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I'm telling you, Ross, she wants you.
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She barely knows me.
We just live in the same building.
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- Any contact?
- She lent me an egg once.
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You're in.
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Oh, right.
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- Hey, Ross.
- Hey.
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Come on, Ross. You gotta get back
in the game here.
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The Rachel thing's not happening,
your ex-wife's a lesbian, you...
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I don't think we need a third.
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Excuse me. Could we get an egg
over here, still in the shell?
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An egg?
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Yeah. Go up to her and say, "here's your
egg back. I'm returning your egg."
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I think it's winning.
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- I think it's insane.
- She'll love it.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you. Here.
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Go with the egg, my friend.
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Joey & Chandler: Go, go, go.
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- Think it'll work?
- It's suicide. The man's got an egg.
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Monica: You cannot do this.
Rachel: What? Do what?
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Roger wants to take her out.
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No. Pheebs. Don't you remember
why you dumped the guy?
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Because he was creepy.
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And mean. And a little frightening.
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Still, it's nice to have
a date on Valentine's day.
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-Hi.
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You can go out with a creep
any night of the year.
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I know I do.
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-Hi.
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What are you doing tomorrow night?
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Actually, tomorrow night
depends on how tonight goes.
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- Oh. Uh, listen, about tonight...
- No, no, don't you dare bail on me.
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She's only going out with me because
I'm bringing a friend for her friend.
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But her friend sounds like such a...
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Pathetic mess. I know, but...
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Come on, man, she's needy,
she's vulnerable. I'm thinking:
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You haven't been out with a woman
since Janice. You're doing this.
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-Hi.
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- She said yes.
- Ahem.
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Yes! Way to go, man.
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- Chandler: Still got the egg, huh?
- Yeah.
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- How do I look?
- Oh, um...
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I don't care.
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There's Lorraine.
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Now, remember, no trading.
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You get the pretty one.
I get the mess.
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- Hi, Joey.
- Hey.
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Well, well.
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Look what you brought.
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Very nice.
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And what did you bring?
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She's checking her coat.
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Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell
off of my hands.
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Will you get me a white zinfandel
and a glass of red for Janice?
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Janice?
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Janice?
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My...
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God.
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Hey, it's Janice.
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Okay, I'm making a break for it.
I'm going out the window.
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No, don't, please. I've been waiting
for forever to go out with Lorraine.
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- Just calm down.
- Calm down? Calm down?
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You set me up with a woman I've dumped
twice in the last five months.
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Hey.
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Can you stop yelling?
You're making me nervous...
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And I can't go when I'm nervous.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right.
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Come on! Do it, do it, do it!
Come on!
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Okay, Roger was creepy, but he was
nothing compared to Pete carney.
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- Which one was he?
- Pete the weeper?
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Remember the guy that used to cry
every time we had sex?
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"Oh, was it good for you?"
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Well, I'd take a little crying
any day over Howard, the "I win" guy.
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"I win. I win."
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I went out with him for two months.
I didn't get to win once.
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How do we end up with these jerks?
We're good people.
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I don't know. I think we're like
some kind of magnets.
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I know I am. That's why I can't
wear a digital watch.
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There's more beer, right?
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Oh. You know my friend Abby
who shaves her head?
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She says to break the
bad-boyfriend cycle...
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You can do a cleansing ritual.
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Pheebs, this woman
is voluntarily bald.
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So we can do it
tomorrow night, you guys.
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It's Valentine's day.
It's perfect.
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Okay, well, what kind of ritual?
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Okay, we can, um, burn the stuff
they gave us.
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Or we can chant and dance around naked,
you know, with sticks.
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- Burning's good.
- Burning's good.
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Rachel: I've got stuff to burn.
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You know...
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Ever since I was little, I've been
able to pick up quarters with my toes.
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Yeah? Good for you.
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Uh, quarters or rolls of quarters?
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By the way, Chandler,
I cut you out of all of my pictures.
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So if you want, I have a bag
with just your heads.
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That's okay.
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Are you sure? Because you
could make little puppets out of them.
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And you could use them in your
theater of cruelty.
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We can't do that.
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What? What can't you do?
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Uh, can I talk to you for a second?
Over there?
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Uh, we might be leaving now.
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Tell me it's you and me "we."
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She said she wants to slather my body
with stuff and then lick it off.
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I'm not even sure what slathering is.
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But I definitely want to be
a part of it.
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Okay, you cannot do this to me.
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You're right. I'm sorry.
