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[ALL SINGING IN FRENCH]
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*Animaniacs*
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[ALL SINGING IN FRENCH]
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Hi, everybody.
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We're here in Germany today
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to learn the "International
Friendship Song."
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And here to teach us
is our good friend,
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Professor Otto Von Schnitzel-
pusskrankengescheitmeyer.
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Danke sch�n, and welcome.
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It's a wonderful day
in the neighborhood, ja?
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Now let's do the "International
Friendship Song," ja?
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ALL:
Ja!
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* Ist das nicht ein
Piece of chalk? *
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* Ja, das ist ein
Piece of chalk *
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* Ist das nicht ein
Key and lock? *
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* Ja, das ist ein
Key and lock *
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* Piece of chalk
Key and lock *
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* Oh, du sch�n
Oh, du sch�n *
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* Oh, du sch�n
Schnitzelbank *
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Are we having fun yet?
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* Ist das nicht ein
Cuckoo clock? *
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* Ja, das ist ein
Cuckoo clock *
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*Does it nicht
Go tick tick tock? *
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* Ja, it does go
Tick tick tock *
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* Cuckoo clock
Tick tick tock *
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* Piece of chalk
Key and lock *
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* Oh, du sch�n
Oh, du sch�n *
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* Oh, du sch�n
Schnitzelbank *
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You see, it's a very easy song.
Would you like to try?
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Oh, gee, professor,
that'd be great.
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What should I sing about?
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Anything that you want.
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The secret is
to just have fun, okay?
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Okay.
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* Ist das nicht ein
Piece of bread? *
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* Ja, das ist ein
Piece of bread *
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* Does it fit in Wakko's head? *
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* Ja, it fits in Wakko's head *
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* Piece of bread
Wakko's head *
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* Oh, du sch�n
Oh, du sch�n *
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* Oh, du sch�n
Schnitzelbank *
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Here, let me try.
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* Is he not a cute man this? *
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BOTH:
* Ja, he is a cute man this *
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* Is this not
A great big kiss? *
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* Ja, das ist ein
Great big kiss *
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* Cute man this
Great big kiss *
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* Piece of bread
Wakko's head *
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* Oh, du sch�n
Oh, du sch�n *
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* Oh, du sch�n
Schnitzelbank *
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Here, I've got one.
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* Is das nicht Otto Von *
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* Schnitzelpusskrank-
engescheitmeyer? *
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* Ja, das ist Otto Von *
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* Schnitzelpusskranken-
gescheitmeyer *
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* Ist das nicht ein
Incredibly long name *
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* To have to try and say? *
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* Ja, das ist ein
Incredibly long name *
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* To have to try and say *
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* Cute man this
Great big kiss *
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* Piece of bread
Wakko's head *
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* Oh, du sch�n
Oh, du sch�n *
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* Oh, du sch�n
Schnitzelbank *
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Hey, you kids is pretty good.
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We're just gettin' warmed up.
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* Ist das nicht ein
Otto's gut? *
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* Ja, das ist ein
Otto's gut *
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* Ist das nicht ein
Otto's butt? *
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* Ja, das ist ein Otto's butt *
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* Otto's gut
Otto's butt *
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* Oh, du sch�n
Oh, du sch�n *
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* Oh, du sch�n
Schnitzelbank *
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Okay, I think
we're done now, ja?
Wait.
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* Ist das nicht ein
Pair of pants? *
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* Ja, das ist ein
Pair of pants *
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* Ist das underwear
From France? *
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* Ja, that's underwear
from France *
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* Pair of pants
Shorts from France *
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* Otto's gut
Otto's butt *
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* Oh, du sch�n
Oh, du sch�n *
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* Oh, du sch�n
Schnitzelbank *
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* Ist das nicht ein
Hairy chest? *
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* Ja, das ist ein
Hairy chest *
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* Is this man
No longer dressed? *
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* Ja, this man's
No longer dressed *
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* Hairy chest
He's not dressed *
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* Pair of pants
Shorts from France *
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* Otto's gut
Otto's butt *
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* Oh, du sch�n
Oh, du sch�n *
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* Oh, du sch�n
Schnitzelbank *
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Boy, some international
friendship song.
