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(song) 'Under the sea you find fish, splash under the snow. ''

'' Under the guise of the girl you find a strange thing ... ''

'' ..red, yellow, green, pink. ''

''What ? What ?''

'' The pant-nda! ''

'' The pant, the pant, the pant! ''

''I'm confused...''

'' ..what is this news. ''

'' To hear the father cured, and the lining of sin. ''

'' Some others swear which is a kind of belt ... ''

'' ... of chastity. ''

'' The pant-nda! ''

'' The pant, the pant, the pant! ''

''I'm confused...''

'' ..what is this news. ''

'' In the heart of the fourteenth century, when a Madonna passes by ... ''

'' ..if there is a whirlwind that makes her skirt go up ... ''

'' ... the man looks and wonders ... ''

'' The pant-nda! ''

'' The pant, the pant, the pant. ''

''I'm confused...''

'' ..what is this news? ''

'' Who says a fig leaf of a less ancient model. ''

'' If love is a bit of a war, the pant and a flag ... ''

'' ... to conquer. ''

'' The pant-nda! ''

'' The pant, the pant, the pant! ''

''I'm confused...''

'' ..what is this news. ''

'' What is this news? ''

'' The pant! ''

Raffaello ! RUSSIAN

- Wake up ! - What a female you are! Do you want to start over?

From the way you say it, it seems true. Wake up, people are here!

- There is a stranger with the horse. - A stranger? - Yes.

- With the horse? - Yes. - He arrived now ? -Yes.

A man who travels at this hour with this sun he is not a stranger.

He's an asshole.

RUSSIAN

Welcome. If you want to eat and to sleep, commanded.

Maybe it's not the right time to eat.

Don't be scrupulous. Command and I will serve you immediately, front and back.

- I'll take this to your room. - No, it's heavy.

You are more suited to the labors of love.

- How long are you staying? -Still do not know.

Of course until the apple harvest.

Fuck, how it runs!

I was called to do the portrait of a noblewoman.

I understood immediately that you were a special man.

-Who is the noblewoman? - The daughter of Messere Domenico Mencaglia.

- Do you know him? -Yes. He is the master of half the country!

- The portrait will be for Donna Antonia her daughter. -What an injustice !

Make her portrait because she is noble! Then you deserve a sculpture.

I pull the neck of a hen or do I prepare a leg of kid?

A thigh to bite slowly.

-What a beautiful female! -Yes, but she has a bad husband.

Ariosto! I'm looking for you!

Messer Mencaglia awaits you in the morning for an urgent need!

For a need of your master are you looking for me to clean his ass?

You're an important embassy, ​​you fool! You have some money to earn.

I told you. Until we meet again.

- You are an important person! - I already know what that pig wants.

Not with me ! To that like to do it with peasant women.

Forgive me, but I cannot lose this cut of lights.

With this excuse you always touch my boobs!

I do it without malice. It is the artist's touch.

- I'd rather say it's the touch of a pomicione! - You offend me.

I touch it professionally. In front of you there is only the painter.

- The man in him has gone out. - Get the painter out too!

I can not. I have to immortalize your beauty on the canvas.

It is my brush that demands it!

- Is the brush spellbound? - Far from it! You knew how it quivers!

Double meanings too! We suspend.

- No ! I hold it tight. -I'm sorry for you.

My painting?

Do you call this papocchio a picture? Just make fun of ...

.. my illustrious parent!

- Donna Antonia ... -You stay and check if the teacher holds out.

I would not like this too it was a boast.

Donna Antonia is crossing a very delicate moment.

An artist like you knows how to read in the soul ...

.. as well as on the soft lines and on the roundness. -Speaking of which.

Do you think these are square?

Donna Antonia has nothing more than us. Not convinced?

Of course ! I have not the slightest doubt.

You come.

Look, Beatrice!

Oh mama ! He misses the word.

KNOCKING AT THE DOOR

- Can I come in ? - You are welcome ! You are the mistress.

I heard you got up and I brought breakfast.

You like spicy sausage of our parts?

- I like everything about you. - Please !

- I have to stoke the fire. - It's already poked!

It's making sparks! Oh mama !

- No ! -What's up ? -You have nothing underneath.

- Nothing ? Feel better. - I heard.

- I'm talking about underpants. -Like ? - Underpants.

- The latest fashion from Milan. - What devilry is that? - You don't know?

Today all women have underpants. Florence, Rome and Bologna ...

