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[***]
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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain *
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* Who want to rule
The universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy *
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* While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
In our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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Eisenhower, Mamie.
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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[EXPLOSIONS]
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SQUIT:
As far back as I can remember,
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I always wanted to be a hero.
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If you became a hero,
then cute-looking sparrows
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would flock around you
and play kissy-fowl.
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Bobby and Pesto
loved that part.
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So when the war started,
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the Goodfeathers
signed up as messenger pigeons.
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At first, there didn't seem
to be much to it.
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[YAWNS]
I wish we'd see
some action.
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I'm tired of being
cooped up.
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I'm with you.
MAN 1: Situation is critical.
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MAN 2:
Enemy pressure is increasing.
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Lanford took my helmet, sir.
Make him give it back.
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[ALL YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
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Bada-bing,
what are they sayin'?
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Do I look like I know
what they're sayin'?
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I'm just askin'
what they're sayin'.
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How am I supposed to know
what they're sayin'?
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Am I fluent in Human?
Do I have mystic powers?
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Am I a swami, able to pluck
their very words from the air
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and present them to you
as a gift?
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Listen, you fat fowl.
I'll whack your wings off
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and make you the smallest
ostrich on the planet.
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They're sayin' somethin'.
What are they sayin'?
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SQUIT:
Hey, Bobby, Pesto. Coo it.
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Something's up.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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General Storr, sir,
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the Ninth Brigade
is cut off behind enemy lines.
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They must retreat at once,
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or they'll be forced
to surrender.
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Very well. Just don't get
any dirt on my map.
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I'll order the Ninth Brigade
to retreat immediately.
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Bring me
the last messenger pigeons.
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This is it.
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Goin' into action.
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Mama Celeste!
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ALL:
Whoa!
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GENERAL STORR:
Pigeons are so dirty.
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Why don't we have
messenger cats?
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They're much cleaner animals.
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Don't Squit's new jewelry
look adorable?
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[LAUGHS]
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[SNICKERS]
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He's a regular Mia Sparrow.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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[WHISTLES]
To the front.
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BOBBY:
Follow me.
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PESTO:
What do ya mean, you? Follow me.
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BOBBY:
I don't follow nobody.
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PESTO:
Oh, yeah?
Watch my tail feathers.
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Let's look
into messenger cats.
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[***]
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Ah, this hero stuff is nothin'.
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A perch in the park,
know what I'm sayin'?
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You're right,
Bobby.
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Any of those miserable,
egg-suckin' enemies show up,
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I'll whack 'em
into another time zone.
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I mean it.
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I'll really whack 'em.
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[ALL SCREAM]
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[ALL SCREAM]
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Topo Gigio, look at this
miserable place here.
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Some heroes
we turned out to be.
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Are you calling me a hero?
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I was just sayin'
that we're supposed to deliver
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this message and be heroes,
ya know?
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No, I don't know. You tell me.
Are you sayin' I'm a hero?
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That I'm some kind of
large sandwich
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filled with lunchmeat
and lettuce
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sent here to nourish you?
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Nah, Pesto, I just meant
we're not the heroes
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we thought we'd be.
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That's it!
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Come here!
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SQUIT:
Come on! Hey! That's my beak.
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PESTO:
You dirty little squab.
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You sack-jawed pelican.
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Forget about it.
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We got enough troubles here
with the message to deliver,
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and all that miserable flak
coverin' the sky up there.
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Bobby's right. Let's stay
on the ground for a while.
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It's safer down here.
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Oh, Pesto,
what's that sign say?
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How do I know
what it says?
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Am I a dictionary?
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Is the word "thesaurus"
printed on me?
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Am I some sort of vast,
living pool of knowledge
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here for the sole purpose
of enlightening you?
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I just asked, what's it say?
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What's the matter with you,
Pesto?
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[COOS]
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It says,
"Thanks for droppin' in.
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Hope ya had a blast."
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[AIRPLANE ENGINES WHIRRING]
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Over there! We'll hide
in that stinkin' hole.
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[ARTILLERY WHISTLING]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Relax. You never hear
the one that gets ya.
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ALL:
Aagh!
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[ALL GROAN]
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So, what else can happen?
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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"What else can happen?"
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You had to say that you goofy,
bug-suckin' bat.
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Rag�!
You gabby little hatchling.
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Oh, come on!
Oh, cut it out!
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Not the beak again!
Oh, come on!
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Give it some wing,
Squit.
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That message ain't gettin' any
fresher, know what I'm sayin'?
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It ain't gettin' any lighter,
either.
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Mario Lanza!
We got company back here.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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BOBBY:
Well, Squit's run outta tricks.
We gotta do somethin' fast here.
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Decrescendo!
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Anything hits this balloon,
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we're gonna be
Kentucky Fried Pigeons.
