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Where I'm going,
you can't follow.
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What I've got to do,
you can't be any part of.
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Ilsa, I'm no good
at being noble,
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but it doesn't
take much to see
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that the problems
of three little people
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don't amount to a hill of beans
in this crazy world.
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[SOBBING]
Now, now.
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Here's looking at you, kid.
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Hello-o, nurse.
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Huh?
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[KISSING]
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MAN:
Cut!
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[***]
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* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain
Who want to rule the universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy
While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max
There's bologna in our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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* Dana Delany *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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[DINGS]
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[BELL DINGS]
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[***]
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ANNOUNCER:
Today, one of our contestants
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could win one of
these fabulous prizes:
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His-and-her beverage caddies.
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CROWD:
Ooh!
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ANNOUNCER:
A lifetime supply of
automatic-transmission fluid.
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CROWD:
Aah!
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Or today's grand prize:
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a fabulous six-month
vacation for one to
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the Rock of Gibraltar.
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CROWD:
Ooh.
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Here today on:
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Quiz Me Quick.
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[***]
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
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Now, welcome your host:
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Ned Flat.
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[APPLAUSE]
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Hey, hey, hey, everybody,
welcome to the show.
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Now, what do you say
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we say hello
to today's contestants:
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The Warner brothers.
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[APPLAUSE]
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And the Warner
sister.
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[ CHUCKLES]
Before we begin,
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what do you say
we get to know you a little.
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I'm Yakko.
I'm Wakko.
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And I'm cute,
you big lug.
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Mwah.
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Hey, it says here that
you live in a tower.
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That's right, Ned.
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Heh-heh. Well, tell us
a little bit about it.
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We live in a tower, Ned.
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Okay, fair enough. Let's
get to the game, shall we?
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Remember, when you're set
to answer a question,
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just hit the black buzzer
in front of you.
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Now, here's your first question.
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[BUZZER
BUZZES]
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Isaac Newton.
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[ CHUCKLES]
Uh, wait for the question.
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[BUZZER
BUZZES]
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Isaac Newton?
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Didn't you hear me?
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[BUZZES]
Yes, I did.
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BOTH:
Good answer.
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All right,
way to go.
Okay.
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Are you going to wait
for the question?
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[BUZZES]
No.
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Good answer.
[ALL CHEERING]
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Good answer, Dot.
Yeah.
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Heh. Look. Don't buzz in
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until you can say the answer.
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[BUZZER
BUZZES]
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"The answer."
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WAKKO:
Good answer.
That was fabu.
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Very well.
The answer is what?
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It is? What was
the question?
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I don't know.
Then don't buzz in.
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I didn't buzz in!
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Then you can't
answer the question.
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Do you think
this is funny?
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[BUZZES]
Yes.
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That's a good answer.
Good going, sister sibling.
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YAKKO:
Yeah.
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[SIGHS]
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All right, let's start again.
Now--
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[BUZZER
BUZZES]
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Sorry. My hand slipped.
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[BUZZES]
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Isaac Newton?
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You're not buzzing in
until I ask the question.
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Who first identified
the laws of gravity?
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Go.
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Hm.
Boy, that's
a tough one.
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Shelley Winters? No.
DOT: Um...
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YAKKO:
Red But--? No.
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[BUZZES]
Yakko?
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Uh...
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What was the question?
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Repeating the question,
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who first identified
the law of gravity?
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Hm, gravity?
Was it Don Knotts?
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No, wasn't
Red Buttons.
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[BUZZES]
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Wakko?
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Isaac--
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What was the question?
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[GASPS]
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Who identified
the laws of gravity?
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Answer now!
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[BUZZES]
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Tori Spelling?
No.
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[BUZZES]
David Hasselhoff?
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No!
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[BUZZES]
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Isaac...
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Newton! Isaac Newton!
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[BUZZERS
BUZZING]
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ALL:
Isaac Newton?
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Good answer.
Good answer.
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Yeah. All right.
All right.
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[RUMBLING]
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Why are you
acting like this?
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We're not acting.
We really are like this.
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Aren't we
lucky?
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Die!
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[BELL DINGS]
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[SIGHS]
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That signals the end
of round one.
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Time for round two.
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[BUZZER
BUZZES]
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Just stop buzzing those buzzers!
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[BUZZER
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WAKKO:
Sorry. Slipped again.
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[CRASHING]
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There.
How do you like that?
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[BUZZES]
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We like it very much?
