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[***]
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Okay, one time Randy Beaman
knew this creepy guy.
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And Randy Beaman says to him,
"Get lost."
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And so he did.
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And then nobody
ever found the guy.
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It's true. Okay, bye.
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* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join the
Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister
Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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*We've got wisecracks
By the stacks *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain
Who want to rule the universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy
While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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*We're zany to the max
There's bologna in our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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* Here's the show's name-y *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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[***]
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[***]
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[ALL SNORING]
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[POUNDING
ON DOOR]
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* Wake up, it's late
It's 20 minutes after 8 *
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* Everyone, get up
It's time to go *
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* Up and at 'em now
Come on, shake a leg *
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* Have some juice
And scrambled egg *
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* On the floor and out the door
Let's get on our way *
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* Hey, watch out *
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* What's the matter? *
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* You almost knocked me
Off the ladder *
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* No, I didn't *
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* Yes, you did
I almost fell *
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* Don't exaggerate *
* I'm not *
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* Yeah, right *
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* Are you trying to
pick a fight? *
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* Will you get out of
My face? *
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* You're always in
My space *
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* Hey, get off
Each other's case *
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* Because we're trying
To get along *
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* I want pancakes or a waffle
This tastes awful *
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* Is that all
We've got? *
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* Can't find my clothes
And I need to blow my nose *
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* And my socks are full of holes
And my shoelace has a knot *
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* That's
My toothbrush *
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* No, it's not *
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* It's sitting in my slot *
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* No, it isn't *
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* This is mine and
That one's yours *
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* Well you're standing
In my way *
* That's tough *
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* All right, that's enough *
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* Everybody, get your stuff *
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* Because we're going
Out the door *
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* Every time we get into the car
It's so much work *
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* It takes us
20 minutes *
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* While you're driving me
Berserk *
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* With your playing
And your jumping *
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* And your running
All about *
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* When I finally get you inside
You always lock me out *
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* I'm mad, I'm mad
I'm really, really, really mad *
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* You poked me with your elbow
In my side *
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* No, I didn't *
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* Yes, you did, you did
And I'm just a little kid *
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* You're lying
Don't deny it *
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* Oh, I'm gonna hit you *
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* Yeah, just try it *
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* Will both of you be quiet *
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* 'Cause we're driving
In a car *
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* Ow, he hit me *
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* Ow, she bit me *
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* He said he's
Gonna get me *
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* No, I didn't *
* Yes, you did *
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* All right, that's it
Now I forbid *
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*Either one of you to say
Another word *
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* Are we there yet?
I'm tired *
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* I'm hungry
How far? *
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* My nose is snotty
Need to move my body *
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* Gotta use the potty
Better stop the car *
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* Stop it *
* No, you stop it *
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* Why can't you both
Just drop it? *
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* He started it *
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* Oh, yeah, I'm really
Sure, uh-huh *
* Nuh-uh *
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* It's your fault *
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* No, it's not
Your leg is in my spot *
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* Yakko, you be quiet
And that goes for you too, Dot *
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[HORN HONKS]
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* Every time we take a trip
It's always just the same *
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* With the fighting
And the biting *
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* And the calling
All those names *
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* There's pushing and shoving
There's scratching on the neck *
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* When we finally get to
Where we're going *
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* Everyone's a wreck *
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[ALL HUMMING]
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* I'm mad, I'm mad *
* Are we there yet? *
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* I'm really, really mad *
* I'm tired *
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* You poked me with your elbow
In my side *
* No, I didn't *
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* You did, you did *
* Nose is snotty *
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* I'm just a little kid *
* Need to move my body *
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* Would both of you be quiet
'Cause were driving in a car *
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[***]
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* We're here
We're here *
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* Doesn't anybody
Want to give a cheer? *
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* You mean, this is where
We're all gonna spend the day? *
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* At the circus? *
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* Hey, guys, look
They got rides *
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* Now you're satisfied? *
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* All right, everyone inside
And let's have some fun, okay? *
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[WARNERS CHEERING]
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* I'm glad
I'm glad *
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* What a really great time
We had *
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* See, those lions
And those tigers *
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* Weren't they neat? *
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* Are you happy now? *
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* We are
Thanks a lot *
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* I'm sorry
That we fought *
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* From now on
I'll get along *
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* That's all right, Dot
I was wrong *
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* Ah, that's nice
Now, come along *
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* Let's all get
In the car *
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* You can take the seat you like
You're always so gallant *
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* Ah, thank you, Dot
But ladies first *
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* You take the seat
You want *
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* Everybody's happy now
We've had a real good day *
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* And now it's time to
Go back home *
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* So let's be
On our way *
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DOT:
You hit me.
