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DATELINE HOLLYWOOD,
1930,
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THE WARNER BROS. STUDIO.
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HERE AT THE STUDIO'S
NEW ANIMATION DEPARTMENT,
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ARTISTS TOIL ENDLESSLY TO
CREATE CARTOON STARS,
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ULTIMATELY CREATING
THREE NEW CHARACTERS--
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THE WARNER BROS.
AND THEIR SISTER DOT.
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HELLO, NURSE!
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UNFORTUNATELY
THE WARNER KIDS
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WERE TOTALLY
OUT OF CONTROL.
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BOINGY BOINGY
BOINGY BOINGY!
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THE TRIO RAN AMUCK
THROUGHOUT THE STUDIO...
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UNTIL THEIR CAPTURE.
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THE WARNERS' FILMS,
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WHICH MADE
ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE,
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WERE LOCKED
IN THE STUDIO VAULT,
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NEVER TO BE RELEASED.
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AS FOR THE WARNERS
THEMSELVES,
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THEY WERE LOCKED
IN THE STUDIO WATER TOWER,
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ALSO NEVER TO BE RELEASED.
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PUBLICLY THE STUDIO
HAS DISAVOWED ANY KNOWLEDGE
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OF THE WARNERS' EXISTENCE
TO THIS VERY DAY,
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WHEN THE WARNERS ESCAPED.
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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *
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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *
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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *
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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS *
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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *
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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *
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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT
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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *
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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT
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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *
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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* DOT IS CUTE
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* AND YAKKO YAKS
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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *
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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN
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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *
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* GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *
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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *
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* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY
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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE
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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *
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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE?
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *
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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *
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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *
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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *
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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y
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* HERE'S THE SHOW'S NAMEY *
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* ANIMANIACS
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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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IN THE BEGINNING,
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GOD CREATED THE HEAVENS
AND EARTH.
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AND THE LORD CREATED
THE GARDEN OF EDEN.
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AND THERE HE PUT ADAM...
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AND EVE.
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AND THE LORD SAID...
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EAT, EAT, EAT ALL THE FRUIT
IN THIS GARDEN,
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BUT...
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BUT?
BUT?
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DON'T EAT THE APPLES,
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FOR THEY GROW FROM
THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE,
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AND THOU SHALT
NOT EAT THEM.
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NOW, IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN
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THERE LIVED
A WILY OLD SERPENT.
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HE WAS A SNAKE, ALL RIGHT,
PURE AND EVIL.
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YOU MAKE IT SOUND
LIKE A BAD THING.
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AND THIS SNEAKY SERPENT
TOOK IT UPON HIMSELF
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TO TEMPT ADAM AND EVE
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INTO EATING
THE FORBIDDEN APPLE.
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SO FOR EXTRA INSURANCE,
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MR. BIG PUT ME IN CHARGE
OF GUARDING THE APPLES.
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SO STAY TUNED
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FOR THE GARDEN OF EDEN'S
FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS.
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THIS'LL BE A BLAST.
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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THIS WILL BE AS EASY
AS TAKING CANDY
FROM A BABY.
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[SLAPPY]
I DON'T THINK SO, PAL.
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A VERY BITTER,
MEAN BABY.
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[CRASH]
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AW, THAT SNAKE DOESN'T
HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON.
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HEY, IT'S
THE DAWN OF TIME.
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WHAT DO YOU EXPECT--
NEW JOKES?
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I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
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FORE!
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EAT YOUR HEART OUT,
FUZZY ZOELLER.
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LOOK, DADDY, A SNAKE.
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SNAKIE GO DOWN
THE HOLE.
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YOU REMIND ME
OF A VERY YOUNG
SCRAPPY DO.
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AT LAST,
DIVINE INSPIRATION.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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THE BACK DOOR.
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GEE, I WONDER
WHO THAT MIGHT BE.
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THIS IS SAD.
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I CAME TO SAY
I'M SORRY.
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I WANT
TO MAKE UP.
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WHATEVER.
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[KNOCK KNOCK]
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SHOOT ME.