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Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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The same thing we do
every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world.
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* They're Pinky
And the Brain *
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* They're Pinky
And the Brain *
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* One is a genius
The other's insane *
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* To prove their mousy worth
They'll overthrow the Earth *
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* They're dinky
They're Pinky *
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* And the Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain *
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I've done it, Pinky.
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The formula is complete.
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[TV THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh, right. Goody for you, Brain.
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I knew you could do it.
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AUDIENCE:
Amazingly Fantastic Stuff!
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Pinky, you don't even know
what I'm talking about.
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Correct again.
Hoo!
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You're on a roll tonight,
Brain. Narf!
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With this formula,
our relative smallness
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will no longer be an obstacle
to our domination of the Earth.
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WOMAN [ON TV]:
Order now. Order now.
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Behold.
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Egad, Brain. Amazing!
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I get it.
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You'll shrink
all the TVs
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and everyone will get
all squinty-eyed.
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Brilliant, Pinky.
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Oh, wait. No.
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What if we wanna use a plan
that works?
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Oh, well, that's different then,
isn't it?
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Pinky,
I will use the formula
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to make every single person
on Earth shorter than I.
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I still like
the tiny TV plan myself.
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No, Pinky!
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Never use two drops
of the formula.
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It would cause a reaction
on the molecular level
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that is completely
unpredictable.
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Ooh, I hate it
when that happens. Narf.
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The problem is,
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how can I convince
everyone in the world
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to use something
that they don't need
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in any conceivable way?
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[PHONE DIALING]
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Hello, I'd like to order
the Slavic Tushersizer.
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I don't care what it does,
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as long as it folds
and fits under a bed.
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Yes, of course.
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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
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I think so, Brain.
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But me
and Pippi Longstocking,
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I mean, what would
the children look like?
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No, Pinky, we'll do our own
infomercial.
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Narf!
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But whatever
the children look like,
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they'll be loved.
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[APPLAUSE]
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[TV-SHOW THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hello, and welcome
once again to...
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ALL:
Amazingly Fantastic Stuff.
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And today we're going to meet
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the amazingly fantastic
discoverer
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of this fantastically
amazing discovery,
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the Smallerizer Plus System.
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Here he is, the Brain.
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Thank you, Jim.
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I am so pleased to be here
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to tell you about some
amazingly fantastic stuff.
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Is it fantastically amazing?
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Yes.
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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I understand
that it can shed excess pounds,
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grow hair, get you real estate
with no money down...
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And get rid of
unnecessary hosts.
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Fantastically amazing.
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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And now, please welcome
my assistant, Pinky.
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Narf! It's amazing.
It's fantastic.
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What's that got to do
with anything?
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I don't know.
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They do that on all
the infomercials. Narf.
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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Tell me, Brain,
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can the Smallerizer
System help me
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get the really, really big,
big hair I've always wanted?
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Yes. With just one drop.
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It's fantastically amazing.
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[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
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Say hello to the Smallerizer
System Plus.
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One drop can change your
unmanageable, bulky world
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into a tiny paradise.
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[PHONES RINGING]
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It's working.
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Now we've finally made
the big time.
Oh!
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You mean Lyle Waggoner is here?
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No, Pinky.
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I mean that we are actually
about to succeed.
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Remember,
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I'm not only the president
of Small Club for Men,
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I'm also a mouse
planning global domination.
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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Tell me, Brain,
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will the Smallerizer System
help my psychic powers
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so I can read
people's thoughts?
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Yes.
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You'll actually be able
to walk into their heads
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through the ear canal
with just one drop.
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[GASPS]
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Hm. Her nose must be
inorganic material.
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PINKY:
Oh, not to worry, Brain.
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I'll just give her
another drop. Narf.
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Pinky, no. I told you.
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A second dose will cause
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an unpredictable
molecular chain reaction.
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Aah!
