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- Thank you.
- Cappuccino.
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And a nice hot cider for Monica.
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Aw, thank you.
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- Rach?
- Yeah?
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Why does my cinnamon stick
have an eraser?
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Oh, heh.
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That's why.
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Sorry.
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Tedlock: Chandler?
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Miss tedlock,
you're looking lovely today.
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May I say that is a very
flattering sleeve length on you?
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Well, Mr. Costilick would like you to stop
by his office at the end of the day.
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Oh, listen, if this is about those prank
memos, I had nothing to do with them.
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Really, nothing at all. Really.
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Nothing.
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Hey, you guys. You guys.
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Chandler's coming, and he says
he has this incredible news.
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So when he gets here,
let's all act like, you know...
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Hey. Group: Hey.
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Never mind.
But it was gonna be really good.
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Ross: What's going on?
Rachel: What's up?
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It's a typical day at work.
I'm inputting my numbers...
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And big al calls me into his office...
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And tells me he wants to make me
processing supervisor.
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- That is great!
- Congratulations.
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So I quit.
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Both: Why?
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Why?
This was supposed to be a temp job.
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Yeah, Chandler,
you've been there for five years.
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I know, but if I took it this...
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It'd be like admitting
that this is what I actually do.
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So was it a lot more money?
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Doesn't matter. I just don't want
to be one of those guys...
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That's in his office until 12:00 at
night worrying about the wenus.
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"The wen us"?
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Weekly estimated net usage system.
It's a processing term.
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Oh, that wenus.
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So, what are you gonna do?
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I don't know. That's the thing.
I don't know.
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I'm not gonna figure it out
working there.
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Oh! I have something you can do.
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I have this new massage client.
Steve.
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Anyway, um, he's opening up
a restaurant...
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And he's looking for a head chef.
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Um, hi there.
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Oh, yeah, I know. You're a chef, I know,
and I thought of you first.
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But, um, Chandler's the one
who needs a job right now, so...
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Yeah, I just don't have a lot
of chefing experience.
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Unless it's an all-toast restaurant.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Well, what kind of food is he looking for?
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He wants to do something eclectic,
so he's looking for someone...
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Who can, you know,
create the entire menu.
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- Oh, my god.
- Yeah, I know.
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So, what do you think?
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Thanks, pheeb. I just don't really
see myself in a big white hat.
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Okay.
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Oh, Monica. Guess what?
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Can you see my nipples
through this shirt?
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No, but don't worry.
I'm sure they're still there.
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Where you going, Mr. Suit-ey man?
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Well, I have an appointment
to see Dr. Robert pilman...
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Career counselor-a-go-go.
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I added the "a-go-go."
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Career counselor?
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Hey, you guys all know
what you want to do.
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Hey, you guys in the living room
all know what you want to do.
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You know, you have goals.
You have dreams.
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I don't have a dream.
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Ah, the lesser known
"I don't have a dream" speech.
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Oh, I love my life. I love my life.
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Brian's song.
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The meeting with that guy went great?
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80 great. He showed me
where the restaurant's gonna be.
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It's this cute little place on 10th street.
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It's not too big, not too small.
It's just right.
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Was it formerly owned
by a blond woman and some bears?
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So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him
Monday night. Kind of like an audition.
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And Phoebe, he really wants you
to be here, which will be great for me.
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Because you can make yummy noises.
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- What are you gonna make?
- Yummy noises.
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And, Monica, what are you gonna make?
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I don't know. I don't know.
It's just gotta be so great.
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Oh! I know what you can make. I know.
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Oh, you should make that thing,
you know, with the stuff.
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You know that thing with the stuff?
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Okay, I don't know.
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Hey, guys, anyone know a good date place
in the neighborhood?
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Uh, how about Tony's? If you can finish
a 32-ounce steak, it's free.
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Okay. Ahem.
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Hey, does anyone know a good place
if you're not dating a puma?
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- Who are you going out with?
- Oh, is this the bug lady?
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I love you, Ross.
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Her name is Celia. She's not a bug lady.
