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Guys? There's, uh, somebody
I'd like you to meet.
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Wait, wait. What is that?
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That would be Marcel. You wanna say hi?
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No. No, I don't.
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Oh, he is precious.
Where did you get him?
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My friend bethel rescued him
from some lab.
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That is so cruel.
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Why? Why would a parent
name their child bethel?
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Hey, that monkey's got a Ross
on his ass.
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Ross, is he gonna live with you,
like, in your apartment?
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Yeah. I mean, it's been kind of quiet
since Carol left, so...
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Why don't you just get a roommate?
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Ah, I don't know.
You reach a certain age...
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Having a roommate
is just kind of pathe...
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Uh, sorry, that's "pathet," which is
sanskrit for "really cool way to live."
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You guys,
I'm doing all-new material tonight.
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I have 12 new songs
about my mother's suicide...
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And one about a snowman.
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Might want to open with the snowman.
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- Group: Hey, Joey.
- Hey.
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- Ross: Hey, Joe.
- 80 how'd it go?
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Ah, I didn't get the job.
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How could you not get it?
You were Santa last year.
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I don't know. Some fat guy's
sleeping with the store manager.
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He's not even jolly. It's all political.
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So, what are you gonna be?
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I'm gonna be one of his helpers.
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It's just such a slap in the face,
you know?
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Do you guys know what you're doing
for new year's?
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Gee, what?
What is wrong with new year's?
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Nothing for you. You have paolo.
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You don't have to face
the horrible pressures of this holiday...
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Desperate scramble
to find anything with lips...
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Just so can have somebody to kiss
when the ball drops. Man, I'm talking loud.
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Well, for your information, paolo's
gonna be in Rome this new year's.
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So I'll be just as pathetic
as the rest of you.
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Yeah, you wish.
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It's just that I'm sick of being a victim
of this dick Clark holiday.
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I say this year, no dates, we make a pact.
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Just the six of us. Dinner.
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- Sure.
- Fine.
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You know, I was hoping
for a little more enthusiasm.
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- Woo!
- Okay.
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- Phoebe, you're on.
- Oh. Oh, good.
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Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen,
back by popular demand...
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Miss Phoebe buffay.
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Um, ahem, I want to start with a song
that means a lot to me this time of year.
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I made a man with eyes of coal
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and a smile so bewitchin'
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how was I supposed to know
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that my mom was dead in the kitchen?
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La-la-la
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my mother's ashes
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even her eye/ashes
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are resting in a little yellow jar
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-and sometimes when it's freezing
David: I'm being honest here.
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You don't agree.
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-I feel a little sneezy
Max: You're right.
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And now I...
Excuse me? Excuse me?
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Yeah, noisy boys.
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Is it something that you'd like
to share with the group?
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No. No, that's okay.
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Come on, if it's important enough
to discuss while I'm playing...
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Then I assume it's important enough
for everyone else to hear.
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That guy's going home with a note.
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- Nothing. I was just saying...
- Could you speak up?
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Sorry.
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I was just saying to my friend, you were
the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen.
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- And you said Daryl Hannah...
- Darryl Hannah.
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Was the most beautiful woman
that he'd ever seen in his life.
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And I said, yeah, I liked her in splash,
but not so much in wall street.
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- I thought she had a hard quality.
- A hard quality.
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And, uh, while Daryl Hannah is beautiful
in a conventional way...
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You are, uh, luminous
with a kind of delicate grace.
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Then that's when you started yelling.
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Okay, we're gonna take a short break.
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I think that guy's going home
with more than a note.
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Ross:
Come here, Marcel. Sit here.
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Pheebs, I can't believe
he hasn't kissed you yet.
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I mean, god, by my sixth date
with paolo...
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I mean, he had already named
both my breasts.
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Ooh, did I just share too much?
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Just a smidge.
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David's, like, you know, a scientist guy.
He's very methodical.
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- I think it's romantic.
- Me too. Oh!
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Did you ever see
an officer and a gentleman?
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Monica: Yeah.
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Well, he's kind of like the guy
I went to see that with.
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Except.
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Except he's smarter and gentler
and sweeter.
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I just... I just want to be with him
all the time.
