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Where's the bride?

Don't get me started, Diquinho.

Father Moreira is upset.

Go inside, don't you dare.

Hey, Belarmino, let me go after the wedding.

Hurray! Hurray!

What's the matter, woman?

For me, Cristiano is already...

Belarmino, watch your mouth.

He's already gone crazy.

But what a mania I have, woman, to correct me and push me in front of the others.

So you think that in front of the church and in

public I would say that Cristiano is already fucked?

Guino, you don't die anymore.

You were talking about me, Mr. Belarmino.

I didn't lose my chance to kill a goat.

How are you, Mr. Belarmino?

Well, taking the milk out of the same cow.

Dad will be very happy to see you come.

I'll be dying to see him.

Where is he?

He's with his wife.

Don't get upset, Diquinho. Don't get upset.

Father Moreira is upset. Father Moreira is upset.

Tell him she's coming.

Look at the bride!

Smile, my dear, smile!

Smile, my dear, smile!

What a nice guy!

How long have you been here?

You only write to let me know that your father is going to get angry!

Look at that! You even have white hair!

Wait! White hair? What about you? You must be painting yours!

What's this, boy? Are you missing me? I'm just a man!

I don't even kill the same thing!

How is it? Let's have a drink, huh?

Drink? And your father's wedding?

Ah, the thing is the barbecue later.

Yeah, but the guy can get angry helping in the church, boy!

He won't even notice. He only has eyes for his little bride.

Ah, my lady!

Who is the bride?

Surprise!

Do we know each other?

Of course we know each other!

Of course! We've been here for more than 15 years!

We'll remember each other!

I'm curious!

Mr. Alexandre?

The fight, ladies!

Come on!

How are you, old man?

We're back!

Hey, old man!

Hey, wait a minute!

Wait for what?

Come on, ladies!

Come on!

Calm down!

With these three, it's no use whining!

Get two cold beers!

These guys are crazy!

Hey, Mr. Alexandre!

You haven't changed a thing!

Not even you!

Wait a minute!

I'm a man of respect now!

It's good to know!

There's a guy like you who's old enough to serve the army!

Welcome, ladies!

Batteries ready!

Ready!

One for all and all for one!

Hey, Mr. Alexandre!

The ice is turned!

The serpentine is washed, now the icebreaker.

Not there!

What? Are you going to refuse a pure Alambique from Miozinung?

Who has, has fear.

But you were tied up in this pin.

Was, was!

Tell me, I want to laugh too.

If I tell, die here?

Word of honor!

Are you going, Mr. Alexandre?

Of your

Do you remember Tininha?

That hot girl who worked with Dr. Virgilio.

Ah, yes, yes.

Well, one day, when I was still living here,

I went to Dr. Virgilio's office to solve the problem.

I'm going with Bocchi.

You're the convention.

Yes, you're going to take this, this receptionist without expression.

Tell her, receptionist without expression.

For God's sake, Tininha, I need her.

So, stay with her.

But that's not it, my love.

Ah, Nora H is my love. I love you. You are the only woman in the world.

But her case is political.

Ah, next time, take politics to bed.

Wait, Tininha, wait, let me explain. Look here, Tininha.

Wait, Tininha.

Virgilio!

Wait, that later I tell you what to do.

Have you been after her?

No, it's that...

Do you know how many votes I represent in this territory?

Yes, yes.

If you don't take me to this medical convention, you

can get someone else to apply for a double with you.

I'll go to the opposition.

Ah, yes.

I heard.

Yes.

So?

What?

The politics or me?

You know how it is, right?

You pay me.

Wait, Tininha, wait.

I'm going to the police.

Wait, wait, Tininha.

Virgilio!

Who waits always reaches.

So?

So what?

Either she or me.

You.

He preferred this hyena.

Break his head.

What idea?

I'll take him to a resounding victory.

It will be an unforgettable convention.

Now.

So?

You chose.

I did not.

She.

So stay with her.

I'll get the first man to appear.

Do not.

No, do not.

No, no.

You do not go to the convention.

All right, Dr. Virgílio.

I'll go home now to pack my things.

As soon as you arrive, I'll be ready.

I, I pray for power.

I'll fight for something that the word is true.

I will fight for something that the word is almost the same.

And it will be with the first man I find in front of me, okay?

Are you here all the time?

What do you want?

First...

And the girl was not a word?

And was it soft?

In half an hour everything was already set.

Now, you need to see the work of hand that gave me.

First I went to church and convinced Diquinho to

lend me a batina and the hat of Padre Moreira.

Saying it was for a play, theater Mador, which was to be staged in the city.

And he believed?

He believed, but it was in the promise I made to him.

I knew, but until today he is waiting to pay the promise.

Tininha told her parents that she was going to the uncle's farm with her cousin.