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She's curator of insects at the museum.
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So, what are you guys gonna do?
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Well, I just thought we'd go to dinner,
then bring her back to my place...
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And I'd introduce her to my monkey.
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And he's not speaking metaphorically.
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-So back to your place? —uh—huh.
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You thinking maybe, heh-heh?
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Ahem, well, I don't know, heh-heh.
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I'm hoping heh-heh.
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I'm telling you,
that monkey's a chick magnet.
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She's gonna one look at his furry, cute
little face and it'll seal the deal.
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Aah! Ross: Celia, don't worry.
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Celia, he's not gonna hurt you.
Soothing tones, Celia, soothing tones.
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- Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Aah!
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- Here, here. Marcel? Marcel?
- I can't stand this.
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-He's got his claws on my"
-yeah, all right.
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Okay, try this salmon mousse.
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Mm. Good. Monica: Yeah?
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Is it better than
the other salmon mousse?
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It's creamier.
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Yeah? Well, is that better?
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I don't know.
We're talking about whipped fish, Monica.
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I'm just happy I'm keeping it down,
you know?
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God, what happened to you?
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Eight and a half hours
of aptitude tests...
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Intelligence tests, personality tests,
and what do I learn?
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"You're ideally suited for a career
in data processing...
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For a large multi-national corporation."
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That's so great, because you
already know how to do that.
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Can you believe it?
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Don't I seem like somebody who should
be doing something really cool?
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You know, I just always
pictured myself doing something...
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Something.
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Oh, Chandler, I know, I know.
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Oh, hey, you can see your nipples
through this shirt.
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Here you go.
Maybe this will cheer you up.
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Ooh, you know, um,
I had a grape about five hours ago...
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So I better split this with you.
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It's supposed to be that small.
It's a pre-appetizer.
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The French call it an amuse-bouche.
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Well, it is amusing.
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Hello? Oh, hi, Wendy.
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Yeah, 8:00.
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What did we say? Ten dollars an hour?
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Okay, great.
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All right, I'll see you then. Bye.
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Ten dollars an hour for what?
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I asked a waitress at work
to help me out.
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Waitressing?
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Ha, ha. Of course I thought of you.
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But... —but, but?
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But, you see, it's just this night
has to go just perfect, you know...
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And, well, Wendy's more
of a professional waitress.
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I see. Yes. And I've sort of been
maintaining my amateur status...
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So that I can waitress in the Olympics.
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You know, I don't mean to brag,
but I waited tables at innsbruck in '76.
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Amuse-bouche?
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Talk to me.
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Okay, uh, ahem, a weird thing happened
to me on the train this morning...
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No, no, no. Talk dirty.
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- Wow. Here?
- Come on.
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Come on.
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Say something...
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Hot.
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- What?
- Uh...
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- What?
- Ooh.
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-What?
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What?
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- What?
- Vulva.
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"Vulva"?
164
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All right, I panicked, all right?
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She took me by surprise.
166
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You know, but it wasn't a total loss.
I mean, uh, we ended up cuddling.
167
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Whoa, you cuddled? How many times?
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Shut up. It was nice. I just...
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I just don't think I'm the dirty-talking
kind of guy, you know?
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What's the big deal?
Just say what you want to do to her.
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Or what you want her to do to you.
172
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Or what you think other people
might be doing to each other.
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Look, I tell you what.
Try something on me.
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Please be kidding.
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Why not? Come on.
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Just close your eyes and tell me
what you'd like to be doing right now.
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Okay, I'm, uh...
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I'm in my apartment...
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Yeah, what else?
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That's it. You're not there.
We're not having this conversation.
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- All right. Look, I'll start, okay?
- Joey, please.
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Come on, come on.
All right, ready? Look.
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Oh, Ross.
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You get me so hot,
I want your lips on me now.
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- All right, now you say something.
- I, uh... I really don't think so.
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Come on.
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- You like this woman, right?
- Yeah.
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- You wanna see her again, right?
- Sure.
