Original subtitles

Hey, hold it! Hey, come back here, you!

After him! All right!

Hey, you won't go anywhere. You're the

three birds. I know you're you're from

the bird gang. That's right. I'm number

one, the rook. I'm number two.

I'm the hawk. I'm

number three.

I'm the sparrow. Get him!

ohh Isn't that the old man's second

cousin?No, first

cousin. Waking up at

dawn to songs of birds,

I was wondering what was making such a

noise.

I see. It must be you three dumb birds.

Ohh Young beggar, if you know what's good

for you, get lost. Clear it off. I

couldn't give a damn, but you've rudely

woken me. So now you've made

me angry. All right. We've ordered to

kill only one person, but we may as well

make it two. Right.

You got.

Ohh It's a stay. Watch me.

No, please, please, don't, don't

Oh, no, you don't.

You fools. Oh, yes, master.

Birds egg.

Birds egg.

Birds eggs an idiot.

Master.

These three stupid birds were told to get

rid of Ting Tan, but they failed

miserably. So from now on

I'm putting you in charge. See that it

gets done. Yes, master, you can leave

it to me. You

better not fail me. Yes, yes

Hmm

I don't like having to say anything to

you, Lot Price. So when I give you an

order, you duck to it at once. Now come

here and huddle around. Yes, Sir.

My bender.

Now together we're going to get

Coachington.

Where'd you come from?Phoenix

Village. What's your name?

Fei Fei. The Phoenix?Oh, no no

no noI'm not that. I'm

not one of them. I don't live at Phoenix

Village. In fact, I'm an

orphan. So I've got no name.

Anyway, I don't need one. I just like

wandering around. But I thought,

it's fun to have a name, so I gave myself

one. Fei Fei! And

that meansA person who has

freedom. Someone who could go

anywhere. You don't know

Kung Fu, so isn't it dangerous being on

your own?

Who says I don't know it?It's so

difficult to learn. Besides,

there are many good fighters. I know

Kung Fu as well, but the three birds

still defeated me.

Why should they want to kill you?I come

from the Five Style School. My master was

Lao.

Three months ago, the bird gang Boslo

Kan Tin and the boss of the Crazy Horse

gang Mao Fa Chung attacked us at night.

They killed my master and warned him to

get every one of the pupils to. There's

no choice. I

ran for it. Where do you intend to go?

My master's brother's living at Willow

Bridge. So I'm going to see him.

No! Your leg's been hurt! Not

serious. I'm all right. Even so,

I think you'd better rest here. You'll

need your strength. If you want to

travel, I'll cook you up a meal. Then

you'll feel much better.

Huh

Be more careful.

Thank

you.

The bread. You want

the bread as well?That's right.

Hey,

come back here.

Ohh They

killed your master. That's right.

Uncle. It's Lokantin. He teamed

up with Ma Flachuna, the Crazy Horse.

Fighters just can't stop killing each

other. I warned your master about

this. Never to get involved

in any trouble.

Otherwise the trouble will come afteryou.

Take that. Stay here if you want and

practice. But... If

you want to succeed, then get about all

this talk of revenge.

Yes. Master.

Look you. Look who's here. Hey.

Brother. Brother. Long time no see.

Hello. How are you?Well, let me introduce

my friend. Vayt Ray. Huh

It's you. HuhYou know each

other?Maybe.

Don't think so. Huh

There he is! That's the one.

HuhHold it! That beggar. Where's Ko

Chang Chan?You want it

all?That's right. You come here and I'll

tell you.

Talk. He's with your mother.

Really.

Let's see what other chicks you got up

your sleeve.

Snake! Tiger!

Craig! Keep

watching!

Leopard! Well, the five stars, I can do

better than that.

Target!

Snake!

Here, tiger!

Okay... and this...

This is... the leopard! Huh

Now I'll show you the real lifestyle

technique, huhHa!

