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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain *
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* Who want to rule
The universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy *
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* While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
In our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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* Here's the show's name-y *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[DOOR OPENS & CLOSES]
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[BUGLING "REVEILLE"]
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Are you wakin' me up?
Are you wakin' me up?
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I guess you are,
because I am up.
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[MEN SOBBING]
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[SHEEP BLEATING]
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Silence!
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Eh.
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Who'd you expect, doc,
Warren Beatty?
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[BARKING BEETHOVEN'S
"SYMPHONY NO. 5"]
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* Hey, look at this store *
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* There's movies galore *
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* We've seen them
A thousand times over before *
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ALL:
* And that's why our brains
Don't work anymore *
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* The Player is a movie *
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* About finding
Fresh new scripts *
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* Like Rambo III and Rocky V
And Star Trek number six *
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* Eva joined with Zsa Zsa
And they formed a sister act *
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* But both were unforgiven
Because neither one could act *
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* The hand that rocked
The cradle *
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* Once belonged to Hook
You see *
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* But it got bored
And so it joined *
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* The Addams family *
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YAKKO:
* Amadeus was a genius *
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* Beethoven was a dog *
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* The Muppet Family Christmas *
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* Is about a pig and frog *
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DOT:
* There was a sled named Rosebud
And a citizen named Kane *
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* He rode it till
The snow was melted *
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* Now he's singing in the rain *
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WAKKO:
* The princess bride *
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* Got married
To the prince of tides *
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* Which now makes her dad
The Fisher King *
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* The father of the bride *
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ALL:
* And pretty soon *
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* You'll find them all
Inside the TV Guide *
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* Along with the stars
You like to see *
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* Like Hitchcock and Spielberg
And Oliver Stone *
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* Shirley MacLaine
And Sylvester Stallone *
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* Francis Ford Coppola
Hepburn and Tracy *
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* Robert Zemeckis
And Martin Scorsese *
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* Clint Eastwood, John Wayne
Woody Allen and Mia *
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* Robert De Niro
And Andy Garcia *
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* Sophia Loren, Streisand
Joan Crawford *
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* Paul Newman, Rock Hudson
Spike Lee, Peter Lawford *
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ALL:
* Jack Nicholson, Brando
And Marilyn Monroe *
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* And that's all the people
We know *
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[ALL PANTING]
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ALL:
Hello, nurse!
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[SIGHS]
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[SIGHS]
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[GROANS, THEN SCREAMS]
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[SCREAMING]
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BOTH:
Excellent.
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I'm the mightiest duck
of all.
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Says who,
you diaper-clad upstart?
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[BOTH COUGHING]
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Say the secret word
and the ducks come down.
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Oh, no! Yakko!
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Is there a doctor in the house?
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ALL:
Take two aspirin,
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and call us in the morning.
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Relax, I'm fine.
[GROWLING]
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[ROARS]
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Relatively speaking.
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[GROWLING]
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Whoa. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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You haven't been flossing.
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Oh?
When's the last time
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you went to the dentist,
young man?
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These teeth need cleaning.
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[BELCHES]
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[ROARING]
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Better give him
the bill later.
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Hey, give that back.
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[STOMPING]
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[BOTH WHINNY]
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[ROARS]
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Charge.
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[ROARS]
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Retreat.
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[BUGLE PLAYING "TAPS"]
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Leave them alone, man.
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[ROARS]
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[SCREAMS]
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[ALL SPITTING]
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Let's drop a sandbag
on him.
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I got a better idea.
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Come on.
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Let's drop a bomb.
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[ROARING]
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Bombs away!
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[GROWLING]
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[LAUGHS]
Guess we showed him.
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[ROARS]
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[GROANS]
Maybe not.
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DOT: I wanna drive.
YAKKO: No, I'm driving.
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WAKKO:
I never get to drive.
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[GROWLING]
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Fire. Definitely,
definitely fire.
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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[GROWLING]
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[ROARING]
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Yippee!
