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ANNOUNCER:
And now, Dot's Poetry Corner.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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"The Teapot."
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I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
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Here is my handle
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And here is a note
From my shrink
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He says I'm getting better
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Last week I thought
I was a toaster oven
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[LAUGHING]
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Thank you.
[FINGERS SNAPPING]
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ANNOUNCER:
This has been another visit
to Dot's Poetry Corner.
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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* We've got wisecracks
By the stacks *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain *
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* Who want to rule
The universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy *
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* While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
In our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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*Here's the show's name-y *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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[MAN YELLING]
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NARRATOR:
And now a fairy tale
to delight and relax you.
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Once upon a time,
in an enchanted meadow,
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lived the Warner brothers
and their sister, Dot.
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The Warners were a happy trio.
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They loved to gleefully romp
about the meadow.
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ALL:
* Romp, romp, romp, romp, romp
Hey! *
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* Romp, romp, romp, romp, romp
Hey! *
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* Romp, romp, romp, romp, romp
Hey! *
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* Romp, romp, romp, romp, romp
Hey! *
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[ALL PANTING]
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I don't know about you guys,
but I'm romped out.
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Really?
I got at least another
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nine or 10 good romps
left in me.
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Me too.
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Not me.
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I'm gonna go pick flowers
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in the forbidden meadow.
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BOTH:
The forbidden meadow?
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Need I remind you,
sister sibling,
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that to get
to the forbidden meadow
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you have to cross the bridge
where the--
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[GULPS]
--troll lives.
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[PLAYING OMINOUS MUSIC]
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All right, Wakko,
we got the point.
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[CRASH, MAN SCREAMS]
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[MAN GROANING]
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Way to go.
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That's the fourth assistant
director you've hit this week.
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See ya. I'll be in the forbidden
meadow if you need me.
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But what about the--
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[GULPS]
--troll?
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[PLAYING OMINOUS MUSIC]
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Enough!
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He won't bother me.
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BOTH:
* Romp, romp, romp, romp, romp
Hey! *
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* Romp, romp, romp, romp, romp
Hey! *
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* Tall and dark
And really handsome *
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* The hunk from Oopoomeema's
Real dumb *
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* And when he strolls
Each one he strolls by goes *
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[SPLUTTERING]
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[HUMMING]
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[BELCHES]
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Goats give me such gas.
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[DOT HUMMING]
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Sounds like dessert.
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[SCREAMS]
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Blah, blah, blah!
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Who does your hair,
sweetie?
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Uh, I do.
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Look at those split ends.
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What kind of shampoo do you use?
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Ground-up toad.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Toad's for dry hair.
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You should use
a nice pH-balanced henna.
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Well, bye-bye.
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[GROWLING]
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Blah!
I'm gonna eat you.
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Why do you wanna do that?
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'Cause I'm a troll!
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[PLAYING OMINOUS MUSIC]
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You don't wanna eat me.
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I'm just
a little skinny thing.
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I know. Eat my brothers.
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They're way meatier than I am.
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They should be coming over
the bridge any minute now.
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Please?
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Hm...
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Okay,
I'll eat your brothers.
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You can go.
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Thank you.
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Good luck with your hair!
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NARRATOR:
Psst, Yakko, Wakko.
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We're on.
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BOTH:
* Romp, romp, romp, romp, romp
Hey! *
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* Romp, romp, romp... *
[GROANS]
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* Romp, romp-- *
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Where are you going?
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Ah, my bottom's all sore
from romping.
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I'm gonna go pick flowers
with Dot.
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Fine,
don't worry about me.
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I'll find someone
to romp with.
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[WHISTLES]
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I love cartoons.
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And...
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ALL:
* Romp, romp, romp, romp, romp
Hey! *
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* Romp, romp, romp, romp, romp
Hey! *
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* We're tiny, we're toony *
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* We're all a little... *
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Ah, I'm sick of that song.
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* It's time for Animaniacs
And-- *
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[YELLS]
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Blah, blah, blah!
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What happened to your hair?
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Wait a minute.
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I know, you're a troll!
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[PLAYING OMINOUS MUSIC]
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Well,
somebody had to do it.
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I'm gonna eat you. Blah!
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You can't eat me, Mr. Troll.
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I'm under contract.
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Warner Bros. would be
very upset with you.
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They'd sue your pants off.
