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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *
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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *
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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *
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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS *
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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *
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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *
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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT
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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *
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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT
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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *
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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* DOT IS CUTE
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* AND YAKKO YAKS
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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *
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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN
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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *
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* GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *
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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *
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* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY
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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE
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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *
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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE?
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *
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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *
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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *
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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *
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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y
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* HERE'S THE SHOW'S NAMEY *
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* ANIMANIACS
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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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UH, MAY I
HELPS YOUS?
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I'M HERE TO SEE
THE CHAIRMAN.
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I AM MISS FLAMEEL,
THE NEW
STUDIO TEACHER.
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YOU MUST BE NEW,
BECAUSE I AIN'T NEVER
SEEN YOU BEFORE.
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AIN'T NEVER?
THAT'S A DOUBLE
NEGATIVE.
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GRAMMAR,
GRAMMAR, GRAMMAR,
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I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO GIVE YOU AN "F."
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BOY, MY FOLKS ARE
GOING TO KILL ME.
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MISS FLAMEEL,
I'VE HIRED YOU
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BECAUSE YOU'RE
A FINE TEACHER,
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BUT MOSTLY
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BECAUSE YOU'RE A VERY
STRICT DISCIPLINARIAN.
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HOW KIND.
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THE ASSIGNMENT
I'M GIVING YOU
WILL NOT BE EASY.
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YOU SEE, THE WARNERS
ARE NOT NORMAL CHILDREN.
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I EXPECT--
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I WILL NOT
TOLERATE
GUM CHEWING.
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COME, COME.
GIVE ME THE GUM.
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CHEWING
IS FOR COWS.
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F.
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I DON'T THINK YOU--
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DON'T SLOUCH.
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SIT UP STRAIGHT.
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NOW, YOU WERE
SAYING?
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AND SPEAK UP.
NO MUMBLING.
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DO YOU MIND?
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I AM NOT IN CLASS!
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I HIRED YOU!
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WILL YOU
PLEASE BE QUIET?
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IT'S YOUR JOB
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TO GET THOSE
WARNER BROTHERS
UNDER CONTROL.
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THEY'RE DIFFICULT.
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SO AM I.
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THERE HASN'T BEEN
A CHILD YET
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THAT I COULDN'T CONTROL
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EXCEPT BUDDY HACKETT,
BUT THAT'S GENETIC.
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TELL ME,
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WHEN CAN
I MEET THEM?
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I'LL, UH, HAVE RALPH
BRING THEM BY.
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DON'T KEEP ME WAITING.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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COME IN.
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SCHOOL SUPPLIES?
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UH, NO,
MISS FLAMEEL.
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THIS IS
YOUR STUDENTS.
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OPEN IT
AFTER I LEAVE.
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HERE.
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* SCHOOL
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* SCHOOL
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* SCHOOL
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* SCHOOL
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* OUR FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
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* WE'RE
EAGER LITTLE LEARNERS *
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* SO FILL OUR BRAINS
WITH LOTSA FACTS
OUR FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL *
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* TEACH, TEACH, TEACH
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* WE'RE READY
FOR OUR LESSONS *
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* SO TEACH US MATH,
GEOMETRY *
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* DON'T FORGET GEOGRAPHY *
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* ENGLISH LIT
AND CHEMISTRY *
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* AND PLEASE
THROW IN THE ABCS *
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* OH, TEACHER,
TEACH US NOW **
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THIS IS A CLASSROOM,
NOT A MUSIC HALL.
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NOW FIND YOUR SEATS.
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GOT MY SEAT.
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HERE'S MINE.
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IT'S EASY
FINDING YOURS.
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GO TO YOUR DESKS.
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WE'LL BEGIN CLASS
BY RECITING
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE.
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PLEASE REPEAT AFTER ME.
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PLEASE REPEAT AFTER ME.
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NO, NO.
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WAIT UNTIL I START,
THEN REPEAT AFTER ME.