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You know, day and night.
And night and day.
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And special occasions.
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Wait a minute. I see where this is going.
You're gonna ask him to new year's.
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You're gonna break the pact.
She's gonna break the pact.
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No, no, no.
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Yeah, could I just...?
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- Yeah, because I already asked Janice.
- Rachel: You what?
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Come on, this was a pact.
This was your pact.
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I snapped, okay? I couldn't handle
the pressure and I snapped.
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Yeah, but Janice? That was,
like, the worst breakup in history.
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I'm not saying it was a good idea.
I'm saying I snapped.
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Hi. Hi, sorry I'm late.
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Too many jokes.
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Must mock Joey.
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Nice shoes, huh?
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Aah, you're killing me.
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Ross.
He's playing with my spatulas again.
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Look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?
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Do you always have to bring him here?
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Look, I didn't want to leave him alone,
all right?
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We had our first fight this morning.
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I think it has to do with my working late.
I said some things that I didn't mean.
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He threw some feces.
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You know, if you're gonna work late,
I can look in on him for you.
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Oh, that would be great. Okay.
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But if you do, make sure it seems
like you're there to see him, okay?
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And you're not, like, doing it
as a favor to me.
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Okay. But if he asks, I'm not going to lie.
120
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But you can't actually test this theory.
121
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Because today's particle accelerators
are nowhere near powerful enough...
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To simulate these conditions.
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- Okay. All right. I have a question then.
- Yeah.
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Were you planning on kissing me ever?
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Uh, that's definitely a valid question...
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And, uh, the answer...
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Would be yes.
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Yes, I was.
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But see, I wanted it to be
this phenomenal kiss...
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That happened at this phenomenal
moment because, well, it's you.
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Sure. Yeah.
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Right. But, see, the longer I waited,
the more phenomenal the kiss had to be.
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And now, we've reached a place...
134
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Where it's just got to be
one of those things where I...
135
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Sweep everything off the table
and throw you down on it.
136
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And I'm not really
a sweeping sort of fella.
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Oh, David, I think you are
a sweeping sort of fella.
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I mean, you're a sweeper
trapped inside a physicist's body.
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- Really.
- Oh, yeah. I'm sure of it.
140
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You should just do it.
Just sweep and throw me. Heh.
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- Now? Now?
- Right now. Just...
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Okay. Okay, okay.
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You know what?
This is just really expensive.
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Okay. And I'll tell you, this was a gift.
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- So now you're just kind of tidying up.
- Okay, what the hell? What the hell?
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- You want me to actually throw you...?
- I can hop.
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Now, tell me something, what does
the phase "no-date pact" mean to you?
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Look, I'm sorry, okay?
149
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It's just that Chandler has somebody
and Phoebe has somebody.
150
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I thought I'd ask fun Bobby.
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- Fun Bobby, your ex-boyfriend, fun Bobby?
- Yeah.
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You know more than one fun Bobby?
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I happen to know a fun Bob.
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Okay. Here we go.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
There's no room for milk.
156
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There. Now there is.
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Okay, so on our no-date evening...
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Three of you now
are gonna have dates.
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- Uh, four.
- Foun
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- five.
- Five.
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Sorry. Paolo's catching an earlier flight.
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Yeah, and I met this really hot
single mom at the store. Ha, ha.
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What's an elf to do?
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Okay, so I'm gonna be the only one
standing there alone...
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When the ball drops?
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Oh, come on. We'll have a big party,
and no one will know who's with who.
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Hey, you know,
this is so not what I needed now.
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- What's the matter?
- Oh, it's Marcel.
169
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He keeps shutting me out, you know?
170
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He's walking around all the time,
dragging his hands.
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That's so weird. I had such a blast
with him the other night.
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- Really?
- Yeah, we played. We watched TV.
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That juggling thing is amazing.
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What, uh...?
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What juggling thing?
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With the balled-up socks?
I figured you taught him that.
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You know, it wasn't that big a deal.
I mean, just balled-up socks.
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And a melon.
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-Phoebe. Hl
-hi, Max. Do you know everybody?
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No. Have you seen David?
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No, he hasn't been around.
