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Then, at approximately
1:15 a.m.,
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the police took the husband
to examine the damage,
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and that was when
then the husband realized
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that the wife had been
the one who set the fire.
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Fascinating story.
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Yes, it is,
Matthew,
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but in the interest
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of keeping these
meetings short,
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why don't we save
your dream analysis
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for another time?
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Okay, well, I guess
that is it now.
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Oh, I'm sorry, except for this.
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I have to read this
for everyone.
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In accordance with New York
state ordinance 435a
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regarding secondhand smoke,
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this is now officially
a nonsmoking office.
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Hallelujah.
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Now, I know that this
is going to be hard
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for some of us.
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I'm sorry, Bill.
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Whatever.
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What about me, Dave?
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I--I didn't realize
that you smoked.
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Well, I don't
inhale or anything, you know,
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but I can blow it
through my nose.
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Well, good for you.
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Um, I think this is going
to be healthier for all of us,
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because as the ordinance states,
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secondhand smoke has been proven
to have carcinogenic effects.
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Well, duh.
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Who didn't know that?
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Wake up, people.
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Tell you what. I'm just going...
to post this over here.
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You can all read it
at your leisure,
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and Bill, can I talk to you
about those station promos?
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What have you got,
chief?
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Uh, well, we're going
to do
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three five-second
station IDs,
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and then three full
15-second promos
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over an audio bed.
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Now, I'd like to have you
and Catherine trading off.
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Sounds good.
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We should also try
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one clean 15-second pop
without the audio bed.
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Bill, what are you
doing?
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Oh. Sorry.
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How rude of me.
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No. No, thank you,
Bill.
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Uh, did you hear
the announcement
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I made at the
meeting just now?
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Well, to tell the truth,
Dave,
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I tend to zone out unless
my name is mentioned.
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Why, was it
something important?
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Uh, well, yeah, Bill.
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Yeah, it was
kind of important.
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[COUGHING]
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I'm on it, Matthew.
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Yeah, it was kind of
important.
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[COUGHING]
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I'm on it,
Matthew.
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Bill, we're now officially
a nonsmoking office.
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What you're doing is
punishable
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by a $100 fine.
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You're kidding.
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No, I'm not kidding.
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Oh, come on.
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Bill, that's not how
it's supposed to work.
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Now, just put that out.
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Is that decaf?
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No, no, it's regular.
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[♪]
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The caps lock just
won't come off, right,
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so everything I type
is in all Caps.
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All right.
I've seen this before.
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go like this, then, uh...
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Now try it.
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Yeah. Well, thanks, Fonzie.
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Uh, yeah. I think the caps lock
did come off there
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just before
the screen went blank.
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Anytime.
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Oh, that's great.
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Oh. Hi, Joe.
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Hey. Hey. Hey.
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Uh, we need to talk.
Can I close this?
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Oh, sure.
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Hi.
Hi.
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We have to have
a real talk.
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Oh. Okay.
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Then I better
open this door.
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I don't want people
to think
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we're doing anything
in here...
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especially if we aren't.
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Dave, I was right.
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Joe definitely saw us
at the movies last night.
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He's been acting like
that all morning.
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Like what?
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Like that. Like
"Hey, hey, hey."
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Well, I've been with him
for about 15 minutes.
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He hasn't
"hey, heyed" me.
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I think maybe you're
just being paranoid.
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Oh, I'm paranoid?
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I'm not the one
that wears a stupid hat
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every time he goes out
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so he won't be
recognized.
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Look, there's nothing stupid
about that hat.
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A lot of people
wear hats like that.
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Name one.
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Well, Woody Allen, for one.
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So, what, that means
I'm like Soon Yi to you?
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No. No, look, He wore that hat
when he was with Mia too.
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Mia?
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Yes.
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Here you go, chief.
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Did a little punch-up
on those promos.
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Well, I consider
this situation
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a potentially
volatile one,
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and I suggest
you do the same.
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College girls.
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Look, Bill, I hope
you're enjoying that cigarette,
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Because it is your last.
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No, no. I got a full
pack right here.
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Nice look.
Is that from J. Crew?
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Hey, Joe.
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Hey. Hey.
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How was your weekend?
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Good.
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You know, I saw a pretty
good movie last night.
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Have you seen
any good movies lately?
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Uh, me? I don't go
to movies.
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I don't like movies.
