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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *
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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *
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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *
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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS *
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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *
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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *
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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT
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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *
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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT
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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *
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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* DOT IS CUTE
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* AND YAKKO YAKS
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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *
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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN
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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *
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* GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *
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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *
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* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY
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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE
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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *
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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE?
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *
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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *
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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *
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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *
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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y
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* HERE'S THE SHOW'S
NAMEY *
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* ANIMANIACS
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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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THE ITALIAN RENAISSANCE,
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A GLORIOUS TIME
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OF UNPRECEDENTED
ACHIEVEMENT IN THE ARTS.
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AND PERHAPS THE ERA'S
GREATEST FIGURE
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WAS MICHELANGELO
BUONARROTI.
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I'M AFRAID
POPULAR CULTURE
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HAS SUCCESSFULLY
ERADICATED THE
ACTUAL IDENTITIES
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OF THE TRUE POETS
OF ART.
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IN MY OPINION,
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THIS STINKS!
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HEY, WATCH IT, DUDE.
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WHAT THE...
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I SHALL DEAL
WITH YOU LATER.
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NOW FOR A BRIEF
REALITY CHECK.
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MICHELANGELO WAS
A BRILLIANT ARTIST,
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NOT A TURTLE.
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HIS MOST FAMOUS WORKS
INCLUDE,
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THE MARBLE MASTERPIECE
STATUE OF DAVID,
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AND, OF COURSE,
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THE CEILING OF
THE SISTINE CHAPEL.
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YES, THIS, TOO,
WAS CREATED
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BY THE TORTURED GENIUS
MICHELANGELO.
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BUT EVEN THIS
GREAT ARTIST
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NEEDED HELP TO
CARRY OUT HIS VISION.
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OUT!
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OUT, YOU
INCOMPETENT FOOLS.
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YOU CALL
YOURSELVES ARTISTS?
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YOU JUST CAN'T GET
GOOD HELP THESE DAYS.
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[PRAYING]
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[GASPS]
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AND, YOU! HOW CAN I WORK
WITH YOU PEASANTS
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KNEELING AND MUMBLING?
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BUT, MICHELANGELO,
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THIS IS A CHURCH.
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OH, THAT EXPLAINS
THAT INFERNAL
BELL RINGING.
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[BELL TOLLS]
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SANCTUARY!
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SANCTUARY!
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QUIET!
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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I MUST BE FINISHED
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WITH MY GREAT
MASTERPIECE TONIGHT
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BEFORE
HIS EMINENCE ARRIVES.
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BUT I FIRED
ALL MY ASSISTANTS.
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I'M ALONE.
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ALL ALONE!
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[SOBBING]
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OH, HEAVENLY MUSE,
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SEND ME SOME HELP!
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OH, WHOA!
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[CRASH]
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IT'S YAKKO AND WAKKO
AND OUR SISTER DOT.
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* IF YOU NEED
YOUR CEILING PAINTED *
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* COME SEE US
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* WE WILL PAINT IT BETTER
THAN A GUY NAMED GUS *
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* IF IT'S FLAKING
AND IT'S PEELING *
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* WE WILL RENOVATE
YOUR CEILING *
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* WE WILL MAKE IT
SO APPEALING *
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* COME SEE US *
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* CEILINGS
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* NOTHING MORE
THAN CEILINGS **
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WE'LL PAINT
ANY CEILING
FOR 29.95.
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HOW DO WE DO IT?
NO OVERHEAD.
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WHEN WE'RE THROUGH,
WE'LL HAVE NOTHING
OVERHEAD.
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IF YOU HIRE US,
YOU'LL HAVE NOTHING
IN YOUR HEAD.
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WE PAINT CEILINGS,
CEILINGS, CEILINGS.
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WE DON'T
PAINT FLOORS
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'CAUSE THEY'RE
BENEATH US.
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WHO ARE YOU?
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YOU HAVE A CEILING
THAT NEEDS PAINT.
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NICE BUNGALOW.
THIS YOUR PLACE?
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YOU FOOLS.
I'M THE GREAT
MICHELANGELO,
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AND THIS IS
THE SISTINE CHAPEL.
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IF YOU'RE SO GREAT,
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WHAT'D YOU DO
WITH THE OTHER
15 CHAPELS?
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OUT! OUT!
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HOW DARE YOU!
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HUH?
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THAT TAKES CARE
OF THE COMPETITION.
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GENTLEMEN!
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START YOUR ROLLERS.
