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YAKKO WARNER.
I WANT TO SHAVE YOU BALD
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AND SPRAY-PAINT YOUR HEAD
FOR...
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SURE, YOU CAN GO ELSEWHERE,
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BUT IT CAN COST YOU
AS MUCH AS...
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BUT HERE AT YAKKO...
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WE'LL SHAVE YOU BALD AND
SPRAY-PAINT YOUR HEAD FOR...
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HAS YOUR HEAD
LOST ITS LUSTER?
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IS UNSIGHTLY HAIR COVERING
THAT BEAUTIFUL CHROME-DOME?
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COME TO YAKKO WARNER'S.
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WE'LL USE OUR PATENTED
BEEZER-CUT ELECTROLYSIS
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AND LATEX-BASED POSTER PAINT
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GUARANTEED TO RESTORE
THAT SHOWROOM SHEEN.
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WHY, YOUR FRIENDS
WILL NEED SUNGLASSES
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JUST TO LOOK AT
YOUR GLEAMING CUEBALL.
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WE'LL SHAVE YOU BALD.
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YOU CHOOSE
YOUR FAVORITE COLOR--
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PUCE, CORAL,
MUSTARD BROWN, SALMON,
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MINTY LIME, AND MY OWN
PERSONAL FAVORITE,
NEW LAVENDER.
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FREE WASH AND HOT WAX
AT NO EXTRA CHARGE.
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AAAAHH!
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WHAT'S THAT? DON'T WANT TO
BE SHAVED BALD?
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TRY OUR NEW CUSTOMIZED
HAIR-PLUCKING.
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WAKKO WARNER HIMSELF
WILL GNAW EVERY HAIR OUT
WITH HIS TEETH.
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AS LONG AS YOU WIND UP
BALD, WE'RE HAPPY.
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OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY,
SO CALL TODAY.
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WE'LL SHAVE YOU BALD
AND SPRAY-PAINT YOUR HEAD
FOR JUST...
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OH, HECK,
WHO ARE WE KIDDING?
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WE'LL DO IT FOR FREE!
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SO, PLEASE, WE BEG YOU,
COME ON DOWN!
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AND REMEMBER, I'M NOT ONLY
THE PRESIDENT
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OF YAKKO WARNER'S
WORLD OF BALDNESS...
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I'M ALSO...
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ANNOYING!
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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *
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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *
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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *
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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS *
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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *
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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *
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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT
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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *
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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT
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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *
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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* DOT IS CUTE
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* AND YAKKO YAKS
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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *
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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN
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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *
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* GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *
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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *
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* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY
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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE
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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *
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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE?
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *
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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *
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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *
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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *
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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y
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* PINKY AND THE BRAIN-Y
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* ANIMANIACS
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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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GEE, BRAIN, WHADDYA
WANNA DO TONIGHT?
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THE SAME THING WE DO
EVERY NIGHT, PINKY.
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TRY TO TAKE OVER
THE WORLD.
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* THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN *
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* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN
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* ONE IS A GENIUS
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* THE OTHER'S INSANE *
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* THEY'RE LABORATORY MICE *
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* THEIR GENES
HAVE BEEN SPLICED *
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* THEY'RE DINKY *
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* THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN *
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* BRAIN, BRAIN,
BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN **
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AH-CHOO!
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JUST A FEW MORE STEPS,
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AND I'LL HAVE THE CURE
FOR THE COMMON COLD.
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AH-CHOO!
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[PINKY GIGGLES]
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OH, THIS IS GOING
TO BE GREAT, BRAIN.
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QUIET, PINKY.
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AH-CHOO!
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THIS SHOULD DO IT.
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AH...
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AH...
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IT WORKED!
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I CURED THE COMMON COLD!
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NOW, PINKY.
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AH-CHOO!
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AH-CHOO!
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AH-CHOO!
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THEN AGAIN...MAYBE NOT.
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AH-CHOO!
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WELL, BACK TO
THE DRAWING BOARD.
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AH-CHOO!
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AH-CHOO!