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Ow! Ooh.
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Go on through.
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Thank you.
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Oh, anyway,
you should eat my brother.
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He's way meatier than I am.
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[ALL GROANING]
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Come on, one more romp.
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I'll even get in front
this time.
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Well, it was nice
while it lasted.
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Come on.
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* Romp, romp, romp, romp, romp
Hey! *
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* Romp, romp, romp, romp, romp
Hey! *
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* Romp, romp, romp, romp, romp
Hey! *
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Blah! I'm gonna eat you!
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* Romp, romp, romp, romp, romp
Hey! *
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NARRATOR:
And so Yakko
joined his siblings
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to pick flowers
in the forbidden meadow.
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The end.
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ALL:
Good night, everybody!
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ANNOUNCER:
And now, Dot's Poetry Corner.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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"Roses are Red."
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Roses are red, violets are blue
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That's what they say
But it just isn't true
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Roses are red
And apples are too
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But violets are violet
Violets aren't blue
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An orange is orange
But Greenland's not green
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A pinky's not pink
So what does it mean?
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To call something blue
When it's not, we defile it
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But, ah, what the heck
It's hard to rhyme violet
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ANNOUNCER:
This has been another visit
to Dot's Poetry Corner.
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[IMITATING ENGINE]
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MINDY:
Go, cart, go.
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Everything okay out here,
honey?
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Hi, lady.
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Call me "Mom."
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If you need me
I'll be inside
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drafting a PTA resolution
against negligent mothers.
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Okay, lady.
I love you, bye-bye.
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She knows I'm "Mommy."
One day she'll call me that.
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Buttons,
I want you to watch Mindy.
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And don't dig any more holes
in my flower bed.
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I've just planted mums.
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[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
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[VEHICLE APPROACHING]
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Well, that seems tight.
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[GASPS]
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Wanna drive clown car.
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[GRUNTING]
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Whee!
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[LAUGHING]
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[GASPS]
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[BARKING]
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[BARKING]
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[SQUEALING]
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[SCREAMS]
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MINDY:
Whee!
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Clown car!
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[WHIMPERING]
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Hi, Buttons,
doggy-head.
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[GROANS]
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[THUD]
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[LAUGHING]
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MINDY:
Clown car, clown car!
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Clown car, clown car.
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Clown car!
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ANNOUNCER [OVER PA]:
Gentlemen, start your engines.
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[ENGINES REVVING]
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Clown car.
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[SCREAMS]
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Whee! Fun.
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Whew.
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[YELPS]
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[SIGHS]
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[HOWLING]
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Funny puppy.
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[SHEEP BLEATING]
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MINDY:
Stop, clown car!
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Stop, clown car!
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Stop!
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[SIREN WAILING]
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[AIR HISSING]
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[DRILL WHIRRING]
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Hee-hee!
Silly Buttons.
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MAN:
All clear!
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Hi, Mr. Man.
What you doing?
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Cleaning an oil filter.
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Why?
'Cause it's dirty.
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Why?
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It's got oil all over it.
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Why?
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It's a car thing, kid.
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Now, look out.
I gotta get to work.
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Okay, I love you.
Bye-bye.
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Clown car.
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Does this gas station
give coupons?
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Ha-ha. A jest,
grace under pressure.
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Hemingway would love me.
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I have to potty.
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Clown car.
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Change this tire.
It's a dog.
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Oops, sorry.
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[DRILL WHIRRING]
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[GRUNTING]
260
00:12:08,434 --> 00:12:09,434
[YELPS]
261
00:12:12,901 --> 00:12:14,567
All clear!
262
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,801
MINDY:
Happy clown.
263
00:12:16,801 --> 00:12:18,367
[***]
264
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,167
Hey!
265
00:12:31,634 --> 00:12:32,901
MINDY:
Vroom! Vroom!
266
00:12:35,601 --> 00:12:36,734
Buttons.
267
00:12:41,868 --> 00:12:42,868
[YELPS]
268
00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:51,334
Buttons.
269
00:12:58,234 --> 00:12:59,868
[LAUGHING]
270
00:13:03,267 --> 00:13:05,601
[WHIMPERING]
271
00:13:09,434 --> 00:13:10,934
Doggy no see.
272
00:13:10,934 --> 00:13:14,634
[***]
273
00:13:22,534 --> 00:13:23,934
Whee!