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A LITTLE TOUCH-UP
WILL DO WONDERS
FOR THIS PLACE.
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LET ME IN!
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LET ME IN!
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NOBODY GETS IN
TO SEE THE WIZARD.
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NOBODY, NOT NO HOW.
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I'M MICHELANGELO.
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[GASPS]
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THE WITCH'S
MICHELANGELO?
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WELL...
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THAT'S A CEILING OF
A DIFFERENT COLOR.
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[GASPS]
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AAAAHH!
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO MY BEAUTIFUL CEILING?
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YOU LIKE IT?
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WE HAD SOME TIME
COVERING UP THOSE
NAKED PEOPLE.
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YOU FOOLS!
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YOU'VE RUINED IT.
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IT'S SUPPOSED
TO HAVE PICTURES.
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PICTURES?
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HE WANTS PICTURES.
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DON'T WORRY, MIKE.
OUR MISTAKE.
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THIS HASN'T HAPPENED
SINCE THAT VENUS DE MILO
ARMS FIASCO.
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WHY DON'T
YOU GO PAINT
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THAT MOANING LISA,
LEONARDO?
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THAT'S DA VINCI.
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THAT'S DELIGHTFUL.
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THAT'S DE-LOVELY.
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BUT WE GOT
A CEILING TO PAINT.
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PICK OUT
A WALLPAPER PATTERN
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AND RELAX.
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WE'LL TAKE CARE
OF EVERYTHING.
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WHEN IT COMES
TO CEILINGS,
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WE'RE THE TOPS.
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AND PICK OUT
THE LINOLEUM.
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AND DON'T FORGET
YOUR UPHOLSTERY
AND BATHROOM FIXTURES.
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THANK YOU.
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DON'T YOU WORRY
YOUR PRETTY
LITTLE HEAD.
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BY THE WAY,
NICE TOGA.
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THIS LOVELY
FLORAL PATTERN
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MIGHT BE JUST--
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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!
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I'LL TEACH THOSE IDIOTS
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TO FOOL WITH
THE GREAT MICHELANGELO.
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NO!
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NO!
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NO!
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[SOBBING]
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I'M RUINED.
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RUINED!
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I KNEW IT.
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HE PREFERS
THE YOUNG ELVIS.
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IT IS SUPPOSED
TO LOOK LIKE THIS.
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OH!
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MORE
NAKED PEOPLE.
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I WOULDN'T FLASH
THAT AROUND, MIKE.
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THIS IS A CHURCH.
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HIS EMINENCE
IS COMING TONIGHT,
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AND I MUST
BE FINISHED.
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PLEASE, YOU
GOT TO HELP ME.
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[SOBBING]
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YOU EXPECT US
POOR, INNOCENT CHILDREN
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TO CLIMB UP
DANGEROUS SCAFFOLDING
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AND PAINT NAKED PEOPLE
ALL OVER A CHURCH?
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WE'LL DO IT!
WE'LL DO IT!
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BUT NOT FOR
THE SAKE OF ART,
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AND NOT FOR MONEY.
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WE'RE DOING IT BECAUSE...
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WE LIKE PAINTING
NAKED PEOPLE.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO PAINT HERE.
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HIS EMINENCE
WILL BE HERE SOON.
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IT'S HIS EMINENCE.
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HIS EMINENCE!
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LOOK, IT'S
HIS EMINENCE.
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HIS EMINENCE IS COMING.
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GADZOOKS,
HIS EMINENCE.
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DON'T WORRY, MIKE.
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WE'LL FINISH UP.
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YOUR EMINENCE.
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I'M SO GLAD
YOU COULD COME.
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I'VE WORKED SO HARD
TO PLEASE YOU.
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I HOPE YOU LIKE
MY CEILING.
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AAH!
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I'M RUINED!
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[SOBBING]
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I LIKE IT.
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HEY, MIKEY,
HE LIKES IT.
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PAINTING IS LIKE
SHOW BUSINESS.
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YOU HAVE TO
KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE.
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AS FAR BACK
AS I CAN REMEMBER,
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I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE
A GOODFEATHER.
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IF YOU WERE A GOODFEATHER,
YOU HAD IT ALL.
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YOU WERE A SOMEBODY
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IN A NEIGHBORHOOD
FULL OF NOBODIES,
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LIKE BOBBY AND PESTO.
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THOSE GUYS
WERE MY HEROES.
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HEY, I'M WALKIN' HERE.
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YOU WALKIN'
WITH ME?
