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ANNOUNCER:
Newsreel of the Stars.
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Dateline: Hollywood, 1930.
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The Warner Brothers Studio.
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Here at the studio's
new Animation Department,
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the artists toiled endlessly
to come up with cartoon stars,
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ultimately creating
three new characters:
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The Warner brothers
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and their sister, Dot.
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ALL:
Hello, Nurse.
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Unfortunately, the Warner kids
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were totally out of control.
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ALL:
Boingy, boingy,
boingy, boingy.
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The trio ran amok
throughout the studio...
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until their capture.
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The Warners' films,
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which made absolutely no sense,
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were locked away
in the studio vault,
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never to be released.
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As for the Warners themselves,
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they were locked away
in the studio water tower,
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also never to be released.
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Publicly, the studio
has disavowed any knowledge
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of the Warners' existence
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to this very day,
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when the Warners escaped.
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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* We've got wisecracks
By the stacks *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain *
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* Who want to rule
The universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy *
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* While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
In our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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* Here's the show's name-y *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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ANNOUNCER:
It's Mime Time.
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Today on Mime Time:
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Swimming in an imaginary ocean.
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The end.
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MAN:
* When the birds
Hit the street *
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* Looking for food to eat *
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* That's Goodfeathers *
* That's Goodfeathers *
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* When I'm cooin' at you
And you're cooin' at me *
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* That's Goodfeathers *
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* Take no guff
'Cause they're tough *
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* Strut their stuff
No cream puffs *
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* That's Goodfeathers *
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SQUIT:
As far back as I can remember,
the city was dangerous,
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especially at night.
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Wise guys who've never even
seen the light of day
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stalk the meanstreets.
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[ALL GASP]
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[ALL SCREAM]
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At night,
everybody's on the prowl
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for unsuspecting victims.
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Like us pigeons.
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[OWL SQUAWKS,
GOODFEATHERS SCREAM]
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Ow! Oh! What is that, a rope?
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We're gettin' hogtied.
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My toe! Ratatouille!
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Hoot! Heh-heh!
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First time pigeon hunting
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and I bag three
big, fat, juicy ones. Heh-heh!
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Hey, you are pigeons,
aren't you?
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I hate to admit it,
but I, uh, never saw one before.
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Pigeons?
What pigeons?
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Are you a pigeon?
What? Who, me?
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No.
You a pigeon?
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Last time I looked. Ooh!
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We're no pigeons.
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No? Well,
what are you?
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We're, uh, macaroni birds.
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Yeah, that's what we are.
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Well, you, uh,
macaroni birds
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know what a pigeon
looks like?
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Yeah, sure.
Forget about it.
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Pigeons dipsy-doodle around
on pointy toes.
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They got, uh,
stubby molars.
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Some got antlers
up top. Bip, bip, bip.
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You can't miss 'em.
Oh, yeah.
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Hey, thanks for setting me
straight, macaroni birds.
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See you.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Bada-bing, we fooled
that fledgling,
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you know what I'm saying?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Heh!
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I don't know,
Goodfeathers.
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It doesn't seem right lying
to an egg-fresh owl.
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Sometimes you gotta
act fraudulent
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to survive, Squit.
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Lies'll get you
in the end.
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Oh. Whatever you say,
Pinocchio.
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[WHISTLES]
Hey, yo! I got one. I got one.
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[LAUGHING]
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That's a skunk.
It is?
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Yeah, you can always
ID a skunk
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by his bushy body
and white stripes.
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And it has two glands
near the inferior extremity
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of the alimentary canal
which secretes
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an extremely offensive-smelling
fluid.
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Ah, Squit,
Squit.
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Don't do that, Squit.
Hey, uh...
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Oh, Squit.
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P-yew,
that's cheesy.
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Phew!
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Toe jam fettuccine.
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We will be stenchified
for 32 weeks.
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Awww.
I thought that was a pigeon.
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Hey, you sure
you ain't pigeons?
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I'm telling ya,
we're macaroni birds.
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Look, you see a crusty animal
with a dangly neck thing
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hanging down like one of them
cock-a-doodlers,
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and maybe a dorsal fin coming
outta the side of his head?
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Ba-da-boom, that's a pigeon.
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Go on, get one.
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You can't miss 'em.
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[LAUGHTER]
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That's some gullible
baby birdette.
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[CHUCKLING]
PIPSQUEAK: Hey, macaroni birds.
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Oh, no.
Hey, I got one.
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Got crusty skin
and everything.
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That's no pigeon.
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That's a sewer gator.
It is?
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Put it back.
Stuff it in the hole.
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BOTH:
Put it back.
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[GROWLING]
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[GRUNTS]
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Awww,
I messed up again.
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Hey, you swear
you're not pigeons?
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I swear
on my mama's lasagna.
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Listen, owl,
for the last time,
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pigeons are, uh,
big, real big.
