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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:08,103 (song) 'Under the sea you find fish, splash under the snow. '' 2 00:00:08,313 --> 00:00:11,862 '' Under the guise of the girl you find a strange thing ... '' 3 00:00:12,073 --> 00:00:14,792 '' ..red, yellow, green, pink. '' 4 00:00:14,993 --> 00:00:18,190 ''What ? What ?'' 5 00:00:19,273 --> 00:00:23,312 '' The pant-nda! '' 6 00:00:23,513 --> 00:00:28,746 '' The pant, the pant, the pant! '' 7 00:00:29,153 --> 00:00:32,623 ''I'm confused...'' 8 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:35,028 '' ..what is this news. '' 9 00:00:37,633 --> 00:00:41,069 '' To hear the father cured, and the lining of sin. '' 10 00:00:41,273 --> 00:00:46,711 '' Some others swear which is a kind of belt ... '' 11 00:00:47,473 --> 00:00:49,270 '' ... of chastity. '' 12 00:00:49,473 --> 00:00:51,509 '' The pant-nda! '' 13 00:00:51,713 --> 00:00:55,706 '' The pant, the pant, the pant! '' 14 00:00:57,153 --> 00:01:00,668 ''I'm confused...'' 15 00:01:00,953 --> 00:01:03,183 '' ..what is this news. '' 16 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:09,548 '' In the heart of the fourteenth century, when a Madonna passes by ... '' 17 00:01:09,753 --> 00:01:14,110 '' ..if there is a whirlwind that makes her skirt go up ... '' 18 00:01:14,313 --> 00:01:17,908 '' ... the man looks and wonders ... '' 19 00:01:18,113 --> 00:01:22,664 '' The pant-nda! '' 20 00:01:22,873 --> 00:01:28,630 '' The pant, the pant, the pant. '' 21 00:01:28,833 --> 00:01:32,462 ''I'm confused...'' 22 00:01:32,673 --> 00:01:35,665 '' ..what is this news? '' 23 00:01:37,153 --> 00:01:41,385 '' Who says a fig leaf of a less ancient model. '' 24 00:01:41,593 --> 00:01:46,269 '' If love is a bit of a war, the pant and a flag ... '' 25 00:01:47,833 --> 00:01:49,664 '' ... to conquer. '' 26 00:01:49,873 --> 00:01:53,229 '' The pant-nda! '' 27 00:01:53,433 --> 00:01:57,108 '' The pant, the pant, the pant! '' 28 00:01:57,313 --> 00:02:00,942 ''I'm confused...'' 29 00:02:01,153 --> 00:02:04,384 '' ..what is this news. '' 30 00:02:04,593 --> 00:02:08,711 '' What is this news? '' 31 00:02:08,833 --> 00:02:10,824 '' The pant! '' 32 00:03:25,553 --> 00:03:29,182 Raffaello ! RUSSIAN 33 00:03:30,473 --> 00:03:35,103 - Wake up ! - What a female you are! Do you want to start over? 34 00:03:35,313 --> 00:03:38,510 From the way you say it, it seems true. Wake up, people are here! 35 00:03:38,713 --> 00:03:42,945 - There is a stranger with the horse. - A stranger? - Yes. 36 00:03:43,153 --> 00:03:46,384 - With the horse? - Yes. - He arrived now ? -Yes. 37 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:52,429 A man who travels at this hour with this sun he is not a stranger. 38 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:54,942 He's an asshole. 39 00:03:55,153 --> 00:03:57,269 RUSSIAN 40 00:04:45,713 --> 00:04:50,468 Welcome. If you want to eat and to sleep, commanded. 41 00:04:50,673 --> 00:04:54,188 Maybe it's not the right time to eat. 42 00:04:54,393 --> 00:04:58,545 Don't be scrupulous. Command and I will serve you immediately, front and back. 43 00:04:58,753 --> 00:05:02,985 - I'll take this to your room. - No, it's heavy. 44 00:05:03,193 --> 00:05:07,186 You are more suited to the labors of love. 45 00:05:11,513 --> 00:05:16,633 - How long are you staying? -Still do not know. 46 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:20,906 Of course until the apple harvest. 47 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:23,149 Fuck, how it runs! 48 00:05:25,353 --> 00:05:29,141 I was called to do the portrait of a noblewoman. 49 00:05:29,353 --> 00:05:32,789 I understood immediately that you were a special man. 50 00:05:32,993 --> 00:05:37,987 -Who is the noblewoman? - The daughter of Messere Domenico Mencaglia. 51 00:05:38,193 --> 00:05:42,391 - Do you know him? -Yes. He is the master of half the country! 52 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:46,791 - The portrait will be for Donna Antonia her daughter. -What an injustice ! 53 00:05:46,993 --> 00:05:51,987 Make her portrait because she is noble! Then you deserve a sculpture. 54 00:05:52,193 --> 00:05:56,789 I pull the neck of a hen or do I prepare a leg of kid? 55 00:05:57,753 --> 00:06:00,870 A thigh to bite slowly. 56 00:06:11,033 --> 00:06:14,423 -What a beautiful female! -Yes, but she has a bad husband. 57 00:06:17,633 --> 00:06:20,545 Ariosto! I'm looking for you! 58 00:06:20,953 --> 00:06:25,185 Messer Mencaglia awaits you in the morning for an urgent need! 59 00:06:25,393 --> 00:06:29,909 For a need of your master are you looking for me to clean his ass? 60 00:06:30,113 --> 00:06:34,789 You're an important embassy, ​​you fool! You have some money to earn. 61 00:06:34,993 --> 00:06:37,746 I told you. Until we meet again. 62 00:06:39,473 --> 00:06:43,864 - You are an important person! - I already know what that pig wants. 63 00:06:46,153 --> 00:06:50,351 Not with me ! To that like to do it with peasant women. 64 00:07:07,793 --> 00:07:12,628 Forgive me, but I cannot lose this cut of lights. 65 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:16,587 With this excuse you always touch my boobs! 66 00:07:16,793 --> 00:07:21,389 I do it without malice. It is the artist's touch. 67 00:07:21,593 --> 00:07:26,542 - I'd rather say it's the touch of a pomicione! - You offend me. 68 00:07:26,753 --> 00:07:30,348 I touch it professionally. In front of you there is only the painter. 69 00:07:30,553 --> 00:07:35,991 - The man in him has gone out. - Get the painter out too! 70 00:07:36,193 --> 00:07:40,903 I can not. I have to immortalize your beauty on the canvas. 71 00:07:41,113 --> 00:07:43,991 It is my brush that demands it! 72 00:07:48,073 --> 00:07:53,352 - Is the brush spellbound? - Far from it! You knew how it quivers! 73 00:07:53,553 --> 00:07:56,989 Double meanings too! We suspend. 74 00:07:57,193 --> 00:08:01,106 - No ! I hold it tight. -I'm sorry for you. 75 00:08:01,313 --> 00:08:03,304 My painting? 76 00:08:04,313 --> 00:08:09,103 Do you call this papocchio a picture? Just make fun of ... 77 00:08:09,313 --> 00:08:11,952 .. my illustrious parent! 78 00:08:14,353 --> 00:08:19,143 - Donna Antonia ... -You stay and check if the teacher holds out. 79 00:08:19,353 --> 00:08:22,345 I would not like this too it was a boast. 80 00:08:35,873 --> 00:08:41,630 Donna Antonia is crossing a very delicate moment. 81 00:08:42,113 --> 00:08:45,867 An artist like you knows how to read in the soul ... 82 00:08:46,073 --> 00:08:50,544 .. as well as on the soft lines and on the roundness. -Speaking of which. 83 00:08:50,753 --> 00:08:54,223 Do you think these are square? 84 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:59,427 Donna Antonia has nothing more than us. Not convinced? 85 00:08:59,633 --> 00:09:02,625 Of course ! I have not the slightest doubt. 