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[***]
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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain *
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* Who want to rule
The universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy *
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* While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
In our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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* Chicken chow mein-y *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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[***]
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Oh, help me, doc.
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My head hurts.
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Ah, here's the problem.
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What is it?
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You've got a cartoon
stuck in your ear.
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NARRATOR:
Long, long ago,
God looked down on the world
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and saw great wickedness.
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ALL:
Party! Party! Party!
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Woo!
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God was not happy.
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NARRATOR:
Everyone on Earth
was being a total jerk.
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Everyone, that is,
except a good man named Noah.
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One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven,
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all good children go to heaven.
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I hear the food's
terrible there.
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Ow.
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Ma, you were right.
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I did put my eye out.
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MAN'S VOICE [BOOMING]:
Noah.
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Ma, your voice has changed.
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I'm not your mother, Noah.
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Oh, my God.
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Precisely.
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Noah, I have decided
to make it rain
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for 40 days and 40 nights.
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I command thee to build an ark.
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Okay, fine.
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What's an ark?
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It's what I've been
searching for.
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It's this incredible
bejeweled box
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containing the power
of the heavens,
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and it melts Nazis.
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GOD:
It's a boat, Noah.
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Once the ark is finished,
you will load onto it
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two of every animal
of this world
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from great beast
to tiniest bug,
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so that they may be spared.
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No spidees, okay?
Please skip the spidees.
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They give me the heebie-jeebies.
I'm allergic to fear.
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Do as I bid.
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I shall flood the world.
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Now, get to work!
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NARRATOR:
Noah was good to his word.
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He completed construction
just as the rains began,
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and the animals marched
two-by-two onto the Love Ark.
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Okay, possums: Check.
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Bunnies.
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[IN UNISON]
Buster and Babs Bunny.
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No relation.
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Let's hope not.
It's a children's show.
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Bunnies: Check.
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Wolverines.
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[WOLVERINES GROWLING]
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For heaven's sakes,
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let's not forget
the always cheerful wolverines
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the Lon Chaney Juniors
of the animal kingdom.
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Check.
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Lab mice.
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BOTH:
Check.
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These pantyhose
are killing me, Brain.
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I think I prefer
knee-highs.
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Who am I to judge?
Ugh.
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That's the entire list
except for the hippopotami.
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Where are they?
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[THUDDING]
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[FRENCH ACCENT]
Hold the boat!
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We could not find
a taxi.
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Would you carry this
onboard pour moi?
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No.
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I believe this is
the capitaine, not the porter.
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Oh, Flavio, a faux pas.
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You have such a quaint,
lower-class look to you.
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Shoot me.
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Look, I don't know
who you think I am,
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and I wish I cared,
but I don't.
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Get on the boat.
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MARITA:
Oh, yes, let's.
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I am not wearing
waterproof mascara.
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[ARK CREAKING]
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Why me?
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Ow.
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NARRATOR:
The Great Flood came,
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and it rained
for 40 days and 40 nights.
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NOAH:
Oy, up and down, up and down.
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I hate the sea.
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I hate boats.
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Why am I out at sea in a boat?
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Where's Gavin MacLeod
when you need him?
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At least you could've
told me to pick up
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some Dramamine or Pepto.
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A saltine would be nice.
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[GASPS]
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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We did not see you
at the captain's table.
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So instead we came here
to meal with you.
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Beluga caviar?
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Unagi?
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It means "raw eel."
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Ugh.
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[THUD]
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Perhaps not.
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[GROANING]
[BANGING]
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Stop. Please stop.
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So sorry,
my friend.
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These squash courts
are so teeny small.
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Must be prefab, no?
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Ta-ta.
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I needed this?
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Go on. Tell me
I haven't done my bit.
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Go on. Tell me.
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I gathered all the animals.
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I built the boat to code.
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Okay, okay. So I cheated
a little on the lumber.
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But given the circumstances,
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couldn't we do
without those hippos?
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Forget I asked.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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NOAH:
Go away. There's nobody here.
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I'm a hologram.
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We will not go, captain.
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We must speak to you at once.
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Mr. Captain, we must complain
about our cabin mates.
