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[NARRATOR]
DATELINE--HOLLYWOOD. 1930.
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THE WARNER BROTHERS STUDIO.
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HERE AT THE STUDIO'S
ANIMATION DEPARTMENT,
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THE ARTISTS
TOILED ENDLESSLY
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TO COME UP
WITH CARTOON STARS
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ULTIMATELY CREATING
THREE NEW CHARACTERS--
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THE WARNER BROTHERS
AND THEIR SISTER DOT.
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HELLO, NURSE!
HELLO, NURSE!
HELLO, NURSE!
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UNFORTUNATELY,
THE WARNER KIDS
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WERE TOTALLY
OUT OF CONTROL.
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BOINGY!
BOINGY!
BOINGY!
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BOINGY!
BOINGY!
BOINGY!
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THE TRIO RAN AMUCK
THROUGHOUT THE STUDIO
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UNTIL THEIR CAPTURE.
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THE WARNERS' FILMS, WHICH
MADE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE,
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WERE LOCKED AWAY,
NEVER TO BE RELEASED.
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AS FOR THE WARNERS
THEMSELVES,
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THEY WERE LOCKED AWAY
IN THE STUDIO WATER TOWER,
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ALSO NEVER
TO BE RELEASED.
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PUBLICLY THE STUDIO
HAS DISAVOWED ANY KNOWLEDGE
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OF THE WARNERS' EXISTENCE
TO THIS VERY DAY
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WHEN THE WARNERS ESCAPED.
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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *
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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *
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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *
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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS *
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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *
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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *
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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT
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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *
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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT
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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *
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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* DOT IS CUTE
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* AND YAKKO YAKS
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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *
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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN
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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *
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* GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *
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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *
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* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY
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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE
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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *
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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE?
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *
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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *
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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *
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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *
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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y
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* HERE'S THE SHOW'S
NAMEY *
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* ANIMANIACS
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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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[WATER FLUSHES]
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THE WARNERS HAVE ESCAPED!
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CATCH THEM!
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* LALLY-DALLY-LOO
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* LALLY-DALLY-LEE
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* YOU CAN'T CATCH US *
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* WE'RE THE WARNERS THREE **
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SHUSH.
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TAG.
YOU'RE IT.
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[RASPBERRY]
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I-I CAUGHT 'EM, DOC.
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I-I GOT 'EM.
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GOOD FOR YOU.
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GOOD FOR ME.
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YOU GOT ME,
YOU BIG
DUMMY!
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UM...THERE
THEY ARE.
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GET THEM!
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RALPH, YOU TAKE
THE BACK.
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MISS NURSE, YOU TAKE--
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MY BREATH AWAY.
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YOU TAKE THE SIDE.
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I'LL GO IN THE FRONT.
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OHHH!
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GOODBYE, NURSE!
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I-I...
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GOTCHA!
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UH...NOT.
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WE'LL HIDE HERE
UNTIL THE COAST IS CLEAR.
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[APPLAUSE]
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OOH, A MAGIC SHOW.
THIS OUGHT TO BE FUN.
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FRANZ SHUBERT
INTENDED THIS SCHERZO
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TO REFLECT THE STRUGGLE
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BETWEEN INTELLECT
AND THE CREATIVE PROCESS.
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AHH.
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I DON'T THINK
HE'S A MAGICIAN.
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THIS IS JUST
A SETUP.
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MISTER, PULL A RABBIT
OUT OF YOUR PANTS.
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SHH!
SHH!
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WHAT ARE YOU,
LEAKY TIRES?
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HOWEVER,
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SHUBERT WAS SIMPLY
INCAPABLE
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OF EXPRESSING SUCH
A DELICATE NUANCE.
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BUT, THANKS TO MY GENIUS,
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I WILL PERFORM
THIS GREAT WORK,
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NOT AS THE COMPOSER
WROTE IT,
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BUT AS HE INTENDED.
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SHUBERT'S INTERMEZZO
ANDANTE ALLEGRO OPUS 9.
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*
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WE'RE OUTTA HERE.
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EXCUSE US.
COMING THROUGH.
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MAKE WAY.
PARDON US.
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GANGWAY.
GOTTA GO.
COMING THROUGH.
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UH-OH.
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HIT REVERSE, SIBS.
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SU NODRAP.
YAW EKAM.
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HGUORTH GNIMOC.
SU ESUCXE.
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YAWGMAG.
OG ATTOG.
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[SHOES SQUEAK]
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THE CONCERT HAS BEGUN.
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TAKE YOUR SEATS!