..are cities full of underwear.

Here they are.

A woman becomes irresistible with these.

Now I understand why my husband he doesn't taste it anymore!

He sees me without panties! Can I put them on?

They are yours. But I'll put them there ...

..after.

- It's not that you're playing the joke and then don't you put my underwear on? - No.

Well ? Did something break for you?

- I have to take this to sir Giovanni Piccolomini? - Yes.

- What scares you? - Nothing, I shit underneath.

- Because ? Piccolomini and a man like the others. - No, he leads!

No, don't worry.

You are just an ambassador, he can't get his hands on you.

-Then he'll kick me. - Don't make tragedies!

- You're my trusted man. - Yes...

..but I don't want to get killed of a barrel! - Be calm.

Messere Piccolomini will not touch you not even with a finger.

Keep these coins. They will help you to be calm and confident.

- Whatever happens, remember that I'm here. - But I have to go there

Go.

If you say a word, I'll cut your balls!

Who is the new victim of that pig of my husband?

- What filthy bitch are you taking him to? - No bitches tonight.

Then it will be a cow. I know her vices well ...

..and her depraved tastes! You get the peasant women!

I swear to you. Messere Domenico he called me for another business.

I have to deliver this message to Messere Piccolomini.

A message for Messere Piccolomini.

Unfortunate! He said it and he did it!

It will destroy happiness of our daughter. Poor little girl!

Poor Antonia, so young and beautiful!

Will have to give up to her love dream!

I am a wretched woman! Unhappy mother and cuckold wife!

Don't cry. With time and with straw everything is fixed.

-What are you doing here ? -You brought me there!

Go away, you ugly wretch! Get out now!

Antonia!

-Antonia! - Folco!

Sorry, but I was looking for you elsewhere. Yesterday you came dressed like a fig.

Oak is more comfortable.

- We can't go on like this. - You're right.

As long as our fathers quarrel, this is the only way to see us ...

..and kiss us. By the way, kiss me.

Ouch!

Courage ! Our love will triumph

- Now I have to go. See you tomorrow. - Yes.

- Come up with another trick. I will not make the tree anymore. - Because ?

There are too many dogs here. Look !

CANTlCCHlA

What are you looking at? It's the stuff of gentlemen, not for poor people like you!

Fuck off!

Ariosto, come here. I offer you a drink.

- Because ? -I like you. Then you didn't deserve that 'fuck you'.

- Forget about it ! - What's wrong ? - Messere Piccolomini.

- Who is ? - A son of a bitch. - What did he do ? -Still nothing.

-Then ? - He'll do it shortly. - I do not understand.

I have to bring him a letter and yes who just gets pissed off at the law.

- Breaking my arm, leg and spine dorsal. -So and a thug!

For me and a son of a bitch.

Raphael, wake up! I have a good thing.

-I know it's beautiful, but don't bother me! - I'm talking about something else.

- I want to show you the underpants. -Like ?

It is the latest fashion in Milan.

Tonight we are going to make love with panties as gentlemen do. You're happy ?

Ugly filthy! Remove that filth or I'll kill you!

- Stopped ! It is the latest fashion! - I'll give you the latest fashion!

- The ladies of Florence are bringing you! - No, they bring her whores!

They invent everything to drag you into sin!

-I thought it was a good thing. -You are naive!

I am an instrument of Mephistopheles.

Run immediately to confess by Brother Pomporio!

That's a holy man, but the sin is serious.

Who knows how many times you will have to kiss the cordon to obtain absolution!

Sometimes I think about what life would be like without women.

-You like them ? - Yes, but there are too many.

- I'd get wives out of the way. - You are married ? - Yes.

It was a moment of weakness.

I get it. Your wife is above and you below.

No ! I'm always on top of it.

Here she is !

- Look at that '' twisted ''! - And your wife ? - Yes.

- I was sure I'd meet you. -Me too. -We were waiting for the bread!

- Not scream ! I am with a man important. - Forget about it !

It will be a tramp like you! The children haven't eaten since yesterday!

Shut up ! Here, here. Now we make them eat.

- I'm bringing more money tonight. -Who did you steal them from? -Shut up !

That must believe that I am a man in one piece.

In fact, now I make you a scene. It's a joke, don't worry.

You pretend to apologize.

Go home ! I'm not kicking you because I don't want to put on a show.

Don't face me on the street anymore when I'm with a stranger.

Next time I give you a slap!

