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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain *
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* Who want to rule
The universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy *
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* While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
In our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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* Here's the show's name-y *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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The Warner brothers?
What's to say?
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Put your hand in a bowl of nuts,
pull out three:
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that's the Warner brothers
and their sister, Dot.
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Nuts. Crazy.
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But these kids
knew from comedy.
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We were all in vaudeville
together on the same bill.
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Me, Jack Benny, George Burns,
the Warners and Milton Berle.
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Who, by the way,
didn't like the kids too much.
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Berle and Yakko
were always going at it.
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Yakko was always with the anvils
on Berle's head.
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We'd hear a noise, we'd look,
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and there was Berle
with an anvil on his head.
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I think it made him funnier.
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One time, Milton was on-stage
and Yakko said:
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"Come on,
let's go watch his act."
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So we all sat in the front row,
and I look over
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and Jack Benny and Wakko
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are making gooky faces
at Berle.
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Then Dot and George Burns
start making the gas noises
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and the things,
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and Berle didn't know
what to do.
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But the audience was howling,
it was so funny.
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And Yakko, with that razor wit.
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Berle says, "What are you guys
doing during my act?"
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Yakko looks at him
and says, "Helping."
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That's comedy.
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NARRATOR:
1930. Hollywood musicals
take the world by storm.
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That same year,
the Warner brothers
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make their very first
all-musical sound cartoon.
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[SIGHS]
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[MAKING KISSING NOISES]
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ALL:
Shh!
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FIRST ROW:
Ooh! Ooh! Ee! Ah!
Oh! Ooh! Oh! Ee!
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Oh! Ah! Ee! Ooh!
Ee! Ah! Oh! Ah!
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Ooh! Ooh! Ee! Ah!
Ooh! Oh! Oh!
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[HUFFING, THEN GROWLING]
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[GROWLING]
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[PROJECTOR CLICKING]
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[YELLS]
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[CLAMORING]
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[YELLING]
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[ALL GRUMBLING]
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[YELLS]
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Oh, Dot was precious.
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She was a real doll.
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And Wakko, the things that would
come out of his mouth.
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Lizards and cars
and tents and anvils.
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I've never seen
an audience laugh so hard.
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[LAUGHING]
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We were all in
the Ziegfeld Follies together.
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It's common knowledge
Milton Berle
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and Yakko didn't get along.
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MAN:
Yes, we already talked
about that with Sy Sykman.
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I won't go into that then.
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Anyway, after a show
at the Follies
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we would paint the town red.
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Really.
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Wakko would have a paint can
and paint everything red.
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He was so cute.
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At that time,
Dot and Fannie Brice
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were good, good pals.
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They'd go around calling
everyone "kid."
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We'd go to the Algonquin
after a show,
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everybody was there.
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I remember one night,
Wakko lost his lunch
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in Robert Benchley's hat.
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Anything for a laugh
with that kid.
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Did I mention that Milton Berle
didn't get along with Yakko?
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MAN:
Yes.
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I won't go into it then.
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[SCREAMS]
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[SCREAMS]
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[GASPS, THEN SCREAMS]
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Earth woman,
I will eat your brains.
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WOMAN:
No. Anything but my brains.
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[WOMAN SCREAMING]
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[GULPS]
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I have to potty.
What?
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I have to potty.
What?
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I have to potty!
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ALL:
Shh!
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[SCREAMS]
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I'll be right back.
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Let me know
if he eats her brains.
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WAKKO:
Potty emergency.
Potty emergency.
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Excuse me.
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Go around the other way.
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I have to potty!
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Thank you.
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Ohhh.
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[GASPS]
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Out of order?
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WOMAN:
Who are you? Get out!
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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[WOMEN SHOUTING]
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Potty, potty, potty.
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[GRUNTING]
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[HORN HONKS]
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[BELL RINGS]
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Yeah?
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Can I use
your bathroom?
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Bathroom's
for paying customers only.
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You gotta
buy something first.
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But I don't have
any money.
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Then you can't use
the bathroom!
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But it's
a potty emergency.
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Am-scray.
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Maybe later.
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Potty, potty, potty.
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Can I use your potty?
MAN 1: No!
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Potty emergency.
Potty emergency.
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Can I--?
WOMAN 1: Go away!
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May I--?
WOMAN 2: No!
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Can I--?
MAN 2: No!
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Do you mind--?
WOMAN 3: Out!
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Ooh, I have to potty.
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Try not to think about it,
Wakko.
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Just don't think
about it.
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[GROANS]
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A gas station.
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[GRUNTING]
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MAN:
You need the key.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Potty, potty, potty, potty,
potty, potty, potty, potty.
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MAN:
Careful, I haven't cleaned it
in a year.
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[LAUGHING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[SCREAMING]
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I can't potty in there.
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It's disgusting.
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[GROANING]
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I know I've got a potty
in here someplace.
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[GRUNTING]
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[HORSE WHINNIES]
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Where are you, potty?
Here, potty.
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A potty.
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Huh?
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No.
