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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain *
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* Who want to rule
The universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy *
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* While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
In our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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* Come back, Shane-y *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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Now, I--
I'm well aware that Wakko
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can be extremely difficult
at times.
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Nevertheless,
it is his birthday today,
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so I want you to go on up
to the water tower
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and surprise him.
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Do your little birthday show
skit thing.
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Oh, for the boy?
Make a surprise?
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I just love making a surprise.
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I-I-I...
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I want you to go away now.
You frighten me!
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You shouldn't be frightened
of me, Mr. Man.
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I'm just a clown.
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[FAKE YIDDISH BABBLING]
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Aaagh!
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Please, please, I'm begging you.
Get out. Get out.
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Oh, poor Mr. Man.
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["YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE"
PLAYING]
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* When you want to scream *
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* Put away that frown *
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* And never be scared
Of a clown *
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* Laugh on, laugh on
Laugh on and on and on *
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* You'll never laugh alone *
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Out, clown!
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[SIGHS]
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A clown is my friend.
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A clown will not bite me
and throw me in the basement.
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A clown will not bite me
and throw me in the basement.
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A clown is not a big spider.
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A clown is not a big spider.
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I feel so silly.
A grown man scared of clowns.
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No, no, on the contrary.
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Many peoples
has the fear of the clowns.
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The psychological term
is "clownophobia."
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In fact, Wakko has one
of the most extreme cases
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of clownophobia
I have ever seen.
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Wakko?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Wakko's fear of clowns--
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His clownophobia,
if you will.
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--is so great
that he becomes kooky
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and extremely unpredictable.
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[LAUGHS]
Oh, I'd hate to see the clown
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that meets up with Wakko.
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Uh-oh.
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* When the whippoorwill
Whippers in the wind *
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* The wind can whipper back
"Oh, nice and chubby baby" *
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WAKKO:
Okay, I'm it.
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One, three, seven,
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10, 15, 20,
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25, 30, 35, 40,
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um, 45, 50, 55, 60,
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65, 70, 75, 80,
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85, 90, 95,
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100.
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Ready or not, here I come.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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I'll get it.
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Can I help you?
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Happy birthday, nice puppy boy!
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Clown!
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[GARBLED]
That hurt my face.
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[PANTING]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Clown!
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh, little puppy boy.
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WAKKO:
Go away! You scare me!
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Me? I make with fright?
I scare?
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* When you want to scream
Put away that frown *
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* And never be scared
Of-- *
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* A clown *
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* Laugh on and on and o-o-on *
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[SCREAMS]
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[CRASHING]
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I wish the ground
was mushy and soft.
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[***]
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* When the whippoorwill
Whippers in the wind *
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* The wind can whipper back
"Oh, nice and chubby baby" *
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh, little boy,
come out.
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But don't with the mallet hurt.
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I'll make balloon "aminals."
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Go away, clown man.
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Oh, yeah, look,
a little kitty cat.
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Meowy-meow.
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WAKKO:
Go away!
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Why is it taking Wakko
so long to find us?
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Beats me.
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A puppy.
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Hello, I'm a puppy.
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[FAKE YIDDISH BABBLING]
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WAKKO:
Can you make a little cannon?
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Yeah, I think so.
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There. A cannon.
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It blowed up at me.
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Whoa-ho-ho, boy!
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He really got the clown
that time.
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Oy, I gotta go home.
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Hey! Where do you think
you're going, clown?
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I paid you to do an hour show.
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But the puppy boy,
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he hurts with the mallet
and a balloon. Boom.
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Get back to that water tower.
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Oh, please, no.
I'm not a well clown.
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Go!
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Yeah, bye.
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Oh, baby, is that clown
gonna get it. Yes!
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There, there, Mr. Plotz.
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I think we need to go back
to the couch, yeah?
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Hey, little birthday boy.
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I got my little clown car.
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[FAKE YIDDISH BABBLING]
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Wanna see it?
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Oh, the nice boy
opened the door.
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I'm in the sky.
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[CRASHING]
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I don't wanna do this no more.
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[CAR SPUTTERING]
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Boy, don't hurt me no more.
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Oy!
Don't with the booms!
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Does this mean no booms?
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[ECHOES]
Boy?
