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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,167 --> 00:00:05,467 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 2 00:00:05,467 --> 00:00:09,167 * IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS * 3 00:00:09,167 --> 00:00:11,767 * AND WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX * 4 00:00:11,767 --> 00:00:13,667 * SO JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX * 5 00:00:13,667 --> 00:00:15,234 * YOU'LL LAUGH TILL YOU COLLAPSE * 6 00:00:15,234 --> 00:00:17,334 * WE'RE ANIMANIACS * 7 00:00:17,334 --> 00:00:19,200 * COME JOIN THE WARNER BROS. * 8 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,701 * AND THE WARNER SISTER DOT * 9 00:00:20,701 --> 00:00:24,033 * JUST FOR FUN, WE RUN AROUND THE WARNER MOVIE LOT * 10 00:00:24,033 --> 00:00:25,200 * THEY LOCK US IN THE TOWER * 11 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:26,701 * WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT 12 00:00:26,701 --> 00:00:28,267 * BUT WE BREAK LOOSE AND THEN VAMOOSE * 13 00:00:28,267 --> 00:00:29,567 * AND NOW YOU KNOW THE PLOT * 14 00:00:29,567 --> 00:00:31,734 * WE'RE ANIMANIACS * 15 00:00:31,734 --> 00:00:35,033 * DOT IS CUTE AND YAKKO YAKS * 16 00:00:35,033 --> 00:00:36,701 * WAKKO PACKS AWAY THE SNACKS * 17 00:00:36,701 --> 00:00:38,200 * WHILE BILL CLINTON PLAYS THE SAX * 18 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,167 * WE'RE ANIMANIACS * 19 00:00:41,167 --> 00:00:42,300 * MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN 20 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:44,133 * WHO WANT TO RULE THE UNIVERSE * 21 00:00:44,133 --> 00:00:45,300 * BUT FEATHERS FLOCK TOGETHER * 22 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:46,868 * SLAPPY WACKS THEM WITH HER PURSE * 23 00:00:46,868 --> 00:00:48,267 * LUCKY CHASES MINDY 24 00:00:48,267 --> 00:00:49,767 * WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE 25 00:00:49,767 --> 00:00:50,767 * THE WRITERS FLIP 26 00:00:50,767 --> 00:00:51,734 * WE HAVE NO SCRIPT 27 00:00:51,734 --> 00:00:53,033 * WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? 28 00:00:53,033 --> 00:00:55,000 * WE'RE ANIMANIACS * 29 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,367 * WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY CONTRACTS * 30 00:00:58,367 --> 00:00:59,834 * WE'RE SAVIN' TO THE MAX * 31 00:00:59,834 --> 00:01:01,534 * THERE'S BOLOGNA IN OUR SLACKS * 32 00:01:01,534 --> 00:01:02,868 * WE'RE ANIMANEY * 33 00:01:02,868 --> 00:01:04,100 * TOTALLY INSANEY 34 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:05,834 * THE RAIN IN SPAINEY 35 00:01:05,834 --> 00:01:07,901 * ANIMANIACS 36 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,767 * THOSE ARE THE FACTS * 37 00:01:30,534 --> 00:01:33,567 IT WAS A CHICKEN, I TELL YOU. 38 00:01:39,067 --> 00:01:41,634 DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF! 39 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:44,634 DO YOU KNOW WHAT KEEPS THIS STUDIO RUNNING? 40 00:01:44,634 --> 00:01:47,200 UH...YOUR BRILLIANT LEADERSHIP, T.P.? 41 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:48,767 I MEAN BESIDES THAT. 42 00:01:48,767 --> 00:01:50,701 WHAT KEEPS THIS PLACE GOING? 43 00:01:51,667 --> 00:01:53,234 MEL GIBSON MOVIES? 44 00:01:53,234 --> 00:01:54,801 YES, SCRATCHANSNIFF! 45 00:01:54,801 --> 00:01:57,267 HOW DO WE PAY FOR THEM? 46 00:01:57,267 --> 00:02:00,734 WITH MONEY. MONEY! AND WE NEED MORE. 47 00:02:00,734 --> 00:02:02,234 WITH THAT IN MIND, 48 00:02:02,234 --> 00:02:04,968 I'VE INVITED SOME POWERFUL FOREIGN INVESTORS 49 00:02:04,968 --> 00:02:06,434 TO COME HERE TOMORROW. 50 00:02:06,434 --> 00:02:09,334 THEY'RE PREPARED TO GIVE US ONE BILL-- 51 00:02:09,334 --> 00:02:12,100 ONE BILL-- 52 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:13,968 ONE BILLION DOLLARS! 53 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:16,000 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 54 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,400 THAT'S A ONE WITH LOTS OF ZEROS AFTER IT. 55 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,033 NO! IT MEANS TOMORROW 56 00:02:21,033 --> 00:02:23,634 IS THE STUDIO'S MOST IMPORTANT DAY! 57 00:02:23,634 --> 00:02:25,501 I'M THROWING A GALA BANQUET 58 00:02:25,501 --> 00:02:27,000 ON SOUND STAGE 10. 