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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain *
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* Who want to rule
The universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy *
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* While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
In our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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* Cockamamie *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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NARRATOR:
The world at war.
The year, 1942.
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And as brave American
and Allied soldiers
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continue their relentless march
towards victory
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in Europe and the Pacific,
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a different type of soldier
maintains the home front,
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working in factories,
rationing important resources
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and going that extra mile
for Uncle Sam.
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Stars of radio
and the silver screen
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pitched in
by appearing in short,
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patriotic training films.
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Stars like Ronald Reagan,
Jimmy Stewart,
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and, yes, even the Warner
brothers and their sister, Dot.
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And now, for the first time
since its 1942 debut
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we present:
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Here we have a typical
American home,
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manned by Yakko,
Wakko and Dot,
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three typical Americans.
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[ALL GIBBER]
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Oh, maybe not so typical.
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With a wartime shortage
of fresh produce,
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many Americans are growing
backyard Victory Gardens.
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Hold it!
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You poured all
that precious water
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into the ground?
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Well, that's more like it.
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What do you call
your invention?
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Oh, this is
a Rube Goldberg device.
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[PANTING]
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And who's that?
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Oh, he's Rube Goldberg.
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Here at the recycling center
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we find a group
of generous citizens,
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who've each brought something
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to contribute to the wartime
need for scrap metal.
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Why, look, our patriotic three
have gone the extra mile.
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Tell us, where did you find
so much scrap metal?
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Oh, it was just lying around
in the background.
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Taxi.
Taxi.
Taxi.
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Taxi.
Taxi.
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Hold it. Every ounce
of gasoline needs to be saved.
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Find some other way
to get where you're headed.
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[BELL RINGS]
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Aah!
Wah!
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Aah!
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Now, that's saving gas
for Uncle Sam.
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[HORN HONKS]
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Aah!
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[BARKING]
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Say, what about the tire drive?
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The rubber in tires
can be recycled
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to make many other
needed things.
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Wakko Warner
uses canine instincts
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to guide his tireless quest
for rubber.
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I'm very tired.
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Think you've done all you can
for the war effort?
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Uncle Sam still needs scrap
nylon to make mosquito nets,
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binocular lenses
and toothbrush bristles.
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Where do we get nylon?
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We know.
We know.
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[WOMEN CHATTERING]
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Uncle Sam
is grateful, girls.
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And so are we.
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Boys.
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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But what's this?
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J. Edgar Hoover
has come to accept
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the Warners' scrap nylon
collection
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on behalf of the U.S.
government.
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And G-man number one
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gives them a little something
in return.
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Hey, lookit,
our medal says, "Courage."
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Ain't it the truth,
ain't it the truth.
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What about the USO?
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That wonderful place
where top Hollywood talent goes
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to entertain our boys on leave?
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[BAND PLAYING JAZZ]
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ALL:
* Over hill, over dale *
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* Through the sleet
And slush and hail *
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* On the home front
We're marching along *
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* Give me junk *
* Give me scrap *
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ALL:
* Or we'll sit
Right in your lap *
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* On the home front
We're marching along *
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* For it's stuff we need
In this fight for victory *
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* Uncle Sam sure needs it
Are we wrong? *
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CROWD:
No, sir!
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ALL:
* With your help we'll see *
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* A stunning victory *
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* From the home front
We're marching along *
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[ALL CHEERING]
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[TAP DANCING]
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Hey, can't these guys
play fast?
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Aah!
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[BOTH YELP]
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Aaah!
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[TAP DANCING]
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Aah!
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[YELLING]
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[GLASS SHATTERING]
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Mwah.
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[SCREAMING]
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Well, that was certainly
one huge jitterbug.
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No, this is.
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[BUZZING]
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[ALL SCREAM]
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Come on,
we're on duty.
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Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
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I love being
air-raid wardens.
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Turn off those lights!
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[GRUNTS]
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[CHEWING]
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DOT:
This time Wakko's
definitely gone too far.
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Well, buy bonds,
everybody.
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WARNERS:
* Like Abbott and Costello *
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* Like Sonny and Cher *
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* Like Martin and Lewis
They're a perfect pair *
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* Like Laurel and Hardy
Like Fontanne and Lunt *
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* They're perfectly mismatched
They're Rita and Runt *
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[BUZZING]
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There goes the train.
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Wake up, Rita.
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[RITA YAWNS]
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Are we in Chicago?
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No, it's-- It's Nebraska,
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definitely Nebraska.
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Or Kansas, definitely Ohio.
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You blew it, Runt.
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You're just cranky
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'cause I woke you up
from your nap.
