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Good evening.
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I'm Yakko Warner,
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and I welcome you
to Disasterpiece Theater.
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[WHIRRING]
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[ROARING]
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Well, that's all
for today.
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And now,
an even bigger disaster,
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a show called Animaniacs.
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* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany
to the max *
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* So just sit
back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Come join
the Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner
sister Dot *
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* Just for fun we run
around the Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us
in the tower *
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* Whenever we get caught
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* But we break loose
and then vamoose *
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* And now you know
the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute,
and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away
the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain
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* who want to rule
the universe *
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* Good feathers
flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
with her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy
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* While Rita sings a verse
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* The writers flipped,
we have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse?
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have play or pay
contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
in our slacks *
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* We're animanie *
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* Totally insaney
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*Oh, urbaney *
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* Animaniacs!
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* Those are the facts
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.
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[YAWNS]
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WOMAN: Aah!
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My diamond!
My diamond!
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Which one?
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The magnif-ick-icant
Acme diamond
that I was wearing.
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I've been rob-bed.
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[SOBBING]
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Don't worry,
my little dewdrop.
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We'll find your diamond.
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For the thief must be
on this very ship!
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Ohh! Not in first class,
I hope!
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[KNOCKING]
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They have come back
for matching earrings!
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Please, it is I,
your porter.
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I heard a scream,
like this--
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Aah!
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It was my wife.
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A thief has stolen
a diamond
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from my fragile Marita.
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I have been rob-bed.
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You're in luck
mademoiselle madame,
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for onboard
this very ship
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is the greatest
detective of all time.
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You mean...
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Uh, just
one more question--
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No, actually,
I mean the great--
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Hercule Yakko.
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May I introduce
my assistants?
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Dr. Wakko
and Number One Sister.
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* We'll investigate,
collaborate *
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* Red herrings
we'll eliminate *
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* We'll solve
this mystery for you *
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* Although we haven't
got a clue *
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Are you an inspector
of the yard?
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Not if you have a dog.
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[SOBBING]
Oh! Can you help us,
Monsieur Yakko?
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Can you?! Can you?!
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Dr. Wakko, give this
woman something
to calm her down.
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Aah!
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Oof.
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You can rest assured
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that I am this close
to solving the crime.
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But, monsieur,
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you don't know
what the crime is.
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Details, details.
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Number One Sister,
dust for prints.
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Dr. Wakko, it could
be a long night.
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Better order
some pizzas.
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I'd like 42 pizzas,
6 with no crust.
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Now, do you have
any enemies?
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BOTH: No.
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Do you have
any creditors?
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BOTH: No.
Well then...
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Do you have any requests?
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Thank you so much.
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* Way down, Jack
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* Upon the Nile River,
Jack *
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I found Prince.
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No, no, no.
Fingerprints.
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I don't think so.
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[SPLASH]
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Now, tell me exactly
what happened.
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My diamond was stolen!
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And I heard a
scream, like this--
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Aah!
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I see.
Did you get all that?
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Her diamond was stolen,
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and then there was
a scream like this--
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Aah!
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No, it was more
like this--
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Aah!
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I see.
Like this--
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Aah!
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Yes.
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That's when
I realized
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that I had
been rob-bed.
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And which one
are you, Rob or Ed?
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[KNOCK]
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[GASPS]
[GASPS]
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Quick! Everyone give me
your wallets,
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your money,
your valuables.
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Do you think
it's the thief?
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No, I think
it's the pizza.
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[SQUAWKS]
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He was odd.
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He was strange.
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He was a chicken,
I tell you.
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A giant chicken!
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We must search
for the thief.
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Bring out the hounds.
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[BARKING]
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[BARKING]
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[BARKING]
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Follow this scent.
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[SNIFFS]
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[DOGS BARKING]
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Mush! Mush!
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[SNIFFS]
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That was pointless.
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It is time to question
the other passengers.
