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Oh, Peter,
you're selling your anvil?
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Yeah, I've had
a lot of good times
with this thing.
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Oh, a dollar!
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Hey, there, Chris.
Hi, Mr. Herbert.
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Selling your
old hand-me-downs?
Yep.
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You got anything
you used to wear
in the summertime?
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Just these old shorts.
Sweet Jesus.
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You know, Brian.
I'm looking forward to getting
rid of some of this crap.
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Like this movie,
Stimy Gruffin,The Untold Story.
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It's not a movie at all,
Brian. Just three episodes,
back to back.
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This thing is an insult.
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Well, that might be
overstating things a little.
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It's a middle finger
to the fans, is what it is.
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I tell you, Fox should be...
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Give you $1 for this.
Sold.
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Brian, where's Rupert?
I just left him here
to watch my things.
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Uh-oh.
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What?
Nothing, I haven't seen him.
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It's not like him
to wander off. Rupert?
Rupert! Oh, no.
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What if he's been kidnapped?
Well, let's just calm down.
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I've got to save him, Brian.
What if he's dead?
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I don't think
I can handle a funeral.
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Of all the souls I have
encountered in my travels,
his was the most
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human.
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Orders.
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Holy crap.
Evel Knievel gloves.
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I bet I could do
a wheelie with these.
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How much for the gloves?
Peter, those are yours.
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$10, $2, $7, $4,
$5.50, $10. Sold.
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Sucker. I would've gone
to $15, easy. I am so stupid.
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Awesome.
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Peter, you can't drive a car
over that.
You're gonna get hurt.
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Lois, I don't come down
to Burger King and tell you
how to do your job.
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Peter, I don't work at Burger...
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"I don't work at Burger..."
I'm busy.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have some death to defy.
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Wow. This is just like
what happened with
Matthew Broderick,
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except no one's dead.
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Hey, Joe.
Good morning, Peter.
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I'm here to revoke
your driver's license.
What? Why?
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We got reckless driving,
disturbing the peace,
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plus the driver of
one of those other cars
was a virgin
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whose hymen was busted
by the airbag, so rape.
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Okay, well, I guess
you can take my license.
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'Course, it's
all the way up here.
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Peter, knock it off.
Give it to me.
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Right here.
Here you go, Officer.
Give me the damn license.
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Don't you want it? Here.
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This is in poor taste, Peter.
Having some trouble there?
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You're starting
to piss me off.
All you gotta do is take it.
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You're starting
to piss me off!
It's right here.
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Oh, man, this sucks.
I got no license.
I can't go anywhere.
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Well, this is
your own fault, Peter,
and if you want my opinion,
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a little time
away from the bar
will do you some good.
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I'll show her.
I'll just go to another bar.
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We now return to Cheers.
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Norm.
Norm.
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And Peter. Yeah.
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How's life in the fast lane,Mr. Peterson?
Griffin.
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I can't find the on-ramp, Woody.
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He was talking to me, Norm.
Quit stealing
my punch lines, you fat drunk.
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That show stopped being funny
after Kirstie Alley
ate Shelley Long.
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Oh, man, now I can't even
watch TV. What the hell
am I gonna do all day?
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That's all right, that's okay.
I don't need TV.
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I'll just make
my own sitcom in my head.
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And I'll give it
an upbeat '80s sitcom theme.
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♪ This time around
I'm staying at home
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♪ And things
are gonna get better
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♪ Settling in,
loving my wife
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♪ But then I got that letter
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♪ My black son, my black son
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♪ Now each day my heart
is getting bigger
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♪ Don't even remembersleeping with that lady,but I did
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♪ My black son,
he's coming to stay
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♪ My black son,
he's making each day
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♪ The best that he can
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♪ Also, he's a ninja ♪
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What the hell's wrong with you?
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I'm so distraught
over losing Rupert I needed
something to calm me down.
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This is an entire bottle
of NyQuil.
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I know, and it's doing wonders.
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Come here, puss.
Come here.
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Come here, puss.
Here, puss.
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What are you doing?
Calling the cat.
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We don't have a cat.
That's a throw pillow.
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Why have you brought me
to the toy store, Brian?
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I'm buying you another Rupert.
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Hey, this one's cute, huh?
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And if we buy it,
they save a real gorilla
in the wild.
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And if we don't,
they kill one. Wow, these guys
are playing hardball.
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You can't just take some
Korean-made velveteen primate
and call it Rupert.