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YOUR MOTHER
USED PAMPERS.
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ONCE AGAIN,
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THE SHUBERT.
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[CRACKING]
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[CRUNCHING]
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CARAMEL CORN?
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DON'T MIND
IF I DO.
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TAFFY?
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'KAY.
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ALL OF IT.
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AAH!
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DISGUSTING!
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THE SHUBERT.
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[BLOWING]
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NOW, THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT.
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[APPLAUSE]
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VERY PETE TOWNSEND-ESQUE.
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WHO?
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EXACTLY.
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OOH!
OOH!
OOH!
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YES, WELL...
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FOR MY NEXT NUMBER,
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LUDWIG VON PLOTZBURGER'S
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MOST COMPELLING
MUSICAL ACCOMPLISHMENT.
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REGRETFULLY,
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ONLY A SOPHISTICATED EAR
AS MINE OWN
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CAN FULLY
APPRECIATE THE DEPTH
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OF THIS MASTERPIECE.
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COMPLETE AND ABSOLUTE
CONCENTRATION
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IS REQUIRED.
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VON PLOTZBURGER'S
PAVAN AND DIRGE
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IN C-MINOR,
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OPUS 7 AND ELEVEN.
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[SNORING]
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**
**
**
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BRAVO!
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BRAVO!
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BRAVO!
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BRAVO!
BRAVO!
BRAVO!
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ENCORE!
ENCORE!
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[WHISTLES]
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AH, SO THERE YOU IS.
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I-I CAUGHT 'EM NOW, DOC.
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GOOD JOB, RALPHIE.
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LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
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VAS IS DAS?
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OHHH!
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BUT...
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WHERE ARE ZE
WARNER BROTHERS?
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* 'TWAS A GUY
NAMED JOE *
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* FROM KOKOMO
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* PLAYIN' THAT
PIANO RAG *
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WHEE!
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* HE BANGED THE KEYS
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* WITH HIS HEAD
AND HIS KNEES *
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* PLAYIN' THAT
PIANO RAG *
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* HE TWIDDLED
WITH THIS TOES *
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* AND HE DIDDLED
WITH HIS NOSE *
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* PLAYIN' THAT
PIANO RAG *
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* AND WHEN THE DAY
WAS DONE *
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* HE HAD SOME FUN
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* PLAYIN' THAT
PIANO RAG *
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* HE WAS PLAYIN'
THAT PIANO RAG **
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[THUNDER]
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THANK YOU.
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KEEP THE CHANGE.
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EXCUSE ME.
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I HAVE TO, UH...
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GIVE, UH...
RETURN, UH...
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SPIT IT OUT, SISTER.
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TAKE THIS CAT!
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IT'S JUST NOT
WORKING OUT.
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I THOUGHT I'D LIKE
HAVING A CAT.
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I THOUGHT SHE'D BE
GOOD COMPANY.
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I JUST WENT THROUGH
A HORRIBLE BREAKUP.
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[SNIFFS]
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EEEUWW, MAN.
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IT'S JUST...
SHE'S SO INDEPENDENT.
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SHE'D JUST SIT
AND STARE AT ME
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LIKE SHE'S BETTER
THAN ME OR SOMETHING.
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YOU UNDERSTAND.
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I WANT A PET WHO'LL
COME WHEN I CALL,
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CUDDLE ME
AFTER A BAD DAY.
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HAVE A KID, LADY.
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AAH!
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OHH...
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WOOF! WOOF!
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SLOW DOWN.
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SLOW DOWN,
WILL YOU?
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RUFF!
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I SPENT 700 BUCKS TRYING
TO POTTY-TRAIN THIS DOG,
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AND HE STILL WON'T
GO ON THE PAPER.
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MY KID REALLY
WANTED A DOG,
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BUT THIS THING'S
EATEN EVERY PAIR
OF SHOES I OWN.
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HE COMPLETELY
DESTROYED
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A $4,000 PURE TEAK
TIMBERKIDS PLAY SET.
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HE CHEWED IT
TO BITS.
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OH, I HATE DOGS.
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GOSH, WHAT A NICE GUY.
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[SNIFFING]
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WHO'S THERE?
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WHERE?
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ALL RIGHT, BUB,
WHO ARE YOU?
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MY NAME'S RUNT,
BUT MY MASTER
CALLS ME STUPID.
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WHAT A NICE GUY.
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WHO ARE YOU?
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NAME'S RITA.
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FIRST TIME
IN THE JOINT?
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YUP.
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WHAT ARE YOU
IN FOR?
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WETTING ON THE CARPET.