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AH-CHOO!
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SUCCESS, PINKY.
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EGAD, BRAIN,
WHAT IS THIS STUFF?
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A NEW STRAIN OF POLLEN
I CREATED MYSELF, PINKY.
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IT CAUSES A TEMPORARY
BUT UNCONTROLLABLE FIT
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OF ALLERGIC SNEEZING.
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NO HUMAN IS IMMUNE.
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DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT WE'LL DO
WITH THIS POLLEN?
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UM...OPEN A BOUTIQUE?
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YES, WE'LL OPEN
A BOUTIQUE
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AND SELL LADIES'
CLOTHING AND POLLEN.
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EGAD, BRAIN, WHAT FUN!
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I LIKE THIS IDEA, I DO!
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FOCUS, PINKY, FOCUS!
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WE SHALL GO TO
FORT KNOX, KENTUCKY,
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KEEPER OF THE NATION'S
GOLD SUPPLY,
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WE WILL EXPOSE
THE GUARDS TO OUR POLLEN.
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AND WHILE
THEY'RE SNEEZING
UNCONTROLLABLY,
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WE'LL MOVE
INTO THE VAULT
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AND
TAKE THE GOLD!
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FOR HE WHO CONTROLS
THIS NATION'S CAPITAL
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CONTROLS THE NATION.
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OFF TO FORT KNOX.
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OH, WAIT, BUT ISN'T
THE NATION'S CAPITOL
IN WASHINGTON, D.C.?
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CAPITAL AS IN MONEY,
PINKY. COME ON!
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HOW ARE WE GONNA
GET TO FORT KNOX,
BRAIN?
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WE'LL SIMPLY BORROW
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ONE OF THE LAB'S
TECHNOLOGICAL RESOURCES.
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THE MINIVAN.
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WON'T WE GET
IN TROUBLE, BRAIN?
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GET IN TROUBLE?
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PINKY, WE'RE TAKING
OVER THE WORLD.
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BESIDES, WE'LL HAVE
THE VAN BACK BY 8 A.M.
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OH, ALL RIGHT THEN.
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OY! NICE THREADS, BRAIN,
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BUT, UH, WHY THE DISGUISE?
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IF WE ARE TO SUCCEED,
PINKY,
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I MUST PASS FOR
AN AVERAGE, NONDESCRIPT
MOTORIST.
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SO WHILE WE'RE DRIVING,
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CALL ME MR. PERKINS.
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SAY NO MORE.
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BRILLIANT, BRAIN.
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MR. PERKINS!
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OOH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
NARF!
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MR. PERKINS.
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PINKY...
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START YOUR ENGINE.
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NOW DEPRESS THE BRAKE.
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YES.
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NOW I'LL SHIFT
THE TRANSMISSION
INTO GEAR,
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AND YOU GIVE IT
THE GAS.
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HUNH!
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NOW, PINKY,
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LET US,
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IN THE VERNACULAR,
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TAKE THIS HOG OUT
AND SEE WHO'S BOSS!
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PINKY, PREPARE TO PASS
A SLOW-MOVING VEHICLE.
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RIGHTY-O, BRAIN.
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CALL ME MR. PERKINS!
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ACTIVATE LEFT-TURN
INDICATOR NOW!
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LET'S TRY THAT
AGAIN, PINKY.
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NARF! WRONG SWITCH.
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EXEMPLARY WORK,
PINKY.
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BUT WE'RE
SLOWING DOWN.
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QUICKLY!
STEP ON THE GAS.
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GAS. CHECK.
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MAINTAIN PEDAL PRESSURE,
PINKY.
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WE'RE HALFWAY AROUND
THE FREIGHT VEHICLE.
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YEAH,
BREAKER, BREAKER, 1-9.
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THIS HERE'S BIG RED.
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WHAT'S YOUR HANDLE,
GOOD BUDDY? OVER.
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THE NAME'S PERKINS.
MR. PERKINS.
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JUST AN AVERAGE,
NONDESCRIPT MOTORIST.
