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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *
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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *
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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *
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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS *
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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *
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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *
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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT
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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *
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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT
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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *
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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* DOT IS CUTE
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* AND YAKKO YAKS
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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *
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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN
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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *
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* GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *
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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *
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* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY
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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE
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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *
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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE?
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *
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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *
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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *
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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *
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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y
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* EISENHOWER, MAMIE
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* ANIMANIACS
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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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[YAWNS]
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IS IT HOT IN HERE?
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I DEFINITELY FEEL WARM.
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OH, MY GOSH,
THERE'S A FIRE!
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FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
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AAH!
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I'M ON FIRE!
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PUT IT OUT!
PUT IT OUT!
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PUT IT OUT!
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WAIT A MINUTE.
I AM A FIRE.
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IMAGINE MY EMBARRASSMENT.
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I WISH SOMEONE WOULD
TELL ME THESE THINGS.
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I'M ALWAYS
THE LAST TO KNOW.
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HEY, WHOA THERE, FELLA.
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PUT ME DOWN.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
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OH, TAKING ME
ON A LITTLE TOUR
OF THE PLACE?
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I CAN DEAL WITH THAT.
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NICE PAD
YOU HAVE HERE.
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HEY,
NOT SO FAST, PAL.
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I'LL FALL OFF
THIS THING.
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SLOW DOWN.
SLOW DOWN!
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AAH! THAT'S BETTER.
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NOW WHERE
ARE WE GOING?
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UP THERE?
ARE YOU CRAZY?
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IT'S DARK UP THERE.
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COUNT ME OUT.
I'M SCARED
OF THE DARK.
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IF YOU'RE GOING
UP THERE, GO ALONE.
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HEY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
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I TOLD YOU
I DON'T WANT TO GO.
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TURN AROUND,
WILL YOU?
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GO BACK DOWN.
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I DON'T WANT
THE DARKNESS
TO GET ME.
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I'M SCARED
OF THE DARK.
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I'M SCARED--HUH?
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WHO TURNED ON
THE LIGHTS?
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OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I DID.
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WHERE DID
THE DARKNESS GO?
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OH, RAN DOWN
THE STAIRS, HUH?
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I SEE YOU
HIDING DOWN THERE.
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I GUESS I SHOWED YOU
WHO'S BOSS.
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NO STUPID OLD
DARKNESS IS GOING
TO SCARE ME.
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YEAH, YOU'RE NOTHING
BUT A BIG CHICKEN.
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OOH! OOH.
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WHOA! CHECK OUT
THIS PLACE.
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VERY IMPRESSIVE.
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SO WHAT ARE WE
DOING HERE?
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OH, YOU'RE A WRITER.
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BURNING
THE MIDNIGHT OIL, HUH?
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NO PROBLEM.
I'LL KEEP YOU COMPANY.
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HA HA HA!
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AHH, A COOL BREEZE.
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NICE.
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I WAS BORN TO DANCE.
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GET DOWN.
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WHOA!
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IT'S A TORNADO!
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BATTEN DOWN
THE HATCHES!
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HOIST
THE MIZZENMAST!
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SHUT THE WINDOW!
SHUT IT ALREADY!
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WHEW!
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WHOA!
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MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
WE'RE GOING DOWN!
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HUH?
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UH-OH!
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HEY, YOU GUYS,
ARE YOU CRAZY?
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KNOCK IT OFF!
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IT WASN'T MY FAULT,
HONEST.
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IT WAS MY EVIL COUSINS
WHO DID IT.
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BUT NEXT TIME,
BE MORE CAREFUL,
WILL YOU?
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MY RELATIVES
CAN'T BE TRUSTED.
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AHH!
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O.K. LET'S GET BACK
TO WORK HERE.
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YOU KEEP ON WRITING,
AND I'LL KEEP
THE DARKNESS AWAY.
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[CLOCK CHIMES 1:00]
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[CLOCK CHIMES 8:00]
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[YAWNS]
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AHH! FINISHED.
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AT LAST.
I KNEW HE COULD DO IT.