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[***]
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ALL:
* We're glad the dinosaur
Is gone *
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* He was an easy mark *
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* But if we ever miss him
We can rent Jurassic Park *
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* So when it comes to clunkers *
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* Like The Babe
Or like Presidio *
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* Don't pay 7.50
Just catch 'em on home video *
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* As for us, it's bye-bye time
So long, now toodle-oo *
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* We've had quite enough
Of this *
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* Video revue *
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Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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The same thing we do
every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world.
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* They're Pinky and the Brain
They're Pinky and the Brain *
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* One is a genius
The other's insane *
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* To prove their mousy worth *
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* They'll overthrow the Earth *
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* They're dinky
They're Pinky and the Brain *
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* Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain *
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At last, I've done it.
I've finished.
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The end.
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The Time Machine by H.G. Wells.
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Too bad it's just science
fiction and not science fact.
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I suppose
there are some things
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that man cannot meddle with.
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BRAIN:
Perhaps man cannot,
my dear Mr. Wells,
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but mouse can.
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Come, Pinky.
Time to put my plan into action.
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[PANTING]
Just a sec, Brain.
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I think I'm finally
getting somewhere.
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BRAIN:
By utilizing invisible forces
of nature,
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we shall make
this time machine work.
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But how, Brain?
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With this.
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Um, Brain, it's not quite
invisible, is it?
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See, I can see it
quite plainly.
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[GRUNTS]
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I can even feel it.
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This paper clip...
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[GRUNTS]
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...will serve
as an antenna,
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grabbing neutrinos
from the cosmos--
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[GRUNTS]
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--and providing ignition
for this craft.
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Astonishin', Brain.
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Um, will it also roast
marshmallows?
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[WHIMPERS]
Actually, it might.
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But first, we shall travel
back to the primordial era,
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alter the course of evolution,
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and then return
to the present
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to a world dominated
not by humans,
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but by mice.
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And they shall choose me
as their leader.
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Egad, Brain.
Brilliant!
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Oh. Oh, wait.
No, no.
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Um, why will they pick you?
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Because I'm very likable.
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[TIME MACHINE WHIRRING]
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Now, Pinky, let us begin
a journey that will end
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[ECHOING]
when mice rule the Earth.
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A house divided cannot stand.
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Let them eat cake.
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I came, I saw, I conquered.
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Here we are, Pinky,
at the dawn of time.
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[***]
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[YAWNS]
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Narf, Brain.
Wake me at the noon of time.
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[PLAYS RIMSHOT]
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What was that?
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Engine knock.
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Behold, Pinky.
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Our ancient prehistoric
ancestor.
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[SQUEALING]
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Uh.
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[GIBBERS]
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This is a crucial time
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in the development
of our two species.
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PINKY:
What, lunch?
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BRAIN:
We will teach
the prehistoric mice
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how to leap up
and grab the best food.
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They will eat it
and grow strong,
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leaving the crumbs
for mankind.
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Our ancestors
will prevail.
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Narf! Whoo!
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These are fun, Brain!
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Wee!
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Narf! Poit! D'oh! Eee!
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Ah! Aie! Doi!
Poit! D'oh!
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[GRUNTS]
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Pinky,
cease and desist.
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Unhand me,
you future Neanderthal.
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[MICE GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Where are we going now, Brain?
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BRAIN:
Forward, to another
key evolutionary moment,
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after a brief stopover
in 1853.
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Why 1853, Brain?
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Because, Pinky,
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that's when aspirin
was invented.
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[***]
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Pinky, if mice have weapons
before man,
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they can rule
the bearded bipeds.
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00:15:03,868 --> 00:15:06,434
We must demonstrate this
to our ancestors.
261
00:15:06,434 --> 00:15:07,434
Right.
262
00:15:07,434 --> 00:15:09,434
With this charming selection,
263
00:15:09,434 --> 00:15:11,033
you'll just wow them
at the cookout.
264
00:15:11,033 --> 00:15:14,868
And the tops are removable
for easy cleaning. Narf.
