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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *
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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *
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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *
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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS *
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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *
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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *
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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT
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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *
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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT
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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *
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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* DOT IS CUTE
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* AND YAKKO YAKS
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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *
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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN
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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *
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* GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *
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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *
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* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY
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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE
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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *
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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE?
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *
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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *
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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *
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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *
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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y
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* PINKY AND THE BRAINY
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* ANIMANIACS
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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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GEE, BRAIN, WHAT DO
YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT?
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SAME THING WE DO
EVERY NIGHT--
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TRY TO TAKE OVER
THE WORLD.
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* THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN *
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* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN
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* ONE IS A GENIUS
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* THE OTHER'S INSANE *
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* THEY'RE LABORATORY MICE *
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* THEIR GENES
HAVE BEEN SPLICED *
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* THEY'RE DINKY *
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* THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN *
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* BRAIN, BRAIN,
BRAIN, BRAIN **
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AT THE DAWN
OF THE 20TH CENTURY,
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RUSSIAN SCIENTIST
IVAN PAVLOV
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TRAINED ANIMALS
THROUGH HIS TECHNIQUE
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OF "CONDITIONED REFLEX."
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TIME TO EARN YOUR DINNER,
MY LITTLE MOUSEY FRIENDS.
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[GONG]
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* I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT,
SHORT AND STOUT *
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* THIS IS MY HANDLE,
THIS IS MY SPOUT *
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* WHEN I GET ALL STEAMED UP,
HEAR ME SHOUT *
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* TIP ME OVER
AND POUR ME OUT **
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EXCELLENT!
SPLENDID!
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HA HA HA HA!
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EGAD, BRAIN, I COULD WATCH
YOU DO THAT DANCE ALL DAY!
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HA HA! NARF!
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YOU HAVE WATCHED IT
ALL DAY, PINKY.
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61 TIMES.
IT'S A CONDITIONED REFLEX
TO THAT GONG.
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I'M POWERLESS TO STOP IT.
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NEXT!
[DING-A-LING]
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NARF!
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NARF!
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WONDERFUL!
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REALLY KEEN!
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WHATCHA DOING
OVER THERE?
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CONTEMPLATING
YOUR AFTERLIFE, PINKY.
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WELL, GOOD NIGHT,
MY LITTLE FRIENDS.
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I HOPE YOU DREAM
OF CHEESE.
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AT LAST. HE'S GONE.
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NOW WE CAN BEGIN OUR
CONQUEST OF THE WORLD.
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BEHOLD MY LATEST
CREATION, PINKY.
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THE VACUUM-O-NATER!
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IT USES REVERSE AIR PRESSURE
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TO VACUUM
EVERYTHING TOWARD IT.
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ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
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UH, YEAH, BRAIN.
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BUT WHERE ARE WE GONNA
FIND RUBBER PANTS OUR SIZE?
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NO, PINKY.
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WE'RE GOING TO USE
THE VACUUM-O-NATER
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TO STEAL RUSSIA'S
CROWN JEWELS!
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NARF! GENIUS, BRAIN!
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TURN IT OFF, PINKY!
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OH. RIGHT-O!
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ZORT! OOH!
WILD HAIR-DO, BRAIN!
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HA HA! I LIKE IT.
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NOW I FEEL CLEANSED.
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BUT, BRAIN, AREN'T
THE CROWN JEWELS
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ALWAYS GUARDED
BY GIANT COSSACKS?
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DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE GUARDS,
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FOR TONIGHT, PINKY,
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AT PRECISELY 1 A.M.,
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THERE'S A TOTAL
LUNAR ECLIPSE.
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THE EARTH'S SHADOW
WILL COMPLETELY
COVER THE MOON
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BLACKING OUT
ST. PETERSBURG
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FOR A PERIOD
OF 30 SECONDS.
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IN THAT BRIEF TIME,
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WE'LL SNEAK PAST
THE CZAR'S GUARDS
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AND STEAL
THE CROWN JEWELS,
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FOR HE WHO CONTROLS
THE JEWELS,
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CONTROLS
MOTHER RUSSIA.