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IS THAT WHAT
YOU'RE DOIN'?
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I DON'T SEE
ANYBODY ELSE.
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ARE YOU WALKIN'
WITH ME?
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BOBBY AND PESTO
WEREN'T AFRAID
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OF NOTHING
OR NOBODY.
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[GASP]
[GASP]
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MEOW.
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GET OUTTA MY WAY!
AAH!
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WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
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EH, COO YOU!
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YEAH, RUN, RUN,
PUSSYCAT.
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MESS WITH US,
WILL YOUSE?
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COO OFF!
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HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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CAT DON'T KNOW COO
ABOUT WHAT HE'S
MESSIN' WITH.
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HEY, GOODFEATHERS.
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HOW YOU DOIN', BOBBY?
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HIYA, PESTO.
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LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE.
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WHAT'S WITH YOU?
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I'D LIKE TO BECOME
A GOODFEATHER.
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HEH HEH HEH!
HA HA HA HA!
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MAKE HIM STOP!
HE'S KILLIN' ME!
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HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
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YOU?
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A GOODFEATHER?
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HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
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GET HIM OUTTA MY FACE.
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[GULP]
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[RASPBERRY]
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GET OUTTA HERE!
BUZZ OFF!
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00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:44,100
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
248
00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:45,267
GET HIM.
249
00:10:45,267 --> 00:10:47,400
"I WANNA BE
A GOODFEATHER."
250
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:50,234
WE'RE GETTIN' A LOT
OF LAUGHS TODAY.
251
00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:52,200
HA HA HA HA!
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
252
00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,200
FEATHER HEAD!
WHAT A BIRD!
253
00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,767
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
HA HA HA HA!
254
00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:58,033
AHEM.
255
00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,467
AW, DON'T LAUGH, GUYS.
256
00:10:59,467 --> 00:11:01,901
I WANNA BE
A TOUGH BIRD,
257
00:11:01,901 --> 00:11:03,400
LIKE YOU, PESTO.
258
00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,968
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
259
00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:06,000
YOU'RE TOUGH.
260
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,400
YOU SAYING I'M
A PIECE OF MEAT?
261
00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,901
WHAT AM I,
262
00:11:09,901 --> 00:11:13,067
A PLATE OF BUTT MEAT
HERE TO AMUSE YOU?
263
00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:14,534
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
264
00:11:14,534 --> 00:11:16,467
I JUST SAID
YOU'RE TOUGH.
265
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,968
I AM TOUGH?
266
00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:19,033
YEAH.
267
00:11:19,033 --> 00:11:20,200
I'M TOUGH?
268
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,667
YEAH, YOU'RE TOUGH.
269
00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:22,634
THAT'S IT!
270
00:11:22,634 --> 00:11:23,934
I'LL SHOW YOU "TOUGH."
271
00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:26,100
HA HA HA HA!
272
00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:27,801
[GASP]
273
00:11:28,934 --> 00:11:30,133
THE GODPIGEON.
274
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PESTO.
275
00:11:36,968 --> 00:11:38,133
PESTO.
276
00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:39,734
HO! PESTO!
277
00:11:39,734 --> 00:11:41,434
WHAT?
WHAT'D I DO?
278
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,634
[GASP]
279
00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:51,300
[MUMBLING]
280
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:54,667
THE GODPIGEON, SOLLY,
WANTS TO KNOW
WHO YOU ARE.
281
00:11:54,667 --> 00:11:56,100
UH, I'M SQUIT.
282
00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,133
[CHORTLING]
283
00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,501
SQUIT? WHAT KIND OF
A NAME IS THAT?
284
00:12:00,501 --> 00:12:02,734
IT'S A STUPID ONE,
THAT'S WHAT.
285
00:12:02,734 --> 00:12:04,901
SQUIT. HA HA HA!
286
00:12:04,901 --> 00:12:07,133
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
287
00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:10,234
LISTEN, I'LL DO ANYTHING
TO BE A GOODFEATHER.
288
00:12:10,234 --> 00:12:11,767
UH...
289
00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:13,400
[MUMBLING]
290
00:12:17,801 --> 00:12:19,234
HE SAYS YOU'RE IN.
291
00:12:19,234 --> 00:12:20,400
ALL RIGHT!
292
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,400
IF YOU COME THROUGH
WITH SOME FOOD.
293
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,601
SURE. I'LL GET SOME FOOD.
NO PROBLEM.
294
00:12:29,567 --> 00:12:31,300
ALL RIGHT!