Most movies suck.
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When someone says, "Hey, Joe,
you want to go to a movie?"
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You know what I say?
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I say, "I don't like movies.
I don't go to movies.
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Most movies suck."
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I've got to go.
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Dave, he knows
everything.
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You're paranoid.
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I need to talk
to David.
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Oh.
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David, you've got
to make Bill stop smoking.
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It's in my clothes.
It's in my hair.
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Would you smell
my hair?
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Matthew, I'm not going
to smell your hair.
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Then smell my hands.
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No.
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Smell something.
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Matthew!
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Look, if it's really
bothering you that much,
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maybe you should talk
to Bill.
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Dave, come over here.
I want you to look at this.
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No. No.
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Yeah, what is it,
Bill?
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It says here, article 4,
paragraph 2,
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that in an office with
more than 20 employees,
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you have to set up
a special smoking area.
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Oh yeah.
I didn't see that.
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Maybe you didn't
want to see it.
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All right, Bill.
Where do you suggest
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we set up
this smoking area?
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How about a mobile
10-foot radius
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around me?
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I don't think so,
Bill.
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Then how about over
by Matthew's desk?
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Huh? Matthew,
would you like that?
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Sorry. I wasn't
listening. What?
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You figure it out, Dave,
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because when I finish
my noon update,
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the smoking lamp
will be lit.
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Dave, talk to him.
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Matthew,
you talk to him.
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Okay, fine.
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Yeah, I will.
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Good. Good.
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Matthew, turn around and
go back to your desk.
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Hey, Beth.
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Did you tell Bill about
the new smoking area?
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Yep. If we're going to
have a smoking area,
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[GARBLED]
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What?
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Oh, God. Gum. Sorry.
So I won't smoke.
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That's attractive.
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Would you put it
back, please?
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Thanks.
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Oh...
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Oh, I think
that should--
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Okay, I guess this will do,
but lose the salad, huh?
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Bill, we all really
appreciate
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your cooperation
in this.
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Uh...
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[STREET NOISE]
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Yeah. This'll work out
just fine.
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What?
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This is very pleasant.
Thank you.
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Okay, great, Bill.
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Just close the window
when you're done.
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[GARBLED] Mr. James.
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What?
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What?
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Mr. James.
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Oh, uh, Mr. James.
I didn't see you come in.
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Yeah, well,
that's the way I like it.
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I'm like that magician guy.
What's his name?
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David Copperfield?
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No.
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Siegfried?
Uh-uh.
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Roy?
That's the one.
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[GARBLED]
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Here you go, Mr. James.
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Thanks. I'll just
have the coffee for now.
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I'm trying to cut down
on other people's saliva.
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Well, sir, what brings
you here today?
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Well, I heard about your
little smoking problem.
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I have the solution.
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Oh, great. Yeah.
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Maybe it'll help
if you talk to Bill.
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No. I don't need that hassle.
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I got a friend
at city hall.
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Sir, it's a state
ordinance.
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And in Albany.
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Yes, and in Washington.
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But sir, I'd really
rather
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you didn't
bribe anyone,
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because I support
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this nonsmoking
ordinance.
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And I support fire safety,
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but you see those sprinklers
up there?
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They're not hooked up
to anything.
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I paid a guy off--
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had my nephew come in,
super-glue them to the ceiling.
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New York, New York--
it's a hell of a town.
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Okay...
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Hello, Jimmy.
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Hello, Bill.
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You know,
I thank God every day
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we're not
a TV station.
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Hey, Bill,
are you still here?
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Something wrong?
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You sure there's
nothing the matter?
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Hmm?
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Okay, you got me.
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Bill...
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Look, as much as
I'm enjoying
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this little battle
of wills we're having,
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wouldn't it be
easier for you
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if you just quit?
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Don't you think I want to,
Dave?
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I can't quit.
It's too hard.
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Look, I know it's hard.
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You can't know.
How can you know?
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I'll bet you've never smoked
a single cigarette in your life.
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Well, yeah,
I did once.
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And you threw up.
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How did you know?
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You seem like
the type.
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Well, okay, look,
so I don't smoke,
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but you know what?
I am addicted to caffeine.
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You got a coffee problem, huh?
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How bad is your habit?
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Two, three pots a day.
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Four on a Monday.
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Well, that's just sick.
