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[***]
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Mornin', Skippy.
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Hi, Aunt Slappy.
What's for breakfast?
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A brand-new cereal
from Smellog's,
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Branimaniacs.
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Wow, we're on the box.
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That's right, kiddo.
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Do we get paid for that?
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You don't.
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But just look at
what's inside.
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Branimaniacs is chock-filled
with tasty bran,
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crunchy fiber,
natural roughage
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and tiny sugar cubes
shaped like my head.
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It's an important part
of this balanced breakfast.
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So dig in, Skippy.
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You bet.
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And remember to start your day
with Branimaniacs
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for that get-up-and-go
feelin'.
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I gotta get up and go.
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I'll race ya.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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ALL:
*Eat Branimaniacs *
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* Nutritionally, it lacks *
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*But this cereal attacks
All of your digestive tracts *
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* It's braniman-y *
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* My stomach's
In pain-y *
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* Branimaniacs *
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[***]
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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain *
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* Who want to rule
The universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy *
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* While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
In our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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* Come back, Shane-y *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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NARRATOR:
Once upon a time
in a land far, far away.
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No, much further than that.
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No, further still.
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Ah, here we are.
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Anyway, in this land
far, far, far, far away,
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there was a village
of poor but happy people.
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The villagers were poor
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because they were
terrorized by a giant
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who lived in the clouds.
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Aaaahhh!
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Dah, vroom, vroom!
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Put-put-put-put-put. Vroom.
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[GUFFAWING]
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All the dinky treasures
of the world are mine.
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[GUFFAWING]
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NARRATOR:
Also in this village
lived the three Warners.
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The Warners were so poor,
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they had to sell
their only possession...
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a dried-up old cow.
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Hmph.
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YAKKO:
There's
the used-cow salesman now.
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Let me do the talking.
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Excuse me, but would you be
interested in buying our cow?
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Steers like a dream.
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Well, I don't know.
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How about buying Wakko?
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Why me?
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'Cause Dot gets
more letters.
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I can't help it
if I'm cute.
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Okay, tell you what,
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I'll give you a bean
for that cow.
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A bean? A bean?
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You should be ashamed
of yourself.
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Why, she's worth at least, uh...
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three beans.
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Deal.
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There goes
our three-bean salad.
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Beans'll do that to you.
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[ALL YELP]
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Ah. That's the last time
I ever travel by bean.
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Look.
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NARRATOR:
And sure enough,
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the Warners had arrived
at the giant's castle.
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Looks like
Aaron Spelling's house.
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WOMAN:
* Free me, free me
Won't you rescue me? *
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* The giant sleeps
Before he wakes *
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* Come in and rescue me *
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Are you pretty?
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Yes.
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We'll be right there.
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Is there a handsome man
in there too?
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No.
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I'll wait out here.
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[***]
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This must be
Tori's dressing room.
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WOMAN:
Hello.
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Please save me.
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BOTH:
Hello, harp!
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She's a dream.
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She's a princess.
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She's a woman
with a harp stuck to her back.
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Boys.
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[GIGGLING]
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Oh, that tickles.
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If you rescue me,
you'll be greatly rewarded.
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I'll give you four beans
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and a goose.
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How lucky can we get?
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Oh, but this goose
is very special.
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It lays golden eggs.
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A little fiber in its diet,
and it won't do that anymore.
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It's broken.
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[HONKS]
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I fixed it.
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[YAWNING]
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Please, we must leave
before the giant wakes.
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Lower me safely
to the floor.
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[SCREAMS]
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ALL:
Oops.
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[GASPS]
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Ah-ha! I got teenie-weenies
in my house.
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[SCREAMS]
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ALL:
Hi.
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Pea, pie, poo, kerplot.
I smells Yakko, Wakko and Dot.
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Don't you mean
fee-fi-fo-fum?
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Yeah, but it don't rhymes
with Dot.
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You know,
you really should pluck
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those unsightly nose hairs.
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Ow!
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That smarted me.
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I doubt it.