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I'd like you all
to wait for me
in the stateroom
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Dr. Wakko, I want you
to search the room
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and put all the clues
in this bag.
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What?
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I am Hercule Yakko,
a sleuth.
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Yeah? Well, I'm
Slappy Squirrel, asleep.
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There's been
a robbery onboard.
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Have you seen
anything strange?
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I saw Wally Gators
slam dance with a smurf.
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That strange enough
for you?
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Did you hear a scream?
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Like this?
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Aah!
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Yes.
No.
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WOMAN: Who is it?
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Good evening.
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I'm...in love.
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I'll handle this.
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There's been a--Gah!
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BOTH: Hello, nurse.
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Boys.
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No control.
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Anyway, have you
seen this diamond?
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Ooga!
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Ooga!
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It's hard being
the strong one.
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Hi, babe.
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Hello, nurse!
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Yes?
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Did you steal
a big diamond?
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No. We are Swiss hikers
on holiday.
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Look at me, Brain,
I'm Heidi.
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Yodel-lay-ee-narf!
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Monsieur Yakko.
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Any luck?
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There's only one person
onboard this ship
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who could've taken
that diamond.
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Unfortunately, I have
no idea who that is.
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[SOBBING]
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I know the location
of the diamond.
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Assemble all the passengers
in the stateroom.
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Oof.
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Heh Heh.
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I see, it's that night
at the opera bit.
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Funny bit.
Heh Heh Heh. Uh.
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You're probably
all wondering
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why I called you here.
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ALL: To reveal the thief?
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No, it's because
you can't play charades
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with 3 people.
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That's it.
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I'm going
back to bed.
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So am I.
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I didn't take
the diamond.
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I also am innocent.
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Oh, I may
have done it.
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I walk in my sleep,
you know.
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In fact, none of you
stole the diamond.
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That is outrageous!
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You fraud!
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You sham!
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Calling us liars!
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[SOBBING]
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You said you'd get
to the bottom of this.
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My friends,
the diamond is here,
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and we're gonna turn
this room upside down
to prove it.
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Siblings.
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Aha!
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I found it!
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Madame, you were sitting
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on the diamond
the whole time!
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I told you I'd get
to the bottom of this.
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* Like Abbott and Costello
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* Like Sonny and Cher
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* Like Martin and Lewis
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* They're a perfect pair *
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* Like Laurel and Hardy
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* Like Fontanne and Lunt
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* They're perfectly
mismatched *
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* They're Rita and Runt *
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[NECK CRUNCHING]
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Welcome to Palm Springs.
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Are you sure?
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Course it's
Palm Springs.
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And if my calculations
are correct,
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Sonny Bono's house
is right over
that sand dune.
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How come we're
visiting Sonny Bono,
Rita?
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Huh? How come?
How come?
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Because he's rich,
and he likes strays.
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Yep, that's you and me.
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Definitely a couple
of old stray dogs.
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If you don't tell him,
I won't.
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Whoa!
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RITA: I guess those
royalties from I Got
You, Babe paid off.
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Charge!
Charge!
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Aah!
Aah!
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Sonny, is this
really necessary?
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[GROWLING]
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[ALL GASP]
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ALL: We're not worthy.
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We're not worthy.
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Not bad behavior
for humans.
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What about this kitty,
my queen?
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No! None of these
cats are good enough
to accompany us
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to the harvest festival,
feast, and luau.
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Mark Antony,
do something.
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I should spank you all.
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[SIGHS]
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How about this one,
my darling Cleopatra?
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What a cluck you are!
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That's the worst cat
of all!
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[CAT HISSES]
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Ohh.
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My flower of the desert,
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my reason for continuing
to breathe,
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there is not a single
pussycat in all of Egypt
that you liked.
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What can I do?
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Sing me
a wittle songy, hmm?
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Sing!
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* Who's afraid
of Cleopatra, Cleopatra,
Cleopatra? *
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* Who's afraid
of Cleopatra? *
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* Tra la la la la la
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Everybody!