59 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,501 EVERY HOLLYWOOD STAR WILL BE THERE. 60 00:02:29,501 --> 00:02:31,634 THE INVESTORS GET ROYAL TREATMENT, 61 00:02:31,634 --> 00:02:33,400 AND WE'LL GET THE CHECK... 62 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,601 IFIT GOES SMOOTHLY! 63 00:02:35,601 --> 00:02:37,167 THERE'S JUST ONE CATCH. 64 00:02:37,167 --> 00:02:38,734 BEFORE THEY INVEST, 65 00:02:38,734 --> 00:02:41,734 THEY WANT TO MEET EVERYONE WHO WORKS HERE, 66 00:02:41,734 --> 00:02:42,801 INCLUDING YOU... 67 00:02:42,801 --> 00:02:44,234 OOH, THAT'S NICE! 68 00:02:44,234 --> 00:02:45,734 I LIKE A PARTY. 69 00:02:45,734 --> 00:02:48,067 AND INCLUDING... THE WARNER BROS. 70 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:49,067 HI, T.P.! 71 00:02:49,067 --> 00:02:50,601 AND THE WARNER SISTER. 72 00:02:50,601 --> 00:02:51,701 NO, T.P.! 73 00:02:51,701 --> 00:02:54,234 DON'T LET THE INVESTORS MEET THEM! 74 00:02:54,234 --> 00:02:56,334 THEY'RE OUT OF CONTROL! THEY'RE-- 75 00:02:56,334 --> 00:02:58,000 YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. 76 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,701 YOU'RE THE STUDIO PSYCHIATRIST. 77 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,968 YOU HAVE 24 HOURS, SCRATCHANSNIFF, 78 00:03:05,968 --> 00:03:08,033 TO TEACH THEM SOME MANNERS. 79 00:03:08,033 --> 00:03:11,033 I CAN'T HAVE THOSE-- THOSE--WHAT ARE THEY? 80 00:03:11,033 --> 00:03:12,534 I DON'T KNOW. 81 00:03:12,534 --> 00:03:15,934 WELL, I CAN'T HAVE THEM RUINING THIS BANQUET! UNDERSTAND? 82 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:17,234 ALL RIGHT. 83 00:03:17,234 --> 00:03:18,300 I'LL TRY. 84 00:03:18,300 --> 00:03:21,234 TRYING IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH, SCRATCHANSNIFF. 85 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:22,234 DO IT! 86 00:03:22,234 --> 00:03:23,868 UH! ARGH! OH! 87 00:03:23,868 --> 00:03:24,901 OOF! 88 00:03:28,567 --> 00:03:29,667 GRRR! 89 00:03:34,601 --> 00:03:36,801 BRING ME THE WARNER BROS. 90 00:03:39,501 --> 00:03:41,667 WISH ME LUCK, SIGGY. 91 00:03:49,334 --> 00:03:52,033 [STRAINING SOUNDS] 92 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:55,434 * HELLO 93 00:03:55,434 --> 00:03:57,033 * DOCTOR 94 00:03:57,033 --> 00:03:59,367 * SCRATCHANSNIFF 95 00:03:59,367 --> 00:04:00,834 * HE ASKS A LOT OF QUESTIONS * 96 00:04:00,834 --> 00:04:02,234 * TO FIND OUT WHAT WE THINK * 97 00:04:02,234 --> 00:04:04,467 * HE'S DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF, THE STUDIO SHRINK * 98 00:04:04,467 --> 00:04:05,467 * HE SAYS 99 00:04:05,467 --> 00:04:06,400 HOW DO YOU FEEL? 100 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:07,467 * WE SAY, WITH OUR HANDS 101 00:04:07,467 --> 00:04:08,734 HOW DO YOU STAY TOGETHER? 102 00:04:08,734 --> 00:04:10,200 * WE USE RUBBER BANDS 103 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,734 I WANT TO KNOW YOUR PSYCHE. 104 00:04:11,734 --> 00:04:13,000 * THERE'S TWO INSIDE OUR SKULL * 105 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,267 NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THAT? 106 00:04:14,267 --> 00:04:15,434 * A BI-PSYCHE-SKULL 107 00:04:15,434 --> 00:04:17,133 * HE KNOWS OUR MOTIVATIONS 108 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:18,400 * THAT'S WHAT HE'D LIKE TO THINK * 109 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,701 * HE'S DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF, THE STUDIO SHRINK ** 110 00:04:20,701 --> 00:04:21,734 [CRASH] 111 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:24,767 STOP THAT! STOP! 112 00:04:24,767 --> 00:04:27,234 DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE? 113 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:29,567 NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHY, DOC, 114 00:04:29,567 --> 00:04:31,534 ALTHOUGH SCHOPENHAUER HAD A THEORY-- 115 00:04:31,534 --> 00:04:33,434 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! 116 00:04:33,434 --> 00:04:34,467 WHY'D YA SAY IT? 117 00:04:34,467 --> 00:04:35,868 YOU'RE MISINTERPRETING! 118 00:04:35,868 --> 00:04:37,968 NO, THIS IS MISS INTERPRETING. 119 00:04:37,968 --> 00:04:39,701 THIS IS MISS UNDERSTANDING. 120 00:04:39,701 --> 00:04:42,033 AND I'M MISS-TERIOUS. 