86 00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:06,824 You come. 87 00:09:11,153 --> 00:09:13,144 Look, Beatrice! 88 00:09:14,993 --> 00:09:17,666 Oh mama ! He misses the word. 89 00:09:25,673 --> 00:09:28,665 KNOCKING AT THE DOOR 90 00:09:28,993 --> 00:09:33,430 - Can I come in ? - You are welcome ! You are the mistress. 91 00:09:33,633 --> 00:09:37,626 I heard you got up and I brought breakfast. 92 00:09:38,913 --> 00:09:42,428 You like spicy sausage of our parts? 93 00:09:42,633 --> 00:09:46,421 - I like everything about you. - Please ! 94 00:09:46,633 --> 00:09:49,625 - I have to stoke the fire. - It's already poked! 95 00:09:49,833 --> 00:09:52,825 It's making sparks! Oh mama ! 96 00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:57,667 - No ! -What's up ? -You have nothing underneath. 97 00:09:57,873 --> 00:10:01,832 - Nothing ? Feel better. - I heard. 98 00:10:02,033 --> 00:10:05,912 - I'm talking about underpants. -Like ? - Underpants. 99 00:10:06,513 --> 00:10:11,029 - The latest fashion from Milan. - What devilry is that? - You don't know? 100 00:10:11,233 --> 00:10:15,226 Today all women have underpants. Florence, Rome and Bologna ... 101 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:18,106 ..are cities full of underwear. 102 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:20,304 Here they are. 103 00:10:21,073 --> 00:10:24,224 A woman becomes irresistible with these. 104 00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:29,427 Now I understand why my husband he doesn't taste it anymore! 105 00:10:29,553 --> 00:10:32,590 He sees me without panties! Can I put them on? 106 00:10:32,713 --> 00:10:35,910 They are yours. But I'll put them there ... 107 00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,910 ..after. 108 00:11:13,433 --> 00:11:18,746 - It's not that you're playing the joke and then don't you put my underwear on? - No. 109 00:11:22,153 --> 00:11:25,145 Well ? Did something break for you? 110 00:11:25,353 --> 00:11:30,063 - I have to take this to sir Giovanni Piccolomini? - Yes. 111 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:33,743 - What scares you? - Nothing, I shit underneath. 112 00:11:33,953 --> 00:11:38,868 - Because ? Piccolomini and a man like the others. - No, he leads! 113 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:42,304 No, don't worry. 114 00:11:43,273 --> 00:11:47,664 You are just an ambassador, he can't get his hands on you. 115 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:51,183 -Then he'll kick me. - Don't make tragedies! 116 00:11:51,393 --> 00:11:54,783 - You're my trusted man. - Yes... 117 00:11:54,993 --> 00:12:00,021 ..but I don't want to get killed of a barrel! - Be calm. 118 00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:04,704 Messere Piccolomini will not touch you not even with a finger. 119 00:12:04,913 --> 00:12:08,952 Keep these coins. They will help you to be calm and confident. 120 00:12:09,153 --> 00:12:14,785 - Whatever happens, remember that I'm here. - But I have to go there 121 00:12:14,993 --> 00:12:16,984 Go. 122 00:12:29,193 --> 00:12:33,106 If you say a word, I'll cut your balls! 123 00:12:33,313 --> 00:12:38,262 Who is the new victim of that pig of my husband? 124 00:12:38,473 --> 00:12:42,546 - What filthy bitch are you taking him to? - No bitches tonight. 125 00:12:42,753 --> 00:12:47,781 Then it will be a cow. I know her vices well ... 126 00:12:47,993 --> 00:12:52,509 ..and her depraved tastes! You get the peasant women! 127 00:12:52,713 --> 00:12:57,343 I swear to you. Messere Domenico he called me for another business. 128 00:12:57,553 --> 00:13:01,546 I have to deliver this message to Messere Piccolomini. 129 00:13:03,633 --> 00:13:06,431 A message for Messere Piccolomini. 130 00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:09,943 Unfortunate! He said it and he did it! 131 00:13:10,153 --> 00:13:15,307 It will destroy happiness of our daughter. Poor little girl! 132 00:13:44,593 --> 00:13:48,302 Poor Antonia, so young and beautiful! 133 00:13:48,513 --> 00:13:51,869 Will have to give up to her love dream! 134 00:13:52,073 --> 00:13:57,272 I am a wretched woman! Unhappy mother and cuckold wife! 135 00:13:57,473 --> 00:14:02,593 Don't cry. With time and with straw everything is fixed. 136 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:07,545 -What are you doing here ? -You brought me there! 137 00:14:07,753 --> 00:14:12,031 Go away, you ugly wretch! Get out now! 138 00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:28,143 Antonia! 139 00:14:28,353 --> 00:14:31,345 -Antonia! - Folco! 140 00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:43,826 Sorry, but I was looking for you elsewhere. Yesterday you came dressed like a fig. 141 00:14:43,953 --> 00:14:46,547 Oak is more comfortable. 142 00:14:46,713 --> 00:14:50,706 - We can't go on like this. - You're right. 143 00:14:50,913 --> 00:14:55,191 As long as our fathers quarrel, this is the only way to see us ... 144 00:14:55,393 --> 00:14:58,863 ..and kiss us. By the way, kiss me. 145 00:14:59,073 --> 00:15:01,109 Ouch! 146 00:15:01,313 --> 00:15:04,749 Courage ! Our love will triumph 147 00:15:05,753 --> 00:15:09,063 - Now I have to go. See you tomorrow. - Yes. 148 00:15:09,273 --> 00:15:13,232 - Come up with another trick. I will not make the tree anymore. - Because ? 149 00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:16,425 There are too many dogs here. Look ! 150 00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:20,625 CANTlCCHlA 151 00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:35,790 What are you looking at? It's the stuff of gentlemen, not for poor people like you! 152 00:15:35,993 --> 00:15:38,302 Fuck off! 153 00:15:38,913 --> 00:15:42,349 Ariosto, come here. I offer you a drink. 154 00:15:42,553 --> 00:15:47,422 - Because ? -I like you. Then you didn't deserve that 'fuck you'. 155 00:15:47,633 --> 00:15:52,661 - Forget about it ! - What's wrong ? - Messere Piccolomini. 156 00:15:52,873 --> 00:15:57,185 - Who is ? - A son of a bitch. - What did he do ? -Still nothing. 157 00:15:57,393 --> 00:16:01,909 -Then ? - He'll do it shortly. - I do not understand. 158 00:16:02,113 --> 00:16:07,187 I have to bring him a letter and yes who just gets pissed off at the law. 159 00:16:07,393 --> 00:16:11,944 - Breaking my arm, leg and spine dorsal. -So and a thug! 160 00:16:12,153 --> 00:16:15,463 For me and a son of a bitch. 161 00:16:16,753 --> 00:16:20,746 Raphael, wake up! I have a good thing. 162 00:16:20,953 --> 00:16:25,868 -I know it's beautiful, but don't bother me! - I'm talking about something else. 163 00:16:26,073 --> 00:16:30,066 - I want to show you the underpants. -Like ? 164 00:16:30,193 --> 00:16:32,582 It is the latest fashion in Milan. 165 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:38,028 Tonight we are going to make love with panties as gentlemen do. You're happy ? 