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PARDON. THERE SEEMS TO BE
SOMEONE AT MY FRONT DOOR.
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[KNOCK KNOCK]
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I'M COMING.
I'M COMING.
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OH, THANKS THERE.
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JUST THE MAILMAN.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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HELLO.
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HEY, MR. SNAKE,
IT'S FOR YOU.
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OH, GOLLY, GOSH!
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WHO KNEW I WAS
AT THIS ADDRESS?
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HELLO.
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PTOO!
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COLONEL MUSTARD
DID IT IN THE KITCHEN.
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OR WAS IT MISS SCARLET?
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I BET THAT
HAD TO STING.
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[BOOM]
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BYE-BYE.
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OH!
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LOOK, ADAM, AN APPLE!
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YECCHH! A WORM!
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OW! OOH!
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HEY, WAIT A SECOND.
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HUZZAH, I'M SPARED,
SAVED, SAFE!
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THAT SILLY OLD SQUIRREL
ISN'T SQUADOO.
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[BOOM]
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NOW THAT'S COMEDY.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
I'VE BEEN BUMPED
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FROM FIRST CLASS
TO COACH?
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I'M IVAN BLOSKI,
KING OF ACCOUNTING,
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SULTAN OF FINANCE,
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CROWN PRINCE
OF LONG COLUMNS
WITH TINY NUMBERS!
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SORRY. IT WAS
A COMPUTER ERROR.
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WE'LL REFUND YOU
THE DIFFERENCE.
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I'M GOING TO BUY
THIS AIRLINE
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JUST SO I CAN FIRE YOU,
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YOU...PAIR OF EYES, YOU!
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QUIT FAKING IT
AND GET A JOB!
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GANGWAY, YOU LOSERS!
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AAH!
OOF!
AAH!
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AAH!
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STEWARDESS,
I'M IVAN BLOSKI,
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AND I DEMAND PRIVACY.
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HAVE EVERYONE IN COACH
THROWN OFF THIS PLANE.
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OH, BUT, SIR,
WE CAN'T DO THAT.
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THEN ESCORT ME
TO MY SEAT AT ONCE.
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OUT OF MY WAY!
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STEP ASIDE!
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GET A LIFE,
YOU LOSERS!
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AAH!
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I'LL NEED
A PILLOW, A BLANKET,
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AND 15 BAGS
OF HONEY-ROASTED PEANUTS.
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PRONTO!
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AHH.
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NOW FOR A RELAXING FLIGHT.
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BOINGY BOINGY
BOINGY BOINGY!
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[IMITATING
AIRPLANE]
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[IMITATING
MACHINE GUN]
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BOINGY BOINGY
BOINGY BOINGY!
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[IMITATING
AIRPLANE]
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HI, MISTER.
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THIS IS OUR
FIRST TRIP
ON A PLANE.
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WE'LL BE
SEAT MATES
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FOR THE NEXT
17 HOURS.
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WANT SOME OF MY
MAYONNAISE MUFFIN?
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ECH! NO!
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GO AWAY,
YOU HORRIBLE CHILD.
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HOW'S ABOUTS
A KISS?
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ECHH.
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MOVE IT!
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WHERE'D YOU
LEARN TO FLY?
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[HORNS HONKING]
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WELCOME TO AIR PACIFIC,
THE JOLLY AIRLINE.
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OUR DELUXE 757
IS EQUIPPED
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WITH A NUMBER
OF SAFETY FEATURES TO USE
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IN CASE OF EMERGENCY,
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SUCH AS OUR
FUEL TANKS EXPLODE
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AND WE CRASH
LIKE A FIERY BALL
INTO THE SEA.
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NEATO!
COOL!
FABOO!
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PLEASE NOTE
THE AIR DISCOMFORT BAGS
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IN YOUR SEAT FRONT.
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HEY, MISTER,
WHAT'S THIS?
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A VOMIT BAG.
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OH, POO!
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I GOT GYPPED.
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THERE'S NONE IN HERE.