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I THOUGHT
YOUR MOTHER'S NAME
WAS DESIREE.
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SOON, PINKY,
I WILL RULE RUSSIA.
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SO FROM NOW ON,
CALL ME CZAR.
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RIGHT-O, BRAIN.
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EEK! CZAR BRAIN.
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COME ALONG, PINKY.
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CONQUEST AWAITS.
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[GONG]
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* I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT,
SHORT AND STOUT *
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* THIS IS MY HANDLE,
THIS IS MY SPOUT *
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* WHEN I GET ALL STEAMED UP,
HEAR ME SHOUT *
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* TIP ME OVER
AND POUR ME OUT **
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THAT WAS FUN,
CZAR BRAIN!
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LET'S GIVE IT ANOTHER GO.
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ONLY THIS TIME
WITH FEELING.
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[DING-A-LING-LING]
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NO, PINKY. NOT NOW!
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NARF!
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NARF!
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NARF!
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THAT WAS UNPLEASANT.
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THERE IT IS, PINKY.
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THE CZAR'S
WINTER PALACE,
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WHERE THE CROWN
JEWELS AWAIT.
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WE'RE OFF!
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WE MADE IT
INSIDE, BRAIN.
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CZAR BRAIN.
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CZAR BRAIN.
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YES, PINKY.
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THERE ARE FLEETING MOMENTS
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WHEN I EVEN AMAZE MYSELF.
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[LAUGHTER]
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WHO ELSE BUT ME,
THE CZAR,
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WOULD THINK TO HAVE
AN ECLIPSE PARTY?
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IN A FEW MINUTES,
IT'LL BE TOTALLY
DARK AND SCARY.
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OOOOOH!
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BUT DON'T
ANYONE TOUCH ME.
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I HAVE COOTIES.
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[LAUGHTER]
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BEHOLD THE CROWN JEWELS
OF MOTHER RUSSIA, PINKY.
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WORLD CONQUEST
WILL SOON BE OURS.
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NOW, BRAIN?
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NOT YET.
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WAIT FOR THE
TOTAL ECLIPSE.
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OOH!
OOH!
OOH!
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COMPLETE DARKNESS,
PINKY.
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START THE
VACUUM-O-NATER NOW!
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[GONG]
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[DING-A-LING]
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* I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT,
SHORT AND STOUT *
NARF!
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* THIS IS MY HANDLE, NARF!
THIS IS MY SPOUT *
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* WHEN I GET
ALL STEAMED UP,
HEAR ME SHOUT *
NARF!
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* TIP ME OVER
AND POUR ME OUT **
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NARF!
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NARF!
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THUS ENDS MY TOTAL
ECLIPSE OF THE MOON.
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WHAT?
THE ECLIPSE IS OVER?
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NARF! WHAT HAPPENED,
BRAIN?
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ZORT! I MEAN, CZAR BRAIN.
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WE FAILED AGAIN,
PINKY,
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BUT JUST WAIT UNTIL
TOMORROW NIGHT.
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WHY?
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WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO THEN?
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WHAT ELSE? TRY TO
TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
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* THEY'RE DINKY *
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* THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN **
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NARF!
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* CHICKEN BOO
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* WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU? *
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* YOU DON'T ACT
LIKE THE OTHER CHICKENS DO *
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* YOU WEAR A DISGUISE
TO LOOK LIKE HUMAN GUYS *
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* BUT YOU'RE NOT A MAN *
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* YOU'RE A CHICKEN BOO **
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ARE YOU DECENT?
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WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE
THE TOAST OF NEW YORK?
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RUMOR HAS IT
YOU DEFECTED
FROM YOUR COUNTRY
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TO JOIN THE NYC BALLET.
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RUMOR ALSO HAS IT
YOU'RE A GIANT CHICKEN.