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I am not cranky.
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You'll definitely
like Nebraska, Rita.
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We'll live on a farm.
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Farm folk are friendly,
definitely friendly.
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What's so great
about Chicago, anyway?
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Are you serious?
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* The Sears Tower
The North Lake Shore *
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* The Loop downtown
Meatpackers galore *
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* The Magnificent Mile
And the elevated train *
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* Deep-dish pizza
And the stock exchange *
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* But it ain't got
What we got *
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* Corn *
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* Michigan Avenue
Frank Lloyd Wright *
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* Wrigley Field
And dancing all night *
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* Oprah Winfrey
Lake Michigan *
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* Muddy Waters blues
And Michael Jordan *
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* But it ain't got
What we got *
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* Corn *
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* Just to be fair
I wanna ask ya *
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* What's so great
About Nebraska? *
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* It's the corn *
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Definitely the corn.
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[FLY BUZZING]
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I gotta get the fly.
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Whoa!
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Hey, watch it.
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Now I'm cranky.
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[GROWLING]
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The friendly farm folk
Runt was yapping about.
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[BARKING]
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Oh, hello,
friendly farm dog.
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How you doing, buddy pal?
Say, mind if sniff you?
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Uh, no, thanks, that's okay.
No sniffing.
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Definitely no sniffing.
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No problem.
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[BARKING]
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What you got
up the tree, huh?
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A cat.
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Oh, a cat.
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A cat?
Where's a cat?
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I'll mash him,
I'll thrash him,
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I'll squash him,
I'll mush him.
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[BARKING]
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Where?
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Up the tree, you kook.
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Oh.
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Say, mind
if I sniff you now?
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No, no sniffing,
definitely no sniffing.
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No problem,
let's bark.
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Okay.
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[BOTH BARKING]
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[TREMBLING]
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Aah!
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Knock it off, Runt.
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That's not a cat,
that's a Rita.
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Rita's a dog.
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You better check
into a vet, buddy pal.
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[MAN WHISTLES]
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That's my master.
I gotta go.
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Say, you mind if--?
No.
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Rita, you need help?
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No, no, no, I'm happy
as a pig come to supper.
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Okay, Rita, have fun.
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I gotta get the fly.
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Wait, I can't get down.
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* I'm dizzy
In a tizzy *
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* I am acrophobic *
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* Muddled, befuddled *
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* I think I'm going to be sick *
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* In a spin, so unlucky *
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* I can't stand heights *
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* Somebody look at me *
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* I'm helpless
As a kitten up a tree *
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[BIRDS LAUGH]
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* Giddy, tiddly *
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* I'm hyperventilating *
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* Whirling, twirling *
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* This is humiliating *
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* Reeling 'round
I can't swallow *
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* My mouth is dry *
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Aagh!
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* I hate this vertigo *
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* Oh, how I wish
I was in Chicago *
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[BIRDS LAUGH]
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Well, as long as I'm up here,
let's do lunch.
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Ooh!
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Never mind.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:48,834
ALL:
* Fraidy cat, fraidy cat *
266
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:51,534
* Streak of jelly down
Your belly, cowardly cat *
267
00:13:51,534 --> 00:13:53,634
* How absurdie *
268
00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:56,801
* Too scared
To nab a birdie *
269
00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:59,300
* Fraidy cat
Fraidy cat *
270
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:00,934
[ALL LAUGH]
271
00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:04,133
I'm not afraid.
272
00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:05,601
I'm just a little cranky.
273
00:14:05,601 --> 00:14:08,000
FEMALE CAT:
Shoo, go on, git!
274
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:11,334
[CATERWAULS]
275
00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:13,234
Howdy!
276
00:14:13,234 --> 00:14:16,234
I'm Mabelloota
Maribella Missy McCoy.
277
00:14:16,234 --> 00:14:17,834
Shoot, call me Ma.
278
00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:19,567
Am I glad to see you, Ma.
279
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,467
Can I hold on to your tail
on the way down?
280
00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:25,868
Down? I been stuck
up here since '72.
281
00:14:25,868 --> 00:14:28,067
Survived by chowing bark.
282
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,901
Eew.
283
00:14:31,901 --> 00:14:34,901
Yep, might as well
resign yourself, pepper pot.
284
00:14:34,901 --> 00:14:37,067
Gonna spend the rest
of your life up here.
285
00:14:39,901 --> 00:14:41,367
[BARKING]
286
00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:47,000
It's not so bad, really.
Once you get used to it.