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YOU'LL FIND LIFE JACKETS
UNDER YOUR SEATS.
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IN A WATER LANDING,
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THEY'LL KEEP YOU AFLOAT
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UNLESS YOU'RE
SEIZED BY A GIANT SQUID
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AND DRAGGED SCREAMING
BENEATH THE WAVES.
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THIS REALLY
ISN'T MY COLOR.
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I'M A WINTER. HEE HEE.
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O.K., EVERYONE,
LIFE JACKET TEST.
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SHH!
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SSHHHHHHH!
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DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS?
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YOU HAVE
A SLOW LEAK?
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[HORNS HONKING]
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SHOULD CABIN PRESSURE
SUDDENLY DROP
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FROM A CARGO HATCH
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BLOWING OUT
INTO THIN AIR,
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OXYGEN MASKS
WILL DROP DOWN.
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DON'T PLAY WITH MY MASK.
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OH, YOU GOT DIBS?
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NO PROBLEM.
IT'S ALL YOURS.
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00:12:57,968 --> 00:12:59,400
AND PLEASE MAKE SURE
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YOUR SEAT BELTS
ARE SECURELY FASTENED.
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THERE.
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ALL READY
FOR TAKEOFF.
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LEAVE ME ALONE!
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00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,033
THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING
AIR PACIFIC.
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YOU HAVE WELL OVER
A 40% CHANCE
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OF LANDING SAFELY.
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ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT.
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00:13:31,634 --> 00:13:34,133
AND STOP MAKING
THOSE STUPID FACES!
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WHAT KIND OF FACES
ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO MAKE?
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QUIET FACES.
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JUST SIT THERE LIKE
MUTE LITTLE CHILDREN.
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HEY, MISTER,
WHAT'S THIS?
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THAT'S FOR EATING.
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[GULP]
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DELICIOUS!
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[BURP]
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00:14:01,234 --> 00:14:02,167
ECCH.
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00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:04,834
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:06,400
BLOSKI HERE.
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00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,834
I'VE GOT THE MOST
DREAMY NEWS.
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00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:11,868
ROD JUST ASKED PATTI
TO GO STEADY.
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00:14:11,868 --> 00:14:12,968
YAAAOWW!
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00:14:12,968 --> 00:14:14,634
THIS IS ABSURD!
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00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:17,701
YOU LITTLE GOONS
HAVE BEEN BOTHERING ME
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00:14:17,701 --> 00:14:19,200
SINCE I SAT DOWN.
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00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,567
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
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00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:23,067
NO. DO YOU
KNOW ME?
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00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:24,267
NO.
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00:14:24,267 --> 00:14:25,234
WE'RE EVEN.
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WE KNOW
WE LIKE YOU.
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WE HAVE
NO TASTE,
246
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BUT WE
LIKE YOU.
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ON BEHALF OF
THE WARNER BROS...
248
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AND THE WARNER
SISTER...
249
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I WANT TO MAKE YOU
OUR SPECIAL FRIEND.
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STEWARDESS!
251
00:14:42,801 --> 00:14:45,501
GET OVER HERE
NOW!
252
00:14:47,567 --> 00:14:49,067
MAY I HELP YOU?
253
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:51,667
HELLO-O-O, NURSE!
HELLO-O-O, NURSE!
254
00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:54,334
WANT TO BE OUR BUNKY?
255
00:14:54,334 --> 00:14:55,834
MEN!
256
00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:57,501
GO FIG!
257
00:14:57,501 --> 00:14:59,434
THESE CHILDREN
ARE ANNOYING ME.
258
00:14:59,434 --> 00:15:01,701
THROW THEM INTO
YOUR AIRCRAFT'S JAIL.
259
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,267
ONLY IF
SHE GOES, TOO.
260
00:15:04,267 --> 00:15:07,834
OH, SIR,
THERE'S NO JAIL
ON THIS AIRCRAFT.
261
00:15:07,834 --> 00:15:09,200
THEN BUILD ONE
262
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,534
OR MOVE ME AWAY
FROM THESE MONSTERS
IMMEDIATELY.
