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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain *
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* Who want to rule
The universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy *
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* While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
In our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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* Chicken chow mein-y *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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NARRATOR:
It's time for another
"Good Idea, Bad Idea."
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Good idea:
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[INHALES]
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Taking a deep breath
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before jumping
into a swimming pool.
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Bad idea:
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Taking a deep breath
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after jumping
into a swimming pool.
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[INHALES]
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The end.
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[***]
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So this is The Love Boat.
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You must be Doc.
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Call me Ishmael.
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Call me Ishtar.
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Call me
irresponsible.
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Call me any time,
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but not collect,
okay, big fella?
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YAKKO:
Hi, we're stowaways.
Are you Gopher?
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No, I Queequeg.
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[ALL SNIFFING]
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Sorry to hear that. Next time,
don't eat so many prunes.
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Hey, look.
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They've got
miniature golf onboard.
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WARNERS:
Fore!
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Who dares disturb
my brooding?
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Starbuck, have you sighted
Moby Dick?
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Ach! Negative, captain.
We must quit this mad quest.
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Ye craven bilge rat.
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We'll search for Moby Dick
until-- What?
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Captain Stubing, you mind
if I steered the boat
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so we can go
water-skiing?
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What? Yes.
Go away.
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We'll search for Moby Dick
until the seas dry up
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and the fish flop around
in their underwear
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because all the water's gone.
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We'll search until--
Huh?
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[BOTH YELLING]
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What in the name
of Neptune's pantry?
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[***]
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Give me that wheel
at once!
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You're the captain.
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Whoa!
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[YELLING]
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Who are ye?
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We're the Warner brothers,
Captain Stubing.
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And the Warner sister.
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Say, would you see if there's
anything stuck in my teeth?
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You know, if you shaved
your beard,
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you'd look just like
Ernest Borgnine.
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Mark ye well
that I am Captain Ahab.
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Cursed by vengeance
to roam the seas
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until I find Moby Dick.
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You stowaways earn your keep
aboard the Pequod.
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Now find me
a white whale.
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Okay.
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YAKKO:
Look. A white whale.
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Where? Where?
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ALL:
* Monkeys always look *
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* Monkeys always look *
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Stop your tomfoolery.
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Find me that whale!
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Thar she blows!
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Where? Where?
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[PLAYING JAZZY TUNE]
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[AS LOUIS ARMSTRONG]
That's high C on the high seas.
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Yeah.
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So, what do you say,
cap?
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Let's look
for something else now.
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[NORMAL VOICE]
Yeah.
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Who cares about a white whale?
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Let's dress up like ghosts
and scare the crew.
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Don't ye understand?
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All I live for
is to catch Moby Dick
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and destroy him
for his oil,
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conquer him for his blubber,
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stomp on his big whale head
and make perfume from his brain.
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Captain, you've gotta go
on shore leave more often.
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[***]
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ALL:
* Captain Ahab
You're a dummy *
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* Killing whales
Is really crummy *
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* Get a clue
And don't be scummy *
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* Early in the morning *
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AHAB:
* No more singing
Man the harpoon *
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* Moby Dick is mine
It's high noon *
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* Spear him now
On with the cartoon *
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* Early in the morning *
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WARNERS:
* Stop your wailing
Stop your moaning *
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* Pun intended
Stop that groaning *
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* Don't kill whales
And start atoning *
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* Early in the morning *
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* Watch Star Trek IV
Or ask your teachers *
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* Whales are kind
And loving creatures *
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* They've got eyes
And facial features *
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* Killing whales is stupid *
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Get Moby Dick.
All hands stand to.
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Man the longboat!
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Or woman the short boat.
That way, everybody's covered.
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Stroke.
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WARNERS:
You have a cute beard.
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Stroke.
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WARNERS:
You have a wonderful voice.
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Stroke.
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WARNERS:
Have you ever considered
a career in radio?
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AHAB:
Faster, me hearties.
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Row till your giblets
turn to gravy.
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You're mine,
Moby Dick!
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No, please don't kill
the whale.
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We wanna take him home
for a pet.
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We have an enormous bathtub.
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Agh!
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Back to your posts and row,
ye miserable little barnacles,
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or I'll run ye through.
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Wait, please!
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Vengeance is mine
at last.
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Begone!
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ALL [IN UNISON]:
* Oh, Captain Ahab *
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* Don't look behind you *
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Whoa-- W-w-whoa.
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So long, Moby Dick.
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[GULPS]
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Hey, Captain Ahab.