265
00:15:15,601 --> 00:15:17,534
[GROANING]
266
00:15:17,534 --> 00:15:20,300
Some mice have more evolving
to do than others.
267
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,934
Observe how technology
triumphs.
268
00:15:25,033 --> 00:15:26,734
We're too late.
269
00:15:29,734 --> 00:15:32,200
[***]
270
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,267
All is not lost, Pinky.
271
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,834
We can still travel forward
272
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:38,334
to the next key moment
in mouse evolution.
273
00:15:38,334 --> 00:15:40,801
Then we will return
to a time when--
274
00:15:40,801 --> 00:15:43,100
Oh, oh, oh,
can I say it this time, Brain?
275
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,434
Oh, all right.
276
00:15:44,434 --> 00:15:47,701
PINKY [ECHOING]:
When mice rule the Earth!
277
00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:56,167
If mice are first
to control fire,
278
00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:58,300
they will rise above mankind.
279
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,701
Look,
primitive Neolithic rodents.
280
00:16:00,701 --> 00:16:01,968
Look and learn.
281
00:16:01,968 --> 00:16:04,501
One of the primal forces
of nature.
282
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,901
That would be pain.
283
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:09,167
Yeah.
284
00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:12,033
No, Pinky, fire.
Show them how to make fire.
285
00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:13,634
Oh, right. Of course.
Ahem.
286
00:16:13,634 --> 00:16:15,100
Okay, first then,
287
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,801
you take this thingy here,
right?
288
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,133
And then this thingy here,
289
00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:21,067
and you smash 'em together
like this:
290
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,067
Poit.
291
00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:24,033
Egad, Brain.
I did it.
292
00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:27,167
I discovered fire.
Yes.
293
00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:28,334
Oh!
294
00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:30,334
[SCREAMING]
295
00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:35,734
Oh, blessed relief.
296
00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:36,767
[GASPS]
297
00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:38,300
[***]
298
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:41,000
[TRUMPETS]
299
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,067
Narf. Here, you try.
300
00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:44,734
I'm comin', Brain!
301
00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:50,667
Narf. Poit.
302
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:53,367
Oooga-booga!
303
00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:55,501
[ROARS]
Ooga-booga! Narf!
304
00:16:55,501 --> 00:16:57,300
[WHIMPERING]
305
00:17:00,601 --> 00:17:03,300
Zounds, I guess I saved you,
Brain.
306
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:06,300
Actually, Pinky, that woolly
mammoth was the only thing
307
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,567
keeping the saber-toothed
tiger at bay.
308
00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:11,000
[TIGER GROWLING]
309
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,701
Look, Pinky.
We've succeeded.
310
00:17:17,701 --> 00:17:19,667
They've learned
to make fire.
311
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,868
[ROARS]
312
00:17:21,868 --> 00:17:23,133
[GROWLING]
313
00:17:24,801 --> 00:17:26,367
PINKY:
We made it, Brain.
314
00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:31,133
Yes, Pinky.
Let us return to 1895.
315
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,133
[***]
316
00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:45,968
[GASPS]
317
00:17:45,968 --> 00:17:49,300
Egad, Brain.
We're giant mice.
318
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:52,300
Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
319
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,367
I think so, Brain,
320
00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:56,133
but culottes have
a tendency to ride up so.
321
00:17:57,267 --> 00:17:59,801
No, Pinky.
We're not giants.
322
00:17:59,801 --> 00:18:02,501
We're just the same.
It's the world that's changed.
323
00:18:02,501 --> 00:18:05,300
For I have created
a new world,
324
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:08,701
a mouse world,
a perfect world.
325
00:18:08,701 --> 00:18:10,367
Narf.
Poit. Egad.
326
00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:12,033
Poit, narf, egad.
327
00:18:12,033 --> 00:18:13,267
Poit, narf.
328
00:18:13,267 --> 00:18:14,567
MOUSE 1: Narf.
MOUSE 2: Poit.
329
00:18:14,567 --> 00:18:16,200
MOUSE 3: Egad.
