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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain *
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* Who want to rule
The universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy *
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* While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
In our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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[YAKKO'S VOICE]
* Dana Delany *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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[SQUEALS]
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Greetings from Impetago's,
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where all the stars
have turned out
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for the celebrity gala
of the year.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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Let's see who's here.
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You gonna blast this one
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like you blasted
all these others before?
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I ain't the way
I was before.
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Columbus understood
that the Earth wasn't flat,
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like this.
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Or this.
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Or this.
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Au contraire, Columbus knew
the Earth was round, like this.
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Care for any dessert, sir?
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Well, this will be
a beginning.
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You just never know
who'll turn up
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at a star-stuffed shindig
like this one.
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[SONAR BEEPING SLOWLY]
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[BEEPING RAPIDLY]
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Yup, you never know
who'll turn up.
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Especially uninvited.
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Mm, these cheese balls
are delicious.
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[ENGLISH ACCENT]
Please, sir,
may I have some more?
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More?
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Say no more, sister sibling.
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Oh, hello.
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Uh...hi.
Yakko Warner.
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Pleased to meet you, Yakko.
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Name's Francis Pumphandle,
but everyone calls me Pip.
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Great cheese balls,
huh, Pip?
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I'll say.
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Cheese balls are one
of my all-time favorite foods.
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I always seem to meet
the most interesting people
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when I'm around them too.
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In fact, cheese balls
bring to mind
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the time I met Bob Barker.
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You don't say.
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Yes, indeed.
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Bob Barker,
star of the most popular
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morning game show.
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He's an emcee,
a host and a celebrity,
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all rolled into one.
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Anyway, eight months ago,
it was Tuesday the 17th,
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I believe--
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Or it might have been the 18th.
[GRUNTING]
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No, no,
it was definitely the 17th,
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because it was
precisely one week
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after my aunt
Lucretia's birthday,
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which is the 10th.
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Aunt Lucretia's
quite a woman.
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Loves to cook.
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She prepares
a fabulous wor shu op.
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That's a Chinese
duck dish.
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I love Chinese food.
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I once went to a party
where they served
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Chinese food
and cheese balls.
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Now, that was
a Catch-22 situation.
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Catch-22 was a movie,
you know.
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It was long,
very long.
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They say
the book was better,
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but it was a novel,
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and I never finish
reading those things.
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Well, isn't that interesting?
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Of course, a lot of people
don't read much nowadays.
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They watch television.
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I caught a program
on PBS last night.
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A very good show on chimpanzees.
What took so long?
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Is Michelle Pfeiffer out there?
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Never mind, there's a person
up here you gotta meet.
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Mel Gibson?
Close.
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PIP:
But it was Fred's
chimpanzee's girlfriend
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that had me stumped.
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I couldn't remember her name,
so I looked it up.
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Her name was
Phoebe B. Beebee.
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Dot Warner, this is
Francis Pumphandle, but--
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BOTH [IN UNISON]:
Everyone calls me Pip.
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Anyway, as I was saying,
eight months ago,
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Tuesday the 17th...
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I'm going to hurt
my brother badly.
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I love to relax.
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In fact, relaxing
is a pastime of mine.
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Some people play golf,
others like tennis,
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horseshoes, Bridge, Canasta,
and other such fancy hobbies.
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Wakko Warner,
meet Pip. Bye!
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Charmed to meet ya.
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Now, another hobby
enjoyed by many is knitting.
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My grandmother
was a great knitter.
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Knitted this sweater
I'm wearing.
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It's red, which is not
my favorite color.
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I prefer mauve
or mustard yellow.
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Now, don't get me wrong,
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red is okay for ties
and suspenders,
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but with sweaters,
I prefer more neutral colors.
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I have to go.
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But when I'm relaxing,
I don't care what wear.
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Long pants, Bermuda shorts,
T-shirts or formal attire.
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You name it, anything goes.
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Now, on the 17th,
during my relaxing stroll,
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I recall wearing
my herringbone jacket,
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my Laughlin, Nevada,
souvenir tie,
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and my charcoal-gray slacks.
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Or was it the navy slacks?
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Oh, I suppose it doesn't
really matter, does it?
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What matters is comfort.
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You know, I once stayed
at a Comfort Inn.
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Doggy bag, sir?
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Warm, cozy, comfortable.
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I love comfort.
[BARKING]
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It goes along with that
pastime of mine, relaxing.
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Now, for me,
there's nothing more relaxing...