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00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:43,400
Ha ha ha!
268
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,834
Your royal highness,
269
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:52,200
this cat was found
outside the palace wall.
270
00:12:54,934 --> 00:12:59,634
Oh! It is surely
a gift from the gods.
271
00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:02,067
[PURRING]
272
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,968
[BARKING]
273
00:13:05,601 --> 00:13:09,100
Mark Antony, take
this filthy dog away.
274
00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:11,834
He's bothering
my wonderful goddess.
275
00:13:11,868 --> 00:13:13,234
Come on, boy.
276
00:13:13,267 --> 00:13:15,334
You want to work in
the hot blistering sun
277
00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:17,267
and help build a huge,
stone temple
278
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:19,000
to Cleopatra
and her new kitty?
279
00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:20,534
[BARKING]
280
00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:28,100
Smelt. My fav.
281
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,601
Uhh.
282
00:13:48,634 --> 00:13:50,434
Ohh!
Uhh!
283
00:13:50,467 --> 00:13:53,367
Gee, I hope Rita's
having this much fun.
284
00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:59,033
[PURRING]
285
00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:02,934
Being a goddess
ain't half bad.
286
00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:12,400
* Oh, you kid
287
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:16,767
* You got it made
'neath the great pyramid *
288
00:14:17,868 --> 00:14:21,334
* Gotta say I like
this lifestyle *
289
00:14:21,367 --> 00:14:25,901
* Talkin' 'bout my home
on the muddy Nile *
290
00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:28,701
* Call me greedy
291
00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:33,434
* But give me more,
treat me like Queen Nefertiti *
292
00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:37,701
* Build me a palace
fit for Ramses II *
293
00:14:37,734 --> 00:14:42,701
* I bet you'd rather be
me than you *
294
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,434
* Oh, I can't fuss *
295
00:14:47,467 --> 00:14:52,300
* No longer
on a lonely exodus *
296
00:14:52,334 --> 00:14:56,234
* Gotta tell ya
that I'm satisfied *
297
00:14:56,267 --> 00:15:01,033
* All wrapped up in love
like I was mummified *
298
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:04,434
* All wrapped up in love
299
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:07,267
* Bra doot da doot
da doot doo dah *
300
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:12,601
* Like I was mummified
301
00:15:16,801 --> 00:15:18,067
Did you sing a song?
302
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,434
I like it
when you sing songs.
303
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,968
Why me?
304
00:15:28,868 --> 00:15:31,334
Living with Sonny Bono
sure is good, Rita.
305
00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:33,434
You're smart,
definitely smart.
306
00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:34,667
Uh-huh.
307
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,000
So today I had a bunch
of these boulders
308
00:15:37,033 --> 00:15:38,000
strapped to my back.
309
00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:39,868
It was good.
Really, really good.
310
00:15:39,901 --> 00:15:41,267
Hey!
311
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:43,334
What do you say we relax
and go to sleep?
312
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:46,968
[SNORES]
313
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,968
[SNORES]
314
00:15:51,601 --> 00:15:53,234
What are
you going to do?
315
00:16:11,434 --> 00:16:13,801
I love pretty pictures.
316
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:15,400
Yeah, I do, I--I do.
317
00:16:21,234 --> 00:16:23,667
When you're a member
of the royal family,
318
00:16:23,701 --> 00:16:25,734
you make public appearances.
319
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,868
It keeps the rabble in line.
320
00:16:38,968 --> 00:16:41,100
Oh, gods of harvest,
321
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:45,133
we offer you a sacrifice
to the eternal flame!
322
00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:47,133
[CROWD CHEERING]
323
00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:01,067
Rita sure is a pretty dog.
324
00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:09,234
[CROWD CHEERING]
325
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,167
Uh-oh.
326
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,968
[BARKING]
327
00:17:23,534 --> 00:17:26,400
Whew. I heard
Palm Springs was hot,
328
00:17:26,434 --> 00:17:28,567
but, ugh, this
is ridiculous.