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NO, NO.
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WAIT UNTIL I START,
THEN REPEAT AFTER ME.
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STOP THAT.
I'M WARNING YOU.
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STOP THAT.
I'M WARNING YOU.
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STOP IT! STOP IT!
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STOP IT! STOP IT!
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IF YOU DON'T STOP
RIGHT NOW,
I SHALL SCREAM.
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IF YOU DON'T STOP
RIGHT NOW,
I SHALL SCREAM.
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ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S IT.
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ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S IT.
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WITH LIBERTY
AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.
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I'M WARNING YOU
THAT I'LL TOLERATE
NO FOOLISHNESS.
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ARE WE CLEAR?
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WE'RE OPAQUE.
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NOW WE'RE CLEAR.
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OHH.
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LET US BEGIN.
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DON'T YOU WANT
OUR HOMEWORK?
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HOW CAN YOU HAVE HOMEWORK?
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EXTRA CREDIT.
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LET ME SEE IT.
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OUR DOG ATE IT.
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DON'T LIE.
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WE'RE NOT LYING.
SEE?
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GRR! GRR! GRR!
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BAD DOG.
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GIVE ME THAT.
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GIVE IT NOW.
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OH!
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I'M WARNING YOU.
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I'LL HAVE TO USE
CORPORAL PUNISHMENT.
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YOU MEAN HIM?
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[LAUGHS COYLY]
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LET'S BEGIN OUR LESSONS.
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WE'LL START WITH MATH.
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YAKKO, COUNT TO 100.
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1, 2, SKIP A FEW,
99, 100.
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NO...GIVE ME
ALL THE NUMBERS.
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IT'S ONLY
A SIX-MINUTE CARTOON.
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LET'S MOVE ON.
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WAKKO, CAN YOU
MULTIPLY?
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HOW'S THIS?
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NOT THAT SORT OF MULTI--
LET'S LEAVE MATH, SHALL WE?
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WE'LL MOVE ON TO SCIENCE.
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DOT, WHAT DO YOU KNOW
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ABOUT SCIENTISTS
OF THE 18TH CENTURY?
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THEY'RE ALL DEAD.
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NO, NO.
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O.K., THEY'RE
ALL LIVING.
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NO, NO!
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NOW WE'RE GETTING
INTO PHILOSOPHY.
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WE'RE NOT GETTING
INTO PHI--
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WE'LL MOVE ON
TO GRAMMAR.
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WAKKO, WHAT DOES THE WORD
"PROCRASTINATION" MEAN?
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I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW.
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YOU CHILDREN ARE MAKING
THIS VERY DIFFICULT.
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WELL, LEARNING
ISN'T EASY.
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LET'S MOVE ON
TO SENTENCE STRUCTURE.
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FIRST, VERBS.
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YAKKO, CAN YOU CONJUGATE?
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WHO ME? I'VE NEVER
EVEN KISSED A GIRL.
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NO, NO, NO.
IT'S EASY.
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I'LL CONJUGATE
WITH YOU.
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GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
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DON'T LOOK.
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"THE DOG RAN
IN THE RAIN."
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"DOG" IS THE SUBJECT,
AND "RAN" IS THE VERB.
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NOW THE VERB...
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THE VERB COULD BE CONJUGATED
SO THE DOG...
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I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING.
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I HAVE EYES
IN BACK OF MY HEAD.
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REALLY? SO DO WE.
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IT'S TIME
FOR A POP QUIZ.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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POP QUIZ.
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I LIKE THE FIRST ONE.
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* HE LIKES
FRIZZY COLA, MAMA *
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* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
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STOP THAT! STOP THAT!
SIT AT YOUR DESKS
THIS INSTANT.
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OOH. WHAT ELSE
IS IN THERE?
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WHY YOU LITTLE..."F!"
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HEY! YOU
CAN'T DO THAT!