Where on the next day there would be a barbecue.

The parents would go the next morning.

So I only had that night.

And her father catches you.

That was the famous boutique stroller, ate and died.

Isolate.

I waited.

I confess that I was nervous, Paca.

But Tininha was worth it.

They passed.

And with who does not want anything, there I was behind.

My thoughts were alternating.

Between her in my arms and the things that her

family did with those who got into their novels.

When we reached the farm's limit.

She came to tell me that there is that I should wait.

They went to the farm.

And I started to prepare.

I was going to be fishing for a long time.

What?

For what is this ritual?

If someone saw me, I would not suspect anything. I was fishing.

The problem is that in the state of anxiety that I was.

I could confuse the rods.

At night when everyone had gone to sleep.

The little girl jumped the window.

Strategically, a horse was already waiting for you.

For the sake of tenderness, this horse should

already be your accomplice of other fleets.

And all this time, what did you do?

I had already finished the fish of that river.

But I still had the rod in hand.

You came dressed up.

Yes, what's up?

And you're not hurt?

No, it just made me more excited.

Tie the horse for me?

Wow, horsey!

The plan, although more complicated than Normandy's landing, worked out fine.

But what for the priest's clothes, boy?

Something killed?

Wait a minute, man, wait a minute.

How can I enter with your daughter's

I brought Padre Moreira to sleep here, because his house

was detected and he almost died, almost died intoxicated.

What a shame, sir.

So I came to accompany him.

The suar has a room.

A room?

Yes, with a double bed.

To marry?

Yes, no, I mean, one for couples and one for single. Padre

Moreira only sleeps in a couple's bed, you understand.

Ah, good.

So you take the room, the room?

Yes, the room with the wire.

How much is it, sir? I'll pay now, because Padre

Moreira leaves at four in the morning to pray the Mass.

Well, I shouldn't charge because I'm a priest, right?

But as he charged to marry me, it's twenty-four thousand reais.

Now we're tied, right, sir?

Hey, Mr. Marco, if you need, just call, okay?

Good night, Mr. Marco.

Good night, Mr. Marco.

After all that staging.

Finally, I was alone in the morning.

You're the most beautiful priest I've ever seen.

Don't you have something to drink?

Here?

Yes, come with your Zeca.

Anything.

Come on.

Salzeca! Salzeca!

Do you have any drink?

Drink for what?

Father Sodorimus drank a little.

He must have had milk.

Dr. Vigilio said that for intoxication he must have had milk.

Milk is bad for him.

Do you have any alcoholic drink?

If his business is to drink a little, there is a good little box of that.

The bottle?

It's from the place of the young man.

If it's just what we have, let's make a little light, right Salzeca?

Wait, wait, wait!

I'll get it for you.

Then do it.

I found a little box of Olambique from Nhozenum.

This is good.

Do you like it?

It's with me.

So she was setting more fire in the bonfire.

What a night I was going to spend.

I filled my glass.

Of course, I couldn't stay under.

And then nothing better than that pinga to calm my nerves.

Since morning I was in that...

tension.

Turn your face over there.

Why?

You keep looking at me.

Take another pinga to create courage.

This girl, who would say, was a little bitch.

But I was not going to be humiliated.

If she thought she was good at drinking, I would show who was better.

And now?

Have you found the courage to take off your pants in front of me?

Victory!

Here you lie naked.

As I am.

She wanted to drive me crazy.

The pinga said like a dog.

What is it?

What was that?

You see?

It was one way.

What was that?

Excuse me a little.

What for?

I need to go outside.

But now?

Urgent matter.

More than ours?

I don't want to disobey you, but...

All right, go.

A stomachache at such a time?

Put the luck on it, it was much worse.

What was it?

You can't even imagine.

Just at that moment.

At the time of the jaguar drinking water, I was suffering a terrible crisis of...

Hemorrhoids.

But how?

I don't know, the nervousness I went

through, the expectation and the damn pinga.

It was one of a kind.

How did you get out of that?

The cold water had relieved a little.

But you were a duck.

I needed to get a smoke.

Hey, Mr. Zacca.

Do you have xylocaine?

I only had that pinga, now it's over.

It's not to drink, Mr. Zacca.

It's smoke for pain.

Oh, good.

There's gelor.

Gelor?

It's useless, Mr. Zacca.

It's good.

For pain, it's a shot and drop.

It's just that the pain is ultra.

What kind of pain?

It's...

Let me go.

Well, you know, right?

Have you decided?

I have.

So come here, come.

Come.

Easy, easy...

You don't seem very excited, do you?

I am.

Marcos, are you nervous?

A little bit, you know.

Marcos, are you a virgin?

What?

No, of course not, for God's sake.

Marcos, do you like anything different?

Different?

Yes.