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I mean, you know,
I've tried to quit,
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but I can't even cut down.
265
00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:19,685
It's not the same.
266
00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:23,188
These guys are my...
little friends.
267
00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:25,691
They're always there
when I need them.
268
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My reliable
little buddies.
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00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,695
Hey, Bill,
I'm your friend.
270
00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:30,696
Yeah?
271
00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:32,197
Where were you
last night
272
00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,199
around 3:00 a.m.
273
00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:35,201
When I was watching
Steel Magnolias
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00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:36,202
and crying
my eyes out?
275
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:42,208
Hey, Bill,
I have an idea.
276
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:45,711
Tell you what.
I'll give up coffee...
277
00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:47,713
if you give up cigarettes.
278
00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,715
Huh? We'll go through
this thing together.
279
00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:51,216
How is that supposed
to help me?
280
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:52,718
You should have to
give up
281
00:10:52,718 --> 00:10:55,220
something
of equal difficulty,
282
00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:56,222
like going
to the bathroom.
283
00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:59,225
Well, look.
Bill, I'm sorry,
284
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:01,727
but this is the best
I can do, all right?
285
00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:02,728
Now, give me
the cigarettes.
286
00:11:02,728 --> 00:11:03,729
We'll go through this
together.
287
00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:05,230
Come on.
288
00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:09,735
Okay, Let's do it.
289
00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:11,737
You and me, chief.
Let's go.
290
00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:12,738
Great.
That's the spirit, Bill.
291
00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:16,241
Terrific. This is
a great moment, Bill.
292
00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:17,743
Should we hug?
293
00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:20,245
Well,
we shook hands.
294
00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:21,247
Yeah. You're right.
That's probably plenty.
295
00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:22,248
When do you want
start?
296
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:23,249
Uh, five minutes?
297
00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:24,250
Let's make it 10.
298
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,252
Good idea.
299
00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:35,261
Morning, chief.
300
00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:36,762
Morning, Bill.
301
00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:37,763
So?
302
00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:40,766
Nope. Haven't had
a drop of coffee.
303
00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:42,267
You? You smoked?
304
00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:44,770
Not at all.
How are you feeling?
305
00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,271
Well, I have
a pounding headache,
306
00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:49,775
and my arms feel like
they're about 12 feet long,
307
00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:52,778
but other than that,
I feel fine.
308
00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:53,779
You?
309
00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:55,781
I've been better.
310
00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:58,784
Coughed up something that looked
like escargot this morning,
311
00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:01,787
but I guess
that's a good sign.
312
00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:03,789
You don't mind, do you?
313
00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:05,791
Oh, oh, gosh,
no, Bill.
314
00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:06,792
Please, enjoy.
315
00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:10,295
The old java jive.
316
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,797
Chock full o' nuts?
317
00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:13,799
They should call it
chock full o' flavor.
318
00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:18,303
Okay, what the hell
are you doing, Bill?
319
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:19,305
Oh, come on, Dave.
320
00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,307
We went a good
nine and a half hours.
321
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:22,308
Must we continue
this little charade?
322
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:24,310
Bill, I'm doing this for you.
323
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,812
We had...an agreement.
324
00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:28,814
If you crack first, Dave,
325
00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:31,316
it won't make you
any less of a man.
326
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,818
I'm nowhere near cracking.
327
00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:33,819
Neither am I, my friend.
328
00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:34,820
Dave?
329
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:35,821
Oh, Matthew,
what is it now?
330
00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:37,322
For God's sake, no
one's smoking, okay?
331
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:38,324
But--
332
00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:39,325
But nothing!
333
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:40,326
You know what we need
around here
334
00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:41,827
is an anti-whining
ordinance!
335
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:43,328
So just zip
your sniveling little lip
336
00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,831
and haul your skinny ass
out of here!
337
00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:54,840
I don't think that qualifies
as cracking, do you?
338
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:55,841
No, no, no.
339
00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:05,350
I brought you
some aspirin.
340
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:10,356
Oh, thanks, Lisa.
341
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:11,357
You know what?
342
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,359
I don't know what it is
caffeine does for you,
343
00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:15,361
but I'm pretty sure
that without it,
344
00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:17,863
your head caves in.
345
00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:19,364
Yeah. But did Joe say anything
to you
346
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,867
about seeing us at the movies
347
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:22,868
the other night?