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Now, come on, this is all time
we could be using
to find Rupert's kidnappers.
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Look, I may as well
come clean with you.
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Rupert wasn't kidnapped.
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I accidentally sold him
at the yard sale.
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You son of a bitch!
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Come on, Stewie,
I'm really sorry.
It was an accident.
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Damn you, Brian.
How could you sell Rupert?
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What you've done
is more horrible than sex
with Sharon Stone.
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Wow, that was great.
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One minute I'm filling up
at Chevron,
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and the next I'm having sex
with Sharon Stone.
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Yeah. Now comes
the best part.
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Get out of the fridge, Peter.
There is no Peter,
only Zuul.
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I said get out of the fridge.
All right, all right.
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Jeez, Lois, I'm just trying
to amuse myself, since I don't
have a damn driver's license.
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Look, Peter, it's getting
a little annoying having you
around the house all the time.
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So you'll be happy to know
I got you
your own personal driver.
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My own driver?
Holy crap, that's awesome.
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Where is he?
She's right here, Peter.
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Meg?
Yeah, Dad.
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I don't mind
driving you around till
you get your license back.
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What? Lois, this is the best
you could do?
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Well, it was either Meg
or a talking monkey
smoking a cigar,
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but I didn't think
you'd like that.
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I've already
accepted another job.
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Lois, you picked
the opposite thing
that I would like.
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It's all right.
I would've driven you bananas.
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Oh, and he makes jokes.
Nice going, Lois.
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Dad, are you ready?
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What exactly
are you trying to do?
It's very simple, Brian.
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I've taken DNA
from the dollar bill
you were paid for Rupert.
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Now to check that DNA
against the federal database.
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We have a match.
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"Stanford Cordray,
89 Spooner Street."
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Well, that's only
a few blocks away. Let's go!
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Hello? Hello?
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It can't be.
This house is deserted.
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He moved. He's gone.
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Rupert's gone.
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Wait a minute. Look!
The moving truck.
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We're not too late.
Hey! Hey!
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Can I help you, gentlemen?
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Follow that truck.
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Didn't you hear me?
I said, "Follow that truck."
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Oh, I heard you.
What I didn't hear
was "please."
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Please follow the truck.
Please follow the truck.
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I always enjoy
traveling companions.
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Let's play 20 questions.
Am I Bo Bice? Yes, I am.
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Well played, worthy adversary.
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We're gaining on him.
I'm coming, Rupert.
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I'm sorry,
but I can go no further.
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What? Why not?
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If I enter Connecticut,
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I'm entering every state
that Connecticut's
ever been with.
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Good luck, brave travelers.
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No! We were so close.
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I say, what a bit
of serendipity. Now we've
got that fellow's address.
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Let's see.
"Aspen, Colorado."
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Well, you can forget that.
We're not going
all the way to Aspen.
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What? But I can't leave
Rupert to perish.
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For the rest of my life,
I'll be as lonely
as Pat Robertson
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and Jerry Falwell,
after the rapture.
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Damn it, Jerry,
why are we the only ones
still here?
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I don't know. We hated
all the right things.
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Now there's nothing
left to hate.
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I'm gonna hate that rock.
No, I'm gonna hate that rock.
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Let's both hate that rock.
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I hate you.
I hate you, too.
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Look, Stewie.
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Don't you think at some point
you're going to have
to let Rupert go?
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I mean,
you are getting a little old
to have a teddy bear.
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Brian, I'm one.
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Still?
What?
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Look, I'm not going
to Colorado. I'm turning
around and going home.
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Fine, then.
I'll go by myself.
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See you from the back
of my milk carton.
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Want that
on your conscience, Brian?
Try explaining this to Lois.
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You'll wind up in a dumpster
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with a bunch of slow,
unadoptable greyhounds.
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Don't joke about that.
That's like the holocaust
to us.
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Yeah, well, when greyhounds
start running
the New York Times,
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and the World Bank,
I'll be more inclined
to believe you.
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Now, are you coming or not?
Fine.
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♪ Take to the highway
Won't you lend me your name ♪
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Who sings that song?
James Taylor.
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Yeah, let's keep it that way.
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This sucks.
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Can you believe I'm stuck
with Meg driving me around?
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Dad, it's just you and me
in the car.
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Yeah, don't remind me.
It's bad enough
I got a suspended license.
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I gotta ride around town
with Stinky McPoop-Pants.
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I want apple juice.