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"F!"
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WAAAAH!
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"F!"
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GRRR!
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OH, NOW YOU'VE GONE
AND HURT HIS FEELINGS.
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I'D APOLOGIZE
IF I WERE YOU.
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I WILL NOT!
YOU'RE HORRID,
NAUGHTY CHILDREN.
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GRRRRR!
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UH, YOU DONES WITH
THEM WARNER BROTHERS
A-A-AND SISTER?
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YES! TAKE THEM AWAY.
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RECESS!
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[MISS FLAMEEL]
GET ME OUT
OF HERE RIGHT NOW!
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I'LL GIVE YOU AN "F."
DO YOU HEAR ME?
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"F!" "F!"
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"F!" "F!" "F!"
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* THE CRANKIEST
OF CREATURES *
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* IN THE WHOLE
WIDE WORLD *
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* OUR NEXT CARTOON FEATURES
SLAPPY THE SQUIRREL *
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ENOUGH WITH
THE SINGING ALREADY.
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* THAT'S SLAPPY *
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HELP, AUNT SLAPPY!
I'M CAUGHT.
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HELP!
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SKIPPY,
WHAT'RE YOU DOING
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WRAPPED UP LIKE
SOME CURSE
OF THE MUMMY THERE?
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WHEW! THANKS,
AUNT SLAPPY.
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I WANT TO LOOK PERFECT
FOR YOUR AWARD BANQUET.
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YOU'RE GETTING
THE LIFETIME
ACHIEVEMENT AWARD!
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THE PAPER CALLS YOU
A "TOON GREAT."
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A "FORMER TOON GREAT."
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THE NERVE.
I'M FUNNIER ASLEEP
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THAN ALL THESE
NEW CARTOON CHARACTERS
THEY GOT TODAY.
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NOW AND THEN AUNT SLAPPY'S
JUST A LITTLE BITTER.
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A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT
AWARD FOR SLAPPY
THE SLAP-HAPPY SQUIRREL?
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WHY, I TAUGHT
THAT NO-TALENT
EVERYTHING SHE KNOWS!
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THE INJUSTICE OF IT!
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LOOK AT THAT PHOTO.
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THAT'S FROM ONE
OF YOUR CARTOONS--
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HEIGH-HO, SLAPPY
1938, DIRECTED
BY WEED MEMLO.
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I HATED WEED.
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OH, YEAH,
THAT SQUIRREL GIRL.
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ONCE I ALMOST BLEW
HER UP
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WITH A KEG
OF GUNPOWDER.
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YEAH, BUT SHE
OUTFOXED ME.
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SHE OUTFOXED
ALL OF US
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AND GETS
A TROPHY FOR IT.
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KNOCK IT OFF
WITH THE SELF-PITY.
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WE'RE CARTOON VILLAINS.
WE NEVER GET THE AWARDS.
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STUPID DENTURES.
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BUT WHAT'S WORSE,
WE NEVER ONCE GOT
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TO CLOBBER
SLAPPY SQUIRREL,
UNTIL TONIGHT!
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TONIGHT WE'LL GIVE HER
OUR OWN SPECIAL AWARD--
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"THE WHAMMY!"
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DUH, OH, RIGHT!
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[LAUGHING]
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[COUGHING]
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HI, MARY HARTLESS HERE
AT THE HOTEL BOMBAVENTURE,
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WHERE TONIGHT,
THE FARM FRESH
FRIARS CLUB IS HONORING
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THAT OCTOGENARIAN ACTRESS
EXTRAORDINAIRE,
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SLAPPY THE
SLAP-HAPPY SQUIRREL.
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AND HERE COMES
HER STRETCH LIMO NOW.
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ANOTHER STRIKE,
AUNT SLAPPY.
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LOOK AT THIS,
"THE BOWLING
IN THE LIMO" GAG.
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STRETCHING FOR
THE COMEDY HERE, FOLKS.