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[GASPS]
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[PANTING]
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[APPLAUSE]
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[ORCHESTRA PLAYING]
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[ALL GASP]
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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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[BOTH GASP]
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Oh, no.
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[BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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I'm gonna explode!
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[SCREAMING]
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[WOMAN SCREAMING]
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[SCREAMING]
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Excuse me.
Potty emergency!
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Get out of our movie.
You're ruining everything.
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[SIGHS WITH RELIEF]
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[TOILET FLUSHES]
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Thank you.
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Ew, disgusting.
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He didn't even wash
his hands.
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Milton Berle didn't like Yakko.
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MAN:
Yes, we've talked
about that already.
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Oh, well, enough said then.
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The Warner brothers
and their sister Dot,
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they were the biggest things
to hit Hollywood.
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Bigger than Jacob Puntridge,
bigger than Sally Saucy.
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Big, big, big.
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I remember they were discovered
at Schwab's Pharmacy.
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Wakko was eating a milk shake.
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But I mean the whole thing.
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The glass, the straw,
everything.
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One of the scouts
for Warner Brothers was there
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and before you could say
"Sal Mineo,"
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they got a big contract.
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Bigger than Berle ever got.
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He didn't like them.
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MAN:
Yes, we've heard.
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Anyway, these kids made
a few cartoons,
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but the studio didn't know
what to do with 'em.
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Crazy they were.
They made absolutely no sense.
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And then
when they pantsed Jimmy Cagney,
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somethin' had to be done.
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Like chickens
with their heads cut off.
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Funny chickens,
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but too much for the studio.
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They locked them up
in that tower.
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I hadn't heard
about them in years.
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But now, what?
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They're out of the tower,
I hear.
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I hope Berle doesn't know.
He doesn't like them.
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[***]
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NARRATOR:
Camelot,
the most celebrated kingdom
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in the history of Britain.
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A kingdom of peace,
prosperity and singing.
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[PLAYS NOTE
ON HARMONICA]
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* A happy place is Camelot *
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* We like to sing all day *
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* But we can't sing
The movie score *
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* Or else they'll make us pay *
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And in this castle
lives King Arthur
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and his Knights
of the Round Table.
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[SLURPING AND CHEWING]
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Oh, good knight,
please pass the ketchup!
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[CHUCKLES]
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But one day, a great evil
came upon the land.
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ALL [IN UNISON]:
Evil. Evil.
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[ROARS]
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Fear not.
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We shall calm
the beast by singing.
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[PLAYS NOTE
ON HARMONICA]
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* Camelot *
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King Arthur
sent all his knights
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to slay the dragon.
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[ALL SINGING]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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My bravest knights...
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burnt to a crisp!
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Merlin! Merlin!
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00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:10,133
It's magic.
260
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:11,601
Oh, great Merlin,
261
00:15:11,601 --> 00:15:15,300
use your powers to conjure up
a brave and powerful knight
262
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,501
to slay the dragon.
263
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:22,467
Eye of newt, an ounce of Sprite
Send to us a great big knight
264
00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:24,334
It's magic.
265
00:15:25,734 --> 00:15:28,501
Honey,
we're home.
266
00:15:28,501 --> 00:15:30,734
Did you call for the bravest,
most daring knight
267
00:15:30,734 --> 00:15:31,834
in all the land?
268
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:32,834
Oh, yes.
269
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:34,234
Well, too bad,
you got us.
270
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,868
What a silly mix-up.
271
00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:41,567
It's all right?
It's okay.
272
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:43,167
KING ARTHUR:
Please,
273
00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:45,667
I beseech you,
slay the dragon!
274
00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:48,734
I am but a coward,
I'm afraid.
275
00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:51,267
Well, you're pretty brave
to wear those tights.
276
00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:54,767
MAN:
Dragon! Dragon! Dragon!
Dragon...
277
00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:57,467
Would someone stop that man
from yelling "dragon"?
278
00:15:57,467 --> 00:16:00,100
MAN:
Dragon! Dragon! Dra--
279
00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:01,901
Thank you.
280
00:16:04,601 --> 00:16:05,734
[SCREAMS]
281
00:16:06,868 --> 00:16:09,400
Please, you must help me!
282
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,534
All right, but if you kiss me,
you're slaying your own dragon.
283
00:16:12,534 --> 00:16:15,033
Oh, thank you.
284
00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:16,534
[SOBBING]
285
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,434
Maybe we should slay him.
286
00:16:21,434 --> 00:16:23,067
YAKKO:
Come. To the war room.
287
00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:26,601
Where is the war room?
288
00:16:26,601 --> 00:16:28,567
Actually, we don't have
a war room.
289
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,834
You do now.
290
00:16:39,801 --> 00:16:42,000
Through this door
are the greatest minds
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00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,300
of dragon-slaying.
292
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:46,200
By the way, you have
a run in your tights.
Where?
293
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,968
ALL:
* Monkeys always look *
294
00:16:47,968 --> 00:16:50,033
* Monkeys always look *
[GRUMBLES]
295
00:16:52,868 --> 00:16:53,868
[GASPS]
296
00:17:06,434 --> 00:17:08,767
The dragon has to be stopped.