Different how?

No!

I should have brought a magazine.

Souseca, Souseca.

I'm Souseca.

Souseca.

Souseca.

Oh, Mr. Marcos, are you here to sleep or to walk?

What kind of pain do you have, Souseca?

Gelo...

It's no use!

Don't you have a home remedy, Souseca?

Is it toothache?

No, it's not toothache, Souseca.

But where the hell is this toothache, Souseca?

It's...

Where?

It's...

Yes, grandma.

Vig...

Yes, sir.

Well, there's some sweet olive oil, right?

Just give it a little warm.

And does it hurt, Mr. Zeca?

Calm down, Mr. Marcos, calm down.

Baby, when you have a hearing problem, we'll beat you up with a stick.

And you, Souseca, you're a good boy.

You're a good boy.

You're a good boy.

And while you have a hearing problem, we'll beat you up with a stick and you'll pass.

If it's good for hearing, it must be good for your...

thoracic.

That's all there is, right, Souseca?

I'll give your...

thoracic a little warm.

What a situation!

That little volcano on fire, and I with fire in my ass.

The situation was depressing.

And we only had that night.

There, Mr. Marcos, have fun.

Do you want me to beat you up?

No.

Thank you very much.

Now the plague would be total.

I'll have to ask her to beat the olive oil.

Is it time to have a little coffee?

I need some help.

More than I'm collaborating.

I could even get a deceased up.

I'm having a crisis.

Of brochure.

No, that's...

And it's not because...

Because what?

You've heard of...

hemorrhoids?

What?

Hemorrhoids!

Already.

Because I have the so-called war wounds.

I need to beat this olive oil before it cools down.

Where?

Where do you want me to have hemorrhoids?

In the throat?

Please, don't be so sad.

It's not sad, but it's funny.

The olive oil will cool down.

Okay.

Come here.

Turn.

Turn, little butt.

Turn.

That's it.

What a ugly ass you have, little hat!

Far from me!

Stop kidding!

Put it on!

Put it on!

Put it on!

Who would have thought?

Hold on tight, little hat!

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

This is the end of the world, Su!

We spent the night like this. Me, moaning of pain, and she, mocking me.

What a humiliation!

At four in the morning, we left, foot in foot.

Oh, Mr. Padre, is your son leaving?

He has to pray Mass.

Thank God the Mass is standing.

If he had to sit...

Little Chapeu!

Tininha left,

bluffing with anger.

Of course!

She missed you, didn't she?

I just hoped that little horse would break the branch,

which I couldn't break.

While I was still on the road, crying with anger.

And because the fire still burned in flames.

Our holy, pure and devoted Padre Moreira

never understood the reaction of Mr. Zeca

every time he met him.

The Lord be with you.

And me, huh?

Little Chapeu!

And you never had another chance?

Never.

She banned me.

Yeah?

There are each one that happens to us.

Did you also go through the same?

Worse, man.

Much worse.

How come I don't know?

No one knows.

Why did I move here?

You went to work in São Paulo.

Oh, yeah.

And I left the office of advocacy,

the director of the Campestre Football Club

and a promising political career

with all the backup that our family could give me.

What for?

Why then?

Die here?

Word of honor!

Nobody knows about this story.

Oh, you don't trust us?

Well,

do you remember when Dad decided to reform the city?

And the whole family went to the farm?

Oh, you stayed at Uncle Deucleciano's house.

Of course.

I worked at his office.

He was president of the Campestre Football Club

and I was vice president.

So, as we spent the days together,

he gave me the good sense that I should stay there.

But Aunt Flora

ended up with any good sense.

And Dracula

made us a little secret.

He told us that we were going to the farm.

And Dracula made us get back to good sense.

You?

You were flirting with Aunt Flora?

She was a saint.

She didn't even look at us.

Why do you think that that marriage was a sea of roses?

Despite Uncle Deucleciano being older than her,

more than thirty years old.

But no one ever heard anything about Aunt Flora.

Yeah, me neither.

Until I went to live there.

Thanks.

Over time,

I was able to see her.

Realizing that it wasn't just me

who was looking at her.

She also looked at me

provocatively.

I decided to create courage and take a risk.

And her answer couldn't be better.

Quiet, Dracula.

This dog is nervous.

I'm not nervous.

I'm not nervous either, Titio.

I'm not nervous either.

At night,

I couldn't sleep.

I tried to read.

I couldn't either.

Aunt Flora's image

hammered my head.

Which one?

Any noise

and I already thought

that she was the one

who came to my meeting.

Damn Draculam!

He was trained not to let anyone approach Aunt Flora.

That's why Uncle Deuclciano slept like an angel.

When she went out on the street, it was a whirlwind of virtues that raced.

But I started to notice that Aunt Flora only

went out on the street on Friday to shop.