348
00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:23,869
Oh...Lisa...
349
00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:24,870
Oh, I'm sorry.
350
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:27,372
Do you want
to get some lunch?
351
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:28,874
Oh, yeah--oh!
352
00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:31,376
I didn't bring my hat.
353
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:32,878
You know, Dave,
354
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:35,881
I'm really starting
to hate that hat.
355
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:40,886
Dave, are you listening
to what Bill is doing?
356
00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:42,387
No.
357
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,889
[DRONING]: ...federal reserveannounced today
358
00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:45,891
that the prime interest ratewill be the focus of discussion
359
00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:47,392
at next week'seconomic summit
360
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:48,394
in Washington.
361
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:49,395
President Clintonand his advisors
362
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:50,396
will be in attendance
363
00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:51,897
as well as both leaders
364
00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:53,398
from the Senate and Housebanking committees.
365
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:54,400
talks are expected--[TAKES BREATH]
366
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,901
to be unusually heated
367
00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:58,403
in light of the falloutfrom last November's elections.
368
00:13:58,404 --> 00:13:59,905
Insiders sayit's anybody's guess...
369
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:01,406
[DRONES]:
Don't listen too closely,
370
00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:02,908
or you'll fall
into a trance.
371
00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:05,410
Oh, come on, Beth.
372
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:07,413
I mean, give the guy a break,
all right?
373
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,414
You know what?
374
00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:09,915
He's--he's going
through withdrawal,
375
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,416
and that's not easy,
Beth.
376
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:12,918
That's--that's very hard.
377
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:15,420
It's very, very hard.
378
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,923
Uh-oh. Mr. James is here,
and he doesn't look happy.
379
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:21,927
Aw...
How do I look?
380
00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:22,928
Tewiffic.
381
00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:25,430
Than thoo.
382
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:26,432
Dave, get over here.
383
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:27,433
Yes, Mr. James.
384
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,934
What the hell
are you running,
385
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,435
a radio station
or a rehab clinic?
386
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:33,939
Okay, fine.
387
00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:34,940
You just take a few minutes
388
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:35,941
and try to think
of a comeback.
389
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:40,445
Meanwhile, I'll get up there
and do your job.
390
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:41,447
...for fixed
income annuities.
391
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:44,450
In a related story, bad news
for first-time home buyers,
392
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:45,951
who are likely to see
a hefty increase
393
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:48,453
in interest rates...
sometime soon.
394
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,459
[WITH GUSTO]:
In Albany today,
395
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:55,961
reaction to the news
was mixed.
396
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:56,962
Governor Pataki
applauded the announcement,
397
00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:59,464
citing the state's
heavy industrial base,
398
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:00,966
which is sorely in need
of a lift.
399
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,467
Dave, let him smoke
all he wants,
400
00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:03,969
but tell him to be careful.
401
00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:06,471
I don't want this place
catching fire.
402
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:10,976
The state's Democratic
leadership protested,
403
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:11,977
declaring that...
404
00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:13,478
[DRONE]: some are calling
an all-out war
405
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:14,980
over the federal
reserve system's
406
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:15,981
anticipated decision.
407
00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:16,481
In other news...
408
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:24,490
At least let the man smoke
while he's on the air, Dave.
409
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,492
Catherine,
I can't do that.
410
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,994
I don't mind. Really.
I used to smoke myself.
411
00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:33,999
And, quite honestly...
I miss the smell, Dave.
412
00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:36,501
Catherine, I don't know
what to tell you.
413
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:40,005
You can always go
smell Matthew's head.
414
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,009
Bill?
415
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:46,511
Here. Maybe you should
try a carrot stick.
416
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,514
Why?
417
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,516
Well, they're supposed
to help you quit smoking.
418
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:53,018
Oh. How?
419
00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:56,521
I guess you take it,
put it in your mouth,
420
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,524
and, yeah,
like a cigarette.
421
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,526
Oh.
422
00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:07,032
You're playing with me,
aren't you, Matthew?
423
00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:08,533
Here you go, boss.
These just got here.
424
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:11,036
Oh, great.
Good, good, good.
425
00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:12,037
Hey, Bill.
426
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,038
Hey, Bill.
427
00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:14,039
I want you
to put one of these
428
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:15,040
on your back, okay?
429
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,041
What is this?
430
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,043
It's the patch.
431
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:19,044
Don't you need
432
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:20,045
a prescription
for those?
433
00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:21,546
Yeah. I went to my doctor
this morning
434
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:22,548
and had him
prescribe it for me.
435
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:24,049
Well, you don't smoke.
436
00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:26,051
No, no, but I told him
437
00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:27,552
I was thinking
about starting.
438
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:31,557
You know, I don't think
he's a very good doctor.
439
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:34,560
Say...that's nice.
440
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,562
That's real nice.
Thanks, Dave.
441
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,063
Oh, my pleasure, Bill.
442
00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:40,065
No, no.
The pleasure's mine.
443
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,070
Oh!
444
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:47,572
Ha ha ha!
445
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,575
Ha ha ha ha ha!
446
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:51,577
Dave, you should probably
try cauliflower.
447
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,579
It's good for
caffeine addiction.
448
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,581
What is with you
and that?
449
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,583
Well, there's a vegetable
for every addiction.
450
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,585
What are
you addicted to?
451
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:01,086
Vegetables.
452
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:07,092
Dave, I think you'dbetter get out here,
453
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:09,094
because Bill is having
some kind of trouble.
454
00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:11,096
Oh, God. He didn't take
off the patch, did he?
455
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,097
No, not that I know of.
456
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:13,098
All right.
457
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:14,599
Here. Eat this.
458
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:15,601
No. Ugh.
459
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,603
Hey, Bill,
what's the matter?
460
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,104
Where does it hurt?
461
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:20,605
It doesn't hurt so much
as tingle
462
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,107
all through my arm and chest.
463
00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:24,109
Please, Bill,
eat a carrot stick.
464
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:26,111
Matthew, forget
the carrot sticks.
465
00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:28,113
Dave, I think
it's the patch.
466
00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:29,614
Oh, Bill, don't be ridiculous.
I'm sure it isn't.
467
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:30,616
You know what?
468
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,117
I'm sure you're
going to be fine.
469
00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:34,119
You just need
to relax. Come on.
470
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:36,621
Okay. Okay. Here we go.
471
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:37,623
Feel better?
472
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:38,624
Yeah.
473
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,626
All right.
474
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:43,128
[SIREN WAILS]
475
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:45,630
Your friend should
be back on his feet
476
00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,132
by tomorrow morning.
477
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:48,633
He just had
a bad reaction to something.
478
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,135
Uh-huh? Um...
479
00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:51,636
You know,
there's just a chance
480
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:54,139
that he was
on the nicotine patch.
481
00:17:54,139 --> 00:17:56,641
That wouldn't have
anything to do with it, right?
482
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:57,643
The patch?
483
00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,144
Nah. I seriously doubt
that was a factor.
484
00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:00,145
Oh, good.
485
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:01,146
See, doctors
are very careful
486
00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,647
about handing those out.
487
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,149
That's why you can't get one
without a prescription.
488
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:07,152
You don't--you don't say.
489
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:10,656
Well, thanks very much
for all your help.
490
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,659
Hey, Dave, maybe you
could help me out too.
491
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:16,662
I was wondering if you
could go to your doctor
492
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:18,664
and get me fitted
for a diaphragm.
493
00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:26,671
Why don't you
just use your gum?
494
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:33,679
So, is Billcoming in today?
495
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:36,181
Yeah. They just kept him
overnight for observation,
496
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:37,682
but he's fine.
497
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:39,184
Here he is,
everybody!
498
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:40,185
Hey! Attaboy!
499
00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:42,687
Good to have
you back, Bill!
500
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:45,190
Thanks, Jimmy.
It's good to be back.
501
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:47,192
Hey, Bill.
Here's your coffee.
502
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:48,693
So! How you feeling?
503
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,696
A little shaky,
but good.
504
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,698
Uh-huh. You feel like
suing the station?
505
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,199
Of course not.
506
00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:56,701
Good! I got to go.
507
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:58,704
Look, I'm really
sorry, Bill.
508
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,205
That's okay.
509
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:01,706
Your heart was
in the right place.
510
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:02,708
I just had no idea
511
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,209
that the patch could have
side effects.
512
00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:05,710
And I had no idea
513
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:08,213
you're only supposed
to wear one at a time.
514
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:10,215
Oh? How many were
you wearing?
515
00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:11,216
15, 16.
516
00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:14,219
I sort of stuck them
all around my waist
517
00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:16,721
like a belt.
