Original subtitles

* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *

* AND WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *

* SO JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX *

* YOU'LL LAUGH TILL YOU COLLAPSE *

* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

* COME JOIN THE WARNER BROTHERS *

* AND THE WARNER SISTER DOT *

* JUST FOR FUN WE RUN AROUND *

* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT

* THEY LOCK US IN THE TOWER *

* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT

* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE AND THEN VAMOOSE *

* AND NOW YOU KNOW THE PLOT *

* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

* DOT IS CUTE

* AND YAKKO YAKS

* WAKKO PACKS AWAY THE SNACKS *

* WHILE BILL CLINTON PLAYS THE SAX *

* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN

* WHO WANT TO RULE THE UNIVERSE *

* GOODFEATHERS FLOCK TOGETHER *

* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM WITH HER PURSE *

* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY

* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE

* THE WRITERS FLIPPED, WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *

* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE?

* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY CONTRACTS *

* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *

* THERE'S BALONEY IN OUR SLACKS *

* WE'RE ANIMANEE *

* TOTALLY INSANE-Y

* HERE'S THE SHOW'S NAME-Y *

* ANIMANIACS

* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER...

PLAYING THE PICCOLO IN THE MARCHING BAND.

PLAYING THE PIANO IN A MARCHING BAND.

[PLAYING CHOPSTICKS]

[BANGS KEYS]

[PLAYS LOONEY TUNES' THEME]

[BANGS KEYS]

[PLAYS ANIMANIACS' THEME]

[PLAYS SOUR NOTES]

ACH! TERRIBLE!

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, BEETHOVEN?

WHY CAN'T YOU WRITE A FOLLOW-UP

TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL FOURTH SYMPHONY?

WHAT?

I SAID, "WHY CAN'T YOU WRITE A FOLLOW-UP

TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL FOURTH SYMPHONY?"

I DON'T KNOW.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

GO AWAY, STUPID PEOPLE!

* WE'RE THE VON WARNER BROTHERS *

* UND THE VON WARNER SISTER, TOO *

* WE'RE CHIMNEY SWEEPS EXTRAORDINARE *

* WE'LL CLEAN YOUR FLUE FOR YOU **

LEAVE ME ALONE, STUPID, COMMON, EVERYDAY PEASANTS.

WE'RE NOT PHEASANTS. WE'RE NOT EVEN BIRDS.

I'LL GIVE YOU ONE. HERE.

HA! I CANNOT BE DISTURBED!

NOW, GO AWAY DISGUSTING CHILDREN.

I AM COMPOSING THE GREATEST SYMPHONY

IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

YOU YUCKY KIDS BOTHER ME.

BUT HOW DO YOU REALLY FEEL ABOUT US?

PLEH! PLEH! PLEH! PLEH!

HEY, CAN I PLAY YOUR HORN?

NO!

PUUU!

BLEH!

HEY, WHERE'S THIS BEEN?

IN MY EAR.

PLEH! PLEH! PLEH! PLEH!

THAT'S REVOLTING.

YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T BE PUTTING STUFF LIKE THAT

IN YOUR EAR.

YOU'LL GO DEAF.

I AM DEAF!

TOO LATE. TOO LATE. TOO LATE.

OH. UHH! YUHH!

HEY, WHAT ARE ALL THESE FUNNY MARKS ON THESE PAPERS?

THEY RESEMBLE CUTE, LITTLE SPOONS.

IT'S MUSIC.

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT,

DUMB, SIMPLE-MINDED GIRL.

[PLAYS CLASSICAL TUNE]

JUST A LITTLE THING I DO.

NOW, SEE HERE!

WHERE? WHERE? WHERE?

WHERE? WHERE? WHERE?

WHERE? WHERE? WHERE?

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

NO. HUM A FEW BARS.

I AM LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN,

WORLD-FAMOUS COMPOSER AND PIANIST.

YOU'RE A WHAT?

A PIANIST.

MMM-WA! GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.

BUT THAT IS WHAT I AM, A PIANIST.

THAT'S ENOUGH FROM YOU.

NOW WE'RE GOING TO CLEAN YOUR CHIMNEY.

IF YOUR LANGUAGE IS ANY INDICATION, IT MUST BE FILTHY.

UH-HUH. JUST AS I SUSPECTED.

DISGUSTING.

OOPS. LOOK AT THE TIME.

LUNCH! LUNCH! LUNCH!

VIENNA SAUSAGE.

HOW APROPOS.

[BELCH BEGINNING OF BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH SYMPHONY]

OOH! YOU DISGUSTING CHILDREN.