274
00:13:24,634 --> 00:13:26,601
[LAUGHING]
275
00:13:28,801 --> 00:13:30,000
[LAUGHING]
276
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,601
Dirty doggy.
277
00:13:33,601 --> 00:13:35,634
[SPITTING]
278
00:13:36,801 --> 00:13:39,567
Buttons, I told you
not to dig holes.
279
00:13:39,567 --> 00:13:41,167
Bad dog, bad.
280
00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:43,634
Look at this old piece of junk
you've dug up!
281
00:13:43,634 --> 00:13:45,133
Bad, bad dog!
282
00:13:46,901 --> 00:13:48,901
[***]
283
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:54,300
[***]
284
00:13:58,133 --> 00:13:59,968
[PHONE RINGS]
285
00:13:59,968 --> 00:14:02,467
HOWIE [OVER RADIO]:
Hello, you're
on The Howie Turn Show.
286
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:03,901
MAN:
Uh, yeah, Howie?
287
00:14:03,901 --> 00:14:05,367
That's my name,
don't wear it out.
288
00:14:05,367 --> 00:14:07,300
And turn down your radio,
you goofball.
289
00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:09,300
And I'm a robin.
You're on the air.
290
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,300
Am I on the air?
Oh, all right.
291
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,734
I just wanted to say
that I think you guys are great
292
00:14:13,734 --> 00:14:15,000
and I love your show.
293
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,601
Oh, really? Well, look,
call someone who cares!
294
00:14:17,601 --> 00:14:19,400
[BELCHES]
[LAUGHING]
295
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,267
Ha-ha.
I love it when youse burp.
296
00:14:21,267 --> 00:14:24,000
And, sir, I love it
when I hang up on you.
297
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,434
He was giving you
a compliment, Howie.
298
00:14:26,434 --> 00:14:29,467
I'm the number one media
personality in the world, Robin.
299
00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:31,334
Like I need compliments
from these people?
300
00:14:31,334 --> 00:14:33,701
[BELCHES]
[RINGS]
301
00:14:33,701 --> 00:14:35,334
Next caller.
You're on the air.
302
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:38,567
WOMAN:
Howie? I listen to you
and Robin every morning.
303
00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:40,234
You're like my best friends.
304
00:14:40,234 --> 00:14:42,734
Oh, that's so sweet,
thank you.
305
00:14:42,734 --> 00:14:44,334
Hey, lady.
Here's some advice.
306
00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:47,000
If we're your best friends,
then get a life!
307
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,767
Ha-ha-ha!
That's so great, Howie.
308
00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:52,467
I love this job.
309
00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:54,434
You're incorrigible, Howie.
310
00:14:54,434 --> 00:14:56,801
Don't you ever get pangs
of conscience?
311
00:14:56,801 --> 00:14:59,000
Hm. Truthfully...
312
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,033
No! Ha-ha-ha!
313
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,367
All right, very good.
Next loser, I mean caller.
314
00:15:03,367 --> 00:15:05,100
You're on the air.
YAKKO: Hello?
315
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:07,200
Yeah, you're on the air.
What do you want already?
316
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,868
Uh, we don't think
you should be so nasty
317
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,100
to your callers.
318
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,901
Ooh,
you don't, don't you?
319
00:15:12,901 --> 00:15:14,968
Uh-uh. Maybe you should try
to be a little nicer.
320
00:15:14,968 --> 00:15:17,467
Ooh, be a little nicer?
Now, wait, wait.
321
00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:18,868
Let me get this straight now.
322
00:15:18,868 --> 00:15:22,033
You're telling me,
Howie Turn, what to do?
323
00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:24,767
Well, why don't you come here
and say that, you loser!
324
00:15:24,767 --> 00:15:26,567
Ha!
We're here.
325
00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:27,868
[YELLS]
326
00:15:27,868 --> 00:15:29,033
Who are you?
327
00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:30,701
BOTH:
We're the Warner brothers.
328
00:15:30,701 --> 00:15:32,200
And the Warner sister.
329
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,200
And you must be Howie Turn.
330
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,901
That's me,
you're lookin' at him.
331
00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:37,100
Nice wig you got there.
332
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,968
Does Cher know
you're borrowing it?
333
00:15:38,968 --> 00:15:40,701
[LAUGHS]
334
00:15:40,701 --> 00:15:42,300
What are you snickering at?
