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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *

* AND WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *

* SO JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX *

* YOU'LL LAUGH TILL YOU COLLAPSE *

* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

* COME JOIN THE WARNER BROTHERS *

* AND THE WARNER SISTER DOT *

* JUST FOR FUN WE RUN AROUND *

* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT *

* THEY LOCK US IN THE TOWER *

* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT *

* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE AND THEN VAMOOSE *

* AND NOW YOU KNOW THE PLOT *

* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

* DOT IS CUTE *

* AND YAKKO YAKS *

* WAKKO PACKS AWAY THE SNACKS *

* WHILE BILL CLINTON PLAYS THE SAX *

* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN *

* WHO WANT TO RULE THE UNIVERSE *

* GOODFEATHERS FLOCK TOGETHER *

* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM WITH HER PURSE *

* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY *

* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE *

* THE WRITERS FLIPPED, WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *

* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? *

* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY CONTRACTS *

* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *

* THERE'S BALONEY IN OUR SLACKS *

* WE'RE ANIMANEE *

* TOTALLY INSANE-Y *

* ANDROMEDA STRAIN-Y *

* ANIMANIACS *

* THOSE ARE THE FACTS **

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS.

THEY MAKE ME WANT TO WRITE POETRY...

OR BAKE A HAM.

WELL, SIBS, I SAY WE TURN IN.

TURN INTO WHAT?

I KNOW. HOW ABOUT SOME BATS?

OR AN ELEPHANT.

[BLEAT]

OR A MONKEY.

HOO HOO HOO HOO!

HAH HAH!

DON'T LOOK AT ME. HE'S YOUR BROTHER.

ZZZZZ.

MEE MEE MEE MEE.

ZZZZZ.

MEE MEE MEE MEE.

ZZZZZ.

MEE MEE MEE MEE.

ZZZZZ.

MEE MEE MEE MEE.

ZZZZZ.

MEE MEE MEE MEE.

ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF!

ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF!

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP?

THIS GUY'S BARKING LIKE A DOG ALL NIGHT.

GIVE ME A BREAK.

TURN OUT THAT LIGHT!

IT ATTRACTS INSECTS.

[HAMMERING]

ZZZZZ.

[BURP]

UH, SOMETHING TELLS ME

WE'RE NOT IN NORTHERN WISCONSIN ANYMORE.

REALLY? WHY?

CALL IT A HUNCH,

BUT I THINK WE'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS.

ALIENS? WHAT'LL WE DO?

GO FIND THE CAFETERIA.

YEAH! YEAH!

HAVE YOU CAPTURED THE EARTH CREATURES?

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

EXCELLENT. BEGIN YOUR EXAMINATION.

AND BRING ME A Q-TIP.

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

NOPE. NO EATS IN HERE.

COME ON.

OH, LOOK. IT'S AN ALIEN.

HOW CUTE.

AW. AW. AW.

I CAN SEE MYSELF IN YOUR BIG EYEBALLS.

WANT SOME?

THERE.

AREN'T YOU PRETTY?

YECCHH!

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

ALL RIGHT! IT'S A FOREIGN FILM.

[SPEAKING ORIENTAL LANGUAGE]

[SPEAKING SWEDISH]

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

PLFFT! PLFFT! PLFFT!

HEY. WHAT GIVES?

WE'RE EITHER BEING EXAMINED OR DRY CLEANED.

HEE HEE!

SORRY, YODA. IT'S MY REFLEXES.

"INSPECT THEIR BODIES"?

EXQUEEZE ME?

I SHOULD WARN YOU,

WE'VE EATEN WITHIN THE LAST 24 HOURS.

LOOK. IT'S BIG FAT SCOTTY FROM STAR TREK.

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

WHOA. THAT'LL LEAVE A MARK.

NOW, DON'T GET UP, REALLY.

YODA, WHILE YOU'RE RECUPERATING,

YOU MIND IF WE LOOK AROUND,

MAYBE PLAY A GAME OF TAG?

GEE, THANKS!

OH, BY THE WAY...

TAG!

YOU'RE IT!

GRRR!

THERE YOU ARE.

EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS.

Y'ALL LEAVE US ALONE.

CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPHS?

HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!

HEE HEE HEE HA HA HA!

HEE HEE HEE HO HO HO!

TAG! YOU'RE IT.

GRRR!

[GRRR]

YOU KNOW,

YOU SHOULD MEET MY PET.