121 00:04:42,033 --> 00:04:45,234 OOH, A GIANT PEZ DISPENSER. WANT ONE? 122 00:04:45,234 --> 00:04:47,534 STOP PLAYING WITH MY BUST! 123 00:04:49,567 --> 00:04:50,567 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 124 00:04:50,567 --> 00:04:53,434 BE QUIET! I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. 125 00:04:53,434 --> 00:04:54,501 STORY TIME! 126 00:04:54,501 --> 00:04:56,501 GET TO THE SCARY PART. 127 00:04:56,501 --> 00:04:58,000 WHAT SCARY PART? 128 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,167 THE PART WITH MY PET. 129 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,234 ARGGH! 130 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:02,300 AAH! 131 00:05:04,234 --> 00:05:07,734 YA, YA, YOUR PET. O.K. GOOD PET, HEH HEH. 132 00:05:07,734 --> 00:05:09,067 NOW LISTEN, 133 00:05:09,067 --> 00:05:12,400 THE STUDIO'S GIVING A BIG PARTY FOR SOME INVESTORS 134 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:15,601 WITH MOVIE STARS AND EVERYTHING AND... 135 00:05:15,601 --> 00:05:17,200 YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED. 136 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,167 MOVIE STARS? 137 00:05:19,167 --> 00:05:20,701 MICHELLE PFEIFFER! 138 00:05:20,701 --> 00:05:22,167 MEL GIBSON! 139 00:05:22,167 --> 00:05:23,701 DON KNOTTS! 140 00:05:23,701 --> 00:05:24,834 PLEASE! 141 00:05:24,834 --> 00:05:26,868 THERE'S ALSO SOME BAD NEWS. 142 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:29,501 BEA ARTHUR'S PUTTING OUT A SWIMSUIT CALENDAR? 143 00:05:29,501 --> 00:05:30,567 SHE IS? 144 00:05:30,567 --> 00:05:31,701 NO! 145 00:05:31,701 --> 00:05:33,133 THE BAD NEWS IS, 146 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:36,200 YOU CAN ONLY GO IF TRAINED TO BE 147 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,968 POLITE, CLEAN, WELL-DRESSED CHILDREN 148 00:05:38,968 --> 00:05:40,467 ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR. 149 00:05:40,467 --> 00:05:43,701 I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS A PARTY. 150 00:05:43,701 --> 00:05:45,734 WELL, YES OR NO? 151 00:05:46,701 --> 00:05:49,200 [MUMBLING] 152 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:51,634 WELL, WHAT DID YOU DECIDE? 153 00:05:51,634 --> 00:05:54,300 [MUMBLING] 154 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:56,801 YES OR NO? 155 00:05:56,801 --> 00:05:57,868 YES! 156 00:05:57,868 --> 00:05:59,634 YOU GOT A DEAL. 157 00:05:59,634 --> 00:06:02,234 LET THE TRAINING BEGIN! 158 00:06:02,234 --> 00:06:03,734 KEEP YOUR GUARD UP! 159 00:06:03,734 --> 00:06:04,801 RIGHT! RIGHT! 160 00:06:04,801 --> 00:06:07,133 AHH, YOU'RE A WRECKING MACHINE! 161 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:08,200 EEEE! 162 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:14,167 I GOT A HEADACHE THIS BIG. 163 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,834 AND NOW, MY LITTLE... 164 00:06:17,834 --> 00:06:19,200 FRIENDS, 165 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:22,200 WE SHALL BEGIN TRAINING YOU FOR THE PARTY. 166 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,501 OH, MISS NURSE? 167 00:06:23,501 --> 00:06:25,133 WILL YOU COME IN? 168 00:06:31,534 --> 00:06:34,701 HELLO, NURSE! 169 00:06:34,701 --> 00:06:36,334 BOYS. GO FIG. 170 00:06:36,334 --> 00:06:39,801 SHE'S GOING TO ASSIST ME IN YOUR LESSONS ON ETIQUETTE. 171 00:06:39,801 --> 00:06:41,834 START WITH THE RECEIVING LINE. 172 00:06:45,367 --> 00:06:47,501 NO! THAT'S A CONGA LINE! 173 00:06:47,501 --> 00:06:50,934 NICE TO KNOW YOU'RE UP ON YOUR DANCE STEPS. 174 00:06:50,934 --> 00:06:52,901 ARGH! 175 00:06:52,901 --> 00:06:54,234 GRRR! 176 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,200 NOW, IN A RECEIVING LINE, 177 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,968 IF I INTRODUCED HER, 178 00:06:58,968 --> 00:07:01,367 WHAT WOULD BE THE PROPER GREETING? 179 00:07:01,367 --> 00:07:03,234 HELLO, NURSE! 180 00:07:03,234 --> 00:07:06,300 NO, NO! A PROPER GREETING LIKE THIS-- 181 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:11,667 HOW DO YOU DO? 182 00:07:11,667 --> 00:07:13,667 NOW, YAKKO, YOU TRY. 183 00:07:17,634 --> 00:07:19,601 HOW DO YOU DO... 184 00:07:19,601 --> 00:07:21,701 THAT THING WITH YOUR MOUTH? 185 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,834 TAKE ME AWAY... 186 00:07:25,834 --> 00:07:28,701 BUT BE GENTLE. I'M FRAGILE. 187 00:07:28,701 --> 00:07:31,567 IT'S IMPOLITE TO BE THAT PERSONAL. 188 00:07:31,567 --> 00:07:32,567 WAKKO? 