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Dave, we need to discuss
the promos.
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Oh, the promos.
Oh, right.
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You know, we actually really do
need to discuss the promos.
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Oh. Oh, okay.
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You know, we really need
to come up with
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a less confusing
code word.
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Yes.
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I hate to interrupt
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your little mid-morning
make-out session, but--
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We weren't
making out, Beth.
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What were you guys doing,
discussing the promos?
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Yes, as a matter of fact,
we were.
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Well, okay, next time you guys
decide to discuss the promos,
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why don't you decide
to shut the blinds
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so you don't get busted?
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Uh, did anybody see?
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Only me,
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and I didn't really see.
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I was only guessing.
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Anyway, Stewart on line five.
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I'll take it
at my desk.
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Oh, okay. Say hi
to Stewart for me.
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Dave, are you threatened
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by how often she talks
to her ex-boyfriend?
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No, no, no of course not.
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I mean, after all, they were
together for four years.
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Five.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right.
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It's five and a half, actually.
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Yeah, five and a half.
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It's actually only five,
boss, but nice bluff.
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Dave.
Hmm?
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Dave. Come on.
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Oh. Who is it?
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It's Lisa
and Stewart.
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I thought you might
want to listen in.
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Hang that up.
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Look, Lisa told me
all about Stewart.
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Look, they're just trying
to resolve something
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to do with
the security deposit
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on the apartment
they used to share--
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Whoa, that would drive me crazy.
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You want me to listen in,
give you a full report?
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No, of course not. No.
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LISA: Ha, ha, ha!
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Oh, you know,
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I really do need to discuss this
with Lisa, though.
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Of course you do. Go on, now.
Good luck.
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Ten-four.
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Hey.
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Hold on. Yeah?
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I just wanted
to discuss something with you.
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Okay, in a second.
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Oh, okay.
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Um... Here.
I'll just...
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Dave, I'm on the phone.
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No. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. I'll, uh...
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Morning, chief.
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Morning, Bill.
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What's troubling you?
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Nothing's troubling me.
I just, you know...
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Is that Stewart?
Yes.
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Let me say hi to him.
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Stew, Bill!
How the hell are you?
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Long time no see.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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You should come and see
your lady more often.
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Bill.
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You don't want her
to get restless.
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Bill, we're not seeing
each other anymore.
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You did? I'm sorry
to hear that.
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I was sure you two
were going to tie the knot.
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Bill...
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Okay, here she is.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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You got that right,
Stewey.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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How's the coffee
this morning, Bill?
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They'll get
back together.
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I don't know.
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I mean, they've been split up
for over a year now, you know.
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Just a bump in the road.
They were made for each other.
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Morning, Dave. Hey, Bill.
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Morning, Mr. James.
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Lisa, I want
to ask you something.
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Okay, I've got to go.
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Can I get you
a cup of coffee, sir?
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No.
Lisa, come on.
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Let's get a move on, huh?
Sorry, I really have to go.
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Lisa, I own the telephone.
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Hang it up. Let's go.
Sorry.
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Lisa, for God's sake,
would you get off the phone?
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Wait a minute, wait.
Is that Stewey?
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Stewart!
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Yeah, it's Jimmy.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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[♪]
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Hey, Beth.
Morning, Dave, Lisa.
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Morning, Mr. James.
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What did you kids do
this weekend?
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Oh, well--
Well--
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Me, I went
to a business symposium
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called "the future is now."
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Cost me five bills.
Guess what I learned.
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That the future
really is now?
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You got it.
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The whole day
would have been a total waste
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except for this fellow
sitting next to me,
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an absolute-- I kid you not--
total visionary
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in the field of business
and technology.
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Brilliant, brilliant guy
by the name of...Tom.
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You met a visionary named Tom?
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Yeah, Tom P. Baxter.
Here's what I want to do.
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I want to do an on-air
interview with him.
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Here's his number.
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You ever
had your mind blown, Dave?
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No.
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Well, get ready.
Here comes Tom.
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Hey, Bill, you're going
to be doing
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a live interview
tomorrow.
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With whom?
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A business visionary.
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And what's his vision?