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[GRUNTING]
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Oh, puppy boy.
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Bye-bye, Mr. Clown.
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[FAKE YIDDISH BABBLING]
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YAKKO:
Hey, Wakko!
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Are you gonna look for us,
or what?
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I had to get rid
of the clown.
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You're it!
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A clown is my friend.
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BOTH:
A clown is my friend.
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OTTO:
A clown will not bite me
and throw me in the basement.
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BOTH:
A clown will not bite me
and throw me in the basement.
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CLOWN:
* When the whippoorwill *
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* Whippers in the wind *
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* The wind can whipper back *
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ALL:
* "Oh, nice and chubby baby" *
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I like it here.
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[***]
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Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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The same thing we do
every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world.
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* They're Pinky and the Brain
They're Pinky and the Brain *
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* One is a genius
The other's insane *
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* To prove their mousy worth *
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* They'll overthrow the Earth *
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* They're dinky
They're Pinky and the Brain *
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* Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain *
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Pinky,
I believe I have conceived
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my most brilliant plan to date.
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I shall use subliminal mind
control to take over the world.
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Pinky?
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Today's inside story
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is country megastar
Willy Rae Cyprus.
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* Don't tell my head
My empty, hollow head *
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PINKY & WILLY RAE:
* You know
I wouldn't understand *
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* Yep, yep, yep *
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Narf!
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* Yep, yep, yep *
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It must be inordinately taxing
to be such a boob.
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You have no idea.
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[***]
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Pinky, do you know what
a subliminal message is?
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Something you leave
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on a subliminal telephone
answering machine?
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No, it is a recorded message
perceived only
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by the subconscious human mind.
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I have recorded such a message.
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BRAIN [OVER RECORDER]:
Citizens of the world,
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you are under my control.
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You will do whatever I say.
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Nice mix, but it's not
exactly danceable, is it?
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If people heard this message
enough times,
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they would succumb to my control
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and we could take over
the world.
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What do you think, Pinky?
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I think I'm getting dizzy,
and I rather like it.
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[LAUGHING]
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Sometimes
you hurt my head, Pinky.
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[YELPS]
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The only problem,
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how to get this message
repeated, worldwide airplay?
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WILLY RAE [OVER TV]:
* Don't tell my head *
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* My empty, hollow head
You know I *
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* Wouldn't understand *
I just adore Willy Rae.
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I listen to his song
20 times a day.
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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
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Well, I think so, Brain,
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but burlap chafes me so.
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Country music, Pinky.
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I will go to Nashville
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and become the biggest
country-music star of all-time.
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Everyone will hear my record
and my subliminal message,
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and I will take over the world.
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Egad, Brain!
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Oh, but, no, no.
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It takes people years of hard
work to become famous, Brain.
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Why, take Kathie Lee Gifford
for example.
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She did community theater and--
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Stop talking, Pinky.
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I must think.
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I have calculated every
ingredient necessary
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to become
a country-music megastar.
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Read me the list, Pinky.
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A "cowboy hat."
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Check.
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A "southern dialect."
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Check, y'all.
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Nice, Brain.
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"Working-class values."
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I enjoy beef jerky
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and the comedy stylings
of Gallagher. Check.
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"A song."
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Check.
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"A name consisting
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of not less than three words."
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From now on, I shall be
Bubba Bo Bob Brain. Check.
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And "a height of at least
six feet."
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00:11:47,767 --> 00:11:49,000
A--
260
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,267
Drat.
261
00:11:51,267 --> 00:11:54,467
There must be some way for me
to increase my height.
262
00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:57,767
Hmm. Let me think.
263
00:11:57,767 --> 00:11:59,801
Don't hurt yourself, Pinky.
264
00:11:59,801 --> 00:12:01,601
[PANTING]
265
00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:06,167
Faster Pinky, faster.
266
00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:07,734
[PANTING]
267
00:12:09,567 --> 00:12:11,200
[SHRIEKS]
268
00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:14,334
[YELPS]
269
00:12:17,734 --> 00:12:19,801
You amaze me, Pinky.
270
00:12:19,801 --> 00:12:21,067
I do my best.
271
00:12:24,567 --> 00:12:25,868
Proceed, Pinky.