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LET'S SEE
WHAT YOU WROTE.
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"WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS
TO BE SELF-EVIDENT,
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"THAT ALL MEN
ARE CREATED EQUAL
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"AND THAT THEY
ARE ENDOWED
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"BY THEIR CREATOR
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"WITH CERTAIN
INALIENABLE RIGHTS...
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"THAT AMONG THESE ARE
LIFE, LIBERTY,
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AND THE PURSUIT
OF HAPPINESS."
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NOT BAD, JEFFERSON.
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SO WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO CALL THIS?
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THE DECLARATION
OF INDEPENDENCE.
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DRAFTED JULY 4, 1776.
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GLAD I COULD
SHED SOME LIGHT
ON THE SITUATION.
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GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
INDEPENDENCE
THING.
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[YAWNS]
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AS FOR ME,
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I'M GOING
TO TAKE THE REST
OF THE DAY OFF.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD
DO THE SAME.
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WE COULD CALL IT
A NATIONAL HOLIDAY.
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I GUESS
THEY TOOK MY ADVICE.
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WELL, CLASS, ARE YOU
READY FOR YOUR LESSONS?
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YES, MISS FLAMEEL.
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VERY WELL, THEN,
LET'S BEGIN.
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TODAY'S CATEGORIES ARE...
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PLEASE REMEMBER,
YOUR RESPONSES MUST BE
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IN THE FORM
OF A QUESTION.
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YAKKO, YOU'RE
REIGNING CHAMPION.
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PLEASE SELECT.
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I'LL TAKE
TV MOVIES FOR 100.
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[MISS FLAMEEL]
WAKKO.
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WHO IS
VALERIE BERTINELLI?
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THAT IS CORRECT.
SELECT AGAIN.
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O.K. I'LL TAKE
THE UNITED STATES FOR 500.
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WAKKO, YOU CAN WAGER ALL
OR PART OF YOUR MONEY.
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I'LL BLOW THE WAD.
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"IN THE CATEGORY
OF UNITED STATES,
THE ANSWER IS..."
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O.K.
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HERE GOES.
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* BATON ROUGE,
LOUISIANA *
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* INDIANAPOLIS,
INDIANA *
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* AND COLUMBUS IS
THE CAPITAL OF OHIO *
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* THERE'S MONTGOMERY,
ALABAMA *
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* SOUTH OF HELENA,
MONTANA *
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* THEN THERE'S DENVER, COLORADO
AND BOISE, IDAHO *
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* TEXAS HAS AUSTIN,
THEN WE GO NORTH *
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* TO MASSACHUSETTS, BOSTON
AND ALBANY, NEW YORK *
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* TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA,
AND WASHINGTON, D.C. *
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* SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO,
AND NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE *
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ELVIS USED TO HANG OUT
THERE A LOT, YOU KNOW.
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* TRENTON'S IN NEW JERSEY
NORTH OF JEFFERSON, MISSOURI *
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* YOU GOT RICHMOND
IN VIRGINIA *
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* SOUTH DAKOTA
HAS PIERRE *
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* HARRISBURG'S
IN PENNSYLVANIA *
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* AND AUGUSTA'S
UP IN MAINE *
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* AND HERE IS
PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND *
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* NEXT TO DOVER, DELAWARE
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* CONCORD, NEW HAMPSHIRE,
JUST A QUICK JAUNT *
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* TO MONTPELIER,
WHICH IS UP IN VERMONT *
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* HARTFORD'S IN CONNECTICUT,
SO PRETTY IN THE FALL *
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* AND KANSAS HAS TOPEKA,
MINNESOTA HAS ST. PAUL *
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* JUNEAU'S IN ALASKA *
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* AND THERE'S LINCOLN
IN NEBRASKA *
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* AND IT'S RALEIGH OUT
IN NORTH CAROLINA AND THEN *
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* THERE'S MADISON,
WISCONSIN *
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* AND OLYMPIA
IN WASHINGTON *
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* PHOENIX, ARIZONA
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* AND LANSING,
MICHIGAN *
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* HERE'S HONOLULU *
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* HAWAII'S A JOY *
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* JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI
AND SPRINGFIELD, ILLINOIS *
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* SOUTH CAROLINA
WITH COLUMBIA DOWN THE WAY *
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* AND ANNAPOLIS IN MARYLAND
ON CHESAPEAKE BAY *
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THEY HAVE WONDERFUL
CLAM CHOWDER.