189 00:07:32,567 --> 00:07:33,434 I DISAGREE! 190 00:07:33,434 --> 00:07:36,601 NO! I WANT YOU TO GREET THE LADY. 191 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,501 HELLO, NURSE! 192 00:07:42,501 --> 00:07:45,501 NO, NO, NO. HOW DO YOU DO? 193 00:07:45,501 --> 00:07:46,667 FINE, THANKS. 194 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:47,834 EEE! 195 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:50,834 DOT, WOULD YOU CARE TO TRY IT? 196 00:07:50,834 --> 00:07:52,934 BUT MAKE A LITTLE CURTSY. 197 00:07:52,934 --> 00:07:55,834 THANKS, BUT I DID BEFORE I LEFT HOME. 198 00:07:55,834 --> 00:07:57,701 NO, A CURTSY. 199 00:07:57,701 --> 00:07:59,167 MAKE A LITTLE CURTSY. 200 00:07:59,167 --> 00:08:01,067 HA HA HA HA! 201 00:08:01,067 --> 00:08:02,601 * MAKE A LITTLE CURTSY * 202 00:08:02,601 --> 00:08:05,100 A CURTSY! A LITTLE CURTSY. 203 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:06,634 HA HA HA HA! 204 00:08:06,634 --> 00:08:08,200 STOP IT! STOP THAT! 205 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,434 I'M NOT HERE TO AMUSE YOU. 206 00:08:10,434 --> 00:08:12,934 THEN, PLEASE, STOP BEING SO FUNNY. 207 00:08:12,934 --> 00:08:15,734 NOW, DOT, PLEASE GIVE IT A TRY. 208 00:08:15,734 --> 00:08:18,367 HOW DO YOU DO? 209 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,801 TEE-HEE. CURTSY LAUGH. 210 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:22,067 OHH! 211 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:25,534 LET'S MOVE ON. 212 00:08:25,534 --> 00:08:26,701 AND LIFT! 213 00:08:26,701 --> 00:08:28,067 COMING THROUGH! 214 00:08:29,434 --> 00:08:32,434 UH, WHERE DO YOU WANT THE COUCH, MAC? 215 00:08:32,434 --> 00:08:33,467 [SIGH] 216 00:08:34,567 --> 00:08:36,567 WE'LL WORK ON OUR DICTION. 217 00:08:36,567 --> 00:08:39,133 HOW DO WE AVOID BAD ELOCUTION? 218 00:08:39,133 --> 00:08:41,167 STAY INSIDE DURING A THUNDERSTORM. 219 00:08:43,133 --> 00:08:45,100 NO, NO. ELOCUTION-- 220 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,634 DICTION, PRONUNCIATION. 221 00:08:46,634 --> 00:08:49,234 WE'LL WORK ON OUR VOWEL SOUNDS. 222 00:08:49,234 --> 00:08:50,834 LET'S PRONOUNCE THIS. 223 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:53,267 A-E-I-O-U. 224 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:58,200 AEIOU. AAEEOOO. 225 00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,467 NO, NO! 226 00:08:59,467 --> 00:09:01,901 I WANT THE LETTERS! THE LETTERS! 227 00:09:01,901 --> 00:09:02,934 SCRATCHANSNIFF, 228 00:09:02,934 --> 00:09:04,000 SCRATCHANSNIFF, 229 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,133 SCRATCHANSNIFF. 230 00:09:05,133 --> 00:09:07,234 HEY! DR. OTTO SCRATCHANSNIFF, 231 00:09:07,234 --> 00:09:09,868 YOU MAY HAVE WON $10 MILLION! 232 00:09:09,868 --> 00:09:12,267 ARE YOU MARRIED? 233 00:09:12,267 --> 00:09:13,834 NO, NO, NO! 234 00:09:13,834 --> 00:09:16,634 WITH A TEMPER LIKE THAT, IT'S NO WONDER. 235 00:09:16,634 --> 00:09:18,234 STOP! HALTENZIE! 236 00:09:18,234 --> 00:09:20,367 GET--NO! IN YOUR SEATS! 237 00:09:20,367 --> 00:09:22,100 IF YOU WANT TO GO, 238 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:24,133 YOU MUST STOP THE GAGS! 239 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,534 OH, ALL RIGHT. 240 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:29,601 [SIGH] 241 00:09:29,601 --> 00:09:31,133 LET'S PLUNGE AHEAD. 242 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:32,300 O.K.! 243 00:09:33,367 --> 00:09:35,000 [WAKKO] CANNONBALL! 244 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,467 AAH! 245 00:09:38,267 --> 00:09:40,200 WHEN IT'S TIME TO EAT, 246 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:43,200 TABLE MANNERS ARE OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE. 247 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,567 I WANT YOU TO SIT UP. 248 00:09:46,801 --> 00:09:47,868 ARF! 249 00:09:47,868 --> 00:09:49,901 WE CAN ALSO PLAY DEAD. 250 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:54,200 GET UP! GET UP! 251 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,667 WHAT, WITHOUT A TREAT? 252 00:09:55,667 --> 00:09:56,834 YES! 253 00:09:56,834 --> 00:09:59,200 SHAMU WOULDN'T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS. 254 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,934 BUT SHAMU DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO THE PARTY! 