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NARRATOR:
And now another...
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useless fact.
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Termites can live
to be 50 years old.
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Why, when I was
a young termite
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we used to have
to walk 50 miles
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in the snow with no shoes
for a good piece of wood.
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Not like
you kids today.
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This has been another...
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useless fact.
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[***]
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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain *
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* Who want to rule
The universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy *
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* While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
In our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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* Shirley MacLaine-y *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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[***]
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NARRATOR:
And now the Warners
present...the senses.
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[***]
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* The sense of sight
Is what guides us right *
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* When we go out on walks *
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* The sense of smell's
The way you tell *
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* That you need
To change your socks *
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* The sense of touch
Is what hurts so much *
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* When you bang your toe
On the bed *
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* The sense of hearing
Is something good *
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* 'Cause if a tree
Falls in the wood *
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* Would there be sound?
You bet there would *
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* If it landed
On top of your head *
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ALL:
* Your head *
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* If a tree lands
On top of your head *
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* The sense of taste
Affects your waist *
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* Which makes five senses
In all *
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* There's a sixth sense too
It's hard to explain *
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* It's a psychic connection
Inside of your brain *
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* So you can understand people
Like Shirley MacLaine *
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* Who wear crystals
They bought in the mall *
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ALL:
* The mall, who wear crystals
They bought in the mall *
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And now the other senses:
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* Scents you can smell
Like cologne from Chanel *
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* Or the scents
Of expensive perfume *
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*Scents of flowers
We hope overpowers *
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*The kitty box
Next to your room, P-yew *
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* Sense of pride
Deep down inside *
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* When you practice
A sense of fair play *
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* There are cents
That you pay at a toll *
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*Or the census man
Who is taking a poll *
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* And a sense of confusion
We're out of control *
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ALL:
* And they really should
Take us away, away *
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* They really should
Take us away *
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* There's a sense of humor
A sense of doom *
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* Or a sense of awe
Sense of timing *
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* The sense of a word
A sense of absurd *
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* Like trying to do
All this rhyming *
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* There's incense *
* And horse sense *
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* And common sense
It's true *
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* Sense of wonder
Sense of beauty *
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* Sense of honor
Sense of duty *
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YAKKO:
* A sense of doubt
A sense of danger *
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DOT:
* A sense of fear
When you meet a stranger *
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* A sense of style
A sense of worth *
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* Sense of direction
For knowing the earth *
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ALL:
* A sense of dread
As we're singing this song *
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* That it's starting
To turn out all wrong *
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* It's time that we end it
Because it's too long *
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[ALL INHALE DEEPLY]
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* 'Cause it just doesn't
Make any sense, nonsense *
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* This song doesn't
Make any sense *
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YAKKO:
And now another...
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useless fact.
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Eskimos have more than
100 words for "ice"
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and no words
for "hello."
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Oh, hello.
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This has been another...
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useless fact.
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[***]
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NARRATOR:
And now: Dot's Poetry Corner.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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"Humpty Dumpty."
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
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Humpty Dumpty retained a lawyer
And settled out of court
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For a lot of money
And ownership of the wall
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Thank you.
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NARRATOR:
This has been another visit
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to Dot's Poetry Corner.
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[***]
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Gee, Brain, what do you
wanna do tonight?
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The same thing we do
every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world.
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* They're Pinky
And the Brain *
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* They're Pinky
And the Brain *
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* One is a genius
The other's insane *
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* To prove their mousy worth *
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* They'll overthrow the Earth *
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* They're dinky
They're Pinky and the Brain *
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* Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain *
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PINKY:
How are we going to take over
the world tonight, Brain, eh?
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Get people stuck
in super-sticky chewing gum?
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Narf!
No, Pinky.
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Ooh! How about we wrestle
the president?
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Zort!
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No, Pinky.
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But, gee, Brain.
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We are gonna take over
the world, aren't we?
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Not tonight, Pinky.
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The world can wait.
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Egad, Brain.
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Are you feeling all right?
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Pinky, I'm feeling
more than all right.
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I'm...
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in love.
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Narf. You? What?
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[LAUGHING]
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I met her today in the maze.
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Her name is Billie.
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She is of simple folk,
fair and true.