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Uh, not sure.
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What's his name?
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Tom.
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Tom the Visionary, huh?
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A friend of Jimmy's?
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Uh, yes.
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I thought so.
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Why don't you have Catherine
handle this one?
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Well, because I've asked you
to do it, Bill.
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Stewart
on line two.
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Take a message, please.
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Tell him I'll
call him back.
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Lisa, you must miss him
terribly.
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Well, no, actually...
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BETH:
Ha, ha, ha!
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Oh, Stewart.
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How about you, Dave?
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Do you have a special lady
in your life?
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No, no.
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I'm sorry. That was
presumptuous of me.
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Do you have
a special person?
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Look, Bill, I had a girlfriend
in Wisconsin,
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but it sort of ended
when I moved here.
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Okay...
All right?
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Okay, take it easy.
I believe you.
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Dave...
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What do you mean
it "sort of" ended?
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Come on. I told you
about Nancy.
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Well, did you
tell me everything,
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or did you "sort of"
tell me everything?
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Well, I mean,
what is there to tell?
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I mean, we went out
for three years,
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and then it ended.
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Well, it ended?
Who ended it?
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You ended it,
what's-her-name ended it?
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Well, let me put it this way.
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At least I don't call her
every other day on the phone.
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Does it bother you
that I talk to Stewart?
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No, no.
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It doesn't bother me.
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It's just that I've seen
tobacco company lawsuits
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settled more quickly
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than this interminable
security deposit dispute.
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You know, Dave,
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just because you end
a relationship with somebody
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doesn't mean you just
cut them out of your life.
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Oh, really? Isn't that
actually the definition
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of ending
a relationship?
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Doesn't bother me when you
talk to what's-her-name.
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Nancy.
Nancy.
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And that's because I don't.
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I haven't spoken with Nancy
since I left Wisconsin.
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Well, that's just unhealthy.
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You should give her a call
sometime.
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Oh, should I?
Well, maybe I will.
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Please do.
Well, perhaps I will do that.
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Please do.
All right.
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Whatever.
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Stewart on line two.
Thank you.
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Beth, would you hold
all my calls for a while?
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I'm going to be on the phone
for a little while,
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getting healthy.
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Beth, I had something
that I wanted to ask you
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and I can't remember
what it was.
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What was it,
what was it, what was it?
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Is it, "Is Dave still
on the phone with Nancy?"
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No, of course not.
But is he?
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Oops. Sorry.
I picked up the wrong line. Bye.
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It sounds like
they're wrapping it up.
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Thank you.
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Now, you don't do that
when I'm on the phone, do you?
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Oh, no, no.
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Hey, Dave.
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H-hi.
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What's new?
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Huh?
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I think
what Lisa's trying to say is
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stop screwing around
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and tell her what you
and Nancy talked about.
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Right, Lisa?
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So you were talking
to what's-her-name?
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Nancy. Yes.
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Nancy, yes. That's good.
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Oh, good.
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How is she?
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She's well. She's well.
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Um... Apparently,
she's coming for a visit.
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Oh. That's healthy.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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That's good.
Good, good.
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When?
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Apparently...
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tomorrow.
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Uh-huh.
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Is that still
good and healthy?
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Uh-huh, yeah.
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Yes. Now,
you invited her to come?
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I don't exactly know
how that happened.
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I think she invited
herself, actually.
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And, um...
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Where's she going
to be staying?
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Apparently...
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With me.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Is that Stewart?
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No, no. I was just
eavesdropping.
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It's going
to be great.
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Bill McNeal here.
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If you've tuned in
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for WNYX's regularly scheduled
Wall Street Report,
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we have a special treat
for you,
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because today we have
an exclusive interview
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with business visionary
Tom P. Baxter.
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Hello.
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So, Tom, what trends do you see
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shaping the business world
of tomorrow?
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Well, Bill.
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Let me preface that
by saying I've dabbled
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in any number of investments
myself,
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stocks, bonds, what have you,
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but I've yet to find the one
that's the surefire moneymaker.
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In fact, I took quite a bath
in silver
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a few years ago.
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How did that happen?