You're right.
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Uh, can we have three chocolate mousses
to go, please?
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I'm out of here.
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Here's my credit card.
Dinner's on me. I'm sorry, Chandler.
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I hope she throws up on you.
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-Just us.
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Ugh, what a crappy night.
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Although I have enjoyed the fact that
your shirt's been sticking out...
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Of your zipper since you
came back from the bathroom.
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Excuse me.
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How you doing?
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So do we have the best friends,
or what?
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Joey's not a friend. He's...
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A stupid man who left us
his credit card.
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Another drink? Some dessert?
A big-screen TV?
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I will go for that drink.
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You got it. Good woman.
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A bottle of your
most overpriced champagne.
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- Each.
- That's right. Each.
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Oh. And a, uh, Rob Roy.
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I've always wanted to know.
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Happy Valentine's day.
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Oh, I miss you already.
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Can you believe this happened?
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No, no.
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And yet it did.
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- Goodbye, Janice.
- Kiss me.
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Oh, Chandler. Sorry.
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Oh, Chandler. Sorry.
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- Hey, Janice.
- Hi, Monica.
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Okay. Well, this was very special.
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Rach, come see who's out here.
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What's going on...? Oh, my god.
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Janice. Hi.
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Janice is gonna go away now.
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I'll be right back.
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Oh. Joey. Look who it is.
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Oh, good. Joey's home now.
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This is so much fun.
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This is like a reunion in the hall.
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Hi, Ross. There's someone
I want you to say hi to.
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He just happened to call.
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Hello, Ross. Yes, that's right.
It's me. How did you know?
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I'm just saying if dogs
do experience jet lag, then...
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Because of the whole seven-dog-
years-to-one-human-year thing...
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That when a dog flies
from New York to Los Angeles...
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He doesn't just lose three hours,
he loses, like, a week and a half.
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- That's funny.
- Yeah.
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What?
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Who are they?
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The, uh, blond is my ex-wife.
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And the woman touching her is her...
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Close personal friend.
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You mean they're lovers?
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If you want to put a label on it.
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- Anything else I should know?
- Nope. That's it.
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Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby.
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I always forget that part.
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Okay. So now we need, um,
sage branches and the sacramental wine.
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All I had is oregano and a fresca.
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Um, that's okay.
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- Rachel: Ooh.
- Okay.
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All right. Now we need the semen
of a righteous man.
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Huh. Okay, pheebs, if we had that...
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We wouldn't be doing the ritual
in the first place.
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- Can we start throwing things in?
- Um, yeah, okay.
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Oh. Okay. Um...
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Okay. Barry's letters.
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Adam ritter's boxer shorts.
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And I have the receipt
from my dinner with:
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- A picture of Scotty Jared, naked.
- Let me see.
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He's wearing a sweater.
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No. Rachel & Phoebe: Ew!
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Okay, and here we have
the last of paolo's grappa.
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Wait. Isn't it almost pure...?
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How can I dump this woman
on Valentine's day?
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I don't know.
You dumped her on new year's.
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Oh, man. In my next life
I'm coming back as a toilet brush.
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Hello, funny Valentine.
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Hi, just Janice.
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Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker.
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I could just kiss you all over,
and I'm gonna.
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Oh. Okay, heh. Ha, ha, okay.
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If you don't do it, I will.
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So, um, what do you do for a living?
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Well, um for the past few years...
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Oh, no. You said they could
shoot the spot without you.
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Susan: I thought they could.
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Working with children,
which is really fulfilling.
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I'll try to get back
as soon as I can. I'm sorry.
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Kristen: So I'm spending most
of my time teaching science, heh...
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Which is funny because
that wasn't even my major.
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Now, that is funny.
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Hey, do you think...?
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Would it be too weird if I invited
Carol over to join us?
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Because she's alone now.
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And pregnant. And sad.
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- I guess.
- Are you sure?
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Thanks. Carol.
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Wanna come over and join us?
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Oh, no. I'm fine.
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Come on, stand up. These people
will scooch down. Come on.
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Come over here.
You guys will scooch, won't you?
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Let's try scooching. Come on.
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Ross: Come on. Carol: Thank you.
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Uh, Kristen riggs, this is Carol willet.
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- Carol, Kristen.
- How do you do?
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Um... oh, uh, Carol teaches sixth grade.
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And, uh, Kristen...
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Kristen does something...
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That, funnily enough...
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Wasn't even her major.
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Fireman 1: What do we got there?