A BAGEL!
295
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,734
GO FOR IT, KID.
296
00:12:35,734 --> 00:12:37,667
YOU NEED HELP?
WE'LL HELP.
297
00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:40,000
EH, FORGET ABOUT IT.
298
00:12:44,734 --> 00:12:46,601
[CLOCK CHIMES]
299
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,000
HE NEEDS HELP.
HE NEEDS HELP.
300
00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:10,033
I'M GOING FOR IT.
301
00:13:10,033 --> 00:13:11,834
NO, I'M
GOIN' FOR IT!
302
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,534
I GOT IT!
I GOT IT!
303
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,067
GO FOR IT.
304
00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,067
PIPE DOWN.
305
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,567
GO FOR IT.
306
00:13:24,567 --> 00:13:27,400
I'LL GO FOR IT
WHEN I WANNA.
307
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,934
SO, GO FOR IT.
308
00:13:43,234 --> 00:13:45,300
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
309
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:47,133
OW!
OHH!
OOCH!
310
00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:48,968
YEOW!
OUCH!
YEUGGH!
311
00:13:50,467 --> 00:13:53,868
OHH...
OW...
OOH...
312
00:13:55,567 --> 00:14:00,634
I'M DYIN' HERE.
313
00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:13,834
WHAT'S THE PLAN
WITH THE BAGEL?
314
00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:15,601
[MAN]
TAXI!
315
00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:18,767
TAXI! TAXI!
316
00:14:18,767 --> 00:14:20,200
TAKE YOU
ANYWHERE.
317
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,067
14 DOLLAR.
318
00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:23,033
$14!
$14!
$14!
319
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:32,200
UH, TAXI?
320
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,200
WHO ORDERED
SQUAB UNDER GLASS?
321
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,067
HEY!
322
00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:57,567
AAH!
323
00:14:57,567 --> 00:14:59,934
OHH! OHH! EEUW!
324
00:14:59,934 --> 00:15:03,300
NASTY, AWFUL
RATS WITH WINGS!
325
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:07,067
UGH! YOU FILTHY,
STINKING BIRDS!
326
00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:11,534
THIS IS THE PLAN.
327
00:15:11,534 --> 00:15:13,534
WE GET UNDER
THE MANHOLE.
328
00:15:13,534 --> 00:15:16,601
THEN WE SNATCH THE BAGEL
FROM UNDERNEATH.
329
00:15:16,601 --> 00:15:17,767
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
330
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:19,300
YOU'RE A GENIUS,
BOBBY.
331
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:20,801
YEAH, I'M A GENIUS.
332
00:15:20,801 --> 00:15:22,734
YEAH, YOU'RE
A SMART BIRD.
333
00:15:22,734 --> 00:15:24,167
WHO ASKED YA?
334
00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:27,167
KEEP YOUR BEAK
IN YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
335
00:15:43,934 --> 00:15:45,334
STOP WITH THE KICKING!
336
00:15:45,334 --> 00:15:48,434
WHAT'S WITH THE SIZE 12
UPSIDE THE HEAD?
337
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:02,734
BADA-BING.
338
00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:04,234
THERE SHE IS.
339
00:16:06,534 --> 00:16:09,501
GET YOUR FLIPPIN' WING
OUTTA MY EYE!
340
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:10,934
QUIT SHOVIN',
WILL YA?
341
00:16:10,934 --> 00:16:13,868
SHOVE YOU, YOU SACK
OF PILLOW STUFFING!
342
00:16:13,868 --> 00:16:15,601
YOU TWO PIPE DOWN!
343
00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:21,601
GOT IT.
344
00:16:23,267 --> 00:16:24,634
AAH!
345
00:16:24,634 --> 00:16:27,400
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
346
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,901
I HAD IT.
I HAD IT.
347
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,467
THEN--
BING BANG BOOM!
348
00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:33,834
MY WING'S INTRODUCED
TO RADIAL TIRES.
349
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:35,801
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
350
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,334
WHERE'D YOU GET
THE UNIFORM?
351
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,400
YOU ASK
TOO MANY QUESTIONS.
352
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,601
WAIT HERE.
353
00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:49,734
[TWEET]
354
00:16:54,701 --> 00:16:55,901
HAH!
355
00:16:55,901 --> 00:16:57,901
ALL RIGHT,
WE DID IT.
356
00:16:57,901 --> 00:17:00,901
YES. PESTO, YOU ARE
ONE SWELL BIRD.