Dad, you left your apple juice
at home.
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I want apple juice!
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You wanna watch SpongeBob?
Yes.
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With apple juice.
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♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪
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SpongeBob.
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Thanks for the ride, Bandit.
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Good luck tapping some of that
hot, hot Sally Field tail.
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Knock it off. I don't like it
any more than you do.
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Where the hell are we?
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Oh, this is history
right here, Brian.
Gettysburg. Billy Yanks.
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The 20th Maine.
So many lives lost. All in
pursuit of the ideal that
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no man should be
subjugated because
of the color of his skin.
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These boys paid
the ultimate price here.
For equality. For humanity.
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You're welcome.
I'm sorry?
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I'm just saying,
make it worth our while,
you know?
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We wrote a pretty big check
for you folks here, so...
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You know, whatever.
It's fine. It's fine.
Doesn't matter. Just...
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I just hope
you're making the best
of what we gave you here.
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I would say that
given the events
that preceded it,
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the couple 100 years
or so, maybe
we're about even.
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Yeah, no, no.
We gave more.
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Hey, Cleveland,
who would you rather do?
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Queen Latifah or Halle Berry,
but she's been dead
for six hours?
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Oh, man, that's a tough one.
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What did she die of?
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I've seen some bodies
that have been dead
for six hours.
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Some of them aren't too bad.
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Oh, then Halle Berry.
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God, will you guys
just shut up back there?
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Ow! Gross!
Would you stop it? Stop it!
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Hey, guys, check this out.
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Hey, Meg, don't be
such a hothead.
What?
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Hey, Meg, you sure
look hot today.
What?
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Hey, Meg,
I lit your scalp on fire.
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Don't worry, I'll put it out.
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What the hell is your problem,
you dumb bimbo?
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Oh! Oh, God, stop!
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Meg, that was awesome.
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♪ On the road again
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♪ Just can't wait to get
on road again
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♪ The life I love is making
music with my friends
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♪ I can't wait
to get on the road again ♪
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If we wanna get to Aspen,
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we're gonna have to get over
those mountains somehow.
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Excuse me, how much is it
to rent a helicopter?
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It's $10 an hour. But there's
a $100,000 deposit.
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Oh, God.
Looks like we're walking.
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Wait a minute, it says here
you accept cash, check
or a jaunty tune.
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Well, this rental agreement
was drafted back when
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musicals were
culturally relevant.
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Unfortunately,
that's no longer the case.
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Well, I can prove to you
that's a whole lot
of nonsense.
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♪ You may think that
song and dance is dated,
boring and dry
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♪ But you might just
learn to like it
if you give it a try
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♪ You could laugh
and sing and dance
as gaily as an elf
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♪ But just in case
you don't believe me
Ask the man himself
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Mr. Kelly? Will you show us?
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I'll show you.
Let's do it.
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♪ Good
One, two, three, four
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♪ One, two, three, four
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♪ One, two, three
♪ One, two, three
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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪
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You see?
It's easy.
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Look at me. I'm dancing.
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Okay, you can
have the helicopter.
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Brian, be careful
'cause the mountains
are the same color as the sky.
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What?
I said,
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"Be careful
'cause the mountains
are the same color as the..."
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00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:24,081
What the hell was that?
I'm practicing
my comedy crash.
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Well, keep it down
'cause I'm trying to...
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Imagine the dance
I'm gonna have to do to
get our security deposit back.
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Oh, my God. Brian, look.
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It's Aspen. We made it.
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00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,081
Well, it looks like
you're gonna be reunited
with Rupert after all.
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And just in time, too.
I can't keep my teeth
from chattering.
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Isn't that fun?
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I got these at Jack's Joke Shop
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in South Attleboro,
Massachusetts.
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Remember, if it ain't funny,
it ain't worth jack.
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Bitch.
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00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:30,492
Why, you should have seen
what our amazing
freaking daughter did
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to that guy, Lois.
She kicked his ass.
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It was like what
life did to Dana Plato.
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Meg, how could you do that?
You should call that man
and apologize.
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Hey, hey, hey,
don't you talk
to her like that.
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Meg's as cool
as the other side
of the pillow.
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Billy Dee Williams.
Hello, Peter.
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Welcome to the cool side
of the pillow.
You've had a hard day.
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Rest that weary head of yours
and drift on off to dreamland.
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Works every time.
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Well, this is the place.
Looks pretty fancy.
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Can I help you?
Ah, yes, my name's Brian.