Ha! Ha! Ha! What you

reckon?You've got the hang of it now, do

you?Ha!

Watch my snake face!

I hate

that. Let's end up playing around. I'm

not finished yet. I'll show you how good

I am. Tiger crouching.

Tiger springs.

Tiger attacks. Strike, strike,

strike. It will adjust itself. Save your

breath. Ohh

Come on. You're prowling!

I've made you into a pussycat! The crane

fizz!

I'll eat your crane too!

Now, the leopard!

I'll eat that! Ohh

She really asked for it now.

like this!

Try again!

Don't trace it! Come back!

Brooke?Yeah?I want you to let him go,

but follow him and see where he goes, and

when you find out where he's living, come

back and take!right,

yeah.

What's that?Shu Cha Wu is at Willow

Bridge?Oh, yes, sir.

Quickly go and tell Ma Fa Chun to meet us

at Willow Bridge. We're going to get Shu

Cha Wu.

Uncle, they're the ones who murdered my

master.

So got it. I'll fart turn.

Why did you have to murder my brother?Ten

years ago, in Li Cheng, your brother

killed my brother. I was only getting

revenge for that. I finally caught up

with him. Your brother was a rapist

and a murderer. That's why he died.

He deserved to be killed.

That's why I killed your brother.

He deserved to be killed as well.

And I don't like leaving loose ends.

That's why my fortune and I have come

here now to kill all of you.

I'd like to see you try. You aren't any

match for us.

ohh

Look up. Look down.

That'll teach you not to follow my style.

You

won't get away.

Brother, make a run for it. It's too late

now. I

won't go.

Brother, run for it.

Run quick. You must get revenge for me.

on!

I'm gonna have a puff on

my pipe

first.

I just light up.

enough?Yes, I

have. Ohh I've been waiting five years

for today, but we still seem to be

even. So, once or more?

Come on. You

dumb bastardI'm not scared of you. Ohh

I'm tied.

Let's play Frederic. All right.

Enough.

Who are you?You're so funny.

You look like children out of school. Say

who you are. Me?

I'm me. What do you want?

Passing through?More to the point, what

are you two doing?Contest.

Hmm Oh. You've been fighting each

other every five years. But until now,

you're still even. That's right. We've

been fighting for all of 20 years now,

but we still can't fight out as the

winner. That's right. That's always the

next try now. I'll wait another five

years. HmmAnd I'll wait too. Hmm

Stop staring.

I reckon that'll be too long. You two

can't wait five years.

And why not?] Because you'll both be dead

by then. You may be four and a half

years... ] And you only give two and a

half years. ] Who says so?]

Fate decides that. And that's your fate.

Nothing you can do. I'm telling you. I

think so. ] Absolutely. ] And what do we

do?Oh, nothing. ] HuhIf you

know our future, can you give us an idea

which one of us is the best fighter?

Hmm

I've got one, but I don't know if it'll

work. HuhWell, what is it?

Both of you can teach me your kung fu. Huh

What's that?You teach me your kung fu.

I'll go around fighting other people. And

whichever kung fu style's the most

useful, then that person's the best.

HmmSeems like a good idea to me. No.

I've got a question to ask. Oh, what's

that?If you learn both of our techniques,

you can only use one style at a time in a

fight, so I reckon it's unfair.

Right, it's unfair. I'll have to see

during the fight. Which Kung Fu technique

is helping me fight best?Then that'll be

the one I use. How else can I decide

which styles then?That's true. Do

you both agree then?Uh, I'm still

not satisfied it's the best way there is,

but... I suppose it's better than

nothing. HmmI agree.

But before we decide which one is

best, you're not to say that you're our

pupil. Also, you're not to run out on

us. It's hard to learn kung fu. Yeah.

Are you scared?Uh,

no. Right. You're going to have to

practice very hard.

If you're to succeed, you must practice

it every day or you won't progress.

Today I was passing Willow Bridge.