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You mean she's stupid?
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A bit. Heh-heh.
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She called me
Egghead.
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Egghead? Ha, ha, ha!
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Narf! Ah, ha, ha!
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[LAUGHING]
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Do not mock
a love-smitten mouse.
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Oh, right. Sorry, Brain.
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And so I shall woo her, Pinky.
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And win her heart.
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Do you know how I plan
to do that?
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Umm...
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With a big wooden mallet?
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Normally, Pinky, I would be
compelled to hurt you,
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but today
I'm feeling forgiving.
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I will profess my love
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and give her
my heart.
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Ew, Brain,
that sounds painful. Narf.
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Let us go to meet
this fair damsel.
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BRAIN:
Billie. Oh, Billie.
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Who's that?
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I, my lady, am the Brain.
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We met today in the maze.
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Oh, yeah, I remember you.
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Egghead.
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[LAUGHING]
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You're--
You're right, Brain.
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Narf! "Egghead."
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[LAUGHING]
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I hope you don't think me
too forward,
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but I've brought you
something.
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A precious, simple gift.
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Oh, flowers?
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Oh, no.
It's an actual working mockup
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of the bevatron
particle accelerator.
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Oh.
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It kind of looks like a--
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Big metal doughnut.
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[LAUGHING]
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Yeah, like a big metal doughnut.
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Yeah. Say, who's your friend,
Egghead? He's funny.
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This is my associate, Pinky.
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Oh, what a pleasure
to meet you. Narf.
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I am so pleased, all pleased,
all-over pleased, yes, I am.
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[GIGGLES]
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I like him.
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Pinky? But he's...
He's barely verbal.
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Oh, well, pardon me,
Mr. Egghead.
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I happen to like him.
Good night.
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Wait, Billie, please, I--
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Oof!
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Whoa!
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[CRASH]
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Whoa!
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[CLATTERING]
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PINKY:
* La, la, la
La-la, la, la *
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[PINKY SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
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Quiet, Pinky.
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What's the matter, Brain?
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* I think
She likes you *
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Narf!
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[GIGGLES]
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No, Pinky.
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The fact is she likes you.
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But, Brain, I've already
got a girlfriend.
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Pinky, you are a mouse.
This is a horse.
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Oh, don't start that again,
Brain.
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But Billie,
she responds to you.
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You know how to talk to her.
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[SNAPS FINGERS]
Ah.
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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
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Uh-- I think so, Brain,
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but this time
you wear the tutu.
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Follow me. I have a plan.
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[***]
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Pinky, you stay here
in the shadows.
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Right-o, Brain.
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* I'm helping the Brain
I'm helping the-- *
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Shh!
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Billie. Oh, Billie.
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Who's there? Pinky?
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Is that you, Pinky?
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No. It is I, the Brain.
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[DISAPPOINTEDLY]
Oh. Egghead.
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[WHISPERING]
Now, what would you say, Pinky?
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Oh, um-- Uh, uh--
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I know:
Please, call me Eggy. Narf.
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"Please, call me Eggy. Narf."
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Oh, okay, Eggy.
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Yeah, that's cute.
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Now tell her, um...
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Poit, I like
your toenails.
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"Poit, I like your toenails."
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Oh, thank you.
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PINKY [WHISPERING]:
And, egad, your head looks
like a really clean carrot.
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[GROANING]
Ooh.
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"And, egad, your head looks
like a really clean carrot."
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That's funny, Eggy.
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You sure know
how to talk to a girl.
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A clean carrot, yeah.
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I guess I had you pegged
all wrong.
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Why don't you come on up here?
I like you.
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Oh.
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Pinky, she likes me.
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Oh, my heart.
I'm going up.
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MAN 1:
Come on, we're gonna be late
for bowling.
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MAN 2:
Be right with ya.
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I just have to run
one final experiment.
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I need the results
in the morning.
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Oh, no.
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00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,734
Just as love comes my way.
256
00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:03,634
Pinky, we must save her.
257
00:10:08,067 --> 00:10:09,667
[ELECTRICITY ZAPPING]
258
00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:11,801
Oh, no,
we're too late.
259
00:10:11,801 --> 00:10:13,567
Narf.