YOU?
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SAME AS ALWAYS--
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BEING TOO HIP
FOR THE ROOM.
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OH.
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[SNORING]
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OH, HERE COMES
A TICKET TO FREEDOM.
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MAKE WITH
THE SAD EYES.
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I'M LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING CUTE,
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SOMETHING
INDEPENDENT.
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OH, THAT'S IT!
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OH, IT'S ADORABLE!
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OH!
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[COUGH]
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OH.
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COME TO MAMA.
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HUMANS. GO FIG.
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YEAH, AIN'T THEY GREAT?
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WHO ELSE WOULD
ADOPT A RAT?
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?
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SOON WE'LL BE SLEEPING
THE BIG SLEEP.
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I COULD USE A NAP.
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THEY'RE GOING
TO GAS US!
253
00:15:22,267 --> 00:15:24,000
WE'LL BE DEAD.
254
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,934
I DON'T THINK
I'M THAT TIRED.
255
00:15:26,934 --> 00:15:29,400
YOU'RE NOT A VERY
SMART CAT, HUH?
256
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:32,434
NOPE.
257
00:15:32,434 --> 00:15:34,701
WELL, AT LEAST
YOU'RE HONEST.
258
00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:37,334
[YAWN]
259
00:15:37,334 --> 00:15:40,200
WHAT'S A HUMAN
GOOD FOR, ANYWAY?
260
00:15:43,968 --> 00:15:45,767
THEY PET YOU
WHEN YOU'RE SAD.
261
00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:47,734
THEY SMACK YOU
WHEN YOU'RE BAD.
262
00:15:47,734 --> 00:15:49,467
WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY,
THEY DEFINITELY
FEED YOU.
263
00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:51,534
YEAH, ON VACATIONS
THEY LEAVE YOU
264
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:54,067
WITH HARDLY
NO FOOD.
265
00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:55,567
RING A BELL, DUDE?
266
00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:56,567
[WHIMPERS]
267
00:15:56,567 --> 00:15:58,334
EXACTLY MY POINT.
268
00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:02,100
* HUMANS AIN'T
WHAT THEY SEEM TO BE *
269
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:05,601
* THEY DON'T MEAN
THAT MUCH TO ME *
270
00:16:05,601 --> 00:16:08,834
* NO, NOT MUCH AT ALL
271
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:13,467
* WHEN YOU'RE
LITTLE AND TINY *
272
00:16:13,467 --> 00:16:15,501
* THEY PET
YOUR CUTE HEINIE *
273
00:16:17,334 --> 00:16:19,234
* BUT THEN
WHEN YOU GROW *
274
00:16:19,234 --> 00:16:21,367
IT'S A SIMPLE NO-SHOW *
275
00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:23,200
* IT'S SHOO-SHOO
OFF THIS *
276
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,167
* AND DON'T YOU DARE
SCRATCH ON THAT *
277
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:27,300
* IF THEY CALL YOU
AT ALL *
278
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:30,300
* IT'S ALWAYS
"DUMB CAT" *
279
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:34,167
* HUMANS AIN'T
WHAT THEY SEEM TO BE *
280
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:37,467
* THEY DON'T MEAN
THAT MUCH TO ME *
281
00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:40,801
* NO, NOT MUCH AT ALL
282
00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:43,434
* BUT WHEN IT'S
ALL DARK AND QUIET *
283
00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:46,100
* I TRY HARD
TO FIGHT IT *
284
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:48,367
* BUT I DREAM OF HOME
285
00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:51,267
* THEN I WON'T
HAVE TO ROAM *
286
00:16:52,634 --> 00:16:56,701
* SOMEONE TO FEED ME
AND PUT ME TO BED *
287
00:16:56,701 --> 00:16:58,734
* AND SCRATCH ME
JUST SO *
288
00:16:58,734 --> 00:17:01,000
* ON TOP OF MY HEAD
289
00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:03,934
* BUT I AIN'T
GONNA LOVE 'EM *
290
00:17:03,934 --> 00:17:06,567
* NOT GONNA
ANSWER THAT CALL *
291
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:10,501
* 'CAUSE HUMANS DON'T MEAN
THAT MUCH TO ME *
292
00:17:10,501 --> 00:17:12,601
* NO
293
00:17:12,601 --> 00:17:21,234
* NOT MUCH AT ALL *
294
00:17:24,534 --> 00:17:25,901
[SIGH]
295
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,367
WHO KNEW?
296
00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:31,868
HEY, UH...