In fact, I'll give it to you right away. So you don't have to wait. Here!

- Want another one? -Mortacci your!

- Don't hit Mom! - Hey ! What are you doing ?

- Delinquent! -Mascalzone!

- Damn what a man! - Stop! -Go away !

- I'm going away now, but home I'll give you the others! - Delinquent!

Claudio Fornari is a famous painter. You should feel honored ...

..that he put his brush in at your disposal! - The brush!

- It's not just him! - We are here to talk about other things. - Which ?

- Don't be naive! - Don't be a fool!

You know that I love sir Folco Piccolomini ...

..and that I wish to be his wife. - You'll never marry that man!

- His father is too greedy! -He asked for a fair dowry.

He asked for a thousand crowns of gold! My daughter is an unparalleled beauty

- Legs alone are worth 500 florins! - Get vulgar. - Words !

I will not add a single florin. Beauty is your gift!

- If I don't marry Folco, I will become a nun. - Like ?

- I will enter the convent of the Piccole Sisters of Pain. -You?

With that temper and with your will to live?

The Little Sisters of Pain! You couldn't last an hour ...

..not even with the little cousins of melancholy!

We'll see ! I pray for you too.

My Antonia a nun! I have a 'sister' daughter!

- Have you heard ? - Wise decision!

If she becomes a nun, I save her dowry and she earns ...

..heaven !

Piccolomini got my letter. The wedding between Antonia and Folco ...

..are a closed topic! - You believe this!

Antonia's happiness defended him as long as I have strength. I will not give you pac

Okay, let it out. Sometimes it's good to let off steam.

- Is she a new maid? - Pig ! It's a mania!

- Your blueberry infusion, Gentleman. -Thank you, cute.

- What's your name ? -You are not called. - Is it nameless? -Yes.

- You'll be leaving this house today! -But ... - You can go!

If Antonia gains heaven, I'll prepare hell for you!

What a cow!

BELLS

KNOCKING AT THE DOOR Who knocks on this convent?

I'm Caterina, the innkeeper. I have to confess right away!

- Why are you in such a hurry? - I have committed a very serious sin.

- My husband said to come here. - Your zeal does you honor ...

..but now I don't have time. The abbess of the convent is waiting for me.

She can wait, she is a saint. I have to clear my conscience.

- I have the devil in my body! -What a pity `` I gave you ''?

-What did you say? - I said: '' What sin have you committed? ''

It is a terrible pity! I put on my underwear.

Underpants ? I don't understand.

- What is it ? A hat ? -Other than hat!

Underpants are a tool of FESTlMOFELE. Raffaello said so.

- I swear I don't wear them anymore. - What are these underpants?

Don't you know them? They are like men's trousers.

- I tucked it under. - Under ?

-Under where? -Here.

I put them here and I wrapped everything, front and back.

You wrapped up front and back till where ?

They almost started with the feet and they came here ...

... like men's trousers. - Was all this uncovered?

- No, they covered that too. - Up to halfway? - Everything, right up here

-All ? Benedetta '' putela '' ... - Is it serious? - Very serious!

It takes holy water everywhere !

Covering this grace of God, you slapped Mother Nature!

You scare me! Confess to me immediately. You will go to the abbess later.

The abbess will wait. Here she wants us a very long penance!

Let's get comfortable. Put your conscience in peace.

I will have to rededicate you all.

Lie down and surrender confident.

- Do not rush. - Raphael said so too.

- '' Who knows how many times you will have to kiss the cord! '' - He said well.

- '' Ciapa, blessed ''! -Do I start kissing from here? - Yes.

I'll tell you when you have to go around.

-What are you doing ? -If the nail drives away nail '', sin drives away sin!

- It is penance for you and me. - It's better than kissing the cord!

Make yourself comfortable.

Good ! Let's start with the butt!

The ass no! I adjure you, don't touch my ass!

Messere Piccolomini meant to sit down, to sit down.

- Am I right ? - Yeah. For the rest there is time later. Please.

So Messere Mencaglia refuses to give the dowry to his daughter!

Dismiss this marriage!

You, miserable scoundrel, dare you deliver this message to me?

-You know what they call me in these lands? -Yes, but I'm not saying it.

- Say that ! What do they call me? - Pain in the ass.

It's right.

Now I'll break yours too! I crush them with this club!

A gentleman like you he does not stoop to strike a servant!

- He's a wretch. - Who is he ?

