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* We're slippin' on the ice *
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* Just slippin' on the ice *
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* For a fabulous pratfall *
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* Just follow this advice *
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* Let your feet take a flip *
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* I've broken my hip *
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* We're slippin' and slidin' *
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*On the ice *
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[CRASHING]
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DOT:
I've fallen, and I can't get up.
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[SLEIGHBELLS RINGING]
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* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain *
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* Who want to rule
The universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks them
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy *
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* While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
In our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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* Citizen Kane-y *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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* The crankiest of creatures
In the whole wide world *
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* Our next cartoon
Features Slappy the squirrel *
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Enough with the singin' already.
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* That's Slappy *
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Skippy, you should have
been asleep hours ago.
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I know, Aunt Slappy,
but I can't sleep.
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I keep hearing Santa's sleigh.
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Ah, that's just
the L.A.P.D. choppers.
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Santy ain't comin'
till you're asleep, kiddo.
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So get to bed.
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But I'm not tired.
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Tell me a story. Please.
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Ah,
for the love of Al Gore.
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All right. One story.
Then dreamland, okay?
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Promise.
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Okay, let's see.
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Oh, you wanna hear about
the time I stuffed live piranha
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down the pants
of Sonny Tufts?
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No, a Christmas story.
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Sonny was drinking
eggnog at the time.
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No, Aunt Slappy.
Just read.
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All right, already,
Mr. Story-Editor. Sheesh.
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[HACKING]
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Spew!
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Ahem.
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"The Day Before Christmas.
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"'Twas the day before Christmas
in winter's deep freeze.
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"But in Burbank, L.A.,
it was 90 degrees.
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"Now, tonight is the night
Santa comes to the lot,
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"bringing presents for Yakko,
Wakko and Dot.
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"The kids were excited.
They rushed to prepare.
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But others looked on
with a growing despair."
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These gifts
for the Warners,
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someone's got to see to it.
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They must be delivered.
I want you to do it.
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But I did it last year,
or have you forgot?
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Those kids drove me bonkies
and kissed me a lot.
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They made me stay up
singing carols all night,
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and then I got creamed
in that big pillow fight.
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But why bring them presents
when Santa will do?
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It's a clause in their contract.
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If we don't,
they can sue.
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There must be a person
who'd deliver this stuff.
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But where can I find
someone stupid enough?
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Duh, good night, Mr. Costner.
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Go ahead, pass on by.
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Merry Christmas.
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Okay, I love you.
Bye-bye.
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[GAGGING]
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Duh, good night, Mr. Hippo.
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Good night to you too.
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Come along, Flavio.
We've more shopping to do.
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I'm hungry.
Be quiet.
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We don't wanna get caught.
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There might be some trash cans
with food on the lot.
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Duh, good night, Mr. Keaton.
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That's a lovely sedan.
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Give him a Santa suit.
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Ralph is our man.
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YAKKO:
So 'twas the night
before Christmas
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and all through the house--
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Some creatures were stirring.
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Including a mouse.
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Tonight, my dear Pinky,
our plan is unfurled.
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We'll steal Santa's sleigh
and take over the world.
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Brain, you're a genius.
You simply astound me.
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[BRAIN SCREAMING]
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Narf!
Brain's gonna pound me.
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[CRASHING]
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The stockings were hung
so our names clearly showed.
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In hopes that old Santa
would leave a big load.
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Mwah.
Good night, everybody.
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The children were nestled
all fast in their beds.
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While visions of sugarplums
danced in our heads.
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Delicious!
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[YAWNS]
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We were all feeling tired
when we turned out the light.
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Forget it. There's no way
I'm sleeping tonight.
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When out on the lot,
there arose such a rumble.
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YAKKO:
We sprang from our beds--
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WAKKO:
And we all took a tumble.
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And what, to our wondering eyes,
did we view?
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DOT:
But a cat and a dog
in the garbage.
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P-yew.
[SLEIGHBELLS RINGING]
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Then to our surprise
we heard distant banters
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of a miniature sleigh
and eight pigeons with antlers.