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Go away.
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...than a nice,
leisurely stroll,
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like the one I took
eight months ago on the 17th.
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It was a bright,
sunny day.
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This man is scaring me.
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Which of course is
the optimum condition
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for relaxed strolling...
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I can't say
it hasn't been grand, Pip,
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because it hasn't.
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We gotta run. Bye!
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I kept humming and humming
and humming and humming.
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I couldn't get the tune
out of my head.
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ALL [IN UNISON]:
Retreat!
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[PIP BABBLING]
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We'd love to stay
and count our brain cells
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as they die, one by one.
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But we can't.
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WAKKO:
Gotta go.
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ALL [IN UNISON]:
Bye!
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PIP:
I'd always wanted
to play an instrument,
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and be like my hero, Leo Sayer.
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ALL [IN UNISON]:
Free at last! Free at last!
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Thank--
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But who can compete
with Leo?
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I think I was just scared
that I'd fail.
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Well, I decided
right then and there
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to go buy
a musical instrument.
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So on the particular Tuesday,
the 17th,
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to which was referring,
I went down
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to the Sixth Street
Music Emporium
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to buy a new tambourine.
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A terribly soothing instrument,
contrary to popular opinion.
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And as I was strolling along
I detected a wonderful scent
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in the morning air.
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"What could it be?"
I asked myself.
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Silence?
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So I went toward
that marvelous scent,
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distracted by its aroma
from my musical mission.
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The odor was a mix
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of orchid flowers
and bologna,
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which of course is
one of the world's
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most underappreciated
luncheon meats.
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That and pimento loaf.
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I love a good pimento loaf
and mayo sandwich.
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The more pimentos, the better.
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Why, just the mention
of pimentos
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makes my tastebuds
stand up and say, "Howdy."
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Now there's
an interesting word: howdy.
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Is it from, "How are you?"
or maybe, "How you doing?"
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"Howdy" is one
of those strange words
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that really has no origin.
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I like saying, "How do?"
more than, "Howdy."
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More formal, I think.
Not too flowery.
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But the flowery aroma
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of that particular
Tuesday morning
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carried me
on my fragrant quest.
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Adi�s.
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Arrivederci.
Au revoir.
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Sayonara.
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Aloha oi.
Oi vei.
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[SIGHS]
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Home sweet home.
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Now, the smell was actually
less bologna and more orchid,
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the beautiful flower found
on the island state of Hawaii.
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Of course, I wasn't in Hawaii,
so I needed to search out
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the location
of the nearest orchid.
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[ALL SOBBING]
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PIP:
So I visited every
florist shop in town.
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Well, to make
a long story short,
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not a single flower shop in town
had any orchids in stock,
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which seemed
mighty curious to me.
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Now, as we all know,
curiosity killed the cat,
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but since I'm not feline,
I wasn't too worried.
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Felines are funny creatures,
don't you think?
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[ALL SPITTING]
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I had a cat once.
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It used its claws to tear
my living room couch to shreds.
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It was a comfy couch too.
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Had a sleep-away bed in it,
with a foam-rubber mattress.
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Now, I bought the couch
and the mattress
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at Levine's department store
on 3rd Ave.
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The very same afternoon of that
relaxing stroll aforementioned.
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I also bought myself
a lovely tambourine
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on that same
shopping expedition.
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Anyway I didn't wanna pay extra
for the delivery of the couch,
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so I decided to carry
the couch home myself.
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It was quite cumbersome.
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And getting it through
the store's revolving doors
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was a bit of a challenge.
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And just as I emerged
onto the street,
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by accident I bumped
into a well-dressed man
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with an orchid in his lapel.
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It was Bob Barker,
and he was eating
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a bologna
and cheese-ball sandwich.
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Well, it's been nice
chatting with you.
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All [IN UNISON]:
Huh?
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Bye.
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It's too quiet.
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I miss him.
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Pip, wait!
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Pip, come back!
Tell us another story.
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DOT:
Please, I wanna learn more
about bologna.
254
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Did you ever meet
Don Knotts?
255
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Oh, tell us!
Please do!
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[***]
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[***]
258
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It's time to tour the planets
that make up our solar system.
259
00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:52,667
Come on!