260
00:10:13,567 --> 00:10:15,834
MAN 2:
That oughta do it.
261
00:10:15,834 --> 00:10:17,367
We can check back tomorrow.
262
00:10:20,767 --> 00:10:21,934
[DOOR CLOSES]
263
00:10:25,534 --> 00:10:27,534
Billie, Billie,
are you all right?
264
00:10:27,534 --> 00:10:30,033
Eggy? Is that you, Eggy?
265
00:10:30,033 --> 00:10:31,033
Yes.
266
00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:32,467
Oh, Eggy.
267
00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:34,300
I thought the electro-polarity
268
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,300
had altered
the reticular formation
269
00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:37,868
in my medulla oblongata.
270
00:10:37,868 --> 00:10:41,300
Pinky, she's become
incredibly intelligent.
271
00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:45,601
Egad, Brain. She's probably
even smarter than you.
272
00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:48,367
What's the solution to
Carpoleum's black hole equation?
273
00:10:48,367 --> 00:10:51,467
The square root of 16,922.
274
00:10:51,467 --> 00:10:54,701
I've been pondering that problem
for five months.
275
00:10:54,701 --> 00:10:56,634
She is smarter than I.
276
00:10:56,634 --> 00:10:58,634
How annoying. I must go.
277
00:10:59,634 --> 00:11:00,734
PINKY:
But, Brain!
278
00:11:00,734 --> 00:11:01,934
You mean you don't love her
279
00:11:01,934 --> 00:11:03,567
just 'cause she's smarter
than you?
280
00:11:03,567 --> 00:11:06,634
Oh, I do love her, Pinky.
I do.
281
00:11:06,634 --> 00:11:08,501
But I must quickly go
develop a plan
282
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,300
so we can take over
the world.
283
00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:11,734
But why, Brain?
284
00:11:11,734 --> 00:11:13,067
If I don't,
285
00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:15,901
she may beat us to it.
286
00:11:15,901 --> 00:11:18,501
* They're dinky
They're Pinky and the Brain *
287
00:11:18,501 --> 00:11:21,267
* Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain *
288
00:11:24,968 --> 00:11:27,467
YAKKO:
And now another...
289
00:11:27,467 --> 00:11:29,033
useless fact.
290
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,968
A shrimp's heart
is in its head.
291
00:11:33,968 --> 00:11:35,667
What's wrong? Headache?
292
00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:37,334
No, heartburn.
293
00:11:37,334 --> 00:11:38,334
[STING PLAYS]
294
00:11:38,334 --> 00:11:39,868
This has been another...
295
00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:41,801
useless fact.
296
00:11:43,334 --> 00:11:46,400
* Like Abbott and Costello
Like Sonny and Cher *
297
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:49,567
* Like Martin and Lewis
They're a perfect pair *
298
00:11:49,567 --> 00:11:52,400
* Like Laurel and Hardy
Like Fontanne and Lunt *
299
00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:55,868
* They're perfectly mismatched
They're Rita and Runt *
300
00:12:09,634 --> 00:12:12,234
Dr. Baboo,
so kind of you to come.
301
00:12:12,234 --> 00:12:14,200
Thank you for asking me,
Dr. Himp.
302
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,300
I only hope that I may be
of help to you
303
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,300
in your primatial researchings.
304
00:12:19,701 --> 00:12:20,901
As you can see,
305
00:12:20,901 --> 00:12:23,234
these are
our gorillas in the mist.
306
00:12:23,234 --> 00:12:26,033
Perfectly harmless.
Completely at peace.
307
00:12:27,234 --> 00:12:28,234
Mm-hm.
308
00:12:28,234 --> 00:12:29,400
Very misty.
309
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,234
And here are our gorillas
at the Ritz.
310
00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:34,868
[IRVING BERLIN'S
"PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ" PLAYING]
311
00:12:34,868 --> 00:12:36,868
[GORILLAS GRUNTING TO MUSIC]
312
00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:44,567
Mm-hm.
313
00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:45,734
Very dancy.
314
00:12:45,734 --> 00:12:47,501
This one's the problem.
315
00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:50,267
Kiki, the angriest ape
in the world.
