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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,267 --> 00:00:06,400 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 2 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:10,100 * IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS * 3 00:00:10,100 --> 00:00:12,667 * AND WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX * 4 00:00:12,667 --> 00:00:14,467 * SO JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX * 5 00:00:14,467 --> 00:00:15,968 * YOU'LL LAUGH TILL YOU COLLAPSE * 6 00:00:15,968 --> 00:00:18,601 * WE'RE ANIMANIACS * 7 00:00:18,601 --> 00:00:20,300 * COME JOIN THE WARNER BROTHERS * 8 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:21,801 * AND THE WARNER SISTER DOT * 9 00:00:21,801 --> 00:00:23,267 * JUST FOR FUN WE RUN AROUND * 10 00:00:23,267 --> 00:00:24,801 * THE WARNER MOVIE LOT 11 00:00:24,801 --> 00:00:27,601 * THEY LOCK US IN THE TOWER WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT * 12 00:00:27,601 --> 00:00:29,067 * BUT WE BREAK LOOSE AND THEN VAMOOSE * 13 00:00:29,067 --> 00:00:30,667 * AND NOW YOU KNOW THE PLOT * 14 00:00:30,667 --> 00:00:32,834 * WE'RE ANIMANIACS * 15 00:00:32,834 --> 00:00:33,901 * DOT IS CUTE 16 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:35,968 * AND YAKKO YAKS 17 00:00:35,968 --> 00:00:37,434 * WAKKO PACKS AWAY THE SNACKS * 18 00:00:37,434 --> 00:00:39,267 * WHILE BILL CLINTON PLAYS THE SAX * 19 00:00:39,267 --> 00:00:41,167 * WE'RE ANIMANIACS * 20 00:00:41,167 --> 00:00:43,334 * MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN 21 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:44,934 * WHO WANT TO RULE THE UNIVERSE * 22 00:00:44,934 --> 00:00:46,200 * GOODFEATHERS FLOCK TOGETHER * 23 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:47,701 * SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM WITH HER PURSE * 24 00:00:47,701 --> 00:00:49,267 * BUTTON CHASES MINDY 25 00:00:49,267 --> 00:00:50,701 * WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE 26 00:00:50,701 --> 00:00:52,467 * THE WRITERS FLIPPED, WE HAVE NO SCRIPT * 27 00:00:52,467 --> 00:00:53,634 * WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? 28 00:00:53,634 --> 00:00:56,267 * WE'RE ANIMANIACS * 29 00:00:56,267 --> 00:00:59,300 * WE HAD PAY-OR-PLAY CONTRACTS * 30 00:00:59,300 --> 00:01:00,734 * WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX * 31 00:01:00,734 --> 00:01:02,367 * THERE'S BALONEY IN OUR SLACKS * 32 00:01:02,367 --> 00:01:03,734 * WE'RE ANIMANEE * 33 00:01:03,734 --> 00:01:05,367 * TOTALLY INSANE-Y 34 00:01:05,367 --> 00:01:06,767 * HERE'S THE SHOW'S NAMEY * 35 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:08,968 * ANIMANIACS 36 00:01:08,968 --> 00:01:10,501 * THOSE ARE THE FACTS * 37 00:01:19,901 --> 00:01:22,334 HERE AMONG THE DRAMATIC TIBURRANAM MOUNTAINS 38 00:01:22,334 --> 00:01:24,434 IN THE HENKLE RIVER VALLEY 39 00:01:24,434 --> 00:01:26,801 LIES THE TINY KINGDOM OF ANVILANIA, 40 00:01:26,801 --> 00:01:32,300 THE WORLD'S LARGEST PRODUCER AND EXPORTER OF ONE THING...ANVILS. 41 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:35,300 ON THIS VERY DAY, THE CITIZENS OF ANVILANIA 42 00:01:35,300 --> 00:01:39,434 ARE AWAITING THE ARRIVAL OF THE HEIR TO THE THRONE, 43 00:01:39,434 --> 00:01:42,501 THE MAN WHO'S BEEN CHOSEN AS THE NEW KING. 44 00:01:42,501 --> 00:01:44,000 THE KING APPROACHES! 45 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 THE KING APPROACHES! 46 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,501 THE KING APPROACHES! 47 00:01:47,501 --> 00:01:48,501 I HEARD. 48 00:01:48,501 --> 00:01:51,167 UH, EXCUSE ME, PRIME MINISTER. 49 00:01:51,167 --> 00:01:54,267 * THE KING * 50 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:01,300 * GOOD FOLK OF ANVILANIA 51 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:02,901 * WE WELCOME OUR NEW KING * 52 00:02:02,901 --> 00:02:04,601 * SO RAISE YOUR HAMMERS HIGH * 53 00:02:04,601 --> 00:02:06,334 * AND LET THE ANVILS RING * 54 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,467 * WE LET THE ANVILS RING * 55 00:02:09,467 --> 00:02:11,334 * TO WELCOME OUR NEW KING * 56 00:02:11,334 --> 00:02:15,601 * THE KING * 57 00:02:17,801 --> 00:02:19,434 [TIRES SCREECH] 58 00:02:19,434 --> 00:02:21,000 HELLO, MY NAME'S YAKKO. 