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Now, I's gonna eat you
teenie-weenies.
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Eat us?
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You don't wanna
eat us.
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We taste awful.
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ALL:
Blah!
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Hmm.
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[ALL WHISPERING]
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We know what you want.
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You does?
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ALL:
Uh-huh.
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[HONKS]
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I'm sure you'll love this.
Have a seat.
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Here's your meal,
gold eggs and meat.
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I does not like
gold eggs and meat.
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It's you who I would
like to eat.
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Would you like them
� la mode?
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Would you like them
with a toad?
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I would not like them
� la mode.
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I would not like them
with a toad.
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I does not like
gold eggs and meat.
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It's you who I would
like to eat.
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[***]
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Would you eat them
with a cod?
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Holding up a
metal rod?
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I woulds not eat them
with a cod,
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holding up a metal rod.
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I does not like
gold eggs and meat.
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It's you who I would
like to eat.
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How about with
a dash of salt?
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On the San Andreas Fault?
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No, not with a dash of salt
on the San Andreas Fault.
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I does not like
gold eggs and meat.
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It's you who I would
like to eat.
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[CROWD SCREAMING]
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Would you, could you
in Japan?
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With Godzilla and Rodan?
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I would not, could not in Japan
with Godzilla and Rodan.
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I will not eat gold eggs and
meat. It's--
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ALL:
Us that you would like to eat.
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Eat them,
eat them on a cloud.
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Oh, all right,
for crying out loud!
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Mmmmm!
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Gold eggs and meat
I do not hate.
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But now those clouds
won't hold your weight.
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Gee, I never thought
about that.
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Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I fall down and hurt my bum.
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NARRATOR:
And so, with the giant gone,
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the poor village
became a wealthy suburb.
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And the heroic Warners
were richly rewarded
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for saving the village.
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As mayor of the village
of the happy and rich,
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I am proud to present
the three Warners with...
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five beans
and Merv Griffin's autograph.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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Doesn't anyone ever get cash
in fairy tales?
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ALL:
* The crankiest of creatures
In the whole wide world *
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* Our next cartoon features
Slappy the Squirrel *
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Enough with the singin',
already.
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* That's Slappy *
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[BOTH GASP]
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* Daniel Boone was
A great big guy *
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* Yes, a really big guy *
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* He knocks down trees
And frightens off bees *
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* So they'll cry *
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Kentucky at last.
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I'm gonna build me
a little log cabin right here.
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Then a log cabin for my oxes.
Then a summer cabin.
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The only thing I love
more than buildin' cabins
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is choppin' down trees.
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Birch is good wood
for clothespins.
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This oak'll
make a dandy shelf.
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Well, I'll be kissed
by a wolverine.
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A Bessemer elm.
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That's best wood around
for makin' a front door.
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* Daniel Boone saw
A great big tree *
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* An attractive tree *
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* But he didn't know
It was home to a squirrel *
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* Named Slappy *
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How come we're making so many
candles, Aunt Slappy?
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Skippy, it's the 1700s.
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What'd you expect,
Rollerbladin'?
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[BANGING]
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What's that?
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Maybe my colon, I hope not.
I'll go find out.
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Hey, you break this tree,
you're gonna pay for it.
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Lookie here,
you old squirrel.
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I'm Daniel Boone,
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the best frontiersman
that ever lived.
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Well, I'm Slappy Squirrel,
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and I'm so old
my blood is solid.
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What are you doin'
to my tree?
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I'm fixin' to make it into
the front door of my new cabin.
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Now get,
or I'll make a cap out of you.
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I got your cap right here.
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Hmph! No old squirrel's gonna
stand between me and my cabin.
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Excuse me, there, Boone.
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Is there any chance
you might find another tree?
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No.
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I was hopin'
you'd say that.
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Maybe he can rent himself out
as a menorah.
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[CHUCKLES]
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* Daniel Boone had
A great big plan *
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* Yes, a very large plan *
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* He'd fix that squirrel *
257
00:14:08,634 --> 00:14:13,901
* By yankin' her tree house
From the land *
258
00:14:13,901 --> 00:14:17,334
Pull, you lazy,
good-for-nothin' critters!