166 00:16:38,793 --> 00:16:43,913 Ugly filthy! Remove that filth or I'll kill you! 167 00:16:44,113 --> 00:16:49,141 - Stopped ! It is the latest fashion! - I'll give you the latest fashion! 168 00:16:49,353 --> 00:16:54,188 - The ladies of Florence are bringing you! - No, they bring her whores! 169 00:16:56,553 --> 00:16:59,704 They invent everything to drag you into sin! 170 00:16:59,913 --> 00:17:04,543 -I thought it was a good thing. -You are naive! 171 00:17:04,753 --> 00:17:07,551 I am an instrument of Mephistopheles. 172 00:17:07,753 --> 00:17:12,781 Run immediately to confess by Brother Pomporio! 173 00:17:13,593 --> 00:17:17,063 That's a holy man, but the sin is serious. 174 00:17:17,273 --> 00:17:23,030 Who knows how many times you will have to kiss the cordon to obtain absolution! 175 00:17:37,393 --> 00:17:41,671 Sometimes I think about what life would be like without women. 176 00:17:41,873 --> 00:17:45,832 -You like them ? - Yes, but there are too many. 177 00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:49,708 - I'd get wives out of the way. - You are married ? - Yes. 178 00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:52,427 It was a moment of weakness. 179 00:17:52,633 --> 00:17:56,421 I get it. Your wife is above and you below. 180 00:17:56,633 --> 00:17:59,943 No ! I'm always on top of it. 181 00:18:00,753 --> 00:18:02,550 Here she is ! 182 00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:12,226 - Look at that '' twisted ''! - And your wife ? - Yes. 183 00:18:15,513 --> 00:18:20,906 - I was sure I'd meet you. -Me too. -We were waiting for the bread! 184 00:18:21,113 --> 00:18:24,992 - Not scream ! I am with a man important. - Forget about it ! 185 00:18:25,193 --> 00:18:29,345 It will be a tramp like you! The children haven't eaten since yesterday! 186 00:18:29,553 --> 00:18:34,673 Shut up ! Here, here. Now we make them eat. 187 00:18:34,873 --> 00:18:39,822 - I'm bringing more money tonight. -Who did you steal them from? -Shut up ! 188 00:18:40,033 --> 00:18:44,185 That must believe that I am a man in one piece. 189 00:18:44,393 --> 00:18:49,023 In fact, now I make you a scene. It's a joke, don't worry. 190 00:18:49,153 --> 00:18:51,542 You pretend to apologize. 191 00:18:52,433 --> 00:18:58,224 Go home ! I'm not kicking you because I don't want to put on a show. 192 00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:05,191 Don't face me on the street anymore when I'm with a stranger. 193 00:19:07,353 --> 00:19:10,789 Next time I give you a slap! 194 00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:17,591 In fact, I'll give it to you right away. So you don't have to wait. Here! 195 00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:21,422 - Want another one? -Mortacci your! 196 00:19:23,073 --> 00:19:27,624 - Don't hit Mom! - Hey ! What are you doing ? 197 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:31,382 - Delinquent! -Mascalzone! 198 00:19:32,433 --> 00:19:36,711 - Damn what a man! - Stop! -Go away ! 199 00:19:36,913 --> 00:19:41,464 - I'm going away now, but home I'll give you the others! - Delinquent! 200 00:19:43,993 --> 00:19:48,464 Claudio Fornari is a famous painter. You should feel honored ... 201 00:19:48,673 --> 00:19:52,791 ..that he put his brush in at your disposal! - The brush! 202 00:19:52,993 --> 00:19:57,384 - It's not just him! - We are here to talk about other things. - Which ? 203 00:19:57,593 --> 00:20:00,824 - Don't be naive! - Don't be a fool! 204 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:04,662 You know that I love sir Folco Piccolomini ... 205 00:20:04,873 --> 00:20:09,310 ..and that I wish to be his wife. - You'll never marry that man! 206 00:20:09,513 --> 00:20:14,792 - His father is too greedy! -He asked for a fair dowry. 207 00:20:14,993 --> 00:20:18,827 He asked for a thousand crowns of gold! My daughter is an unparalleled beauty 208 00:20:19,033 --> 00:20:23,185 - Legs alone are worth 500 florins! - Get vulgar. - Words ! 209 00:20:23,393 --> 00:20:28,865 I will not add a single florin. Beauty is your gift! 210 00:20:29,073 --> 00:20:32,622 - If I don't marry Folco, I will become a nun. - Like ? 211 00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:36,621 - I will enter the convent of the Piccole Sisters of Pain. -You? 212 00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:41,190 With that temper and with your will to live? 213 00:20:41,393 --> 00:20:45,784 The Little Sisters of Pain! You couldn't last an hour ... 214 00:20:45,993 --> 00:20:49,383 ..not even with the little cousins of melancholy! 215 00:20:49,593 --> 00:20:53,142 We'll see ! I pray for you too. 216 00:20:56,153 --> 00:21:00,146 My Antonia a nun! I have a 'sister' daughter! 217 00:21:02,953 --> 00:21:06,707 - Have you heard ? - Wise decision! 218 00:21:06,913 --> 00:21:11,509 If she becomes a nun, I save her dowry and she earns ... 219 00:21:11,793 --> 00:21:14,182 ..heaven ! 220 00:21:15,713 --> 00:21:21,390 Piccolomini got my letter. The wedding between Antonia and Folco ... 221 00:21:21,593 --> 00:21:25,063 ..are a closed topic! - You believe this! 222 00:21:25,273 --> 00:21:30,028 Antonia's happiness defended him as long as I have strength. I will not give you pac 223 00:21:35,513 --> 00:21:39,631 Okay, let it out. Sometimes it's good to let off steam. 224 00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:44,509 - Is she a new maid? - Pig ! It's a mania! 225 00:21:48,393 --> 00:21:53,990 - Your blueberry infusion, Gentleman. -Thank you, cute. 226 00:21:55,273 --> 00:22:01,064 - What's your name ? -You are not called. - Is it nameless? -Yes. 227 00:22:01,273 --> 00:22:05,391 - You'll be leaving this house today! -But ... - You can go! 228 00:22:12,953 --> 00:22:17,231 If Antonia gains heaven, I'll prepare hell for you! 229 00:22:21,553 --> 00:22:23,145 What a cow! 230 00:22:23,273 --> 00:22:26,265 BELLS 231 00:22:41,713 --> 00:22:45,706 KNOCKING AT THE DOOR Who knocks on this convent? 232 00:22:49,033 --> 00:22:53,424 I'm Caterina, the innkeeper. I have to confess right away! 233 00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:58,747 - Why are you in such a hurry? - I have committed a very serious sin. 234 00:22:58,953 --> 00:23:04,505 - My husband said to come here. - Your zeal does you honor ... 235 00:23:04,713 --> 00:23:08,831 ..but now I don't have time. The abbess of the convent is waiting for me. 236 00:23:09,033 --> 00:23:13,424 She can wait, she is a saint. I have to clear my conscience. 237 00:23:13,633 --> 00:23:17,672 - I have the devil in my body! -What a pity `` I gave you ''? 238 00:23:17,873 --> 00:23:21,786 -What did you say? - I said: '' What sin have you committed? '' 239 00:23:21,993 --> 00:23:25,906 It is a terrible pity! I put on my underwear. 240 00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:29,549 Underpants ? I don't understand. 