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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *

* AND WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *

* SO JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX *

* YOU'LL LAUGH TILL YOU COLLAPSE *

* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

* COME JOIN THE WARNER BROTHERS *

* AND THE WARNER SISTER DOT *

* JUST FOR FUN WE RUN AROUND *

* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT

* THEY LOCK US IN THE TOWER *

* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT

* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE AND THEN VAMOOSE *

* AND NOW YOU KNOW THE PLOT *

* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

* DOT IS CUTE

* AND YAKKO YAKS

* WAKKO PACKS AWAY THE SNACKS *

* WHILE BILL CLINTON PLAYS THE SAX *

* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN

* WHO WANT TO RULE THE UNIVERSE *

* GOODFEATHERS FLOCK TOGETHER *

* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM WITH HER PURSE *

* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY

* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE

* THE WRITERS FLIPPED, WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *

* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE?

* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *

* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY CONTRACTS *

* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *

* THERE'S BALONEY IN OUR SLACKS *

* WE'RE ANIMANEE *

* TOTALLY INSANE-Y

* DROLL, URBANE-Y

* ANIMANIACS

* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

PARIS, 1905--

HOME OF THE ARC DE TRIOMPHE, THE EIFFEL TOWER,

AND LOTS OF FRENCH PEOPLE.

IT WAS HERE THAT YOUNG ARTIST PABLO PICASSO

STRUGGLED TO BREAK NEW GROUND

IN THE WORLD OF PAINTING.

AH!

OH.

HUHH. EH. HO.

NO, NO. THIS IS NOT ME.

THIS IS NOT MY NEW STYLE.

THIS IS NOT PICASSO.

YOU CAN GO NOW. MERCI. GO.

HE'S INSANE.

I'VE GOT A CRAMP IN MY HIND LEG.

* FR�RE WARNER *

* FR�RE WARNER *

* WHAT'S THAT MEAN? *

* KEEP IT CLEAN

* YAKKO IS A YAKKER

* WAKKO IS A SNACKER

* DOT'S PLAIN CUTE *

* SO'S THIS BOOT **

STOP! THERE IT IS. SEE?

"MODELS WANTED."

I'D BE GREAT.

WHAT DOES CHRISTIE BRINKLEY HAVE THAT I DON'T?

BILLY JOEL.

IT WAS AN AWFUL MISTAKE.

WHAT A WASTE OF TIME.

WE QUIT.

FINE.

EXCUSE ME, MR. PICASSO.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR MODELS?

GO AWAY. NO MORE DOGS.

PICASSO HAS SEEN ENOUGH DOGS TODAY.

GO AWAY.

WE'RE NOT DOGS.

WELL, THEN, CATS. NO CATS.

[GONG]

WE'RE NOT CATS.

YOU ARE... LARGE BUGS, MAYBE?

NO. NO.

WE'RE THE WARNER BROS.

AND THE WARNER SISTER.

I'M YAKKO.

I'M WAKKO.

AND I'M AS CUTE

AS A BUTTON ON A TEDDY BEAR'S NOSE.

IT'S A EUROPEAN THING.

MWA. MWA.

MMM. MMM. MMM. MMM.

UGH! PEH! PEH! PEH! PEH-YOO!

GO AWAY.

AAH!

DID YOU KNOW THERE'S "P.P" ON YOUR SMOCK?

DISGUSTING.

THIS STANDS FOR PABLO PICASSO.

YEAH. NOW, ABOUT THAT MODELING JOB?

NO. NO. I NEED PROFESSIONAL MODELS.

I'M A VERY FAMOUS ARTIST.

REALLY? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

I DID THESE IN MY BLUE PERIOD.

AND THESE IN MY ROSE PERIOD.

WHAT'S NEXT, PLAID?

I CAN DO PLAID.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S NEXT.

THAT'S WHY YOU MUST LEAVE.

I'M BUSY DISCOVERING A NEW STYLE.

PLEASE GO AWAY.

SO WE SHOULD GO?

OUI, OUI.

PARDON?

OUI, OUI.

THE STUFF DONE ON KIDS' SHOWS.