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* Yodellay-hee-hoo
Yodellay-hee-hoo *
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* Yodellay-hee-hoo
Yodellay-hee-hoo *
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* Yodellay-hee-hoo *
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* Yodellay-hee-hoo *
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* Yodellay-hee-hoo *
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* Yodellay-hee-hoo *
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Oh, no.
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They've all become
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giant Swiss lederhosen-clad
dancing yodelers.
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PINKY:
Talk about unpredictable.
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[BOTH YELLING]
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Run for your life, Pinky!
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[BOTH PANTING]
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[RUMBLING]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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* Yodellay-hee-hoo *
Yodellay-hee-hoo *
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* Yodellay-hee-hoo *
Yodellay-hee-hoo *
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Come on, Pinky.
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We must prepare
for tomorrow night.
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What are we going to do
tomorrow night, Brain?
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A slumber party?
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No, Pinky, the same thing
we do every night.
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Try to take over the world.
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* They're dinky
They're Pinky and the Brain *
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* Yodellay-hee-hoo *
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[***]
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MINDY:
Buttons.
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Oh, Buttons.
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[THUD]
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[GIGGLING]
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Silly puppy.
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[***]
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[***]
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Ballon. Ballon.
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Ballon.
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Ballon.
Hee, hee, hee.
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[SIGHS]
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Bonjour,Boutons.
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Bonjour, Mindy.
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[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
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Bonjour, madame.
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[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
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[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
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00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,701
[SIGHS, SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
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00:13:11,267 --> 00:13:13,000
Boutons!
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00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,234
[SPEAKING ANGRILY IN FRENCH]
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Le woof.
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00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:21,400
[GIGGLING]
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00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,133
Oh, ballon!
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00:13:27,033 --> 00:13:28,901
Ballon.
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00:13:29,801 --> 00:13:30,868
Le woof?
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00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:36,300
[WHIMPERING]
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00:13:41,234 --> 00:13:43,234
[GROWLING]
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00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,234
Le owwwww!
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00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,367
MINDY:
Ballon.
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Ballon.
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Le ow.
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[GASPS]
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MINDY:
Ballon.
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Ballon. Ballon.
278
00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:20,167
Ballon.
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00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:26,934
[GRUNTING]
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00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,267
Huh?
281
00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:30,901
[GIGGLING]
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00:14:36,901 --> 00:14:39,901
[BELLS RINGING]
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00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:54,067
MINDY:
Ballon.
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[GASPS]
285
00:14:56,234 --> 00:14:57,767
Ballon.
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00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:06,133
ALL:
Sanctuary. Sanctuary.
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00:15:08,601 --> 00:15:11,234
Boutons!
288
00:15:11,234 --> 00:15:13,467
[HOWLING]
289
00:15:15,234 --> 00:15:16,934
Boutonsil fait boom.
290
00:15:16,934 --> 00:15:18,701
[GIGGLING]
291
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:26,734
[CONVERSING IN FRENCH]
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Hm.
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[***]
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00:15:49,701 --> 00:15:51,200
MINDY:
Ballon.
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00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,334
Ballon.
296
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:02,734
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
297
00:16:03,868 --> 00:16:05,934
[BABY PLUCKY SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
298
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:11,868
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
299
00:16:19,601 --> 00:16:22,300
[MUFFLED SPEECH]
300
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,701
[GIGGLING]
301
00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:33,367
[***]
302
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,601
Mm? Hm?
303
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,167
[MINDY GIGGLING]
304
00:16:48,734 --> 00:16:49,734
Le oof!
305
00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:51,567
Le oof!
306
00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:53,968
Le oof!
307
00:16:53,968 --> 00:16:54,968
Le oof!
308
00:16:54,968 --> 00:16:55,968
[YELLING]
309
00:17:03,234 --> 00:17:04,801
[GRUNTS]
310
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,567
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
311
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:12,100
Boutons. Mwah!