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[CHEERING]
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[COUGHING]
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THERE SHE IS, BEANIE.
GO GET HER.
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WHO?
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THE SQUIRREL,
YOU BLOOPY BISON.
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DUH, OH, RIGHT.
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MISS SQUIRREL,
WOULD YOU PLEASE SIGN
MY AUTOGRAPH BOOK?
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PLEASE, LET ME POSTPONE
THE REST OF MY LIFE
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TO SIGN YOUR PATHETIC
FAN-BOY BOOK.
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AUNT SLAPPY,
HE'S NO FAN.
THAT'S YOUR ENEMY.
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BEANIE, THE
CEREBRALLY-CHALLENGED BISON.
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I KNEW THAT DROOL
LOOKED FAMILIAR.
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MAC, YOUR PEN'S
OUT OF INK.
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DUH...
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HEY, NO PROBLEM.
I BROUGHT MY OWN.
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THE PLEASURE'S BEEN
ALL YOURS, I'M SURE.
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GEE, THANKS!
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BEANIE,
WHAT HAPPENED?
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MY PEN RAN
OUT OF INK.
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BUT SHE SIGNED
MY AUTOGRAPH BOOK ANYWAY.
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AND SHE GAVE ME
THIS LOVELY SOUVENIR PEN.
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BEANIE SCREWED UP AGAIN.
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ARE WE SURPRISED?
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NO.
NO.
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ALMOST FORGOT MY PEN.
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YOU REMIND ME OF
A VERY YOUNG BETTY BOOP.
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DUH, OH.
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00:14:21,901 --> 00:14:24,968
LOUSY, BAHOOEY
BANQUET CHICKEN
TASTES LIKE RUBBER.
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HOW'S YOURS, SKIPPY?
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FUN!
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00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:34,868
WAITER, YOU GOT
ANYTHING ON THE MENU
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00:14:34,868 --> 00:14:37,567
THAT'S NOT MANUFACTURED
BY VOIT?
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OOH!
OOH!
AAH!
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NOT THE
DYNAMITE-IN-THE-CAKE
BIT AGAIN.
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WHO'D SINK SO LOW?
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00:14:49,901 --> 00:14:54,767
LOOK, AUNT SLAPPY,
IT'S YOUR FISHIEST FOE,
SID THE SQUID.
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SID, YOU'VE PULLED
SOME PITIFUL STUNTS,
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00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:59,667
BUT THIS ONE
TAKES THE CAKE.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
SLAPPY?
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DO YOU HONESTLY THINK
I COULD FALL FOR
SOMETHING SO OBVIOUS?
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OF COURSE NOT.
WHY NOT THINK UP
SOMETHING ORIGINAL?
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00:15:09,501 --> 00:15:10,634
LIKE WHAT?
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00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,901
LET ME THINK.
HOW ABOUT THIS?
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FIRST, YOU GRAB
THESE STICKS OF DYNAMITE,
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00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:19,901
THEN YOU GO
SPINNING AROUND.
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THEN WHAT?
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00:15:21,367 --> 00:15:24,734
YOU GO FASTER AND FASTER
TILL YOU LIFT OFF,
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AND YOU GO ZOOMING LIKE
A FLYING SAUCER TILL--
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00:15:28,334 --> 00:15:33,267
NAH, COME TO THINK OF IT,
THAT GAG'S BEEN DONE
TO DEATH.
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00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:38,033
HEY, WAITER, I'LL HAVE
THE FRIED CALAMARI.
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I DESPISE YOU.
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IT'S A BIT UNDERDONE.
BUT THEY SAY SUSHI'S
GOOD FOR YOU.
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WHAT A YUTZ.
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[APPLAUSE]
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STUPID SQUID.
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AS ALWAYS,
IT'S UP TO ME.
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LEAVE IT TO WALTER WOLF
TO DO THE JOB.
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FINE. GREAT.