357
00:17:00,901 --> 00:17:02,267
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
358
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:04,167
I SAID YOU'RE SWELL.
359
00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:07,033
YOU SAYIN'
I GOT A BIG HEAD?
360
00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:08,601
WHAT AM I,
361
00:17:08,601 --> 00:17:11,267
A PUFFY ROUND HEAD
HERE TO AMUSE YOU?
362
00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:12,667
I SAID YOU'RE SWELL.
363
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,167
I AM SWELL?
364
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,667
YEAH, YOU'RE SWELL.
365
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:16,734
SWELL?
366
00:17:16,734 --> 00:17:17,834
YEAH.
367
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:20,968
THAT'S IT!
368
00:17:20,968 --> 00:17:22,868
HERE'S YOUR "SWELL."
369
00:17:22,868 --> 00:17:24,300
I'LL SHOW YOU "SWELL."
370
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:27,300
PESTO, SQUIT,
KNOCK IT OFF.
371
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:29,534
HEY! YO! HUH?
372
00:17:29,534 --> 00:17:31,234
[TWEET]
373
00:17:37,701 --> 00:17:41,634
[PANTING]
UGH.
OHH...
374
00:17:41,634 --> 00:17:43,734
GUESS I'M OUT.
375
00:17:47,968 --> 00:17:50,000
THE GODPIGEON.
376
00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:53,234
EH...
377
00:17:53,234 --> 00:17:54,934
[MUMBLING]
378
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,234
[SMACK]
379
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:23,834
[SMACK]
380
00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:26,234
[MUMBLING]
381
00:18:30,601 --> 00:18:33,767
YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN
THE GODPIGEON'S
BLESSING.
382
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:34,834
YOU'RE IN.
383
00:18:34,834 --> 00:18:36,934
I'M IN!
I MADE IT!
384
00:18:49,501 --> 00:18:50,567
[SMACK]
385
00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:53,834
HE SLOBBERED
ALL OVER ME!
386
00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:55,901
MAYBE HE THINKS
YOU'RE CUTE.
387
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,267
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
388
00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:59,167
HA HA HA HA!
389
00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:01,300
CUTE? YOU THINK
I'M CUTE?
390
00:19:02,701 --> 00:19:03,834
THAT'S IT!
391
00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:05,334
I'LL SHOW YA "CUTE"!
392
00:19:05,334 --> 00:19:06,834
HERE'S YOUR "CUTE"!
393
00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:09,801
YOU DE-EVOLVED RACK
OF DINOSAUR BONES!
394
00:19:09,801 --> 00:19:16,167
AND THAT'S HOW
I BECAME A GOODFEATHER.
395
00:19:17,434 --> 00:19:18,868
GEE, YAKKO,
I'M CONFUSED.
396
00:19:18,868 --> 00:19:20,434
WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
397
00:19:20,434 --> 00:19:21,968
NO. ABOUT
TODAY'S SHOW.
398
00:19:21,968 --> 00:19:24,267
WHAT'S THE MORAL
OF THE STORY?
399
00:19:24,267 --> 00:19:25,767
GOOD QUESTION, WAKKO.
400
00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:27,267
TO LEARN THE ANSWER,
401
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,667
LET'S CONSULT
THE WHEEL OF MORALITY.
402
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,100
WHEEL OF MORALITY,
TURN, TURN, TURN.
403
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,701
TELL US THE LESSON
THAT WE SHOULD LEARN.
404
00:19:34,701 --> 00:19:35,834
MORAL 4.
405
00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:38,467
THE MORAL
OF TODAY'S STORY IS...
406
00:19:38,467 --> 00:19:40,934
"NEVER ASK WHAT
HOT DOGS ARE MADE OF."
407
00:19:40,934 --> 00:19:43,534
IT ALL MAKES
PERFECT SENSE NOW.
408
00:19:43,534 --> 00:19:45,400
THANKS FOR
CLEARING THAT UP.
409
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,567
MY PLEASURE.
410
00:19:46,567 --> 00:19:47,434
[TWEET]
411
00:19:47,434 --> 00:19:49,067
YIKES!
YIKES!
YIKES!
412
00:20:28,734 --> 00:20:33,868
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
413
00:20:33,868 --> 00:20:36,968
CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION,
A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P.
414
00:21:00,234 --> 00:21:03,300
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
415
00:21:04,501 --> 00:21:06,133
SET THREE EXTRA PLACES.
416
00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:08,934
WE'RE COMING OVER
FOR DINNER!
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