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A piece of silk boxer shorts...
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Some greeting cards...
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What looks like a
half-charred picture of...
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Wow, that guy's hairier
than the chief.
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You know, it's a really funny story
how this happened.
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It's all right. Don't explain.
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It's not the first boyfriend bonfire
we've seen get out of control.
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- You're our third call tonight.
- Really?
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Sure. Valentine's is our
busiest night of the year.
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I brought you something.
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Is it loaded?
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Oh, little candy hearts.
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"Chan and jan forever."
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I had them made special.
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Okay, Janice.
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Janice.
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Hey, Janice.
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Look, there's no way for me
to tell you this.
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At least, there's no new way
for me to tell you this.
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I just don't think things
are gonna work out.
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That's fine.
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Because I know that this
isn't the end.
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Oh, no. You see, actually, it is.
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No, it isn't. Because you
won't let that happen.
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Don't you know it yet?
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You love me, Chandler bing.
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00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,756
Oh, no, I don't.
248
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:14,260
Then why do you think
we keep ending up together?
249
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,345
New year's, who invited who?
250
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,473
Valentine's, who asked who
into whose bed?
251
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:22,143
- I did, but...
- You seek me out.
252
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:27,523
Something deep in your soul
calls out to me like a foghorn.
253
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:31,652
Janice. Janice.
254
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,238
You want me. You need me.
255
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:37,700
You can't live without me.
256
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,577
And you know it.
257
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,831
You just don't know you know it.
258
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,337
See you.
259
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,511
Call me.
260
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:10,107
It's not true. I never called
your mother a Wolverine.
261
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,860
You did so. I swear.
I swear to...
262
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:19,158
How long has she been in the bathroom?
263
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:23,245
Uh, I don't think she's in the bathroom.
Her coat is gone.
264
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,581
Well, maybe it's cold in there.
265
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,170
Maybe I screwed up the first date
I had in nine years.
266
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,923
- That could be it.
- Oh, god.
267
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,635
You know, this is still pretty hot.
268
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,474
Mushroom.
269
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,018
Smile.
270
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:50,981
They won't all be like this.
Some might even stay through dinner.
271
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:54,485
- I'm sorry. That's not funny.
- No, it's just...
272
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:58,739
Well, you know the whole
getting-on-with-your-life thing?
273
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,033
Well, do I have to?
274
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:06,330
I mean, well, I'm sitting here
with this cute woman...
275
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,624
And she's perfectly nice,
you know?
276
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,751
But there's...
277
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,170
That's it.
278
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:19,135
And, uh, then I'm here talking to you,
and it's easy and it's fun.
279
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,846
And I don't have to...
280
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,848
- I know.
- You know?
281
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:31,147
Here's a wacky thought. Um, ahem.
282
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:35,109
- Let's say you and I give it another shot.
- Ross.
283
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,570
No, no, I know what you're gonna say.
You're a lesbian.
284
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:44,577
But what do you say we just
put that aside for now, you know?
285
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:47,329
Let's just stick a pin in it, okay?
286
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,458
Because we're great together,
you know?
287
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,752
You can't deny it.
288
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:56,172
And besides, you're carrying my baby.
289
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:59,175
- I mean, how perfect is that?
- Ross...
290
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:02,344
You keep saying that,
but there's something right here.
291
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:03,554
I love you.
292
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,606
I love you too.
293
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:16,942
But—— —no "but." No "but."
294
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:22,114
You know that thing
we put over here with the pin in it?
295
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,620
It's time to take the pin out.
296
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:38,005
You'll find someone. I know you will.
The right woman is waiting for you.
297
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:41,091
It's easy for you to say.
You found one already.
298
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:46,472
All you need is a woman who likes men
and you'll be set.
299
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,491
We get off around midnight.
Why don't we pick you up then?
300
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,368
Rachel: Okay. Monica: Great.
301
00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:10,704
So, um, will you bring the truck?
302
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:15,709
- I'll even let you ring the bell.
- Wohoo!
303
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,838
Fireman 1: We'll see you later.
Fireman 2: Bye. See you later.
304
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,756
Thanks. See you.
305
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,258
Oh, my god.
306
00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,094
See, there you go.
307
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,721
- The cleansing worked.
- Monica: You're right.
308
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,431
They're nice guys.
309
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,059
They're firemen guys.
310
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:36,021
Fireman 1: You tell them you're married?
Fireman 2: No way.
311
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,440
My girlfriend doesn't know.
I'm not gonna tell them.
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