There was one expert fighter who got

himself killed there. Ohh You should

know him. Xu Xiao Wu.

Xu Xiao Wu is dead. Eight of them died.

Massacre.

Because the Kung Fu wasn't good enough.

Now practice.

Run for it! Run for it! So you

can come back one day and get revenge!

Revenge! Revenge!

Hmm Have you ever been taught

any secret style?No. Then

allow me to teach you some, because

you're gonna need them. All right,

are you ready, huh

Dragon comes out, again.

This is my secret technique. I pretend to

attack the head, but I'm aiming

underneath. I told you to get ready, but

actually it was a trick. I'm trying to

surprise you. Oh, is that your secret

style?That's an old trick! Oh! It may be

old, but it still works! So it's a secret

style! Aw... Hmm..

Hey! I just learned a secret technique!

Do you want to test me?

Did he teach you how to use it, eh

That's right! Ah, I see whether you can

or not! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

You pretend to attack my head, but

actually you aim underneath.

Is that all his secret technique is?I

can do much better than that. Hey, you

won't be able to trick me. If you know

it, why'd you let me use it?You were

teasing me. No, I'm not. I'm

training you. You must have more

experience. Heh, I'll teach you

another secret, sir. Your own secret

style. Uh, certainly. Now, tap me with

your hands. Anyway.

But if I should trap your hands, try your

best to get away.

Ohh

Come on.

Come on

What kind of goop is that?Uh, sticky

hands. My secret style.

Oh. Do you want to learn?Yes.

Now your Kung Fu has progressed

sufficiently. We need a fighter to test

you out on. A fighter?You leave that to

me.

But on one condition. HuhWhat's that?

I want to challenge a top-class fighter.

Also, he must be a mean piece of work.

Otherwise, how can I know which one of

your techniques is best?I agree. And

I agree, too. Since you both agreed,

we'll start in the morning.

Well, we've been everywhere. No solid

top-class fighters.

Hey, where are we going to find them?No,

Ross. Easy. I'll find them very soon.

Well, did you get a load of that?Hey,

come on, you guys. Don't find him. No.

Nowhere. You're going to go finding

yourself. Find him.

Find him. I'm

telling you. What?Hey. Hey, you. I

thought you were dead. You three will be

dead very soon.

HuhWho are you trying to kid?Don't play

rough. I'll soon show you. Huh

HuhHuhWe'll soon find out about that.

Who's

that?You are.

So why don't they take me just fine?

Picking melodis. That's by too.

Hey, you can't keep using

that style the whole time. You want me to

lose?Crazy. Easy

now. What?

Hey, Dragon White style, that's mine. One

for you, free for me. Hey,

Dog style that's mine.

Ohh

That one's mine. It's yours?Oh, God damn

it. No. Hurry up, will you?Three to two.

Hey,

dragon, come out. That's mine. We're

even. Even. What

should I use next?Use mine. Mine. Mine.

Use mine. Use mine.

What?What do you think?We were leaving.

Neither wins. Never mind. There has to

be some other top class fighters around.

Don't worry, we'll soon find out which

one's best. Are you sure?

What are you doing, you lot?Look, now,

Shrek, what's up in hurry, ehMr.

Bird, you got a hat. I like to wear a

hat. What's wrong with it?

We met that young beggar again, you

remember?

You've been fighting with him, have you?

Yes. At last?Yes.

You three birds are so dumb and

big. Now watch me.

Mr. Bird, shall we tell the boss?None

eat. The boss shouldn't be bothered by

such small fry as this guy. All I got

to do is whack my finger at him and he's

finished. But he's changed a lot

recently. He's gone for his good. Really.

Better than mine.

We're in business. Huh

That's it. Oh, you're

too heavy. Oh, fine. You're

all

right. Get in there. God, God. Stand up

now. Coming.

You. That's right. Do you want to move

first or should I?But you're

so small. I don't want the people to say

that I'm a bully. You can move fast.