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MARITA:
They just hang around
all day long,
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and at night they keep us awake
with their incessant knitting.
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Knitting? What are you
talking about?
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Who's your roommate,
Grandma Moses?
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Oh, no, our roommates are--
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The spidees.
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Spidees!
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How did he do that?
I do not know.
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He must have those new
air-pumping sneakers.
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I want some. I must have them.
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Give them to me now, Flavio.
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Come. Let me paint
your tootsy nails instead,
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make you feel all accouterment.
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That's it. I quit.
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I been on this lousy ship
for what?
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One, five, seven, twe--
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Where's an abacus
when you need it?
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--36, 40--
Forty days and 40 nights.
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SINGER:
* Ahh *
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NARRATOR:
And so the flood ended
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and the animals
were sent forth to multiply.
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And as for Noah,
he built a lovely new home
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and settled down to live out
his days in peace and quiet.
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[YAWNS]
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MARITA:
Greetings, neighbor.
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You don't mind
if we picnic on your hill
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with our dear old friends
from the cruise, do you?
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Certainly you remember
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[IN UNISON]
the spidees?
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FLAVIO:
Care to join us?
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No, no.
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And I very rarely
repeat myself.
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No!
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Apparently very shy
or antisocial.
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Oh!
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You gotta help me, doc.
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What's the matter?
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I've got something
in my eye.
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Oh, I see what it is.
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What?
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It's the next cartoon.
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* Chicken Boo
What's the matter with you? *
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* You don't act
Like the other chickens do *
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* You wear a disguise
To look like human guys *
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* But you're not a man
You're a chicken, Boo *
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[***]
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All right, then, this is
the final shot of the movie,
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and I'd like you to sort of
give it all you can, sugar.
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No problem.
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I'm looking forward to it.
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Why, any girl in Hollywood
would give up her Lexus
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to kiss Mr. Boo.
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Say, where is he?
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Tony, get Boo to the set.
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He's on his way.
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Hey, Boo, what's it like
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to be the sexiest man
in Hollywood?
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Boo, how do you handle
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being the biggest star
in Hollywood?
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Boo, are you a giant chicken?
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REPORTERS:
What?
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REPORTER 1:
Are you outta your mind?
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REPORTER 2:
That's ridiculous. Crazy!
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That's it. Everybody out.
Off the set.
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Go on. Get out.
Shoo! Go on!
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He's a chicken,
I tell ya!
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A chicken!
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[CHUCKLES]
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Boo, I'm sorry about that.
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Some of those tabloid people,
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they'll say anything
to get a story.
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Listen, can I get you anything?
Anything at all?
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A Pellegrino?
How about a nice chicken salad?
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[CHUCKLES]
Sorry, that's right.
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You're a vegetarian. Okay.
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I say, Mr. Boo,
everything okay?
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Oh, good, good.
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Now, uh, this shot,
of course, as you know,
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is the climax
of the movie and--
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[SNEEZES]
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You really should see a doctor
about that cold, Clive.
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I am not sick.
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How many times have I got
to tell you, Tony?
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These sneezes
are an allergic reaction.
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To what?
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Chicken feathers.
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[SNEEZES]
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[BLOWING NOSE]
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All right, are we ready?
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[SNIFFLES]
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Let's get this thing in the can.
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Lights!
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I can't wait
to kiss you, Mr. Boo.
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This is the most thrilling
moment of my career.
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You're a real man,
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not phony like most
of the other men in Hollywood.
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CLIVE:
Cameras, action.
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[SMOOCHING]
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00:11:34,834 --> 00:11:36,334
Oh!
Oh!
261
00:11:39,334 --> 00:11:41,601
[CLUCKS]
262
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,067
What?
263
00:11:43,801 --> 00:11:44,801
[GASPS]
264
00:11:46,434 --> 00:11:48,100
[SCREAMS]
265
00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,934
You're a chicken!
266
00:11:49,934 --> 00:11:51,667
[SPITTING]
267
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,968
I kissed chicken lips!
268
00:11:53,968 --> 00:11:54,968
Ugh!
269
00:11:54,968 --> 00:11:56,133
[THUD]
270
00:11:56,767 --> 00:11:57,767
Cut!