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Good answer.
Good answer.
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All right, yeah.
Yeah,
that's it.
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That's it.
We're skipping ahead
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and getting this thing
over with now!
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On to the lightning round!
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[APPLAUSE]
Oh, goody. We're doing well.
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Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
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[***]
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Now, one of you can
play the lightning round.
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Who's it gonna be?
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You go first.
No, you go.
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No, I insist.
No, I went.
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You'll do better.
You go.
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No, you. You'll do first.
Come on.
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Who's it going to be?
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Dot.
Yakko.
Wakko.
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Wakko.
Dot.
Yakko.
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ALL:
Wakko.
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I guess it's me.
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Fine.
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Wakko, you will
have 15 seconds
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to solve the lightning-round
puzzle.
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The correct answer wins
the grand prize. Ready?
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Ready.
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Hmm.
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Eye. No, eyes.
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[BELL DINGS]
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Plus tack.
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Minus T...
Ack.
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Eyes-ack...
Isaac.
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[BELL DINGING]
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[LAUGHS]
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Uh, lizard,
dragon...
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Newt. It's a newt.
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[BELL DINGING]
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Isaac Newt...
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Hmm.
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That's a ton.
I've got it!
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Isaac Newt-weight.
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No.
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Isaac Newt-heavy.
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No.
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Isaac Newt-trapezoid?
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No! No! No!
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Look, you can all try.
I don't care.
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Whoever says the correct
answer wins, all right?
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Isaac Newt-anvil?
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Isaac Newt-gray thing?
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Isaac Newt-Tori Spelling?
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No. Newt-ton.
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Isaac Newton.
[BELL DINGING]
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It's Isaac Newton.
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Good answer.
Good answer.
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Good answer,
Ned.
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ANNOUNCER:
Congratulations, Ned Flat.
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That's correct. And you're
today's grand-prize winner.
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Huh?
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You're off on a fabulous
six-month vacation for one to
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the Rock of Gibraltar.
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But-- But--
[APPLAUSE]
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I don't want to go there.
I don't wanna.
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Send the fuzzy heads.
Stop. No!
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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I wanted to win.
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It's okay,
Wakko.
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Remember:
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it's not whether
you win or lose...
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It's who you're with
at the end of the show.
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ALL:
Hello, nurse.
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ALL:
Mwah!
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[***]
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[SCREAMS]
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NARRATOR:
Has this ever happened to you?
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Can we change the channel
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to something
without Bob Saget in it?
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No.
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Well, now there's
a fabulous product
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that can smooth the edges
off life's little annoyances.
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Ah, give me the remote
control, already.
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No!
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[CLAPS TWICE]
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Oof! Here you go.
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You're too kind.
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It's the Slapper.
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BAND:
* Slap on *
[CLAPS TWICE]
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Slap off *
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* Slap on, slap off *
[CLAPS TWICE]
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[GROGGILY]
* The Slapper *
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Works for me.
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[***]
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PINKY:
Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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The same thing we do
every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world.
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ALL:
* They're Pinky and the Brain *
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* Yes, Pinky and the Brain *
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00:10:04,167 --> 00:10:07,701
* One is a genius
The other's insane *
264
00:10:07,701 --> 00:10:10,067
* They're laboratory mice *
265
00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:11,567
* Their genes
Have been spliced *
266
00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:14,567
* They're dinky
They're Pinky and the Brain *
267
00:10:14,567 --> 00:10:17,801
* Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain *
268
00:10:22,133 --> 00:10:24,000
[***]
269
00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:29,334
[***]
270
00:10:35,567 --> 00:10:38,834
There. Albert Einstein's
latest experiment
271
00:10:38,834 --> 00:10:41,400
will be a powerful success.
272
00:10:42,834 --> 00:10:44,934
Powerful enough
to pull five boxcars
273
00:10:44,934 --> 00:10:45,968
and a little caboose.
274
00:10:51,267 --> 00:10:54,534
Finished, Pinky.
With this cryonic capsule,
275
00:10:54,534 --> 00:10:56,234
we shall freeze ourselves
and reawaken
276
00:10:56,234 --> 00:10:57,767
40 years
in the future.
277
00:10:57,767 --> 00:10:59,501
Egad, Brain.
278
00:10:59,501 --> 00:11:00,868
What will we do
in the future?
279
00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,367
I don't know yet,
Pinky.
280
00:11:02,367 --> 00:11:04,868
But it has to be better
than what we're doing now.