241 00:23:29,753 --> 00:23:33,143 - What is it ? A hat ? -Other than hat! 242 00:23:33,353 --> 00:23:38,666 Underpants are a tool of FESTlMOFELE. Raffaello said so. 243 00:23:38,873 --> 00:23:43,628 - I swear I don't wear them anymore. - What are these underpants? 244 00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:47,872 Don't you know them? They are like men's trousers. 245 00:23:48,073 --> 00:23:51,509 - I tucked it under. - Under ? 246 00:23:51,713 --> 00:23:54,432 -Under where? -Here. 247 00:23:55,673 --> 00:23:59,632 I put them here and I wrapped everything, front and back. 248 00:23:59,833 --> 00:24:04,463 You wrapped up front and back till where ? 249 00:24:04,673 --> 00:24:08,951 They almost started with the feet and they came here ... 250 00:24:09,153 --> 00:24:14,864 ... like men's trousers. - Was all this uncovered? 251 00:24:15,073 --> 00:24:20,101 - No, they covered that too. - Up to halfway? - Everything, right up here 252 00:24:20,313 --> 00:24:24,909 -All ? Benedetta '' putela '' ... - Is it serious? - Very serious! 253 00:24:25,113 --> 00:24:28,389 It takes holy water everywhere ! 254 00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:33,906 Covering this grace of God, you slapped Mother Nature! 255 00:24:34,113 --> 00:24:38,504 You scare me! Confess to me immediately. You will go to the abbess later. 256 00:24:38,713 --> 00:24:43,741 The abbess will wait. Here she wants us a very long penance! 257 00:24:43,953 --> 00:24:49,266 Let's get comfortable. Put your conscience in peace. 258 00:24:49,473 --> 00:24:52,306 I will have to rededicate you all. 259 00:24:52,513 --> 00:24:56,267 Lie down and surrender confident. 260 00:24:56,473 --> 00:24:59,749 - Do not rush. - Raphael said so too. 261 00:24:59,953 --> 00:25:04,504 - '' Who knows how many times you will have to kiss the cord! '' - He said well. 262 00:25:04,713 --> 00:25:08,831 - '' Ciapa, blessed ''! -Do I start kissing from here? - Yes. 263 00:25:09,033 --> 00:25:11,831 I'll tell you when you have to go around. 264 00:25:14,033 --> 00:25:19,585 -What are you doing ? -If the nail drives away nail '', sin drives away sin! 265 00:25:19,793 --> 00:25:24,992 - It is penance for you and me. - It's better than kissing the cord! 266 00:25:25,193 --> 00:25:27,502 Make yourself comfortable. 267 00:25:46,633 --> 00:25:50,990 Good ! Let's start with the butt! 268 00:25:51,353 --> 00:25:55,551 The ass no! I adjure you, don't touch my ass! 269 00:25:55,753 --> 00:26:01,066 Messere Piccolomini meant to sit down, to sit down. 270 00:26:01,273 --> 00:26:06,745 - Am I right ? - Yeah. For the rest there is time later. Please. 271 00:26:08,553 --> 00:26:14,549 So Messere Mencaglia refuses to give the dowry to his daughter! 272 00:26:14,753 --> 00:26:17,745 Dismiss this marriage! 273 00:26:17,953 --> 00:26:23,152 You, miserable scoundrel, dare you deliver this message to me? 274 00:26:23,353 --> 00:26:29,189 -You know what they call me in these lands? -Yes, but I'm not saying it. 275 00:26:29,393 --> 00:26:34,786 - Say that ! What do they call me? - Pain in the ass. 276 00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:37,951 It's right. 277 00:26:39,913 --> 00:26:45,624 Now I'll break yours too! I crush them with this club! 278 00:26:46,393 --> 00:26:51,547 A gentleman like you he does not stoop to strike a servant! 279 00:26:51,793 --> 00:26:55,786 - He's a wretch. - Who is he ? 280 00:26:57,233 --> 00:27:01,272 -What do you want ? -To deal with you in place of this servant. 281 00:27:01,473 --> 00:27:05,751 As you prefer. You wanted it! 282 00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:21,906 FRACASSO > Don't break my balls! 283 00:27:22,113 --> 00:27:27,904 Uncouth! I told him to say: '' Don't bother me. '' 284 00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:31,992 Sir, out of pity! I beg you ! 285 00:27:32,913 --> 00:27:36,588 Don't break my balls! 286 00:27:36,793 --> 00:27:40,547 - It was a pleasure to meet you. -Young man... 287 00:27:40,753 --> 00:27:45,429 - Young man, what is your name? - Claudio Fornari, from Rome. 288 00:27:45,633 --> 00:27:48,943 Long since I am looking for a man like you. 289 00:27:49,153 --> 00:27:52,782 -You want to be captain of my guards? - I can not. 290 00:27:52,993 --> 00:27:56,508 I hate guns and violence. I am a painter. 291 00:27:56,713 --> 00:28:01,992 Indeed, I must say that these paintings they are ruined. Have them restored. 292 00:28:02,193 --> 00:28:06,744 I have a fresco in the bedroom which I care very much. 293 00:28:06,953 --> 00:28:09,592 Do you want to see it? 294 00:28:12,393 --> 00:28:16,272 - Do you want to work? - No, but to be with you ... 295 00:28:16,473 --> 00:28:21,342 ..I am willing to make any sacrifices. -Okay, show me the fresco. 296 00:28:21,553 --> 00:28:25,432 Yes. Please, I'll show you the way. 297 00:28:27,393 --> 00:28:29,782 Let's take this. 298 00:28:45,593 --> 00:28:49,950 - John ! - Sorry, dear. I didn't know it was like this. 299 00:28:50,153 --> 00:28:53,111 - I'm in my room. - Now I'll explain. 300 00:28:53,313 --> 00:28:57,431 This gentleman is an artist. You don't have to worry about him. 301 00:28:57,633 --> 00:29:00,625 - The other ? -Who ? 302 00:29:02,913 --> 00:29:06,462 He's a dirty guy! Out ! 303 00:29:06,673 --> 00:29:11,508 Don't look at my wife in that way ! 304 00:29:11,713 --> 00:29:14,352 > Ugly beggar! 305 00:29:19,993 --> 00:29:22,985 The lord is a painter from Rome. 306 00:29:23,193 --> 00:29:27,983 -I would like him to restore ours frescoes. Do you agree ? - Yes. 307 00:29:28,193 --> 00:29:32,027 Even if the idea doesn't comfort me to have painters in the house. 308 00:29:32,233 --> 00:29:38,229 -We just had the plasterer. -Claudio Fornari is a master! 309 00:29:38,433 --> 00:29:41,743 He knows where to put the brush and colors. 310 00:29:41,953 --> 00:29:45,707 -Do you want to see the fresco? - Yes, please. 311 00:29:47,193 --> 00:29:51,186 Here is the fresco I told you about. 312 00:30:09,993 --> 00:30:14,464 - Is it very ruined? -Enough. It will be a long job. 313 00:30:15,673 --> 00:30:20,986 -I'm sorry for you, madonna ... -My wife is called lppolita. 314 00:30:22,273 --> 00:30:26,232 -Like the queen of the Amazons. -Yes. She fights against Hercules ... 315 00:30:26,433 --> 00:30:31,063 ..when I steal your belt. - Of chastity? 316 00:30:31,273 --> 00:30:36,552 - I do not believe. -Who won? - The queen of the Amazons. 317 00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:40,223 Yes, but Hercules held the belt. 318 00:30:40,633 --> 00:30:44,103 Maybe it's better to talk of our frescoes. 319 00:30:44,313 --> 00:30:48,272 -Messere, when do you want to start? -Also tomorrow. 320 00:30:48,473 --> 00:30:52,944 - From the armory? - The bedroom is more urgent. 321 00:30:53,153 --> 00:30:59,103 I hope you are not an early riser. You don't want to wake me up at dawn! 322 00:31:00,433 --> 00:31:05,109 Do not mention it ! I start work at noon. 323 00:31:09,273 --> 00:31:12,583 -Magnifications! -I am from a master from Verona. 