335
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:43,467
It made me laugh.
336
00:15:43,467 --> 00:15:46,033
She obviously
has good taste.
337
00:15:46,033 --> 00:15:49,200
Would you mind telling me
what you are doing in my studio?
338
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,968
You told us
to come here.
339
00:15:50,968 --> 00:15:52,734
They got you there, Howie.
340
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,901
Hey, Robin,
whose side are you on?
341
00:15:54,901 --> 00:15:57,000
Ours I hope.
342
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000
[BOTH SMOOCHING]
343
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,167
All right, enough.
344
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,834
I want you kids
out of here now!
345
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:03,100
You're messing up my show!
346
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:05,367
Hey, your show was messed up
way before we got here.
347
00:16:05,367 --> 00:16:07,767
Ooh, very funny.
Who writes your material?
348
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:08,834
They do.
349
00:16:10,767 --> 00:16:13,667
Look, why don't you just go
and bother Rush Limbaugh?
350
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:19,534
"We're afraid
he might eat us."
351
00:16:19,534 --> 00:16:21,067
[LAUGHS]
352
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,767
Stop laughing at them.
353
00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:24,400
Okay, I'm sorry.
354
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,100
Ooh, I like her.
355
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,701
Are you challenging me?
356
00:16:27,701 --> 00:16:29,434
No.
357
00:16:29,434 --> 00:16:31,434
All right,
you little paint smears.
358
00:16:31,434 --> 00:16:32,634
Stick around.
359
00:16:32,634 --> 00:16:35,033
I'll show you
why my show is number one.
360
00:16:35,033 --> 00:16:36,634
All right, listen up,
America.
361
00:16:36,634 --> 00:16:39,801
If you've just tuned in,
I've got three kids in here
362
00:16:39,801 --> 00:16:42,601
that think they're funnier
than the great Howie Turn.
363
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:43,701
You know what I say to that?
364
00:16:43,701 --> 00:16:46,234
[BELCHES]
That's not a burp.
365
00:16:46,234 --> 00:16:49,000
Oh, no?
Nope.
366
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,467
[BELCHES]
367
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,067
[CRASHING]
368
00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:56,767
That's a burp.
369
00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,901
[LAUGHING]
370
00:17:00,901 --> 00:17:02,767
What kind of fool
do you take me for?
371
00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:04,334
Ooh, ooh!
I know, I know.
372
00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:05,834
Let me answer,
okay? Come on.
373
00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:09,701
Ooh, yeah, these kids think
they're really cute.
374
00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:13,367
I can't help it
if I'm cute.
375
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,000
[SPITTING]
376
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,467
He's got gingivitis.
377
00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:22,434
I am Howie Turn,
I'm a big star.
378
00:17:22,434 --> 00:17:23,834
I'm a household name!
379
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:26,901
So is the Mr. Ty-D-Bol Man.
Are you related?
380
00:17:28,901 --> 00:17:31,267
Well, that's pretty funny
coming from a kid
381
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,934
who looks like
a demented monkey.
382
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:37,000
BOTH:
Oh.
383
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,267
You know,
you could talk
384
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:40,133
your head off all day
and never miss it.
385
00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:41,968
Oh, yeah?
Well, is that your face
386
00:17:41,968 --> 00:17:43,267
or did you block a kick?
387
00:17:43,267 --> 00:17:45,033
Too bad the closest
you'll ever come
388
00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:46,634
to a brainstorm
is a light drizzle.
389
00:17:46,634 --> 00:17:48,400
There's a train leaving
in a few minutes.
390
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,701
Why don't
you be under it?
391
00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:51,067
You know,
you'd make a fortune
392
00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:52,734
renting your head out
as a balloon.
393
00:17:52,734 --> 00:17:55,000
Oh--? Oh, yeah?
Well, I-- I guess
394
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,601
you're one
of those mighty brains.
395
00:17:56,601 --> 00:17:57,701
Mighty empty.
396
00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,334
Last time
I saw a mouth that big
397
00:17:59,334 --> 00:18:00,434
it had a fish hook in it.
398
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:05,801
You're
a little shorty...shorty!
399
00:18:05,801 --> 00:18:07,067
Oh, yeah?
400
00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:08,334
You couldn't
even count to 20
401
00:18:08,334 --> 00:18:09,701
without taking off
your shoes.