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Well, if you see him, tell him
to pack his bags. We are going to Minsk.
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- Minsk?
- Minsk. It's in Russia.
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I know where Minsk is.
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Ha, ha. We got the Grant.
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Three years, all expenses paid.
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So when do you leave?
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January fst.
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Hello?
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Hey. Hi. Hi. —hi.
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- What are you doing here?
- Um, well, Max told me about Minsk.
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So you know, congratulations.
This is so exciting!
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It'd be even more exciting,
if we were going.
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Oh, you're not going? Oh, why?
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Tell her, David.
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"I don't want to go to Minsk to work
with lipson and yamaguchi and flank.
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No, no, no. I want to stay here
and make out with my girlfriend."
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Okay, thank you, Max. Thank you.
199
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So you're really not going?
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I don't know. I don't know
what I'm gonna do. I just...
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You decide.
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- Oh, don't do that.
- Please?
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No, but I'm asking you.
I can't make a decision.
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- I can't. Please, just...
- Okay. Stay.
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- Stay.
- Stay.
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Getting so good at that.
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It was Max's stuff.
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I love this artichoke thing.
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Oh, don't tell me what's in it.
The diet starts tomorrow.
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You remember Janice.
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Vividly.
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- Monica: Hi.
- Hi, I'm Sandy.
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Sandy, hi. Come on in. Hey.
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Ha, ha.
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- You brought your kids.
- Yeah. That's okay, right?
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Party.
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That thing is not coming in here.
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"That thing"? This is how
you greet guests at a party?
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Let me ask you something.
If I showed up with my new girlfriend...
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She wouldn't be welcome?
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I'm thinking your new girlfriend
wouldn't urinate on my coffee table.
222
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He was more embarrassed
about that than anyone.
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Okay? And for him to have the courage
to walk back in here...
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Like nothing happened...
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All right. All right.
Just keep him away from me.
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Thank you. Come on, Marcel.
227
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What do you say you and I
do a little mingling?
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All right, I'll, uh,
catch up with you later.
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Oh, my gosh. Rachel, honey...
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Are you okay? Where's paolo?
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Rome. Jerk missed his flight.
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And then your face exploded?
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No. Okay.
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I was at the airport getting into a cab...
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When this woman...
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This blond planet with a pocketbook...
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Starts yelling at me.
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00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,495
Something about how
it was her cab first.
239
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:58,749
And the next thing I know, she just
starts pulling me out by my hair.
240
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:01,752
And I started blowing
my attack whistle thingy...
241
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:04,922
And then three more cabs show up.
242
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:09,552
So as I'm going to get into a cab,
she tackles me.
243
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:15,266
And I hit my head on the curb
and cut my lip on my whistle.
244
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:21,105
Oh! Everybody having fun at the party?
245
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,484
Are people eating my dip?
246
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,829
You know, when I saw you
at the store last week...
247
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:41,876
It was probably the first time
I ever mentally undressed an elf.
248
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,130
Wow, that's, uh, dirty.
249
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,262
Hey, kids.
250
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:58,643
Look at him. I'm not saying he has
to spend the whole evening with me...
251
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:01,020
But at least check in.
252
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,023
There you are.
253
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,277
You got away from me.
254
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,571
But you found me.
255
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,532
Here, Ross, take our picture.
256
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,284
Smile. You're on Janice camera.
257
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:19,205
Kill me. Kill me now. Ha, ha.
258
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,544
Everybody, it's fun Bobby!
259
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,254
All: Fun Bobby!
260
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,505
Monica: Hey, Bobby.
261
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:31,259
Hey, sorry I'm late.
But my, uh, grandfather...
262
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,219
Died about two hours ago.
263
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:37,598
But I couldn't get a flight
out till tomorrow, so...
264
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,225
Here I am.
265
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,978
Hey, fun Bobby. How's it going, man?
266
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:43,938
Whoa. Who died?
267
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,571
It's going to be an open casket,
you know?
268
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:56,576
So at least I'll get to see him again.
269
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:04,000
I'm gonna blow this one up and
I'm gonna write "reunited" in glitter.
270
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,377
All right, Janice, that's it!