281
00:11:04,868 --> 00:11:08,100
BOTH:
Uncle Albert, Uncle Albert.
It's time.
282
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,267
But, kiddies,
283
00:11:09,267 --> 00:11:11,601
Uncle Albert's doing
an experiment. And--
284
00:11:11,601 --> 00:11:13,734
Did you say,
"It's time"?
285
00:11:16,234 --> 00:11:18,934
Hey, kids.
What time is it?
286
00:11:18,934 --> 00:11:21,200
ALL:
It's time for Meany!
287
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,100
ALL:
Yeah!
288
00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:27,901
Oh, Meany? Where are you today?
289
00:11:27,901 --> 00:11:30,934
Your pal Treacle's
come out to play.
290
00:11:30,934 --> 00:11:34,167
Eat smoke,
you dirty lamprey.
291
00:11:34,167 --> 00:11:36,367
[CHUCKLES]
Aw, cut it out, Meany.
292
00:11:36,367 --> 00:11:38,367
[ALL LAUGH]
293
00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:41,267
I love Meany
and Treacle.
294
00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:43,501
I wish Meany and Treacle
was president.
295
00:11:47,534 --> 00:11:50,734
Pinky. Are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
296
00:11:50,734 --> 00:11:52,334
Well, I think so,
Brain.
297
00:11:52,334 --> 00:11:55,767
But we'll never get a monkey
to use dental floss.
298
00:11:55,767 --> 00:11:57,167
No, Pinky.
299
00:11:57,167 --> 00:12:00,501
We shall become characters
on that insipid puppet show.
300
00:12:00,501 --> 00:12:03,267
I will endear myself in
the hearts of the children.
301
00:12:03,267 --> 00:12:06,000
Then we shall freeze
ourselves for 40 years.
302
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,601
And when we
thaw out,
303
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:10,200
those children will be
the leaders of the world,
304
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,834
and they will adore me,
305
00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:14,467
making it simple
to take over the world.
306
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,801
Egad, Brain.
Brilliant.
307
00:12:16,801 --> 00:12:20,100
Oh, oh. Just one little
technical question, Brain.
308
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,801
On the show, can I
call meself "Big Ears"?
309
00:12:22,801 --> 00:12:24,634
You may call yourself
Mary Pickford
310
00:12:24,634 --> 00:12:25,968
for all I care, Pinky.
311
00:12:25,968 --> 00:12:28,634
I shall be known
as the Iconoclast,
312
00:12:28,634 --> 00:12:30,300
an unconventional eccentric
313
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:32,000
who marches to
a different drummer.
314
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,367
Oh. I thought maybe
315
00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:35,133
you could be
"Noodle Noggin."
316
00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:37,767
Come, Pinky.
317
00:12:37,767 --> 00:12:40,234
Your mind belongs
on television.
318
00:12:40,234 --> 00:12:42,767
MAN:
I tell you,
these Meany and Treacle dolls
319
00:12:42,767 --> 00:12:43,968
are selling like crazy.
320
00:12:43,968 --> 00:12:45,601
But we need
more merchandise.
321
00:12:45,601 --> 00:12:47,601
New characters,
that's what we need.
322
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:50,234
I want new puppet characters
on the next show.
323
00:12:50,234 --> 00:12:51,234
[SIGHS]
324
00:12:51,234 --> 00:12:52,634
If I could come up
with new stuff,
325
00:12:52,634 --> 00:12:53,901
I wouldn't be a puppeteer.
326
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,467
Mail for you.
327
00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:05,567
BOTH:
Greetings.
328
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,834
Oh, my gosh.
Talking puppets.
329
00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:10,200
Actually, we are
two laboratory mice
330
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,601
who wish to be
on your show
331
00:13:11,601 --> 00:13:14,400
as part of an intricate plan
to take over the world.
332
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,567
Wow. These are
really good.
333
00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:19,534
STATION MANAGER:
Meany and Treacle.
Two minutes to airtime.
334
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:24,901
[***]
335
00:13:26,801 --> 00:13:29,701
Hey, kids. What time is it?
336
00:13:29,701 --> 00:13:32,367
ALL:
It's time for Meany!
337
00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:33,934
Hold it, Meany.
338
00:13:33,934 --> 00:13:36,801
Everyone must meet
our two new friends.
339
00:13:36,801 --> 00:13:38,467
This is
Big Ears.
