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One time, Randy Beaman woke up
at night and he saw Dracula.
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But he thought
it wasn't Dracula,
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just some clothes hanging up.
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Then he turned on the light,
and it really was Dracula.
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Okay, bye.
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[***]
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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain *
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* Who want to rule
The universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy *
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* While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
In our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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* Andromeda Strain-y *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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ANNOUNCER:
It's time for another
"Good Idea, Bad Idea."
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Good idea.
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Going trick-or-treating
on Halloween.
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Bad idea.
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Going trick-or-treating on...
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Saint Patrick's Day.
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The end.
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ALL:
* The crankiest of creatures
In the whole wide world *
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* Our next cartoon features
Slappy the Squirrel *
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Enough with the singin' already.
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* That's Slappy *
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[***]
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ALL:
* It's Halloween
And we're on the scene *
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* Gonna fill up on candy
Till we turn green *
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* On Halloween
Who needs protein? *
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* It's Halloween *
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It's Halloween.
We got it.
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No need to bludgeon us with it.
Now, get outta here.
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Skippy and I
got a cartoon to do.
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Ah, I'm too old for this.
Let's go home, Skippy.
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Oh, no, please, Aunt Slappy.
Just one more street.
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Oh, for Pete's sake,
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you already got more chocolate
than Switzerland.
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Puh-retty puh-lease?
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Oh, all right. But don't
do that big-eyed thing.
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It scares me.
Makes you look like an owl.
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Right.
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All right,
let's try...
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that street.
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[***]
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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But all your old enemies
live on that street.
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They don't wanna give us treats.
They'll wanna annihilate us.
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Sounds like a standard
cartoon plot to me.
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Let's give it a roll.
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All right, boys.
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This is our big chance to
finally clobber Slappy Squirrel.
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Yeah. I still owe her
for what she did to me
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in Pocketful of Squid, 1941.
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Directed by Rory Kipton.
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I never liked Rory.
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Duh, what are we
doing again?
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Listen, Beanie,
you tundra brain,
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when Slappy knocks on your door,
make with the nasty tricks.
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Ooh, this'll be a Halloween
she'll never forget.
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[ALL CACKLING]
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[ALL COUGHING]
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This is gonna be more fun
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than seniors' night
on American Gladiators.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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SLAPPY:
Hello? Anybody home?
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Duh, Slappy Squirrel.
Have I got a trick for her.
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One I thought of myself.
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Duh, pick a hand, Slappy.
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[GUFFAWS]
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You're a smarty every day,
Beanie.
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Yes, I am.
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Trick or treat.
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Duh--
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Well, if it ain't
my old pal Beanie
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the cerebrally
challenged bison.
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Pick a hand.
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Duh, left.
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Pick another hand.
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Duh, right.
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[SLURRING]
Duh...
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Now you pick a hand.
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BOTH:
Left.
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What, no treat?
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Ooh, candy corn.
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Spew.
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Hey, they're better
than the corns on my feet.
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Spew and a half.
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SLAPPY:
Yeah, I'll tell you, Skippy,
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that Beanie has the IQ
of a bologna sandwich.
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Sheesh.
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Beanie sure wet the sidewalk
on that one.
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[CACKLES]
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This is really dynamite squash.
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Slappy will never
figure this out.
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I'm a genius.
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[CACKLES]
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[***]
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Sizzling pumpkins?
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This is truly pathetic.
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Careful, Aunt Slappy,
it's a trap.
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You'll be blown
to smithereens.
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Where you getting
that cheesy dialogue, Skippy?
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From the script.
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Skippy, how many times I gotta
tell you, what are scripts for?
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For lining the bottom
of birdcages.
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That's right.
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Enjoy.
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Now, let's get some treats.
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Walter Wolf will bust his truss
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once he finds out
that I blasted Slappy Squirrel.
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[KNOCKING]
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Beanie wanted me
to give you this.
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Ooh. Candy corn.
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[EXPLOSIONS RUMBLING]
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Some aspirin would be nice.
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You remind me of a bad accident
at Benihana's. Ha, ha.
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Look, Skippy, it's the opening
credits to Scooby-Doo.
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Ah, just kiddin'.
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It's the last house
on the block.
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That's Walter Wolf's house.
He's your bitterest enemy.
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Walter's only bitter
on the outside.
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Inside, he's got creamy nougat.
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Hey, Walter,
trick-or-treat there?
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I love a pointless eyeball gag,
don't you?
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Surprise!
Happy Halloween.
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Look, Skippy,
Walter's throwin' us a party.
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Yeah, I'm so sure.