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Well, it would seem to me--
I'll tell you how it happened.
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It's the oldest story
in the world.
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I bought high and sold low.
Bad idea, right?
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Not really, Bill--
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You don't need to rub it in.
I learned my lesson.
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DAVE: What the hell is he doing?
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The only way to stop him
when he gets like this
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is to put on
the emergency broadcast signal.
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No. I've used that
three times this month.
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I'll just have to bring
Tom P. Baxter back tomorrow.
261
00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:10,175
David.
262
00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,678
Nancy, hi.
263
00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:17,683
I smell
a photo opportunity.
264
00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:19,184
Cheese.
Cheese.
265
00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,686
Lisa, get in there.
Oh, no.
266
00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:22,688
I want a picture.
Come on.
267
00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:24,189
Hi, I'm Nancy.
268
00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,191
Yes, you are.
269
00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:28,194
Cheese.
Cheese.
270
00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:37,703
Hi, Dave.
271
00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:46,712
I missed you
last night.
272
00:10:46,712 --> 00:10:47,713
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
273
00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,715
I tried to call you
a couple times,
274
00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:51,216
but I got your machine.
275
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:52,218
Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.
276
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:56,222
That's, uh...
I still haven't told Nancy
277
00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:57,723
about you and I, so I...
Uh-huh.
278
00:10:57,723 --> 00:10:58,724
Why not?
279
00:10:58,724 --> 00:10:59,725
Well, it's just
she's so sweet,
280
00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:01,727
and this is really going
to hurt her.
281
00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:03,729
Why would this hurt her?
282
00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:05,230
Well, um...
283
00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:08,734
Well, because Nancy,
apparently...
284
00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,739
Doesn't think we split up.
285
00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:17,743
Exactly how did that happen,
Dave?
286
00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:19,745
Well, uh, apparently,
when I left Wisconsin,
287
00:11:19,745 --> 00:11:22,247
I wasn't clear
enough with her.
288
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:23,249
Mm-hmm?
Yeah.
289
00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:25,251
And exactly how unclear
were you?
290
00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:26,252
Well, apparently--
291
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:27,753
Dave, you say "apparently"
one more time,
292
00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:29,254
I'm going to strangle you.
293
00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:32,258
Well, my exact words
to her were,
294
00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,759
"We'll see what happens."
295
00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:36,762
Nice job, Dave.
296
00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:38,263
Oh, come on.
297
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:40,266
Look, you know I'm no good
at confrontation.
298
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,768
You know, but-- You know,
last night we talked it all out,
299
00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:43,769
and I told her.
300
00:11:43,769 --> 00:11:45,270
You told her that it was over,
completely over
301
00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,273
and that you were seeing
someone new?
302
00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,275
Well, not exactly. Apparently--
303
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,777
I'm sorry.
304
00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:53,278
I told her
305
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:56,282
that we had a lot of things
we really needed to talk about.
306
00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:57,283
Hey, you...
307
00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:00,786
Brr.
308
00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:03,288
I hate to interrupt
this incredibly heavy vibe,
309
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:05,791
but the business visionary dude
is back.
310
00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:12,297
Bill,
where's Mr. Baxter?
311
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,799
Tom P. Baxter,
the visionary?
312
00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:14,800
Yes.
313
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:15,801
He's gone.
314
00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:17,803
Why?
315
00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,805
I told him to take a hike.
316
00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:21,807
Again, Bill? Why?
317
00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:24,810
Well, I don't know if you were
listening yesterday, Dave,
318
00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:28,313
but that man has absolutely
nothing new to say.
319
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,316
Bill, you never gave him
a chance to speak.
320
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:33,319
Dave, I have 22
years of experience
321
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,321
in the art
of interviewing.
322
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,323
You never gave him
a chance to speak.
323
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:38,824
The man's a total fraud.
324
00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:42,828
I have a way of sniffing
these things out.
325
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,334
David.
326
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:49,835
Oh, Nancy. Hi.
327
00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:51,837
I'm surprising you.
328
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:53,839
So you are.
329
00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,841
Hey, everybody,
look who's back.
