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[ALL SINGING IN FRENCH]

*Animaniacs*

[ALL SINGING IN FRENCH]

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Hi, everybody.

We're here in Germany today

to learn the "International Friendship Song."

And here to teach us is our good friend,

Professor Otto Von Schnitzel- pusskrankengescheitmeyer.

Danke sch�n, and welcome.

It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood, ja?

Now let's do the "International Friendship Song," ja?

ALL: Ja!

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* Ist das nicht ein Piece of chalk? *

* Ja, das ist ein Piece of chalk *

* Ist das nicht ein Key and lock? *

* Ja, das ist ein Key and lock *

* Piece of chalk Key and lock *

* Oh, du sch�n Oh, du sch�n *

* Oh, du sch�n Schnitzelbank *

Are we having fun yet?

* Ist das nicht ein Cuckoo clock? *

* Ja, das ist ein Cuckoo clock *

*Does it nicht Go tick tick tock? *

* Ja, it does go Tick tick tock *

* Cuckoo clock Tick tick tock *

* Piece of chalk Key and lock *

* Oh, du sch�n Oh, du sch�n *

* Oh, du sch�n Schnitzelbank *

You see, it's a very easy song. Would you like to try?

Oh, gee, professor, that'd be great.

What should I sing about?

Anything that you want.

The secret is to just have fun, okay?

Okay.

* Ist das nicht ein Piece of bread? *

* Ja, das ist ein Piece of bread *

* Does it fit in Wakko's head? *

* Ja, it fits in Wakko's head *

* Piece of bread Wakko's head *

* Oh, du sch�n Oh, du sch�n *

* Oh, du sch�n Schnitzelbank *

Here, let me try.

* Is he not a cute man this? *

BOTH: * Ja, he is a cute man this *

* Is this not A great big kiss? *

* Ja, das ist ein Great big kiss *

* Cute man this Great big kiss *

* Piece of bread Wakko's head *

* Oh, du sch�n Oh, du sch�n *

* Oh, du sch�n Schnitzelbank *

Here, I've got one.

* Is das nicht Otto Von *

* Schnitzelpusskrank- engescheitmeyer? *

* Ja, das ist Otto Von *

* Schnitzelpusskranken- gescheitmeyer *

* Ist das nicht ein Incredibly long name *

* To have to try and say? *

* Ja, das ist ein Incredibly long name *

* To have to try and say *

* Cute man this Great big kiss *

* Piece of bread Wakko's head *

* Oh, du sch�n Oh, du sch�n *

* Oh, du sch�n Schnitzelbank *

Hey, you kids is pretty good.

We're just gettin' warmed up.

* Ist das nicht ein Otto's gut? *

* Ja, das ist ein Otto's gut *

* Ist das nicht ein Otto's butt? *

* Ja, das ist ein Otto's butt *

* Otto's gut Otto's butt *

* Oh, du sch�n Oh, du sch�n *

* Oh, du sch�n Schnitzelbank *

Okay, I think we're done now, ja? Wait.

* Ist das nicht ein Pair of pants? *

* Ja, das ist ein Pair of pants *

* Ist das underwear From France? *

* Ja, that's underwear from France *

* Pair of pants Shorts from France *

* Otto's gut Otto's butt *

* Oh, du sch�n Oh, du sch�n *

* Oh, du sch�n Schnitzelbank *

* Ist das nicht ein Hairy chest? *

* Ja, das ist ein Hairy chest *

* Is this man No longer dressed? *

* Ja, this man's No longer dressed *

* Hairy chest He's not dressed *

* Pair of pants Shorts from France *

* Otto's gut Otto's butt *

* Oh, du sch�n Oh, du sch�n *

* Oh, du sch�n Schnitzelbank *

Boy, some international friendship song.

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Gee, Brain, what do you wanna do tonight?

The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

Try to take over the world.

* They're Pinky And the Brain *

* They're Pinky And the Brain *

* One is a genius The other's insane *

* To prove their mousy worth They'll overthrow the Earth *

* They're dinky They're Pinky *

* And the Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain *

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I've done it, Pinky.

The formula is complete.

[TV THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, right. Goody for you, Brain.

I knew you could do it.

AUDIENCE: Amazingly Fantastic Stuff!

Pinky, you don't even know what I'm talking about.

Correct again. Hoo!

You're on a roll tonight, Brain. Narf!

With this formula, our relative smallness

will no longer be an obstacle to our domination of the Earth.

WOMAN [ON TV]: Order now. Order now.

Behold.

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Egad, Brain. Amazing!

I get it.

You'll shrink all the TVs

and everyone will get all squinty-eyed.

Brilliant, Pinky.

Oh, wait. No.

What if we wanna use a plan that works?

Oh, well, that's different then, isn't it?

Pinky, I will use the formula

to make every single person on Earth shorter than I.

I still like the tiny TV plan myself.

No, Pinky!

Never use two drops of the formula.

It would cause a reaction on the molecular level

that is completely unpredictable.

Ooh, I hate it when that happens. Narf.

The problem is,

how can I convince everyone in the world

to use something that they don't need

in any conceivable way?

[PHONE DIALING]

Hello, I'd like to order the Slavic Tushersizer.

I don't care what it does,

as long as it folds and fits under a bed.

Yes, of course.

Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I think so, Brain.

But me and Pippi Longstocking,

I mean, what would the children look like?

No, Pinky, we'll do our own infomercial.

Narf!

But whatever the children look like,

they'll be loved.

[APPLAUSE]

[TV-SHOW THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

Hello, and welcome once again to...

ALL: Amazingly Fantastic Stuff.