324 00:31:12,793 --> 00:31:16,183 I paid her 40 florins of silver. 325 00:31:16,393 --> 00:31:20,750 If I miss them, I couldn't sleep in my bed. 326 00:31:20,953 --> 00:31:25,788 They are now part of our nights. Is it true, lppolita? 327 00:31:26,753 --> 00:31:29,142 You're welcome, sir. 328 00:31:34,233 --> 00:31:38,067 -Madonna. > Sir! 329 00:31:51,073 --> 00:31:55,066 -Let's drink ? - Who pays ? - it. -Let's go. 330 00:31:56,593 --> 00:31:58,584 Two. 331 00:32:09,193 --> 00:32:11,184 Health ! 332 00:32:16,793 --> 00:32:21,787 - No ! Enough for today. -What's up ? - It's my wife's area. 333 00:32:21,993 --> 00:32:25,986 I can't meet her twice in one day! 334 00:32:41,713 --> 00:32:43,863 Sir! 335 00:32:46,353 --> 00:32:49,345 -You forgot your hat in the arms room. - Yes. 336 00:32:49,553 --> 00:32:53,944 He fell on the battlefield. Thank you, beautiful girl. 337 00:32:54,153 --> 00:32:59,864 - I'm sorry I gave you this nuisance. - It was a pleasure. 338 00:33:00,073 --> 00:33:04,430 From tomorrow you will start working in the house of Messere Piccolomini ... 339 00:33:04,673 --> 00:33:09,463 ..to refresh the room of his wife? - Do you mind ? 340 00:33:14,273 --> 00:33:18,824 - You want me to fresco your room too? - Yes ! 341 00:33:19,033 --> 00:33:24,505 - I'm a handmaid, I can't ask you so much. - Who says that ? 342 00:33:25,953 --> 00:33:29,184 A true artist frescoes where he finds. 343 00:33:47,553 --> 00:33:49,544 Nice ! 344 00:34:05,513 --> 00:34:11,110 - No ! I'm a virgin. - I am Capricorn. We will be good together! 345 00:34:15,833 --> 00:34:17,824 I'm a virgin... 346 00:34:29,313 --> 00:34:31,304 I'm a virgin... 347 00:34:36,713 --> 00:34:38,704 > What a liar! 348 00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:25,508 My sweetness, hold me tighter! 349 00:36:26,673 --> 00:36:29,392 Kiss me all! 350 00:36:34,873 --> 00:36:37,910 What wonderful sensations you give me! 351 00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:43,233 I have to call you love, passion or delirium? 352 00:36:43,433 --> 00:36:47,631 - Call me Claudio. - You! How dare you? 353 00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:52,861 I obeyed your orders. '' Hold me tighter ''! 354 00:36:53,073 --> 00:36:57,703 I thought you were someone else. You have abused my good faith. 355 00:36:57,913 --> 00:37:01,986 - You don't want to make a scandal for so little ! - Little? 356 00:37:02,193 --> 00:37:07,028 - I can modestly do more. - You are an abominable man! 357 00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:12,022 - And you a wonderful woman! - You are a worm! 358 00:37:13,513 --> 00:37:19,270 - Stay with me. I do not want to be a lone worm. - Get out! 359 00:37:20,073 --> 00:37:22,462 As you wish. 360 00:37:22,793 --> 00:37:27,913 It's a shame. Could be an unforgettable night of love. 361 00:37:46,793 --> 00:37:49,830 - Thats enough ! -Antonia! What do you have ? 362 00:37:50,033 --> 00:37:52,422 It is you ! Sorry. 363 00:37:52,633 --> 00:37:57,184 - I should have known. The other kissed better. - The other ? 364 00:37:57,393 --> 00:38:03,025 - What have you got, love? - This situation makes me nervous. 365 00:38:03,873 --> 00:38:06,262 Excuse me. 366 00:38:07,553 --> 00:38:12,832 I love you, Antonia. When I see you, desire burns me. 367 00:38:13,033 --> 00:38:17,151 When you are in my arms, I feel a 'boom' in my brain. 368 00:38:17,353 --> 00:38:20,345 It is as if something hit my head. 369 00:38:22,793 --> 00:38:26,149 Folco! Treasure ! 370 00:38:26,353 --> 00:38:29,345 Folco! My soul ! 371 00:38:30,673 --> 00:38:35,906 I get it. Not even tonight make love ! 372 00:38:37,513 --> 00:38:41,506 I believe our union is opposed from above. 373 00:38:53,633 --> 00:39:00,391 Dear sisters, fleeing to the temptations of worldly life ... 374 00:39:01,153 --> 00:39:05,385 ... the noble daughter by Messere Domenico Mencaglia ... 375 00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:08,107 .. she asked to be accepted between us. 376 00:39:08,313 --> 00:39:12,670 Let's get ready to receive sister Antonia in our convent. 377 00:39:12,873 --> 00:39:18,027 Let's make tomorrow day party. Good night, sisters. 378 00:39:18,233 --> 00:39:22,226 - Peace be with you. (together) Peace be with us. 379 00:39:36,353 --> 00:39:40,266 - Brother Pomporio! - What's up ? 380 00:39:40,473 --> 00:39:44,705 - Is the meeting starting? - No, it's over. - Thank god ! 381 00:39:44,913 --> 00:39:50,670 - I'm going now. - Like ? Go away already! 382 00:39:50,873 --> 00:39:55,742 It was a tiring day. I am looking forward to going to bed. 383 00:39:55,953 --> 00:39:59,025 I was counting on your company this evening. 384 00:39:59,233 --> 00:40:04,626 -I wanted to pray with you. - I'm sorry, but I'm very tired. 385 00:40:05,073 --> 00:40:08,065 Brother Pomporio, one hour is enough! 386 00:40:08,713 --> 00:40:14,470 - One hour just to pray i poor dead. - I couldn't ... 387 00:40:14,673 --> 00:40:19,827 ..because I feel half dead. -Okay, as mentioned. 388 00:40:20,033 --> 00:40:24,948 - But at least you do me a courtesy? - Yes, if I can. 389 00:40:25,153 --> 00:40:29,032 The guardian friar, no. The bell friar, no. 390 00:40:29,233 --> 00:40:32,543 The cook friar, not even. There ! 391 00:40:32,753 --> 00:40:37,190 -You know Filippuccio, The gardener ? - Yes. 392 00:40:37,553 --> 00:40:42,183 Please come to me, in my cell. 393 00:40:42,393 --> 00:40:46,750 - I will say prayers with him for the dead. -Good idea. 394 00:40:46,873 --> 00:40:49,262 I'll send it to you right away. 395 00:41:27,673 --> 00:41:30,665 SL CHlUDE HOLDER 396 00:42:05,073 --> 00:42:08,065 SL CHlUDE HOLDER 397 00:42:53,033 --> 00:42:55,149 Brother Filippuccio! 398 00:42:55,633 --> 00:42:58,227 Hey, Brother Filippuccio! 399 00:42:59,353 --> 00:43:02,709 -Listen. - Is it you, Brother Pomporio? 400 00:43:03,353 --> 00:43:08,632 - Do you suffer from insomnia? - Do it too of the spirit now? - No. 401 00:43:08,833 --> 00:43:14,749 - It amazes me to see you at this hour here. - Amaze yourself even more ... 402 00:43:14,953 --> 00:43:18,468 ..because I was looking for you. - Myself ? 403 00:43:18,673 --> 00:43:23,224 - Brother Pomporio, stay still With the hands. - What did you understand ? 404 00:43:23,433 --> 00:43:28,029 - I must tell you that the abbess wants you in her cell. - The abbess? No ! 405 00:43:28,233 --> 00:43:34,024 How can I do ? I have a novena tonight with sister Malforia. 406 00:43:34,233 --> 00:43:38,146 Then I have two ejaculations with sister Carlotta. 407 00:43:38,353 --> 00:43:44,110 So tell the abbess which will be for another time. 408 00:43:44,313 --> 00:43:48,226 Good night and good luck. 409 00:43:49,193 --> 00:43:50,592 But it goes ... 