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They got whiskers
thick as my head
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pokin' out of their skulls.
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They got noses all over,
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and their torsos
are bloated out with appendages.
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Ohhh.
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I think
I seen one of them.
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You did?
Yeah.
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Hey, thanks,
macaroni birds.
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[LAUGHING]
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How dumb
can you get?
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[ALL GRUNT]
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Okay, this time I got one.
[PIGEONS GRUNTING]
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Found him hanging
around the zoo.
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Ungh!
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[TRUMPETING]
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Man, oh, man. He pulled in
a pachyderm over here.
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[SCREAMS]
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[SCREAMS]
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[SCREAMS]
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Come on out of the pigeon,
macaroni birds,
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and we'll eat him.
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BOBBY:
This ain't no pigeon.
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SQUIT:
It's an elephant.
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It is?
PESTO: Yeah, yeah.
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Only elephants
got vacuum-cleaner schnozes.
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[SNEEZES]
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Aw, gee, I keep messing up.
Okay, tell me again:
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What's a pigeon look like,
huh? Come on, tell me.
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No matter what,
I'll get one.
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That's it. I give up.
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Hey, I'm a pigeon.
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You? No,
you're a macaroni bird.
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No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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You want the truth?
I'm a pigeon.
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Yeah, yeah.
We're all pigeons.
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We tried to fool ya.
Sorry, kid.
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We Goodfeathers are usually
on the up-and-up.
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Goodfeathers?
You are Goodfeathers?
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Yeah,
we're Goodfeathers.
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Hoot! Hey, we're not allowed
to hunt Goodfeathers
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on account of all the owls
in the city
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made a deal with the Godpigeon.
See ya.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Bada-bing, what do you know
about that?
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[GIGGLES]
We're a protected species.
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I knew you'd come clean,
Pesto,
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'cause
you are honorable.
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What you mean by that?
I said, you're honorable.
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I am honorable?
What are you saying?
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I'm some tubby
Supreme Court justice
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here to peruse
your legal briefs?
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Is that what you're saying?
No, I'm not saying that.
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You're saying
that I am honorable.
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Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm
saying.
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That's it.
Here comes the judge!
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I'll give you honorable
with a gavel upside the head.
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Take that and that.
I got your legal brief.
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Hey, yo,
what is this?
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Hey, coo it, owl.
You can't hunt us.
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We're Goodfeathers.
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Hey, you lied about being
macaroni birds.
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You're probably lying about
being Goodfeathers too.
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PESTO:
Ow, ouch, that hurts.
My brains are bouncing.
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00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:16,601
BOBBY:
Oh, man, oh, man.
I'm getting skinned over here.
228
00:09:16,601 --> 00:09:19,667
SQUIT:
I told you lies would get us
in the end. Ow!
229
00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:21,667
[***]
230
00:09:24,334 --> 00:09:25,901
ANNOUNCER:
It's Mime Time.
231
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,234
[***]
232
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,934
Today on Mime Time:
233
00:09:30,934 --> 00:09:33,434
Walking an imaginary dog.
234
00:09:34,234 --> 00:09:36,234
[***]
235
00:09:39,834 --> 00:09:41,834
[BARKING, GROWLING]
236
00:09:43,934 --> 00:09:45,200
The end.
237
00:09:45,968 --> 00:09:47,501
[***]
238
00:09:47,501 --> 00:09:50,133
MINDY:
Buttons!
239
00:09:50,133 --> 00:09:52,000
Oh, Buttons.
240
00:09:59,601 --> 00:10:00,934
[CRASH]
241
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,167
[GIGGLES]
242
00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:04,234
Silly puppy.
243
00:10:09,934 --> 00:10:11,934
[***]
244
00:10:15,567 --> 00:10:17,567
[***]
245
00:10:19,968 --> 00:10:22,701
[SNORING]
246
00:10:22,701 --> 00:10:25,100
MOTHER:
Now, Mindy,
I want you to stay right here,
247
00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:27,167
and play with your choo-choo
whistle.
248
00:10:27,167 --> 00:10:30,133
Mommy has a bad headache
from hearing it.
249
00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:31,467
[WHISTLE BLOWS, MOTHER YELPS]
250
00:10:31,467 --> 00:10:33,467
No, Mindy,
251
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,667
darling.
252
00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,334
Now, Buttons...
Hmm?
253
00:10:36,334 --> 00:10:40,200
...don't you let Mindy get
her nice, clean clothes dirty.
254
00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,033
And, Mindy,
keep your hands clean.
255
00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:43,701
Okay, lady.
256
00:10:43,701 --> 00:10:46,033
Not lady. Mom.
257
00:10:46,033 --> 00:10:48,267
Okay, lady,
I love you. Bye-bye.
258
00:10:48,267 --> 00:10:49,801
MOTHER:
This is a test.