HOW CAN YOU EAT LUNCH?

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED WORKING?

WE'RE IN A UNION.

HEY, YOU WANT TO FILE A GRIEVANCE?

HERE'S THE PAPERWORK.

MANAGEMENT.

[PLAYING CHOPSTICKS]

[HUM BEGINNING OF FIFTH SYMPHONY]

[PLAYING CHOPSTICKS]

STOP THAT INFERNAL HUMMING.

[SOBBING]

I AM AT A LOSS.

WHAT YOU DO IS THE MOST INTERESTING THING IN THE WORLD.

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD EXPLAIN IT TO ME.

REALLY? OH, HEE!

WELL, IT'S QUITE COMPLICATED, YOU SEE,

BUT...A COMPOSER TRIES TO CAPTURE THE ESSENCE

OF LIFE THAT SURROUNDS US. YOU SEE?

A BRILLIANT COMPOSER, LIKE MYSELF,

WRITES MUSIC THAT EXPRESSES MY MOODS AND...

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

YOU DARE TO MAKE FUN OF THE GREAT BEETHOVEN?

OF COURSE NOT, MR. POTTY MOUTH.

YOU'RE TENSE. YOU NEED TO RELAX.

[WHISTLES]

* ANOTHER TUNE

* ANOTHER SONG

* BUT, OL' BEETHOVEN *

* SOMETHING'S WRONG *

* HE'S UNINSPIRED *

* HE'S VERY TIRED *

* HE'S WRITIN' HOOEY **

MMM-WA!

I HAVE HAD JUST ABOUT ALL I CAN TAKE FROM YOU!

SORRY. YOU'RE STILL A QUART LOW.

YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE SOME MORE.

I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR POUT,

BUT WE'VE GOT TO CHIMNEY SWEEP.

TO THE CHIMNEY.

FORWARD HO!

[HUM BEGINNING OF FIFTH SYMPHONY]

[HUM BEGINNING OF FIFTH SYMPHONY]

[PLAYING CHOPSTICKS]

AREN'T YOU DONE YET?

THAT'S IT. I HAVE HAD IT!

OOH-WHOA!

[HUM BEGINNING OF FIFTH SYMPHONY]

[HUM BEGINNING OF FIFTH SYMPHONY]

THAT'S A LOVELY FIRE.

OH!

WANT TO SEE OUR PET?

[ROAR]

[SNIFFING]

AAH!

[PLAYS A BOOGIE-WOOGIE]

WHY, YOU...

YOU...

WE'RE NOT YOU YOUS.

I'M A ME ME.

THAT'S A HE HE AND SHE SHE,

AND YOU'RE A PIANIST.

GET OUT!

AND STAY OUT!

THAT SCHMO WON'T AMOUNT TO ANYTHING.

[PLAYS BEGINNING OF FIFTH SYMPHONY]

THAT'S IT!

I AM A GENIUS!

[PLAYS BEGINNING OF FIFTH SYMPHONY]

WHOSE CHIMNEY'S NEXT ON THE LIST?

OH, NO!

NOT THAT VAN GOGH GROUCH AGAIN.

MAYBE A SUNFLOWER WILL CHEER HIM UP.

IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER...

FEEDING STRAY KITTENS IN THE PARK.

[MEOW] [MEOW]

FEEDING STRAY KITTENS IN THE PARK TO A BEAR.

[GRRR]

OH, MAESTRO STRADIVARIUS.

YOU BUILD THE BEST VIOLINS.

WHAT IS YOUR SECRET?

IT'S ALL IN THE STRINGS.

MOST VIOLIN CATGUT COMES FROM SHEEP,

BUT FOR MY VIOLIN STRINGS,

I USE 100% CATGUT

MADE FROM 100% MUSICAL CATS.

HA HA HA!

* SOMEWHERE

* I CAN HANG MY HAT

* SOMEWHERE

* FOR A DOG AND CAT

* SOMEWHERE

* JUST IMAGINE THAT

* WE'LL FIND A PLACE CALLED HOME *

[SIGHS]

* A PLACE

* WE'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR *

* A PLACE

* WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR *

* SO LONG

* WE'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR *

* SO LONG

* A PLACE CALLED HOME

OW!

* THEY DON'T SEE US *

* THEY'LL NEVER KNOW *

* BUT THEY COULD BE US

* LIKE THAT

* JUST LIKE THAT

* OUT HERE

* IN THE SHADOWS

* AND OUT HERE

* THERE'S A PROMISED LAND *

* OUT HERE

* WE'LL ALL UNDERSTAND *

* AND MAKE THIS PLACE OUR HOME *

* THIS PLACE OUR

* HOME *

YOU SING THE SWEETEST SONGS.