271
00:11:57,767 --> 00:12:00,133
I told ya that guy
was a chicken!
272
00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:02,300
[CLUCKING]
273
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,067
You've ruined my picture.
274
00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:06,100
I'll be the laughingstock
of Hollywood.
275
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:09,634
You'll never work
in this town again, Chicken Boo.
276
00:12:09,634 --> 00:12:10,634
[SNEEZES]
277
00:12:10,634 --> 00:12:13,567
Get him! Get him!
278
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,033
[SHOUTING]
279
00:12:20,367 --> 00:12:23,067
* You wear a disguise
To look like human guys *
280
00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:26,701
* But you're not a man
You're a chicken, Boo *
281
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:35,701
Oh, please, doc,
you gotta help me.
282
00:12:35,701 --> 00:12:37,267
My tooth hurts.
283
00:12:37,267 --> 00:12:38,901
Open up and say, "Ah."
284
00:12:38,901 --> 00:12:39,901
Ah.
285
00:12:43,434 --> 00:12:45,434
Whoa, will you look
at that.
286
00:12:45,434 --> 00:12:46,534
What is it?
287
00:12:46,534 --> 00:12:47,834
The next cartoon.
288
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,200
[***]
289
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,701
[BICYCLE BELL DINGS]
290
00:13:03,901 --> 00:13:06,133
NARRATOR:
As far back as I can remember,
291
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,701
I could always count
on Bobby and Pesto's help
292
00:13:08,701 --> 00:13:11,133
no matter what happened to me.
293
00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:26,300
[HICCUPS]
294
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,100
[COOS]
Am I beat.
295
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:33,734
What say we make like sleepers
and shut our peepers?
296
00:13:33,734 --> 00:13:34,901
[YAWNS]
297
00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:36,934
[YAWNS]
298
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,300
[HICCUPPING]
299
00:13:44,701 --> 00:13:45,701
[HICCUPS]
300
00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:47,667
[HICCUPPING]
301
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:49,634
Hey, Squit, knock it off.
302
00:13:49,634 --> 00:13:51,400
I'm trying to, Bobby.
303
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,501
Hiccups are an involuntary
reflex, ya know.
304
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,200
I'll give ya
an involuntary reflex.
305
00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:04,334
Remember Lippy Lombardi?
306
00:14:04,334 --> 00:14:07,067
Had hiccups so bad
his neck caved in?
307
00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:09,434
[COOS]
Yeah.
308
00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:10,434
[SCREAMS]
309
00:14:11,901 --> 00:14:13,567
Ya gotta help me.
310
00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:14,834
You do exactly what I tell ya
311
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:16,934
and you won't get croaked
by hiccups.
312
00:14:16,934 --> 00:14:18,200
Take a deep breath.
313
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,801
[INHALES DEEPLY]
314
00:14:19,801 --> 00:14:21,300
Swallow it.
315
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,367
[GULPS]
316
00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:26,300
Hold it till I tell ya
to exhale, capiche?
317
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,767
That ain't gonna work.
318
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:31,100
What are you, some kind
of expert in "hiccupology"?
319
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,200
As a matter of fact,
320
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,667
I am an expert
in all things "anatamatonical."
321
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:37,133
Are you telling me I don't know
what I'm doin' over here?
322
00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:38,501
Is that what you're telling me?
323
00:14:38,501 --> 00:14:41,000
Who, me? Tell you? Naw.
324
00:14:46,534 --> 00:14:47,634
Bada-bing.
325
00:14:47,634 --> 00:14:49,300
He is cured.
326
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,133
Thanks, Bobby, I--
[HICCUPS]
327
00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:52,834
[LAUGHING]
328
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:54,334
What'd I tell ya?
329
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:56,067
[GULPS]
330
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:57,067
It-- It would've worked
331
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,167
if Squit knew how to do it.
332
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:01,868
Who told you to exhale, huh?
333
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,801
Well, maybe you could help him,
Mr. Bigtime-Know-It-All.
334
00:15:04,801 --> 00:15:06,601
Sure, Bobby,
whatever you say.
335
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,701
Open up, Squit.
336
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:12,367
Ahh. I see the problem.
337
00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:14,267
His duodenum's all spastical.