All right.

RightAll right. Yeah.

Come

on.

Hey, you little chicken.

Where'd he

go?

Ohh Why didn't you come and help

me?You ordered us not to

move. You useless idiot. You

still want to take me on?Hey, you don't

think I'd say no, do you?I'm not

going to show you how good my fire pistol

is. Stronger comes

out.

Oh, watch it, Willie, you hurt me.

I won't fight you anymore if you don't

play fair.

Oh, we're doing the same. Ohh Just like

snacks. Look again.

They're not the same. Oh, you're hurting

me.

Oh, this is the sick cat style. Come on,

get up. I'm going to use my flying crepe

technique.

I got

you. Here comes my flying crane.

What are you trying to do

to me?Where's the flying crane?Huh

Fallen out of its nest?

ohh What kind of style is that?

A slippery state, coming out. HuhHuh

HuhHuhHuh

HuhHuhHuh

Whoa! Easy does it, partner. Hi.

HuhHow's that?My snake twist is much

better. Where's

yours?It's sleeping. HuhWake it up.

Over here.

Dragon tiger. Snake crane. What's the

fence?Panther.

What kind of panther's that?The pink

panther.

That's the pink panther. The panther

can't. Ohh

Oh, a

lazy panther.

You. Oh, I'll get you.

Oh, I'll get you. Are

you blind?

Oh, so you're afraid of that, are you?But

in that case, I'll have you some more.

I'm going to let you have it. I got

another technique here. Now you watch

this.

Is he fighting or is he

dancing?What

kind is that?A seagull.

No, it's a crow.

Hey, Shelly Mary Kung Fu technique.

That's right. Hmm

Big ass track's mine.

I'm the cigar.

Goose up a tree. That's mine.

A

singing bird. That's mine.

He's using mine.

My way, my way. My wig is

broken. Ohh

It's your turn, I'll get it right.

Drag yourself.

That's one for me.

I give up. Come here. Stand

here.

ohh That's

my style, four to three.

I feel like I'm a bird, but I

can't seem to fly

anymore. Hey, it's a

tricky style. Hmm

Not bad. Not bad. Hey, what's the score

now?Still the same. I've

got four. Hey, if this keeps up,

we're never going to know which one of us

is best. Hey, I know of a man

who's a kung fu expert, and he's a mean

bastardIf I find him, we'll know his

style is the best. Well, let's go. Hey,

let's go. He doesn't live anywhere.

I've got to find out where he is first.

Go back and wait for my news. Hey,

bastardAre you going to run out on it?

Yeah. Hey, I gave you my word. I'll

see you right, no matter what. I won't

let you two down. HmmHuhHuh

Oh, good.

No, Captain.

How dare you come here?You've got a nerve

buzzing your way in here like this.

I'm a good fighter. You don't scare me

one bit. Better say your

prayers. HmmThere's no

hurry. I want to ask you where I can find

a man. Who?

Moppatoon.

No problem. If you can defeat

me first, then I'll tell you.

Your kung fu's improved!

ah

huh

Talk. Where can I find him?If I tell you,

you're not to kill him. That's my

own affair. But if you can find his

poople, Shu Chang Lu, then you can find

him. And where can I find Shu Chang Lu?

Usually it's night. Shu Chang Lu, go to

the brothel. I'm pretty sure you can find

him there.

Huh

Customers are here. Out you come, ladies.

Oh, mister, is this your first time yet?

Yes. I'm sure you'll like

it. I look forward to seeing you again.

Mister, would you like a girl now,

or do you want to see the show?Uh, uh,

do you have a show on here?That's right.

Five people take part in it, oh well

trained. They're superb, absolutely

fantastic. I want a girl. They

can watch the show. We can meet up later.

It's a house rule. Money first, cash up

front. Pay her.

Is that enough?Oh, that's enough. Thanks

a lot. Sugarplum,

Mr. Sugar Plum is the best

girl that we have in this house. She'll

look after you. I'm sure you'll be very

pleased.