59 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,367 I'LL BE YOUR KING THIS EVENING. 60 00:02:23,367 --> 00:02:25,701 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, JUST ASK. 61 00:02:32,100 --> 00:02:35,601 MAY I PRESENT MYSELF? I AM THE PRIME MINISTER. 62 00:02:35,601 --> 00:02:37,834 HELLO, PRIME MINISTER NURSE! 63 00:02:37,834 --> 00:02:40,667 BOYS, DO THEY GET BETTER WHEN THEY GET OLDER? 64 00:02:40,667 --> 00:02:44,000 [FANFARE] 65 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,367 WE WELCOME YOU WITH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF ANVILANIA, 66 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:52,033 AS SUNG BY ONE OF OUR NATIONAL TREASURES, MR. PERRY COMA. 67 00:02:54,601 --> 00:02:59,701 * ANVILANIA 68 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:00,767 [SNORE] 69 00:03:00,767 --> 00:03:05,901 * ANVILANIA 70 00:03:05,901 --> 00:03:06,901 [YAWN] 71 00:03:06,901 --> 00:03:12,968 * ANVILANIA * 72 00:03:12,968 --> 00:03:15,000 [SNORING] 73 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:19,000 THAT'S THE NATIONAL ANTHEM? 74 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,834 IT'S NOT SO BAD. 75 00:03:25,968 --> 00:03:26,968 AAH! 76 00:03:26,968 --> 00:03:29,033 GOOD ANVILANIANS, 77 00:03:29,033 --> 00:03:32,634 I PRESENT THE HEIR TO THE THRONE... 78 00:03:34,834 --> 00:03:36,501 * LET US INTRODUCE OURSELVES * 79 00:03:36,501 --> 00:03:37,934 * TO PEOPLE OF THIS LAND 80 00:03:37,934 --> 00:03:39,534 * WE ARE THE WARNER BROTHERS * 81 00:03:39,534 --> 00:03:40,601 * WITH SISTER CLOSE AT HAND * 82 00:03:40,601 --> 00:03:42,367 * I BET YOU ALL ARE WONDERING * 83 00:03:42,367 --> 00:03:43,934 * WHO IS THIS YOUNG UNKNOWN * 84 00:03:43,934 --> 00:03:46,868 * AND WHY AM I INHERITING THE ANVILANIAN THRONE * 85 00:03:46,868 --> 00:03:48,434 * YES, WHY? * YES, WHY? 86 00:03:48,434 --> 00:03:50,067 * YES, WHY? * YES, WHY? 87 00:03:50,067 --> 00:03:53,434 * OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, TELL US WHY * 88 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:55,934 * THE BOTTOM OF THE FAMILY TREE * 89 00:03:55,934 --> 00:03:59,601 * STARTS WITH YAKKO, THAT IS ME * 90 00:03:59,601 --> 00:04:01,501 * I'M THE COUSIN TO THE SISTER * 91 00:04:01,501 --> 00:04:02,968 * OF THE SON'S NIECE'S BROTHER * 92 00:04:02,968 --> 00:04:04,200 * OF THE UNCLE'S DAUGHTER'S FATHER * 93 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,501 * OF THE NEPHEW'S SISTER'S MOTHER * 94 00:04:05,501 --> 00:04:06,834 * AND MY GRANDPA'S ONLY COUSIN * 95 00:04:06,834 --> 00:04:09,801 * WAS THE KING'S DAUGHTER'S SIBLING * 96 00:04:09,801 --> 00:04:11,133 * BUT THEY'RE ALL GONE * 97 00:04:11,133 --> 00:04:12,601 * SO THAT IS WHY 98 00:04:12,601 --> 00:04:14,200 * I AM NOW YOUR KING 99 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,234 * HE IS NOW OUR KING 100 00:04:15,234 --> 00:04:16,701 * YES, I AM NOW YOUR KING * 101 00:04:16,701 --> 00:04:18,067 * REPEAT WHAT I JUST SAID * 102 00:04:18,067 --> 00:04:19,400 * REPEAT WHAT I JUST SAID * 103 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:22,167 * AND LET THE ANVILS RING * 104 00:04:36,133 --> 00:04:37,434 * OLD KING YAKKO'S MANIA * 105 00:04:38,834 --> 00:04:40,100 * WAS FOR ANVILANIA 106 00:04:41,234 --> 00:04:43,968 * SO GOOD CITIZENS, I PLEDGE TO YOU * 107 00:04:43,968 --> 00:04:46,200 * I'LL DO THE BEST THAT I CAN DO * 108 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:50,567 * FOR HONOR, COUNTRY, AND THE KING * 109 00:04:50,567 --> 00:04:51,901 * LET THE ANVIL'S RING * 110 00:04:51,901 --> 00:04:53,400 * LET THE ANVIL'S RING * 111 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,901 * LET THE ANVIL'S RING * 112 00:04:54,901 --> 00:05:00,801 * LET THE ANVIL'S RING * 113 00:05:07,567 --> 00:05:11,734 COME, YOUR MAJESTY, IT IS TIME FOR YOUR CORONATION. 114 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:29,334 I CROWN THEE, YAKKO, KING OF ANVILANIA, 115 00:05:29,334 --> 00:05:33,400 HOLDER OF THE SCEPTER, WEARER OF THE MEDALS, 116 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,601 AND DEFENDER OF THE ANVILS. 117 00:05:36,601 --> 00:05:40,400 HAVE ANYTHING IN A ZANDERBELT WITH A SKOSH MORE ROOM? 118 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,400 AND, NOW, THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. 119 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,901 NOT AGAIN! NOT AGAIN! 120 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:53,467 * ANVILANIA 121 00:05:53,467 --> 00:05:58,801 * ANVILANIA 122 00:05:58,801 --> 00:06:05,834 * ANVILANIA * 123 00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:09,734 [POP] 124 00:06:09,734 --> 00:06:11,400 HUH? HUH? 125 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,267 KING YAKKO, YOUR THRONE. 126 00:06:14,267 --> 00:06:16,767 HOW DO YOU LIFT THE LID? 127 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:19,400 SINCE WHEN DO YOU LIFT THE LID? 128 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,534 YOUR HIGHNESS! YOUR HIGHNESS! 129 00:06:21,534 --> 00:06:24,567 MY HIGHNESS? DID I SIT IN SOMETHING? 130 00:06:24,567 --> 00:06:27,234 MAY I INTRODUCE THE COURT JESTER? 131 00:06:27,234 --> 00:06:31,234 I WANT TO TELL YOU, THIS ANVIL WAS SO BIG... 132 00:06:31,234 --> 00:06:32,968 HOW BIG WAS IT? 133 00:06:32,968 --> 00:06:34,467 I DON'T KNOW. 134 00:06:34,467 --> 00:06:37,167 I CAN'T SEE THE CUE CARD. 135 00:06:37,167 --> 00:06:41,634 NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO GREET THE PEOPLE WITH YOUR ADDRESS. 136 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:43,567 DRESSES WOULD BE DOT'S DEPARTMENT. 137 00:06:43,567 --> 00:06:46,067 I'M INTRODUCING A NEW FALL LINE. 138 00:06:46,067 --> 00:06:47,067 POLKA DOT? 139 00:06:47,067 --> 00:06:48,567 IF YOU INSIST. 140 00:06:48,567 --> 00:06:50,634 [POLKA MUSIC PLAYS] 141 00:06:50,634 --> 00:06:54,467 I MEANT FOR THE KING TO GIVE HIS ADDRESS TO THE PEOPLE. 142 00:06:54,467 --> 00:06:56,734 HOORAY! HOORAY! 143 00:06:56,734 --> 00:06:58,567 [WHISTLING] 144 00:06:58,567 --> 00:07:02,467 CITIZENS OF ANVILANIA, I STAND BEFORE YOU 145 00:07:02,467 --> 00:07:06,000 BECAUSE IF I WAS BEHIND YOU, YOU COULDN'T SEE ME. 146 00:07:07,501 --> 00:07:10,367 THANK YOU, AND NOW FOR MY ADDRESS... 147 00:07:10,367 --> 00:07:13,100 KING YAKKO, CARE OF THE CASTLE, ANVILANIA 90210. 148 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:16,167 I PROMISE NOT TO ABUSE MY TOTAL, UNYIELDING, 149 00:07:16,167 --> 00:07:19,100 SUPREME, AND ABSOLUTE POWER OVER YOU, 150 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:22,367 BUT I MUST ASK YOU ONE THING-- 151 00:07:22,367 --> 00:07:25,434 CAN YOU DO THIS... BLAAOO-BLAAOO-BLAAOO! 152 00:07:25,434 --> 00:07:28,100 BLAAOO-BLAAOO-BLAAOO! 153 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:30,601 OH, VERY GOOD. HOW ABOUT THIS... 154 00:07:30,601 --> 00:07:32,300 WAAHOO-WAAHOO! 155 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:34,734 WAAHOO-WAAHOO! 156 00:07:34,734 --> 00:07:36,767 MY PEOPLE. 157 00:07:36,767 --> 00:07:39,400 NOW, HERE'S AN OLD FAVORITE... NEEE-EEEH! 158 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,400 NEEE-EEEH! 159 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:43,901 GOOD! NOW, HOW ABOUT THIS... BRUUUH! 160 00:07:43,901 --> 00:07:44,901 BRUUUH! 161 00:07:44,901 --> 00:07:47,400 VERY NICE! O.K., NOW THIS... 162 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,400 WEEH-YO-WHOA! 163 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,634 WEEH-YO-WHOA! 164 00:07:59,033 --> 00:08:02,834 SO, THE NEW KING OF ANVILANIA IS A CHILD, 165 00:08:02,834 --> 00:08:04,434 A KID, A PUSHOVER. 166 00:08:04,434 --> 00:08:07,100 A KID, A PUSHOVER. 