Original subtitles

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ALL: * It's time for Animaniacs *

* And we're zany to the max *

* So just sit back and relax *

* You'll laugh Till you collapse *

* We're Animaniacs *

BOTH: * Come join The Warner brothers *

* And the Warner sister, Dot *

ALL: * Just for fun we run around The Warner movie lot *

* They lock us in the tower Whenever we get caught *

* But we break loose And then vamoose *

* And now you know the plot *

* We're Animaniacs *

* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

* Wakko packs away the snacks *

* While Bill Clinton Plays the sax *

* We're Animaniacs *

* Meet Pinky and the Brain *

* Who want to rule The universe *

* Goodfeathers flock together *

* Slappy whacks 'em With her purse *

* Buttons chases Mindy *

* While Rita sings a verse *

* The writers flipped We have no script *

* Why bother to rehearse? *

* We're Animaniacs *

* We have pay-or-play Contracts *

* We're zany to the max *

* There's bologna In our slacks *

* We're Animan-y *

* Totally insane-y *

* Dana Delany *

* Animaniacs *

* Those are the facts *

[***]

[IN FRENCH] Alouette, gentille Alouette.

[SIGHS]

Alouette.

Je te plumerai.

Je te plumerai la tete.

Je te plumerai la tete.

Et la tete?

Et la tete?

Alouette?

Alouette.

Oh.

[***]

[SMOOCHING AND MOANING]

Stay on your side!

But, my fuzzy liebchen, I just...

Otto! No hanky-pankies!

Stay on your side!

[SIGHS]

[GIGGLING]

[SMOOCHING]

BOTH: Ahh!

Ahh!

I didn't know you cared.

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahoo!

Ah!

You're comfy.

Otto. There are schnauzers on me!

Ach! Mein earring!

Now, just calm down, my mushy liebchen.

It's all right.

These are patients of mine.

Yeah. We're crazy.

[SCREAMING AND GIGGLING]

What are you doing here?

We're gonna watch the movie with you.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Can I play with your chins? Boingie, boingie, boingie...

You're ruining my date!

Nonsense!

It was ruined before we got here.

By the way, something died on your head.

Get back to your tower andleave me alone!

Otto, the schnauzers frightened me!

Oh, there, there.

Stay on your side.

[BANGING]

Daddy, please don't shut us out!

Daddy, all we want is food!

Father, we crave your love!

ALL: Daddy! Daddy! Please!

Those poor kids!

ALL: Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!

Go away!

Hey! Now, hold on, there.

What kinda father are you, man?

Listen here, you.

I am not their father.

Am their pee-sychiatrist.

So mind your own beeswax.

Ha. I gave you a raspberry.

[LAUGHING]

WOMAN: Keep it down.

MAN 1: Quiet. We're tying to watch the movie.

MAN 2: I can't hear myself kiss.

Oh, yeah? I'm giving you all one big raspberry.

[CAR ENGINE STARTING]

Ah! Let me in.

Open this door. Let me in.

Vroom. Vroom. Vroom.

You're not going to bite me, are you?

Not unless you want us to.

Vroom. Vroom.

I can't believe I can't get in my own car.

These kids are always ruining...

This is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard of...

[HORN HONKING]

[SMOOCHING]

[BOTH SCREAM]

Fr�re Jacques.

Fr�re Jacques.

Dormez vous? Dormez vous?

Sonnez les matines.

Sonnez les matines.

Din, din, don.

Din, din, don!

This is the worst French film I've ever seen.

It's also the only French film I've ever seen.

[BANGING]

Let me in the car.

Let me in!

Please, let me in!

Move, Dr. Scratchansniff. We can't see the movie.

[YELLING]

I'm out.

Us too.

Well, we'll just have to get some more then, won't we?

Oui.

Uagh.

Otto? Where are you?

Right here, my fudge.

Would you be a dumpling and get us more snacks?

[COUGHING LOUDLY]

Welcome to the Snackaterium.

I'm, uh... Mitch.

Can I help your order?

I mean, can you order... No, no, I mean...

Let me start over, 'kay?

Welcome to the Snackaterium.