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* CHEYENNE IS IN WYOMING
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* AND PERHAPS YOU MAKE
YOUR HOME IN SALT LAKE CITY *
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* OUT IN UTAH
WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM *
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* ATLANTA'S
DOWN IN GEORGIA *
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* AND THERE'S BISMARCK,
NORTH DAKOTA *
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* AND YOU CAN LIVE
IN FRANKFORT *
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* IN YOUR OLD
KENTUCKY HOME *
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* SALEM IN OREGON
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* FROM THERE WE JOIN
LITTLE ROCK IN ARKANSAS *
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* IOWA'S GOT DES MOINES *
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* SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA
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* OKLAHOMA AND ITS CITY
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* CHARLESTON, WEST VIRGINIA,
AND NEVADA, CARSON CITY *
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* THAT'S ALL THE CAPITALS
THERE ARE **
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[BUZZER]
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HUH?
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OH, I'M SO SORRY.
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YOU FAILED
TO PUT YOUR RESPONSE
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IN THE FORM
OF A QUESTION.
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* ORPHANED IN A SWAMP
IN MISSISSIPPI *
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* RAISED BY A CAJUN COUPLE
IN A TEPEE *
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* THE BIGGEST PAPOOSE
THAT YOU EVER DID SEE *
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* HE WAS FULL-GROWN
WHEN HE WAS ONLY 3 *
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* DAVY, DAVY OMELETTE
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* MIGHTY LARGE
FRONTIERSMAN **
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OOH-WHEE, DAVY,
WAGON TRAIN ATTACK.
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UH, BEGGIN' YOUR PARDON,
MA'AM, BUT WHAT HAPPENED?
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A GRIZZLY BEAR
DONE AMBUSHED US.
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WELL, MA'AM,
STOP ROCKIN'
YOURSELF SILLY.
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YOUR TROUBLES ARE OVER.
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YOU SEE, THIS HERE'S
DAVY, DAVY OMELETTE,
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MIGHTY LARGE
FRONTIERSMAN.
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THAT'S
A PECULIAR NAME.
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IT'S CAJUN, NAMED
AFTER A FRENCH EGG DISH.
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I KNOW WHAT
AN OMELETTE IS!
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I'M TALKING
ABOUT DAVY.
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THAT'S SHORT
FOR DAVIDSON.
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Y'ALL CAN
COME ON OUT!
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DAVY OMELETTE'S
HERE!
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DAVY OMELETTE?
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HE WRASTLED
A 6-TON BULL MOOSE
TO HIS KNEES
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AND HUNG LONG JOHNS
TO DRY ON ITS ANTLERS.
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00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:20,234
HE ROPED A RABID COYOTE
WITH A BOLT OF LIGHTNING,
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TAMED HIM, AND TAUGHT HIM
TO EAT GRASS.
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DAVY OMELETTE?
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I HEARD TELL
HE'S A CHICKEN.
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THEM'S LIES
YOU'RE TELLING, BOY.
237
00:13:28,968 --> 00:13:30,968
BETTER STOP SPREADING
TALL TALES.
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GO BACK EAST!
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HE'S A CHICKEN,
I TELL YA!
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A GIANT CHICKEN!
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[GRRR]
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[GRRR]
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00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,300
[GRRR]
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AAH!
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00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,834
[WHIMPERING]
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00:13:58,133 --> 00:14:00,133
HOO!
DID YOU SEE THAT?
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00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:02,567
DAVY OMELETTE
GRINNED DOWN A BEAR.
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00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:03,501
YAHOO!
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00:14:03,501 --> 00:14:05,234
YIPPEE!