330
00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:57,342
Nancy, welcome back.
331
00:12:57,343 --> 00:13:00,846
Oh, good. I don't have a picture
of the three of us.
332
00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:01,847
Cheese.
Cheese.
333
00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:03,849
Oh, she's a keeper,
David.
334
00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:05,851
That means keep her.
335
00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:07,352
Nancy, I've kind of got
my hands full right now.
336
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:08,854
Would you mind waiting
in the office?
337
00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:11,857
Sure, but can I give everyone
their presents first?
338
00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:13,859
Dave, let her give us
our presents first.
339
00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:15,360
Sure, sure.
340
00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:18,864
Well, I know how you news people
are always munching,
341
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:20,866
so I got everybody pastries.
342
00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:22,868
I love pastries.
343
00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:25,370
David... Pastries.
344
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:26,872
Who's lucky?
345
00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:29,374
Who's jealous?
346
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,877
I tried to get everyone pastries
that matched their personality.
347
00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:32,878
I know it sounds silly,
348
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:33,879
but I thought
349
00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,380
it might be
kind of fun.
350
00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:36,882
First, for Beth,
I got ladyfingers
351
00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:38,383
because she's so petite.
352
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:39,385
Thank you.
353
00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:40,886
I got Catherine a honey roll
354
00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:42,387
because
you're so sweet.
355
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:44,890
Smart girl, Dave.
356
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,892
And for Joe
and Matthew,
357
00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:49,895
I got bear claws
because you're so rugged.
358
00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:52,898
Oh, you flatterer.
359
00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:53,899
Grr.
360
00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,904
And for Lisa,
a plain doughnut.
361
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:03,408
Nancy...
362
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,411
What do you say, I'm just
going to go grab my coat,
363
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:06,412
and then we'll go
for lunch, huh?
364
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:07,913
Sure.
All right.
365
00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:09,915
Thank you for this.
366
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,416
No problem.
367
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,919
You seem like one of
the nicer people here.
368
00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:15,420
Oh, no, I'm really not.
369
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:16,422
Yes, you are.
370
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:19,425
That's why I wanted to
tell you not to even think
371
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:22,428
about moving in on my boyfriend,
or I'll kill you.
372
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:24,430
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
373
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,431
What?
374
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:29,935
Oh. For a second, I thought
you were serious.
375
00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:32,938
I am, completely.
376
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:35,941
Oh, no.
You're joking, right?
377
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:36,942
Try me.
378
00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:37,943
Hey.
379
00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:39,444
You two getting acquainted?
380
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:40,446
Uh-huh.
We sure are.
381
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,448
Great. So why don't
we head out for lunch?
382
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:42,948
Okay.
383
00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:47,452
Oh, Nancy, I forgot one thing.
I'll be right with you, okay?
384
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:48,954
Okay.
All right.
385
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:50,956
Uh, Lisa? She's leaving tonight.
I'll tell her after work.
386
00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:52,457
I promise.
387
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:53,459
She doesn't know
where I live, does she?
388
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,461
What?
389
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:58,464
Nothing, nothing.
Have a nice lunch. I'm sorry.
390
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:00,966
Okay.
Bye.
391
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:01,967
Bye, Lisa.
Bye, Nancy.
392
00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:09,975
Beth, you are not
going to believe this.
393
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,977
Nancy just told me that
if I put my hands on Dave, she--
394
00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:13,979
I know, I know.
395
00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:15,480
Were you
eavesdropping again?
396
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:18,984
No. She just did
the same thing to me.
397
00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:21,486
You didn't eat
your pastry yet, did you?
398
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:22,488
Uh-uh.
399
00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:32,497
How'd it go last night?
400
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:33,999
Oh, hi.
401
00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:35,500
Yeah. How'd it go last night?
Bad scene at the airport?
402
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,002
Uh, no, not really.
403
00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:38,503
No. She's still here, isn't she?
404
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,506
Yes, but she's leaving
this afternoon. I swear to God.
405
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,508
Look, last night
was really rough.
406
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,510
I mean, we were up
till 4:00 in the morning,
407
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,512
you know, just talking
this whole thing out.