259
00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:23,334
Reckon this will teach
that old squirrel
260
00:14:23,334 --> 00:14:25,300
that I'm the king
of the wilderness.
261
00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:27,300
Huh?
262
00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:31,667
What do you say?
We won't dray.
263
00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:33,901
What we want is
an eight-hour day.
264
00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:38,267
What in blazes
are you doin'?
265
00:14:38,267 --> 00:14:40,334
Call me Norma Rae,
or Bob and Ray.
266
00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:42,334
But I unionized
your team.
267
00:14:42,334 --> 00:14:46,200
Get up and yank down that tree,
you dumb slabs of hide!
268
00:14:48,701 --> 00:14:50,334
[CHUCKLING]
269
00:14:54,901 --> 00:14:56,901
Management.
270
00:15:07,267 --> 00:15:09,767
* Daniel Boone had
Another big plan *
271
00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:11,734
* Yes, a crafty plan-- *
272
00:15:11,734 --> 00:15:12,734
Shhh!
273
00:15:13,868 --> 00:15:15,534
[LAUGHING]
274
00:15:15,534 --> 00:15:18,801
I'm gonna give that squirrel
my famous panther call.
275
00:15:21,801 --> 00:15:24,567
She'll think
a for-real panther is comin'
276
00:15:24,567 --> 00:15:27,167
and run out of that tree
like a fat badger.
277
00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:30,300
[LAUGHING]
278
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:31,300
[GROWLING]
279
00:15:32,267 --> 00:15:34,868
Gee, Aunt Slappy,
a panther.
280
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,167
You think so?
281
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:38,100
Maybe we better run
for our lives, here.
282
00:15:38,901 --> 00:15:40,467
[GROWLING]
283
00:15:46,901 --> 00:15:49,067
I'm running away
like a fat badger.
284
00:15:49,634 --> 00:15:52,167
[GROWLING]
285
00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:54,334
[ROARS]
286
00:15:59,968 --> 00:16:01,701
[YELLING, SNARLING]
287
00:16:01,701 --> 00:16:02,968
Whoa, panther!
288
00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:05,133
[WHIMPERS]
289
00:16:06,234 --> 00:16:08,467
The panther's
in my bridge club.
290
00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:15,968
* Daniel Boone was
Very, very sore *
291
00:16:15,968 --> 00:16:18,300
* Yes, painfully sore *
292
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,801
* He picked up a log *
293
00:16:19,801 --> 00:16:24,200
*And charged
Slappy Squirrel's front door *
294
00:16:26,701 --> 00:16:27,968
[YELLING]
295
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,868
Who was that,
Aunt Slappy?
296
00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:34,501
Maybe a Flying Wallenda.
297
00:16:34,501 --> 00:16:36,200
I'm not sure.
My eyes are bad.
298
00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:43,334
* Daniel Boone
Was a great big guy *
299
00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:53,267
* Daniel Boone
Was a big dang bird *
300
00:16:53,267 --> 00:16:55,334
* Yes, a really big bird *
301
00:16:55,334 --> 00:16:56,701
* But he didn't know *
302
00:16:56,701 --> 00:17:02,300
* That his disguise
Was pretty absurd *
303
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:04,367
Quiet! You dadgum idiots.
304
00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:06,234
This is a dang good disguise.
305
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,968
[CHUCKLES]
306
00:17:07,968 --> 00:17:11,000
That old squirrel will think
I'm just a big woodpecker.
307
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,000
I'll chop down this here tree
right in front of her.
308
00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:19,167
[CRASHING]
309
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:21,167
Ah, there's no rest
for the elderly.
310
00:17:22,234 --> 00:17:24,167
Hey! Are you Daniel Boone?
311
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,300
Shoot, no.
I'm a big woodpecker.
312
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,300
Get out of here
313
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:29,067
with that woodpecker thing,
there.
314
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:30,067
You're Boone.
315
00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:31,434
No, I ain't.