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YAKKO:
No, I didn't.
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Yes, you did. Stop it!
No, you stop it.
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Move your leg.
No, you move your leg.
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You started it.
No, I didn't. You did.
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No, I didn't, you did.
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Don't you cross that line.
This is the line right here.
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Oh, yeah?
Since when?
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Get out of my face.
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[BOTH TALKING AT SAME TIME]
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NARRATOR:
It's Mime Time.
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Today on Mime Time:
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finding an imaginary coin.
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[***]
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The end.
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[***]
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NARRATOR:
Did you ever have
one of those days?
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You know, you get up...
[YAWNS]
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...on the wrong side
of the roost.
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You have to skip breakfast.
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[GROANS]
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You can't find
a perching space.
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And by the time you get where
you're going,
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you're in a pretty bad mood.
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Bobby was having
one of those days.
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Hey, Bobby, old buddy,
old pal.
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Hi, Bobby.
How's it going?
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Get lost.
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I don't need no aggravation,
so take a flight.
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You in a bad mood,
Bobby?
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Why? Do I look like
I'm in a bad mood?
[GULPS]
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I don't know. Maybe you look
like you're in a bad mood.
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So, what if I am?
Big deal!
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What's it to you?!
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Go flap yourselves
unconscious.
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[COOS]
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Nothing worse than when
Bobby gets the depressives.
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Know the best way to
get rid of the bad mood blues?
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Sure. I keep eating until
I look like Gary Busey.
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That's the dingiest idea
you ever uttered, Squit.
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The only way to get rid of
the bad mood blues is to laugh.
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"Ipso factoto,"
we make Bobby laugh.
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You with me on this?
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Sure, Pesto, whatever you say.
You're the boss.
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What's that
supposed to mean?
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I'm just saying
you're the boss.
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The boss? What? Are you saying
that I am Tony Danza?
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Is that what
you're saying?
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No, no, that's not
what I'm saying.
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Oh. So what you
are saying...
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is that I am
Bruce Springsteen
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here to wear a red bandana
and sing "Born In The U.S.A."?
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Is that what
you're saying?
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No, I'm not
saying that.
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You're saying that
I am the boss.
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Yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
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That's it!
I'll give you
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a boss, you big tutti-frutti!
Pesto, knock it off.
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Take that, you swaybacked,
wingtip peckarooni!
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Come on, I need
those feathers, Pesto.
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Come on, lay off...
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[***]
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[BIKE BELL RINGS]
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Laughter is contagious,
Squit.
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So l laugh, you laugh,
he laughs.
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Get it?
Got it.
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Fine.
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Ha-ha.
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Look at that bird.
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Funny-looking,
ain't he, Bobby?
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[LAUGHING]
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Whoa!
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[ELECTRICITY
CRACKLING]
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You still in a bad
mood, Bobby?
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[CRACKLING]
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I'll take that
as a yes.
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Whoa!
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[DISTANT CRASH]
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Mowww!
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Mamma mia, tutta famiglia.
What a day am I having.
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[***]
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Feta fedelini. What
a melancholy birdie.
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We gotta do something
drastic.
[SNAPS]
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Squit, I want you
should sneak up on him,
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grab him, and hold him
while I tickle him.
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He'll annihilate me.
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He don't, I will!
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Don't make a move, Bobby.
It's not me, Squit.
[GRUNTING]
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It's, uh, some seedy sparrow
come to beak you out,
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so don't look around.
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Squit, I'm gonna whack you
to Hong Kong,
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you don't let go
of my wings.
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Tickle, tickle,
tickle, tickle.
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[LAUGHS, ALL SCREAM]
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[***]
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[SIGHS]
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[DRUMMING CAN]
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Hey. How you all doing?