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HOW DARE YOU INSULT
THE GREAT BOO-RYSHNIKOV
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BEFORE HIS BALLET!
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AWAY, OR I'LL
LEAP AND KICK YOU
WITH MY BONY TOES!
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HA HA HA!
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YOU, A GIANT CHICKEN?
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OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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YOU ARE THE BEST DANCER
I HAVE EVER SEEN.
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BUK, BUK, BUK, BUK, BUK...
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BUK-AAH!
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[ORCHESTRA PLAYING
SWAN LAKE]
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OHH!
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[GASPS]
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HE'S A CHICKEN!
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A CHICKEN!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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[AUDIENCE GASPS]
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IT'S TRUE!
HE'S A GIANT CHICKEN!
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BOO!
BOO!
BOO!
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GET OUT OF HERE!
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PLEASE
CONTROL YOURSELVES!
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I DID NOT KNOW
HE WAS POULTRY!
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CHEAT!
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I'M TELLING
THE TALK SHOWS!
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[CLUCKING]
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YOU ARE THE WORST DANCER
I HAVE EVER SEEN!
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* YOU WEAR A DISGUISE
TO LOOK LIKE HUMAN GUYS *
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* BUT YOU'RE NOT A MAN *
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* YOU'RE A CHICKEN BOO **
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IN 1916,
THE RUSSIAN EMPIRE
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WAS RULED
BY CZAR NICHOLAS II,
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THE LAST IN LINE
OF THE GREAT LEADERS
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AND NOT SO GREAT LEADERS.
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BUT BEHIND THE SCENES,
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THE EVIL MONK RASPUTIN
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WAS CONTROLLING THE CZAR
WITH HYPNOTISM.
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RASPUTIN FORCED THE CZAR
TO DO WHATEVER HE WANTED,
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EVEN THE MOST VILE
OF ACTS.
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* I REALLY LIKE RASPUTIN
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* 'CAUSE I DON'T REALIZE *
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* I ONLY LIKE RASPUTIN
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* 'CAUSE I AM HYPNOTIZED **
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HEY!
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WHY, RASPUTIN.
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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WE WERE DISCUSSING
MY RAISE, YOUR HIGHNESS.
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WE WERE?
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I GAVE YOU
A RAISE YESTERDAY.
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YOU WANT TO GIVE ME
ANOTHER RAISE,
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AND, UH, A PUPPY.
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YES.
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YES!
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WHY, RASPUTIN,
THERE YOU ARE.
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I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR YOU.
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I WANT TO GIVE YOU
ANOTHER RAISE AND...
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A PUPPY.
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IF YOU INSIST,
KIND CZAR.
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BY CONTROLLING THE CZAR,
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RASPUTIN HAD ABSOLUTE AUTHORITY
OVER ALL DECISIONS
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AFFECTING
THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT.
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[PANTING]
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I APPOINT YOU
SECRETARY OF CHEESE,
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YOU, KEEPER
OF THE LINT,
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AND AS FOR YOU,
KISS MY PUPPY.
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AAAHHH!
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HE LIKES YOU.
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NOW, TAKE HIM POTTY.
BYE-BYE.
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* LA LA LA LA LA LA
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* LA LA LA LA LA LA *
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WHY, HE'S INSANE.
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CZAR, RASPUTIN
IS MAD.
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HE'S RUINING THE COUNTRY.
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YOU MUST FIRE HIM.
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I LIKE HIM.
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YOU HAVE A PUPPY
ON YOUR NOSE.
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YES, IT SEEMED EVERYONE WAS
POWERLESS AGAINST RASPUTIN,
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UNTIL ONE DAY...
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OH, MY TOOTH,
MY TOOTH.
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00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:16,734
OH, WHAT IS TAKING
THE ROYAL DENTISTS SO LONG?
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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AT LAST!
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* IF YOUR LITTLE
TOOTHY'S ACHING *
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* AND YOU'RE
LOW ON DOUGH *
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* USE THE FRIENDLY
CREDIT DENTIST *
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* CALLED DR. YAKKO *
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SE HABLA ESPA�OL.