167 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:10,467 ANVILANIA HAS ALWAYS MADE A FORTUNE OFF THOSE ANVILS, 168 00:08:10,467 --> 00:08:14,868 BUT SOON THAT FORTUNE WILL BE MINE, DO YOU HEAR? 169 00:08:14,868 --> 00:08:18,501 I HEAR, BUT HOW WILL YOU TAKE OVER THE COUNTRY? 170 00:08:18,501 --> 00:08:21,501 I WILL GO THERE AND DEMAND THEY SURRENDER. 171 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:25,501 THE KING IS A CHILD. HE WILL CRUMBLE BEFORE ME. 172 00:08:25,501 --> 00:08:29,000 IT WILL BE LIKE TAKING ANVILS FROM A BABY. 173 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 HA HA HA HA HA! 174 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:38,934 GET THE CAMERA OUT OF MY MOUTH. 175 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,934 * IN DEAR OLD ANVILANIA 176 00:08:51,934 --> 00:08:53,634 * EVERYONE'S OUR FRIEND * 177 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,734 * WE WANT TO MEET YOU ALL * 178 00:08:55,734 --> 00:08:57,300 * AND SHAKE YOU BY THE HEND ** 179 00:08:57,300 --> 00:09:00,968 HEND! HEND! IT RHYMES! 180 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:06,868 DICTATOR OF DUNLIKUS, UMLATT. 181 00:09:08,567 --> 00:09:11,167 THE CLOWN IS HERE! OH, BOY! 182 00:09:11,167 --> 00:09:12,934 YAY! 183 00:09:12,934 --> 00:09:16,200 ARE YOU HERE TO ENTERTAIN US, MR. CLOWN? 184 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:17,901 WHERE ARE YOUR MAGIC TRICKS? 185 00:09:17,901 --> 00:09:20,801 I WANT A BALLOON THAT LOOKS LIKE A WOODCHUCK. 186 00:09:20,801 --> 00:09:24,267 PLEASE, GET OFF ME. I AM THE DICTATOR! 187 00:09:24,267 --> 00:09:27,334 O.K., DIC, OR IS IT MR. TATOR? 188 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,767 I KNOW! LET'S PLAY MUSICAL CHAIRS! 189 00:09:29,767 --> 00:09:31,601 * YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN WE'RE GONNA STOP * 190 00:09:31,601 --> 00:09:33,467 * WE MIGHT GO ON FOREVER * 191 00:09:33,467 --> 00:09:35,534 * YOU COULD GET SICK WAITING FOR US * 192 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:37,033 * OR WE COULD STOP * 193 00:09:38,634 --> 00:09:40,801 DARN! A TIE! 194 00:09:40,801 --> 00:09:43,200 I KNOW! WE'LL HAVE A TIEBREAKER. 195 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,400 PIN THE TAIL ON MR. TATOR! 196 00:09:57,067 --> 00:09:58,567 STOP, YOU OBNOXIOUS CREATURES! 197 00:09:58,567 --> 00:10:02,667 I AM NOT MR. TATOR. I'M NOT THE ENTERTAINMENT! 198 00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:04,767 THAT'S YOUR ENTERTAINMENT... 199 00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:07,634 HEY, TAKE MY ANVIL... 200 00:10:07,634 --> 00:10:09,234 PLEASE. 201 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,234 IF YOU'RE NOT THE ENTERTAINMENT, 202 00:10:11,234 --> 00:10:13,901 YOU SHOULDN'T BE WEARING A COSTUME. 203 00:10:13,901 --> 00:10:15,534 LET'S HELP HIM OUT. 204 00:10:17,734 --> 00:10:19,267 POLKA DOT? 205 00:10:19,267 --> 00:10:21,501 AGAIN? OH, ALL RIGHT. 206 00:10:21,501 --> 00:10:23,534 [POLKA MUSIC PLAYS] 207 00:10:28,234 --> 00:10:31,801 NO, NO! THIS IS THE UNIFORM OF A GREAT MAN. 208 00:10:31,801 --> 00:10:33,400 HE KNOW YOU'RE WEARING IT? 209 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,434 I AM UMLATT OF DULIKIS. 210 00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:38,701 I'M HERE TO DEMAND YOU SURRENDER ANVILANIA TO ME. 211 00:10:38,701 --> 00:10:41,868 I GIVE YOU 24 HOURS TO VACATE. 212 00:10:41,868 --> 00:10:44,901 VACATION ALREADY? IT'S MY FIRST DAY ON THE JOB! 213 00:10:44,901 --> 00:10:47,067 I DEMAND YOUR SURRENDER! 214 00:10:47,067 --> 00:10:49,667 I WILL NOT SURRENDER. YOU SURRENDER. 215 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:51,267 ME, SURRENDER? 216 00:10:51,267 --> 00:10:53,901 I ACCEPT. HAND OVER THE CASTLE KEYS. 217 00:10:53,901 --> 00:10:56,834 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. I'LL GO TO WAR FIRST. 218 00:10:56,834 --> 00:10:59,834 THEN GO AHEAD. AND DON'T COME BACK 219 00:10:59,834 --> 00:11:02,501 UNTIL YOU'VE LEARNED SOME MANNERS, YOUNG MAN. 220 00:11:02,501 --> 00:11:05,234 VERY WELL, YOU SILLY CHILD. 