259
00:10:49,801 --> 00:10:52,234
This is only a test.
260
00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,601
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
261
00:10:53,601 --> 00:10:55,801
Choo-choo,
Mindy train.
262
00:10:55,801 --> 00:10:57,634
Wheee!
263
00:10:57,634 --> 00:10:58,801
[SNORING]
264
00:10:58,801 --> 00:11:00,467
[LAUGHING]
265
00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:02,067
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
266
00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:03,467
[WHIMPERS]
267
00:11:03,467 --> 00:11:05,100
[SQUEALS]
268
00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:10,400
[WHIMPERING]
269
00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,601
[LAUGHS]
270
00:11:14,601 --> 00:11:16,868
Buttons jump high.
271
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:25,834
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]
272
00:11:25,834 --> 00:11:27,634
Oooooh.
273
00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:31,000
Big whistle.
274
00:11:34,968 --> 00:11:36,534
[GRUNTS]
275
00:11:37,634 --> 00:11:38,934
[SCREAMS]
276
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,767
Big whistle.
277
00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:45,267
Wheeeee!
278
00:11:51,634 --> 00:11:53,834
Bye-bye, Buttons.
279
00:12:18,267 --> 00:12:19,267
[GRUNTS]
280
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,300
Funny Buttons.
281
00:12:26,501 --> 00:12:27,734
[GRUNTS]
282
00:12:30,534 --> 00:12:31,801
[GRUNTS]
283
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:33,667
[WHIMPERING]
284
00:12:41,934 --> 00:12:45,234
Ooh, shiny.
285
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,067
[BUTTONS YELPING]
286
00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:54,367
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
287
00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:55,934
Whistle.
288
00:13:02,534 --> 00:13:04,767
Dirty hands.
289
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,834
[***]
290
00:13:12,467 --> 00:13:14,400
[WHIMPERING]
291
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:41,868
Hands dirty.
292
00:13:41,868 --> 00:13:44,834
Here, honey,
let me help.
293
00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:46,167
Water.
294
00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:47,400
Water.
295
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,868
[SCREAMS]
296
00:13:50,868 --> 00:13:52,601
A water rat.
297
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,000
[BUTTONS HOWLS]
298
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:01,100
Hi, Mr. Man,
what you doing?
299
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,434
Getting ready
to let all the passengers off.
300
00:14:03,434 --> 00:14:06,033
Why?
We're coming into the station.
301
00:14:06,033 --> 00:14:09,067
Why?
So the engine can turn around.
302
00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:11,667
Why?
For the return trip.
303
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,334
Now skedaddle.
304
00:14:13,334 --> 00:14:15,868
Okay, I love you.
Bye-bye.
305
00:14:15,868 --> 00:14:17,868
[***]
306
00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:29,834
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
307
00:14:31,033 --> 00:14:32,467
[EXHALES]
308
00:14:32,467 --> 00:14:34,667
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
309
00:14:36,868 --> 00:14:38,234
[YELPS]
310
00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:50,801
Woo-weeeee!
311
00:14:50,801 --> 00:14:52,767
[WHIMPERING]
312
00:14:57,801 --> 00:14:58,968
Wooooo.
313
00:14:58,968 --> 00:15:00,000
Tick-tocks.
314
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:03,801
[GIGGLES]
315
00:15:05,534 --> 00:15:07,968
CONDUCTOR:
All aboard.
316
00:15:12,033 --> 00:15:13,934
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
317
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,367
[BOTH SCREAMING]
318
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:37,300
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
Big whistle.
319
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:42,801
[GASPS]
320
00:15:46,734 --> 00:15:48,167
MINDY:
Wheeeee!
321
00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:58,267
[WHINING HAPPILY]
322
00:15:58,267 --> 00:16:00,534
MOTHER:
Buttons, what did I tell you?
323
00:16:00,534 --> 00:16:02,501
Just look
at Mindy's clothes.
324
00:16:02,501 --> 00:16:05,601
No biscuit for you,
Mr. Irresponsible.
325
00:16:05,601 --> 00:16:07,634
[COOING HAPPILY]
326
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:11,367
[YELPING]
327
00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:14,467
[LAUGHS]
328
00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:16,467
Silly Buttons.
329
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:22,534
ANNOUNCER:
It's Mime Time.
330
00:16:22,534 --> 00:16:23,634
[***]
331
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:26,167
Today on Mime Time:
332
00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:29,133
Driving an imaginary car.
333
00:16:39,934 --> 00:16:41,367
The end.
334
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,734
[PHONE RINGING]
335
00:16:45,734 --> 00:16:47,667
* She's Katie Ka-Boom *
336
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:49,167
* Katie Ka-Boom *
337
00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:52,000
* She lives in a house
With a garden in bloom *
338
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,234
* Her family knows
That anytime soon *
339
00:16:55,234 --> 00:16:58,400
* Their little lady Katie
Goes ka-boom *
340
00:17:00,634 --> 00:17:02,634
[***]
341
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:07,968
MOM:
Katie.