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I tell you, a funny thing
happened to me
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on the way out here
to Hoboken.
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I got hit by a train.
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[PLAYS RIMSHOT]
246
00:10:48,834 --> 00:10:51,033
You know what was on my mind
at the time?
247
00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:52,033
My tail feathers.
248
00:10:52,033 --> 00:10:55,033
[LAUGHS, RIMSHOT]
249
00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:58,567
Oh. Knock off
the bad jokes, Pesto.
250
00:10:58,567 --> 00:11:00,133
You think these jokes
are bad?
251
00:11:00,133 --> 00:11:01,968
Then you should have
been here yesterday.
252
00:11:01,968 --> 00:11:03,601
I was out of town.
[LAUGHS]
253
00:11:04,734 --> 00:11:06,300
[PLAYS RIMSHOT]
254
00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,667
I met an elephant
the other day,
255
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,567
and I knew he was
from Tuscaloosa.
256
00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:11,367
Why? Because
his tusk was loosa.
257
00:11:11,367 --> 00:11:13,567
[PLAYS RIMSHOT]
[LAUGHING]
258
00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:16,667
[GRUNTS]
259
00:11:17,834 --> 00:11:19,000
[BONES CRACK]
260
00:11:20,434 --> 00:11:22,601
You two give me
any more agita today,
261
00:11:22,601 --> 00:11:24,200
and I'm gonna cream you
like corn.
262
00:11:28,634 --> 00:11:30,033
The Godpigeon.
263
00:11:33,534 --> 00:11:35,167
[KISSING FEET TWICE]
264
00:11:36,267 --> 00:11:37,901
[KISSES]
265
00:11:37,901 --> 00:11:40,234
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
266
00:11:42,634 --> 00:11:45,467
The Godpigeon says he wants
that I should cheer up.
267
00:11:45,467 --> 00:11:46,767
Things could be
worse.
268
00:11:46,767 --> 00:11:48,167
I could be
molting.
269
00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:49,634
[LAUGHS]
270
00:11:50,868 --> 00:11:53,467
Molting?
That don't happen.
271
00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:55,133
Pigeons do not molt.
272
00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:58,300
Aah! I molted!
273
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:01,467
Ha-ha-ha. You're bald
as an egg, Pesto.
274
00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:03,367
A big, beaking bald-o.
275
00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:04,734
[LAUGHING]
276
00:12:08,634 --> 00:12:10,567
[LAUGHS]
277
00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:12,267
You think I am funny?
278
00:12:12,267 --> 00:12:15,067
No. I think you're
in a bad mood.
279
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,834
I'll give you a bad mood!
Upside the head!
280
00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:18,000
Pesto, come on.
No, no.
281
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,601
I'll make gravy
out of your beakbone,
282
00:12:19,601 --> 00:12:21,701
you big sack of
garbanzo beans!
283
00:12:21,701 --> 00:12:22,767
Giamelli!
Gorgonzola!
284
00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:25,067
Yeah. Yeah.
285
00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:27,033
Oh, I'm in
a good mood now.
286
00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:28,968
[LAUGHING]
287
00:12:32,868 --> 00:12:34,234
[***]
288
00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:43,100
Okay.
One time Randy Beaman
289
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:45,501
had to take baths
with his brother.
290
00:12:45,501 --> 00:12:48,901
So one time his little brother
took a potty in the bathtub.
291
00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:51,501
And now Randy Beaman
gets to take showers by himself.
292
00:12:52,634 --> 00:12:54,567
[GLASS
BREAKS]
293
00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:55,634
Okay, bye.
294
00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:02,501
[***]
295
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:09,868
MOM:
Katie. Oh, Katie, darling.
296
00:13:09,868 --> 00:13:13,801
Coming, mom.
Hello, wonderful family.
297
00:13:13,801 --> 00:13:15,601
Well, hi there,
princess.
298
00:13:15,601 --> 00:13:18,868
Don't you look lovely
for your date with Jared.
299
00:13:18,868 --> 00:13:21,801
It's not a date, Mom.
It's a study group.
300
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,100
My mistake.
301
00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:26,467
What's that
on your face?