272
00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:37,300
Ki-yi-yippee-yi-yo.
273
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,801
How do I look?
274
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:40,968
Oh, very nice, Brain.
275
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:43,534
It's Bubba Bo Bob Brain.
276
00:12:43,534 --> 00:12:46,234
You are my manager,
Colonel Pinky.
277
00:12:46,234 --> 00:12:48,067
You discovered me playing guitar
278
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:51,167
on the front porch
of my humble pig farm.
279
00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:52,334
Any questions?
280
00:12:52,334 --> 00:12:53,434
Oh, just one.
281
00:12:53,434 --> 00:12:55,000
When you farm humble pigs,
282
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,234
how far apart
do you have to plant them?
283
00:12:57,234 --> 00:13:00,334
If I could reach you,
I would hurt you.
284
00:13:00,334 --> 00:13:02,734
But for now, on to Nashville.
285
00:13:02,734 --> 00:13:04,534
On to Nashville!
286
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,167
This is a pain
that is going to linger.
287
00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:12,167
[***]
288
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000
[***]
289
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,834
Two tickets to Nashville,
please.
290
00:13:24,834 --> 00:13:26,200
Ooh-wee.
291
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,567
You're a tall drink of water,
ain't ya, darling?
292
00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:32,334
Actually,
I am a lab mouse on stilts.
293
00:13:34,234 --> 00:13:37,267
At least he didn't ask me
to pull his finger.
294
00:13:38,868 --> 00:13:41,167
Egad, Bippie Boop Bop Brain.
295
00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:43,334
Road trips are so exciting.
296
00:13:43,334 --> 00:13:46,200
It's Bubba Bo Bob Brain,
Pinky.
297
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,801
Right. Sorry. Zort!
298
00:13:47,801 --> 00:13:50,767
Concentrate, Pinky.
Concentrate.
299
00:13:51,634 --> 00:13:53,167
Yes.
300
00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:56,033
This pain will definitely
be with me a while.
301
00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:58,033
[***]
302
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,968
PINKY:
The "Rowdy Ranch Nightclub."
303
00:14:05,968 --> 00:14:08,200
What are we doing here,
Boobie Baa Baa Brain?
304
00:14:09,501 --> 00:14:12,000
It's Bubba Bo Bob Brain.
305
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,634
And according to statistics,
306
00:14:13,634 --> 00:14:16,501
an inordinate number of country
western superstars
307
00:14:16,501 --> 00:14:19,000
have gotten their start
at this very establishment.
308
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,400
Egad!
309
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,067
[GASPS]
Do you suppose
Minnie Pearl performed here?
310
00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:25,667
One can only hope.
311
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,434
[PLAYING SLOW COUNTRY MUSIC]
312
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,767
* I am a telephone repairman *
313
00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:35,133
* From this area *
314
00:14:36,734 --> 00:14:40,667
When I give the signal, play
the subliminal-message tape.
315
00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:42,567
Right-o,
Bippie Bebop Balloola.
316
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:45,133
Sometimes
you frighten me, Pinky.
317
00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:46,334
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
318
00:14:46,334 --> 00:14:47,701
And now a newcomer,
319
00:14:47,701 --> 00:14:49,567
Bubba Bo Bob Brain.
320
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,033
Howdy, you all.
321
00:14:53,033 --> 00:14:56,033
Here's a little ditty I wrote.
322
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:58,567
Hope you enjoy it, you all.
323
00:14:58,567 --> 00:15:00,501
[PLAYING SLOW COUNTRY MUSIC]
324
00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:05,934
* I am a lab mouse
I escaped from my cage *
325
00:15:05,934 --> 00:15:08,100
* Never had a job *
326
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:10,601
* Never earned minimum wage *
327
00:15:10,601 --> 00:15:12,100
He ain't half bad.
328
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:13,934
Ain't half good either.
329
00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:16,567
* But you will respect me
Yes *
330
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:19,801
* Once my plan is unfurled *
331
00:15:19,801 --> 00:15:21,534
* You will call me
Your leader *
332
00:15:21,534 --> 00:15:24,868
* I'll be king of the world *
333
00:15:27,901 --> 00:15:30,200
Now, Pinky.