410 00:43:56,793 --> 00:43:57,862 Ouch! 411 00:43:58,073 --> 00:44:01,668 PRAY WITH A SUBMITTED VOICE 412 00:44:09,153 --> 00:44:14,147 - Welcome, Brother Filippuccio. - I'm sorry, but it's still me. 413 00:44:14,353 --> 00:44:17,504 - The first. - Have you thought about it? 414 00:44:19,033 --> 00:44:22,025 The cuckolds think about it. I have no wife. 415 00:44:22,233 --> 00:44:27,182 - Brother Filippuccio is busy with a mass. - I get it. 416 00:44:27,393 --> 00:44:32,786 Since I don't want to pray alone, when you leave your brother ... 417 00:44:32,913 --> 00:44:35,507 Forget it ! 418 00:44:35,713 --> 00:44:39,865 ln this convent I'm the only one left ... 419 00:44:40,073 --> 00:44:45,193 .. to pray for the souls of your parents dead. - And your grandfather's. -Already. 420 00:45:46,033 --> 00:45:50,026 Listen to me, treats the master well. 421 00:45:50,233 --> 00:45:55,261 - You have to be quiet and make him do it what he wants. - You already said that 422 00:45:55,473 --> 00:46:00,672 -But when do you give me the money? - Immediately What are you afraid of ? - Not at all. 423 00:46:00,873 --> 00:46:05,105 - Just pay before '' put ''! - Now get ready. 424 00:46:05,313 --> 00:46:10,068 - I do not understand. Why do I have to put the crown ? - I do not know. 425 00:46:10,273 --> 00:46:15,142 He calls it 'extravagance', to me it's bullshit. Get down 426 00:46:24,833 --> 00:46:29,429 -Are you enchanted? - I'd do a dress rehearsal! 427 00:46:38,753 --> 00:46:43,952 - Too bad you can't see it! > Nice! 428 00:46:44,553 --> 00:46:47,545 It is a true masterpiece. 429 00:46:49,393 --> 00:46:52,590 Your ass is mine and compliment him! 430 00:46:52,753 --> 00:46:56,746 - It's awesome! You deserve a higher reward. -Thanks. 431 00:46:56,953 --> 00:47:00,150 - Here. -Thank you, Messer Domenico. Francesca, thanks. 432 00:47:00,273 --> 00:47:02,662 No, don't make it move! 433 00:47:02,873 --> 00:47:07,742 I've seen hundreds, but one so beautiful ever. It looks fake! Go. 434 00:47:07,953 --> 00:47:13,152 Leave me alone and be on your guard. Beautiful, Francesca! 435 00:47:13,353 --> 00:47:15,708 I arrive ! 436 00:47:16,233 --> 00:47:18,793 Sir, don't take a run! 437 00:47:31,153 --> 00:47:33,189 > Muuu! 438 00:47:56,713 --> 00:47:58,749 Sir. 439 00:48:00,913 --> 00:48:04,189 Stupendous ! Well done ! 440 00:48:04,393 --> 00:48:09,069 You have a sure hand. He is a true artist and knows what he wants. 441 00:48:09,273 --> 00:48:13,312 -Yes, but the thing that pleases me and his quickness. - It is true. 442 00:48:13,513 --> 00:48:18,064 -If this continues, in two days he lets me free the room. - Before ! 443 00:48:18,273 --> 00:48:23,142 - I want to finish by tonight. - You are presumptuous. 444 00:48:23,353 --> 00:48:28,108 - Your husband said so. I know what i want. - Wanting is not enough. 445 00:48:28,313 --> 00:48:32,465 - Circumstances are needed favorable. - Those are created. 446 00:48:32,833 --> 00:48:34,630 Good boy ! 447 00:48:34,833 --> 00:48:39,304 A man who talks like you always arrives at the finish line. 448 00:48:39,913 --> 00:48:42,302 Thanks, I hope not to disappoint you. 449 00:48:43,873 --> 00:48:46,990 You are here ! I was looking for you. 450 00:48:47,193 --> 00:48:52,790 - Are you starting, son? - Yes, I decided to get away for a while. 451 00:48:53,473 --> 00:48:58,831 - I think I know why. -Please don't hinder me. 452 00:48:59,033 --> 00:49:01,547 I bet it's Antonia. 453 00:49:01,753 --> 00:49:06,907 -It's all her father's fault! -Any recrimination is useless. 454 00:49:07,113 --> 00:49:12,062 -Antonia has chosen the cloister and she enters the convent. -When ? - Today. 455 00:49:12,273 --> 00:49:17,666 - Your decision is irrevocable. So I want to leave. - What a drama 456 00:49:17,873 --> 00:49:21,024 Mother, I want your blessing. 457 00:49:22,553 --> 00:49:26,432 - Let's think! -You come in my studies. - Let me go! 458 00:49:26,633 --> 00:49:31,070 Yes, nobody stops you. I just want to know where you are going! 459 00:49:34,993 --> 00:49:37,029 Come, Folco. 460 00:49:39,673 --> 00:49:44,189 Poor young man! Who knows where it goes to `` break the horns ''! 461 00:49:44,393 --> 00:49:48,750 Who knew the beautiful Antonia can't blame him. He's in love. 462 00:49:48,953 --> 00:49:51,945 I go away for a couple of hours. 463 00:49:52,153 --> 00:49:55,463 -He mixes the dyes, then you are free too. - Perhaps ! 464 00:49:55,673 --> 00:49:57,982 Today I have to go to Messer Mencaglia. 465 00:49:58,193 --> 00:50:02,391 -There is a toast in honor of the daughter who became a nun. -Already 466 00:50:02,593 --> 00:50:07,462 - Did they invite you? - Yes. I am first among the added servants! 467 00:50:32,473 --> 00:50:37,263 - Sir, you have really decided to depart ? - It doesn't concern you. 468 00:50:37,473 --> 00:50:42,263 - I want to help you. - I do not need Help. -You are a romantic. 469 00:50:42,473 --> 00:50:46,261 Yours and the latest love story and I would like to save her. 470 00:50:46,473 --> 00:50:50,546 - I want to suggest a plan. -To me ? - Yes. 471 00:50:50,753 --> 00:50:53,790 VOCl NOT UDlBlLl 472 00:51:19,473 --> 00:51:22,465 This is your first interview with religion. 473 00:51:22,673 --> 00:51:28,270 Meditate on the new life you have wait and free yourself from temptation. 474 00:51:28,753 --> 00:51:31,745 I'll come and pick you up in five hours. 475 00:51:49,233 --> 00:51:54,227 - Did Folco Piccolomini really love her? -Yes, everything was ready for the wedding. 476 00:51:54,433 --> 00:51:58,426 - Then Antonia ... - What happened ? - We don't know. 477 00:52:00,033 --> 00:52:04,629 -She said she wanted to become a nun. - Have a drink and get up. 478 00:52:04,833 --> 00:52:08,428 - Madonna Lisa is coming, Madonna Beatrice. -Already ! 479 00:52:08,633 --> 00:52:12,831 -You always make me come to the madonnas. -Today is a great party! 480 00:52:13,033 --> 00:52:17,231 -Today and the death sentence of my daughter. - I beg you ! 481 00:52:46,753 --> 00:52:50,826 Ariosto, come a moment over there. 482 00:52:56,433 --> 00:52:58,424 Excuse me. 483 00:53:04,353 --> 00:53:07,470 You see her ? She is that young maid. 484 00:53:17,473 --> 00:53:20,545 Everything she wants her! Go. 485 00:53:26,833 --> 00:53:30,269 I will not disturb you anymore. Do as you like. 486 00:53:30,713 --> 00:53:35,070 Even if you won't get off among the guests, I will not get angry. 487 00:53:46,673 --> 00:53:49,665 VOCl NOT UDlBlLl 488 00:53:59,993 --> 00:54:04,066 Do not defend him, lppolita! You have transgressed my orders. 489 00:54:04,273 --> 00:54:08,710 - He will have to pay ! - I wasn't defending him. 490 00:54:11,473 --> 00:54:16,228 I said your son must be really in love with that girl. 491 00:54:16,433 --> 00:54:20,551 Not a good reason for leave the house and go away! 492 00:54:20,753 --> 00:54:26,385 She acted like a sissy He had to go to the convent! 493 00:54:26,873 --> 00:54:30,912 RlNTOCCHl Dl BELLS 494 00:55:52,633 --> 00:55:55,431 DOOR THAT SL OPENS 495 00:56:00,633 --> 00:56:03,909 Who are you ? What are you doing in my cell? 496 00:56:12,113 --> 00:56:14,707 -Antonia! - Folco! 497 00:56:15,673 --> 00:56:17,709 Antonia! 498 00:56:21,193 --> 00:56:25,266 -Now or never ! -Now ! 