316
00:17:31,434 --> 00:17:34,367
My daddy was a big woodpecker
and his daddy before him.
317
00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:39,033
Can't you see how I'm-a peckin'
at your tree for bugs and such?
318
00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:41,534
I guess you really are
a big woodpecker.
319
00:17:41,534 --> 00:17:42,868
Dang straight.
320
00:17:42,868 --> 00:17:43,934
Then, here.
321
00:17:43,934 --> 00:17:46,601
I made you some
woodpecker lunch.
322
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,234
[***]
323
00:17:52,234 --> 00:17:53,634
[GROANS]
324
00:17:53,634 --> 00:17:56,501
That's...right neighborly
of you, ma'am.
325
00:18:00,501 --> 00:18:03,667
Yeah, there's nothin' like
dead bugs mixed with manure
326
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,234
and served on a big piece
of rotten bark, eh, Woody?
327
00:18:06,801 --> 00:18:08,100
[GAGGING]
328
00:18:09,601 --> 00:18:12,033
* Daniel Boone
Was a great big guy *
329
00:18:12,033 --> 00:18:14,234
* Yes, a big sick guy *
330
00:18:14,234 --> 00:18:20,934
* He lost his lunch
All over the trees and sky *
331
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,200
That's nice singin'.
332
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,133
They remind me of
Up With People.
333
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,667
*Daniel Boone
Was a great big jerk *
334
00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:33,634
* Yes, a stupid jerk *
335
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,634
* He had another dumb plan *
336
00:18:35,634 --> 00:18:39,834
* That more than likely
Wouldn't work *
337
00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:42,434
That ties it.
You boys are fired.
338
00:18:42,434 --> 00:18:44,267
Come on down from there
and get.
339
00:18:47,367 --> 00:18:50,567
Hey, what's the big idea?
You can't just fire us.
340
00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:52,167
Yeah, who do you think
you are?
341
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:53,801
Hey, we got rights,
you know.
342
00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:55,434
Wait a second.
We got a contract.
343
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:56,801
Our agent said
two weeks' work.
344
00:18:56,801 --> 00:18:58,067
My agent said
the same thing.
345
00:18:58,067 --> 00:18:59,067
This is
ridiculous.
346
00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:00,767
I said get!
347
00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:04,100
I'm gonna blow this here tree
and that old squirrel sky-high.
348
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:06,801
And I don't need
no dang smart-aleck chorus.
349
00:19:18,267 --> 00:19:22,934
If'n I can't have that tree,
then nobody's gonna have it.
350
00:19:25,334 --> 00:19:27,067
[CACKLES]
351
00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:29,901
Now, there's gonna be
a big hole in the ground.
352
00:19:29,901 --> 00:19:32,234
I could make it
into a root cellar
353
00:19:32,234 --> 00:19:33,667
or a...root cellar.
354
00:19:41,934 --> 00:19:44,534
Hey, Boone,
I moved all your gunpowder,
355
00:19:44,534 --> 00:19:46,400
it was attracting ants.
356
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,033
[YELLING]
357
00:19:48,033 --> 00:19:49,434
Shoot! Dang!
358
00:19:49,434 --> 00:19:50,534
[SCREAMING]
359
00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:56,734
Yeesh!
Bet that left a crater.
360
00:19:57,968 --> 00:20:00,467
What you wanna do tonight,
Aunt Slappy?
361
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,567
How 'bout a little music,
Skippy?
362
00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:03,868
Hit it, boys.
363
00:20:03,868 --> 00:20:06,400
[PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]
364
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,767
ALL:
* Slappy Squirrel
Was a grand old dame *
365
00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:13,801
*Yes, a very old dame *
366
00:20:13,801 --> 00:20:15,267
*She whipped Daniel Boone *
367
00:20:15,267 --> 00:20:20,334
* Now she pays us
To sing of her fame *
368
00:20:23,534 --> 00:20:26,367
What can I say?
I love the lyrics.
369
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:30,734
[***]
370
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,100
It's over. Go away.
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