GO TO YOUR ROOM UNTIL YOU CLEAN UP YOUR LANGUAGE.

NO. OUI, OUI MEANS YES, YES!

PLEASE, WILL YOU GO AWAY IF I GIVE YOU SOME FRANCS?

THE BEANS.

THE CATSUP.

I GOT THE BUNS.

SAYS YOU.

STOP EATING MY WAX FRUIT.

PLEH!

ROMANTIC, ISN'T IT?

YOU KIDS...

I--AAH!

I CAN'T DO IT.

I'M LOST. I CANNOT THINK.

MY MIND IS...

LIKE A BLANK.

BABE, YOU NEED TO RELAX,

TAKE YOUR MIND OFF YOUR TROUBLES.

LET'S PLAY A GAME.

GUESS THE PICTURE. GUESS THE PICTURE.

PABLO'S ON MY TEAM.

PABLO'S ON MY TEAM.

O.K.

BUT WE GO FIRST.

WHAT? I--OOH!

GUESS WHAT I'M DRAWING?

UH, UH...

MOUNT RUSHMORE!

THAT'S RIGHT!

YAY! 2 SECONDS! YAY! 2 SECONDS.

O.K., PABLO, USE YOUR TALENT.

NO. I DON'T KNOW.

A SOCK? A DOORKNOB? WILSON PHILLIPS?

TIME'S UP.

IS A BULL. A BULL.

AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN ARTIST.

THAT'S A BULL.

OH, BUT THAT'S TERRIBLE. IT'S UGLY.

NOT ACCORDING TO THE SCOREBOARD, LOSER.

NEXT ROUND.

UH, THE CLOWN THAT STANDS OUTSIDE THE CAR WASH AND WAVES?

THAT'S IT.

YAY! 3 SECONDS.

GOSH, UH...LIZ TAYLOR?

NO!

A ROCK? PRESS-ON NAILS?

CHEESE? BELLY-BUTTON LINT. A DNA MOLECULE?

THAT GUY IN THE MADONNA VIDEO?

TIME'S UP.

I THOUGHT YOU'D BE GOOD AT THIS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. IT'S A GUITAR.

THE NECK, THE STRINGS-- A GUITAR.

THAT'S A GUITAR.

WHAT? THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

IT'S HIDEOUS AND ALL BENT.

A GUITAR?

WHAT AM I DOING?

I'VE NO TIME FOR THIS.

GET OUT! GET OUT!

WE WERE--

OUT!

WE DIDN'T--

GO!

NOW!

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

I SAID GO--

OH, MONSIEUR CLARK, HEH HEH HEH.

PLEASE, COME IN.

AN ART CRITIC OF YOUR MAGNITUDE

IS ALWAYS WELCOME.

I HAVE COME TO SEE YOUR NEW WORK, PICASSO.

I WISH TO DO A FEATURE ARTICLE ON IT.

WELL, UH, THE NEW WORK?

UH, WHAT IS THIS?

THAT? OH, THAT'S A--

FANTASTIC! GENIUS. IS THERE MORE?

UM...WHY, YES, THERE IS.

PICASSO, ONCE AGAIN, YOU STAND THE ART WORLD ON ITS EAR.

HOW DO YOU DO IT?

UH, I STEAL IT?

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

I'LL TAKE THAT ONE.

I BUY. I BUY.

ANY PRICE.

PLEASE, I MUST HAVE IT.

[CASHBOX RINGS]

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, MES AMIS.

WE GET PAID IN FRANKS.

[WHISTLES BLOW]

[ARF ARF]

[ARF ARF]

* RUNT VALRUNT

* I'LL TRACK YOU DOWN, I SWEAR *

* NO MATTER WHERE YOU RUN

* I WILL BE THERE

* I

* CAMENBERT *

[MEOW] [MEOW]

WELCOME TO THE FRENCH REVOLUTION.

THIS IS INTOLERABLE.

MONSIEUR TRISTESSE!

MONSIEUR?

* AT THE END OF MY FORK IS AN UNKNOWN FOOD PRODUCT *

* YOU MISERABLE FOOL

* THAT'S A BIT OF SARDINE *

* IF THAT'S A SARDINE *

* THEN I'M THE BLOOMIN' MAY QUEEN *

* FORGIVE US SOME'AT *

* TO CALL ME PLATTER OBSCENE *

* WE WANT PROTEIN *

OH, IT IS TRUE.