408
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,514
Mm-hmm. She was upset about us?
409
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,016
No, no.
I didn't tell her about us.
410
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:53,518
Oh, oh, well, no,
but you did tell her
411
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,020
that you were seeing
someone else
412
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,021
and it was over?
413
00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:58,523
Well, apparently...
414
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,526
That's what I thought.
415
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,027
Did you tell him?
416
00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:03,528
Tell him what?
417
00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:05,030
Did you tell him
418
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,531
that his girlfriend
is a borderline psychotic?
419
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:10,536
Well, actually, I think
that they're about to break up.
420
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:14,039
No. Those two were made
for each other.
421
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:15,540
She's nuts.
422
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,042
Oh, come on,
you guys.
423
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:19,044
She was just joking
with you, okay?
424
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:21,046
Yeah, how could a girl
that sweet
425
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:23,048
be capable
of cold-blooded murder?
426
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:25,050
Matthew,
that is not what we're saying.
427
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,551
We're just saying
428
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:29,054
that she is not the person
Dave thinks she is, that's all.
429
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,555
Mm-hmm.
Look, everybody's thinking it.
430
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:33,058
So I'm going to go ahead
and say it.
431
00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:35,060
You two are just jealous.
432
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:38,563
Hey, I was thinking that.
433
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,566
I'll have you two know
434
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:43,068
Nancy brought me
an exquisite kiwi tart
435
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:44,569
yesterday.
436
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:48,073
Oh, neat. What did it say
about your personality?
437
00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:49,574
I didn't discuss anything
with the pastry, Matthew.
438
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:51,076
I just ate it!
439
00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:54,079
CATHERINE:
Our guest, Tom P. Baxter.
440
00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:55,580
Thank you
for joining us, Tom.
441
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,082
It's my pleasure, Catherine.
442
00:16:57,082 --> 00:17:00,585
Now, I realize nobody can
actually predict the future,
443
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:03,589
but I understand
you have a unique insight
444
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:04,590
into where we might be headed
445
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,091
as we approach
the turn of the century.
446
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:09,094
Yeah, I do.
As I see it, Catherine,
447
00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:10,595
the future of business--
448
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,598
Well, the future
of this country, in fact,
449
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:15,100
is... Computers.
450
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,601
Computers.
451
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:19,104
Okay, would you care
to elaborate on that?
452
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:22,107
Oh, you bet.
I think computers are great.
453
00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:25,110
You can keep records on them,
play games.
454
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:28,113
They're... Well,
they're like magic.
455
00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:30,115
Uh-huh.
456
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:34,119
Yeah. I mean,
I don't have one yet.
457
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:36,621
But I'm going to get one.
You'd better believe that.
458
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:39,625
What exactly do you do
for a living, Tom?
459
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,627
Well, I'm between things
right now,
460
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,128
but all that's going to change
461
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:44,629
just as soon
as I get a computer.
462
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:48,133
Well, now, this guy's
a complete fraud.
463
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,635
You think?
464
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:51,637
Yeah.
465
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,639
You know, I'm surprised Bill
didn't sniff this one out.
466
00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:55,140
He usually
has great instincts
467
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,641
about who's
on the up-and-up.
468
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:57,643
Uh-huh.
469
00:17:57,643 --> 00:18:00,145
You know, Bill has
22 years of experience
470
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:01,146
in the art
of in interviewing.
471
00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,647
He didn't say anything
about this?
472
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,149
Nothing that I recall
specifically, no.
473
00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:07,652
Well, live and learn
and all that good crap, Dave.
474
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,154
Amen to that, sir.
475
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:11,156
Yeah, and if Tom ever
shows up again...
476
00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:12,157
I'll call security.
477
00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:13,658
That's my boy.
478
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:16,662
Okay, Bill,
479
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:18,664
you were right.
480
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:19,665
Shh, Dave, I'm listening.
481
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,166
I want to hear more
482
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:24,169
about these fascinating
com...pooters
483
00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:26,171
of which he speaks.
484
00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:30,175
Hi.
485
00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:31,176
Hi.
Nancy.
486
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:33,678
How are you? Is Dave around?