316
00:12:50,267 --> 00:12:51,767
[ROARING]
317
00:12:57,834 --> 00:12:59,334
[SNARLING AND SNORTING]
318
00:13:00,434 --> 00:13:01,934
[ROARING]
319
00:13:07,267 --> 00:13:08,567
Aah!
320
00:13:10,767 --> 00:13:13,834
In all my years studying
gorillas in the Kahuzi-Biega,
321
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,100
I have never seen
such aggressionality.
322
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:19,667
That is why she's kept separate
from the other social groupings.
323
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:21,400
Has she not responded to mist?
324
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,801
No, no, not at all.
325
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:25,033
And she refuses
to learn choreography.
326
00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:27,767
We need your help, Dr. Baboo,
to find a way to pacify her.
327
00:13:28,968 --> 00:13:30,968
[***]
328
00:13:39,267 --> 00:13:41,667
* Meow... *
329
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:44,701
DR. BABOO:
Something outside
has pacificated her.
330
00:13:44,701 --> 00:13:46,934
Quick, let us see
what it might be.
* Meow-ow *
331
00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:50,100
* Stomach's empty
And I need to find food *
332
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,934
* This trash can
Belongs to me *
333
00:13:52,934 --> 00:13:55,934
* Some stray cats can be
So awfully rude *
334
00:13:55,934 --> 00:13:58,934
* Trash is public property *
335
00:13:58,934 --> 00:14:01,934
* Don't mess with me
I am in a bad mood *
336
00:14:01,934 --> 00:14:05,467
BOTH:
* Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow *
337
00:14:05,467 --> 00:14:06,968
* Meow-ow-ow-ow *
338
00:14:06,968 --> 00:14:10,901
* Bye-bye, kitten
Hope someday ya find food *
339
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,300
Huh. Hey!
340
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,667
[GIGGLING DEVIOUSLY]
341
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:18,167
[SNORING SOFTLY]
342
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:20,534
RITA:
Runt!
343
00:14:22,067 --> 00:14:23,901
Oh, that's not a duck.
344
00:14:23,901 --> 00:14:25,367
Yeah, it is a duck.
345
00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:27,834
Oh, that's a good duck.
That's a very bad, bad duck.
346
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,400
Oh, that's a good duck.
347
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,901
Oh-ho. Oh, big duck.
348
00:14:30,901 --> 00:14:32,934
[SNORING]
349
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:46,000
Something tells me
I'm gonna hate this episode.
350
00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:48,167
Ooh.
351
00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:49,467
[SCREAMS]
352
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,000
[BABBLING]
353
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:04,567
Put me down, ape face.
354
00:15:04,567 --> 00:15:06,467
The kitten has placated her.
355
00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:08,734
Now, either Kiki's
maternal instincts
356
00:15:08,734 --> 00:15:10,801
will overcome
her aggressionality
357
00:15:10,801 --> 00:15:12,701
or she will tear
the kitten's head off.
358
00:15:12,701 --> 00:15:14,067
Let's watch.
359
00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:16,067
[***]
360
00:15:25,434 --> 00:15:27,501
[GIBBERING SOFTLY]
361
00:15:29,501 --> 00:15:30,734
[GROANS]
362
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,234
Cut that out!
363
00:15:38,734 --> 00:15:40,901
Hair by Lyle Lovett.
364
00:15:52,968 --> 00:15:54,267
Blech!
365
00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:56,267
No, thanks. Call me weird,
366
00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:59,367
but monkey saliva
takes all the fun out of eating.
367
00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:01,534
Uh-uh-uh.
368
00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:05,801
[GROWLING]
369
00:16:13,968 --> 00:16:15,100
[GULPS]
370
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,434
[YELLS]
371
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:19,601
[SPITTING LOUDLY]
372
00:16:19,601 --> 00:16:24,033
[CHAINSAW HUMS, BELL RINGS,
BUZZER SOUNDS, CAR HORN HONKS]
373
00:16:26,334 --> 00:16:27,400
[YELLS]
374
00:16:35,634 --> 00:16:37,801
I think I'll pass on dessert.
375
00:16:37,801 --> 00:16:39,634
Yeow-ow!