221 00:11:05,234 --> 00:11:06,734 THIS MEANS WAR! 222 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,868 I THOUGHT THAT MEANT TOUCHDOWN. 223 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,267 YAY! 224 00:11:10,267 --> 00:11:11,434 PUSH 'EM BACK. 225 00:11:11,434 --> 00:11:13,400 SHOVE 'EM BACK. WAY BACK! 226 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:19,033 I'LL SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD! 227 00:11:19,033 --> 00:11:22,801 WAIT! YOU FORGOT TO GET YOUR PARKING VALIDATED! 228 00:11:22,801 --> 00:11:24,200 [CASTLE DOOR CLOSES] 229 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,601 OH, POOH. A WAR. 230 00:11:26,701 --> 00:11:28,934 * AND SO I STAND CORRECTED * 231 00:11:28,934 --> 00:11:30,901 * NOT EVERYONE'S OUR FRIEND * 232 00:11:30,901 --> 00:11:32,167 * THAT DICTATOR 233 00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:33,801 * HE WANTS A WAR 234 00:11:33,801 --> 00:11:35,334 * SO OUR COUNTRY WE'LL DEFEND * 235 00:11:35,334 --> 00:11:36,734 * THIS MEANS WAR 236 00:11:36,734 --> 00:11:38,067 * THIS MEANS WAR 237 00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:39,567 * THIS MEANS WAR 238 00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:42,234 * OF COURSE YOU KNOW THIS MEANS WAR * 239 00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:44,367 * YES * 240 00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:47,267 HURRY, YOUR MAJESTY. THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES. 241 00:11:47,267 --> 00:11:49,167 YOU MUST MEET THE CABINET. 242 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,234 HELLO. 243 00:11:50,234 --> 00:11:52,767 I'M YAKKO. NICE TO MEET YOU. 244 00:11:52,767 --> 00:11:54,400 SIRE? 245 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:56,167 WAIT TILL WE'RE ALONE. 246 00:12:00,267 --> 00:12:01,834 GENTLEMEN, PLEASE BE SEATED. 247 00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:05,467 AH-AH-AH-AH. I DIDN'T SAY SIMON SAYS. 248 00:12:06,968 --> 00:12:10,234 SIMON SAYS PLEASE BE SEATED. 249 00:12:11,434 --> 00:12:12,767 SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN? 250 00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:16,701 OUR ARMY HASN'T BEEN TO WAR IN 200 YEARS. 251 00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:18,534 THEY SHOULD BE WELL-RESTED. 252 00:12:18,534 --> 00:12:20,434 WE MUST PREPARE THE TROOPS. 253 00:12:20,434 --> 00:12:23,200 FIRST WE MUST GET NEW WEAPONS. 254 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:27,167 NO, FIRST WE MUST HAVE A NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM. 255 00:12:27,167 --> 00:12:28,267 HIT IT. 256 00:12:29,567 --> 00:12:31,734 * OH, THE ANVILS SHINE 257 00:12:31,734 --> 00:12:34,033 * IN MY OLD ANVILANIAN HOME ** 258 00:12:36,534 --> 00:12:39,868 THANK YOU. PLEASE BE SEATED. 259 00:12:39,868 --> 00:12:41,133 A-HA. VERY GOOD. 260 00:12:41,133 --> 00:12:43,601 SIMON SAYS PLEASE BE SEATED. 261 00:12:46,501 --> 00:12:48,501 YOUR MAJESTY, IF I MAY... 262 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,167 I WISH YOU WOULD. 263 00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:53,601 IF WE POSITION OUR ARMY ON THE NORTHERN BORDER, 264 00:12:53,601 --> 00:12:56,267 AND A BATTALION OF TANKS ON THE LEFT FLANK, 265 00:12:56,267 --> 00:12:59,868 WE'LL FORCE THE ATTACKERS INTO THIS NARROW VALLEY. 266 00:12:59,868 --> 00:13:01,267 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 267 00:13:01,267 --> 00:13:04,000 SORRY, I DOZED OFF THERE FOR A SECOND. 268 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,701 I ASKED WHAT YOU THINK. 269 00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:08,968 I THINK WE SHOULD CHOOSE TEAMS AND PLAY SHUFFLEBOARD. 270 00:13:08,968 --> 00:13:11,000 I'LL TAKE YOU, YOU...AND YOU, 271 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,434 IF YOU'LL HAVE ME. 272 00:13:12,434 --> 00:13:14,000 BUT YOUR HIGHNESS-- 273 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,300 IT'LL BE YOUR HIGHNESS IF YOU DEFY ME. 274 00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:18,601 WE MUST PREPARE. 