499 00:57:17,993 --> 00:57:21,827 KNOCKING AT THE DOOR -Who is ? > It's dinner time. 500 00:57:22,033 --> 00:57:25,070 > You have to go down to the refectory. -Thanks... 501 00:57:25,273 --> 00:57:29,471 ..but I'd like to celebrate my first one convent day with abstinence. 502 00:57:35,393 --> 00:57:41,104 - Agree ? - I do that that you command. -Now you go ! 503 00:57:44,153 --> 00:57:49,386 Giuseppa, quickly! Now Messer arrives Domenico and you are not ready yet. 504 00:57:53,553 --> 00:57:55,942 I am not a ghost! 505 00:57:58,393 --> 00:58:02,864 I swear I take out your eyes if you say one word! 506 00:58:11,393 --> 00:58:13,429 What squalor! 507 00:58:14,553 --> 00:58:16,669 What a smell ! 508 00:58:16,873 --> 00:58:20,866 -What do I have to do ? Where should I put myself? - There. 509 00:58:22,633 --> 00:58:27,787 - On the straw? - Yes, with a thin belly and with the flower crown. 510 00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:32,745 It is too large to put it on your head. 511 00:58:32,953 --> 00:58:36,946 - You don't have to put it on your head. - No ? - No. -So where? 512 00:58:37,153 --> 00:58:40,225 Messer Domenico will tell you. 513 00:58:41,353 --> 00:58:45,983 -Are you sure? How do you have it known? - He confided in me ... 514 00:58:46,193 --> 00:58:50,505 ..before leaving. Your son Folco and the. 515 00:58:50,713 --> 00:58:55,264 What a scandal! Not to mention the sacrilege! 516 00:58:55,473 --> 00:58:59,546 Those two wretches will have even profaned that sacred place. 517 00:58:59,753 --> 00:59:04,543 -I wouldn't lose anything else in your place weather. - It is true. Will you accompany me? 518 00:59:04,753 --> 00:59:09,144 I beg you ! I am a foreigner, not I belong to your parish. 519 00:59:09,713 --> 00:59:11,749 It is true. 520 00:59:24,593 --> 00:59:29,667 KNOCKING AT THE DOOR - Who is ? > It is time for prayer 521 00:59:29,793 --> 00:59:32,785 > You have to go down to the chapel. 522 00:59:34,833 --> 00:59:39,224 > Sister Antonia, we are waiting for you in chapel. - Don't worry about me. 523 00:59:39,433 --> 00:59:42,789 I got high a private chapel here. 524 00:59:43,673 --> 00:59:47,666 > Don't lose your cool. This is our son. 525 00:59:47,873 --> 00:59:51,991 > He Will have a lesson. > Please, Giovanni! 526 00:59:52,193 --> 00:59:56,186 > Go to bed, lppolita. This is men's business. 527 01:00:01,793 --> 01:00:03,829 Hurray! 528 01:00:06,953 --> 01:00:09,342 But look a bit! 529 01:00:12,273 --> 01:00:15,071 What had to happen to me! 530 01:00:30,993 --> 01:00:35,032 - It's all OK ? - I ... - Bravo! I don't know what I would do without you. 531 01:00:35,233 --> 01:00:38,464 - Yeah, but ... - I found it the most '' bona ''. - For real ? 532 01:00:38,673 --> 01:00:43,189 I have the eye up. Now don't waste me any more time. 533 01:00:58,913 --> 01:01:01,711 > Ouch! No ! COLPl 534 01:01:01,913 --> 01:01:06,907 - No ! - Traitor ! - Stop ! - Pig! Pig ! - No ! 535 01:01:08,393 --> 01:01:13,990 > I'll make you pass the habit! > The pitchfork no! > You will see! 536 01:01:14,193 --> 01:01:18,186 -You hurt me ! -Mascalzone! - I'll be chaste! 537 01:01:18,393 --> 01:01:20,623 I will be chaste! 538 01:01:20,833 --> 01:01:23,745 I will be faithful! No ! 539 01:04:16,193 --> 01:04:18,388 Come on. 540 01:04:26,313 --> 01:04:30,511 You are beautiful, haughty, aristocratic. 541 01:04:31,073 --> 01:04:35,225 Only one thing amazes me about you. Don't wear your underwear. 542 01:04:52,953 --> 01:04:57,788 - Mother abbess, wake up! - What happens ? Who is ? 543 01:04:57,993 --> 01:05:03,192 - Messer Piccolomini asks to talk to you. > At this time? 544 01:05:03,393 --> 01:05:07,386 It is a matter of the utmost urgency. He looks like a devil. 545 01:05:07,953 --> 01:05:13,107 I must go. For every eventuality hide under the bed. 546 01:05:13,673 --> 01:05:18,064 It's not better if I run away from the window? 547 01:05:18,273 --> 01:05:21,709 Don't be a fool, I'll be right back. 548 01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:24,825 I don't understand what this wants! 549 01:05:25,033 --> 01:05:29,629 -What happened? -Most holy mother, help me! 550 01:05:30,753 --> 01:05:34,746 SL CHlUDE HOLDER It doesn't look like a quiet convent. 551 01:05:34,953 --> 01:05:40,710 - Will it be a fire? - Seems more an earthquake. - Let's get dressed. 552 01:05:40,913 --> 01:05:44,223 - Do I have to wear the cassock? -Of course. 553 01:05:44,433 --> 01:05:48,551 We can't screw it up since the first day. 554 01:05:49,153 --> 01:05:51,189 Treasure ! 555 01:06:02,473 --> 01:06:05,385 The abbess takes a long time to get off. 556 01:06:05,593 --> 01:06:10,587 She had fallen asleep. Time to wear the cassock and veil. 557 01:06:19,793 --> 01:06:22,865 Did you ask to see me? 558 01:06:23,073 --> 01:06:26,861 Yes, even if the show It is not pleasant. 559 01:06:27,073 --> 01:06:32,784 - I have heard that Folco and hidden here. - It's impossible. 560 01:06:32,993 --> 01:06:38,306 The door is always closed and after vespers who is inside and inside ... 561 01:06:38,513 --> 01:06:43,587 ..and who is out and out. - I'd just like to do an inspection. 562 01:06:43,793 --> 01:06:47,786 - It's against the regulation. - Forgive, Mother Abbess. 563 01:06:47,993 --> 01:06:52,032 - What a veil have you put in your head? - The veil? 564 01:06:52,153 --> 01:06:54,542 What are you saying ? 565 01:06:57,793 --> 01:07:02,423 - Filippuccio's underpants! - Whose ? - Of the friar gardener. 566 01:07:04,393 --> 01:07:06,782 I've always suspected it! 567 01:07:06,993 --> 01:07:10,463 This is not a convent, and a mess! 568 01:07:22,473 --> 01:07:24,111 I suspected it. 569 01:07:27,873 --> 01:07:29,909 Oh mama ! 570 01:07:30,513 --> 01:07:32,231 I suspected it. 571 01:07:36,953 --> 01:07:38,272 I suspected it. 572 01:07:43,993 --> 01:07:46,382 This I did not suspect. 573 01:07:46,513 --> 01:07:50,301 Two nuns in the same cell. There must be some mistake. 574 01:07:51,673 --> 01:07:54,551 Antonia! Where is my son? 575 01:07:54,753 --> 01:07:58,302 Please don't be upset my recollection. 576 01:08:01,033 --> 01:08:05,231 Nice meditation! Keep your partner in the cell. 577 01:08:05,433 --> 01:08:09,426 -If Folco knew! - Stop it, father. Folco knows this. 578 01:08:12,633 --> 01:08:14,908 Fo ... Fo ... 579 01:08:26,113 --> 01:08:29,105 CONFUSED VOICES 580 01:08:32,673 --> 01:08:38,509 (in a drunken voice) Eat, courage ! After April comes May. 581 01:08:39,793 --> 01:08:42,261 Quite right ? Drink! 582 01:08:46,193 --> 01:08:49,185 - Do you want some' ? - Long live the newlyweds! 583 01:09:04,513 --> 01:09:07,823 CONFUSED VOICES 584 01:09:12,393 --> 01:09:15,191 The thigh is always the thigh. 585 01:09:23,233 --> 01:09:26,031 Good boy ! Continues ! 586 01:09:26,673 --> 01:09:29,506 CONFUSED VOICES 587 01:09:29,713 --> 01:09:32,864 You are gorgeous! 588 01:09:41,113 --> 01:09:43,502 - Long live the newlyweds! - Hurray! 589 01:09:45,033 --> 01:09:47,706 Long live the newlyweds! 