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OHHH!
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PLEASE! THE PAIN!
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YOU MUST HELP ME.
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NOW YOU
JUST RELAX.
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DON'T WORRY
ABOUT A THING.
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PREP THE PATIENT.
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[GASPS]
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THAT'S PREPPY.
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MAYBE I'LL GET
ANOTHER DENTIST.
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DON'T BE
NERVOUS, KID.
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DR. YAKKO'S
THE MOST GENTLE DENTIST
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IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
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IT'S JUST THE DRILL
THAT HURTS.
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ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE REAL DENTISTS?
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TO BE HONEST,
DENTISTRY'S JUST A HOBBY.
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WE'RE ACTUALLY
PROFESSIONAL SHRINERS.
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OHHHH!
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SLOW DOWN!
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WHY? EVERYONE ELSE
IS RUSSIAN HERE.
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[RIMSHOT]
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I DON'T WRITE 'EM.
I JUST SAY 'EM.
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SHRINERS, HALT.
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WHOA!
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THERE. WE'RE READY,
DR. YAKKO.
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OPEN.
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OH, MY.
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OH, MY, MY.
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EWW!
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OH, THE HUMANITY.
OH, THE HUMANITY.
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GO AWAY!
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RASPUTIN.
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I CHANGED MY MIND.
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IT DOESN'T HURT AT ALL.
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00:15:51,801 --> 00:15:53,234
I'M SORRY, PUMPKIN,
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00:15:53,234 --> 00:15:55,934
BUT THAT TOOTH
HAS TO COME OUT.
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WE'RE READY.
WE'RE READY.
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COME ON,
MR. SCAREDY MONK.
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00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:06,400
NO, NO, REALLY.
I FEEL GOOD.
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THE TOOTHACHE'S
ALL GONE.
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OW!
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WE'LL HAVE TO
DEADEN THE PAIN
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WITH A LITTLE
ANASTASIA.
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OBSCURE JOKE.
ASK YOUR PARENTS.
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00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:20,000
WAKKO, MY DENTAL
INSTRUMENT, PLEASE.
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[TOOT]
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HMM, FLAT.
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00:16:23,968 --> 00:16:25,601
AHH, HERE WE GO.
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00:16:25,601 --> 00:16:28,133
I REQUIRE THE AID
OF MY ASSISTANTS.
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[STRAINING]
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THAT TOOTH IS
REALLY IN THERE.
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LET'S TRY THE STRING.
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OLD-FASHIONED,
BUT IT JUST MIGHT WORK.
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ON THE COUNT
OF 3, PULL.
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00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,167
4!
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00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:47,400
[STRAINING]
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00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,434
[MUMBLING]
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00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,467
UH...
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00:16:56,467 --> 00:16:58,234
I'LL GET
THE DYNAMITE.
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00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,534
DYNAMITE?
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00:16:59,534 --> 00:17:01,267
AAH!
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00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,701
WAS IT SOMETHING
I SAID?
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00:17:04,701 --> 00:17:05,801
AAH!
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00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:09,534
WAIT UP,
MR. MONK MAN.
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00:17:09,534 --> 00:17:11,300
WE WANT TO HELP YOU.
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00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:20,033
I'LL HAVE THE CZAR
ARREST THOSE DENTISTS
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00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:22,801
AND GET ME
ANOTHER RAISE. CZAR!
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00:17:27,734 --> 00:17:29,167
THERE'S THE STRING.
339
00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:30,367
HOLD ON.
340
00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:32,167
I'M GOING IN.
341
00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:36,634
I GOT IT!
342
00:17:36,634 --> 00:17:38,834
SHRINERS, HALT!
343
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:51,567
IT'S A FEW MORE
THAN I WANTED,
344
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:53,000
BUT I'M PLEASED.
345
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000
WHAT HAPPENED?