250
00:14:05,234 --> 00:14:06,734
YEE-HAW!
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00:14:06,734 --> 00:14:08,234
YEE-HAW!
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00:14:08,234 --> 00:14:10,634
WOO HAH!
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HA-HUH-HA!
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00:14:33,601 --> 00:14:35,100
DID YOU
HEAR THAT?
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00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:38,367
SOMEBODY
JUST LAUGHED
LIKE A CHICKEN.
256
00:14:41,501 --> 00:14:44,434
WELL, I'LL BE
A SWAY-BACKED MARSUPIAL.
257
00:14:44,434 --> 00:14:45,868
HE IS A CHICKEN.
258
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I TOLD YOU
HE'S A CHICKEN.
259
00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:51,400
HEY, BEAR,
COME ON BACK FOR SUPPER!
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WE'RE HAVING
PIONEER CHICKEN!
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[GRRR]
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[BUCK]
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[GRRR]
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00:14:57,968 --> 00:14:59,467
[BUCK-BUCK]
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* YOU WEAR A DISGUISE
TO LOOK LIKE HUMAN GUYS *
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00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:04,834
* BUT YOU'RE NOT A MAN *
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00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:11,434
* YOU'RE A CHICKEN BOO **
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NOVEMBER, 1863,
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00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:36,367
AND THE UNION
HAS BEEN RIPPED ASUNDER
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00:15:36,367 --> 00:15:39,968
BY TWO YEARS
OF CIVIL WAR.
271
00:15:54,968 --> 00:15:57,968
AS THE COUNTRY SEEKS
TO HEAL ITS WOUNDS,
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00:15:57,968 --> 00:15:59,968
A TRAIN CARRYING
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
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00:15:59,968 --> 00:16:01,467
WINDS ITS WAY NORTH
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00:16:01,467 --> 00:16:03,334
TO THE BATTLEFIELD
AT GETTYSBURG.
275
00:16:03,334 --> 00:16:05,901
ONCE THERE,
THE PRESIDENT MUST MAKE
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00:16:05,901 --> 00:16:08,934
THE MOST IMPORTANT
SPEECH OF HIS CAREER.
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00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:14,067
IF I CAN JUST
COME UP WITH AN OPENING...
278
00:16:18,434 --> 00:16:21,434
ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY
CAN DO FOR YOU...
279
00:16:21,434 --> 00:16:24,934
NOPE. WE HAVE NOTHING
TO FEAR BUT FEAR ITSELF.
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00:16:24,934 --> 00:16:26,133
NAH!
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00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:27,934
ICH BIN EIN
GETTYSBURGER.
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00:16:27,934 --> 00:16:29,501
NO.
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00:16:29,501 --> 00:16:31,000
PEOPLE OF GETTYSBURG,
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00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,567
HI, I'M PRESIDENT LINCOLN.
285
00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:35,234
SO HOW ABOUT
THOSE YANKEES, HUH?
286
00:16:35,234 --> 00:16:36,634
OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE.
287
00:16:36,634 --> 00:16:38,200
OH, I GIVE UP.
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00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,133
I CAN'T EVEN WRITE
A SIMPLE SPEECH.
289
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:42,667
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
290
00:16:44,234 --> 00:16:46,067
YES, WHAT IS IT?
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00:16:48,968 --> 00:16:50,367
WHOA!
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00:16:50,367 --> 00:16:52,701
* LINCOLN, LINCOLN,
WE'VE BEEN THINKIN' *
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00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:54,467
* WOULD YOU, COULD YOU
THINK OF INKIN'? *
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00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:56,334
* WE REQUEST
ON OUR BEHALF *
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00:16:56,334 --> 00:16:58,734
* THAT YOU GIVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH **
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00:16:59,934 --> 00:17:01,267
WHO ARE YOU?
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00:17:01,267 --> 00:17:03,267
WE'RE THE WARNER BROS.
298
00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:04,834
AND THE WARNER SISTER.
299
00:17:04,834 --> 00:17:06,801
I'M THE CUTE ONE.