GOOD. FINE. O.K.
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HEY!
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SWELL. I'LL HANDLE IT,
NO PROBLEMS. HEH HEH.
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IT'S A HANDLED DEAL.
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DON'T WORRY.
IT'S FINISHED,
KAPUTSKI.
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AND NOW, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN,
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TO PRESENT TONIGHT'S AWARD
TO SLAPPY SQUIRREL,
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OUR MASTER OF CEREMONIES!
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MY FRIENDS, SLAPPY SQUIRREL'S
MADCAP CARTOONS
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HAVE BEEN MAKING
US LAUGH SINCE
HOOVER WAS PRESIDENT
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AND A THREE-STORY
HOUSE SOLD FOR $9.
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I'M GOING INTO
A COMA.
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TOO LATE.
I'M COMATOSE.
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00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:45,734
AND SO ON BEHALF
OF THE FARM FRESH
FRIAR'S CLUB,
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I PRESENT SLAPPY SQUIRREL
WITH THE COVETED
WHOLE FRIAR AWARD.
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AUNT SLAPPY,
THAT'S NO FRIAR.
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00:16:52,434 --> 00:16:55,634
THAT'S YOUR
ARCHEST ENEMY
OF ALL, WALTER WOLF.
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THANK YOU,
MR. EXPOSITION.
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00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:08,667
CONGRATULATIONS,
SLAPPY SQUIRREL.
YOU DESERVE THIS.
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WITH ALL THE COMEDY
I'VE DONE FOR YEARS,
333
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:13,968
WHERE WOULD I BE
WITHOUT VILLAINS?
334
00:17:13,968 --> 00:17:16,300
COME ON! BLOW UP!
335
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:20,033
WHAT IN BLAZES
IS WRONG WITH THIS
CONFOUNDED THING?
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00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:25,234
VILLAINS LIKE WALTER WOLF,
SID THE SQUID,
AND BEANIE THE BISON.
337
00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:32,467
YOU BOYS DESERVE
THIS AWARD
MORE THAN I DO.
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00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:39,567
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OF THE ACADEMY.
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00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:43,767
THIS HAS TO BE THE
HIGH POINT OF OUR CAREERS.
340
00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:46,534
NOT QUITE, BUT
YOU'RE GETTING THERE.
341
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,801
[APPLAUSE]
342
00:17:56,901 --> 00:18:00,334
SLAPPY SQUIRREL, YOU'VE
JUST WON THE LIFETIME
ACHIEVEMENT AWARD.
343
00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:03,334
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO NOW?
344
00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:05,634
I'M GOING TO...BED.
345
00:18:10,934 --> 00:18:17,567
NOW, THAT'S COMEDY.
346
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:25,400
[ORCHESTRA TUNING UP]
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AND NOW, PERFORMING
ANOTHER CLASSICAL WORK,
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THE GREAT WAKKOROTTI.
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[APPLAUSE]
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[PLAYING THE BLUE DANUBE WALTZ]
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* BURP BURP
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* BURP BURP
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* BURP BURP
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* BURP BURP
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* BURP BURP
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* BURP BURP
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* BURP BURP
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* BURP BURP
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* BURP BURP
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* BURP BURP
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* BURP BURP
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* BURP BURP
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* BUUURP!
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* BURP BURP
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* BUUURP!
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* BURP BURP
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* BURP BURP
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* BUUURP
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* BURP BURP
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* BURP BURP
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* BURP BURP
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* BURP BURP
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* BURP BURP
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* BURP BURP
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* BURP BURP
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'* BURP BURP
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* BUUURP
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* BURP BURP BURP
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* BURP BURP BURP BURP
BURP BURP BURP *
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[APPLAUSE]
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EXCUSE ME. OH, EXCUSE ME.
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EXCUSE ME.
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EXCUSE ME.
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CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
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CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION,
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A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P.
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PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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GOODBYE, NURSE!
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