I'm going to look around now. Come on.

Listen, don't forget the job now. Umm

He's having fun with our money.

Hey. Nope.

Is this the show you mean?Certainly.

That's what I told you. What kind of show

did you think it was?HuhThis

isn't any good. We paid for it,

so why not watch it?Come on.

No, no,

no,

noI want to take my clothes off.

Mister, you can't do it with them, mom.

But I don't want to take them off now.

ohh Oh,

no, sorry. Oh, come on. Sorry.

Shi Chang Lu, do you still remember me?

Aren't you one of those from the fast

house gym, huhYes, you're

right there. Well, isn't this a small

world?What a strange

coincidence. Right. Today

you're going to breathe your last.

Let's get in there.

Bastard what kind of style's that?

That's your job. You count

them up. Ah Monkey up a tree, that's my

name.

Hey, dragon comes out, that's mine.

Hey,

the dragon's tail, that's mine too.

Crazy, that sounds useless. Lose a point.

Hey, yes, yes, monkey stealing.

Beggar, yours sounds useless too. Crazy.

Minus two points.

It's time to use one of my styles.

Ohh

You can go back now and tell your master

tomorrow noon. I'll wait for him outside

town and you can pay for all

of the damages. Get him.

Hey, what stone did you use on him?The

jump kick. EhWhich one do you think's the

best?Oh, mine, of course. And you?

I lost that time. Oh, never mind.

I'm meeting a top fighter. Tomorrow you

get your chance. Really.

So the young beggar has teamed up with

two old men. Yes, he seems to have

improved in a short time. They must have

taught him if his Kung Fu's that good.

But I don't believe he can improve that

much. If he wants to meet me tomorrow,

I'm prepared.

I hear your kung fu's improved. Of

course, because I've come to kill you.

Hey kid, this guy looks like he really

means business. He's an evil man. He's

no right to live. Hey, do

you have anything to say?

Start praying.

Hey, that's my style.

Very bad, mine is one.

That's my style.

ohh Minus one

review! What lay you now?Dragon jumping!

Crazy! This is very good! Monkey'speeling!

This one's no good either! Watch this!

Come on!

It's Crazy Horse. That's right. You know

about that.

Oh, that's no good. Crazy. I think

we're going to have to fight ourselves.

Right. It's not going to be easy. Come on

now.

oh You're right. We'll charge together.

Crazy. Why do you use my head?Your head's

harder than my foot.

Crazy. Looks like we're in trouble. Let's

run for it. Yeah, right.

oh

Come on, let's run for it. Oh,

yeah. HmmMy fortune's crazy horse fist.

He's so powerful. He's like a mad horse.

He moves so fast. And he's got

no weak points.

Ah

Crazy! Do that again!

Huh

Hey. HuhAttack me,

huh

Oh,

you.

ohh

Wow! Ohh Hey, crazy! Are

you all right?You all been about

like a woman! Of course I'm all right!

You remember at the brothel, those

drunken men chasing after all the girls.

Oh, what is their movement?That's right.

They're moving very quickly. Uh, it's a

kung fu style. I reckon it could even

defeat the Crazy Horse style. Oh.

Hey, what kind of kung fu style you

talking about?Easy, man.

Just wait till we've perfected it. Then

we'll teach you. Beggar,

we're gonna have to invent some new

techniques. Understand?

Remember?Understand?

You bastard

A dancing girl.

I got enough flushing out of cows.

The Crazy Horse Fist is strong,

and his kick is fast and accurate.

Avoid it. If you want to fight with him,

you'll have to first see if you can deal

with us. HmmHmm

Turn around.

Hmm

This is the way. Use this strike and aim

for his joint. You learn that and then

you'll be good enough to fight my

fortune. Umm

umm

Crazy Horse is hard to learn.

It involves 49 movements.