GRRR! GRRR!

I HOPE I'M INVITED TO THE WEDDING.

[GIBBERISH]

THERE'S A PICKUP LINE

IF I EVER HEARD ONE.

OH, HOW THOUGHTFUL!

YOU'RE GIVING ME A PERM.

DO MY HAIR LIKE BETTY RUBBLE, WOULD YOU?

HEY, THOSE ARE MY THOUGHTS!

HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?

HELLO, NURSE!

[SIGHS]

WOW, THIS IS GREAT.

YOU TRY IT.

ALIENS. GO FIG.

COULD I GET A ROOT BEER?

YAWOOZA!

DID YOU MISS ME?

WHAT'S AN APPENDAGE?

WOW, I'M NOT AS GOOD AS YOU, YODA.

SEE YOU LATER!

[SCREECH]

OH, COME ON, DON'T GIVE UP!

YOU CAN CATCH ME.

I'M REALLY TIRED...

NAH!

HMM.

MUST BE THEIR LUNCHTIME.

DID YOU BRING ME A Q-TIP?

NOT AS SUCH. WHO ARE YOU?

CALL ME TOE.

GOOD CHOICE.

I AM THE SUPREME ONE, THE PINNACLE OF EVOLUTION.

IN A MILLION YEARS, YOU WILL LOOK LIKE ME.

IF I LOOK LIKE YOU, WHAT WILL YOU LOOK LIKE?

MAYBE YOU'LL LOOK LIKE ME.

YOU'LL HAVE TO LIVE IN A WATER TOWER IN BURBANK.

TRY THAT FOR A MILLION YEARS.

AAH! I HAVEN'T HAD A NAIL BUFF IN CENTURIES.

YOU PLEASE ME, SUBCREATURE.

I CHOOSE TO GRANT YOU ONE WISH.

THINK AND IT WILL BE DONE.

HELLO, NURSE!

[GASPS]

THANKS! YOU'RE THE NICEST TOY I'VE EVER MET.

JUST ONE LITTLE KISS.

I'VE HAD ALL MY SHOTS!

GOLD ROBE'S IT!

GOLD ROBE'S IT!

WOW! WOW!

I WONDER IF IT'S GOT CRUISE CONTROL.

HEY, YOD, MIND IF WE DRIVE?

THANKS!

[GROANING]

WELL, SIBS,

I DOUBT WE'LL EVER SEE THEM AGAIN.

UH-OH! UH-OH!

WOULD YOU MIND DOING MY CUTICLES?

EEW! EEW!

GEE, BRAIN, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT?

THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT--

TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

* THE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *

* THE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *

* ONE IS A GENIUS *

* THE OTHER'S INSANE *

* TO PROVE THEIR MOUSEY WORTH *

* THEY'LL OVERTHROW THE EARTH *

* THEY'RE DINKY *

* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *

* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN **

HALLOWEEN, PINKY, 1938.

THE MERCURY RADIO THEATER PRESENTED AND ADAPTATION

OF H.G. WELLES' WAR OF THE WORLDS

THAT WAS SO REALISTIC

PEOPLE ACTUALLY FLED THE CITIES,

BELIEVING THAT CREATURES FROM MARS WERE ATTACKING THE EARTH.

IT PROVED THAT RADIO WAS A POWERFUL TOOL,

AND, NOW, PINKY,

THE ADVANCE OF TECHNOLOGY

HAS BROUGHT US AN EVEN MORE POWERFUL TOOL.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?

THE RUBBER BAND?

THE WORKINGS OF YOUR MIND ARE A MYSTERY TO ME.

I LOVE A GOOD MYSTERY.

[CRASH]

TELEVISION, PINKY, IS OUR NEW TOOL.

WE WILL PIRATE THE AIRWAVES

AND STAGE A HOAX LIKE WAR OF THE WORLDS.

THREE CAMERAS, BRAIN?

YES.

TECHNIQUE PIONEERED BY THE GREAT DESI ARNAZ,

WITH THEM, WE WILL SCARE THE PEOPLE OF THE CITIES,

LEAVING NO RESISTANCE BEHIND.

WE WILL HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD.

EGAD, BRAIN! BRILLIANT!

UH, WAIT. NO, NO.

WHY WOULD THEY BE SCARED OF US?

WE'RE SO SMALL.