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I GOTTA QUIT EATING THEM
DOUBLE-ONION CHILI DOGS.
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[BELCH]
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[SNORING]
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HUH? OHH.
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PINKY, I'M IN NEED
OF SOME MUSIC
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TO KEEP MYSELF
RAPTLY ALERT.
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USE THE CRUISE CONTROL,
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SO WE DON'T LOSE SPEED.
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CRUISE CONTROL ON,
BR...
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UH, UM, MR. PERKINS.
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[YAWN]
STELLAR, PINKY.
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NOW SEE
IF YOU CAN LOCATE
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A LOCAL RADIO
STATION FREQUENCY.
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NARF! WRONG KNOB.
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[LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
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TURN OFF THE RADIO, PINKY.
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HEY, THIS KNOB'S LOOSE.
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WHAAAAA!
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HOO-HOO, HA HA!
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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THE LIGHTER WORKS.
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THE RADIO,
PINKY.
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OOH, RIGHT.
I ALMOST FORGOT.
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[CLICK]
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WHEW!
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SUDDENLY I FEEL
DOWNRIGHT FEVERISH,I DO.
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WHOO-WAAAAH!
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WHOO-HOO-HOO! OOH, NARF!
EEE! ZORT! OW!
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NO NEED TO
ENTERTAIN ME
PERSONALLY.
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I'M QUITE
AWAKE NOW.
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KENTUCKY, PINKY.
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WE MADE IT!
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ALL RIGHT,
BRAIN!
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MR. PERKINS.
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FORT KNOX IS
MERE MILES AWAY.
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NOTHING CAN STOP US
NOW.
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[SIREN]
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GOOD EVENING, OFFICER.
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WAS I EXCEEDING
THE SPEED LIMIT?
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BY 100 MILES
AN HOUR.
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I'M SORRY.
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YOU SEE, I'M MR. PERKINS,
AN AVERAGE, NONDESCRIPT--
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YOUR LICENSE
AND REGISTRATION,
PLEASE.
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WE DON'T HAVE ANY.
ZORT!
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IF YOU MUST KNOW,
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WE'RE TWO LAB MICE
OUT TO CONTROL THE WORLD
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BY SEIZING ITS GOLD.
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WHEN WE ASSUME POWER,
REST ASSURED OUR BUDGET
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WILL RESULT IN
SUBSTANTIAL NEW FUNDING
FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT.
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OH.
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WELL, YOU B-BEST BE
ON YOUR WAY THEN.
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THANK YOU, OFFICER.
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OH, MAN, I DO MISS
THEM WITLESS TEENAGE
SPEED DEMONS.
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IT'S TIME TO MAKE
OUR MOVE, PINKY.
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NOW, PINKY.
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AH-AH...
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AH-CHOO!
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AH-CHOO!
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AH-CHOO!
AH-CHOO!
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AH-CHOO!
AH-CHOO!
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AH-CHOO!
AH-CHOO!
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AH-CHOO!
240
00:10:35,934 --> 00:10:36,934
AH-CHOO!
241
00:10:36,934 --> 00:10:38,767
AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!
242
00:10:42,734 --> 00:10:44,734
EGAD,
THIS IS EVEN BETTER
243
00:10:44,734 --> 00:10:47,300
THAN A DUCK TALES
EPISODE, BRAIN.
244
00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:49,000
PINKY,
ARE YOU PONDERING
245
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,767
WHAT I'M PONDERING?
246
00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:52,300
I THINK SO, BRAIN,
247
00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:54,868
BUT BALANCING FAMILY
AND A CAREER?
248
00:10:54,868 --> 00:10:57,300
IT'S ALL TOO MUCH
FOR ME.
249
00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:58,901
THE GOLD, PINKY.
250
00:10:58,901 --> 00:11:00,367
IT'S ALL OURS.
251
00:11:00,367 --> 00:11:01,868
LET'S MOVE IT OUT.
252
00:11:04,901 --> 00:11:05,901
1...
253
00:11:05,901 --> 00:11:06,901
2...