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Yeah. They blow up easier
than you.
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* Ahhhh *
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Aha.
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[***]
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Are you sure
this is gonna work?
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How do you know
it's gonna work?
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Listen,
you banana-faced toucan,
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you've been in a particularly
bad mood this entire episode.
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Now, get Squit.
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Ow, Mona Lisa!
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Follow me.
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Where
are we going?
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Toward the sun.
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It's in outer space.
We'll never make it.
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[***]
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What a great idea.
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Which wise guy
thought that up?
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That was me.
I must be part owl.
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Hey, Bobby don't get ideas
too often,
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but when he does
they're regular cappuccinos.
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Brilliant attack,
General Storr.
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Thank you,
General Admission.
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I was able to sweep the enemy
from the field,
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dust his flanks,
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and wash and wax
his rear echelons.
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But I never would have
had to attack
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if you hadn't ignored
my message to retreat.
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Why did you ignore
my message?
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What message?
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Why, I guess you mean
this message.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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GENERAL STORR:
Oh, jolly good.
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SQUIT:
Yeah, they sure were happy
to get our message.
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And so we were heroes.
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We couldn't wait to get back
to the States, though,
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'cause we wanted everybody
to know
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what bigtime heroes we were.
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Too bad we didn't get
any medals.
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But I guess they just
don't have any
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big enough for us Goodfeathers.
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"Big?"
What do you mean by "big"?
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Are you tryin' to say I'm fat?
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Some kind of roly-poly chicken
leg for your matzo ball soup?
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A chunk of fat meant to up
your cholesterol level?
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Oh, no. I just meant that we're,
like, big shots, ya know?
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Heavy hitters.
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Ah, now I'm a heavy hitter.
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I'll give ya a heavy hit
in the head.
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Here. Take that.
I'll give you "big."
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SQUIT: Oh, come on!
PESTO: I'll give you Tom Hanks
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upside the head, that's what!
[LAUGHS]
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PESTO:
Hey, mostaccioli!
Come here. Here!
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[***]
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SERGEANT:
Left, left, left, right, left.
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* Recruits smell
And that's no lie *
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* Hate your guts
Gonna make you cry *
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* Call me smart
Call me inspired *
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* You're gonna march
Till I get tired *
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I love my job.
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Hey, sarge.
The new recruits are here.
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Fresh meat.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Oof!
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YAKKO:
Excuse us. pardon us.
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Coming through.
Ah, summer camp at last.
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Eight weeks of fun, fun, fun.
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Swimming and canoe racing.
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Mosquitoes and bear attacks.
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And not just any old camp...
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boot camp.
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[SIGHS]
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Like Imelda Marcos,
I've always adored boots.
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Hello, nurse.
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Hi, Mr. Camp Counselor.
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I'd like size three
EEE boots
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with fringe and little pink bows
on the toes, please.
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Get back in line, soldier.
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[SNIFFS]
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Ew, who's P-yew?
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[GIGGLES]
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Psst! Down here.
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Say, is there a girls' camp
across the lake?
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You know...
Hello, nurse.
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Fall in!
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Get up!
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Now, fall in!
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Get up and fall in!
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Is this part
of our camp initiation?
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Frankly, we'd prefer
the spanking machine.
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Get up and get in line!
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Well, why didn't you say that
in the first place?
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Who do you think you are?
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We think, therefore we are
the Warner brothers.
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And the Warner sister.
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WAKKO:
Glad to make my acquaintance.
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[GRUNTS]
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Give me that back,
you little Gila monster.
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All of it, Wakko.
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00:12:02,234 --> 00:12:03,234
[GASPS]
252
00:12:03,234 --> 00:12:04,234
[CHUCKLES]
253
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000
[GIGGLES]
254
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,567
Excuse me, Mr. Camp Counselor,
255
00:12:08,567 --> 00:12:10,868
but, uh, when do we get to sing
"Kumbaya"?
256
00:12:10,868 --> 00:12:13,000
I am not
a camp counselor.
257
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,133
I am
your drill instructor.
258
00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:17,100
This is the Army, soldier!
259
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:18,167
The Army?
260
00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:19,501
Well, it's been fun.
Gotta go.
261
00:12:19,501 --> 00:12:21,067
Buh-bye.
262
00:12:21,067 --> 00:12:22,100
Get back here.
263
00:12:25,033 --> 00:12:26,934
From now on,
this Army will be your home.
264
00:12:26,934 --> 00:12:29,200
I will be your mother, father,
aunt and uncle.
265
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,467
ALL:
A family!
266
00:12:31,467 --> 00:12:33,567
Mwah, mwah, mwah!
267
00:12:33,567 --> 00:12:36,567
Stop that, you-- You-- You--
268
00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:37,868
What are you, anyway?