And on the way back, always at 4 pm, like someone who doesn't want anything,

she would pass through the garden and stop at the same bush.

Why? It was there that Aunt Flora's Saint left a note.

For whom?

For our political opponent, Tunico Mendonça.

That fool, ridiculous, cretin.

What kind of ticket would that be? To make an appointment?

How? If that dog doesn't get rid of her, where will she find the lover? When?

I had to find out.

The next Friday, I stayed at Aunt Flora's bell.

As always, at four in the afternoon, like those who don't want anything.

There came that monument of virtues, accompanied by that monument of roughness.

I had to read that ticket before the tunic.

But the hothead was already coming towards him.

I went too. With me there, he wouldn't risk taking the ticket.

And I couldn't even take it.

Sunday has a game.

So it was like that.

Of course, now the story was complete.

When did Dracula leave near Aunt Flora?

Only on Sundays, when it was time for football.

When he went to the field with me and Uncle Deocleciano.

After all, he was the mascot of our team.

It was on Sundays, at the time of the game,

that the bastard Tonico Mendonça met Aunt Flora.

But that would not be so. Uncle Deuclciano and I were

being betrayed by our political enemy number one.

Hello, already at home?

Sunday has a game.

Against whom?

I know everything.

So tell me, against whom?

Plants do not give only flowers, huh?

I never heard of this team.

Your cynicism!

Do not shout. He advances in those who offend me, with gestures or words.

Your cynicism! So you betray me with Tonico Mendonça!

Me?

You, yes. I know how you meet, from the tickets, everything, everything.

And what do you want me to do?

Leave a ticket for me too.

Sunday has a game.

How can I get into this area, with this back in front of me?

Only on Sundays.

But how? If I have to be in the field.

Problem yours.

And to solve, only a computer.

How did you do?

I broke my head a week to make a perfect plan.

The fixation by Aunt Flora was already driving me crazy, man.

And only a crazy head could take me to do what I did.

What else?

Thanks to my position as a lawyer, and my prestige with the brilliant local guard,

I managed to get the soldier Raimundo to

deliver a false intimation to Tonico Mendonça,

so that he would appear at four o'clock that Friday at the police station.

At that same time, the delegate would be giving testimony at the forum,

in a process of Uncle Deucleciano.

This would delay Tonico.

At four o'clock, Aunt Flora was coming back from shopping,

towards the coffee bush.

As always, as who does not want anything,

that monument of virtues left his ticket,

and took his little flower.

I left my hiding place,

and quietly went to exchange tickets.

It was easy to fake Aunt Flora's calligraphy.

She wrote in form letters, so as not to commit.

The idiot of Tonico had to wait a long time until the delegate arrived.

As soon as he arrived,

Tonico ran to show the intimation.

Poor Dr. Alvinho, he did not know what it was.

Armed with quiprocó, the remedy was to close the matter due to a mistake.

The urgency of taking the ticket was stronger than the curiosity of knowing

why that intimation was to stop in his hands.

So, Tonico left firmly behind the ticket of his beloved.

Sunday, the game is over?

For you, Tonico, the championship is over.

On Sunday morning, everyone woke up happy.

Aunt Flora, Uncle Deucleciano,

the lazarento of Dracula, and me.

Come to the table today,

pray a lot for our team to be a bicampeon.

I promise to pray a third.

Game day I get electric.

Cynic, you do not know what awaits you.

Bruno, my son, for God's sake,

do not forget to go with the same clothes to the field,

which is to give luck, huh?

You can leave, uncle, I will.

Dracula's clothes are washed?

Of course.

In fact, I'm very happy when he goes to the field.

On Sundays.

Very beautiful.

So let's go to the mass, that Padre Moreira does not expect anyone.

Oh, no, no!

Colic, go ahead, that later I'll go.

So, let's go to the church.

Oh, no!

Then go quickly, you will not lose the mass,

otherwise you will give luck to the team.

Yes sir, you can go.

Uncle Deucleciano and his superstitions.

He barely knew that none of us three would go to this game.

Which was a pity, because the peasant would become a bicampeon.

But my game was much more important.

A right shot and Dracula would sleep for about three hours.

Sunday at the time of the mass there was no one on the streets.

I felt like a criminal taking the victim's body away from the crime scene.

And how heavy that bastard was.

I left Dracula tied up and sleeping like an angel,

there on the abandoned mat of Belmiro Garcia.

On the neck, another ticket for Uncle Deucleciano.

When I got back, the mass was already over.

I got in the middle of the crowd and went to meet the uncles.

Uncle Deucleciano!

You arrived now, you lost the mass.

No sir, the church was too crowded, you could not get where you were.

You had to attend the mass with us.

Now, the dramatic scene.

No!

Rape!

Rape!