MOUSE 4: Zoit.
330
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,601
MOUSE 5: Zounds.
MOUSE 6: Poit.
331
00:18:17,601 --> 00:18:18,901
MOUSE 7: Egad.
MOUSE 8: Poit.
332
00:18:18,901 --> 00:18:20,000
MOUSE 9: Zounds.
333
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,000
MOUSE 10: Narf.
MOUSE 11: Poit.
334
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,767
MOUSE 12: Egad.
[BANGING]
335
00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:27,334
Quickly, Pinky.
We must return to the past.
336
00:18:27,334 --> 00:18:29,300
I must change it all
back again.
337
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:30,634
But why, Brain?
338
00:18:30,634 --> 00:18:33,033
It'd be easy to rule
a world of mice like them.
339
00:18:33,033 --> 00:18:34,567
[BANGING ON DOOR]
340
00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:35,968
MOUSE 13: Poit.
MOUSE 14: Egad.
341
00:18:35,968 --> 00:18:37,701
MOUSE 15: Zoit.
MOUSE 16: Zort.
342
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:40,567
Yes, Pinky,
but who would want to?
343
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:41,968
MOUSE 17: Narf.
MOUSE 18: Poit.
344
00:18:41,968 --> 00:18:43,367
MOUSE 19: Egad.
MOUSE 20: Poit.
345
00:18:43,367 --> 00:18:44,934
MOUSE 20: Zounds.
* They're dinky *
346
00:18:44,934 --> 00:18:46,234
* They're Pinky
And the Brain *
347
00:18:46,234 --> 00:18:48,234
* Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain *
348
00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:53,467
[***]
349
00:18:56,434 --> 00:18:58,667
Whoa, Wakko, Dot, hold up.
350
00:18:58,667 --> 00:18:59,767
Why?
351
00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:01,167
It's that time again.
352
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:03,467
Oh, no.
Not the Wheel of Morality.
353
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:07,133
Afraid so. It's time to learn
the moral of today's story.
354
00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:10,367
[BOTH SOBBING]
No! No!
355
00:19:10,367 --> 00:19:11,734
Hey, come on.
356
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,567
The Wheel of Morality
adds boring educational value
357
00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:15,801
to what would otherwise be
358
00:19:15,801 --> 00:19:18,067
an almost entirely
entertaining program.
359
00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:20,367
But the morals
make no sense.
360
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,934
It's totally bogus.
361
00:19:22,934 --> 00:19:27,167
Who came up with this stupid
Wheel of Morality idea, anyway?
362
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,400
The execs
at the Fox Kids Network.
363
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,400
Oh.
364
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,234
[CHUCKLES]
They did?
365
00:19:32,234 --> 00:19:33,934
What a great idea.
366
00:19:33,934 --> 00:19:37,234
Yeah, I love
the Wheel of Morality.
367
00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:43,133
So...
368
00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:45,267
Wheel of Morality
Turn, turn, turn
369
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,467
Tell us the lesson
That we should learn
370
00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:50,434
And the moral
of today's show is...
371
00:19:50,434 --> 00:19:52,434
win a free trip to Tahiti.
372
00:19:52,434 --> 00:19:54,667
ALL:
We won, we won, we won, we won!
373
00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:55,734
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
374
00:19:55,734 --> 00:19:57,167
ALL:
Yike!
375
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,434
[***]
376
00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:08,834
[APPLAUSE]
377
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:16,834
WARNERS:
* We're so sad
We've no more time together *
378
00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:21,033
* Just to drop an anvil
On your head *
379
00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:25,033
* And stuff your pockets
Full of dynamite *
380
00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:28,367
* Then tie you
To a rhino's head *
381
00:20:29,868 --> 00:20:33,133
[APPLAUSE]
382
00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:34,734
Good night, everybody!
383
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:35,968
Bye!
384
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,334
Spoil your dinner.
385
00:20:38,501 --> 00:20:40,501
[***]
386
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,167
ALL:
Ciao, America.
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