402
00:18:09,701 --> 00:18:12,868
You're
a little big-eared kid.
403
00:18:12,868 --> 00:18:14,334
You've got a great face
for radio.
404
00:18:15,701 --> 00:18:18,534
You're a--
You're a-a noony-head.
405
00:18:18,534 --> 00:18:20,133
I know you are,
but what am I?
406
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,868
You're a--
A, uh...
407
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:25,300
Watch out!
Duck and cover, duck and cover.
408
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:27,901
A, uh, uh...
409
00:18:27,901 --> 00:18:29,434
[YELLING]
410
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,200
[BABBLING]
411
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,834
Well, sibs, he's finally
starting to make sense.
412
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:41,000
Our job here is done.
413
00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:44,234
But let this be a lesson to all,
414
00:18:44,234 --> 00:18:46,000
for wherever there is belching--
415
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,734
DOT & WAKKO:
We'll be there.
416
00:18:47,734 --> 00:18:49,467
Wherever there is stupidity--
417
00:18:49,467 --> 00:18:50,901
DOT & WAKKO:
We'll be there.
418
00:18:50,901 --> 00:18:53,100
Wherever there is candy--
419
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,033
We'll be there
a lot quicker!
420
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:56,501
[***]
421
00:18:57,234 --> 00:18:59,100
[***]
422
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:03,033
ANNOUNCER:
And now, Dot's Poetry Corner.
423
00:19:03,033 --> 00:19:04,467
[CLEARS THROAT]
424
00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:06,934
"The Poem That I Wrote."
425
00:19:06,934 --> 00:19:09,067
This is the poem that I wrote
426
00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:10,234
These are the words
427
00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:11,868
That are in the poem
That I wrote
428
00:19:11,868 --> 00:19:14,033
This is the mouth
That's saying the words
429
00:19:14,033 --> 00:19:15,834
That are in the poem
That I wrote
430
00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:17,667
This is the person
Who has the mouth
431
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:20,167
That's saying the words that
Are in the poem that l wrote
432
00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:22,234
This is the audience
That would do anything
433
00:19:22,234 --> 00:19:23,601
To shut up the person
434
00:19:23,601 --> 00:19:25,367
Who has the mouth
That's saying the words
435
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:26,868
That are in the poem
That I wrote.
436
00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:29,300
This is the TV show
That tortures an audience
437
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,567
Until they would do anything
438
00:19:30,567 --> 00:19:32,334
To shut up the person
Who has the...
439
00:19:32,334 --> 00:19:36,334
ANNOUNCER:
This has been another visit
to Dot's Poetry Corner.
440
00:19:37,901 --> 00:19:39,901
[***]
441
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,400
It's that time again.
442
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,934
To make Stove Top stuffing
instead of potatoes?
443
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:48,534
No. It's time to learn
the day's lesson.
444
00:19:48,534 --> 00:19:50,200
And to find out
what it is,
445
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,734
we turn
to the Wheel of Morality.
446
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,033
Wheel of Morality,
turn, turn, turn.
447
00:19:56,033 --> 00:19:58,200
Tell us the lesson
that we should learn.
448
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,434
Moral number two.
449
00:19:59,434 --> 00:20:02,200
And the moral
of today's story is:
450
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,701
"Don't be a fool,
stay in school."
451
00:20:04,701 --> 00:20:05,934
I'm speechless.
452
00:20:05,934 --> 00:20:08,567
Pat, I'd like
to buy a vowel.
453
00:20:08,567 --> 00:20:09,734
Wrong wheel.
454
00:20:09,734 --> 00:20:10,934
Oh, sorry.
455
00:20:10,934 --> 00:20:12,267
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
456
00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:13,868
ALL:
Yikes!
457
00:20:13,868 --> 00:20:15,868
[***]
458
00:20:19,834 --> 00:20:21,834
[***]
459
00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:56,601
[APPLAUSE]
460
00:20:56,601 --> 00:20:59,067
ANNOUNCER:
Hey, Warner brothers
and the Warner sister,
461
00:20:59,067 --> 00:21:01,701
you've just completed
another great show.
462
00:21:01,701 --> 00:21:03,701
What are you gonna do now?
463
00:21:03,701 --> 00:21:05,234
We're going to...
464
00:21:05,234 --> 00:21:06,834
the bathroom.
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