How did I get there, you bastard?

How do you know?

Uncle, a letter has arrived for you.

Your dog of esteem is in my power.

Wait for the phone call to ask for a ransom.

Do not tell anyone else, or he will die.

Calm down, uncle.

My God!

They took the mascot of the team!

Deucleciano!

Calm down.

Your health, your pressure.

But the game is today.

Uncle, please, let's wait for the phone call.

Calm down, uncle.

The game is today.

Sit down.

You left the door open, right?

The garage door has always been open.

And with Dracula here, who's going to come in?

That's right. If someone tried, they would be in trouble.

I do not understand.

Uncle, do not worry. I'll go out and look for a clue.

But no one can know, huh?

Stay calm. I'll go out.

Stay calm. I'll be right back.

That's right. Lie down.

It's muffled here, see?

Wait a minute.

I'll turn on the air conditioning.

What if Dracula is not found?

And if the Campeche is not a champion?

I'll be crushed!

Do not be martyrdom, my dear.

What's that noise?

The air conditioning that is defective.

Then turn it off. Turn it off.

We need to call a specialist technician.

It can not be Zé do Rádio.

Then turn it off before it gives more damage, right?

As in American film, I put a sheet in the mouth.

Hello? Here is the rapist.

I said it wrong on purpose.

If you want your dog back, you will have to pay a ransom of three thousand cruzeiros.

Only?

No, at that time it was money.

And then I was not wanting to make a living.

I was interested in Uncle Deuclisiano recovering Dracula at the time.

Oh boy, I want to know about Aunt Flora, man.

First you will know about the uncle.

I pay. I pay. But return my puppy.

You will have to bring this money personally at three

o'clock in the afternoon at the bar of the Chalaco.

No, it can not be earlier.

I need to take Dracula to the soccer.

I whispered in silence.

They would not go to the game.

No, it has to be at three o'clock, I said.

Wait, I'll get closer to you.

Huh? Turned off.

And he will return Dracula?

Go.

At what time?

He scored three.

And will you have time to go to the game?

Bruno goes straight to the game.

I'll get Dracula and I'll go straight there too.

I searched everywhere and did not find any clue.

The raptor has already called.

He called?

All right, you go to the game.

It was a moving joy of Aunt Flora.

She thought she would find the idiot of her beloved.

At two and a half we left the house.

Uncle Deuclisiano took the money from the mattress and went to the raptor meeting.

I went to the field.

Hum hum hum.

Aunt Flora would be waiting for your dominical ball.

The whole city came to watch our team win the regional championship.

Everyone already had it, including me.

Because the final game was against the championship's Lanterninha.

In the first round we gave them 7 to 0.

I went to give strength to our coach and players.

I warned that my uncle, me and Dracula would not watch the game.

The coach said he had no problem.

He was not superstitious, nor the team.

Hey!

Since everyone was calm, I went to the raptor meeting.

It was just to talk to her.

This fool appears.

And speaking of fool.

If you have not yet buried your husband, funeral of

Matheus, who gives the same care to the dead and alive.

If you have not yet buried your wife, funeral of

Matheus, who does not make distinction of sex.

Matheus, the mechanic who changed the course.

In a few minutes we will be moving another microphone of

the voice of the campestre with our partner Paulo Lago.

For what the radio?

The one from the bar is on.

I want to stay closer to the field.

Hum.

We were informed that Marcinho, from the Campestre Football

Club, will join the Brazilian team for the 86th World Cup.

Marcinho will be the official

Brazilian team in training.

Let's go.

For another sensational goal, for another

transmission of your BRH2, the radio voice of

Guanabara.

There are the two teams jumping, the crowd is the crowd also jumping the two teams.

Guanabara, from Botelho, will face the Campestre Football Club in the decision.

Guanabara is already a delivery of the Campestre Football Club.

In the first round, he lost by 7-10 points.

He is the first to score.

Bruno!

Yes, of course. Who were you expecting? Someone else?

No.

I think it's good, because he doesn't come.

I was expecting you.

You?

I just asked that my legs could hold on until I fell into her arms.

She's going down the field, she's a football club, with a kiss.

On the biggest wheel of the field, she made a corrupio.

She can throw a seven on the right.

She does a seven, she threw it to Marcelo.

Marcelo, he's in the middle.

He can shoot, he's alone.

Marcelo, he's going out.

How can you do that, guys?

Marcelo, in the face of Marcelinho.

One of the worst goalkeepers in the championship.

Did you score in a match with someone?

Bazar Astral.

That bazar that sells cheap.

Marcelo.

Marcelo, he's hit.

It was a goal.

Marcelo, he's in the middle.

He's a goalkeeper.

He can throw.

He cut again.

It's not possible.

You thought I wouldn't recognize him?

I'm determined.