It's impossible to learn quickly.

But now you have mastered the basics,

you'll be able to beat him easily.

Master, why don't we go and find him now?

Where do you think we should start

looking?In

the streets first, the restaurants?You

can't hide away forever. No.

I defeated them, so the three of them

wouldn't be full enough to show there.

I reckon we should look somewhere

isolated. HmmHmm

Four-star flirting technique.

Huh

Hey, the vista, shooting an arrow.

HmmOh.

The dancing style. This is the six

style. Have you got it now?

OhIs this your so-called new technique,

the dancing style?Mm-hmm,

that's right. Oh, I thought you were only

interested in kung fu. It seems you

prefer the ladies and the dancing girls.

Hey, we're not interested in the dancing

girls at all. But when we visited the

brothel, we paid to watch the show.

If we paid, might as well watch. Oh,

it's so funny, the dancing style, I

reckon it's useless. Hey, say that what I

learn. This dancing style, you think it

can defeat my butt church?That's not the

point of issue at the moment. You just

got to learn it. As much longer,

we're gonna end up as dancing girls.

Mm-hmmOh, this kind of style looks so

ridiculous. It doesn't have any rules.

All right, I'll practice alone. Hmm

What's this?Are you dancing?

That's right. You've come at the right

time, 'cause I need a partner to his

ends. Who will go first?Huh,

instead of Kung Fu, you want to confuse

me with your words. Master,

let me handle him.

This time we're gonna propay to you

permanently.

ah

Take off your shirt.

Crazy Horse!

Ah

Hit the Phoenix Island!

Oh,

huh

Hey, why don't you use the dancing style?

Without any music?How can I dance?That's

easy. We can fix that quick. Right.

Quick. Hey,

heyHey, what?What's the matter with

you?Come on.

No, not that. Tell me that one.

One, two.

Huh

Very good. Quick, come

on again.

That's great. Yeah.

Finish.

Now!

Oh

ohh

Hey, get out of his feet. Go on.

His feet.

Watch out now. His feet are almost

useless. Tell you, sir dancing style.

Listen, keep in time. Huh

I think you better go to Denmark. You act

just like a woman now.

Don't act like a crazy horse.

Right, leave him. Grab him. Leave him.

Hey, the dancing kiss, that's mine, huh

Washing her clothes back, vine. Huh

Dancing girl.

Don't you get fed. That's my style.

That's mine. I got two. I got two.

Dancing girl rips their silt. I got

three now. I'm winning. I've

got three.

Wash your hands. Wash hands. Wash

feet. The dancing girl washing, that's

mine.

Dancing, holding.

Dancing, holding that spine, too.

Dancing girl is a princess. So you used a

dancing style. It's not as good as a

crazy horse.

That's called the cranny horse kick.

Washing the clothes. Wash

hands. Huh Wash feet.

Washing the feet.

Having a bath. That's mine. That's mine.

It's mine! No, it's mine!

Hmm Stupid old man!

You're an idiot! Stupid!

I hate you! You useless

old man! That's my style. And that

is my style.

After the dancing style, you should be

feeling tired. Hmm All right.

I'll now add in a few of my own styles,

especially for you. Six dancing

girls at once. Here we

go. It's yours. No, it's yours.

Bye, you Robin. Ohh

Hey, all right. Yeah.

Where's that was that?That was my own

style. Ohh I

reckon you didn't like him at

all. He destroyed our clan. He's

so cruel. He killed all my friends.

I had to kill him. HmmSo you wanted

us to teach you to get revenge. That's

why you came along. But can you now tell

us which one is the best?Uh,

both. Oh, she's taking us in. We've been

all top fighters, and you can still say

we're toothpaste. Hey,

Crazy?HuhI got an idea.

What is it?Since we don't know which one

is the best,

why not use him as our target?Huh

Whoever can hit him the most times, he's

the winner. Right there! Yeah!

Oh,

wow! What's that?