302
00:13:27,501 --> 00:13:28,501
A pimple?
303
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,100
[GASPS]
304
00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:36,033
[GROWLING]
305
00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:40,467
Oh, dear.
Here we go again.
306
00:13:40,467 --> 00:13:42,634
Hit the dirt!
307
00:13:42,634 --> 00:13:43,767
[GASPS]
308
00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:46,033
Incoming!
309
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:49,000
[ANGRILY]
I have a pimple.
I have a pimple.
310
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,100
[DEMONIC VOICE]
I have a pimple!
311
00:13:52,801 --> 00:13:54,801
[SCREAMING]
312
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,133
[GASPS]
313
00:13:57,534 --> 00:13:59,367
It's only
a small blemish.
314
00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:01,334
Nothing to get
excited over.
315
00:14:01,334 --> 00:14:02,501
[DEMONIC VOICE]
Nothing?
316
00:14:02,501 --> 00:14:05,300
You call this nothing?
317
00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:08,534
Uh, i-- It's just that we
don't want you to g-g-get upset.
318
00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:09,634
[GROWLING]
319
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:13,067
You think everything
I do is wrong!
320
00:14:15,267 --> 00:14:18,934
Hello, 911? Hormonal teenager
losing it on Oak Tree Lane.
321
00:14:18,934 --> 00:14:19,934
Send reinforcements.
322
00:14:19,934 --> 00:14:22,234
Send reinforcements.
323
00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:32,634
[***]
324
00:14:38,367 --> 00:14:39,601
Remodeling,
huh?
325
00:14:42,434 --> 00:14:44,634
Um, is Katie ready for
study group?
326
00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:53,167
Okay. I'm ready.
Let's go.
327
00:14:53,968 --> 00:14:55,467
Your family's nice.
328
00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:56,667
They have
their moments.
329
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:03,000
She'll grow out of it.
Won't she?
330
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,000
* Her family knows that
Anytime soon *
331
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,634
* Their little lady Katie
Goes...kaboom *
332
00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:16,868
NARRATOR:
It's time for another
Good idea, Bad idea.
333
00:15:18,534 --> 00:15:19,534
Good idea:
334
00:15:21,033 --> 00:15:24,501
tossing a penny into a fountain
to make a wish.
335
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,968
Bad idea:
336
00:15:28,968 --> 00:15:31,901
tossing your cousin Penny into
a fountain to make a wish.
337
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,701
Good idea:
338
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:41,000
giving your dog a bath.
339
00:15:42,334 --> 00:15:44,133
Bad idea:
340
00:15:44,133 --> 00:15:45,834
having your dog
dry-cleaned.
341
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,267
Good idea:
342
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:53,400
playing horsy with
your little sister.
343
00:15:57,133 --> 00:15:58,634
Bad idea:
344
00:15:58,634 --> 00:16:00,400
playing horsy with
your Aunt Bertha.
345
00:16:04,934 --> 00:16:05,934
Good idea:
346
00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:09,834
throwing a surprise party
for your father.
347
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:11,267
ALL:
Surprise!
348
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:15,200
Bad idea:
349
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,634
throwing a surprise party
for your grandfather.
350
00:16:17,634 --> 00:16:19,634
ALL:
Surprise!
[GASPS]
351
00:16:20,701 --> 00:16:22,601
Good idea:
352
00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:27,467
playing cops and robbers
in the park.
353
00:16:28,801 --> 00:16:29,901
Bad idea:
354
00:16:31,234 --> 00:16:33,200
playing cops and robbers
in the bank.
355
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,200
[GUNS COCK]
356
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,267
Good idea:
357
00:16:38,267 --> 00:16:40,801
playing catch
with your grandfather.
358
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:44,601
Bad idea:
359
00:16:44,601 --> 00:16:47,300
playing catch
with your grandfather.
360
00:16:49,434 --> 00:16:51,000
Good idea:
361
00:16:52,501 --> 00:16:54,968
playing the scales
on a piano.
[CRACKS KNUCKLES]
362
00:16:54,968 --> 00:16:56,300
[PLAYS]
363
00:16:57,501 --> 00:17:00,467
Bad idea:
364
00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:02,567
[CRACKS KNUCKLES]
playing
the scales on a fish.