590 01:09:50,233 --> 01:09:54,863 -Viva Mencaglia and her beautiful daughter of her! 01:10:03,061 - Donna Domicilla, aren't you going to sit down? - I will not be able to... 592 01:10:03,273 --> 01:10:07,903 ..before five or six days. - How come ? - Nothing. 593 01:10:08,113 --> 01:10:12,311 A little discussion with my husband. 594 01:10:12,513 --> 01:10:17,587 He realized he had it right here what he was looking for outside the home. 595 01:10:18,393 --> 01:10:20,509 I see ! 596 01:10:22,353 --> 01:10:25,345 - Long live the witnesses! - Long live! 597 01:10:29,873 --> 01:10:33,070 CONFUSED VOICES 598 01:10:47,473 --> 01:10:51,261 - Enough ! - No, just a little longer. 599 01:10:53,913 --> 01:10:55,949 Treasure ! 600 01:11:13,233 --> 01:11:17,351 - You won't cause a scandal for that long little! - Do you call it 'little'? 601 01:11:17,473 --> 01:11:19,862 I can modestly do more. 602 01:11:22,153 --> 01:11:24,189 Ariosto! 603 01:11:25,393 --> 01:11:27,987 Shall we have another toast? 604 01:11:28,113 --> 01:11:30,502 ITEM NOT AUDIBLE 605 01:11:30,633 --> 01:11:33,227 - it? -Yes, don't waste time. 606 01:11:34,233 --> 01:11:40,342 -Mare, I'm ready. -To do what ? - My portrait. 607 01:11:40,513 --> 01:11:45,507 - You have commissioned Messer Fornari to withdraw today. -But... 608 01:11:49,233 --> 01:11:53,624 Just during the banquet bridal? 609 01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:58,384 I have to take advantage of the last favorable light. 610 01:11:58,953 --> 01:12:02,229 Of course ! You'll see me from the window. 611 01:12:02,433 --> 01:12:07,871 - We'll do something standing up, la fast. It is true ? - As you wish. 612 01:12:10,153 --> 01:12:15,307 -All right my dear. But I want to see you from the window. - Be calm. 613 01:12:17,353 --> 01:12:20,743 I do the jealous because I know I please her. 614 01:12:20,953 --> 01:12:24,946 But I could send her to the mercenaries and she would never do me any wrong! 615 01:12:25,153 --> 01:12:27,906 You are a lucky husband. 616 01:12:28,113 --> 01:12:31,105 CONFUSED VOICES 617 01:12:33,953 --> 01:12:36,183 > Let's drink, father. 618 01:12:43,353 --> 01:12:46,072 Very quietly. 619 01:12:55,713 --> 01:12:59,262 Hurry up ! Darnit ! 620 01:12:59,473 --> 01:13:02,510 We are at the first stroke of the brush. 621 01:13:07,793 --> 01:13:09,784 > So? 622 01:13:09,993 --> 01:13:12,029 You're good. 623 01:13:20,273 --> 01:13:23,868 (in a drunken voice) She was there too! 624 01:13:27,193 --> 01:13:31,232 How long does this portrait last? Poor Antonia! 625 01:13:31,433 --> 01:13:34,664 She's been with them for over an hour and a half. 626 01:13:34,873 --> 01:13:37,865 Art has its needs. 627 01:13:39,233 --> 01:13:40,552 Health ! 628 01:13:50,233 --> 01:13:53,464 Enough ! I can't resist it anymore! 629 01:13:53,873 --> 01:13:58,151 I don't feel my feet anymore the legs, the arms! 630 01:14:06,673 --> 01:14:12,031 A normal painter would have painted frescoes the Sistine Chapel at this time. 631 01:14:12,233 --> 01:14:16,226 -Maybe he had to do the final touch. -Now... 632 01:14:18,873 --> 01:14:22,866 - I'm going to get my bride back. -That is fine. - There ! 633 01:14:23,873 --> 01:14:27,070 Antonia! Antonia! 634 01:14:34,593 --> 01:14:38,984 > Antonia! Where are you, my vaccarella? Here comes your bull. 635 01:14:39,193 --> 01:14:42,185 Here comes the cuckold. KNOCKING AT THE DOOR 636 01:14:42,393 --> 01:14:48,309 -Wait up. I have not finished yet ! - No ! I can not wait. 637 01:14:49,593 --> 01:14:52,266 I want you right away! 638 01:14:57,993 --> 01:15:01,349 - Nice ! - No, you hurt me! 639 01:15:02,713 --> 01:15:07,423 Yes ! I want to make you mine here on the floor. 640 01:15:08,553 --> 01:15:10,748 Yes love ! 641 01:15:10,953 --> 01:15:12,989 Yes ! 642 01:15:14,513 --> 01:15:17,027 Yes, my ... 643 01:15:32,273 --> 01:15:37,711 - You had a bad time. - If he had noticed the deception! 644 01:15:37,913 --> 01:15:42,907 - What could he do to you? He was not armed. - Instead yes. Luckily he was drunk 645 01:15:48,233 --> 01:15:52,784 Come back soon. You have left us a good memory. 646 01:15:53,713 --> 01:15:58,343 - See you. I go to Milan and I come back. - Do you really have to go there? 647 01:15:58,553 --> 01:16:03,547 -In Milan there is a lot of money. I want to get rich. -That is fine. 648 01:16:03,753 --> 01:16:07,109 - But come back soon. - Yes, don't worry. 649 01:16:07,313 --> 01:16:11,750 In Milan there is money, but here are the beautiful females. 650 01:16:11,953 --> 01:16:16,185 - Excluding my wife. - Do not get angry. 651 01:16:16,393 --> 01:16:19,112 For every bird, her nest is beautiful 652 01:16:19,313 --> 01:16:22,430 For real ? Then I'll cut it off. 653 01:16:26,673 --> 01:16:30,302 (song) 'Under the sea you find fish, splash under the snow. '' 654 01:16:30,513 --> 01:16:34,188 '' Under the guise of the girl you find a strange thing ... '' 655 01:16:34,393 --> 01:16:36,987 '' ..red, yellow, green, pink. '' 656 01:16:37,193 --> 01:16:40,503 ''What ? What ?'' 657 01:16:41,513 --> 01:16:45,631 '' The pant-nda! '' 658 01:16:45,833 --> 01:16:51,066 '' The pant, the pant, the pant! '' 659 01:16:51,473 --> 01:16:54,943 ''I'm confused...'' 660 01:16:55,153 --> 01:16:57,826 '' ..what is this news. '' 661 01:17:00,153 --> 01:17:03,668 '' To hear the father cured, and the lining of sin. '' 662 01:17:03,873 --> 01:17:09,231 '' Some others swear which is a kind of belt ... '' 663 01:17:09,513 --> 01:17:11,902 '' ... of chastity. '' 664 01:17:12,113 --> 01:17:15,344 '' The pant-nda! '' 665 01:17:15,833 --> 01:17:19,269 '' The pant, the pant, the pant! '' 666 01:17:19,473 --> 01:17:22,988 ''I'm confused...'' 667 01:17:23,193 --> 01:17:26,151 '' ..what is this news. '' 668 01:17:28,233 --> 01:17:31,862 '' In the heart of the fourteenth century when a Madonna passes by ... '' 669 01:17:32,073 --> 01:17:36,430 '' ..if there is a whirlwind that makes her skirt go up ... '' 670 01:17:36,633 --> 01:17:40,228 '' ... the man looks and wonders ... '' 671 01:17:40,993 --> 01:17:47,228 '' The pant-nda! '' 672 01:17:47,433 --> 01:17:51,062 '' The pant, the pant, the pant. '' 673 01:17:51,273 --> 01:17:54,788 ''I'm confused...'' 674 01:17:54,993 --> 01:17:57,985 '' ..what is this news? '' 675 01:18:00,073 --> 01:18:03,622 '' Who says a fig leaf of a less ancient model. '' 676 01:18:03,833 --> 01:18:08,987 '' If love is a bit of a war, the pant and a flag ... '' 677 01:18:09,513 --> 01:18:11,902 '' ... to conquer. '' 678 01:18:12,113 --> 01:18:15,549 '' The pant-nda! '' 679 01:18:15,753 --> 01:18:19,428 '' The pant, the pant, the pant! '' 680 01:18:19,633 --> 01:18:23,069 ''I'm confused...'' 681 01:18:23,273 --> 01:18:26,709 '' ..what is this news. '' 682 01:18:26,913 --> 01:18:32,545 '' What is this news? '' The pant! 683 01:18:33,545 --> 01:18:43,545 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 57696

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