I HAVE NO MEAT

FOR MY GOURMET MEATY MEAT PIES.

[DOOR SLAMS OPEN]

ARE YOU THE KEEPER OF THE CATS?

OUI, OUI.

ALL LES MIS�R-ANIMALS, AS I CALL THEM,

ARE OUT IN THE PEN--

MISERABLE STRAYS, EVERY ONE OF THEM.

YOU SEE THIS FUGITIVE?

COMES TO THE NAME OF RUNT VALRUNT.

WHAT WAS HIS CRIME,

MONSIEUR KEEPER OF THE DOGS?

HE STOLE A BONE.

OH, TERRIBLE.

I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM, MONSIEUR,

BUT IF I DO, I WILL NAB HIM FOR YOU.

[COUGHS]

HUUHH!

OH, EVEN THE DOGS WON'T EAT MY PIES.

WITHOUT MEAT, I AM RUINED.

HERE'S A BIT OF ADVICE FOR YOU.

WITH THE RIGHT SPICES,

CATS CAN BE VERY TASTY.

CATS? NEVER!

PERISH THE THOUGHT.

ON THE OTHER HAND...

[PURRING]

* HELLO, CAT RITA

* PRIMPING UP HER FUR

* THINKS SHE'S SUCH A FANCY ONE *

* JUST LISTEN TO HER PURR *

* ARROGANT RITA

* OH, SO MARVELOUS

* HAUGHTY, PRECIOUS KITTY

* BETTER THAN THE REST OF US *

* PEE-YOO, GIRL, YOU'RE ODORIFEROUS **

[DOOR OPENS]

* GUESS WHAT I SAW

* I SAW IT WITH ME OWN EYES *

* MONSIEUR TRISTESSE HAS NO MORE MEAT FOR HIS PIES *

* BELIEVE IT OR NOT

* HE THREW FAT CAT IN A POT *

* FAT CAT ESCAPED, BUT IF TRISTESSE HAS HIS WAY *

* HE'LL MAKE A FAT CAT SOUFFL� *

* NO, NOT A CAT

* IT WAS FAT CAT

IT WAS A CAT? *

* A KITTY CAT

* OH, SAVE US, GOD

* WE'RE LIVING WITH A SWEENEY TODD *

* GIVE HIM RITA

* RITA'S NICE AND FAT *

* RITA MUST BE TASTY

* WHY, SHE'S AN ARISTOCRAT *

* TO THE KITCHEN

* THROW HER IN THE FAT *

[ROAR]

AAH! AAH! AAH!

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE LITTLE GUY.

STARLIGHT, STAR BRIGHT,

I WISH I WAS ANYPLACE BUT THIS.

* THERE IS A FLAT IN GAY PAREE *

* SAFE ON A TREE-LINED AVENUE *

* NO CATS � LA CARTE ON THE MENU *

* NOT IN MY FLAT IN GAY PAREE *

* THERE IS A CHEF OF FINE CUISINE *

* HE IS A VEGETARIAN

* AS HE PREPARES A FINE BANQUET *

* HE SAYS

* RITA, YOU'RE MY BELOVED PET *

* I KNOW A FLAT WHERE I CAN NAP *

* SAFE ON A CHAIR OR IN A LAP *

* I WON'T END UP IN A RECIPE *

* NOT IN MY FLAT IN GAY PAREE **

PSST!

YOU ARE?

* I AM DEFINITELY

* I AM DEFINITELY

* I AM DEFINITELY

* RUNT

* VAL...

* RUNT *

DEFINITELY.

* RITA, GLAD I FOUND YOU SAFE AND SOUND *

* RUNT, WHERE IN THE BLAZES HAVE YOU BEEN? *

* RITA, DOING STRAIGHT TIME IN THE POUND *

* RUNT, GET ME OUT OF THIS PEN **

OOH.

YEOW!

YEOW! YEOW! YEOW!

UH-OH.