WE PRACTICALLY THE SIZE OF MICE.

WE ARE MICE, PINKY.

OH, RIGHT! THERE YOU ARE THEN!

IT'S NOT A QUESTION OF SIZE.

IT'S A QUESTION OF SCALE.

WATCH THE MONITOR.

ZOUNDS, BRAIN! YOU'RE GIGANTIC!

TELEVISION, PINKY. THE GREAT DECEPTOR.

NAAARF!

HOW IS MY DISGUISE, PINKY?

OH, IS THAT YOU, BRAIN?

YOU FLATTER ME, PINKY.

NOW, THROW THE SWITCH AND LET US BEGIN

THE BATTLE FOR THE PLANET!

HUH?

WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULAR BROADCAST

TO BRING YOU THIS IMPORTANT NEWS BULLETIN.

WHAT IS THAT?

SOMEONE'S PIRATED THE TV LINES.

SCIENTISTS HAVE JUST REPORTED

THAT A LARGE UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT

SEEMS TO BE HEADING TOWARDS EARTH.

THERE IS NO CAUSE FOR ALARM,

BUT THERE PROBABLY WILL BE.

NOW, A SATELLITE VIEW OF THE PLANET

TO CATCH A GLIMPSE

OF THIS FEARFUL COURIER OF THE UNKNOWN.

[IMITATING ROCKET]

I'VE JUST RECEIVED WORD

THAT THE UFO IS ABOUT TO CRASH-LAND NEARBY.

THERE SHOULD BE A GREAT EXPLOSION.

I SAID,

THERE SHOULD BE A GREAT EXPLOSION!

OH! OH, RIGHT, BRAIN!

NARF!

[IMITATING EXPLOSION]

SORRY, BRAIN.

WE'LL GO LIVE TO THE CRASH SIGHT MOMENTARILY.

I'M REPORTING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE CRASH SIGHT.

I'M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS.

CAN WE GET A SHOT

OF THIS VERY FRIGHTENING SCENE?

I AM NOW POSITIONED CLOSE TO THE--

THIS LOOKS LIKE A VEHICLE FROM OUTER SPACE,

HERE TO DESTROY THE EARTH.

[HOWLING]

THERE'S A STRANGE NOISE EMANATING FROM INSIDE.

SOMETHING SEEMS TO BE COMING OUT OF THE SHIP.

OH, MY, IT'S HIDEOUS!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

I CAN HARDLY DESCRIBE THIS TERRIFYING CREATURE BEFORE ME,

EXCEPT TO SAY, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

EMPTY THE CITIES!

LEAVE EVERYTHING BEHIND!

I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN STAY ON THE AIR.

I'LL TRY TO GET TO OUR AERIAL VIEW IN CHOPPER FIVE.

CHOPPER FIVE HIGH ABOVE THE CITY.

THE HORRIBLE CREATURES FROM MARS INVADING,

DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH.

OH, THE HUMANITY!

[GROWLING]

HA HA HA HA!

THIS IS NO HOAX, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES WHILE YOU CAN!

WE'RE NOT MAKING THIS UP

JUST SO WE CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

OH, NO! IT'S HEADING THIS WAY!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

YAHHH!

WAAHHH HA!

[GROWLING]

AAH!

WE DID IT, PINKY!

BRILLIANT PERFORMANCE!

UNDOUBTEDLY, THE POPULATION HAS FLED IN FEAR

FROM THEIR TERRIFYING ENEMY.

HA!

LET US MAKE HASTE

TO THE WHITE HOUSE!

"BATTLE FOR THE PLANT IS A COMEDY SMASH.

"WORLD LAUGHS TOGETHER.

STAY HOME FOR THIS ONE."

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

HAR HAR HAR HAR!

HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

PINKY, ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?

WELL, I THINK SO,

BUT IF WE DIDN'T HAVE EARS,

WE'D LOOK LIKE WEASELS.

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

NO, PINKY,

OUR HOAX.

NO ONE WENT ANYWHERE.

NO ONE FLED THE CITIES.

THEY FOUND US... HUMOROUS.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

BACK TO OUR CAGE.

WE MUST PLAN FOR TOMORROW NIGHT.

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TOMORROW NIGHT?

THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT--

TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

* THEY'RE DINKY *

* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *

* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN **

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.

GOODBYE, NURSE!

CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993 WARNER BROS. ANIMATION, A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P.

PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE