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Hajime-kun!

Kaori is so caring.

It seems she simply can't look away when it comes to illness and injury.

I'm so impressed, Kaori-san!

Big Sister Kaori is so nice!

She's a healer. It's natural.

Oh, if only I could use magic like Kaori-san!

Wh-What?

Tips on how to use magic?

Yes. If I get tips from Yue-san, a genius,

even I, a person with zero aptitude for magic,

might be able to use a magic or two!

Sure. Fine. I'll teach you. The more cards we have up our sleeves, the better.

Wow, really?! I'm so glad, Yue-san! Thank you!

I'm finally going to make my magic debut!

Yue teaching magic? That sounds interesting.

Yue, may I listen in?

Myu too!

I don't mind. Me, teaching a dragonborn...

It's an emotional moment.

Won't you join us, Master?

I'll pass.

What's wrong?

Hajime-san, are you afraid you won't be able to perform?

No, that's not it.

Then let's take the lesson together!

Papa too!

I'll pass. In fact, I'd recommend you all pass as well.

I'm saying this to help you. Don't do it.

That's terrible, Hajime. You think I'm useless?

Not everyone can be good at everything.

What? Hajime-san, there can't be anyone more suited to teaching magic than Yue.

I've lived a long life, but I've never seen anyone with such high skills.

I think Yue is the best teacher there could be.

Papa!

Hajime!

I warned you.

So this is where you go, "gyum"

with the magic, and it goes, "rum rum"!

Now all you have to do is do the "grr," and, soy! That's all.

See, so simple.

I see. I don't see.

What's "gyum"?

What do you mean by "rum rum"?

That's where the magic power goes from a "squeeze" state

to a "shoop" state,

which necessarily means that it will go "kwah" next.

That makes no sense! How much meaning are you putting into "gyum"?!

Please teach us in a language we understand!

Myu!

Hmm.

Yue, we would like an explanation that's more theoretical.

The "gyum" state is the state where the magic acceleration ratio is 2.25 times

the flat state, which can fluctuate between 2.25 and 2.277 depending

on the attribute and element of the magic.

By applying a resistance to this at a factor of 3.95,

you can almost automatically achieve the final values for the

focus ratio and the fluctuation post-liberation...

In human language, please!

That's why I gave you a simple explanation,

to let you grasp it naturally.

Why don't you understand?

Myu...

A-Am I just stupid?

Am I a shameful idiot, thinking I'm good at magic

even though I don't even understand the basics?

Big Sister Tio, are you all right?

Tio-san's pride is already close to being destroyed!

Only practice makes perfect. Don't worry, do as I say, and you'll be fine.

Get up. Now get up. Hurry and get up.

Come on, repeat after me.

Gyum! Bar bar bar! Soy!

It's different from what you said before!

Come on, show me your gyum! Hurry up with the gyum! Come on, come on!

Now!

And gyum!

Gyum?

--G-Gyum... --G-Gyum...

Gyum!

Then, rum rum!

--Rum rum. --Rum rum.

And now with emotion, soy!

--Soy! --Soy!

That's why I said don't do it.

I speak from experience when I give these warnings.

Shea, Tio, stand up. Come on, get up.

I've finished healing! What's going on?

Nothing to do with you.

Yue-san was teaching us how to use magic...

What?! Hey, I want to learn, too!

Kaori-san, I have to warn you. Please don't.

Huh? Why?

The reason is...

...Yue-san has zero talent in teaching!

Also, she's a genius when it comes to shattering a person's will!

Kaori, if you want to learn, ask Tio. She's a good teacher.

Idiot.

Yue-sensei!

Perish, Kaori.

Aww, don't be so mean. That's why people say you have no teaching talent

and you're a genius when it comes to shattering a person's will.

Try teaching me. Oh, I know! Teach me that one defense magic, "Herem"!

Please? Please?

You're just going to say it makes no sense and laugh at me...

First, you grab.

Then you wiggle wiggle, then it'll go shoop, so finally, soy.

Let's see...

Grab... Wiggle wiggle...

Oh, it went shoop! Then, soy!

What?!

Big Sister Kaori, you're awesome!

Yue isn't a bad teacher. I got the hang of it super fast.

R-Really?! You got it?!

Of course!

Grab, wiggle wiggle, shoop, and soy!

--Precisely! --Precisely!

Come on! Shea, Tio, stand up!

Stand up!

Repeat after me!

Grab, wiggle wiggle, shoop, and soy!

Come on, repeat it! Grab! Grab! Come on!

Grab!

G-Grab...

Grab!

Grab! Wiggle wiggle! Shoop and soy!

Soy, soy, soy!

M-Myu, let's not do that right now.

This town sure is active.

So many clothes! I've never seen anything like this!

This town specializes in dyed textiles. The citizens wear colorful outfits, too.

Yes. The craftsmen seem very skilled, too.

Yes, it's very impressive.

I'm glad we took this detour.

Hey, Myu.

Myu?

What kind of clothes do merfolk usually wear?

We mostly take them off!

What?! Nudists?!

Oh?

--That's quite bold. --Oh, nudists...

I might not be able to live in Erisen...

All right, Hajime, so should you and I live in Erisen with Myu?

Just the three of us?

Wh-What?! I'll live with you!

Me too!

Me also!

You guys...

Wow!

Myu, is there anything here that you want?

Papa?

Since we're here, I'll buy you one, if you have a favorite.

Really?!

Wow!

Pick whatever you want.

Umm, hmm...

Y-You all can buy your own!

Hajime, that's not the issue.

What is it, Myu?

I want Big Sister Yue's clothes! I want to try them!

Mine?

Yes!

But Myu, there are so many cuter outfits out there.

You know, Big Sister Yue is the coolest big sister!

What?!

When you use magic, when you're fighting next to Papa, you're so cool!

No!

I'm Papa's daughter, but I'm weak.

So I want to be like Big Sister Yue, so I can be a little bit stronger!

Myu...

M-Myu is such an angel, I can't hold back.

Myu-chan! Aren't I cool?! I can pulverize any enemy with a single blow!

I mass produce meat chunks!

Myu-chan! Big Sister Kaori is also really good at binding enemies!

Wanna see my rapid-fire Binding Blades of Light?!

I'll show you my breath attack! Your eyes will twinkle at my coolness!

Big sisters...

Big Sister Shea, you're not cool. You're more like... Sloppy.

Big Sister Kaori is... Um... A bit weak.

No!

Big Sister Tio, you're okay.

What does that mean?!

Oh no, that's totally over the line.

Yue? What kind of attitude is that? Hmm?

It seems like someone needs to learn what it means to cross a dragon.

I think all of your clothes are great,

Big Sisters Shea, Tio and Kaori!

So, um...

Yes! Let's trade clothes!

Trade clothes?

That's right! If we trade clothes, we can all wear each other's clothes!

It'll be fun!

Why not go along with Myu's suggestion?

Draw straws or something and pick randomly.

--Hajime. --Hajime-san. --Hajime-kun. --Master.

I'm sure you can get a quick size adjustment done anywhere in this town.

It's decided!

Papa! Look, look!

Oh?

That's good, Myu. You look a bit more adult.

Myu, you can't open so suddenly.

Big Sister Yue, you're so pretty!

Thank you.

I've never worn anything like this before. This is a new feeling.

Kaori-san's outfit has so many layers, it's hard to move around in this.

You look good, Tio.

And you too, Shea.

Thank you!

Big Sisters Tio and Shea, so cute!

What about Kaori? Where is she?

I'll drag her out.

Yue?

No! Shea's outfit is impossible! There's not enough clothing!

Don't be like that! Don't be like that!

I can't! I can't!

Don't be like that!

This is too revealing... Hajime-kun, please don't stare...

A merfolk girl curled up like a kitten, the cuteness is off the charts...

Let's pet her.

I shall pet her using my extreme petting skills, taking care not to wake her!

Oh, I couldn't hold it in.

What a terrifying skill... This one is good.

Yue-san, your face is in a mess.

You've gone too soft, you've basically melted.

You look a bit like a dangerous pervert.

An actual pervert called me a dangerous pervert... The shame is unbearable.

So priceless. Priceless to the max.

Hajime occasionally uses strange wording. To the max? What?

Well, anyway...

She did say yesterday that I'm the coolest big sister today, but...

I have one gripe. She won't call me mama.

Why?

Why not, Myu?!

I suppose, for Myu, her real mother is her mama. That's fine. But...

But Yue-san thinks you can have more than one mama!

--In fact, having two mamas, that's a great deal! --Haha, mama and mama.

Um, Yue-san, this isn't a buy-one-get-one-free deal.

Your inner voice is leaking a whole lot.

You woke Myu-chan.

What...?!

Myu.

Y-Yes.

Don't worry. Big Sister Yue is quite satisfactory. Like, a lot.

This is unbearable. This ranks in the worst three moments of my life.

I want to find an abyss and hide in it.

I think this is what mama would do.

Huh?

Big Sister Yue, I love you.

You're so strong and cool and pretty and nice.

M-Myu...

What is this?

This comfort, it's like being held by a mother!

Oh, my energy is being drained...

If I had a mama like Big Sister Yue, it would be awesome.

But I already have a mama, and she is my only mama.

But I don't have a big sister, so...

Yes. Yue-san will be your big sister.

I am your big sister.

Thank you, Big Sister Yue.

Oh, Myu is petting me. What a healing experience!

Glory to the big sister!

She melted Yue?!

Myu-chan, her talents are terrifying.

I feel a motherly presence from Myu? And did Yue regress to an infantile state?

Impossible. The phenomenon happened between Myu and Yue.

Do you know about this, Master?!

Let me explain. In my world, this is called

"feeling the Babumi and going Ogya."

What does that mean?

What happened to Yue and Myu-chan?!

To put bluntly, Myu's motherly nature and kindness is making Yue

want to cuddle up like a baby!

So priceless... So endlessly priceless!

Reversing the roles, also priceless!

--I am observing our master's breakdown. --Priceless... Priceless... So priceless!

--I guess Hajime-san does have the tendency to lose control around Yue. --Priceless... Priceless... So priceless!

Yue goes from a full-on motherly presence to infantile regression.

In turn, Myu-chan has a full-on motherly presence...

I see. Not even Master could withstand this destructive force.

I accept the logic behind being a big sister, but motherhood is still enticing.

If I can't be Myu's mama...

I'd like to circle back on the idea of having my own baby...

The journey still continues.

I can't assault... I mean, start my happy family plan with Hajime right now.

I have enough self-control to understand that.

But then, I can't keep bothering Myu like this. Hmm...

Hajime.

You want to go Ogya?

You want me to be the baby?! That's not how I roll!