300
00:17:08,534 --> 00:17:11,601
IS THERE SOMETHING
I CAN DO FOR YOU?
301
00:17:11,601 --> 00:17:14,100
ABE--MIND ME
CALLING YOU ABE?
302
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,100
NO.
303
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,100
TIMMY?
304
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,100
YES.
305
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,334
HOW ABOUT DIANE?
306
00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:19,501
ABE WILL DO.
307
00:17:19,501 --> 00:17:21,501
IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU WANT?
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00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:24,734
SIGN OUR
PEOPLE WITH BEARDS
AUTOGRAPH BOOK.
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00:17:24,734 --> 00:17:27,434
I SUPPOSE THERE'D BE
NO HARM IN THAT.
310
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,601
NOW, WHERE
SHOULD I SIGN?
311
00:17:30,601 --> 00:17:33,968
RIGHT NEXT
TO ATTILA THE HUN
FOR CONTRAST.
312
00:17:33,968 --> 00:17:35,868
THERE.
313
00:17:35,868 --> 00:17:37,367
GEE, THANKS.
MR. LINCOLN.
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00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:38,534
MY PLEASURE.
315
00:17:38,534 --> 00:17:41,968
NOW,
RUN ALONG, KIDS.
I HAVE WORK TO DO.
316
00:17:41,968 --> 00:17:44,701
YOU'VE BEEN WORKING
ON THE RAILROAD?
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00:17:44,701 --> 00:17:47,334
WHOA!
318
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,934
* HE'S BEEN WORKIN'
ON THE RAILROAD *
319
00:17:49,934 --> 00:17:52,801
* ALL THE LIVELONG
DAY *
320
00:17:52,801 --> 00:17:54,934
* HE'S BEEN WORKIN'
ON THE RAILROAD *
321
00:17:54,934 --> 00:17:57,767
* JUST TO PASS
THE TIME AWAY **
322
00:17:57,767 --> 00:18:00,834
HONESTLY,
I NEED TO BE
LEFT ALONE.
323
00:18:00,834 --> 00:18:03,767
I HAVE TO COME UP
WITH MY ADDRESS.
324
00:18:03,767 --> 00:18:06,234
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE.
325
00:18:06,234 --> 00:18:08,801
NOT MY STREET ADDRESS.
MY ADDRESS--
326
00:18:08,801 --> 00:18:11,801
MY SPEECH I'M SUPPOSED
TO GIVE AT GETTYSBURG.
327
00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:14,100
I CAN'T SEEM
TO WRITE IT.
328
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:17,267
WHY SO TENSE?
BETTER CUT DOWN
ON CAFFEINE.
329
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:20,100
AND RELAX.
WE'LL HELP YOU
WRITE THE SPEECH.
330
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:23,734
IF I COULD JUST COME UP
WITH A GREAT OPENING.
331
00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:24,901
NO PROB.
332
00:18:24,901 --> 00:18:27,000
WE KNOW SOME
GRAND OPENINGS.
333
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,334
FRIENDS, ROMANS,
GETTYSBURGERS...
334
00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:31,167
LEND ME YOUR EARS.
335
00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:32,234
NAH.
336
00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:34,767
YOU'RE ENTERING
ANOTHER DIMENSION...
337
00:18:34,767 --> 00:18:37,901
A DIMENSION OF SIGHT
AND OF SOUND.
338
00:18:37,901 --> 00:18:40,767
THAT SIGN POST UP AHEAD--
GETTYSBURG.
339
00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:42,634
I DON'T THINK SO.
340
00:18:42,634 --> 00:18:45,167
THEN HOW ABOUT THIS
OPENING?
341
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,200
* I'M LANKY *
342
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,133
* AND FRANKLY
343
00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:48,534
* THIS WAR HAS
GOT ME CRANKY *
344
00:18:48,534 --> 00:18:50,067
* I'M PROUD
TO BE A YANKEE *
345
00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:51,834
* HOW YA' DOIN',
GETTYSBURG? **
346
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:53,367
I'M AFRAID NOT.