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Nice spread you got here,
Walter. Is this all for us?
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Oh, of course. For you,
my best pal, Slappy Squirrel.
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You know,
I'm gonna run to the kitchen
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for some special
walnut candies.
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Feel free to wander around
and touch things while I'm gone.
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Charming decorations.
Walter went all out.
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[BUZZING]
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At my age, this stuff would make
a pretty good laxative.
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[LAUGHS]
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That should do it.
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Slappy Squirrel's gonna get
such a kick from these.
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[LAUGHS]
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My dear guests,
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help yourselves
to some walnut candies.
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I'd eat 'em, but I can't.
I hear they're mucus-forming.
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Ooh, you poor dear. Maybe you
should have a sit down.
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Right this way.
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Here,
sit and be comfy.
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After you.
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Eh, I insist,
after you.
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Very well,
you go first.
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[SIGHS]
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[SCREAMS]
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Well, who knew?
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Walter Wolf
has a split personality.
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[LAUGHS]
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Got it all?
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Yep.
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Thanks, Walter.
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I'd be careful where I was
sewin' if I were you.
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You meshugunah squirrel.
I haven't finished with you.
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SLAPPY:
Oh, no?
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That's what
you think.
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Whoa... Oh...
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Ah! Ooh! Oof!
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[EXPLOSIONS
RUMBLING]
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Congratulations,
Aunt Slappy,
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for completing
your most explosive,
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and yet entirely pointless
cartoon of the season.
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Now, that's family
entertainment.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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[***]
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Okay. So see, one time, Randy
Beaman's mom's best friend,
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whose name is Linda, wanted
to get a tan more than anything.
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So she went to a tanning salon,
and she stayed in too long,
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and she boiled her guts.
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Okay, bye.
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[***]
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[CAWING]
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[CAWS]
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[SPLAT]
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[CAWS WEAKLY]
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* Good day, Sykes
Let's go hunt for witches *
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* Dig them out
Of their secret niches *
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* They could be cats or people *
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* Which is up to me to say *
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Good day.
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Good day.
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Good day!
Oof!
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* The judge is happy
When he hunts for a witch *
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* He couldn't find one
In a ditch *
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* But if he thinks
That you're a witch *
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* He'll burn you up
With pitch *
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ALL:
* A dangerous jerk, the judge *
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Good morning, witch.
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Uh, me?
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No, you old wombat,
the shopkeeper.
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[WHISTLING]
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But, judge, you know me.
I'm no witch.
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I know you're holding
a broomstick,
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and only witches
have broomsticks.
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Lobo, Taylor,
arrest him.
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ALL:
* So long, shopkeeper
Taking him was all wrong *
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* We'll be accused
Before too long *
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WOMAN:
* Before the judge
Is done with that *
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MAN:
* He'll arrest
Our kitty cats *
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* Cats are spirits
Of the Evil One *
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ALL:
* Salem's really
Not much fun *
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* We got troubles
By the ton *
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* From *
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* The judge *
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[***]
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Those were nice pilgrims we
lived with. D-d-definitely nice.
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Yeah, well,
we'd still be there
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if you hadn't chased away
their turkeys.
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I forgot, definitely forgot
why I did that.
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Come back here,
you evil feline.
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First item on the agenda
is to find some food.
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That's a good idea.
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You check the side streets,
I'll try the main drag.
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Side streets. Got it.
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[SNIFFING]
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* Who can hunt like a cat?
Not a dog or a bat *
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* Who can stalk a big bird
Or a rat like a cat? *
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* Oh, what creature is there
Half as cunning? *
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* Slick as a greased-up snake *
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* Go and watch
Any wolf or coyote *
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* They couldn't find fish
Knee-deep in a lake *
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* Who hunts cats like the judge?
Witch's spawn like the judge? *
255
00:12:51,534 --> 00:12:54,634
* Those tools of the devil
Kitty cats, like the judge? *
256
00:12:54,634 --> 00:12:56,100
* Who hunts
Like a cat? *
257
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,467
* I hunt down
All cats *
258
00:12:57,467 --> 00:12:59,067
* We're keen
So that's that *
259
00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:00,567
* I hate them like rats *
260
00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:02,033
* There's nothing quite like *
261
00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:03,033
BOTH:
* A cat *
262
00:13:04,968 --> 00:13:07,000
Sorry, I gotta
eat and run.
263
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000
Hey.
264
00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:12,367
Gotcha, you filthy witch.
[MEOWS]
265
00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:15,467
Uh, oh. Rita's in trouble,
definitely in trouble.