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Tell Moby all about
stomping on him,
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and making blubber cakes
and stuff out of his oil.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, I was just funning
the youngsters about all that.
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I certainly wasn't
serious-- Aah!
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[SCREAMING]
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Say, nice leg.
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AHAB:
Get me out of here!
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So long,
Captain Ahab.
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DOT:
Enjoy your new home!
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YAKKO:
Don't play around
Moby's blowhole.
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Alas, we're alone,
adrift on the open ocean
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without food, water,
or facial moisturizer.
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That's right, kids.
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Always remember,
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a moisturized face
is a happy face.
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Isn't there a single ship
anywhere
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that will take pity
on us?
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[SOBBING]
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Any ship will do.
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SKIPPER:
Hey, little buddies.
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We shoulda been
more specific.
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NARRATOR:
It's time for another
"Good Idea, Bad Idea."
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Good idea.
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Going Alpine skiing
in the winter.
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Bad idea.
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Going Alpine skiing
in the summer.
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The end.
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MINDY:
Buttons!
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Oh, Buttons!
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[THUD]
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[LAUGHS]
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Silly puppy.
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[***]
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[BOOMING FOOTSTEPS
APPROACHING]
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[GIGGLING]
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[ALL SCREAM]
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[BUBBLING]
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Ooh!
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[YAWNS, THEN MOANS]
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WOMAN:
Buttons. Mindy.
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We chugga-mugga
go hunt.
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MAN:
You, Buttons.
Ugga guard cave.
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Ugga guard Mindy.
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[GROWLS]
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And no tonga tar pit.
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Okay, lady.
I love you. Bye-bye.
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No munga "lady."
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Mugga-munga "Mom."
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Uga munga needs therapy.
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[GIGGLING]
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[***]
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Ooh.
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Eggy.
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[GRUNTS]
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[GIGGLES]
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[SNORING]
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[YELPS]
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[WHIMPERING]
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[YELPS]
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[PANTING]
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[MINDY GIGGLING]
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Eggy.
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[BABBLES]
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Eggy. Eggy.
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Huh?
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[YELPS]
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[SCREAMS]
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[BUTTONS WHIMPERING]
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Hello, Mr. Men.
What you doing?
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[MEN SPEAKING CAVEMAN LANGUAGE]
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Why?
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[MEN SPEAKING CAVEMAN LANGUAGE]
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Why?
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[MEN SPEAKING CAVEMAN LANGUAGE]
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Okay. I love you.
Bye-bye.
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Ooga-booga.
Nice kid.
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[BUTTONS WHIMPERS]
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[YELPS]
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[GROANING]
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[***]
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[BARKING]
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[SNIFFS]
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Stinky poo.
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Ah-choo!
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[HOWLING]
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[WHIMPERING]
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Chugga-ugga wheel.
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Tonga fire.
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BOTH:
Who knew?
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[SIGHS]
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[GASPS]
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[MINDY GIGGLING]
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Buttons silly.
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[WHIMPERS]
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[CRASH]
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[***]
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[MINDY GIGGLING]
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[GASPS]
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[GAGS]
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[HOWLING]
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[PANTING]
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Eggy.
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00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:57,067
[SQUEAKS]
267
00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:59,067
[SNARLING]
268
00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:02,300
Hello, what you doing?
269
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,734
[ROARS]
270
00:14:03,734 --> 00:14:05,133
Why?
271
00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:07,067
[ROARS]
272
00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:08,234
Why?
273
00:14:08,234 --> 00:14:10,234
[ROARS]
274
00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:13,234
Okay. I love you. Bye-bye.
275
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,501
[GROWLING]
276
00:14:19,934 --> 00:14:21,767
[WHIMPERS]
277
00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:23,767
[BARKING]
278
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,834
Buttons!
279
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,734
[ROARING]
280
00:14:29,734 --> 00:14:31,734
[BARKING]
281
00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:39,801
[SQUEAKING]
282
00:14:39,801 --> 00:14:41,567
Mama. Mama.
283
00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:44,534
[SQUEAKS]
284
00:14:44,534 --> 00:14:45,667
Mama.
285
00:14:49,968 --> 00:14:52,100
MINDY:
Wheee!
286
00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:57,501
[GIGGLING]
287
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000
[WHIMPERING]
288
00:15:09,334 --> 00:15:10,334
[BOTH GASP]
289
00:15:10,334 --> 00:15:11,667
Buttons!
290
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:14,267
Ugga-chugga tar pit!
291
00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:16,334
WOMAN:
Buttons tonga bad dog!