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I'm dying here. Oof!
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This sure ain't no fun.
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The guy in the suit,
he must weigh a ton.
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With a little old driver
so lively and quick...
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WAKKO:
We knew in a moment
it must be Saint Nick.
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Duh, now, Bobby.
Now, Squit.
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Now, Pesto. Now, Vixen.
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On, Comet. On, Cupid.
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On, Richard and Nixon.
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To the top of the tower.
Come on now. Let's fly.
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I just got a hernia
thanks to this guy.
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YAKKO:
So up to the rooftop
Santa was hurled.
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As soon as it lands
we'll take over the world.
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Pinky, I am
in considerable pain.
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Narf! Zort! Poit! Gak!
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I'm with you, Brain.
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YAKKO:
It was a time of excitement.
The moment drew near.
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DOT:
There was no doubt
about it.
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WAKKO:
Santa was here.
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Your antlers look cute,
Pesto.
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All right, that's it!
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[PESTO AND SQUIT SHOUTING]
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Oh, Pesto! It's Christmas.
Quit whackin' on Squit.
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YAKKO:
And while the pigeons with
antlers were having their kicks,
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Santa fell through the roof
like a sack full of bricks.
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He was dressed all in fur
with a glaze in his eyes,
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'cause the fall
knocked him silly.
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Uh, happy Easter, you guys.
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His face, how it twinkled.
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His dimples, how merry.
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His cheeks were like roses.
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His gut, that was scary.
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WAKKO:
He spoke not a word,
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but instead went right to it.
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He emptied his bag.
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Ah, that ought to do it.
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YAKKO:
Then laying his finger
inside of his nose--
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Which the dear network censor
finds totally gross.
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WAKKO:
Lumbering,
up the tree trunk he rose.
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DOT:
He sprang to his sleigh
and signaled the flock.
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Duh, giddyap, birdies.
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YAKKO:
Then they dropped like a rock.
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[CRASHING]
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WAKKO:
And we heard him exclaim
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from up high in the sky...
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SANTA CLAUS:
Season's greetings to all.
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YAKKO:
And we saw him fly by.
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Thanks, Santa.
We mean it.
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Yeah,
thanks a whole lot.
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SANTA CLAUS:
And merry Christmas to Yakko,
Wakko and Dot.
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And merry Christmas,
Aunt Slappy,
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and to you girls and boys.
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As for me...
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[YAWNS]
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I'm going downstairs
to open my toys.
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ANNOUNCER:
It's time for another
"Good Idea, Bad Idea."
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Good idea.
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Singing Christmas carols
to your neighbors.
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*Fa la la la la
La la la la *
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ANNOUNCER:
Bad idea.
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Singing Christmas carols
to your neighbors
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on the 4th of July.
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*Fa la la la la
La la la la *
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ANNOUNCER:
The end.
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I've never seen
a better Santa Claus.
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He looks so real.
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I almost believe
he's Santa myself.
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I want a Baby Go-Burp
for Christmas.
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Please, oh, my Santa.
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[GASPS]
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[BURPS]
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Oh, thank you, Santa.
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You're the best Santa
in the world.
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Mommy, Mommy, look.
It's Baby Go-Burp.
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[BURPS]
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Santa,
I've been very good,
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and what I want is
a Mister Dude action figure,
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complete with polyester power
suit and Dude accessories.
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He is the real Santa. Yay!
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No. No, Dad, don't make me.
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Isn't he a little old
to be afraid of Santa Claus?
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Son, what the heck's
wrong with you?
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It's just Santa Claus.
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He's a chicken, Dad.
A giant chicken.
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He'll peck my eyes out.
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[OTHERS LAUGHING]
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He should
get that boy into therapy.
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He has issues.
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Don't make me sit
on a chicken.
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See?
There's no reason
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to be afraid
of jolly old Saint Nick.
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[GASPS]
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You mean jolly old
Saint Chick.