297
00:17:31,868 --> 00:17:34,734
IT'S BEEN NICE MAKING
YOUR ACQUAINTANCE.
298
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:36,300
IF I MADE IT,
299
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:39,000
I'M GLAD IT WAS NICE.
300
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,133
UH, HEY, IF YOU
EVER NEED ANYTHING,
301
00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:43,367
JUST WHISTLE.
302
00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:52,000
[WHISTLING
POP GOES THE WEASEL]
303
00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:55,734
ME AND MY OVERUSED CLICHES.
304
00:17:58,601 --> 00:18:00,234
LET'S ASSUME
THE APPARENT.
305
00:18:00,234 --> 00:18:02,834
YOU WANT ME
TO BUST YOU OUT.
306
00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:05,701
IF I DON'T,
IT'LL PLAY
ON MY CONSCIENCE
307
00:18:05,701 --> 00:18:07,767
LIKE AN OUT-OF-TUNE
ACCORDION.
308
00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:10,767
ONCE I SPRING YOU,
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
309
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:13,701
I DON'T KNOW YOU.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
310
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,100
WOOF!
311
00:18:17,701 --> 00:18:19,767
WOOF?
312
00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:22,267
YOU'RE A DOG!
313
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,968
SO ARE YOU.
314
00:18:23,968 --> 00:18:25,901
YOU'RE
A GOOD DOG, RITA,
315
00:18:25,901 --> 00:18:27,400
A REALLY GOOD DOG.
316
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,567
I AM A CAT.
317
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,701
A CAT?
318
00:18:30,701 --> 00:18:31,934
A CAT?
319
00:18:31,934 --> 00:18:33,434
WHERE?
WHERE'S A CAT?
320
00:18:33,434 --> 00:18:34,934
WHERE'S
THE FURRY FELINE?
321
00:18:34,934 --> 00:18:36,868
I'LL CHOMP IT
TO BITS.
322
00:18:36,868 --> 00:18:38,467
GRRR!
323
00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:40,300
GRRR!
324
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,234
AW, NEVER MIND.
LET'S AMSCRAY.
325
00:18:42,234 --> 00:18:44,467
BREAK IT UP.
326
00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:46,334
TROUBLEMAKERS, HUH?
327
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:49,234
LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE
TO SEPARATE YOU TWO.
328
00:18:49,234 --> 00:18:51,000
GRRR...WOOF!
329
00:18:58,567 --> 00:19:01,734
I HATE GOVERNMENT JOBS.
330
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,734
HEY, LASSIE!
331
00:19:05,734 --> 00:19:07,234
YOU CAN STOP NOW.
332
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,868
HEEL, BOY!
333
00:19:10,868 --> 00:19:12,601
[THWACK]
334
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,133
[SIGH]
335
00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:16,667
DOGS.
336
00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:20,334
THAT WAS A PRETTY
CHIVALROUS THING
337
00:19:20,334 --> 00:19:22,667
YOU DID BACK THERE.
338
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:23,934
REALLY?
339
00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:25,501
GEE, I'M SORRY.
340
00:19:25,501 --> 00:19:27,000
WHAT DO YOU SAY
341
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,000
WE PAL AROUND
TOGETHER
FOR A WHILE
342
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
TILL WE FIND
A HOME?
343
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,501
THAT WOULD BE TERRIFIC.
344
00:19:33,501 --> 00:19:35,767
BUT WHEN WE EACH
FIND HOMES...
345
00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:38,701
I DON'T KNOW YOU.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
346
00:19:38,701 --> 00:19:39,934
DEAL?
347
00:19:39,934 --> 00:19:41,901
I DON'T HAVE
ANY CARDS.
348
00:19:43,701 --> 00:19:46,334
HIT THE ROAD,
EINSTEIN.
349
00:19:47,901 --> 00:19:50,667
HEY, RITA, LOOK
AT ALL THE TREES!
350
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:54,234
WHAT HAVE I STARTED?
351
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:57,167
DO OTHER DOGS KNOW
ALL ABOUT THESE TREES?
352
00:19:57,167 --> 00:19:58,734
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
353
00:19:58,734 --> 00:20:00,100
SMELL THIS ONE, RITA.
354
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:02,234
THIS ONE SMELLS
LIKE CHEESE.
355
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:06,934
DEFINITELY
A CHEESE TREE.
356
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:39,200
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
357
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,000
CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION,
A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P.
358
00:21:00,901 --> 00:21:03,868
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
359
00:21:03,868 --> 00:21:06,334
GOODBYE, NURSE!
GOODBYE,
NURSE!
GOODBYE, NURSE!
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