I'm Mitch. Can I have your order?

Ya. Hello, Mitch.

I'll have a small popcorn.

We don't have small.

Then give me a medium.

We don't have medium.

Well, what do you have?

Large, super chubby, and double super chubby.

Then isn't a large a small?

Uh, I'll have to ask my manager.

Just give me a large popcorn.

You want fries with that?

Ugh. Why would I want fries with popcorn?

Uh, I'll have to ask my manager.

[GROANING]

Oh, yummy. The popcorn.

Didn't you get any fries?

Oh, I hope you don't mind.

I put the top down on your car.

But I don't have a convertible.

Hi!

Did you get the popcorn?

And the fries?

[YELLING]

I had a wonderful time. Bye-bye.

Goodnight.

Stay on your side.

Don't worry, scratchy. Your next date'll be better.

Next date?

Yeah, didn't she tell you?

We're all going to the drive-in again next week.

Isn't that neat?

Ahh!

[SCREAMING]

That man is in love.

MAN: * When the birds hit the street Looking for food to eat *

* That's Goodfeathers *

LADIES: * That's Goodfeathers *

* When I'm cooin' at you And you're cooin' at me *

* That's Goodfeathers *

* Take no guff 'Cause they're tough *

* Strut their stuff No cream puffs *

* That's Goodfeathers *

[***]

SQUIT: As far back as I can remember,

we knew our girlfriends

wanted to hang out with us all the time.

Ya see, we thought the only thing

they had goin' for themselves

was bein' hooked up with the Goodfeathers.

[LAUGHING]

BOBBY: Yo, girlfeathers.

Coo. Can't we do nothin' without the Goodfeathers showin' up?

SQUIT: Boy. Were we wrong.

Good afternoon, peahens.

Hiya, Sasha.

Hmmph.

We was thinkin' maybe you like to peck around town with us.

You know, maybe play a little Hide-And-Go-Smooch.

Yay!

No thanks, we got plans.

We do?

We're, uh, flyin' to the Grand Canyon.

We are?

Grand Canyon? I'm coo wit that.

Are you coo wit that?

I'm coo if you're coo.

I'm coo. Are you coo?

Grand Canyon it is.

Sorry, but you're not invited. See ya.

Beak ya later.

Buhbye. Don't follow us. Girls only.

I can't believe it.

They dumped us.

Get over yourself. They love us.

We are their reason for living.

Nah, Sasha doesn't love me.

I'm not invited 'cause she doesn't want me around.

Don't you know nothin' about women, Squit?

If a chickie-babe flaps off in a hurry sayin' "Don't follow,"

what she's sayin' is, "Hey, loverbird. Chase me."

So go get her.

Got no clue how to communicate with women,

ya know what I'm sayin'?

He's a cluck, that's what he is.

Now that we're alone we can talk seriously for once.

Coo. Coo.

You know the pita bread they toss out down on 57th?

Really fattening. They make it with lard.

I gained four ounces eatin' one crumb of that pita.

You did not.

It all goes to my thighs.

You got a great figure.

I do not. I have to diet all the time.

I'm fat.

You are not fat.

Puhleeze.

BOBBY: Badda bing. There they are.

I know you want me to chase ya.

Yeah, right.

[GUYS LAUGHING]

Ahh!

Call me crazy, guys,

but I don't think they want us along.

You're crazy.

Get outta my face.

What? What'd I do? What?

You know what I'm gonna do when I get back?

I'm gonna design nests for all the girly-birds

in the neighborhood.

Oh, do mine.

You could do that, Lana. You got great taste in twigs.

Ya think so?

Forget about it. Your nest is perfect.

You'd be a great designer. Do mine.

You got talent.

I do? Puhleeze.

Here we are, your hunka-hunka pigee loves.

ALL: Ew.

Badda bing, they love to flirt.

Rrow.

They want us to conquer them.

That's why they got us on this love quest.

Maybe they're just tryin' to get away from us.

PESTO: That's it.

Try to get away from this,

you whiny sack of pillow stuffing.

[ALL YELLING]

Scungilli. Fiorucci. Pistachio.