255 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,434 WAS SHE INVITED? 256 00:10:03,434 --> 00:10:04,467 ARGH! 257 00:10:11,467 --> 00:10:14,334 HELLO, FRENCH NURSE! 258 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,200 NEVER MIND. 259 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,734 NOW, WE'LL EAT A PRACTICE MEAL. 260 00:10:19,734 --> 00:10:22,501 I'LL CORRECT YOU AS WE GO ALONG. BEGIN. 261 00:10:23,501 --> 00:10:25,701 [SLURPING] 262 00:10:31,534 --> 00:10:32,968 DON'T USE YOUR HANDS! 263 00:10:32,968 --> 00:10:34,501 USE THE PROPER TOOLS! 264 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,567 STOP THAT! SIT DOWN! 265 00:10:36,567 --> 00:10:38,734 DO YOU WANT TO GO OR NOT? 266 00:10:38,734 --> 00:10:40,400 YES. 267 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,367 AAH! 268 00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:43,367 FINE. 269 00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:46,400 NOW THEN, YOU HAVE A SALAD FORK, 270 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,400 DINNER FORK, 271 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,400 BUTTER KNIFE, 272 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,400 WATER GLASS, 273 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,400 SOUP SPOON, 274 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,434 DINNER KNIFE, 275 00:10:51,434 --> 00:10:52,434 FISH KNIFE, 276 00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:53,934 OYSTER FORK, DESSERT SPOON, 277 00:10:53,934 --> 00:10:55,434 NAPKIN, FINGER BOWL, 278 00:10:55,434 --> 00:10:56,934 DINNER SPOON, SALAD KNIFE, 279 00:10:56,934 --> 00:10:58,667 BREAD PLATE. GOT IT? 280 00:10:58,667 --> 00:11:01,167 I CAN BEAT IT-- FULL HOUSE. 281 00:11:01,167 --> 00:11:02,667 OHH! 282 00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:04,167 YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION! 283 00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:06,667 YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANY OF THAT! 284 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,734 YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ANYTHING! 285 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:10,801 WELL, SURE WE ARE, DOC. 286 00:11:10,801 --> 00:11:12,267 LET'S REVIEW, SHALL WE? 287 00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:16,234 * WHEN YOU WALK INTO A PARTY * 288 00:11:16,234 --> 00:11:18,100 * IT'S A FORMAL UNIVERSE * 289 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:19,334 YA! 290 00:11:19,334 --> 00:11:20,634 * SO YOU JUMP UP ON YOUR HOST * 291 00:11:20,634 --> 00:11:22,334 * AND WITH A KISS SAY HELLO, NURSE * 292 00:11:22,334 --> 00:11:23,834 NO! 293 00:11:23,834 --> 00:11:26,067 * REMEMBER THAT GOOD DICTION * 294 00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:28,067 * REFLECTS SO WELL ON YOU * 295 00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:29,300 YA! 296 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:31,167 * SO PRACTICE ALL YOUR VOWEL SOUNDS * 297 00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:33,434 * BY SAYING AEIOUUU 298 00:11:33,434 --> 00:11:34,934 NO! 299 00:11:34,934 --> 00:11:37,100 * TO USE THE RIGHT UTENSILS * 300 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:39,968 * ONE OF ETIQUETTE'S DEMANDS * 301 00:11:39,968 --> 00:11:41,901 * SO WE RECOMMEND YOU THROW THEM OUT * 302 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,167 * AND EAT WITH YOUR HANDS 303 00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:46,167 * A SALAD FORK, A DINNER FORK * 304 00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:47,601 * A BUTTER KNIFE, A WATER GLASS * 305 00:11:47,601 --> 00:11:48,667 * A SOUP SPOON, A DINNER KNIFE * 306 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,000 * A FORK FOR EATING PICKLED BASS * 307 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,434 * AN OYSTER FORK, DESSERT SPOON * 308 00:11:51,434 --> 00:11:52,901 * A NAPKIN AND A FINGER BOWL * 309 00:11:52,901 --> 00:11:54,167 * A DINNER SPOON, A SALAD KNIFE * 310 00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:56,567 * A BREAD PLATE FOR YOUR DINNER ROLL * 311 00:11:56,567 --> 00:11:58,133 * WE'VE HEARD THE RULES YOU NEED TO KNOW * 312 00:11:58,133 --> 00:11:59,367 * TO MAKE THAT SOCIAL CLIMB * 313 00:11:59,367 --> 00:12:00,834 * BUT WE'D RATHER SPEND OUR ENERGY * 314 00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:03,734 * ON HAVING A GOOD TIME * 315 00:12:06,501 --> 00:12:09,968 NO, NO, NO! I GIVE UP! 316 00:12:09,968 --> 00:12:11,400 IT CAN'T BE DONE. 317 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:14,667 KAPUTSKI! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE PARTY. 318 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,734 NOT GOING TO THE PARTY? 319 00:12:16,734 --> 00:12:18,234 WHY? 320 00:12:18,234 --> 00:12:19,634 WHY? WHY? 321 00:12:19,634 --> 00:12:23,000 BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE POLITE, SPEAK CORRECTLY, OR SAY, 322 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,901 HOW DO YOU DO! 323 00:12:24,901 --> 00:12:25,901 OH, THAT. 324 00:12:25,901 --> 00:12:27,868 YOU MEAN LIKE THIS? 325 00:12:29,234 --> 00:12:31,734 HOW DO YOU DO? 326 00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:35,334 YOU--YOU CAN DO THAT? 327 00:12:35,334 --> 00:12:36,334 SURE! 328 00:12:36,334 --> 00:12:39,901 THEN WHY DO YOU GIVE ME A HARD TIME? 329 00:12:39,901 --> 00:12:42,133 'CAUSE WE LOVE YA! 330 00:12:43,801 --> 00:12:45,634 HEH! WELL, THEN... 331 00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:52,400 LET'S PARTY! 332 00:12:56,434 --> 00:12:58,934 WE'RE AT THE WARNER BROS. LOT 333 00:12:58,934 --> 00:13:00,934 FOR A FANTABULOUS GALA EVENT 334 00:13:00,934 --> 00:13:03,601 AS THE STUDIO WOOS SOME NEW INVESTORS. 335 00:13:03,601 --> 00:13:06,067 RUMOR IS THE STAKES ARE HIGH 336 00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:08,767 WITH $1 BILLION ON THE LINE. 337 00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:10,701 LET'S MEET THE ARRIVING STARS. 338 00:13:10,701 --> 00:13:11,901 OOF! 339 00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:18,868 UH, I'M SORRY, SIR, 340 00:13:18,868 --> 00:13:21,901 BUT THIS IS A BLACK TIE AFFAIR. 341 00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:28,767 FINALLY, WE LANDED. 342 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:32,100 [ANNOUNCER] THERE'S THADDEUS PLOTZ WITH HIS FOREIGN INVESTORS NOW. 343 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:35,000 PLEASE TELL OUR HONORED NEW INVESTORS 344 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,567 THIS PARTY IS OUR WAY OF SAYING WELCOME AND... 345 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,133 HEH HEH HEH... 346 00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:43,567 [WESTERN ACCENT] YOU'RE A-O.K., PARTNER! 347 00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:45,734 HA HA HA HA. 348 00:13:45,734 --> 00:13:47,968 YOKO SO, SOSHITE ANAT. WA... 349 00:13:47,968 --> 00:13:51,200 A-O.K., PARTNER. 350 00:13:52,234 --> 00:13:53,934 HEH HEH HEH. AHEM. 351 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,801 DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF 352 00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:59,300 IS ARRIVING WITH THE WARNER BROS. 353 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:02,801 PLEASE, LET THOSE KIDS BEHAVE. I WANT MY MONEY. 354 00:14:05,601 --> 00:14:06,701 MR. CHAIRMAN, 355 00:14:06,701 --> 00:14:08,200 MAY I PRESENT... 356 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,901 THE WARNER BROS.! 357 00:14:09,901 --> 00:14:11,033 ADDENDUM-- 358 00:14:11,033 --> 00:14:12,667 THE WARNER SISTER. 359 00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:15,267 HOW DO YOU DO? 360 00:14:16,334 --> 00:14:18,300 GOKIGEN IKAGA DESUKA? 361 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:21,467 TOKYO WA TOTEMO OMOSHIROI TOKORO DESU NE. 362 00:14:21,467 --> 00:14:23,133 ZEHI IRASHITE KUDASAI. 363 00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:26,067 MADA IKI BASHO GA AREBA NE. 364 00:14:47,734 --> 00:14:51,167 HOW ABOUT A SMILE? PLEASE, BABY, PLEASE, BABY, PLEASE. 365 00:14:54,901 --> 00:14:57,734 I'M PUTTING OUT A SWIMSUIT CALENDAR. 366 00:14:57,734 --> 00:14:59,801 NOT WHILE I'M EATING! 367 00:14:59,801 --> 00:15:02,067 GOOD WORK, SCRATCHANSNIFF! 368 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,267 I'M AMAZED! 369 00:15:03,267 --> 00:15:05,934 YOU DID IT. THE WARNERS BEHAVED! 