263
00:15:12,534 --> 00:15:15,033
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
OUR SPECIAL FRIEND?
264
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NO!
265
00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:23,667
NOW YOU'VE GONE
AND HURT OUR FEELINGS.
266
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,100
AWOO!
267
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,133
AWOO!
AWOO!
AWOO!
268
00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:32,634
AWOO!
AWOO!
AWOO!
269
00:15:32,634 --> 00:15:34,133
AWOO!
AWOO!
AWOO!
270
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,400
AWOO!
AWOO!
AWOO!
271
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,934
I DEMAND ANOTHER SEAT!
272
00:15:38,934 --> 00:15:41,367
OH, BUT, SIR,
THERE AREN'T ANY.
273
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WE'RE FULL.
274
00:15:42,934 --> 00:15:45,100
THEN I'LL MAKE ONE.
275
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,601
AS FOR YOU THREE,
276
00:15:46,601 --> 00:15:49,067
I WISH
I DID YOUR TAXES.
277
00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:51,400
I'D SCREW THEM UP
SO BAD
278
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,467
THE IRS
WOULD BURY YOU.
279
00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:56,400
I'D RATHER BE EATEN
BY CANNIBALS
280
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,300
THAN BE
YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND.
281
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:02,667
NOW GOODBYE,
YOU WORTHLESS
LITTLE MORONS!
282
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:32,634
YOU'RE WANTED OUTSIDE.
283
00:16:32,634 --> 00:16:34,234
OH, THANKS.
284
00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:39,467
AHH.
285
00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:41,968
RELAXATION AT LAST.
286
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,434
[SNIFFING]
287
00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:44,667
HUH?
288
00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:46,601
HOW'S IT GOING,
BUCKAROO?
289
00:16:46,601 --> 00:16:49,868
I'M GROVER BROKE
FROM LYNX HEAD COUNTY,
TENNESSEE,
290
00:16:49,868 --> 00:16:51,367
FERTILIZER SALESMAN.
291
00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:52,868
BLOSKI, ACCOUNTING.
292
00:16:52,868 --> 00:16:54,501
WHAT A COINKYDINK.
293
00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:57,868
YOU KNOW,
FOLKS SAY THERE'S
NO ACCOUNTIN' FOR ME.
294
00:16:57,868 --> 00:16:58,901
HEE HEE!
295
00:16:58,901 --> 00:17:00,534
YOU GET IT?
296
00:17:00,534 --> 00:17:02,834
BOY, THAT'S A KICKER,
AIN'T IT?
297
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:04,667
ANYWAYS, WAY I SEES IT,
298
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:07,501
A MAN NEEDS
A PHILOSOPHY IN LIFE.
299
00:17:07,501 --> 00:17:09,901
LOOK, I JUST
WANT TO REST.
300
00:17:09,901 --> 00:17:11,834
HERE'S MY PHILOSOPHY.
301
00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:13,334
[RETCHING]
302
00:17:13,334 --> 00:17:14,400
[SPITS]
303
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,334
THERE'S TWO KINDS
OF FERTILIZER
304
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:17,834
IN THIS LIFE,
FRIEND.
305
00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:20,434
YOU GOT YOUR
SOLID COW DUNG.
306
00:17:20,434 --> 00:17:22,834
THEN THERE'S
YOUR SLOPPY PIG DOO.
307
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,200
WITH YOUR COW DUNG--
308
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,334
PARDON ME, FATHER,
BUT COULD WE CHANGE SEATS?
309
00:17:27,334 --> 00:17:29,167
CERTAINLY, MY SON.
310
00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:33,167
[BBBBBLLLB]
311
00:17:37,467 --> 00:17:40,601
COFFEE, TEA, MONSTER?
312
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:43,367
COFFEE, TEA, MONSTER?
313
00:17:43,367 --> 00:17:44,601
MONSTER?
314
00:17:44,601 --> 00:17:46,133
COMING RIGHT UP.
315
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:49,067
GRRRR!