376
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,133
[SIGHING SHAKILY]
377
00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:44,834
[GIBBERING]
378
00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:48,534
Ooh.
379
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:55,567
Oh, brother.
Yeah, yeah, like this, right?
380
00:16:55,567 --> 00:16:57,567
[GIBBERING]
381
00:17:00,634 --> 00:17:01,634
Oof!
382
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,334
Mwah!
383
00:17:05,334 --> 00:17:07,567
Ape slobber, yum.
384
00:17:10,367 --> 00:17:12,334
Ooh, ooh.
385
00:17:12,334 --> 00:17:14,133
Oh, I get it.
386
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:16,334
Monkey see, monkey do.
387
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:17,400
No.
388
00:17:19,501 --> 00:17:20,734
Ooh, ooh.
389
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:26,133
Look, I speak Cat,
not Gorilla, okay?
390
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,701
[GROANING]
391
00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:32,300
Ooh, ooh!
392
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:35,834
She couldn't possibly
bop me again.
393
00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:36,834
Ooh, ooh.
394
00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:38,334
I'm "ooh-ooh"-ing.
395
00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:39,834
[GIBBERING EXCITEDLY]
396
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,734
Astounding. Kiki's happy.
397
00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:52,167
And the kitten is exhibiting
398
00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:54,701
gorilla-like behavioralisms
as well.
399
00:17:57,334 --> 00:17:59,334
[***]
400
00:17:59,334 --> 00:18:00,667
Ooh, ooh.
401
00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:09,067
[GIBBERING]
402
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,667
Send in the organ grinder.
403
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:15,801
[GRUNTING]
404
00:18:17,968 --> 00:18:19,467
[GIGGLING]
405
00:18:23,234 --> 00:18:26,234
You dated King Kong? No.
406
00:18:26,234 --> 00:18:27,267
Uh-huh.
407
00:18:27,267 --> 00:18:29,767
Yeah, right, and I'm Fay Wray.
408
00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:31,501
Give me a break.
409
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:32,934
[CRIES OUT]
410
00:18:32,934 --> 00:18:34,534
Now what?
411
00:18:37,234 --> 00:18:40,200
Oh, no. No way.
412
00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:43,067
[GIBBERING CONFUSEDLY]
413
00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:46,734
[KIKI ROARING, SNARLING]
414
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,334
[YELPING]
415
00:19:00,367 --> 00:19:01,501
[ROARS]
416
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,300
[ROARS, SNARLS]
417
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:12,434
[ROARS]
418
00:19:12,434 --> 00:19:13,434
[GROWLS]
419
00:19:14,868 --> 00:19:16,267
Mad ape!
420
00:19:16,267 --> 00:19:17,267
[BOTH SCREAM]
421
00:19:21,968 --> 00:19:24,467
I told ya, this is my trash.
422
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,200
Beat it or I'll claw your nose.
423
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,467
Aaagh!
424
00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:31,467
[***]
425
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,868
Enjoy.
426
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,100
Aah!
Aah!
427
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,334
[SNORING]
428
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:50,367
[YAWNS]
429
00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:51,734
[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]
430
00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:54,701
RUNT:
Gah!
431
00:19:54,701 --> 00:19:56,400
Get away from me,
you evil duck.
432
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,834
Na-ah-ah-ah-ah!
433
00:19:57,834 --> 00:19:59,200
[SNORTS]
Huh? Huh?
434
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,534
Oh? Huh?
435
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,133
I had a bad dream, Rita.
436
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:04,834
Definitely, definitely
had a very bad dream.
437
00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:07,667
Me too, Runt. Me too.
438
00:20:11,901 --> 00:20:14,300
YAKKO:
And now another...
439
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,901
useless fact.
440
00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:19,601
Starfish have no brain.
441
00:20:19,601 --> 00:20:21,067
Uh, excuse me?
442
00:20:21,067 --> 00:20:22,801
Yup.
443
00:20:22,801 --> 00:20:24,367
Could you tell me
where the beach is?
444
00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:26,000
Mmm.
445
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,300
Nope.
446
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:28,701
This has been another...
447
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,501
useless fact.
448
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,200
[***]
449
00:21:02,067 --> 00:21:04,801
It's over.
It's definitely over.
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