254
00:11:06,901 --> 00:11:07,901
3...
255
00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:08,834
AND LIFT.
256
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,834
HUNNNH...
HUNNNH...
257
00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:11,834
UYYY!
UYYY!
258
00:11:11,834 --> 00:11:12,901
AAARGHH!
AAARGHH!
259
00:11:12,901 --> 00:11:15,868
I BELIEVE MY PLAN
HAS A FATAL FLAW.
260
00:11:18,467 --> 00:11:20,901
I'M IN INTENSE
PAIN, PINKY.
261
00:11:20,901 --> 00:11:21,901
DITTO, BRAIN.
262
00:11:21,901 --> 00:11:23,267
ZORT!
263
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,734
FEAR NOT, PINKY.
264
00:11:26,734 --> 00:11:28,234
GOLD'S UNWIELDY
ATOMIC WEIGHT
265
00:11:28,234 --> 00:11:30,400
WILL NOT THWART US
TOMORROW.
266
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,300
WHAT ARE WE DOING
TOMORROW, BRAIN?
267
00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:35,300
THE SAME AS ALWAYS,
PINKY--
268
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:38,200
TRY TO TAKE OVER
THE WORLD.
269
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,133
* THEY'RE DINKY *
270
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,534
* THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN *
271
00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:42,367
* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN,
BRAIN, BRAIN **
272
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,100
IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER...
273
00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:55,467
STOPPING TO SMELL THE ROSES.
274
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,133
STOPPING TO FEEL THE ROSES.
275
00:12:32,868 --> 00:12:34,801
[SNORING]
276
00:12:44,534 --> 00:12:45,868
[YAWNING]
277
00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:57,334
[DINGING]
278
00:13:58,868 --> 00:14:00,000
[DINGING]
279
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,167
[GULPING]
280
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,434
[SPLAT]
281
00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:15,133
[HORN HONKING]
282
00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:43,501
[MOTORCYCLE PUTTING]
283
00:15:53,701 --> 00:15:55,067
[CRASHING]
284
00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:27,901
[CHIRPING]
285
00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:32,734
[YAWNING]
286
00:16:43,734 --> 00:16:46,000
[CHIRPING]
287
00:16:47,434 --> 00:16:49,033
[SNIFFING]
288
00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:39,667
[HISSING]
289
00:17:53,534 --> 00:17:55,634
[WHIRLING]
290
00:18:13,033 --> 00:18:14,934
[SQUEAKING]
291
00:18:57,334 --> 00:18:58,367
[CRYING]
292
00:19:41,934 --> 00:19:43,167
[SMOOCHING]
293
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:44,434
[SLAPPING]
294
00:19:58,334 --> 00:19:59,734
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN.
295
00:19:59,734 --> 00:20:01,701
TO PUT CUCUMBERS IN OUR EARS?
296
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,767
TO MAKE FUN OF
THE DISNEY CHANNEL?
297
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:06,200
NO. IT'S TIME TO LEARN
THE DAYS LESSON.
298
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,667
AND TO FIND OUT
WHAT IT IS...
299
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:11,601
WE TURN TO THE WHEEL
OF MORALITY.
300
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,834
WHEEL OF MORALITY,
TURN, TURN, TURN.
301
00:20:13,834 --> 00:20:15,634
TELL US THE LESSON
WE SHOULD LEARN.
302
00:20:15,634 --> 00:20:17,567
MORAL NUMBER FIVE.
303
00:20:17,567 --> 00:20:20,067
AND THE MORAL OF
TODAY'S STORY IS...
304
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,400
IF YOU CAN'T SAY
SOMETHING NICE
305
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,367
YOU ARE PROBABLY AT
THE ICESCAPADES.
306
00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:26,300
THAT IS SO, TRUE.
307
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,234
[BELCHING]
308
00:20:27,234 --> 00:20:28,334
EXCUSE, ME.
309
00:20:28,334 --> 00:20:37,267
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
310
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00:21:04,634 --> 00:21:07,100
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00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,067
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313
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:12,234
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