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[GRUNTS]
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[SCREAMS]
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[CLUCKS]
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He is a chicken!
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[CLUCKS]
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ALL:
A chicken!
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Mommy! Mommy!
I got chicken germs on me!
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What is
the meaning of this?
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Good heavens,
it's a chicken!
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He's traumatized
the children.
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We'll never shop here again.
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[GROWLS]
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You're fired.
[CLUCKS]
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Maybe they let chickens
play Santa in Arkansas,
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but that's not how we do things
here in New York City.
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[CLUCKING]
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Ho, ho, ho,
Chicken Boo,
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just this once,
because it's Christmas,
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we're giving you
a happy ending.
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* Dashing through the snow *
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* With a chicken in a sleigh *
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* O'er the fields we go *
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* Clucking all the way
Cluck, cluck, cluck *
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* Bells on chicken feet ring *
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* Making spirits bright *
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* What fun it is
To ride and sing *
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* The chicken song tonight *
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* Jingle boo
Jingle boo *
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*Jingle boo away *
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* Oh, what fun it is to ride
With a chicken in a sleigh *
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[CLUCKS]
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[***]
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[ORCHESTRA TUNING]
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ANNOUNCER:
And now performing
another classical work,
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the great Wakkorotti.
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[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
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[AUDIENCE HUSHES]
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[PLAYING "JINGLE BELLS"]
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[BELCHING "JINGLE BELLS"]
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[PIANO CONTINUES PLAYING
"JINGLE BELLS"]
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[RESUMES BELCHING
"JINGLE BELLS"]
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[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
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Excuse me.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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[***]
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ANNOUNCER:
It's time for another
"Good Idea, Bad Idea."
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Good idea.
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Finding Easter eggs
on Easter morning.
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Bad idea.
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Finding Easter eggs
on Christmas morning.
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The end.
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[***]
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[***]
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ALL:
Shh!
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[CRASHING]
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[***]
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[ALL YAWNING]
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
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ALL:
Eww.
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[***]
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[ALL SIGH]
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[***]
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[THUMPING]
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[GROWLS]
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[***]
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Ah...
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This toy isn't suitable
for children under 3.
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Actually,
we're looking for a doll
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that goes potty.
You got one?
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[GROWLING]
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[***]
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[***]
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* Everybody lives on a street *
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* In a city or a village
Or a town *
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* For what it's worth *
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* And they're all
Inside a country *
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* Which is part of a continent *
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* That sits upon a planet
Known as Earth *
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* And the Earth is a ball *
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* Full of oceans
And some mountains *
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* Which is out there
Spinning silently in space *
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* And living on that Earth
Are the plants and the animals *
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* And also the entire
Human race *
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* It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny *
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* We're just tiny
Little specks *
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* About the size
Of Mickey Rooney *
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* It's big and black and inky
And we are small and dinky *
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* It's a big universe
And we're not *
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* And we're part of a vast
Interplanetary system *
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* Stretching 700
Billion miles long *
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* With nine planets and a sun *
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* We think the Earth's
The only one *
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* That has life on it
Although we could be wrong *
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* Across the interstellar voids
Are a billion asteroids *
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* Including meteors
And Halley's comet too *
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* And there's over 50 moons *
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* Floating out there
Like balloons *
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* In a panoramic
Trillion-mile view *
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* And still it's all a speck *
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* Amid 100 billion stars *
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* In a galaxy
We call the Milky Way *
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* It's 60,000 trillion miles
From one end to the other *
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* And still that's
Just a fraction of the way *
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* 'Cause there's
100 billion galaxies *
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* That stretch across the sky
Filled with constellations *
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* Planets, moons and stars *
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* And still the universe extends
To a place that never ends *
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* Which is maybe
Just inside a little jar *
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* It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny *
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* We're just tiny
Little specks *
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*About the size
Of Mickey Rooney *
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* Though we don't know
How it got here *
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* We're an important part here *
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* It's a big universe *
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* And it's ours *
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[***]
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ALL:
Merry Christmas.
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[***]
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