266
00:13:15,467 --> 00:13:18,767
[BARKING]
267
00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:21,834
Attend to that cur,
would you please, Sykes?
268
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,467
[CAWING]
269
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,300
[GROANS]
270
00:13:32,868 --> 00:13:34,501
Splendid marksmanship.
271
00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:36,834
I guess we might say "doggone."
272
00:13:36,834 --> 00:13:38,167
[LAUGHING]
273
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:44,501
How's it going, Wilbur?
274
00:13:44,501 --> 00:13:47,234
The name's Runt,
definitely Runt.
275
00:13:47,234 --> 00:13:49,901
So where's everyone going?
Must be a party.
276
00:13:49,901 --> 00:13:52,067
I'll bet there's a party,
definitely a party.
277
00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:54,434
You don't get around much,
do you, Wilbur?
278
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,033
The humans
are going to dunk
279
00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:57,834
your little friend
into the river.
280
00:13:57,834 --> 00:14:01,501
Oh, boy, why would they do that?
Beats me.
281
00:14:01,501 --> 00:14:04,067
If they aren't dunking horses,
I don't care.
282
00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:05,334
[GRUNTING]
283
00:14:05,334 --> 00:14:06,534
Gotta help Rita.
284
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,601
Look out now, Wilbur.
285
00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:14,434
Thanks, horse.
Good horse.
286
00:14:14,434 --> 00:14:16,100
Gotta save Rita.
287
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:20,067
Anyone asks how you got free,
tell them a cow did it.
288
00:14:21,601 --> 00:14:24,200
JUDGE:
Your attention, please.
Your attention, please.
289
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,367
Ahem. Thank you.
290
00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:28,167
Through scientific investigation
and reasoning,
291
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,601
we will determine
if this cat is a witch.
292
00:14:30,601 --> 00:14:33,934
"It will be dunked underwater
for a real long time.
293
00:14:33,934 --> 00:14:35,968
"If the cat survives
the dunking,
294
00:14:35,968 --> 00:14:39,133
then it is a witch, and we will
have to burn it at the stake."
295
00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:41,434
Nothing personal,
it's just what we do here.
296
00:14:41,434 --> 00:14:44,067
"If the cat drowns,
then it wasn't really a witch,
297
00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:47,200
and a sincere letter of apology
will be written at once."
298
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,534
Let's proceed, shall we?
299
00:14:49,701 --> 00:14:51,100
[GASPS]
300
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,100
I sense this isn't a flea dip.
301
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,667
[***]
302
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:05,834
Oh, boy.
Rita really hates water.
303
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,534
See to that mutt,
would you, Mr. Sykes?
304
00:15:12,534 --> 00:15:13,534
[CAWING]
305
00:15:17,601 --> 00:15:18,934
[BOTH GRUNTING]
306
00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:29,234
That gave me a really warm
feeling. Hey.
307
00:15:29,234 --> 00:15:31,701
[BOTH GRUNTING]
308
00:15:37,801 --> 00:15:39,801
Yeow!
309
00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:54,133
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
310
00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:55,834
[SNARLING]
311
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,968
Thanks, Runt.
312
00:16:01,968 --> 00:16:02,968
You're welcome.
313
00:16:02,968 --> 00:16:04,667
What'd I do?
314
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,067
Get me out of here.
I'm chilly.
315
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:20,334
Hm, only a witch could survive
in the water like that.
316
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:22,667
A witch.
Yes, a witch.
317
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:25,868
We'll have to spank him soundly.
It's in the town charter.
318
00:16:25,868 --> 00:16:27,934
But I'm not a witch.
319
00:16:27,934 --> 00:16:31,501
You're making a terrible
mistake. One that I'll regret.
320
00:16:33,934 --> 00:16:36,367
* So long Salem, Mass *
321
00:16:37,868 --> 00:16:41,968
* Time to say bye-bye *
322
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:45,901
* I almost got drowned
Chased right out of town *
323
00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:48,901
* Boy, did my fur fly *
324
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:52,534
* Boston, here we come *
325
00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:56,200
* Home of beans and tea *
326
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,834
* Maybe they need pets *
327
00:16:57,834 --> 00:16:59,901
* Don't take any bets *
328
00:16:59,901 --> 00:17:02,267
* Still, there's you and me *
329
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:04,100
That sure was pretty, Rita.
330
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:06,133
I hope we don't get sued.
331
00:17:10,334 --> 00:17:12,367
[***]
332
00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:20,000
Okay, this is scary.
333
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,601
See, one time,
Randy Beaman was asleep,
334
00:17:22,601 --> 00:17:25,667
and he heard a scratch, scratch,
scratch on the window,
335
00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:27,767
and he woke up
and nothing was there.