Al dente, fresco, amore.

Do you like my feathers this way?

Yeah, but you could swoop up your crown a little.

I like a feather-do that's easy to manage.

So do l.

I got a preen once and it was a disaster.

Me too. Ew, I hate that.

I like the natural look. Do you ever bleach?

No.

Puhleeze.

Surprise.

[GASPS] Uh-uh-uh-uh!

Arrivederci.

Bon voyage.

Ciao.

What are we gonna do?

Hide.

[DRIVER YELLS]

Sure hope my insurance covers stowaway pidgeon attacks.

Kentucky fried pigeon

comin' to Lake Edna and your neck of the woods.

Coo. This is the best flight we ever took.

BOTH: Yeah.

What a beautiful sight.

Gee, thanks.

Okay, Goodfeathers.

Why don't you flap over and look at the romantic scenery with us?

What's a matter with you?

Don't flap when a girly-bird says flap.

You gotta play hard to get.

What?

The Godpigeon.

[MUMBLING]

The Godpigeon says quit playin' around like adolescents

and show 'em we love 'em.

The Grand Canyon, though awesome and vast,

is small compared to our love, nor longer will it last.

Wow. You're an eloquent bird, Pesto.

What's that supposed to mean?

I said you're eloquent.

You know, what you said had meaning.

Eloquent?! What.

Are you sayin' I am some kind of long-nosed, tusk-toothed,

flap-eared pachyderm here to go...for you?

Is that what you're saying?

No, I didn't say that.

I said you were eloquent.

I am eloquent.

Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'.

That's it.

Hey, come on!

I'm gonna give ya eloquent. Here's your eloquent.

[LAUGHING]

Coo. Men...

Fightin' all the time like little squabs.

Like little squabs.

Yeah, like squabs.

Goodfeathers. All they got

goin' for themselves is bein' hooked up with us.

You can say that again.

Puhleeze.

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[ALL SIGHING IN AWE]

How darling.

Absolutely adorable.

Just precious.

ALL: She's so cute.

[ALL SIGHING]

I get this all the time.

Well, bye-bye.

ALL: Isn't she cute?

[***]

* I'm cute *

* Yes, it's true *

* I really can't help it But what can I do? *

* When you're cute It just shows *

* With these two darling eyes and this cute little nose *

* And a pretty pink dress That's adorable, yes *

* And when they see my dimples then everyone says: *

ALL: * Oh, shoot *

* Isn't she cute? *

* Cute, cute *

* Oh, isn't she cute Cute, cute? *

* I'm the one they adore *

* I'm sweet and I'm cuddly And small just like Dudley *

* But more it's a chore *

* To be constantly cute And enchanting to boot *

* When my lip's sticking out In that cute little pout *

* Then there just is no doubt Why the guys like to shout *

BOTH: * She's a beaut *

* Let's face it, I'm cute *

BOTH: * Cute, cute *

* Oh, baby She's cute, cute, cute *

* Being cute's a thing You can't hide *

* If you look up the word In a book *

* There's my picture inside *

* TV Guide Has me on the cover *

BOTH: * Don't ya just love her? *

* I'm simply a goddess *

* And isn't she modest? *

* I'm the answer To one of the questions *

* In Trivial Pursuit *

* For "Who's the most cute?" *

BOTH: * Cute, cute *

* Oh, isn't she cute Cute, cute? *

* I'm cute and I'm sweet *

* And I'm innocent, neat And so trusting *

* If you want our opinion *

* This song is becoming Disgusting *

* I'm cute *

* So, what *

* I never am vain *

* She's becoming A pain in the-- *

* But I'm also real nice *

* I'm a doll Through and through *

BOTH: * So big whoop-de-doo *

* I'm sweet and adoring *

BOTH: * And also real boring *

* And that's why We're snoring at you *

That's it! You've ruined my entire cute song!

I am angry! I am furious! I am enraged!

I have had it!

[PANTING]

You're awfully cute when you're angry.

Do you really think so?

ALL: * A babba dabba dabba do wah *

She's cute.

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I'm Yakko.

I'm Wakko.

And I'm cute.