370 00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:10,901 NOW GET THEM OUT OF HERE. 371 00:15:10,901 --> 00:15:11,901 WHAT? 372 00:15:11,901 --> 00:15:14,067 BUT THEY DID THEIR PART! 373 00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:15,634 I WANT THEM OUT! 374 00:15:15,634 --> 00:15:18,100 I DON'T HAVE THAT CHECK YET. 375 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,667 GET THEM OUT! 376 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:24,501 WELL, KIDS, THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ONE NIGHT, EH? 377 00:15:24,501 --> 00:15:26,167 HUH? 378 00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:29,400 I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING OVERTIRED. IT'S GETTING LATE. 379 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,901 IT'S OFF TO BED WITH YOU. 380 00:15:31,901 --> 00:15:34,334 COME ALONG. LET'S GO NIGHTY NIGHT. 381 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,167 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 382 00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:37,400 YEAH. 383 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,834 I'M SORRY. THE CHAIRMAN SAID YOU HAD TO LEAVE. 384 00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,667 BUT WE BEHAVED! 385 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:45,033 YA, I KNOW, AND I'M SORRY. 386 00:15:45,033 --> 00:15:48,000 GO ON UP. GO ON NOW. 387 00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:51,567 NO DINNER WITH MEL GIBSON? 388 00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:53,968 NO DANCING WITH MICHELLE PFEIFFER? 389 00:15:53,968 --> 00:15:57,667 NO CHITCHAT WITH DON KNOTTS? 390 00:15:57,667 --> 00:16:00,100 I KNOW WHEN WE'RE NOT WANTED. 391 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:03,234 I KNOW WHEN WE SHOULD GO HOME! 392 00:16:03,234 --> 00:16:06,267 NOW IS NOT ONE OF THOSE TIMES. 393 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,133 UH, SOME PARTY, HUH? 394 00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:14,701 YOI PAATY DESUNE? TO ITEMASU. 395 00:16:15,801 --> 00:16:17,767 HEH HEH... 396 00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:20,434 HOW DO YOU OPEN THIS THING? 397 00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:24,334 I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS. 398 00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:25,968 HEY, YOU WANT THIS? 399 00:16:27,234 --> 00:16:29,467 O.K., O.K., O.K., O.K., O.K. 400 00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:32,501 HELLO, MR. LETHAL WEAPON! 401 00:16:32,501 --> 00:16:34,033 DID YOU MISS ME? 402 00:16:37,234 --> 00:16:39,100 LOVE YOUR HAIRDO. 403 00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:41,868 COULDN'T MOE AND LARRY MAKE IT? JUST KIDDING. 404 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:45,534 DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND FOR MY BROTHER HERE? 405 00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:49,667 YOU'VE GOT A NASTY DROOLING PROBLEM! 406 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,067 ARGH! 407 00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:52,200 NOT BAD. 408 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,901 BUT I'VE GOT BETTER. 409 00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:57,400 OH, MONSTER! 410 00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:00,601 [WHIMPERS] 411 00:17:00,601 --> 00:17:03,834 ASOKO NIWARNER BROS. GA IRU. 412 00:17:04,734 --> 00:17:06,067 THE WARNERS? 413 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,801 WHERE'S SCRATCHANSNIFF? 414 00:17:07,801 --> 00:17:10,234 I DON'T WANT TO DRIVE THE BATMOBILE. 415 00:17:10,234 --> 00:17:13,400 I JUST WANT TO SIT IN IT. 416 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,601 I TOLD YOU TO SEND THOSE KIDS HOME! 417 00:17:16,601 --> 00:17:18,133 B-BUT I DID! 418 00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:19,734 WELL, THEY'RE BACK! 419 00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:23,200 YOU'D BETTER HELP ME CATCH THEM! THEY'LL RUIN EVERYTHING! 420 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,300 OHH! 421 00:17:28,734 --> 00:17:31,367 SLAPPY, DID I SHOW YOU THIS? 422 00:17:35,601 --> 00:17:39,901 SAVE IT FOR THE JACK LALANE STORY, BUBULA. 423 00:17:39,901 --> 00:17:44,434 YOU KNOW, YOU REMIND ME OF A VERY MATURE JOHNNY QUEST. 424 00:17:49,534 --> 00:17:51,834 HELLO, KITTY! 425 00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:54,000 WHO ARE YOU? 426 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,868 WE'RE THE WARNER BROS.! 427 00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:57,367 LIKE THE STUDIO? 