487
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:34,680
Uh-huh. He's in his office.
488
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:43,688
Oh, yeah. She's a real looney.
489
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:44,690
Look, all I'm saying is
490
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,692
she's not as sweet
as she seems.
491
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,694
No, no, no, she isn't.
492
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,195
She's even sweeter.
493
00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:53,198
So double-shame
on both of you.
494
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:54,199
Triple-shame.
495
00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:56,701
[DOOR OPENS]
496
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:57,703
Nancy, wh--
497
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,706
Okay, I don't know
what David said to her,
498
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:04,710
but I'm going to have to call
a quadruple-shame on him.
499
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,218
How'd it go?
500
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:14,719
It could have gone better.
501
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,221
But you did tell her
it was over?
502
00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:17,222
Yes.
503
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:18,223
Completely over?
504
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,224
Yes.
505
00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:20,725
Not that I don't trust you,
Dave,
506
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:22,227
but would you mind repeating
the exact words
507
00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:23,728
that you said to her?
508
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,731
All right, Lisa.
509
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:27,733
I told her it was over,
all right,
510
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,736
and I told her that I had
a new girlfriend
511
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,739
who I've been seeing
for two months...
512
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,241
And I told her
that girlfriend was you.
513
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:38,743
What did you do that for?
514
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,245
Huh?
515
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:42,247
Well, what if she tells somebody
in the office about us?
516
00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:43,748
Nancy wouldn't do that.
517
00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:49,254
Can you walk me
to the elevator, please?
518
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:51,756
Listen, I'm really very sorry
about all of this.
519
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:54,259
No. I didn't mean
to make things harder for you.
520
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,261
If I knew about any of this,
I wouldn't have come here.
521
00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:57,762
Yeah, well, that probably
522
00:19:57,763 --> 00:20:00,265
would have made things
a lot easier for all of us.
523
00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:02,267
Dave, I hope
we can still be friends
524
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:03,268
at least.
525
00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:04,769
Sure, sure.
526
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:09,775
Bye, everyone.
527
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:12,277
Oh, wait a minute.
You're leaving already?
528
00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:14,779
I want to get a picture
with everybody. Everybody!
529
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,782
Picture.
530
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:17,783
Lisa, please.
531
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:20,786
David, smile.
532
00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:22,788
You're with
your girl here.
533
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,289
And say cheese.
534
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:26,291
Cheese.
535
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:27,792
I just wanted
to thank everybody
536
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,795
for being so nice
to me.
537
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:32,297
Well,
you're welcome.
538
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:35,300
I don't know if you know this,
but Dave and I broke up.
539
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,302
No!
540
00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:39,304
It's okay.
These things happen.
541
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,806
I look forward
to being friends with Dave
542
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:44,810
and... Being friends
with his new girlfriend,
543
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:47,312
Lisa...
544
00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:48,813
Who he's been having
a secret affair with
545
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:51,817
for the last two months.
546
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:53,318
Mm. Bye.
547
00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:11,336
Well, I don't know
exactly what to say--
548
00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:12,837
Lisa?
549
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:13,839
Beth?
550
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:16,341
I owe you guys
an apology.
551
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:18,843
That girl is insane.
Sorry, David.
552
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,345
Imagine the magnificent
Bickersons
553
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:21,346
having an affair.
554
00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:24,349
[LAUGHTER]
555
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:29,354
Wow.
556
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:31,856
Okay, that
was a little close.
557
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:33,358
You know,
just keep smiling
558
00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:35,360
in case anyone
has any lingering doubts.
559
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,861
Now, Dave, I know
560
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:39,364
that that probably was
a little bit difficult for you,
561
00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:40,865
but don't you
feel better
562
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,868
now that you've closed
that chapter in your life?
563
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:43,869
Yes, I do.
564
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:45,871
It's all about closure,
Dave, because--
565
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:47,372
Lisa, Stewart
on line two.
566
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:48,873
I'll take it
at my desk.
567
00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:53,878
[TAPPING]
568
00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:03,888
Tom.
569
00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:05,390
Yes?
570
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:06,891
Get out.
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