334
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,200
BRAIN [OVER RECORDER]:
Citizens of the world,
335
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,267
you are under my control.
336
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,734
You will do whatever l say.
337
00:15:37,934 --> 00:15:41,434
Buy my record and listen to it
20 times a day.
338
00:15:41,434 --> 00:15:43,467
Let's buy his record.
339
00:15:43,467 --> 00:15:46,167
And listen to it
20 times a day.
340
00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:50,167
[***]
341
00:15:54,734 --> 00:15:57,534
I don't know about y'all,
but I can't get enough of
342
00:15:57,534 --> 00:15:59,133
[SNAPS FINGERS]
Bubba Bo Bob Brain.
343
00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:00,801
Let's hear it again.
344
00:16:00,801 --> 00:16:03,267
Well, he's the hottest thing
to hit Nashville
345
00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:05,234
since my mama's jalape�o grits.
346
00:16:05,234 --> 00:16:07,634
Here's Bubba Bo Bob Brain.
347
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,634
[CROWD APPLAUDS]
348
00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:12,234
I'm your biggest fan.
What do you say to that?
349
00:16:12,234 --> 00:16:15,300
I'd say puberty
was inordinately kind to you.
350
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:16,634
[CHUCKLES]
Go on.
351
00:16:16,634 --> 00:16:19,167
MEN:
Yee-haw!
352
00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:20,901
[BOTH LAUGHING]
353
00:16:20,901 --> 00:16:22,567
Hey, Bubba Bo Bob Brain.
354
00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:24,901
I just got back from France.
355
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,100
How'd you find it?
356
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,667
I used a map.
357
00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:29,501
[BOTH LAUGH]
[CROWD LAUGHS]
358
00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:35,467
And the Country Tune Award
for best male vocal goes to...
359
00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:38,667
Bubba Bo Bob Brain!
360
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:41,000
Egad! Yippee!
361
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,334
Narf!
362
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,901
[LAUGHS]
363
00:16:43,901 --> 00:16:45,968
You're embarrassing me, Pinky.
364
00:16:49,601 --> 00:16:51,267
Pardon my effervescence,
365
00:16:51,267 --> 00:16:55,100
but your accolade is more
than any bucolic mouse merits.
366
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,267
What's he saying?
367
00:16:56,267 --> 00:16:57,267
I don't know.
368
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,701
I'd like to thank my mama
369
00:16:59,701 --> 00:17:00,968
and Elvis.
370
00:17:00,968 --> 00:17:01,968
Oh, how nice.
371
00:17:01,968 --> 00:17:03,467
Well, isn't that nice?
372
00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:07,400
I'm outside the Grand Ole Opry
where tonight's concert
373
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,534
featuring country-music
sensation Bubba Bo Bob Brain
374
00:17:10,534 --> 00:17:12,701
is being televised worldwide.
375
00:17:12,701 --> 00:17:15,701
In two words:
Bubba is hot.
376
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,434
[PLAYING SLOW COUNTRY MUSIC]
377
00:17:17,434 --> 00:17:19,467
* You gotta know
How to cut 'em *
378
00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:21,601
* Know how to shuffle *
379
00:17:21,601 --> 00:17:23,634
* Know how to deal the cards *
380
00:17:23,634 --> 00:17:26,701
* Before you play fish with me *
381
00:17:26,701 --> 00:17:28,734
Do you realize what will happen
382
00:17:28,734 --> 00:17:31,801
if the world hears my song
just one more time?
383
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:34,200
An angel will get its wings?
384
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,701
No, Pinky.
385
00:17:35,701 --> 00:17:38,534
My subliminal message
will take permanent hold,
386
00:17:38,534 --> 00:17:41,133
and the world will be
under my control.
387
00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:42,234
Oh, that.
388
00:17:42,234 --> 00:17:43,300
Now,
389
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,400
do you remember
what you have to do?
390
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,434
Yes. I need to make
a dental appointment.
391
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:51,200
I have horrible
plaque buildup.
392
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,234
The tape, Pinky, the tape.
393
00:17:53,234 --> 00:17:54,501
Oh, right.
394
00:17:54,501 --> 00:17:57,567
When you give the signal,
I play the tape.
395
00:17:57,567 --> 00:17:59,534
SINGER:
And now I'd like
to introduce...