340
00:13:38,467 --> 00:13:40,167
Take a bow,
Big Ears.
341
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,934
[***]
342
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,400
ALL:
Yah!
343
00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:47,701
And I am the Iconoclast,
344
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,167
an unconventional
eccentric
345
00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:50,868
who marches
to a different drummer.
346
00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:59,334
[ALL LAUGH]
347
00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:04,000
Oh, But you may call me
Noodle Noggin.
348
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000
ALL:
Noodle Noggin! Noodle Noggin!
349
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,467
[ALL LAUGH]
350
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:13,267
Hey, kids,
can you do this?
351
00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:14,868
Wow.
352
00:14:14,868 --> 00:14:16,901
Big Ears is a genius.
353
00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:21,167
Zort! Oh, it's
a really yummy,
354
00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:22,601
sunny day today.
355
00:14:22,601 --> 00:14:24,767
Actually,
the Earth's atmosphere
356
00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:27,434
causes solar-light molecules
to refract,
357
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:30,501
resulting in a pleasing,
albeit illusory, phenomenon--
358
00:14:31,868 --> 00:14:34,534
Which I call
a yummy, sunny day.
359
00:14:34,534 --> 00:14:36,334
[ALL LAUGHING]
360
00:14:38,534 --> 00:14:41,868
Narf! Don't you wish this
could last forever, Brain?
361
00:14:41,868 --> 00:14:44,634
That depends on
your threshold of pain.
362
00:14:51,634 --> 00:14:53,601
Ooh! Hey, Noodle Noggin.
363
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,501
Isn't dancing fun,
fun, silly-willy?
364
00:14:56,501 --> 00:14:59,400
Actually, the random
gyration of appendages is--
365
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,400
Fun, fun, silly-willy.
366
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,033
[CROWD CHEERING]
367
00:15:06,634 --> 00:15:08,267
ALL:
Yeah!
368
00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:11,667
Until tomorrow...
369
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:14,234
BOTH:
love, luck and lollipops.
370
00:15:14,234 --> 00:15:17,734
ALL:
Love, luck and lollipops.
371
00:15:17,734 --> 00:15:19,367
[RUMBLING]
372
00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:22,868
[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
373
00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:30,000
[GIGGLES]
374
00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:38,534
[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
375
00:15:47,234 --> 00:15:49,567
BOY:
I'd like to buy these,
please. Thank you.
376
00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:51,667
Here.
377
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,033
[SIGHS]
378
00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:55,267
JFK:
And I know
other Americans
379
00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:57,501
join with me
in saying:
380
00:15:57,501 --> 00:16:00,234
Ich bein ein Noodle Noggin.
381
00:16:00,234 --> 00:16:02,100
[CROWD CHEERS]
382
00:16:03,801 --> 00:16:05,734
ALL:
Big Ears. Noodle Noggin.
383
00:16:05,734 --> 00:16:08,734
Big Ears. Noodle Noggin.
Big Ears.
384
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:11,133
ALL:
Yah!
385
00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:13,000
[CROWD CHEERING]
386
00:16:14,701 --> 00:16:15,868
Today, Big Ears and I
387
00:16:15,868 --> 00:16:18,267
have an important
announcement to make.
388
00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:21,334
This program has been
our last show.
389
00:16:21,334 --> 00:16:23,000
[ALL GASP]
390
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,367
BOTH:
Love, luck and lollipops.
391
00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:27,834
[ALL GASP]
392
00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:32,234
Quick, Pinky.
Our cryogenic capsule awaits.
393
00:16:35,434 --> 00:16:36,868
But, Brain.
394
00:16:36,868 --> 00:16:38,234
Why are we freezing
ourselves
395
00:16:38,234 --> 00:16:39,868
at the height
of our popularity?
396
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,434
To stay fresh
in their memory, Pinky.
397
00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:44,868
We must,
to paraphrase Milton Berle,
398
00:16:44,868 --> 00:16:47,033
leave them
wanting more.
399
00:16:47,033 --> 00:16:48,868
See you in the future,
Pinky,
400
00:16:48,868 --> 00:16:52,534
when tomorrow's leaders
will give us the world.
401
00:16:52,534 --> 00:16:54,334
[***]
402
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:07,133
[ALARM RINGING]
403
00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:08,534
It's the '90s, Pinky.
404
00:17:08,534 --> 00:17:10,634
Do you realize
what this means?
405
00:17:10,634 --> 00:17:13,467
Uh. We missed
the disco years?