THAT AND A TOKEN

WILL GET US A RIDE ON THE SUBWAY.

THEY GOT SUBWAYS IN ITALY?

[SNIFFING]

HOLD THE PHONE.

[SNIFFING]

[SNIFFING]

SOMETHING'S FISHY HERE.

FISH? I LIKE FISH.

IT'S AN ACQUIRED TASTE, YOU KNOW.

LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE--

A CAT.

A CAT?

A CAT? WHERE'S A CAT?

[GRRR]

[SNIFFING]

I'LL TEAR HIM APART.

TEAR HIM APART. DEFINITELY.

[HISS]

OH, A FEISTY ONE.

I LIKE A CAT WITH GUTS.

HOW ABOUT SOME NICE, HOT FISH SOUP?

OOH.

EAT. ENJOY. MY HOME IS YOUR HOME.

[SNIFFING]

HI, RITA.

GET IN HERE.

[WHAM]

GEE, THANKS, RITA.

HEY, NICE DIGS. DEFINITELY NICE DIGS.

YEAH. THESE ARE-- THESE ARE DIGS.

[SNIFFING]

AHH.

MMM. MAHI-MAHI.

YES.

MAGNIFICO.

ANOTHER BEAUTY.

SOON WE MAKE BEAUTIFUL MUSIC TOGETHER.

EH, CAT?

�D>

[SNORING]

WAKE UP, DOG.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

HUH?

GOOD DOG.

NOW...FETCH.

[ARF ARF]

DUMB ANIMAL.

IT'S JUST US NOW.

KITTY WANT TO PLAY?

IT'S YARN,

A NICE BALL OF WONDERFUL YARN.

I'M A SUCKER FOR WOOL.

[MEOW]

[PURRING]

[MEOW]

GET THE BALL. GOT TO GET THE BALL.

GOT TO GET THE BALL.

OH, BOY. BALLS. LOTS OF BALLS.

THESE ARE DEFINITELY BALLS.

CRAZY DOG, LOOK WHAT YOU DO

TO MY NICE, RIPE TOMATOES.

LOOK AT ME.

I'M JUST HANGING AROUND.

WHAT IS THIS?

THAT DOG'S NOT AS DUMB AS I THOUGHT.

SO, YOU LIKE THE GAME, DO YOU?

LET'S SEE YOU FETCH THIS ONE.

[ARF ARF]

STUPID MUTT.

[GRRR]

LET GO.

ARRR!

I SAID, LET GO!

HEE HEE HEE!

HA HA HA HA!

FETCH!

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, BOY?

GO.

[ARF ARF]

AND HAVE A NICE LIFE, MUTT.

NOW TO STRING THAT VIOLIN.

LIFE IS GOOD.

[PURRING]

[MEOW]

I'LL TELL ABOUT THE CAT AND THE FIDDLE.

HEY, DIDDLE DIDDLE, THE CAT AND THE FIDDLE,

[ARF ARF ARF]

IMPOSSIBLE.

[ARF ARF ARF]

GO AWAY!

THERE'S THE BALL.

I SEE THE BALL.

PREPARE TO MAKE BEAUTIFUL MUSIC.

OH, DOOR'S TOO SMALL, DEFINITELY TOO SMALL.

WELL, HERE GOES NOTHING.

1, 2, 4...

GO!

I SEE THE BALL.

[ARF]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[CRASH]

OH, RUNT.

I FOUND IT.

GET OUT.

BOTH OF YOU, GET OUT!

I, UH, I GUESS WE BETTER GO.

GEE, I--I MESSED THINGS UP, HUH?

YEP. DEFINITELY MESSED THINGS UP.

OH, FORGET ABOUT IT.

THAT GUY WAS A YUTZ.

YEAH. I LIKED HIM, TOO.

* OUT HERE

* IN THE SHADOWS AND

* OUT HERE

* IS A PROMISED LAND

* OUT HERE

* AS THE DAY IS LONG

* WE'LL FIND OURSELVES A HOME *

* A PLACE CALLED

* HOME *

GEE, RITA. YOU'RE DEFINITELY A GOOD DOG.

DEFINITELY. DEFINITELY A GOOD DOG.

WOOF.

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CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993 WARNER BROS. ANIMATION,

A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P.

* CLAP ON

* CLAP OFF

* CLAP ON, CLAP OFF

* SHOW'S OVER **

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