396
00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:01,501
This is it. I'm on.
397
00:18:01,501 --> 00:18:03,734
Good luck,
Booba Bip Bop Brain.
398
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:06,868
How many times do I have
to tell you? My name is--
399
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,667
SINGER:
Bubba Bo Bob Brain.
400
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,868
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
401
00:18:12,033 --> 00:18:13,968
Yee-haw.
402
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,901
Let's start this hootenanny.
403
00:18:15,901 --> 00:18:17,901
[PLAYING SLOW COUNTRY MUSIC]
404
00:18:19,868 --> 00:18:23,434
* I am a lab mouse
I escaped from my cage *
405
00:18:23,434 --> 00:18:26,100
* Never had a job *
406
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:28,334
* Neverearned minimum wage *
407
00:18:28,334 --> 00:18:31,200
* But you will respect me
Yes *
408
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,534
* Once my plan is unfurled *
409
00:18:33,534 --> 00:18:36,033
AUDIENCE:
* You will call me
Your leader *
410
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:38,868
* I'll be kingof the world *
411
00:18:41,801 --> 00:18:44,300
Now, Pinky.
412
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:46,434
BRAIN [OVER RECORDER]:
You are under my control.
413
00:18:46,434 --> 00:18:49,100
You will do whatever I say.
414
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:52,000
BOTH:
I will do whatever he says.
415
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,234
ALL:
Whatever he says.
416
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,701
Whatever he says.
417
00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:59,067
Whatever he says.
418
00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:02,300
Way to go,
Blubber Boo Bean Brain. Narf!
419
00:19:03,634 --> 00:19:06,834
Do me a favor
and forget my name.
420
00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:10,467
While you're at it,
forget you ever knew me.
421
00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:15,367
Hey! Who's that skinny guy
on-stage?
422
00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:16,534
Who is he?
423
00:19:16,534 --> 00:19:17,801
Get him off!
424
00:19:17,801 --> 00:19:19,100
[CROWD SHOUTING]
Boo!
425
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:21,167
I wanna see someone famous!
426
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:23,133
[GASPS]
427
00:19:23,133 --> 00:19:24,901
[AUDIENCE HISSING AND BOOING]
428
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,267
Tonight's inside story.
429
00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:33,033
A complete unknown
somehow made it onto the stage
430
00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:34,667
at the Grand Ole Opry.
431
00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:36,434
Turn that off, Pinky.
432
00:19:36,434 --> 00:19:38,868
I'm trying to concentrate
on a better plan
433
00:19:38,868 --> 00:19:40,167
for tomorrow night.
434
00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:43,100
Why, Brain? What are we
going to do tomorrow night?
435
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,234
Same thing we do every night,
Pinky.
436
00:19:45,234 --> 00:19:48,367
Try to take over the world.
437
00:19:48,367 --> 00:19:50,634
* They're Pinky, they're Pinky
and the Brain *
438
00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:52,467
* Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain *
439
00:19:55,434 --> 00:19:57,434
[***]
440
00:19:59,367 --> 00:20:00,801
It's that time again.
441
00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:02,701
To remember the Alamo?
442
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,200
To do another one of our cute
little skits?
443
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,801
No. It's time to learn
the day's lesson.
444
00:20:07,801 --> 00:20:10,267
And to find out what it is,
we turn to...
445
00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:12,868
the Wheel of Morality.
446
00:20:12,868 --> 00:20:15,300
Wheel of Morality,
turn, turn, turn.
447
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,400
YAKKO:
Tell us the lesson
that we should learn.
448
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,734
Moral number three.
449
00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:21,501
And the moral
of today's story is...
450
00:20:21,501 --> 00:20:24,400
Elvis lives on in our hearts,
in his music,
451
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,734
and in a trailer park
outside Milwaukee.
452
00:20:26,734 --> 00:20:28,000
I'm speechless.
453
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,367
Sort of gets you right here,
doesn't it?
454
00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:31,367
[BURPS]
455
00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:32,667
Pardon.
456
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,167
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
457
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,934
ALL:
Yike!
458
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,934
[***]
459
00:20:41,567 --> 00:20:43,567
[***]
460
00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:08,701
ALL:
"Flamiel."
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