292
00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:17,834
[WHIMPERING]
293
00:15:20,734 --> 00:15:22,501
Buttons.
294
00:15:22,501 --> 00:15:25,567
Okay. I love you.
Bye-bye.
295
00:15:25,567 --> 00:15:26,934
[WHINES HAPPILY]
296
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,033
NARRATOR:
It's time for another
"Good Idea, Bad Idea."
297
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:36,934
Good idea.
298
00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:39,701
Kissing a loved one.
299
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,534
Bad idea.
300
00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:47,400
Kissing a total stranger.
301
00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:49,734
[GROWLS]
302
00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:54,200
The end.
303
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,300
[***]
304
00:16:02,467 --> 00:16:04,467
[***]
305
00:16:13,634 --> 00:16:14,801
[SLURPING]
306
00:16:16,901 --> 00:16:18,901
ELI:
Hey, that's my meatball!
307
00:16:18,901 --> 00:16:20,334
Not no more.
308
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:22,934
I own this town
and everything in it,
309
00:16:22,934 --> 00:16:25,234
including this meatball.
310
00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:29,934
Sheriff's gonna hear
about this.
311
00:16:29,934 --> 00:16:31,501
What sheriff?
312
00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:32,801
[LAUGHING]
313
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:40,234
That was the third sheriff
this week.
314
00:16:40,234 --> 00:16:42,067
Dang plundering outlaw.
315
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,934
If only there was a man
in this town
316
00:16:43,934 --> 00:16:45,667
man enough to stand up to him.
317
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:47,634
[SPURS CLACKING]
318
00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:52,000
[GASPS]
319
00:17:04,868 --> 00:17:07,367
ELI:
You know who that is?
320
00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:09,601
The man
with no personality.
321
00:17:09,601 --> 00:17:11,400
Some say he robbed
a bank
322
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,968
and saved a puppy
at the same time.
323
00:17:13,968 --> 00:17:16,300
Is he for the law
or agin it?
324
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:19,868
Nobody knows, 'cause
he ain't got no personality.
325
00:17:19,868 --> 00:17:21,734
Some say
that high-plains drifter
326
00:17:21,734 --> 00:17:22,901
is a chicken.
327
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:28,367
Ma'am, you may be the fastest
spaghetti slinger in the West,
328
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:30,968
but you sure ain't
no judge of character.
329
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:34,067
That guy's a chicken,
I tell you. A giant chicken.
330
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:36,901
No man who saves
a puppy is a chicken.
331
00:17:36,901 --> 00:17:39,133
[***]
332
00:17:40,033 --> 00:17:41,400
[LEE CLEARS THROAT]
333
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:45,234
Stranger, we'd be much obliged
if you helped us out.
334
00:17:45,234 --> 00:17:47,567
You rid this town
of that darn outlaw,
335
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,300
and we make you sheriff.
336
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:57,567
[***]
337
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:55,734
[GRUNTS]
338
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:56,901
BOTH:
He did it!
339
00:18:56,901 --> 00:18:58,567
[BOTH CHEERING]
340
00:18:59,234 --> 00:19:00,234
[RATTLING]
341
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,701
[BLOWS LANDING]
342
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,234
[ALL GASP]
343
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,734
He's a chicken.
344
00:19:15,334 --> 00:19:18,467
I got me a fistful
of feathers.
345
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:21,334
Lookie here,
a few feathers more.
346
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,767
I told you that guy
was a chicken!
347
00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:25,767
[CLUCKING]
348
00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:29,434
No chicken can be sheriff
of this town.
349
00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:32,400
And no durn chicken
could have saved a puppy.
350
00:19:34,534 --> 00:19:36,901
Run him outta town,
boys.
351
00:19:39,501 --> 00:19:41,000
[CLUCKING]
352
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:47,701
[CLUCKS "MAIN THEME" FROM
THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY]
353
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:05,501
* You wear a disguise
To look like human guys *
354
00:20:05,501 --> 00:20:09,200
* But you're not a man
You're a chicken, Boo *
355
00:20:14,934 --> 00:20:17,767
NARRATOR:
It's time for another
"Good Idea, Bad Idea."
356
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,634
Good idea.
357
00:20:21,968 --> 00:20:23,734
Doing your own yard work.
358
00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:27,200
Bad idea.
359
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,767
Doing your own dental work.
360
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,200
The end.
361
00:20:38,434 --> 00:20:40,434
[WHIMPERING]
362
00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:56,133
[YELPING]
363
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:06,501
Okay. I love you. Bye-bye.
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