260
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* The closest to the sun
Is the planet Mercury *
261
00:10:55,701 --> 00:10:58,434
* Next, shrouded planet Venus
Is as cloudy as can be *
262
00:10:58,434 --> 00:11:01,100
* Earth is next, we call it home
Let's hope it stays that way *
263
00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:03,767
* Then Mars, it's really red
What more can I say? *
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00:11:03,767 --> 00:11:06,434
* The gassy planet Jupiter's
As big as planets come *
265
00:11:06,434 --> 00:11:09,100
* Then there's Saturn
With its rings of tiny crumbs *
266
00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:11,767
* We travel on to Neptune
That's a gassy, freezing ball *
267
00:11:11,767 --> 00:11:14,467
* And cold and tiny Pluto
It's the furthest one of all *
268
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:19,367
Well, there you go.
That's our solar system.
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You forgot Uranus.
270
00:11:20,934 --> 00:11:22,334
Good night, everybody.
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[***]
272
00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,701
MINDY:
Buttons!
273
00:11:31,267 --> 00:11:33,567
Oh, Buttons!
274
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000
[CRASH]
275
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:44,767
[GIGGLES]
Silly puppy.
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00:11:50,868 --> 00:11:52,868
[***]
277
00:11:56,601 --> 00:11:58,634
[***]
278
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:21,300
[GIBBERING]
279
00:12:22,167 --> 00:12:24,467
[SNORING]
280
00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:30,100
[BARKING]
281
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:33,167
[GROWLS]
282
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,133
[BOTH BARKING]
283
00:12:41,734 --> 00:12:43,234
[BOTH BARKING]
284
00:12:45,033 --> 00:12:46,067
[GIGGLES]
285
00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:48,267
Silly puppies.
286
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,234
Oof. Ball.
287
00:12:57,467 --> 00:12:59,934
WOMAN:
Mindy, sweetheart,
Mommy and Daddy will be
288
00:12:59,934 --> 00:13:02,167
in the entertainment lab
watching a video cube.
289
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:07,567
MAN:
Honey, would you duplicate me
a beverage paste?
290
00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:09,868
Sure, dear,
right away.
291
00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:20,100
Buttons, this duplicator
is not a toy.
292
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,767
I've told you
to stay away from it.
293
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,501
Just keep an eye
on Mindy.
294
00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:24,834
[BARKS]
295
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,767
Have fun,
angel.
296
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,133
Okay, space lady.
297
00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:34,167
Please don't
call me space lady.
298
00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:36,200
Call me Mom, Mommy,
Mother, anything,
299
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,033
but not space lady.
300
00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:41,100
Okay, space lady.
I love you. Buh-bye.
301
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:43,100
[***]
302
00:13:52,634 --> 00:13:55,133
Bouncy ball.
Oops!
303
00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:57,501
Ball. Ball.
304
00:13:57,501 --> 00:13:59,133
Golly, Skipper,
will we ever get
305
00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:00,534
off this planet?
306
00:14:00,534 --> 00:14:02,000
Oh, sure,
little buddy.
307
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,267
I think...
308
00:14:04,367 --> 00:14:05,801
[GRUNTING]
309
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:06,801
Umph.
310
00:14:12,534 --> 00:14:13,767
Aah.
311
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,400
[SCREAMS]
312
00:14:26,868 --> 00:14:28,367
[GASPING]
313
00:14:34,868 --> 00:14:36,133
[AIR PUMPING]
314
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:43,634
[GASPS]
315
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:46,000
[***]
316
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,400
Bouncy bally. Bouncy ball.
317
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,868
[HOWLS]
318
00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:54,801
[BUTTONS SIGHS]
319
00:14:55,701 --> 00:14:56,767
Huh?
320
00:14:58,501 --> 00:15:00,000
[SCREAMS]
321
00:15:04,534 --> 00:15:05,701
[GRUNTS]
322
00:15:06,968 --> 00:15:08,300
[GRUNTS]
323
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:09,567
[GIGGLES]
324
00:15:09,567 --> 00:15:11,334
Buttons funny.
325
00:15:11,334 --> 00:15:12,367
Buh-bye.
326
00:15:13,968 --> 00:15:16,634
WOMAN [ON PA]:
Prepare to launch
Mission Starburst.
327
00:15:16,634 --> 00:15:18,734
Five minutes and counting.
328
00:15:25,868 --> 00:15:28,200
Bally, bally, bally.
329
00:15:29,968 --> 00:15:30,968
[BUTTONS HOWLS]
330
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,968
[CLICKING]
331
00:15:42,501 --> 00:15:43,667
[YELPS]
332
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:46,734
[***]
333
00:15:48,501 --> 00:15:50,300
Mr. Speck, report.