-What do you want ? -To deal with you in place of this servant.

As you prefer. You wanted it!

FRACASSO > Don't break my balls!

Uncouth! I told him to say: '' Don't bother me. ''

Sir, out of pity! I beg you !

Don't break my balls!

- It was a pleasure to meet you. -Young man...

- Young man, what is your name? - Claudio Fornari, from Rome.

Long since I am looking for a man like you.

-You want to be captain of my guards? - I can not.

I hate guns and violence. I am a painter.

Indeed, I must say that these paintings they are ruined. Have them restored.

I have a fresco in the bedroom which I care very much.

Do you want to see it?

- Do you want to work? - No, but to be with you ...

..I am willing to make any sacrifices. -Okay, show me the fresco.

Yes. Please, I'll show you the way.

Let's take this.

- John ! - Sorry, dear. I didn't know it was like this.

- I'm in my room. - Now I'll explain.

This gentleman is an artist. You don't have to worry about him.

- The other ? -Who ?

He's a dirty guy! Out !

Don't look at my wife in that way !

> Ugly beggar!

The lord is a painter from Rome.

-I would like him to restore ours frescoes. Do you agree ? - Yes.

Even if the idea doesn't comfort me to have painters in the house.

-We just had the plasterer. -Claudio Fornari is a master!

He knows where to put the brush and colors.

-Do you want to see the fresco? - Yes, please.

Here is the fresco I told you about.

- Is it very ruined? -Enough. It will be a long job.

-I'm sorry for you, madonna ... -My wife is called lppolita.

-Like the queen of the Amazons. -Yes. She fights against Hercules ...

..when I steal your belt. - Of chastity?

- I do not believe. -Who won? - The queen of the Amazons.

Yes, but Hercules held the belt.

Maybe it's better to talk of our frescoes.

-Messere, when do you want to start? -Also tomorrow.

- From the armory? - The bedroom is more urgent.

I hope you are not an early riser. You don't want to wake me up at dawn!

Do not mention it ! I start work at noon.

-Magnifications! -I am from a master from Verona.

I paid her 40 florins of silver.

If I miss them, I couldn't sleep in my bed.

They are now part of our nights. Is it true, lppolita?

You're welcome, sir.

-Madonna. > Sir!

-Let's drink ? - Who pays ? - it. -Let's go.

Two.

Health !

- No ! Enough for today. -What's up ? - It's my wife's area.

I can't meet her twice in one day!

Sir!

-You forgot your hat in the arms room. - Yes.

He fell on the battlefield. Thank you, beautiful girl.

- I'm sorry I gave you this nuisance. - It was a pleasure.

From tomorrow you will start working in the house of Messere Piccolomini ...

..to refresh the room of his wife? - Do you mind ?

- You want me to fresco your room too? - Yes !

- I'm a handmaid, I can't ask you so much. - Who says that ?

A true artist frescoes where he finds.

Nice !

- No ! I'm a virgin. - I am Capricorn. We will be good together!

I'm a virgin...

I'm a virgin...

> What a liar!

My sweetness, hold me tighter!

Kiss me all!

What wonderful sensations you give me!

I have to call you love, passion or delirium?

- Call me Claudio. - You! How dare you?

I obeyed your orders. '' Hold me tighter ''!

I thought you were someone else. You have abused my good faith.

- You don't want to make a scandal for so little ! - Little?

- I can modestly do more. - You are an abominable man!

- And you a wonderful woman! - You are a worm!

- Stay with me. I do not want to be a lone worm. - Get out!

As you wish.

It's a shame. Could be an unforgettable night of love.

- Thats enough ! -Antonia! What do you have ?

It is you ! Sorry.

- I should have known. The other kissed better. - The other ?

- What have you got, love? - This situation makes me nervous.

Excuse me.

I love you, Antonia. When I see you, desire burns me.

When you are in my arms, I feel a 'boom' in my brain.

It is as if something hit my head.

Folco! Treasure !

Folco! My soul !

I get it. Not even tonight make love !

I believe our union is opposed from above.

Dear sisters, fleeing to the temptations of worldly life ...

... the noble daughter by Messere Domenico Mencaglia ...

.. she asked to be accepted between us.

Let's get ready to receive sister Antonia in our convent.

Let's make tomorrow day party. Good night, sisters.

- Peace be with you. (together) Peace be with us.

- Brother Pomporio! - What's up ?