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Look, to make
a long story short,
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I accidentally
sold you a teddy bear
back in Rhode Island,
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and I kind of need it back.
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Rupert! It's Rupert.
Stanford, who is it?
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It's nothing, dear.
I'll handle it.
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I'm sorry, but that bear
belongs to Timmy.
Now, please leave.
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Wait, wait,
how about a ski-off?
What?
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00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,281
You heard me. First one
down the mountain wins.
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If I win, I get Rupert.
Interesting.
What do I get if I win?
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My dog.
What can he do?
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00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:49,493
If you put peanut butter
anywhere on your body,
he'll lick it off.
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Anywhere.
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00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:56,166
Hmm. Well, I did go to Choate.
All right, it's a deal.
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♪ She's the kind of girl
who's not too shy
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♪ And I can tell
I'm her kind of guy
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00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:07,344
♪ She danced close to me
like I hoped she would
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00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:10,447
♪ She danced with me
like I hoped she would
293
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:14,485
♪ Somethin' tells me
I'm into something good
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00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:20,157
♪ Somethin' tells me
I'm into something good ♪
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00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:22,838
You know, Dad,
it's been really great
hanging out with you.
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00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,807
I know there's probably
a million things
you'd rather be doing.
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00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,599
Are you kidding, Meg?
I've had more fun
with you than I did
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00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,769
going to see
Lost in Translation
with Cleveland and Quagmire.
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00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:34,516
What do you think
he whispered to her?
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00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:37,107
I'll bet it was just right.
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00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:41,279
Look, I know sometimes
I give you a hard time.
You know, calling you names,
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00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:44,949
reading your diary,
farting in your cereal
when you go to get milk
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00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:48,419
and then laughing,
"She doesn't know
she's eating my fart".
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00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:53,657
But, you know, Meg,
I'm starting to realize I got
a really wonderful daughter.
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00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,259
Thanks, Dad.
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00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:59,630
Peter, good news.
Your suspension is up. You can
have your license back.
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00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:04,401
You mean it? I'm free?
No more getting
driven around? Oh, sweet.
308
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:07,004
So, I guess this means
you don't need me anymore.
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00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,640
You'll probably go back
to treating me like crap, huh?
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00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,677
Well, maybe just to
keep up appearances
in front of the family.
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00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,256
You know,
peer pressure and all that.
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00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:18,448
But from now on, Meg,
you and me
are secret best friends.
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Who wants a glass
of fresh lemonade?
Not me.
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00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:24,421
What I want is a fresh glass
of better daughter.
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00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:26,656
Hey.
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00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,981
Stewie, do you really think
you can beat this guy?
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00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:42,907
Trust me, Brian, I've got
a few tricks up my sleeve.
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00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,552
Oh, no, if only
I had rockets in my skis.
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00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:58,288
Oh, wait, I totally
have rockets in my skis.
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00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:07,297
And now I just sit back,
relax and watch my progress.
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00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:15,906
Tea, sir?
Oh, thank you, Crone.
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00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,075
You're so pleasant.
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00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:21,278
Would you like to check
on the race, sir?
Yes, why not?
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00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:35,704
Well, that's it, I suppose.
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00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:39,897
Listen, I'm really sorry,
Stewie. I know
how much Rupert meant to you.
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00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:43,111
I don't know, Brian.
Maybe this is a sign
that you were right.
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00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:46,370
Maybe I am getting
too old for Rupert.
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00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:49,406
I guess I've just
got to let him go.
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00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:52,209
Wow, that's very
grown-up of you, Stewie.
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00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:56,446
Hey, dog, let's go.
My dad won you
fair and square.
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00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:58,460
You're not really gonna
live with them, are you?
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00:21:58,484 --> 00:21:59,750
No.
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00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,697
You are not really
over Rupert, are you?
No.
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00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:04,354
That's what I thought.
Oh, Crone.
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00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:10,238
How are we gonna
get out of here?
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00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:11,473
You still got the starting gun?
337
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,137
Yeah.
Give it to me.
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00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:15,866
Get out of the fucking car!
339
00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:17,913
Get out of the fucking car
right now, man!
340
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,315
Get out of the fucking car!
Do it, do it!
Oh, my God.
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00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,017
I'll do whatever you want!
I'll fucking kill you!
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00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,575
Get out of the fucking car!
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00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,020
Did we just carjack someone?
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00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:29,446
We sure did, Brian.
We sure did.
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