189
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Well, if you can't talk dirty to me,
how are you gonna talk dirty to her?
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Now tell me you want to caress my butt.
191
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Okay, turn around.
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I just don't want you staring at me
when I'm doing this.
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All right, all right.
I'm not looking. Go ahead.
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Okay.
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Ahem, I want, um...
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Okay, I want...
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To feel...
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Your hot, soft skin with my lips.
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There you go.
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Keep going, keep going.
201
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I, uh—...
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I want to take my tongue and...
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And...
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Say it.
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Say it!
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Run it all over your body...
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Until you're trembling with...
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With?
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- Funny story.
- You're not gonna believe this.
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It's okay. It's okay.
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I was always rooting for you
two kids to get together.
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Hey, while you were sleeping,
that guy from your old job called again.
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Oh. Again?
214
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- And again and again and again.
- And again.
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Hello? Heh. And again.
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Hey, Mr. Costilick.
How's life on the 15th floor?
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Yeah, I miss you too.
218
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Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal
pens from your own home, you know?
219
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Well, that's very generous.
220
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Uh, but look, this isn't about the money.
221
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You know? I need something
that's more than a job.
222
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I need something I really care about...
223
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And that's on top of the year-end
bonus structure you mentioned earlier?
224
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Both: Your dream.
225
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Look, ai.
Ai, I'm not playing hardball here, okay?
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This is not a negotiation.
This is a rejection.
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No... no, no. No, no.
228
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No, stop saying numbers!
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I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy!
You got the wrong guy!
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I'll see you Monday!
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Huh?
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Wow. It's huge.
233
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It's so much bigger than the cubicle.
234
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Oh, this is a cube.
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You have a window!
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Yes, indeedy.
237
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- With a beautiful view of...
- Oh, look. That guy's peeing.
238
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Okay. That's enough of the view.
All right, check this out.
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- Ahem. Okay, sit down here. Sit down.
- Okay.
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Okay, this is great. This is great.
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- Ahem. You ready?
- Yeah.
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Helen, could you come in here
for a moment?
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Thank you, Helen, that'll be all.
244
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Last time I do that. I promise.
245
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,203
Wendy, we had a deal.
246
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,497
Yeah, you promised.
247
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,292
Wendy. Wendy. Wendy!
248
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,214
Hmm, who was that?
249
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:10,219
Wendy bailed. I have no waitress.
250
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,639
That's too bad.
251
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,975
Bye-bye.
252
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,561
- Ten dollars an hour.
- Nope.
253
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,062
Twelve dollars an hour.
254
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,858
Mon, I wish I could,
but I've made plans to walk around.
255
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:28,321
You know, Rachel, when you ran out
on your wedding, I was there for you.
256
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:32,408
I put a roof over your head,
and if that means nothing to you...
257
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,036
Twenty dollars an hour.
258
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,663
Done.
259
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,172
- Well, hello. Welcome to Monica's.
- Hello.
260
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,965
May I take your coat?
261
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,471
- Hi, Steve.
- Hello, Monica.
262
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:56,015
Hello, greeter girl.
263
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,101
- This is Rachel.
- Yeah, okay.
264
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:03,272
Mm, everything smells so delicious.
265
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:07,777
You know, I can't remember a time I
smelled such a delicious combination of...
266
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,487
Okay, smells.
267
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,281
Well, it's a lovely apartment.
268
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,076
Oh, thank you. Would you like a tour?
269
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:18,079
I was just being polite, but all right.
270
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,333
What? What's up?
271
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:26,712
In the cab on the way over,
Steve blazed up a doobie.
272
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,465
What?
273
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:32,218
Smoked a joint, you know?
Lit a bone. Weed, hemp, ganja.
274
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,719
Okay, okay, okay.
275
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:38,099
Okay, I'm with you, cheech. Okay.
276
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,519
Is it dry in here?
277
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,816
Let me get you some wine.
278
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,652
Yeah, I think we're ready
for our first course too.
279
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,654
Okay...
280
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,032
These are rock shrimp ravioli...