329
00:17:29,601 --> 00:17:30,901
[BARKS]
330
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:36,634
Excuse me, Runt,
what are you doing?
331
00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:39,133
[CROWD GRUMBLING]
332
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,834
[GASPS]
333
00:17:40,868 --> 00:17:42,200
Saving your life.
334
00:17:42,234 --> 00:17:45,200
Yeah. Defi--definitely
saving your life.
335
00:17:45,234 --> 00:17:46,767
Uh-huh.
336
00:17:46,801 --> 00:17:49,667
Runt, could we
get the lead out?
337
00:18:01,734 --> 00:18:04,334
Ok, so Sonny Bono
and his crowd
338
00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:07,033
turned out to be a little,
well, crackers,
339
00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:10,167
but Vegas is
around here someplace.
340
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,601
We'll make a fortune
at the casinos!
341
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:16,367
Hey, after today,
I'm feeling mighty lucky.
342
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,634
Don't worry,
she's a good little dog
deep down inside.
343
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:35,534
NARRATOR: And now,
the Warner Brothers
in a scene
344
00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:38,300
from William Shakespeare's
A Midsummer Night's Dream,
345
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:41,167
translated for those viewers
who, like Yakko,
346
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,667
have no idea
what he's saying.
347
00:18:43,701 --> 00:18:45,133
Hmm!
Heh heh heh.
348
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,868
If we shadows
have offended,
349
00:18:46,901 --> 00:18:49,334
think but this
and all is mended.
350
00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:51,734
If the actors in our show
made you mad,
351
00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:53,701
it'll be OK if you
look at it this way...
352
00:18:53,734 --> 00:18:55,534
That you have
but slumbered here
353
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,133
while these visions
did appear.
354
00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:58,767
You feel asleep
on your butt
355
00:18:58,801 --> 00:19:00,234
and dreamed
the whole thing.
356
00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:02,467
And this weak
and idle theme,
357
00:19:02,501 --> 00:19:04,434
no more yielding
but a dream.
358
00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:05,834
There is a hole
in the plot
359
00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:06,934
you could drive
a truck through.
360
00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:15,801
Gentles,
do not reprehend.
361
00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:18,534
Honeys, don't blame us,
you could be watching Oprah.
362
00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:20,267
If you pardon,
we will mend.
363
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:22,033
But we're sorry,
and we promise
364
00:19:22,067 --> 00:19:23,901
our next show will be
full of funny skits.
365
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:28,767
Hello, Pixie.
366
00:19:30,467 --> 00:19:33,167
And, as I am
an honest Puck...
367
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,701
I'm not touching that one.
368
00:19:34,734 --> 00:19:36,367
If we have
unearned luck,
369
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,968
now to escape
the serpent's tongue.
370
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,334
What he said.
371
00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:41,400
We will make
amends 'ere long.
372
00:19:41,434 --> 00:19:43,501
We'll buy you
foot long hot dogs!
373
00:19:43,534 --> 00:19:45,167
Else the Puck
a liar call,
374
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,300
so good night
unto you all.
375
00:19:47,334 --> 00:19:48,300
Mwah!
376
00:19:48,334 --> 00:19:50,033
Good night everybody!
377
00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:52,501
Give me your hands
if we be friends.
378
00:19:52,534 --> 00:19:54,267
Applaud if you like us.
379
00:20:04,868 --> 00:20:07,734
And Robin shall
restore amends.
380
00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:09,634
And the Boy Wonder
will save us.
381
00:20:16,634 --> 00:20:20,200
Oh, what fools
these Warners be!
382
00:20:24,601 --> 00:20:27,567
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.
383
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,567
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
384
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,467
Set 3 extra places.
385
00:21:01,501 --> 00:21:03,634
ALL: We're coming
over for dinner.
386
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:06,567
Except I'm allergic
to anything
with lactose in it.
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