365
00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:03,601
[GROWLS]
366
00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:12,901
The end.
367
00:17:22,434 --> 00:17:23,834
Know what?
Okay.
368
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:26,701
One time Randy Beaman
ate some corn flakes.
369
00:17:26,701 --> 00:17:27,801
But it wasn't corn flakes.
370
00:17:27,801 --> 00:17:30,334
It was his brother's
scab collection.
371
00:17:30,334 --> 00:17:31,367
Okay, bye.
372
00:17:36,434 --> 00:17:38,601
[***]
373
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:44,100
[***]
374
00:17:46,701 --> 00:17:49,601
Ladies and gentlemen...
375
00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:52,968
let's get ready
to stumble!
376
00:17:52,968 --> 00:17:55,601
This is the main event.
377
00:17:55,601 --> 00:17:58,601
Welcome to the Quarrelmania
pro wrestling
378
00:17:58,601 --> 00:18:02,868
championship of the world!
379
00:18:04,634 --> 00:18:06,267
[GIGGLES]
Ooh.
380
00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:09,300
This is going to be
a real slamfest.
381
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:13,601
Take those off.
382
00:18:13,601 --> 00:18:15,501
No. We don't want
anyone to see us here.
383
00:18:15,501 --> 00:18:16,801
It's embarrassing.
384
00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:18,901
[GROWLS]
385
00:18:18,901 --> 00:18:20,200
[ALL GASP]
386
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,734
In this corner...
387
00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:27,901
Ironhead McCann!
388
00:18:27,901 --> 00:18:29,667
[CROWD BOOING]
389
00:18:33,501 --> 00:18:37,601
Boo! Get out of
the ring, you bum!
390
00:18:37,601 --> 00:18:39,767
And his opponent,
391
00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:42,400
champion of the world,
392
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:47,334
the Belgian behemoth,
Lardo!
393
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,701
[CROWD CHEERING]
394
00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:53,167
Woof, woof, woof.
395
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,334
Why aren't you
woofing?
396
00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:58,100
We said we'd come
with you, Scratchy.
397
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:00,100
We didn't say
we'd enjoy it.
398
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:01,868
Besides,
it's fake.
399
00:19:01,868 --> 00:19:02,868
[GASPS]
400
00:19:02,868 --> 00:19:04,400
It is not!
401
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:09,300
You don't know
anything about wrestling.
402
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,534
[BELL RINGS]
403
00:19:10,534 --> 00:19:11,834
[BOTH GROWLING]
404
00:19:16,534 --> 00:19:19,200
[GRUNTING]
405
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,667
Ooh. That was
a nasty.
406
00:19:23,267 --> 00:19:24,734
[***]
407
00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:27,234
[CROWD CHEERING]
408
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,701
[GRUNTING]
409
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,400
[PANTING EXCITEDLY]
410
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,534
See? I told you
it was fake.
411
00:19:33,534 --> 00:19:35,000
It's not fake.
412
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
He didn't even
touch the guy.
413
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,434
It's...not...
fake!
414
00:19:50,901 --> 00:19:52,601
Who said "fake"?
415
00:19:52,601 --> 00:19:55,000
[SCREAMS,
WHINES]
416
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,868
You wanna see
how fake it is?
417
00:19:57,868 --> 00:19:58,868
Who, me?
418
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,601
No, Lardo, really.
Oh. No. No, no, no, Lardo!
419
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:03,901
You-- You don't understand.
420
00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:05,901
[WHACKING]
Oooh.
421
00:20:05,901 --> 00:20:07,834
Eeeee.
422
00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:10,000
Aaaah.
423
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,133
Oooow.
424
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:13,634
Oooh.
425
00:20:13,634 --> 00:20:14,934
Ouchie.
426
00:20:14,934 --> 00:20:16,167
[SCREAMS]
427
00:20:17,934 --> 00:20:19,567
[CROWD CHEERING]
428
00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:22,234
Hey, I guess it's not
fake after all.
429
00:20:27,934 --> 00:20:30,868
[***]
430
00:21:02,767 --> 00:21:03,901
ALL:
Ciao, America!
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