271
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,130
Janice? Janice? Ahem.
272
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,881
Hey, Janice?
273
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,218
When I invited you to this party,
I didn't think it meant that we...
274
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:16,596
Oh, no.
275
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:20,266
Oh, no.
276
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,060
- I'm sorry you misunderstood.
- Oh, my god.
277
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,855
You listen to me, Chandler.
You listen to me.
278
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:30,610
One of these times, it's just gonna be
your last chance with me.
279
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,780
Oh, will you give me the thing?
280
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,919
I've decided to go to Minsk without you.
281
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,341
Max: It won't be the same...
282
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,468
But it will still be Minsk.
283
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,345
Happy new year.
284
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,598
Are you all right?
285
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,642
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
286
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,527
You're going to Minsk.
287
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,946
No, I'm not going to Minsk.
288
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,865
Oh, you are so going to Minsk.
289
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:21,077
You belong in Minsk.
You can't stay here just because of me.
290
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:24,830
Yes, I can. Because if I go,
it means I have to break up with you.
291
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,084
- And I can't break up with you.
- Oh, yes. Yes, you can.
292
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:32,672
Just say, uh, "Phoebe, I love you,
but my work is my life.
293
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,632
And that's what I have to do right now."
294
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,718
And I say, "your work? Your work?
How can you say that?"
295
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,014
And then you say, um,
"it's tearing me apart...
296
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,934
But I have no choice.
Can't you understand that?"
297
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:49,063
And I say, "no.
No. I can't understand that."
298
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,732
- Uh, ow.
- Sorry. Um...
299
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,486
And then you put
your arms around me...
300
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:59,073
- And then you put your arms around me.
- Oh, oh. Sorry.
301
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:03,661
And, um... and then you tell me you love me
and you'll never forget me.
302
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,997
I'll never forget you.
303
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,377
And then you say that it's almost midnight
and you have to go...
304
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:16,048
Because you don't want to start the
new year with me if you can't finish it.
305
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:24,223
I'm gonna miss you...
306
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,267
You scientist guy.
307
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,479
Hi, this is dick Clark live
in Times Square.
308
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:35,609
We 're in a virtual snowstorm
of confetti here in Times Square.
309
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,528
It gets bigger and better every year.
310
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,530
Here you go, kids.
311
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:43,492
And then the peacock bit me. Ha, ha.
312
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,536
Please kiss me at midnight.
313
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,753
- You seen Sandy?
- Ooh. I don't know how to tell you this...
314
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:58,632
But, uh, she's in Monica's bedroom getting
it on with Max, that scientist geek.
315
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,469
Oh, look at that.
I did know how to tell you.
316
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,805
Hey, everybody, the ball is going.
317
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,474
Grour what?
318
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,893
The ball is dropping.
319
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,898
Clark:
In 20 seconds, it'll be midnight.
320
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:17,067
And the moment of joy is upon us.
321
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:20,488
Looks like that "no-date pact" thing
worked out.
322
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,282
Everybody looks so happy. I hate that.
323
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,826
Not everybody is happy.
Hey, Bobby.
324
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:32,458
Grour one. Happy new year!
325
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,837
You know, I just thought I'd throw this
out there. I'm no math whiz...
326
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:41,675
But I do believe there are three girls
and three guys right here.
327
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:46,055
Oh, I don't feel like kissing
anyone tonight.
328
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,390
I can't kiss anyone.
329
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,351
So I'm kissing everyone?
330
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:53,270
No, no, no. You can't kiss Ross.
That's your brother.
331
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:57,066
Perfect. Perfect. So now everybody's
getting kissed but me.
332
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,609
All right. Somebody kiss me.
333
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:02,613
Somebody kiss me. It's midnight.
Somebody kiss me. It's midnight.
334
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:04,865
All right. All right. All right.
335
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:16,377
I wanted this to work so much.
336
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,504
I'm still in there, you know?
337
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,924
Changing his diapers.
Picking his fleas.
338
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:25,010
But he's just phoning it in.
339
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,764
It's just so hard to accept
that something you love so much...
340
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:31,308
Doesn't love you back, you know?
341
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:34,812
I think that bitch cracked my tooth.
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