406
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,167
[***]
407
00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:18,968
Come, Pinky, or I shall
have to hurt you.
408
00:17:18,968 --> 00:17:20,767
[MACHINE BEEPING]
409
00:17:33,434 --> 00:17:35,200
[CHUCKLES]
410
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,367
Oh, and wait till you get
a load of this lawn ch--
411
00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:40,000
Greetings, everyone.
Remember me?
412
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,234
It's your old pal
the Iconoclast,
413
00:17:42,234 --> 00:17:43,968
a.k.a. Noodle Noggin.
414
00:17:43,968 --> 00:17:46,734
And, zort,
his pal, Big Ears.
415
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:50,667
Yes. We've come back
416
00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:53,167
to invite all our original fans
out there,
417
00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:54,234
now all grown-up,
418
00:17:54,234 --> 00:17:55,701
to come down here
419
00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:58,267
and shower their beloved
childhood pals...
[GASPING]
420
00:17:58,267 --> 00:18:00,334
...with heartfelt,
loving affection
421
00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:02,334
and generous material gifts.
422
00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:04,701
ALL:
Them.
423
00:18:04,701 --> 00:18:07,400
BRAIN:
At long last we can write
our own ticket, Pinky.
424
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,868
No more inglorious
suffering.
425
00:18:09,868 --> 00:18:12,734
Narf, Brain, what's that sound?
[PEOPLE CHANTING INDISTINCTLY]
426
00:18:12,734 --> 00:18:14,367
CROWD:
Big Ears, Noodle Noggin.
427
00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:18,367
Big Ears, Noodle Noggin.
Big Ears, Noodle Noggin.
428
00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:22,033
At last, my public has come
to shower me with gifts.
429
00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:23,801
Guess again,
Noodle Noggin.
430
00:18:23,801 --> 00:18:25,267
Huh?
431
00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:26,601
You abandoned us.
432
00:18:26,601 --> 00:18:28,100
You went
away.
433
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:30,601
ALL THREE:
You ruined our lives.
434
00:18:30,601 --> 00:18:34,100
You don't want to give me
your devotion and total rule?
435
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:37,100
No. We wanna give you
our therapy bills.
436
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:38,200
Pay 'em!
437
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,634
BRAIN:
Run, Pinky.
438
00:18:39,634 --> 00:18:41,701
[***]
439
00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:48,467
[CROWD SHOUTING
ANGRILY]
440
00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:50,734
Come, Pinky.
We have work to do.
441
00:18:50,734 --> 00:18:52,467
You mean taking over
the world?
442
00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:55,734
No, Pinky. Finding
a good hiding place.
443
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:58,868
[SCREAMS]
444
00:18:58,868 --> 00:19:00,300
[CROWD SHOUTING
ANGRILY]
445
00:19:02,234 --> 00:19:04,701
* They're dinky
They're Pinky and the Brain *
446
00:19:04,701 --> 00:19:06,534
* Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain *
447
00:19:10,934 --> 00:19:11,934
[***]
448
00:19:11,934 --> 00:19:13,868
[SCREECHING]
449
00:19:13,868 --> 00:19:15,067
It's that time
again.
450
00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:16,734
To make a cheese sandwich?
451
00:19:16,734 --> 00:19:18,567
To make the Fox censors cry?
452
00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:21,167
No. It's time to learn
the day's lesson.
453
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:22,534
And to find out
what it is,
454
00:19:22,534 --> 00:19:26,133
we turn to
the Wheel of Morality.
455
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:28,667
Wheel of Morality,
turn, turn, turn.
456
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,767
Tell us the lesson
that we should learn.
457
00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:32,000
Moral number one.
458
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,734
And the moral
of today's story is:
459
00:19:34,734 --> 00:19:37,000
vote early
and vote often.
460
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,400
How profound.
461
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,567
Pat, I'd like to
buy a vowel.
462
00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:41,767
Wrong wheel.
463
00:19:41,767 --> 00:19:43,400
Oh. Sorry.
464
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,734
[WHISTLE
BLOWS]
465
00:19:44,734 --> 00:19:46,667
ALL:
Yike!
466
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:48,601
[***]
467
00:19:52,534 --> 00:19:54,200
[***]
468
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,334
[***]
469
00:21:00,501 --> 00:21:02,234
Lather.
Rinse.
470
00:21:02,234 --> 00:21:03,267
Repeat.
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