We must attack.
297
00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:11,100
And now, Dr. Yamamoto
will speak. You may begin.
298
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,200
This dragon is of great
scientific value.
299
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,200
It must be studied.
300
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,067
And now, Perry Mason.
301
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,167
I fear for all humanity.
302
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:24,000
On second thought, ah,
forget the war room.
303
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,100
YAKKO:
Well, looks like it's just us
against the dragon.
304
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:29,667
Head-to-head. Toe-to-toe.
305
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,133
* Grab your partner, do-si-do *
306
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,000
* Bow to your partners
Left and right *
307
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,868
* Now grab his arms
And fling him out of sight *
308
00:17:37,868 --> 00:17:39,868
* Now promenade *
309
00:17:39,868 --> 00:17:40,868
[GRUMBLING]
310
00:17:40,868 --> 00:17:43,100
Enough!
What about the dragon?
311
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,868
The dragon! The dragon!
312
00:17:44,868 --> 00:17:47,033
Would someone stop him
from yelling "dragon"?
313
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:49,834
The dragon! The dragon!
The dragon!
314
00:17:51,801 --> 00:17:54,100
Come, siblings,
we have a...
315
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,067
you-know-what to slay.
316
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,200
[***]
317
00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:12,667
YAKKO:
Comedy. Dragon comedy.
318
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:16,734
The best dragon comedians
at all of Camelot, right here.
319
00:18:16,734 --> 00:18:20,000
Free peasant with every drink.
Oh, yes, right this way, sir.
320
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,200
Hm?
321
00:18:27,901 --> 00:18:30,400
DOT:
And now,
dragons and dragettes,
322
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,567
the Camelot Comedy Cabaret
presents
323
00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:34,901
the funniest dragon
in all of Camelot:
324
00:18:34,901 --> 00:18:37,400
Henny Dragon.
325
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,067
Ah-ha-ha.
Thank you. Thank you.
326
00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:41,133
You're too kind.
327
00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:43,234
Hey, how 'bout that lady
in the lake?
328
00:18:43,234 --> 00:18:45,801
I mean, how long
can she hold her breath?
329
00:18:45,801 --> 00:18:47,601
[PLAYS DRUM ROLL]
330
00:18:47,601 --> 00:18:49,367
[CHUCKLES]
331
00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:52,234
Candy? Gum? Dynamite?
332
00:18:53,868 --> 00:18:55,501
On the house, sugar.
333
00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:57,400
God bless you.
334
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,000
Don't mention it.
335
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,167
YAKKO:
And, hey, how 'bout
that King Arthur, huh?
336
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:03,267
You know, I'll never forget
the first time we met,
337
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,367
but I'm trying.
338
00:19:04,367 --> 00:19:05,934
[PLAYS DRUM ROLL]
339
00:19:05,934 --> 00:19:08,267
[LAUGHS]
340
00:19:08,267 --> 00:19:09,701
I'm slaying him.
341
00:19:09,701 --> 00:19:12,067
Hey, what's green
and stands in the corner?
342
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,300
A naughty frog.
343
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:14,801
[LAUGHING]
344
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:19,667
No, really.
You've been a great audience.
345
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,133
We're out of here.
346
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:29,434
Huh?
347
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,167
[LAUGHING]
348
00:19:41,167 --> 00:19:42,834
"Naughty frog." Narf!
349
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:44,267
[LAUGHS]
350
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,133
Hysterical, Pinky.
351
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:47,200
[GRUNTS]
352
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,133
Mice? But why?
353
00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:52,267
We were trying
to destroy Camelot
354
00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:54,701
in yet another attempt
to take over the world.
355
00:19:54,701 --> 00:19:57,534
Come, Pinky.
Back to the drawing board.
356
00:19:57,534 --> 00:20:00,434
"Stands in the corner.
Naughty frog."
357
00:20:00,434 --> 00:20:01,667
[LAUGHS]
358
00:20:03,534 --> 00:20:05,968
ALL:
* They're dinky, they're Pinky
And the Brain *
359
00:20:05,968 --> 00:20:07,434
* Brain, Brain, Brain-- *
360
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,133
You've saved Camelot.
361
00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:11,734
I can't thank you
enough!
362
00:20:11,734 --> 00:20:13,300
Well,
try anyway.
363
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,801
KING ARTHUR:
I knight thee, Sir Yaksalot,
364
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,267
Sir Waksalot,
365
00:20:19,267 --> 00:20:20,868
and Lady Dotsalot.
366
00:20:20,868 --> 00:20:23,200
They have slayed
the dragon.
367
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:27,801
CROWD:
The dragon! The dragon!
The dragon!
368
00:20:27,801 --> 00:20:30,367
Would someone stop these people
from yelling "dragon"?
369
00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:31,367
CROWD:
The dra--
370
00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:34,367
ALL:
Thank you.
371
00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:40,167
[***]
372
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,367
ALL:
Goodbye, nurse.
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