269
00:12:37,868 --> 00:12:40,501
Infested with fleas.
270
00:12:42,701 --> 00:12:44,701
[***]
271
00:12:58,767 --> 00:13:00,334
Oh, take off your hat.
272
00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:02,334
Oh, that one too.
273
00:13:02,334 --> 00:13:03,701
Uh, that one too.
274
00:13:04,334 --> 00:13:05,534
Ooh.
275
00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:06,834
Hm.
276
00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:08,000
[GROWLS]
277
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,601
Hat's all, folks.
278
00:13:09,601 --> 00:13:11,634
Behave yourself
or I'll get real mad.
279
00:13:11,634 --> 00:13:13,634
Oh, yes I will, real mad.
280
00:13:25,534 --> 00:13:27,667
[STAMMERING]
Ooh, ah, oh.
281
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:30,868
[CHUCKLES]
282
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,901
And I thought Opie was naughty.
283
00:13:47,234 --> 00:13:49,767
WAKKO:
I don't want to be
in the Army, Yakko.
284
00:13:49,767 --> 00:13:52,868
What are we gonna do?
285
00:13:52,868 --> 00:13:55,133
I'm leaning heavily
toward fleeing.
286
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,901
To the left,
right, left.
287
00:13:58,901 --> 00:14:02,534
Your left. To the left.
To the left, right, left.
288
00:14:02,534 --> 00:14:04,701
* I don't know
But I've been told *
289
00:14:04,701 --> 00:14:06,834
* Army life is mighty bold *
290
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:08,667
* Every night before retreat-- *
291
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:10,634
* We order out
For luncheon meat *
292
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,234
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
293
00:14:14,234 --> 00:14:17,367
Platoon, get back
to the barracks.
294
00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:20,767
As for you three,
I've had it.
295
00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:22,968
Good. Does that mean
we can leave?
296
00:14:22,968 --> 00:14:25,667
No, Private Cute Boots.
297
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:28,501
From now on, I'm training you
to become agents
298
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,133
of total destruction.
299
00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:33,634
But we don't want to be mailmen.
We'd rather work for a living.
300
00:14:47,501 --> 00:14:48,968
Detail, halt.
301
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:53,334
A foxhole
is a soldier's best friend.
302
00:14:53,334 --> 00:14:55,100
Must be hard
to go to the movies together.
303
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:56,300
Dig!
304
00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:00,067
Huh?
305
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:05,067
ALL:
We'd move if we were you.
306
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:06,300
[SCREAMS]
307
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,467
Did we dig it deep enough?
308
00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:12,801
[THUMP]
309
00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:20,234
SWEETE:
This is the grenade range.
310
00:15:20,234 --> 00:15:26,133
You will learn all about
the standard M26-A1-F472918-A
311
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,033
fragmentation device.
312
00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:29,934
Just pull the pin and throw.
313
00:15:37,634 --> 00:15:39,267
Throw the grenade!
314
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:41,968
You said
throw the pin.
315
00:15:41,968 --> 00:15:45,000
I meant pull the pin
and throw the grenade!
316
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,901
I'm all confused.
You do it.
317
00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:54,434
[GROANS]
318
00:15:54,434 --> 00:15:56,434
[***]
319
00:16:01,934 --> 00:16:04,067
SWEETE:
Normally,
parachuting is reserved
320
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:06,667
for well-trained, elite troops.
321
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:09,567
But in your case,
I'm gonna make an exception.
322
00:16:09,567 --> 00:16:11,000
[CHUCKLES]
323
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:13,734
SWEETE:
Geronimo!
324
00:16:14,701 --> 00:16:16,801
ALL:
Sitting Bull!
325
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,667
By the way, we took your dirty
sheets to the laundry.
326
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:23,067
What dirty sheets?
327
00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:24,734
The ones you stuffed
in your knapsack.
328
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:25,834
Huh?
329
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,367
Aaah!
330
00:16:28,367 --> 00:16:29,367
Ohhh!
331
00:16:30,701 --> 00:16:32,334
No starch, right?
332
00:16:32,334 --> 00:16:33,934
[SCREAMS]
333
00:16:38,901 --> 00:16:41,634
Don't worry, kids.
It's almost over.
334
00:16:44,434 --> 00:16:47,367
Come on, guys.
Let's go camping.
335
00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:51,868
Build a campfire, make s'mores,
sing songs. Come on.
336
00:16:51,868 --> 00:16:53,234
ALL:
* Do your ears hang low? *
337
00:16:53,234 --> 00:16:54,901
* Do they wobble to and fro? *
338
00:16:54,901 --> 00:16:57,133
* Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow? *
339
00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:58,834
* Can you throw 'em
Over your shoulder *
340
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:00,234
* Like a Continental soldier? *
341
00:17:00,234 --> 00:17:02,167
* Do your ears hang low? *
342
00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:04,467
Camp is okay,
343
00:17:04,467 --> 00:17:06,868
but these pink boots
are killing me.