334
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:54,100
Highly illogical creatures,
captain.
335
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:56,067
Set phasers
on Shake 'N Bake.
336
00:16:04,434 --> 00:16:06,334
Buttons funny.
337
00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:13,701
[LAUGHING]
338
00:16:13,701 --> 00:16:16,667
Bally. Bally. Bally.
339
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,400
[GASPS]
340
00:16:23,601 --> 00:16:25,400
WOMAN:
Prepare rocket for launch.
341
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,701
Evacuate the rocket vicinity.
342
00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:33,000
Whatcha doing,
Mr. Space Bug Man?
343
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,167
[SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
344
00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:36,400
Why?
345
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,567
[SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
346
00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:39,901
Why?
347
00:16:39,901 --> 00:16:42,100
[SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
348
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,133
Why?
349
00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:44,567
[ROARS]
350
00:16:45,434 --> 00:16:47,167
Okay. I love you.
Buh-bye.
351
00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:48,701
Mwah.
352
00:16:53,234 --> 00:16:54,567
[GIGGLING]
353
00:16:54,567 --> 00:16:57,267
WOMAN:
All personnel,
clear the launchpad.
354
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,167
Twenty seconds and counting.
355
00:17:00,734 --> 00:17:01,901
[GRUNTS]
356
00:17:01,901 --> 00:17:04,200
Silly bouncy ball.
357
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,200
[YELPS]
358
00:17:08,868 --> 00:17:10,868
[GRUNTING]
359
00:17:10,868 --> 00:17:12,868
[BARKING]
360
00:17:19,033 --> 00:17:21,033
[***]
361
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,634
WOMAN:
All systems go.
362
00:17:24,634 --> 00:17:26,133
Prepare for liftoff.
363
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:27,501
[SCREAMS]
364
00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:30,767
[SQUEALS, THEN GIBBERS]
365
00:17:37,334 --> 00:17:39,334
[***]
366
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:51,834
WOMAN:
Mission Starburst
rocket shutdown.
367
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:52,968
Prepare cargo bay
368
00:17:52,968 --> 00:17:55,267
for detonation
of obsolete weaponry.
369
00:17:55,267 --> 00:17:56,701
[BANGING]
370
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,367
Sixty seconds
until total destruction.
371
00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:00,567
Huh?
372
00:18:00,567 --> 00:18:03,701
That's right.
Total destruction!
373
00:18:03,701 --> 00:18:06,300
[ALARM BELL RINGS]
374
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:09,434
Starburst detonation sequence
under way.
375
00:18:16,267 --> 00:18:18,868
[GIGGLES]
376
00:18:18,868 --> 00:18:21,400
Vaporization components
engaged.
377
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,801
Detonation minus 40 seconds.
378
00:18:32,901 --> 00:18:33,901
[GASPS]
379
00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:38,300
[WAILS]
380
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,634
Buh-bye, Buttons.
381
00:18:40,634 --> 00:18:42,634
[***]
382
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,534
MINDY:
Bally. Bally.
383
00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:03,033
WOMAN:
Fifteen seconds and counting.
384
00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:10,100
My bally.
385
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,100
[SNIFFLES]
386
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,267
[GROANS]
387
00:19:13,267 --> 00:19:15,667
WOMAN:
Five, four, three...
388
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,067
Buh-bye.
389
00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:19,300
...two, one.
390
00:19:23,501 --> 00:19:25,367
[***]
391
00:19:30,334 --> 00:19:31,534
[GRUNTS]
392
00:19:31,534 --> 00:19:33,300
Buttons,
didn't I tell you
393
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,567
to keep Mindy away
from that duplicator?
394
00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:38,067
Now look what you've done.
395
00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:40,567
[ALL GIGGLING]
396
00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:43,567
ALL [IN UNISON]:
Hi, space lady.
397
00:19:50,334 --> 00:19:52,534
ALL [IN UNISON]:
Okay. I love you. Buh-bye.
398
00:19:52,534 --> 00:19:53,634
[ALL GIGGLING]
399
00:19:56,534 --> 00:19:58,534
[***]
400
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,467
ALL [IN UNISON]:
Boingy, boingy, boingy.
401
00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:22,033
Boingy, boingy, boingy.
402
00:20:25,234 --> 00:20:27,234
[***]
403
00:20:31,234 --> 00:20:33,234
[***]
404
00:21:01,901 --> 00:21:05,767
And remember, Yakko spelled
backwards is "okkay."
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