336
00:17:27,767 --> 00:17:29,067
So the next night,
337
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:31,734
he heard a scratch, scratch,
scratch on the floor,
338
00:17:31,734 --> 00:17:34,133
and he woke up,
and there was nothing there.
339
00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:35,367
And so the next night,
340
00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:38,367
he heard scratch, scratch,
scratch on his bed,
341
00:17:38,367 --> 00:17:40,701
and he woke up,
and you know what it was?
342
00:17:40,701 --> 00:17:43,501
His mom's Lee Press-On Nails
had come alive,
343
00:17:43,501 --> 00:17:45,634
and they were after
Randy Beaman.
344
00:17:45,634 --> 00:17:47,434
[SCREAMS]
345
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,067
Okay, bye.
346
00:17:53,868 --> 00:17:56,167
[***]
347
00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:02,434
[***]
348
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:04,601
[THUNDER CRASHING]
349
00:18:06,434 --> 00:18:10,367
ANNOUNCER:
And now, Dot Warner, Slappy
Squirrel and Hello Nurse
350
00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:12,167
in the famous witches scene
351
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:14,300
from William Shakespeare's
Macbeth.
352
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,701
Interpreted by Yakko
for those viewers
353
00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:19,400
who, like Dot,
Slappy and Hello Nurse,
354
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,734
have no idea
what they're saying.
355
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:25,467
WITCHES:
Double, double toil and trouble;
356
00:18:25,467 --> 00:18:29,334
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
357
00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:32,367
Loosely translated,
that means "abracadabra."
358
00:18:32,367 --> 00:18:36,267
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
359
00:18:36,267 --> 00:18:38,868
Let's cook a snake.
Start with my agent.
360
00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:43,367
Eye of newt
And toe of frog,
361
00:18:43,367 --> 00:18:46,868
Wool of bat
And tongue of dog.
362
00:18:46,868 --> 00:18:48,367
Sounds like camp food to me.
363
00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:50,834
For a charm of powerful trouble,
364
00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:53,234
Like a hell-broth
Boil and bubble.
365
00:18:53,234 --> 00:18:54,234
[YAWNS]
366
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,968
Stir until bored.
Serves 12.
367
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,534
Unless you're Rush Limbaugh,
then it's an appetizer.
368
00:18:58,534 --> 00:19:01,400
Double, double toil and trouble;
369
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,267
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
370
00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:06,934
Bibbidy bobbidy boo.
Here's another fun recipe:
371
00:19:06,934 --> 00:19:09,467
Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
372
00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:11,400
Witches' mummy, maw and gulf.
373
00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:16,534
Those are the ingredients
of a hot dog.
374
00:19:16,534 --> 00:19:19,367
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark...
375
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,634
Root of hemlock--
376
00:19:21,634 --> 00:19:23,501
Go, hemlock.
377
00:19:23,501 --> 00:19:25,133
--digg'd i' the dark.
378
00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:29,901
* Digged in the dark is a gas
Baby, can you dig it? *
379
00:19:29,901 --> 00:19:32,734
Double, double toil and trouble;
380
00:19:32,734 --> 00:19:35,701
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
381
00:19:35,701 --> 00:19:38,133
Hocus-pocus,
when do we eat?
382
00:19:42,234 --> 00:19:43,968
Hey, what did we
come up with? Hash?
383
00:19:43,968 --> 00:19:45,868
Corn dogs?
Fondue?
384
00:19:46,868 --> 00:19:48,300
[ALL GASP]
385
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,868
By the pricking of my thumbs,
386
00:19:50,868 --> 00:19:53,100
Something scary this way comes.
387
00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:56,501
[SMOOTH JAZZ PLAYING]
388
00:19:56,501 --> 00:19:58,234
* Oh, lady *
389
00:19:58,234 --> 00:20:00,934
* I know a lady
With high-heeled shoes *
390
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:03,734
* And socks of pantyhose
Oh, pretty lady *
391
00:20:03,734 --> 00:20:05,000
Oh!
392
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,167
[CLANG]
393
00:20:17,701 --> 00:20:18,801
Uh...
394
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,434
Let's send out for pizza.
395
00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:27,100
[***]
396
00:20:53,868 --> 00:20:55,300
[ALL SCREAM]
397
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,601
ALL:
There's a horrible bug
on your shoulder.
398
00:20:57,601 --> 00:20:59,100
[ALL SCREAM]
399
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,868
Just kidding.
400
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,667
[ALL LAUGH]
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