316
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,767
MAYBE SOME DECAF LATER.
317
00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:52,701
YOU DON'T
LOOK WELL, SIR.
318
00:17:52,701 --> 00:17:55,667
IS THERE A DOCTOR
ON THIS PLANE?
319
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:58,000
I'M A PARAMEDIC.
320
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,868
THIS MAN
NEEDS NITROGEN.
321
00:17:59,868 --> 00:18:01,234
YOU MEAN OXYGEN.
322
00:18:01,234 --> 00:18:04,334
ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT
JUST SOME HOT AIR?
323
00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:12,367
GET ME DOWN
RIGHT NOW!
324
00:18:16,434 --> 00:18:18,000
IT'S A LONG FLY.
325
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,067
IT'S GOING.
326
00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:21,400
OHH, TOO BAD!
327
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,968
IT HIT THE WALL.
328
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,901
HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW?
329
00:18:26,901 --> 00:18:28,901
I'M IN BAD SHAPE.
330
00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:30,033
WRONG.
331
00:18:30,033 --> 00:18:31,567
THIS IS BAD SHAPE.
332
00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:34,834
HMM, A FINE EXAMPLE
333
00:18:34,834 --> 00:18:36,968
OF NEOCLASSICAL
POSTMODERN
EXPRESSIONISM
334
00:18:36,968 --> 00:18:38,501
DEPICTING
MAN VERSUS FATE.
335
00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:41,434
2 OUT OF 3 FALLS.
10-ROUND LIMIT.
336
00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:48,701
[KNOCK ON WINDOW]
337
00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:52,200
[GASP]
338
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,334
NOW...
339
00:18:53,334 --> 00:18:56,367
YOUR GOOSE FERTILIZER
IS A WHOLE OTHER STORY.
340
00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:59,534
WHOO, DOGGIES, THAT STUFF
STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN.
341
00:18:59,534 --> 00:19:01,400
CARE TO TAKE A WHIFF?
342
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,167
AAH!
343
00:19:09,701 --> 00:19:11,801
I'M REPORTING
YOU LUNATICS
344
00:19:11,801 --> 00:19:13,834
TO THE HIGHEST
AUTHORITY.
345
00:19:16,834 --> 00:19:18,167
HELP!
346
00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:19,901
I'M BEING HARASSED
BY CHILDREN
347
00:19:19,901 --> 00:19:21,834
THAT LOOK LIKE
BUGS WITH CLOTHES.
348
00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:24,667
I DEMAND
YOU DO SOMETHING
IMMEDIATELY!
349
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:27,767
WHAT DID YOU HAVE
IN MIND?
350
00:19:54,968 --> 00:19:56,400
AHH.
351
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,801
BETTER CALL THE OFFICE
352
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:05,868
AND TELL THEM I'M STRANDED
ON AN ISLAND.
353
00:20:05,868 --> 00:20:09,167
I HOPE THIS DOESN'T COUNT
AS A SICK DAY.
354
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,801
OOGA CHOKKA.
OOGA CHOKKA.
OOGA CHOKKA.
355
00:20:10,801 --> 00:20:13,334
OOGA CHOKKA.
OOGA CHOKKA.
OOGA CHOKKA.
356
00:20:13,334 --> 00:20:14,634
EEEEK!
357
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,400
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS
358
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,601
DISAPPEAR OVER
THE HORIZON ALONE.
359
00:20:24,601 --> 00:20:25,634
WAIT!
360
00:20:25,634 --> 00:20:26,834
STICK AROUND!
361
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,601
WE'RE GOING TO
MAKE SLOPPY JOES
362
00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:35,300
AND RENT
DON KNOTTS VIDEOS.
363
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,033
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
364
00:21:03,033 --> 00:21:04,634
CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION,
A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P.
365
00:21:04,634 --> 00:21:06,367
LOOK WHO'S STAYING WITH US.
366
00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:07,968
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
367
00:21:07,968 --> 00:21:08,968
OUR SPECIAL FRIEND.
368
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,267
AAH!
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