Well.

Look, I came from Sampa.

Only 300 kilometers.

Stop.

You won't regret it.

This is for you.

Money?

I don't care about paying.

What I need is to raise your heart.

No.

Try to understand my problem.

Calm down, calm down.

It doesn't hurt me.

Sorry.

But you are really the sensitive of the peasant?

I'm sorry.

You're the sensitive of the peasant.

What?

I came here to find a person

who signs up.

The sensitive of peasant.

We have an affair.

That's it?

That's it.

You're the sensitive of the peasant.

I'm sorry.

Romero, call the police.

Sorry, I heard a mistake.

Have you thought about it?

Hello?

This is the rapist. Go to the banana shop in Romero and

get instructions in the fifth banana shop on the left side.

Understood? Repeat.

I don't need it.

What?

All right. Be there in 20 minutes.

So that's where you hid Dracula?

No, Dracula is much further away.

Where?

That's a secret.

Leave me alone. If you don't trust me, I don't trust you either.

Fine. He's in the abandoned house on the farm of Belmiro Garcia.

But until Uncle Deuclisiano gets there, it will take about two hours.

What do you mean?

He's going to take a tour of the city.

And what about Tunico?

Tunico is watching the campest. He's a champion.

We still have two hours to recover the lost time.

I'm going to die.

Oh, my God!

Doctor, take off your clothes.

What's this, girl? I'm a man of respect.

Then take off your coat.

What's that, girl? I'm a man of respect.

At least take off your glasses.

I'll make a concession.

Uh! Uh!

Uh!

What's this, doctor? Are you crazy?

What happened to you?

Calm down!

I'm doing an artificial respiration.

Calm down!

Can't you see?

Not even on a game day I'm quiet.

Dr. Neoclesiano!

I've already forbidden these girls to swim naked.

By the way, to swim naked.

Bitch!

I'm sorry, Mr. Officer, but your zipper opened and...

The bird is deaf.

If you don't say anything, I'll pee on it.

One, two, three, four, five bananas are here.

Take these instructions with you.

Go straight to the club.

You have 15 minutes to get there.

Damn it!

That anguishing wait was worth it.

All the suffering was worth it.

The sleepless nights were worth it.

The upsets.

The jealousy.

Even the Dracula was worth it.

Aunt Flora really was a woman worth 400 taels.

Shit!

From back to toe, 10 steps forward.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

From 10 steps to the right.

4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10.

9, 10.

10 steps to the left.

7, 8, 9, 10.

If no one is looking, no one is.

Go to the post. What does he want at the post?

Look at the monkey.

Be careful that he bites. Cross, believe.

Turn your back to the monkey and go 10 steps forward.

Come on. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Look at the post.

You have 20 minutes to get to the Maracanã beach.

Can I jump, young man?

Oh, Maracanã!

Turn left.

Eleven steps.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.

Turn left.

Extend arm.

Left.

That's it.

Wait for a phone call in Tonico Mendonça's farm.

Right in my political enemy's farm.

Oh, my God!

LULU, LULU, LULU...

LULU, quiet, quiet, quiet...

Take your dog and leave the money here.

Shit!

And there

Hey, Dr. Deucliciano, you here? Nico is not here. He was at the game.

I... I just wanted to ask you a favor.

Enemy only asks for a favor when he has the cards in his hand.

Can I use your phone?

Of course, doctor. We are political enemies, but we are civilized. Let's go in.

Excuse me, Mrs. Nicolina.

Look, it won't take long. We only have one hour.

I'll be right back.

You can use the phone.

Excuse me.

Just a moment.

Would you like a coffee?

We are political enemies, but we are hospitalers.

Thank you.

Hello.

Did he know you were going to use him?

These modern inventions, right?

Hello?

This is the raptor.

In the next stage you will find Dracula.

The dog is not here.

Where is the dog?

Dog?

Do you know where the abandoned house of the farm of Belmiro Garcia is?

Yes.

Take the fork and follow me there.

That noise.

I've heard that noise before.

I've heard it before.

Somewhere.

If I don't find the money there, neither you nor your dog will come back alive.

Do you hear me?

This noise.

Where did I hear it?

Repeat it now. Who is the dog?

The dog is that...

What?

You said that my husband's dog was not here.

I didn't say anything about that, ma'am.

Froggy.

Now you want to deny it?

Be a man.

Oh, no.

I was talking about my dog.

And what would your dog be doing here?

That's a hard question to answer, ma'am.

You've left me.

This has been left for a long time.

Get out of here.

No, don't hang up.

It's working.

You can't hang up.

Weirdo!

Dragula, my son, thank God I found you.

Some bastard did this to you.

Let's go. Let's go to the city.

Celebrate the two-time championship.

That noise...

That noise is from the air conditioning of...