And today we're going to meet

the amazingly fantastic discoverer

of this fantastically amazing discovery,

the Smallerizer Plus System.

Here he is, the Brain.

Thank you, Jim.

I am so pleased to be here

to tell you about some amazingly fantastic stuff.

Is it fantastically amazing?

Yes.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

I understand that it can shed excess pounds,

grow hair, get you real estate with no money down...

And get rid of unnecessary hosts.

Fantastically amazing.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

And now, please welcome my assistant, Pinky.

Narf! It's amazing. It's fantastic.

What's that got to do with anything?

I don't know.

They do that on all the infomercials. Narf.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

Tell me, Brain,

can the Smallerizer System help me

get the really, really big, big hair I've always wanted?

Yes. With just one drop.

It's fantastically amazing.

[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]

Say hello to the Smallerizer System Plus.

One drop can change your unmanageable, bulky world

into a tiny paradise.

[PHONES RINGING]

It's working.

Now we've finally made the big time. Oh!

You mean Lyle Waggoner is here?

No, Pinky.

I mean that we are actually about to succeed.

Remember,

I'm not only the president of Small Club for Men,

I'm also a mouse planning global domination.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

Tell me, Brain,

will the Smallerizer System help my psychic powers

so I can read people's thoughts?

Yes.

You'll actually be able to walk into their heads

through the ear canal with just one drop.

[GASPS]

Hm. Her nose must be inorganic material.

PINKY: Oh, not to worry, Brain.

I'll just give her another drop. Narf.

Pinky, no. I told you.

A second dose will cause

an unpredictable molecular chain reaction.

Aah!

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* Yodellay-hee-hoo Yodellay-hee-hoo *

* Yodellay-hee-hoo Yodellay-hee-hoo *

* Yodellay-hee-hoo *

* Yodellay-hee-hoo *

* Yodellay-hee-hoo *

* Yodellay-hee-hoo *

Oh, no.

They've all become

giant Swiss lederhosen-clad dancing yodelers.

PINKY: Talk about unpredictable.

[BOTH YELLING]

Run for your life, Pinky!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[BOTH PANTING]

[RUMBLING]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

* Yodellay-hee-hoo * Yodellay-hee-hoo *

* Yodellay-hee-hoo * Yodellay-hee-hoo *

Come on, Pinky.

We must prepare for tomorrow night.

What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain?

A slumber party?

No, Pinky, the same thing we do every night.

Try to take over the world.

* They're dinky They're Pinky and the Brain *

* Yodellay-hee-hoo *

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MINDY: Buttons.

Oh, Buttons.

[THUD]

[GIGGLING]

Silly puppy.

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Ballon. Ballon.

Ballon.

Ballon. Hee, hee, hee.

[SIGHS]

Bonjour,Boutons.

Bonjour, Mindy.

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

Bonjour, madame.

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

[SIGHS, SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

Boutons!

[SPEAKING ANGRILY IN FRENCH]

Le woof.

[GIGGLING]

Oh, ballon!

Ballon.

Le woof?

[WHIMPERING]

[GROWLING]

Le owwwww!

MINDY: Ballon.

Ballon.

Le ow.

[GASPS]

MINDY: Ballon.

Ballon. Ballon.

Ballon.

[GRUNTING]

Huh?

[GIGGLING]

[BELLS RINGING]

MINDY: Ballon.

[GASPS]

Ballon.

ALL: Sanctuary. Sanctuary.

Boutons!

[HOWLING]

Boutonsil fait boom.

[GIGGLING]

[CONVERSING IN FRENCH]

Hm.

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MINDY: Ballon.

Ballon.

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

[BABY PLUCKY SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

[MUFFLED SPEECH]

[GIGGLING]

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Mm? Hm?

[MINDY GIGGLING]

Le oof!

Le oof!

Le oof!

Le oof!

[YELLING]

[GRUNTS]

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

Boutons. Mwah!

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

[SPEAKING ANGRILY IN FRENCH]

[WHIMPERING]

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Ladies and gentlemen!

The two finalists in the Tristate Karate Championship

are Kwai Yan Kee from the Tiger Dojo...

[LIGHT APPLAUSE]

...and Moo Goo Gai Boo from the Dragon Dojo.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

I'm gonna take you down, Moo Goo.

Remember, Moo Goo Gai Boo,

the boastful tiger will fall

to the serene whisper of the dragon.

Moo Goo Gai Boo is a true karate champion.

Yes, sensei. He is a master.

He's the best of the best.

He's a giant chicken.

[BOTH GASP]

[CHUCKLING]

Ah, I pity your jealous heart,

for you are like the sheep who bleats after the fox.

Huh?

Look, the guy's a chicken, I tell ya.

A giant chicken.

Hi-yah!

[YELLING, CRASHING]

It is time, Moo Goo Gai Boo.

Remember, when the brave mouse squeaks,

the elephant's tusks tremble.

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Ooh, you're history, man.

I'm gonna rearrange your face, permanent.

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

CROWD: Moo Goo, Moo Goo, Moo Goo.

[CROWD GROANS]

You can defeat your unworthy opponent, Moo Goo Gai Boo.

Be swift like the grasshopper.

[CLUCKING]

[CLUCKING]

He's a chicken.

Moo Goo Gai Boo's a giant chicken!

[ALL GASP]

I told you that guy was a chicken.

I have offended the honor of my ancestors.

Hi-yah!

[CROWD BOOING]

Get outta here! Get outta here!

[CROWD JEERING]

[CLUCKS]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

And Kwai Yan Kee

is the new tristate karate champion.

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* You wear a disguise To look like human guys *

* But you're not a man You're a chicken, Boo *

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ALL: Ciao,America.