- Is the meeting starting? - No, it's over. - Thank god !

- I'm going now. - Like ? Go away already!

It was a tiring day. I am looking forward to going to bed.

I was counting on your company this evening.

-I wanted to pray with you. - I'm sorry, but I'm very tired.

Brother Pomporio, one hour is enough!

- One hour just to pray i poor dead. - I couldn't ...

..because I feel half dead. -Okay, as mentioned.

- But at least you do me a courtesy? - Yes, if I can.

The guardian friar, no. The bell friar, no.

The cook friar, not even. There !

-You know Filippuccio, The gardener ? - Yes.

Please come to me, in my cell.

- I will say prayers with him for the dead. -Good idea.

I'll send it to you right away.

SL CHlUDE HOLDER

SL CHlUDE HOLDER

Brother Filippuccio!

Hey, Brother Filippuccio!

-Listen. - Is it you, Brother Pomporio?

- Do you suffer from insomnia? - Do it too of the spirit now? - No.

- It amazes me to see you at this hour here. - Amaze yourself even more ...

..because I was looking for you. - Myself ?

- Brother Pomporio, stay still With the hands. - What did you understand ?

- I must tell you that the abbess wants you in her cell. - The abbess? No !

How can I do ? I have a novena tonight with sister Malforia.

Then I have two ejaculations with sister Carlotta.

So tell the abbess which will be for another time.

Good night and good luck.

But it goes ...

Ouch!

PRAY WITH A SUBMITTED VOICE

- Welcome, Brother Filippuccio. - I'm sorry, but it's still me.

- The first. - Have you thought about it?

The cuckolds think about it. I have no wife.

- Brother Filippuccio is busy with a mass. - I get it.

Since I don't want to pray alone, when you leave your brother ...

Forget it !

ln this convent I'm the only one left ...

.. to pray for the souls of your parents dead. - And your grandfather's. -Already.

Listen to me, treats the master well.

- You have to be quiet and make him do it what he wants. - You already said that

-But when do you give me the money? - Immediately What are you afraid of ? - Not at all.

- Just pay before '' put ''! - Now get ready.

- I do not understand. Why do I have to put the crown ? - I do not know.

He calls it 'extravagance', to me it's bullshit. Get down

-Are you enchanted? - I'd do a dress rehearsal!

- Too bad you can't see it! > Nice!

It is a true masterpiece.

Your ass is mine and compliment him!

- It's awesome! You deserve a higher reward. -Thanks.

- Here. -Thank you, Messer Domenico. Francesca, thanks.

No, don't make it move!

I've seen hundreds, but one so beautiful ever. It looks fake! Go.

Leave me alone and be on your guard. Beautiful, Francesca!

I arrive !

Sir, don't take a run!

> Muuu!

Sir.

Stupendous ! Well done !

You have a sure hand. He is a true artist and knows what he wants.

-Yes, but the thing that pleases me and his quickness. - It is true.

-If this continues, in two days he lets me free the room. - Before !

- I want to finish by tonight. - You are presumptuous.

- Your husband said so. I know what i want. - Wanting is not enough.

- Circumstances are needed favorable. - Those are created.

Good boy !

A man who talks like you always arrives at the finish line.

Thanks, I hope not to disappoint you.

You are here ! I was looking for you.

- Are you starting, son? - Yes, I decided to get away for a while.

- I think I know why. -Please don't hinder me.

I bet it's Antonia.

-It's all her father's fault! -Any recrimination is useless.

-Antonia has chosen the cloister and she enters the convent. -When ? - Today.

- Your decision is irrevocable. So I want to leave. - What a drama

Mother, I want your blessing.

- Let's think! -You come in my studies. - Let me go!

Yes, nobody stops you. I just want to know where you are going!

Come, Folco.

Poor young man! Who knows where it goes to `` break the horns ''!

Who knew the beautiful Antonia can't blame him. He's in love.

I go away for a couple of hours.

-He mixes the dyes, then you are free too. - Perhaps !

Today I have to go to Messer Mencaglia.

-There is a toast in honor of the daughter who became a nun. -Already

- Did they invite you? - Yes. I am first among the added servants!

- Sir, you have really decided to depart ? - It doesn't concern you.

- I want to help you. - I do not need Help. -You are a romantic.

Yours and the latest love story and I would like to save her.

- I want to suggest a plan. -To me ? - Yes.

VOCl NOT UDlBlLl

This is your first interview with religion.