287
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,501
[***]
288
00:14:49,501 --> 00:14:53,334
* Why not live up a tree? *
289
00:14:53,334 --> 00:14:55,934
* To jump is too risky *
290
00:14:55,934 --> 00:14:58,000
* Won't even try *
291
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:02,200
* Isthis my destiny? *
292
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,033
MA:
Yep, you're stuck up here
forever, honey.
293
00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:06,801
No way.
294
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,434
What a pepper pot.
295
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:22,734
[GASPS]
296
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,200
[ROARING]
297
00:15:31,734 --> 00:15:34,167
[MA YELLING]
298
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:37,367
Your little tune inspired me
to jump, pepper pot.
299
00:15:37,934 --> 00:15:39,901
Yee-haw!
300
00:15:39,901 --> 00:15:42,734
[***]
301
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,400
Come on, Runt,
302
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,601
let's hit the road
for a safer place: Chicago.
303
00:15:49,601 --> 00:15:51,300
You know, I'm feeling lucky.
304
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:52,734
I wonder if--
305
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,868
What's with the cheeks, Runt?
306
00:15:54,868 --> 00:15:58,200
FEMALE VOICE:
Help me! Help me!
307
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,767
[GASPS]
308
00:16:01,534 --> 00:16:02,534
Rita?
309
00:16:02,534 --> 00:16:03,567
[BUZZING]
310
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,267
Rita sure could sure use a nap.
311
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:10,834
She's definitely,
definitely a cranky dog.
312
00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:12,834
[***]
313
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,400
[***]
314
00:16:22,934 --> 00:16:24,934
[***]
315
00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:30,133
Found it.
316
00:16:35,133 --> 00:16:36,634
Found it.
317
00:16:36,634 --> 00:16:37,801
Found what?
318
00:16:37,801 --> 00:16:39,267
The final component.
319
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:42,100
The ultimate piece.
The last thingy.
320
00:16:47,434 --> 00:16:49,033
The last thingy for what?
321
00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:50,434
My invention.
322
00:16:50,434 --> 00:16:53,133
[***]
323
00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:02,634
You are about to witness
the Wakkogulafiedtransgobulator!
324
00:17:02,634 --> 00:17:04,033
I made it myself.
325
00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:06,334
Didn't I see this in
a David Copperfield special?
326
00:17:07,734 --> 00:17:09,734
[***]
327
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,868
[ON TAPE]
Hello, this is Wakko Warner,
328
00:17:40,868 --> 00:17:43,767
and I'd like to order
a jumbo pizza with the works.
329
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:05,567
[BOTH GASP]
330
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,200
Pizza for Wakko?
331
00:18:15,434 --> 00:18:16,567
Aah!
332
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,133
So far, so good.
333
00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:25,467
[***]
334
00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:33,267
Aah! It's one
of those things.
335
00:18:35,868 --> 00:18:37,467
[GRUNTING]
336
00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:38,901
[BOTH YELL]
337
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:42,033
Aah!
Ohh! Aah!
338
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:44,367
Oh, another day,
another dollar.
339
00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:45,634
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[CRASH]
340
00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:48,067
I'm all right,
the air bag deployed.
341
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,634
[***]
342
00:19:00,234 --> 00:19:02,567
[BELLOWING]
343
00:19:05,334 --> 00:19:07,801
[COW BELLOWING]
344
00:19:07,801 --> 00:19:08,834
What the?
345
00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:10,300
Not yet, not yet.
346
00:19:23,634 --> 00:19:25,367
[WORKERS SCREAM]
347
00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:32,067
It's working. Stand back.
348
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,467
Uh, Wakko, what does all
this do, exactly?
349
00:19:40,467 --> 00:19:42,000
You're about to see.
350
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,434
[***]
351
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:49,167
This is it, this is it.
352
00:19:54,901 --> 00:19:56,067
[SPLUTTERS]
353
00:19:56,067 --> 00:19:58,234
[LAUGHS]
354
00:19:58,234 --> 00:20:00,767
It works, it works.
355
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,267
You should see
how he brushes his teeth.
356
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,133
ANNOUNCER:
It's time for another
"Good Idea, Bad Idea."
357
00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:14,767
Good idea:
358
00:20:16,267 --> 00:20:18,634
Visiting the circus.
359
00:20:20,033 --> 00:20:21,567
Bad idea:
360
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,567
[DOORBELL RINGS]
361
00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:25,868
Having the circus visit you.
362
00:20:26,901 --> 00:20:27,901
[TRUMPETS]
363
00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:30,767
The end.
364
00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:33,667
[***]
365
00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:57,834
[SNIFFS]
366
00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,367
There's that smell again.
367
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,133
ALL:
Eew!
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