275 00:13:18,601 --> 00:13:20,000 VERY WELL. DOT, WAKKO... 276 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,868 AS KING OF ANVILANIA, 277 00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:25,667 I APPOINT YOU GENERAL OF THE ARMED FORCES. 278 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:27,934 PREPARE THE TROOPS. 279 00:13:29,534 --> 00:13:32,701 YOU'RE APPOINTED MINSTER OF GIRLIE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 280 00:13:32,701 --> 00:13:34,234 THAT COVERS A LOT. 281 00:13:34,234 --> 00:13:36,133 I KNOW! WE NEED UNIFORMS! 282 00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:38,334 HOW ABOUT THESE? 283 00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:39,834 POLKA DOT? POLKA DOT? 284 00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:42,767 NOT AGAIN. OHH. 285 00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:52,033 NOW, ON WITH THE PLAN. 286 00:13:52,033 --> 00:13:55,000 THE MEETING IS ADJOURNED. YOU'RE ALL DISMISSED. 287 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,033 AH-AH. SIMON DIDN'T SAY. 288 00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:02,634 I THINK THIS UNIFORM NEEDS SOMETHING-- 289 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:05,367 SOMETHING THAT SAYS I'M HERE TO DESTROY YOU, 290 00:14:05,367 --> 00:14:07,834 BUT WITH A SENSE OF FUN. 291 00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:11,801 I GOT IT! WEAR YOUR UNDERWEAR OUTSIDE YOUR PANTS. 292 00:14:11,801 --> 00:14:13,834 HEY, IT WORKED FOR MADONNA. 293 00:14:18,934 --> 00:14:21,033 YOU'RE ABOUT TO HEAD INTO WAR. 294 00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:24,100 I WON'T LIE. SOME OF YOU MAY NOT RETURN, 295 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:26,701 AND THE REST OF YOU DEFINITELY WON'T. 296 00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:29,634 ALTHOUGH WAR IS A CRUEL AND BRUTAL AFFAIR, 297 00:14:29,634 --> 00:14:32,133 IT IS ALSO DANGEROUS AND STUPID. 298 00:14:32,133 --> 00:14:35,000 YOU MAY GET SQUASHED LIKE A BUG 299 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,434 OR CRUNCHED LIKE SHREDDED WHEAT INTO DUST 300 00:14:38,434 --> 00:14:39,601 OR RIPPED APART. 301 00:14:39,601 --> 00:14:41,667 AAH! AAH! AAH! 302 00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:45,334 MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE LIED A LITTLE. 303 00:14:45,334 --> 00:14:47,033 WE'LL GO TO WAR OURSELVES. 304 00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:48,934 HOW HARD COULD IT BE? 305 00:14:48,934 --> 00:14:50,701 THIS HARD. 306 00:14:53,734 --> 00:14:55,033 OOH. 307 00:14:55,033 --> 00:14:58,467 WE'LL NEED A FEW COMMERCIALS TO FIGURE THIS OUT. 308 00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:06,400 HEY, I NEED THAT! 309 00:15:07,701 --> 00:15:10,300 YOU THINK THIS PLAN WILL WORK? 310 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:13,367 IT BETTER. WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE COMMERCIALS. 311 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,000 NO SIGN OF THE ANVILANIAN ARMY OR DICTATORSHIP. 312 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,300 WHAT? 313 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:34,200 THERE'S NO SIGN OF THE ANVILANIANS! 314 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,334 THANK YOU. 315 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:36,934 [ROLLING] 316 00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:38,567 WAIT. WHAT'S THAT? 317 00:15:48,601 --> 00:15:50,901 IT'S A PRESENT FOR THE DICTATOR. 