Meditate on the new life you have wait and free yourself from temptation.

I'll come and pick you up in five hours.

- Did Folco Piccolomini really love her? -Yes, everything was ready for the wedding.

- Then Antonia ... - What happened ? - We don't know.

-She said she wanted to become a nun. - Have a drink and get up.

- Madonna Lisa is coming, Madonna Beatrice. -Already !

-You always make me come to the madonnas. -Today is a great party!

-Today and the death sentence of my daughter. - I beg you !

Ariosto, come a moment over there.

Excuse me.

You see her ? She is that young maid.

Everything she wants her! Go.

I will not disturb you anymore. Do as you like.

Even if you won't get off among the guests, I will not get angry.

VOCl NOT UDlBlLl

Do not defend him, lppolita! You have transgressed my orders.

- He will have to pay ! - I wasn't defending him.

I said your son must be really in love with that girl.

Not a good reason for leave the house and go away!

She acted like a sissy He had to go to the convent!

RlNTOCCHl Dl BELLS

DOOR THAT SL OPENS

Who are you ? What are you doing in my cell?

-Antonia! - Folco!

Antonia!

-Now or never ! -Now !

KNOCKING AT THE DOOR -Who is ? > It's dinner time.

> You have to go down to the refectory. -Thanks...

..but I'd like to celebrate my first one convent day with abstinence.

- Agree ? - I do that that you command. -Now you go !

Giuseppa, quickly! Now Messer arrives Domenico and you are not ready yet.

I am not a ghost!

I swear I take out your eyes if you say one word!

What squalor!

What a smell !

-What do I have to do ? Where should I put myself? - There.

- On the straw? - Yes, with a thin belly and with the flower crown.

It is too large to put it on your head.

- You don't have to put it on your head. - No ? - No. -So where?

Messer Domenico will tell you.

-Are you sure? How do you have it known? - He confided in me ...

..before leaving. Your son Folco and the.

What a scandal! Not to mention the sacrilege!

Those two wretches will have even profaned that sacred place.

-I wouldn't lose anything else in your place weather. - It is true. Will you accompany me?

I beg you ! I am a foreigner, not I belong to your parish.

It is true.

KNOCKING AT THE DOOR - Who is ? > It is time for prayer

> You have to go down to the chapel.

> Sister Antonia, we are waiting for you in chapel. - Don't worry about me.

I got high a private chapel here.

> Don't lose your cool. This is our son.

> He Will have a lesson. > Please, Giovanni!

> Go to bed, lppolita. This is men's business.

Hurray!

But look a bit!

What had to happen to me!

- It's all OK ? - I ... - Bravo! I don't know what I would do without you.

- Yeah, but ... - I found it the most '' bona ''. - For real ?

I have the eye up. Now don't waste me any more time.

> Ouch! No ! COLPl

- No ! - Traitor ! - Stop ! - Pig! Pig ! - No !

> I'll make you pass the habit! > The pitchfork no! > You will see!

-You hurt me ! -Mascalzone! - I'll be chaste!

I will be chaste!

I will be faithful! No !

Come on.

You are beautiful, haughty, aristocratic.

Only one thing amazes me about you. Don't wear your underwear.

- Mother abbess, wake up! - What happens ? Who is ?

- Messer Piccolomini asks to talk to you. > At this time?

It is a matter of the utmost urgency. He looks like a devil.

I must go. For every eventuality hide under the bed.

It's not better if I run away from the window?

Don't be a fool, I'll be right back.

I don't understand what this wants!

-What happened? -Most holy mother, help me!

SL CHlUDE HOLDER It doesn't look like a quiet convent.

- Will it be a fire? - Seems more an earthquake. - Let's get dressed.

- Do I have to wear the cassock? -Of course.

We can't screw it up since the first day.

Treasure !

The abbess takes a long time to get off.

She had fallen asleep. Time to wear the cassock and veil.

Did you ask to see me?

Yes, even if the show It is not pleasant.

- I have heard that Folco and hidden here. - It's impossible.

The door is always closed and after vespers who is inside and inside ...

..and who is out and out. - I'd just like to do an inspection.

- It's against the regulation. - Forgive, Mother Abbess.

- What a veil have you put in your head? - The veil?

What are you saying ?

- Filippuccio's underpants! - Whose ? - Of the friar gardener.

I've always suspected it!

This is not a convent, and a mess!

I suspected it.

Oh mama !

I suspected it.

I suspected it.

This I did not suspect.

Two nuns in the same cell. There must be some mistake.

Antonia! Where is my son?

Please don't be upset my recollection.

Nice meditation! Keep your partner in the cell.

-If Folco knew! - Stop it, father. Folco knows this.

Fo ... Fo ...

CONFUSED VOICES

(in a drunken voice) Eat, courage ! After April comes May.

Quite right ? Drink!

- Do you want some' ? - Long live the newlyweds!

CONFUSED VOICES

The thigh is always the thigh.

Good boy ! Continues !

CONFUSED VOICES

You are gorgeous!

- Long live the newlyweds! - Hurray!

Long live the newlyweds!

-Viva Mencaglia and her beautiful daughter of her!

- Donna Domicilla, aren't you going to sit down? - I will not be able to...

..before five or six days. - How come ? - Nothing.

A little discussion with my husband.

He realized he had it right here what he was looking for outside the home.

I see !

- Long live the witnesses! - Long live!

CONFUSED VOICES

- Enough ! - No, just a little longer.

Treasure !

- You won't cause a scandal for that long little! - Do you call it 'little'?

I can modestly do more.

Ariosto!

Shall we have another toast?

ITEM NOT AUDIBLE

- it? -Yes, don't waste time.

-Mare, I'm ready. -To do what ? - My portrait.

- You have commissioned Messer Fornari to withdraw today. -But...

Just during the banquet bridal?

I have to take advantage of the last favorable light.

Of course ! You'll see me from the window.

- We'll do something standing up, la fast. It is true ? - As you wish.

-All right my dear. But I want to see you from the window. - Be calm.

I do the jealous because I know I please her.

But I could send her to the mercenaries and she would never do me any wrong!

You are a lucky husband.

CONFUSED VOICES

> Let's drink, father.

Very quietly.

Hurry up ! Darnit !

We are at the first stroke of the brush.

> So?

You're good.

(in a drunken voice) She was there too!

How long does this portrait last? Poor Antonia!

She's been with them for over an hour and a half.

Art has its needs.

Health !

Enough ! I can't resist it anymore!

I don't feel my feet anymore the legs, the arms!

A normal painter would have painted frescoes the Sistine Chapel at this time.

-Maybe he had to do the final touch. -Now...

- I'm going to get my bride back. -That is fine. - There !

Antonia! Antonia!

> Antonia! Where are you, my vaccarella? Here comes your bull.

Here comes the cuckold. KNOCKING AT THE DOOR

-Wait up. I have not finished yet ! - No ! I can not wait.

I want you right away!

- Nice ! - No, you hurt me!

Yes ! I want to make you mine here on the floor.

Yes love !

Yes !

Yes, my ...

- You had a bad time. - If he had noticed the deception!

- What could he do to you? He was not armed. - Instead yes. Luckily he was drunk

Come back soon. You have left us a good memory.

- See you. I go to Milan and I come back. - Do you really have to go there?

-In Milan there is a lot of money. I want to get rich. -That is fine.

- But come back soon. - Yes, don't worry.

In Milan there is money, but here are the beautiful females.

- Excluding my wife. - Do not get angry.

For every bird, her nest is beautiful

For real ? Then I'll cut it off.

(song) 'Under the sea you find fish, splash under the snow. ''

'' Under the guise of the girl you find a strange thing ... ''

'' ..red, yellow, green, pink. ''

''What ? What ?''

'' The pant-nda! ''

'' The pant, the pant, the pant! ''

''I'm confused...''

'' ..what is this news. ''

'' To hear the father cured, and the lining of sin. ''

'' Some others swear which is a kind of belt ... ''

'' ... of chastity. ''

'' The pant-nda! ''

'' The pant, the pant, the pant! ''

''I'm confused...''

'' ..what is this news. ''

'' In the heart of the fourteenth century when a Madonna passes by ... ''

'' ..if there is a whirlwind that makes her skirt go up ... ''

'' ... the man looks and wonders ... ''

'' The pant-nda! ''

'' The pant, the pant, the pant. ''

''I'm confused...''

'' ..what is this news? ''

'' Who says a fig leaf of a less ancient model. ''

'' If love is a bit of a war, the pant and a flag ... ''

'' ... to conquer. ''

'' The pant-nda! ''

'' The pant, the pant, the pant! ''

''I'm confused...''

'' ..what is this news. ''

'' What is this news? '' The pant!

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