338
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,934
Yeah, that duodenum's
outta whack.
339
00:15:21,434 --> 00:15:23,667
What the coo's
a duodenum?
340
00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:26,567
The duodenum, birdbrain,
is that dangly down thing
341
00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:28,133
you got connected
to your diaphragm
342
00:15:28,133 --> 00:15:29,834
which operates
your lung compression.
343
00:15:29,834 --> 00:15:30,834
Yeah.
344
00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:32,601
Well, can you fix it?
345
00:15:32,601 --> 00:15:34,467
Yeah, yeah,
forget about it.
346
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,701
Grab his beak,
will you, Bobby?
347
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:39,300
Can you breathe?
348
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,100
Hm-mm.
Good.
349
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:44,200
Hold still, 'cause I'm gonna
put pressure on your abdomen.
350
00:15:48,534 --> 00:15:50,033
[GASPING]
351
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,634
Pastitsio!
352
00:15:56,634 --> 00:15:59,601
The Heim-hiccup-lich maneuver
works every time.
353
00:15:59,601 --> 00:16:01,000
Thanks, doc.
354
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,968
"Doc"? What's that
supposed to mean?
355
00:16:02,968 --> 00:16:04,534
I just said, thanks, doc.
356
00:16:04,534 --> 00:16:05,934
"Doc"? What?
357
00:16:05,934 --> 00:16:08,100
Are you saying I'm one of those
seven ugly dwarves?
358
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,667
Is that what you're saying?
That I am
359
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:12,067
some kind of shorty-short,
white-bearded elfinette
360
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:13,868
here to whistle
while I work for you?
361
00:16:13,868 --> 00:16:15,367
Is that what you're saying?
362
00:16:15,367 --> 00:16:17,367
No, I'm not saying that.
363
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,901
I am a doc.
364
00:16:19,901 --> 00:16:21,968
Yeah, yeah,
that's what I'm saying.
365
00:16:21,968 --> 00:16:23,133
That's it!
366
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:25,067
PESTO: "Doc"! Here's your doc!
[LAUGHING]
367
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,901
I'll give ya a doc, ya beaking,
freaking, winkie-dinkie!
368
00:16:30,234 --> 00:16:31,400
[HICCUPS]
369
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,133
Remember Coo-boy Capezio?
370
00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:34,834
Had hiccups so bad
his head collapsed?
371
00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:35,934
Yeah.
372
00:16:35,934 --> 00:16:37,367
Ah!
373
00:16:37,367 --> 00:16:39,267
I don't want a collapsed head.
374
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:41,133
I don't want my neck to cave in.
375
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,133
[CRYING AND HICCUPPING]
376
00:16:46,334 --> 00:16:47,901
Pesto, you got any ideas
377
00:16:47,901 --> 00:16:50,267
how to rectify
Squit's predicament?
378
00:16:50,267 --> 00:16:51,834
Nah. You take care
of him, Bobby.
379
00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:53,400
Whatever treatment
you prescribe,
380
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,033
I'm behind you
100 percent.
381
00:17:00,734 --> 00:17:02,701
I want you to drink
till I tell you to stop,
382
00:17:02,701 --> 00:17:04,167
capiche?
That ain't gonna work.
383
00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:06,634
You give me one more iota
of aggravation,
384
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,100
I'm gonna peck open
your brainbox
385
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,167
and let all the air out.
386
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,334
[GULPING]
387
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,501
Whoa!
388
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,534
Oof!
Oof!
389
00:17:21,534 --> 00:17:22,701
[HICCUPS]
390
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,701
[HICCUPPING]
391
00:17:29,901 --> 00:17:31,567
That ain't gonna work.
392
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,767
I've had it with you, Pesto.
393
00:17:33,767 --> 00:17:35,567
I mean, it will work
if Squit does it right.
394
00:17:35,567 --> 00:17:37,634
What? W-w-what I do?
395
00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:38,934
Bobby, come on.
396
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:42,167
[HICCUPPING]
Don't peck open
Pesto's brainbox.
397
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:44,033
Yo, Bobby.
398
00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:45,667
[ALL GASP]
399
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:46,734
The Godpigeon.