347
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:54,767
IT'S NO USE.
348
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,868
AHH! I GIVE UP.
349
00:18:57,868 --> 00:19:00,934
LIGHTEN UP.
WHAT KIND OF TALK
IS THAT
350
00:19:00,934 --> 00:19:04,300
FROM A MAN
WHO CHOPPED DOWN
A CHERRY TREE...
351
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:05,734
NEVER TOLD A LIE...
352
00:19:05,734 --> 00:19:09,133
AND THREW A DOLLAR
ACROSS THE RIVER?
353
00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:11,701
THAT'S
GEORGE WASHINGTON,
A GREAT PRESIDENT.
354
00:19:11,701 --> 00:19:15,067
I'M AFRAID I'LL BE
KNOWN FOR NOTHING.
355
00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:17,501
NONSENSE. JUST
STICK WITH US, PAL.
356
00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:20,467
ONE DAY THEY'LL NAME
A TUNNEL AFTER YOU...
357
00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:22,968
PUT YOUR FACE
ON A PENNY.
358
00:19:22,968 --> 00:19:25,200
TAKE 40% OFF MATTRESSES
ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.
359
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,634
AS LONG AS
THEY DON'T NAME
360
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:30,601
A SAVINGS
AND LOAN AFTER ME.
361
00:19:30,601 --> 00:19:33,601
YOU CAN'T GIVE UP
WITHOUT A FIGHT.
362
00:19:33,601 --> 00:19:35,033
WE'RE
COUNTING ON YOU.
363
00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:36,701
THIS SPEECH IS IMPORTANT.
364
00:19:36,701 --> 00:19:39,200
YOU HAVE TO HEAL
THIS COUNTRY
365
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,267
AND BRING IT TOGETHER
BECAUSE--
366
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:45,234
YOU MIGHT WANT
TO TAKE NOTES.
I'M ON A ROLL.
367
00:19:45,234 --> 00:19:48,300
BECAUSE FOUR SCORE
AND SEVEN YEARS AGO--
368
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:51,234
THAT'S 87 YEARS AGO
FOR THOSE KEEPING SCORE--
369
00:19:51,234 --> 00:19:54,234
OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH
ON THIS CONTINENT
370
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:56,734
A NEW NATION
CONCEIVED IN LIBERTY
371
00:19:56,734 --> 00:19:58,100
AND DEDICATED
TO THE PROPOSITION
372
00:19:58,100 --> 00:20:01,234
THAT ALL PEOPLE
SHOULD HAVE
A BALANCED DIET,
373
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,434
INCLUDING DING-DONGS,
HO-HOS--
374
00:20:03,434 --> 00:20:04,601
HO-HOS?
375
00:20:04,601 --> 00:20:07,200
FEEL FREE
TO CHANGE ANY OF THIS.
376
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:10,667
FOUR SCORE
AND SEVEN YEARS AGO,
377
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,667
OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH
ON THIS CONTINENT
378
00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:16,033
A NEW NATION
CONCEIVED IN LIBERTY
379
00:20:16,033 --> 00:20:18,067
AND DEDICATED
TO THE PROPOSITION
380
00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:21,267
THAT ALL MEN
ARE CREATED EQUAL.
381
00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:23,534
NICE REWRITE.
382
00:20:23,534 --> 00:20:26,467
WE RESOLVE THAT
THIS NATION, UNDER GOD,
383
00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:28,934
SHALL HAVE A NEW BIRTH
OF FREEDOM
384
00:20:28,934 --> 00:20:31,968
AND THAT GOVERNMENT
OF THE PEOPLE,
385
00:20:31,968 --> 00:20:33,467
BY THE PEOPLE,
386
00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:34,901
FOR THE PEOPLE
387
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:38,133
SHALL NOT PERISH
FROM THE EARTH.
388
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:49,434
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
389
00:20:51,901 --> 00:20:56,934
CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION,
A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P.
390
00:20:56,934 --> 00:21:00,000
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
391
00:21:05,934 --> 00:21:08,000
CIAO, AMERICA!
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