318 00:15:50,901 --> 00:15:52,634 IT'S A PRESENT FOR YOU. 319 00:15:52,634 --> 00:15:53,767 WHAT? 320 00:15:53,767 --> 00:15:55,767 A PRESENT FOR YOU! 321 00:15:55,767 --> 00:15:58,033 THANK YOU. BRING IT IN. 322 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,300 HIT IT! 323 00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:17,300 * ANVILANIAAA 324 00:16:18,234 --> 00:16:24,467 * ANVILANIAAA 325 00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:27,133 * ANVILLAAAAAAAA 326 00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:31,667 * AAANIAAAA * 327 00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:35,234 IT'S THEIR SECRET WEAPON. 328 00:16:35,234 --> 00:16:37,234 [YAWN] 329 00:16:37,234 --> 00:16:38,634 WHAT? 330 00:16:38,634 --> 00:16:40,667 [SNORING] 331 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:47,400 AHHH. 332 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,067 IT WORKED. COME, MY SIBLINGS, 333 00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:53,234 WE MUST CAPTURE THE FLAG. 334 00:17:01,334 --> 00:17:03,701 NOW THAT YOU'VE WON THE WAR, 335 00:17:03,701 --> 00:17:05,767 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 336 00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:07,000 I'M GOING TO DIS-- 337 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,133 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. 338 00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:10,467 WHY AREN'T YOU ASLEEP? 339 00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:11,467 WHAT? 340 00:17:11,467 --> 00:17:13,501 ENOUGH WITH THE WHAT JOKES. 341 00:17:17,367 --> 00:17:18,901 WE WIN. WAR'S OVER. 342 00:17:18,901 --> 00:17:22,467 GO HOME. YOU HAVE NO ARMY. NO HARD FEELINGS. 343 00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:25,267 HA! I DON'T NEED AN ARMY NOW 344 00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:26,767 BECAUSE I'VE GOT YOU. 345 00:17:26,767 --> 00:17:28,267 AND ONCE YOU'RE GONE, 346 00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:30,834 I'LL HAVE YOUR COUNTRY AS WELL. 347 00:17:32,434 --> 00:17:34,267 WAIT. YOU'RE FORGETTING SOMETHING. 348 00:17:34,267 --> 00:17:35,267 WHAT? 349 00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:36,667 BEING AN EVIL VILLAIN, 350 00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:37,968 YOU ARE CONTRACTUALLY REQUIRED 351 00:17:37,968 --> 00:17:40,734 TO EXPLAIN YOUR PLAN BEFORE DISPOSING OF US. 352 00:17:40,734 --> 00:17:41,801 OH, RIGHT. 353 00:17:41,801 --> 00:17:43,734 AFTER I'VE DISPOSED OF YOU, 354 00:17:43,734 --> 00:17:45,234 I WILL CONTROL ANVILANIA 355 00:17:45,234 --> 00:17:50,968 AND THEN FINALLY, THE ANVILS WILL ALL BE MINE! 356 00:17:50,968 --> 00:17:52,701 ANVILS? ANVILS? ANVILS? 357 00:17:52,701 --> 00:17:56,634 YES. I WILL HAVE ALL THE ANVILS. 358 00:17:56,634 --> 00:17:59,234 EXSQUEEZE ME. THIS IS ABOUT ANVILS? 359 00:17:59,234 --> 00:18:00,934 WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? 360 00:18:00,934 --> 00:18:03,133 YOU CAN HAVE MY ANVIL. 361 00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:05,868 I DON'T WANT THIS TINY THING. 362 00:18:05,868 --> 00:18:07,200 THEN HAVE THIS ONE. 363 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,267 NO! 364 00:18:08,267 --> 00:18:10,167 NOT ME. I'M KEEPING MINE. 365 00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:13,767 NO, NO! I WANT BIG ANVILS AND LOTS OF THEM. 366 00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:16,300 NO PROBLEM. WAIT RIGHT HERE. 367 00:18:17,901 --> 00:18:20,367 ACTUALLY... WAIT RIGHT HERE. 368 00:18:24,234 --> 00:18:25,300 [CLUNK] 369 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:26,801 THOSE KIND OF ANVILS? 