It was you?

Very beautiful, huh?

My God!

Uncle, it's not what you're thinking.

What a disgrace!

Deocletian!

You're crying because of me.

But we lost the championship!

No!

I swear I didn't do anything wrong.

You didn't.

You never do anything wrong, my saint.

Go, Padre, go.

I take all the blame.

You do?

I do. I'm willing to repair my mistake.

Okay.

I accept any punishment you want.

You asked for it, son.

I'm willing to do anything.

Dracula!

No! No!

I'll stop him, Padre. Go!

No! No!

Oh, my God!

Nobody knew, because nobody cared to tell.

I went by ambulance to São Paulo.

I spent 15 years away from here, and now I'm giving faces.

Dracula died.

May the devil have you in a bad place.

Your car was much worse.

Your father was the one who took you to the hospital.

As women, we do everything.

I don't regret it.

Me neither.

Have you ever been through such a thing?

Die here.

Word of honor.

Remember when you two went to the boarding school?

Yeah, and since you were very little, you didn't.

Yeah, it was at that time.

And you know who?

Who?

With Aurora.

No!

Yes, the best woman in town.

Provoking, sensual, good, and knew she was good.

When she passed, whoever came back, came back.

Whoever was going, didn't go.

There was not a single man in town who didn't want her.

She sewed outwards, but when she got a colonel, goodbye sewing.

She became a woman.

The whole town knew when a new colonel was in charge.

The mother would get the things done and go to the other daughter's place.

And when that happened, we already knew.

The season of anemia would begin, deep eyes, weakness.

With the heat, no one sleeps with the windows closed.

And with a new lover inside the house, we would

go to enjoy wonderful scenes, from tree to tree.

And the woman would say,

I'm going to make a beautiful woman, from tree to tree.

Let's go!

Make the goal, Sabão!

That's it!

Okay!

Come on!

I want to see who scores here!

Go and see, go and see.

Kick Gaguinho, kick!

Do you want to do business with her?

With the black eagle?

You are getting greedy.

Do you want to make business with your whore?

I got it!

Send the ball, Sabão!

Come on!

Go! Now I catch!

Grab, Gilmar!

Send the ball here, I want to see this Gilmar!

Kick!

Hey, crooked foot!

Aurora!

Why don't I have lips?

Why am I not rich?

One day I'll get there.

And there you come with the prose, right?

Look at the disdain.

Guinda, she's entering your house.

Bye, class.

Where are you going?

To take a shower.

I think he went there just to see the...

Oh, you think so?

Go sit down, you fool.

I don't even have to say that the old man had already taken a shower,

put gloss on his hair,

just to see Aurora.

And my brother-in-law didn't leave anything behind.

Look how cute he is!

Your mother has gone?

Yes.

And today I will have to sleep alone.

I'm so scared.

And the groom?

He will work all night.

Is there no one to accompany you?

No one.

Let Guina sleep at home today.

I spent two hours in the bathroom.

Taking a bath?

I have a stomachache.

What the hell?

Take my dry sheet!

And look!

If I kick hard, I'll hit you on the wall.

Then kick!

And look!

Are you going to take a picture?

Or are you going to visit?

No, children. I'm going to sleep with Aurora.

Only if she gets the sheet to take a dump.

This one was to scratch.

Oh yeah? And if I get it?

Want to bet?

Whatever you want.

Your doggy's can.

How many black eagles?

Wait, wait.

You tuned it, you tuned it.

It's posted.

Cut here.

How is the bet?

If I sleep with Aurora...

Sleep not.

Rosetta.

You will not be there to see.

I'll give you a way.

If you Rosetta with Aurora, I lose my black eagle.

Otherwise I win your doggy's can.

Who did not keep the bet is because the mother has already slept with the jument.

What?

What was?

Know who is the new lover of Aurora?

Who is? Who is?

The butcher, sir.

What a big dog.

Now it's already posted.

My legs were shaking.

But they were at stake, the two things I wanted most.

My doggy's can and the German black eagle.

Will you give up?

The stall came on time.

Aurora, Aurora, you know what?

I remembered something.

What was it?

I have to do a homework lesson that is for tomorrow.

So I can only get there at nine thirty.

Okay.

I'll wait.

That way your eagle will fly.

Yeah, baby, but you don't want to go to the cat, right?

It's in the chat.

I'll go there at nine thirty.

Nine thirty?

In... in... in... in... in... in... in the middle of the night?

Poor mother of the six.

Why don't you go at eight?

She said nine thirty.

And Pedrão?

Pe... Pedrão goes to work... to work all night.

I can die of the blow.

But I will show up there.

Yes, but no.

No?

The time has come.

My audience was waiting for me.

I entered the arena.

Be comfortable, the house is yours.

I had to make a force not to get all mishmash.

Today I die in this tree.

The jack is ripe, do not let her fall off the foot.

It's none of your business.

Calm down, lion.

Go back.

Where is he going?

To shit!

I did not bring pajamas.

It's hot, you do not need to.

Yeah.

Mom slept in the room with me.

But you can sleep here in the living room.

Yes, it's good for me.

Mr. Pedrão?

Mr. Pedrão?

Mr. Pedrão!

I'm just starting to sell in the morning.

That's not it.

Isn't it meat you want to talk about?

Yes, but it's not that.

What kind of meat?

Your wife's.

What does my wife have?

She's fishing the sea and asked to warn you.

I have a lot of work. Tell her I'll go later.

She's very busy, Pedrão.

It's a joke. Later? I'm very busy.

Go away.

Okay.

I'll catch you, you little shit!

You'll see!

Cada na Mangueira awaited the great scene.

Giving a general tour of the house, I had already designed my plan.

Aurora was just waiting to sleep.

Now, my plan was about to start working.

Hi!

German!

The jack is ripe. Will it fall off?

I don't know.

But how don't you know?

But you are a shit of a man's project, sir.

Go back there and don't let it fall.

Okay.

Whoever moves from there will take a stilingada.

First I would have to prepare the lighting.

Turn off the room light.

And leave only a little light coming from the hallway.

But when the environment was ready...

A much bigger surprise awaited me.

My God!

Aurora left for me.

And only then did I realize that she too, in that

beautiful little head of hers, had unconfessable plans.

Mr. Pedrão, with all due respect, I came to talk about your wife's flesh again.

They're eating her!

I'll kill you! I'll kill you!

Shit! What did I do?

Could I have realized all that?

You see what I see?

Enough, you fool!

I'm here.

Don't talk now!

I'm all wet!

There goes the black eagle!

He hasn't painted yet!

But he will.

What a good woman!

Don't talk now!

I think he won't blush.

The pe... pe...

drone.

Not this one, Gaguinho!

Now the snake will smoke.

Does Pedrão have a twin brother?

No.

Then he's the one in the window.

Quiet.

I don't even want to see it!

Shit!

I didn't want Pedrão to kill him.

I just didn't want Pedrão to let him paint.

What is this, Pedrão?

You're angry because...

What are you doing?

Lying down with that thing?

It's just that...

I can't sleep without a doll.

Shit!

Pedrão...

swears...

to a woman.

Why did you come here to sleep?

Because I asked him to come here and stay with me.

What?

It's...

two...

hours.

Son of a bitch!

We thought he was painting.

And he was with the doll.

Shit!

I played for nothing.

That's all you men have in your heads.

Look what you did to my doll.

But tomorrow you'll have to buy me another one.

What's she doing, sir?

I don't understand anything.

The man comes home, takes Guina inside and still gets angry?

You'll see she doesn't want to know about him anymore.

She wants to stay with Guina.

You're really clowns, right?

I'll have Aurora reformed, but don't fight with me, for God's sake.

I'll think about it.

Now, let's go. Get out of here.

And don't come back before lunch.

Okay, I won't show up.

She's putting him to run.

My hero, you saved my life.

If I didn't put that boy in your place, we would be fried.

Come.

Since you don't know...

I slept without dolls.

Now, the black goose is a new owner.

If it's in the dark, I win the bet.

So, you lost.

Guys, to the other tree.

Let's go.

This one.

I won!

And now?

Go sit on a manioc, gray soap.

And the jack?

It will fall.

I won!

Lost.

It's just that I'm afraid of being in the dark.

I'll take care of you.

I won!

But can you see?

It doesn't matter. I win in the dark.

You lost.

Now with this, turn it off and on.

It's hard to concentrate.

For me, it's...

It's good.

Like a greedy wolf, Aurora devoured me all night.

That woman's fire looked like an Olympic torch.

It never went out.

Imagine the state I was in.

Even more so, it was my first time.

But I won the German bet.

I never met another woman like Aurora.

For a while, Aurora would give me a tea.

Then she moved to a farm.

And I went to study abroad.

Then I never met her again.

The wedding is over, guys. Let's go!

We keep talking about women.

Hang on, Mr. Alexandre.

Hang on!

I knew it.

They're really soldiers.

Guina, come and take the blessing from your mother.

Bless you, mother.

My son.

How are you doing, Bruno?

God bless you, my uncle.

God bless you, Aunt Flora.

God bless you, my son.

Let's go.

The wedding was very beautiful, wasn't it?

It really was very beautiful.

Oh, my God!

The bride was so beautiful.

And the dress, then?

Go, Mr. Zeca!

All right, Mr. Deza!

Zeca, you've disappeared from the church. You need to show up.

And me, huh? And me, huh?

Little chapeu!