400
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:53,033
[SMACKS]
401
00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:54,367
[HICCUPS]
402
00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:59,100
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
403
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:01,033
The Godpigeon says:
404
00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:02,734
"Remember Fluffer Frittata?
405
00:18:02,734 --> 00:18:05,334
Had hiccups so bad
his torso dissolved."
406
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,801
[COOS]
Yeah.
407
00:18:06,801 --> 00:18:08,767
[SOBBING AND HICCUPPING]
408
00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:13,701
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
409
00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:19,667
The Godpigeon says there's
nothing he can do for ya,
410
00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:21,701
and he hopes you had
a nice life.
411
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:22,701
[HICCUPS]
412
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,501
[ROARS]
413
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,167
[SCREAMS]
414
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:31,167
[SCREAMS]
415
00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:32,467
[SCREAMS]
416
00:18:32,467 --> 00:18:33,634
[ALL SCREAM]
417
00:18:34,467 --> 00:18:35,567
[COOING]
418
00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:36,801
What happened?
419
00:18:36,801 --> 00:18:40,367
The Godpigeon stupefied
the hiccups outta ya.
420
00:18:43,601 --> 00:18:45,467
[COOING]
Woo-hoo-hoo!
421
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000
Thanks.
422
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,200
[COOS]
423
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,701
I love being a Goodfeather.
424
00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:52,901
No matter what happens,
425
00:18:52,901 --> 00:18:55,501
we stick together
like the Three Musketeers.
426
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,300
"Musketeers."
427
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,601
What do you mean by that?
428
00:18:58,601 --> 00:19:00,501
I just said we're like
the Three Musketeers.
429
00:19:00,501 --> 00:19:02,501
You know, all for one
and one for all.
430
00:19:02,501 --> 00:19:04,300
Are you saying that I am
Annette Funicello
431
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,067
here to wear mouse ears
for you?
432
00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:07,100
That I am some kind of
433
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,868
"Hey, there, hi,
there, ho, there,
434
00:19:08,868 --> 00:19:11,667
come and join thy jamboree"
punk on a kids' TV show?
435
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,667
Is that what you're sayin'?
436
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,567
No, I'm not saying that.
437
00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:17,701
I am a musketeer.
438
00:19:17,701 --> 00:19:19,567
Yeah, yeah,
that's what I'm sayin'.
439
00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:20,667
[CHUCKLES]
440
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:22,400
That's it!
I'll give ya a musketeer!
441
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,701
SQUIT:
Hey, ow. Come on.
442
00:19:23,701 --> 00:19:25,501
PESTO:
I'll give ya one
upside the head,
443
00:19:25,501 --> 00:19:28,467
that's what I'll give ya.
I'm no musketeer! Zooey voom.
444
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:31,300
SQUIT:
Friends...ya gotta love 'em.
445
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:36,167
[***]
446
00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:48,400
[CLEARS THROAT]
447
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,767
We'd like to update the press
on Wakko Warner's condition.
448
00:19:51,767 --> 00:19:54,000
Earlier today,
Wakko had a headache.
449
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,400
We found a cartoon
stuck in his ear.
450
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,701
We pulled it out.
451
00:19:57,701 --> 00:19:59,033
Then Wakko's eye hurt.
452
00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:01,601
We found another cartoon
stuck in his eye.
453
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,968
Uh, we pulled it out.
454
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,634
Then Wakko got
a toothache.
455
00:20:04,634 --> 00:20:07,300
We found another cartoon
stuck in his mouth.
456
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,033
We pulled that one out
as well.
457
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:11,534
So, Wakko,
how do you feel now?
458
00:20:11,534 --> 00:20:14,667
Oh, my bottom hurts.
459
00:20:16,901 --> 00:20:18,200
Mwah!
460
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,367
Good night, everybody.
461
00:20:24,067 --> 00:20:26,067
[***]
462
00:20:55,234 --> 00:20:57,267
Wanna see me make bubbles
with my spit?
463
00:20:57,267 --> 00:20:58,534
Sure do.
464
00:20:58,534 --> 00:21:00,534
In fact, that's the theme
of our next show.
465
00:21:00,534 --> 00:21:02,701
So don't miss it.
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