518
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:18,724
Oh. Well, you're fine now.
That's all that matters.
519
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:19,725
More or less.
520
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:20,726
There are a few
lingering effects,
521
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:21,727
but you shouldn't
worry--
522
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:22,728
No, what?
I'd rather not say.
523
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,730
Anything
I can do to help.
524
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:28,734
It smells like an ashtray
when I pee.
525
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:31,737
Anything you can do
to help me with that?
526
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,241
Gosh, I hope not.
527
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:37,742
I didn't think so.
528
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,244
Anyway, considering
I haven't had a cigarette
529
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:40,745
in 38 hours,
530
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:42,748
I'm actually kind of
enjoying it.
531
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:44,249
Well, there you go.
532
00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:45,750
Amen to that.
533
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:46,752
Yeah.
534
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:51,757
Joe...
535
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:54,259
Joe?
536
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:55,760
All right,
I can't take it anymore.
537
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:56,762
You want
to get into it? Yes.
538
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:57,763
You want to talk?
Yes.
539
00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:58,764
Let's go.
Come on.
540
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,267
I know you were
at the movie theater.
541
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:04,269
I know you don't want
to talk about it.
542
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:05,270
Look, it's just
how rumors get started.
543
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:07,772
I just don't want to get
caught up in a big rumor.
544
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:09,274
Well, neither do I.
545
00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:10,275
That's why I think
it's important
546
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:11,776
that we talk about it.
547
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,779
Well, look
just because you see me
548
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,781
at the movies
with a friend
549
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:16,782
who happens to be
flamboyantly gay...
550
00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:21,286
it doesn't mean
that I'm gay too.
551
00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:22,787
You just assume that.
552
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,790
It's not what
it looked like.
553
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:25,791
What?
554
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,292
I'm not gay.
555
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:29,294
Oh, Joe. No. Listen.
Hey. Even if you were--
556
00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:30,795
I'm not gay.
557
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:32,297
All right, but even
if you were--
558
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:34,299
But I'm not.
Okay.
559
00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:36,801
Did you see who I was
with at the movies?
560
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:39,304
Some dork
with a stupid hat.
561
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,806
Did that dork look
familiar to you?
562
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:45,310
He looked like any
other dork in the city,
563
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:48,313
except he had
a stupid hat.
564
00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:49,314
Thanks, Joe.
565
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,816
Yeah. I'm not gay.
566
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:52,818
Right.
567
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,823
Aw, Bill...
you didn't.
568
00:20:57,823 --> 00:20:59,825
Yes, I did.
569
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:00,826
Ah, well...
570
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:02,327
You know,
before work today,
571
00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:04,329
I had
a double espresso.
572
00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:06,831
[SIGHS]
We're failures.
573
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:08,333
Yeah.
574
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:14,840
If you ever tell anyone
about Steel Magnolias...
575
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,341
I'll kill you.
576
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:22,347
It would take a robot
not to cry at that movie.
577
00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:26,852
CATHERINE: ...until economicsanctions take effect.
578
00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:28,353
And here's Bill McNeal
579
00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:30,355
with the latestfrom Wall Street.
580
00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:32,357
BILL: The Dow Jonesindustrial average
581
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:33,858
closed out the dayup nine points
582
00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:34,860
with advancing issuesoutnumbering decliners
583
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:36,862
in a three-to-two ratio.
584
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:38,864
Sounds like Bill's
back on his game.
585
00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:39,865
Yep, sure does.
586
00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:41,366
And you're happy
with the solution?
587
00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:42,367
Oh, very happy.
588
00:21:44,369 --> 00:21:45,370
Hey, Joe.
589
00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:46,371
Hey, what's up?
590
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:47,372
How's it going there?
591
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:48,373
Pretty good.
592
00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:49,874
I've got it completely
hermetically sealed.
593
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,877
Have you figured out a way
of ventilating it yet?
594
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:52,878
No.
595
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:55,881
I'll try and think up something
over the weekend.
596
00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:57,382
No rush. Good work.
597
00:21:57,382 --> 00:21:59,384
All right. Thanks.
Take it easy.
598
00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:00,385
...the university
599
00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:02,387
will have to close or merge
eight campuses
600
00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:03,388
and raise tuition...
601
00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:05,890
[LIGHTER IGNITING]
602
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:12,898
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