428 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,834 NOT VERY MUCH. 429 00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:02,234 DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A THING IN YOUR MILK? 430 00:18:06,801 --> 00:18:08,300 THERE THEY ARE! 431 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:10,834 PUT ME ON YOUR DANCE CARD. 432 00:18:14,901 --> 00:18:16,434 IS THAT BARRY MANILOW? 433 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,801 THERE THEY ARE! 434 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,934 TAKE OVER FOR US. 435 00:18:53,601 --> 00:18:55,167 NO WAY! NO WAY! 436 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,367 WAY! 437 00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:06,467 WHO SAYS STUDIO PARTIES DON'T ROCK? 438 00:19:06,467 --> 00:19:08,734 LET'S SHINDIG, DARLING. 439 00:19:22,968 --> 00:19:24,601 OH--MY--THOSE-- 440 00:19:24,601 --> 00:19:25,734 THEY-- 441 00:19:25,734 --> 00:19:27,000 AAH! 442 00:19:34,234 --> 00:19:35,934 ANYBODY GOT ANY CHEESE? 443 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,300 GRRR! GRRR! 444 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,467 AAH! AAH! AAH! 445 00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:55,334 WHOA! 446 00:19:55,334 --> 00:19:57,234 WHOA! 447 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:03,534 WHOA! 448 00:20:03,534 --> 00:20:04,734 WHOA! 449 00:20:05,734 --> 00:20:06,734 WHOA! 450 00:20:06,734 --> 00:20:09,100 WHOA! 451 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:12,033 WHOA! 452 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:20,534 RUIN MY STUDIO, WILL YOU? 453 00:20:20,534 --> 00:20:21,667 YOU--YOU-- 454 00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:25,033 YOU WHATEVER YOU ARES! 455 00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:28,534 MR. KATO WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO IS RESPONSIBLE 456 00:20:28,534 --> 00:20:30,200 FOR ALL OF THIS. 457 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:34,300 IT WAS THEM! I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 458 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,200 THEY'RE RESPONSIBLE! 459 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,133 WARNER BROS. NO SEKININ DESU. 460 00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:39,501 GREAT PARTY! 461 00:20:39,501 --> 00:20:41,100 GREAT PARTY! 462 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:42,367 GREAT PARTY! 463 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,200 GREAT PARTY! 464 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,033 HA HA HA HA! 465 00:20:46,033 --> 00:20:48,100 GREAT PARTY? 466 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:50,367 OH...OH, OH, YES. 467 00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:51,901 UH, GREAT PARTY! 468 00:20:56,734 --> 00:20:58,901 WE LOVE THE WARNER BROS.! 469 00:20:58,901 --> 00:21:00,501 AND HERE YOU GO. 470 00:21:00,501 --> 00:21:04,734 MR. KATO PRESENTS THE CHECK FOR $1 BILLION. 471 00:21:04,734 --> 00:21:08,234 YOU ARE A-O.K., PARTNER! 472 00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:10,133 C'MON, YOU GUYS. 473 00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:13,100 WE'RE GOING TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE. 474 00:21:18,734 --> 00:21:21,701 THERE'S A LESSON TO BE LEARNED IN THIS. 475 00:21:21,701 --> 00:21:23,267 YA? WHAT'S THAT? 476 00:21:23,267 --> 00:21:24,934 I HAVE NO IDEA, 477 00:21:24,934 --> 00:21:26,968 BUT IT'S WORTH A BILLION. 478 00:21:26,968 --> 00:21:29,400 THAT'S MY CHECK! GIVE ME THAT! 479 00:21:30,701 --> 00:21:32,601 GIVE ME THAT! THAT'S MINE! 480 00:21:32,601 --> 00:21:35,200 COME BACK HERE WITH MY MONEY! 481 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,367 THAT'S MY CHECK! 482 00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:45,267 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 483 00:22:03,801 --> 00:22:06,734 CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993 WARNER BROS. ANIMATION, A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P. 484 00:22:06,734 --> 00:22:09,033 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 485 00:22:09,033 --> 00:22:11,601 GOODBYE, NURSE! 30815

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