370 00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,801 YES! 371 00:18:28,801 --> 00:18:30,567 O.K. 372 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,501 [THUD] 373 00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:42,133 [CLANG] 374 00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:48,934 FACTORY DIRECT TO YOU. NO MIDDLE MAN! 375 00:18:48,934 --> 00:18:50,467 I AM THE KING! 376 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,133 [GASP] 377 00:18:57,834 --> 00:18:58,868 FIRE! 378 00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,801 YOU LITTLE-- 379 00:19:16,801 --> 00:19:18,334 WHERE DID THEY GO? 380 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,767 I... 381 00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:31,100 BLEE... 382 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,934 WO... 383 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:37,300 POOR LITTLE EVIL FELLOW WHO ASKED FOR IT. 384 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:41,234 HERE. YOU CAN HAVE MY ANVIL AFTER ALL. 385 00:19:41,234 --> 00:19:43,567 AAH. 386 00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:45,167 THAT COMPLETES THE DELIVERY. 387 00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:46,868 JUST SIGN HERE. 388 00:19:46,868 --> 00:19:48,834 OHH, YOU WIN. 389 00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:51,234 I GIVE UP. I SURRENDER. 390 00:19:51,234 --> 00:19:54,000 DO WITH ME WHAT YOU WILL. 391 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,200 MR. TATOR, I'VE GOT A PUNISHMENT 392 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,968 THAT'S FAIR, JUST, AND CLEVER-- 393 00:19:57,968 --> 00:20:00,334 OR MAYBE JUST FAIRLY CLEVER. 394 00:20:00,334 --> 00:20:01,367 WHATEVER. 395 00:20:21,968 --> 00:20:25,334 * WE THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT * 396 00:20:25,334 --> 00:20:29,100 * AND OF THE WAR WE NOW REPORT * 397 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:30,567 * OUR COUNTRY HAD BEEN THREATENED * 398 00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:31,767 * BY A MEAN AND CRAFTY MAN * 399 00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:33,000 * HE WANTED ALL OUR ANVILS * 400 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,601 * AND OUR COUNTRY IN THE CAN * 401 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:35,934 * WE GATHERED UP THE BRAVEST MEN * 402 00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,267 * BUT THEY ALL RAN AWAY * 403 00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:38,701 * SO WAKKO, DOT, AND I THE KING * 404 00:20:38,701 --> 00:20:40,501 * WENT OFF TO EARN OUR PAY * 405 00:20:40,501 --> 00:20:41,534 * THE BATTLE, IT WAS FIERCE * 406 00:20:41,534 --> 00:20:43,133 * BUT WE ROLLED WITH THE PUNCH * 407 00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:44,734 * THE ODDS, THEY WERE AGAINST US * 408 00:20:44,734 --> 00:20:47,067 * SIX HOURS WITHOUT LUNCH * 409 00:20:47,067 --> 00:20:48,534 * WE FOOLED THE OLD DICTATOR * 410 00:20:48,534 --> 00:20:49,667 * AND HIS CASTLE WAS DESTROYED * 411 00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:50,968 * BUT WE'RE NOT MEAN * 412 00:20:50,968 --> 00:20:54,367 * AND NOW WITH US HE'S GAINFULLY EMPLOYED * 413 00:20:54,367 --> 00:20:56,868 THIS ANVIL WAS SO BIG... 414 00:20:56,868 --> 00:20:58,868 HOW BIG WAS IT? 415 00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:02,767 THIS BIG. 416 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,100 * SO NOW WON'T YOU JOIN US * 417 00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,501 * FOR COUNTRY AND THE KING? * 418 00:21:06,501 --> 00:21:07,968 * RAISE YOUR HAMMERS HIGH * 419 00:21:07,968 --> 00:21:09,200 * AND LET THE ANVILS RING * 420 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,534 * LET THE ANVILS RING 421 00:21:10,534 --> 00:21:16,000 * LET THE ANVILS RING * 422 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,267 [DING DONG] 423 00:21:17,267 --> 00:21:19,334 [DING] 424 00:21:19,334 --> 00:21:22,334 [DONG] 425 00:21:28,734 --> 00:21:30,167 POLKA DOT? POLKA DOT? 426 00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:43,567 WHY NOT? 427 00:22:02,434 --> 00:22:05,167 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 428 00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:09,400 CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993 WARNER BROS. ANIMATION GOODBYE, NURSE! 429 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,767 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 28851

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