312
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:14,767
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
313
00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:21,467
[SPEAKING ANGRILY IN FRENCH]
314
00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:23,234
[WHIMPERING]
315
00:17:23,234 --> 00:17:24,834
[***]
316
00:17:25,634 --> 00:17:27,634
[***]
317
00:17:31,601 --> 00:17:33,634
[***]
318
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:38,267
Ladies and gentlemen!
319
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:41,567
The two finalists in the
Tristate Karate Championship
320
00:17:41,567 --> 00:17:45,200
are Kwai Yan Kee
from the Tiger Dojo...
321
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,767
[LIGHT APPLAUSE]
322
00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:50,434
...and Moo Goo Gai Boo
from the Dragon Dojo.
323
00:17:50,434 --> 00:17:53,901
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
324
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:01,801
I'm gonna take you down,
Moo Goo.
325
00:18:04,968 --> 00:18:06,667
Remember, Moo Goo Gai Boo,
326
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:09,033
the boastful tiger will fall
327
00:18:09,033 --> 00:18:10,968
to the serene whisper
of the dragon.
328
00:18:13,534 --> 00:18:16,701
Moo Goo Gai Boo
is a true karate champion.
329
00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:18,968
Yes, sensei.
He is a master.
330
00:18:18,968 --> 00:18:20,734
He's the best
of the best.
331
00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:22,434
He's a giant chicken.
332
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,701
[BOTH GASP]
333
00:18:23,701 --> 00:18:25,534
[CHUCKLING]
334
00:18:25,534 --> 00:18:28,601
Ah,
I pity your jealous heart,
335
00:18:28,601 --> 00:18:31,701
for you are like the sheep
who bleats after the fox.
336
00:18:31,701 --> 00:18:33,033
Huh?
337
00:18:33,033 --> 00:18:35,234
Look, the guy's
a chicken, I tell ya.
338
00:18:35,234 --> 00:18:36,734
A giant chicken.
339
00:18:36,734 --> 00:18:37,801
Hi-yah!
340
00:18:37,801 --> 00:18:40,267
[YELLING, CRASHING]
341
00:18:40,267 --> 00:18:42,400
It is time, Moo Goo Gai Boo.
342
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,334
Remember,
when the brave mouse squeaks,
343
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,300
the elephant's tusks
tremble.
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00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,634
[***]
345
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,934
Ooh, you're history, man.
346
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:05,167
I'm gonna rearrange your face,
permanent.
347
00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:06,467
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
348
00:19:06,467 --> 00:19:09,434
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
349
00:19:09,434 --> 00:19:13,501
CROWD:
Moo Goo, Moo Goo, Moo Goo.
350
00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:16,734
[CROWD GROANS]
351
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:26,200
You can defeat your unworthy
opponent, Moo Goo Gai Boo.
352
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,334
Be swift
like the grasshopper.
353
00:19:32,267 --> 00:19:35,834
[CLUCKING]
354
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:47,234
[CLUCKING]
355
00:19:47,234 --> 00:19:49,067
He's a chicken.
356
00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:51,801
Moo Goo Gai Boo's
a giant chicken!
357
00:19:51,801 --> 00:19:53,667
[ALL GASP]
358
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:56,734
I told you that guy
was a chicken.
359
00:19:58,167 --> 00:20:02,467
I have offended the honor
of my ancestors.
360
00:20:03,234 --> 00:20:04,801
Hi-yah!
361
00:20:04,801 --> 00:20:06,167
[CROWD BOOING]
362
00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:07,801
Get outta here!
Get outta here!
363
00:20:07,801 --> 00:20:10,400
[CROWD JEERING]
364
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,033
[CLUCKS]
365
00:20:17,567 --> 00:20:19,767
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
366
00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:21,667
And Kwai Yan Kee
367
00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:25,067
is the new tristate
karate champion.
368
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:29,000
[***]
369
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,968
* You wear a disguise
To look like human guys *
370
00:20:31,968 --> 00:20:35,133
* But you're not a man
You're a chicken, Boo *
371
00:20:37,968 --> 00:20:39,968
[***]
372
00:21:02,801 --> 00:21:04,200
ALL:
Ciao,America.
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