342
00:17:07,968 --> 00:17:09,901
Katie, darling.
343
00:17:09,901 --> 00:17:11,067
Vrooom.
344
00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:12,534
I'm right here,
Mother.
345
00:17:12,534 --> 00:17:15,100
What time will Jared
be picking you up for your date?
346
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,968
Seven o'clock,
and it's not a date.
347
00:17:16,968 --> 00:17:19,367
We're just seeing a movie
and having pizza after.
348
00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:22,367
My mistake.
Vroom, vroom.
349
00:17:23,767 --> 00:17:25,868
[***]
350
00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:29,868
I trust you'll be home
at a-a proper hour, princess?
351
00:17:29,868 --> 00:17:31,100
Pfff.
352
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,901
Okay, Daddy.
I won't be late.
353
00:17:33,901 --> 00:17:35,133
[TICKING]
354
00:17:39,501 --> 00:17:40,701
[GASPS]
355
00:17:42,734 --> 00:17:44,968
Argh, he's late.
356
00:17:44,968 --> 00:17:47,801
I've been stood up.
357
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,133
Oh, sound the alert!
Sound the alert!
358
00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:52,968
Man the battle stations!
359
00:17:52,968 --> 00:17:54,133
[BLARING]
360
00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:55,133
[BEEPING]
361
00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:56,968
I've been stood up.
362
00:17:56,968 --> 00:17:59,067
I've been stood up.
363
00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:03,000
I've been stood up!
364
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,033
Vroom-- Oh!
365
00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:07,267
[ROARS]
366
00:18:07,868 --> 00:18:09,267
Mommy.
367
00:18:09,267 --> 00:18:10,634
Calm down, Katie.
368
00:18:10,634 --> 00:18:12,167
You're overreacting.
369
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:15,767
[GHASTLY VOICE]
I am not overreacting, Mom.
370
00:18:18,334 --> 00:18:21,601
I'm a teenager.
371
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,434
Listen to your mother, Katie.
She loves you.
372
00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:27,868
You always take her side.
373
00:18:35,901 --> 00:18:36,934
[GASPS]
374
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:46,200
It's hormonal.
She can't help it.
375
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,300
[KATIE ROARS]
376
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:51,434
Leave my hormones out of this.
377
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,434
[ROARS]
378
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:08,267
[DOORBELL RINGS]
379
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:13,234
Hi, Katie.
Sorry I'm late.
380
00:19:13,234 --> 00:19:15,534
Late?
I hardly noticed.
381
00:19:18,334 --> 00:19:19,901
* Her family knows *
382
00:19:19,901 --> 00:19:22,667
* That anytime soon *
383
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:24,434
It's only
a teenage phase.
384
00:19:24,434 --> 00:19:26,868
It'll pass.
Someday.
385
00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:28,667
* Their little lady Katie *
386
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,968
* Goes ka-boom *
387
00:19:30,968 --> 00:19:33,734
[***]
388
00:19:33,734 --> 00:19:35,267
ANNOUNCER:
It's Mime Time.
389
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:37,734
[***]
390
00:19:37,734 --> 00:19:40,300
Today on Mime Time:
391
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:43,300
Pitching in an imaginary
baseball game.
392
00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:51,300
The end.
393
00:19:53,467 --> 00:19:54,467
[***]
394
00:19:54,467 --> 00:19:56,534
Gee, Yakko,
I'm confused.
395
00:19:56,534 --> 00:19:57,634
What else is new?
396
00:19:57,634 --> 00:19:59,801
No, I mean
about today's show.
397
00:19:59,801 --> 00:20:02,000
What was the moral of the story?
398
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,400
Good question,
Wakko.
399
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,067
And to learn the answer,
let's consult
400
00:20:05,067 --> 00:20:07,567
the Wheel of Morality.
401
00:20:07,567 --> 00:20:09,934
Wheel of Morality,
turn, turn, turn.
402
00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:12,400
Tell us the lesson
that we should learn.
403
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,601
Moral number two.
404
00:20:13,601 --> 00:20:16,400
And the moral
of today's story is:
405
00:20:17,434 --> 00:20:18,968
Don't spit in public.
406
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,534
Of course, it all makes
perfect sense now.
407
00:20:21,534 --> 00:20:23,467
Thanks for clearing
that up.
408
00:20:23,467 --> 00:20:25,067
My pleasure.
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
409
00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:26,300
[ALL YELP]
410
00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:29,133
[***]
411
00:20:32,701 --> 00:20:34,701
[***]
412
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,400
[SNIFFS]
413
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,968
Did somebody step in something?
414
00:21:06,968 --> 00:21:08,901
ALL:
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