281
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,368
- In a cilantro ponzu sauce...
- Oh.
282
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:59,912
With just a touch of minced...
283
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,419
Ginger.
284
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,672
Well, smack my ass and call me Judy.
285
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,011
These are fantastic.
286
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,805
Oh, gosh. I'm so glad you liked them.
287
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:20,266
Like them?
I could eat a hundred of them.
288
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,394
Oh. Well, um...
289
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,688
That's all there is of these...
290
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:29,275
But in about eight and a half minutes,
we'll be serving some delicious tartlets.
291
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,444
"Tartlets"? Heh.
292
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,279
"Tartlets."
293
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,906
"Tartlets."
294
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,785
Word has lost all meaning.
295
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:49,086
Excuse me.
Can I help you with anything?
296
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,672
You know, I don't know
what I'm looking for.
297
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:09,732
Oh, cool. Taco shells.
298
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:15,863
You know, these are... they are
like a little corn envelope, you know?
299
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,658
You know what?
You don't want to spoil your appetite.
300
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,160
Hey. Sugar-o's.
301
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,121
You know, if you just wait
another six and a half minutes...
302
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,999
Oh. Macaroni and cheese.
We gotta make this.
303
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,964
No, we don't.
304
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,258
Oh, okay.
305
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,594
Oh, sorry.
306
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:45,059
Yeah, why don't you
just have a seat here?
307
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,230
Okay.
308
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,108
Okay. Give me the gummy bears.
309
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,568
Yeah, I... no.
310
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,864
- Give them to me.
- All right, we'll share.
311
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,534
- No. Give me the bears.
- Well, then you can't have any.
312
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,411
- Give them to me.
- This is not worth it.
313
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:07,998
Oh, oh! Bears overboard.
They're drowning.
314
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:12,586
Hey, fellas. Grab onto a sugar-o.
Save yourselves.
315
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:17,800
Help! Help! I'm drowning. Help! Help!
316
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,593
That's it, okay? Dinner is over.
317
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,928
- What?
- "What"?
318
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:22,513
Why? Monica: "Why"?
319
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,099
I've waited seven years
for an opportunity like this...
320
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:28,561
And you can't even wait four and a half
minutes for a stupid onion tartlet?
321
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,522
Hey...
322
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,948
What a tool.
323
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,326
You don't want to work
for a guy like that.
324
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:48,622
I know. It's just... I don't know, I just
thought that this was, you know, "it."
325
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,750
Look, you'll get there.
You're an amazing chef.
326
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,711
Yeah, you know all those yummy noises?
I wasn't faking.
327
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,388
So, uh, how did it go with Celia?
328
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:07,850
Oh, uh, I was unbelievable.
329
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,977
All right, Ross.
330
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:13,189
I was the James michener of dirty talk.
331
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,858
It was the most elaborate filth
you have ever heard.
332
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:19,528
I mean, there were characters,
plot lines...
333
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,322
Themes, a motif.
334
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:24,241
At one point, there were villagers.
335
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,661
Oh, and, uh...
336
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:32,124
Well, um, you know, by the time
we finished with all the dirty talk...
337
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,877
It was kind of late
and we were both exhausted, so...
338
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,671
- You cuddled.
- Yeah, which was nice.
339
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,841
Do you guys want to try to catch
a late movie or something?
340
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:43,135
Maybe, but shouldn't we wait
for Chandler?
341
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,679
Whoa. Where the hell is he?
342
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,182
Yes, Fran, I know what time it is...
343
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:51,477
But I'm looking at the wenus
and I'm not happy.
344
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,855
Oh, really?
Well, let me tell you something.
345
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:59,610
You will care about it because
I care about it. Got it? Good!
346
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,086
- How's this?
- Eek!
347
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,463
- Sorry. How about over here?
- Oh!
348
00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,590
See, now, that just means it's working.
349
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,926
- Does this hurt?
- No.
350
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,595
- How about this?
- Aah!
351
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:27,972
There you go.
352
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,355
Oh, I'm gonna throw up.
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