344
00:17:09,734 --> 00:17:11,734
[***]
345
00:17:13,868 --> 00:17:16,901
* Chicken Boo
What's the matter with you? *
346
00:17:16,901 --> 00:17:21,534
* You don't act
Like the other chickens do *
347
00:17:21,534 --> 00:17:24,033
* You wear a disguise
To look like human guys *
348
00:17:24,033 --> 00:17:27,334
* But you're not a man
You're a chicken, Boo *
349
00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:39,634
[***]
350
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:53,334
I'm so hungry I could eat
the hind shank of a porcupine.
351
00:17:53,334 --> 00:17:57,734
I could eat a whole porcupine,
plus the front shank of a skunk.
352
00:17:57,734 --> 00:18:00,434
I could eat me a whole
porcupine, a whole skunk,
353
00:18:00,434 --> 00:18:02,934
a weasel's giblets,
and the horse you rode in on.
354
00:18:02,934 --> 00:18:04,634
[HORSE SNORTS]
[GASPS]
355
00:18:04,634 --> 00:18:06,801
SOLDIER:
It's Lieutenant Colonel Sanders.
356
00:18:08,334 --> 00:18:09,567
At ease, men.
357
00:18:09,567 --> 00:18:11,133
I got news.
358
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,801
Y'all heard
of General Boo-Regard?
359
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,734
Only that he's the greatest
soldier ever lived.
360
00:18:16,734 --> 00:18:19,367
Well, he's coming to lead us
to victory at Appomattox.
361
00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:20,534
[HORSE WHINNIES]
362
00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:23,667
[GASPS]
363
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,567
It's General Boo-Regard.
364
00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:27,300
Attention!
365
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:29,300
[***]
366
00:18:34,934 --> 00:18:38,067
Lieutenant Colonel Sanders
at your service, general.
367
00:18:41,234 --> 00:18:43,534
General Boo-Regard,
we done hear tell
368
00:18:43,534 --> 00:18:45,934
you whupped General Grant
at Shiloh.
369
00:18:45,934 --> 00:18:49,167
We done hear tell you beat
General Sherman in Atlanta.
370
00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:50,901
I done hear tell
you're a chicken.
371
00:18:50,901 --> 00:18:52,200
[BOTH GASP]
372
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,567
You yellow-bellied--
373
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,067
Two-bit, Yankee-loving--
374
00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:59,067
--cotton-brained boll weevil.
375
00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:00,100
[CHUCKLES]
376
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:02,100
Uh, he didn't mean that, sir.
377
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:06,100
He's just hungry,
and hungry men say crazy things.
378
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:08,601
Ain't not so too
'cause I'm hungry.
379
00:19:08,601 --> 00:19:10,167
He's a chicken, I tell ya...
380
00:19:11,501 --> 00:19:14,067
The South will rise again.
381
00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:16,934
Three cheers
for General Boo-Regard.
382
00:19:16,934 --> 00:19:18,767
Hip, hip, hooray!
383
00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:22,634
ALL:
Hip, hip, hooray!
Hip, hip, hooray!
384
00:19:26,601 --> 00:19:29,067
Their commanding general
is Boo-Regard.
385
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,801
They call him
the scourge of the South.
386
00:19:30,801 --> 00:19:32,067
He don't take prisoners.
387
00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:33,234
We're done for.
388
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,534
[WHINNIES]
389
00:19:42,534 --> 00:19:43,934
[CLUCKING]
390
00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:47,267
[GASPS]
[GASPS]
[GASPS]
391
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,901
Ha! He's a chicken.
392
00:19:49,901 --> 00:19:50,901
[BOTH LAUGH]
393
00:19:50,901 --> 00:19:52,067
[CLUCKING]
394
00:19:56,801 --> 00:19:58,467
[CLUCKING]
395
00:19:58,467 --> 00:20:00,734
I told you
that guy's a chicken.
396
00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:03,534
A chicken big enough
to feed an army.
397
00:20:08,434 --> 00:20:09,667
Hold it, fellers.
398
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,734
That there chicken's
big enough to feed an army.
399
00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:16,133
Ba-kaw--!
400
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,701
[CHICKEN BOO CLUCKING]
401
00:20:25,234 --> 00:20:28,167
* You wear a disguise
To look like human guys *
402
00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:31,400
* But you're not a man
You're a chicken, Boo *
403
00:20:36,434 --> 00:20:38,434
[***]
404
00:21:03,133 --> 00:21:04,767
Hey. Stay coo.
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