346
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,501
RASPUTIN,
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
347
00:17:56,501 --> 00:17:58,501
THE LAST THING
I REMEMBER
348
00:17:58,501 --> 00:18:01,000
WAS YOU ASKING
FOR A RAISE.
349
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,033
SORRY, RASPUTIN,
NO RAISE.
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00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:08,367
ROOK INFRO MYRE EYES.
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00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:09,367
WHAT?
352
00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:13,434
I FRAID ROOK
INFRO MYRE EYES.
353
00:18:13,434 --> 00:18:15,467
I DON'T
UNDERSTAND YOU.
354
00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:19,434
I FRAID ROOK
INFRO MYRE EYES!
355
00:18:19,434 --> 00:18:22,267
DON'T TAKE
THAT TONE WITH ME.
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00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:25,300
RISTEN STO MYRE,
YOU STUPID CZAR.
357
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:27,234
HOW DARE YOU!
YOU'RE FIRED.
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00:18:27,234 --> 00:18:31,133
I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND
WHY I KEPT YOU AROUND
SO LONG.
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00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:32,667
GET OUT!
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00:18:34,334 --> 00:18:36,767
NO LONGER CAPABLE
OF HYPNOTIZING THE CZAR,
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00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:39,734
RASPUTIN WAS
BANISHED FOREVER,
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00:18:39,734 --> 00:18:42,234
AND THE CZAR WAS FREE
TO RULE RUSSIA
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00:18:42,234 --> 00:18:44,000
AS HE DARN WELL PLEASED.
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00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,934
I CAN'T THANK YOU
ENOUGH.
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00:18:45,934 --> 00:18:48,434
RUSSIA OWES YOU
A GREAT DEBT.
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00:18:48,434 --> 00:18:49,434
GOODBYE.
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00:18:49,434 --> 00:18:50,968
BYE-BYE, CZAR.
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00:18:51,934 --> 00:18:53,367
WHAT A NICE MAN.
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00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:56,934
I SEE NOTHING
BUT GOOD THINGS
IN HIS FUTURE.
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00:18:56,934 --> 00:18:59,434
OF COURSE,
I COULD BE WRONG.
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00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:07,767
I WILL GIVE YOU BONES.
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00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:10,434
BONES...BONES.
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00:19:10,434 --> 00:19:12,901
I MAY BE UGLY,
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00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:14,567
BUT I'M SMART.
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00:19:21,934 --> 00:19:23,434
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN.
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00:19:23,434 --> 00:19:25,167
TO MAKE
BIZARRE FACES?
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00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:27,267
TO ENCOURAGE CHILDREN
TO SEND CANDY?
378
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,767
NO. TIME TO LEARN
TODAY'S LESSON.
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00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:31,701
TO LEARN WHAT IT IS,
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00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:34,801
WE TURN TO
THE WHEEL OF MORALITY.
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00:19:34,801 --> 00:19:37,267
WHEEL OF MORALITY,
TURN, TURN, TURN.
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00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:40,634
TELL US THE LESSON
THAT WE SHOULD LEARN.
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00:19:40,634 --> 00:19:43,367
THE MORAL
OF TODAY'S STORY IS...
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00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:45,901
BRUSH YOUR TEETH
AFTER EVERY MEAL.
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00:19:45,901 --> 00:19:48,901
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
THE AMERICAN DENTAL
ASSOCIATION.
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00:19:48,901 --> 00:19:51,968
THAT MAKES ME FEEL
WARM AND SQUISHY.
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00:19:51,968 --> 00:19:54,000
EITHER THAT
OR I NEED DIAPERS.
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00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,267
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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00:19:55,267 --> 00:20:04,934
YIPE!
YIPE!
YIPE!
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00:20:32,133 --> 00:20:37,367
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
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CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION,
A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P.
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00:20:59,534 --> 00:21:02,200
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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LATHER.
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00:21:03,901 --> 00:21:04,901
RINSE.
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00:21:04,901 --> 00:21:05,934
REPEAT.
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