OH, RITA, FAIR RITA,

I'M A BAD DOG, DEFINITELY A BAD DOG.

* PLEASE DON'T BE UPSET, RUNT *

* IT HARDLY HURTS AT ALL *

* BUT THAT HOLE IS MUCH TOO SMALL *

* TO PULL MY BODY THROUGH *

* WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, YOU BIG BUFFOON? *

* DON'T WORRY *

* IT'S O.K. *

* THE PAIN WILL GO AWAY *

* HE MUST HAVE CONFUSED ME FOR A CARTOON **

I'LL GO GET HELP.

I'LL RETURN. I DEFINITELY WILL,

SO DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

I'LL DEFINITELY-- I'LL RETURN.

DARN. THERE GOES MY TRIP TO ARUBA.

WHERE'S RUNT VALRUNT?

HE'S PROBABLY CHASING HIS TAIL SOMEWHERE.

[BARKING]

* DO YOU HEAR THE POODLES BARK *

* BARKING THE BARKS OF ANGRY MUTTS? *

* IT IS THE HIGH-PITCHED STEP *

* OF PEDIGREE DOGS

* WHOSE MOUTHS WILL NOT BE SHUT *

* WE WILL BREAK DOWN THE PRISON WALL *

* WE WILL DESTROY THE RESTAURANT *

* WE ARE REVOLTING POODLES

* FOLLOWING RUNT VALRUNT *

POODLES OF THE WORLD, UNITE.

HOORAY! HOORAY!

FREE LES MIS�R-ANIMALS!

DOWN WITH IMPRISONMENT,

DEFINITELY DOWN.

* DIG DOWN

* DIG DEEP

* LES MIS�R-ANIMAL *

* DIG DOWN

* DIG DEEP

* TO FREEDOM THROUGH A TUNNEL *

* DOGS AND CATS SHOULDN'T FRATERNIZE *

* YOU WANT TO END UP IN MEAT PIES? *

* RITA'S RIGHT, LET'S USE OUR PAWS *

* I AIN'T GETTIN' DIRT BETWEEN ME CLAWS *

GET OVER YOURSELF.

* DIG DOWN

* DIG DEEP

* LES MIS�R-ANIMAL *

* DIG DOWN

* DIG DEEP

* TO FREEDOM THROUGH A TUNNEL *

MMM-RRR...

UHH!

MY CATS!

VOIL�! ONE KITTY LEFT TO INVITE TO DINNER.

UH, PARDON MOI.

TO INVITE TO BE DINNER.

[CHOMP]

* BITTEN IN ZE BUTT

* GOT ANOTHER TEAR

* TOOK A LITTLE NIBBLE FROM MY DERRI�RE *

* I WILL GET YOU IN ZE END, DOG *

* YOU'LL REGRET YOU BIT ME, CHUM *

* OH, I AM SO IRRITATED

* I GOT BITTEN IN ZE BUM **

UHH! UHH!

UHH--YUH!

[ROAR]

YEOW! YEOW! YEOW!

* VALRUNT

* YOU CUR

* THERE'S NO ESCAPING ME *

* HA HA

* HO HO

* HA HA HA HEE HEE

* HEE

* I PROTEST, I'M AN INNOCENT STRAIN *

* YOU'LL GO BACK TO THE POUND *

* CONFESS, CAMENBERT *

* YOU WILL GO BACK... *

* YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE *

* I DID NOT STEAL THAT BONE *

* IT WAS YOU

* I DON'T LIKE YOU *

* TOODLE-OO *

OUCH.

OW-EE.

HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY!

TO PARIS?

TO PARIS! TO PARIS!

* AT THE END OF THE ROAD *

* IS THE CITY OF PARIS *

* AT THE END OF THE ROAD *

* IS THE CITY OF LIGHT *

* THE CITY OF ROMANCE *

* WHERE WE CAN BE MERRY AND DANCE *

* AND WITH ANY LUCK AT ALL, WE'LL FIND SHELTER TONIGHT *

* VIVA LA FRANCE *

CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.

I'M YAKKO.

I'M WAKKO.

AND I'M CUTE.

CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993 WARNER BROS. ANIMATION, A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P.

PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE