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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *
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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *
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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *
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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS *
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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *
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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *
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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT
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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *
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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT
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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *
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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* DOT IS CUTE
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* AND YAKKO YAKS
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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *
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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN
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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *
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* GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *
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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *
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* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY
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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE
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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *
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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE?
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *
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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *
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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *
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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *
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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y
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* COME BACK, SHANEY
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* ANIMANIACS
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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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* WE SURF THE SEA
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* THE WARNERS
WE THREE BE *
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* TO CATCH A GAZE
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* OF A BEACH
TO GET SOME RAYS *
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* WE'LL NEVER SINK *
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* OUR BOARD'S
NOT WHAT YOU THINK *
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* IT'S GOT A TAIL, IN FACT,
IT IS A WHALE **
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SO LONG, PAL!
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STAY OUT
OF TROUBLE!
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THANKS
FOR THE RIDE!
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WE'LL GO OUT FOR SUSHI!
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* YES,
BROTHERS WARNER WE *
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* I'M
THE WARNER SISTER *
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* YOU'D LIKE HER
IF YOU KISSED HER *
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* WE SURFED THE SEVEN SEAS
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* NOW IT'S TIME
TO CATCH SOME ZS *
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* HEY! *
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COME, SIBLINGS.
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HOW ABOUT RIGHT HERE?
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IT'S SO CHEERY.
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WAKKO?
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[SNORING]
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[BLOWS WHISTLE]
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* I AM THE EVIL
PIRATE CAPTAIN MEL *
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* AND A REALLY
EVIL PIRATE, TOO *
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* YOU'RE VERY, VERY KIND,
I'M AN EVIL MASTERMIND *
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* AND I'LL DO
CRUEL THINGS TO YOU *
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* WE ARE VERY, VERY KIND,
HE'S AN EVIL MASTERMIND *
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* AND HE'LL DO
CRUEL THINGS TO YOU *
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* I'LL KICK YOU
IN THE KNEE *
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* POKE YOUR EYE
SO YOU CAN'T SEE *
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* AND HIT YOU
WITH MY SWORD *
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* THOUGH I BE
A PIRATE SWINE *
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* I HAVE TO DRAW
THE LINE *
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* SO I WILL NOT PUSH
YOU OVERBOARD *
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* WHAT, NEVER?
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* NO, NEVER
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* WHAT, NEVER?
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* HARDLY EVER! *
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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THEY BE TRESPASSING
ON ME PIRATE PROPERTY!
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I'LL SHOW THEM, I WILL!
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WHOA!
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HEY!
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OOH, IT'S OUR
NEW BEST FRIEND.
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WHO BE YE?
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YE BE WE.
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WE'RE
THE WARNER BROTHERS.
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AND THE WARNER
SISTER.
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YE BE TRESPASSERS ON ME
PRIVATE PIRATE PROPERTY!
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BET YOU
CAN'T SAY THAT
THREE TIMES FAST.
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PIRATE PRENOTWE POPELY.
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PI. PER.
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YOU LOSE.
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GRR!
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THE PENALTY
FOR TRESPASSING IS DEATH.
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FABOO.
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YOU CAN'T KILL US.
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YOU HARDLY
KNOW US.
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SO...AHHHHH...
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HOWS ABOUT A KISS?
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SONG BREAK!
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* GOSH, WE'RE SCARED,
OH, GOSH, WE'RE FRIGHTENED *
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* 'CAUSE OUR ITTY-BITTY
NEW FRIEND HAS HIS
TEENY-WEENY BRAIN *
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* ALL SET
ON BLOWING US TO BITS *
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* OH, HOW HORRIBLE,
DEPLORABLE *
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* THIS REALLY IS
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* THE PITS
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* WE SHOULD RUN,
AND WE SHOULD FLEE *
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* THEN WHERE WOULD
OUR STORY BE? *
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* THIS COULD SPELL
THE BITTER END *
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* FOR ANIMATED KIDS
LIKE THEM *
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* FOR THE OLDEST
WARNER BROTHER *
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* AND HIS PRETTY
WARNER SISTER *
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* AND THE OTHER
WARNER BROTHER *
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* THEIR SMALL LIVES
I WILL SMOTHER *
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* THEY SHOULD RUN,
AND THEY SHOULD FLEE *
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* THEN WHERE WOULD
THEIR STORY BE?
THIS-- **
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BON VOYAGE-Y!
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BYE-BYE!
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COME BACK HERE,
YOU PILES OF
SLUGGISH SEA SLIME!
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GRRR!
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HA HA HA!
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ARRGH.
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AH!
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AGH!
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HEE HEE HEE!
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PHEW!
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ARR!
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ARR-ARR-ARR!
ARR-ARRR!
ARR-ARR-ARR!
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ARR! YARR
ARR-RRROO ARRAA!
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TOO BIG.
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ARRR.
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BETTER!
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I'LL TEACH
YOU THREE SCALAWAGS
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TO MESS WITH
THE LIKES OF ME!
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CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.
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O.K.
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HOW'S THIS?
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AAH!
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HOW DID YE DO THAT?
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UH, YOU MEAN WITH
THE BIG COMEDY CANNON?
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YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
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ARRR!
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I'LL TAKE THAT
AS A YES!
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* I AM THE VERY MODEL
OF A CARTOON INDIVIDUAL *
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* MY ANIMATION'S COMICAL,
UNUSUAL, AND WHIMSICAL *
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* I'M QUITE ADEPT
AT FUNNY GAGS *
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* COMEDIC THEORY
I HAVE READ *
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* FROM WICKED PUNS
AND STUPID JOKES *
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* TO ANVILS THAT DROP
ON YOUR HEAD *
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* I'M VERY GOOD
AT FANCY DANCES *
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* I CAN EVEN PIROUETTE
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* THEN SMACK THE VILLAIN
WITH A FISH *
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* I KNOW MY
CARTOON ETIQUETTE *
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* I CAN MAKE
MY FACE ALL MEAN *
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* AND REALLY GIVE YOU
QUITE A FRIGHT *
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* AND MAKE UP WITH
FLOWERS MADE OF REAL
EXPLODING DYNAMITE *
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* WHEN IN A JAM,
I JUST YELL, "STOP!" *
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* AND VILLAINS
IN THEIR TRACKS ARE FROZE *
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* THEN I SNEAK UP
AND UTTER, "START" *
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* AND TAKE MY HANDS
AND HONK THEIR NOSE *
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* I AM QUITE PROUD TO BE
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* IN SUCH
A HIERARCHICAL PROGENY *
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* FROM DAFFY DUCK
AND TWEETY BIRD *
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* TO BABS AND BUSTER BUNNY
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* TO SUIT MY MOOD
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* I CAN CALL FORTH A LOT
OF DIFFERENT SCENERIES *
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* LIKE OUTER SPACE
AND DESERT SCAPES *
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* AND HIMALAYAN EATERIES
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* FROM THIS BAG HERE
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* WHY, I CAN PULL
MOST ANYTHING IMAGINABLE *
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* LIKE OFFICE DESKS
AND LAVA LIGHTS *
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* AND BERT
WHO IS A CANNIBAL *
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[SLURP]
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GRRR!
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* YOU SEE, IN MATTERS
COMICAL, UNUSUAL,
AND WHIMSICAL *
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* WE ARE THE VERY MODEL
OF CARTOON INDIVIDUALS **
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* THE CRANKIEST
OF CREATURES *
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* IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
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* OUR NEXT CARTOON FEATURES
SLAPPY THE SQUIRREL *
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ENOUGH WITH
THE SINGING ALREADY.
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* THAT'S SLAPPY **
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[HUMMING I'VE BEEN WORKING
ON THE RAILROAD]
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WILD TAKE NUMBER 32.
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HA HA!
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REGULAR AS CLOCKWORK.
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[BELCH]
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WISH EVERYTHING WAS
REGULAR AS CLOCKWORK.
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[CRYING]
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IF THERE'S ONE THING
I HATE...
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IT'S A CRY BABY.
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NOW, THAT'S COM--
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* TOTALLY AWESOME
ACME SNAX *
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* THEY ARE FUN
AND ENERGY-PACKED *
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* SUGAR-COATED
SUGAR SACKS **
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AHH, STUFF IT.
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FLIPPING NETWORK CUTS OUT
MY FAMOUS END LINE
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FOR SOME RAZZ-A-FLAPPING
CRUD-BALL COMMERCIAL HERE.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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SOMEBODY GET ME
A PEEN-BALL HAMMER.
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WHO IS IT?
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AUNT SLAPPY!
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WHAT CAN I DO?
HE'S MY NEPHEW.
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HELLO, SKIPPY.
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HI. WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR TV?
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IT'S HAVING A BAD DAY.
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PARDON ME, BUT YOU GOT
A LITTLE EXCESS ENERGY
THERE, SKIPPY.
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MUST BE THESE
TOTALLY AWESOME
ACME SNAX.
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WANT SOME?
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NOW, THERE'S A COLOR
FOUND IN NATURE.
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NEAT, HUH?
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BLECCHH.
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EH, NO WONDER YOU LIKE
THAT BONKERS SHOW.
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THAT JUNK'S ROTTING OUT
YOUR BRAIN.
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WHATCHA LOOKING FOR?
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I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU
SOME BRAIN FOOD.
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THAT'S RIGHT,
MY FAMOUS WALNUT
FIG DOUGH SURPRISE.
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WHAT'S THE SURPRISE?
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I'M OUT OF WALNUTS.
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COME ON. LET'S GO
VISIT DOUG THE DOG.
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WE'LL GET SOME WALNUTS
OUT OF HIS OLD WALNUT TREE.
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BUT HE HATES YOU,
AUNT SLAPPY.
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HE'S BEEN TRYING TO
EAT YOU FOR YEARS!
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THANK YOU, MR. EXPOSITION.
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I DON'T KNOW,
AUNT SLAPPY.
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I THINK WE SHOULD
JUST BUY WALNUTS
AT THE STORE.
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YEAH. WE'LL HAVE THEM
IN HYSTERICS WITH THAT BIT.
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SIX MINUTES
IN A CHECKOUT LINE.
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OOH, SOMEBODY STOP ME.
I'M LAUGHING.
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[SNARLING]
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DOUG THE DOG IS MEAN!
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LOOK, YOU'VE SEEN
ALL MY OLD CARTOONS,
RIGHT?
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ABOUT A TRILLION TIMES!
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I WRESTLED WITH
WALT THE WOLF,
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SID THE SQUID,
AND BEANIE
THE BRAIN-DEAD BISON.
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THIS DOUG GUY
IS NOTHING.
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BUT THOSE
WERE CARTOONS, AND
THIS IS REAL LIFE!
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DON'T TELL HIM.
HE MIGHT CRACK.
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LOOK, SKIPPY,
I'VE SEEN AND DONE
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EVERY TRICK
IN THE BOOK.
239
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HOLD IT THERE.
240
00:13:34,234 --> 00:13:36,968
YOU'RE DOING THE OLD
FROZEN-TAKE BIT,
241
00:13:36,968 --> 00:13:39,367
WHICH MEANS THAT
DOUG THE DOG...
242
00:13:39,367 --> 00:13:41,467
WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME.
243
00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:44,667
THAT WAS JUST LIKE
IN PREHISTORIC SLAPPY.
244
00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:46,400
THAT WAS
CAVEGIRL SLAPPY,
245
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1932, DIRECTED
BY PIZ PEENERS,
246
00:13:48,968 --> 00:13:51,267
AH, BUT LET'S
NOT BE ANAL.
247
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LET'S GET
SOME WALNUTS.
248
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[GROWL]
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HOLD IT.
250
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:03,667
ENCHIRITOS! GET YOUR
ENCHIRITOS HERE!
251
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,534
ENCHIRITO, MISTER?
252
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:09,734
I CAN TELL
YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY
253
00:14:09,734 --> 00:14:11,634
THAT LIKES 'EM EXTRA HOT!
254
00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:13,567
HERE YOU GO, AMIGO.
255
00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:26,067
WHAT A SCHMUTZ.
256
00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:28,434
HERE. PUT THEM
UNDER YOUR PILLOW.
257
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,367
MAYBE YOU'LL GET
SOME DIMES.
258
00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:31,667
GREAT!
259
00:14:46,868 --> 00:14:49,100
OOPS. SORRY.
260
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:52,267
ARTHRITIS. MY GRIP
AIN'T WHAT IT
USED TO BE.
261
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,033
[SNARLING]
262
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:59,801
YOU REMIND ME
OF A VERY YOUNG
SCOOBY DOO.
263
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,667
[CRASH]
264
00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,834
OOH. THAT'S SAD.
265
00:15:11,567 --> 00:15:14,300
HEH HEH HEH!
266
00:15:21,501 --> 00:15:24,634
OH, GEE!
IT'S A XYLOPHONE.
267
00:15:24,634 --> 00:15:26,501
I WONDER WHO IT'S FROM.
268
00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:29,534
"DEAR SLAPPY--
I'M SO SORRY
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
269
00:15:29,534 --> 00:15:30,767
"LET'S BE PALS.
270
00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:33,434
"THIS IS A SMALL
TOKEN OF MY ESTEEM.
271
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DOUG THE DOG."
272
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:38,133
I THINK I'LL PLAY
THOSE ENDEARING YOUNG CHARMS.
273
00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:39,667
NO! NOT THAT!
274
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,067
*
*
275
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,334
OLD GAG, NEW TWIST.
276
00:15:53,334 --> 00:15:54,834
HA HA HA!
277
00:15:58,234 --> 00:16:00,901
REMEMBER, SKIPPY,
NEVER LEAVE A MESS
278
00:16:00,901 --> 00:16:02,934
WHEN YOU'RE VISITING
SOMEONE ELSE'S HOME.
279
00:16:02,934 --> 00:16:03,968
RIGHT.
280
00:16:09,567 --> 00:16:12,968
HEH HEH HEH!
281
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:17,534
AH, HERE WE GO.
THE LAST TWO NUTS.
282
00:16:17,534 --> 00:16:19,701
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?
283
00:16:19,701 --> 00:16:21,934
THE WONDERFUL WORLD
OF WALNUTS.
284
00:16:21,934 --> 00:16:25,467
I HEAR BUDDY HACKETT'S
VERY GOOD IN THIS.
285
00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:29,567
* THE WORLD IS
A CAROUSEL OF WALNUTS *
286
00:16:29,567 --> 00:16:34,534
* BEAUTIFUL,
COLORFUL WALNUTS **
287
00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:36,734
HEH HEH HEH!
288
00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:41,801
NOW, AS WE ALL KNOW,
WALNUTS GROW ON TREES.
289
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,734
AH, WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH THIS THING?
290
00:16:44,734 --> 00:16:47,601
CHEESY PIECE
OF HOOEY MANURE.
291
00:16:52,834 --> 00:16:55,534
EH. THAT'S EVEN WORSE.
292
00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:58,868
THIS FRISKY LITTLE FELLA
293
00:16:58,868 --> 00:17:02,334
MAKES HIS HOME
IN THE HOLLOW
OF AN OLD TREE.
294
00:17:02,334 --> 00:17:04,834
A SQUIRREL LIKES
TO HIDE HIS NUTS
295
00:17:04,834 --> 00:17:06,267
IN MANY ODD PLACES
296
00:17:06,267 --> 00:17:08,934
WHERE THE SUN
DOESN'T SHINE ON THEM.
297
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:10,501
THANKS FOR
THE WALNUTS.
298
00:17:20,467 --> 00:17:25,234
*
*
*
*
299
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,334
WHEW.
300
00:17:30,334 --> 00:17:31,834
HEY, LIONEL HAMPTON,
301
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:37,133
THESE LAST TWO NUTS
YOU GAVE ME ARE ROTTEN.
302
00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:42,734
*
*
*
*
303
00:17:42,734 --> 00:17:44,934
THAT'S A CATCHY TUNE.
304
00:17:44,934 --> 00:17:46,667
HEH HEH HEH!
305
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:48,868
EH, SOMEBODY STOP ME.
306
00:17:52,934 --> 00:17:55,234
[SNIFF]
307
00:17:55,234 --> 00:17:57,234
NOW, THIS IS BRAIN FOOD.
308
00:17:57,234 --> 00:17:58,234
[DOORBELL RINGS]
309
00:17:58,234 --> 00:17:59,901
SOMEBODY SHOOT ME.
310
00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:08,267
AH, LOOK AT THIS.
311
00:18:08,267 --> 00:18:11,334
HI, GRANDMA.
HOW THE HECK ARE YA?
312
00:18:12,734 --> 00:18:14,834
OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
313
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,467
LET'S SEE HERE.
314
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:20,968
I'VE BONKED HIM,
FLATTENED HIS HEAD,
AND BLOWN HIM UP.
315
00:18:20,968 --> 00:18:22,267
WHAT AM I FORGETTING?
316
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,300
I KNOW!
317
00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:29,534
TOLD YOU MY WALNUT
FIG DOUGH WAS BRAIN FOOD.
318
00:18:29,534 --> 00:18:32,133
HEH HEH HEH!
319
00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:37,033
NOW, THAT'S COMEDY!
320
00:18:37,934 --> 00:18:40,067
[SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING]
321
00:18:49,534 --> 00:18:51,434
* EVERYBODY
LIVES ON A STREET *
322
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:52,968
* IN A CITY
OR A VILLAGE *
323
00:18:52,968 --> 00:18:55,033
* OR A TOWN,
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH *
324
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:56,601
* AND THEY'RE ALL
INSIDE A COUNTRY *
325
00:18:56,601 --> 00:18:58,234
* WHICH IS PART
OF A CONTINENT *
326
00:18:58,234 --> 00:19:00,934
* THAT SITS UPON A PLANET
KNOWN AS EARTH *
327
00:19:00,934 --> 00:19:02,634
* AND THE EARTH IS A BALL
328
00:19:02,634 --> 00:19:04,267
* FULL OF OCEANS
AND SOME MOUNTAINS *
329
00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:06,901
* WHICH IS OUT THERE
SPINNING SILENTLY IN SPACE *
330
00:19:06,901 --> 00:19:08,534
* AND LIVING ON THAT EARTH
331
00:19:08,534 --> 00:19:10,200
* ARE THE PLANTS
AND THE ANIMALS *
332
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,734
* AND ALSO
THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE *
333
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,834
* IT'S A GREAT BIG
UNIVERSE *
334
00:19:14,834 --> 00:19:16,200
* AND WE'RE ALL
REALLY PUNY *
335
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,501
* WE'RE JUST
TINY, LITTLE SPECKS *
336
00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:19,200
* ABOUT THE SIZE
OF MICKEY ROONEY *
337
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,834
* IT'S BIG AND BLACK
AND INKY *
338
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:22,133
* AND WE ARE
SMALL AND DINKY *
339
00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:23,601
* IT'S A BIG UNIVERSE *
340
00:19:23,601 --> 00:19:25,000
* AND WE'RE NOT *
341
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,033
* AND WE'RE PART OF A VAST
INTERPLANETARY SYSTEM *
342
00:19:31,033 --> 00:19:33,834
* STRETCHING
700 BILLION MILES LONG *
343
00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:35,634
* WITH NINE PLANETS
AND A SUN *
344
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:36,968
* WE THINK THE EARTH'S
THE ONLY ONE *
345
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:38,167
* THAT HAS LIFE ON IT
346
00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:40,067
* ALTHOUGH
WE COULD BE WRONG *
347
00:19:40,067 --> 00:19:41,667
* ACROSS
THE INTERSTELLAR VOIDS *
348
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,167
* ARE A BILLION ASTEROIDS
349
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,868
* INCLUDING METEORS
AND HALLEY'S COMET, TOO *
350
00:19:45,868 --> 00:19:47,634
* AND THERE'S
OVER 50 MOONS *
351
00:19:47,634 --> 00:19:49,200
* FLOATING OUT THERE
LIKE BALLOONS *
352
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:52,300
* IN A PANORAMIC
TRILLION-MILE VIEW *
353
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,501
* AND STILL
IT'S ALL A SPECK *
354
00:19:53,501 --> 00:19:55,100
* AMID A HUNDRED
BILLION STARS *
355
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:58,234
* IN A GALAXY
WE CALL THE MILKY WAY *
356
00:19:58,234 --> 00:19:59,801
* IT'S 60,000
TRILLION MILES *
357
00:19:59,801 --> 00:20:01,067
* FROM ONE END
TO THE OTHER *
358
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,934
* AND STILL THAT'S JUST
A FRACTION OF THE WAY *
359
00:20:03,934 --> 00:20:05,667
* 'CAUSE THERE'S
A HUNDRED BILLION GALAXIES *
360
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:07,100
* THAT STRETCH
ACROSS THE SKY *
361
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:10,000
* FILLED WITH CONSTELLATIONS,
PLANETS, MOONS, AND STARS *
362
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,567
* AND STILL
THE UNIVERSE EXTENDS *
363
00:20:11,567 --> 00:20:13,167
* TO A PLACE
THAT NEVER ENDS *
364
00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:16,167
* WHICH IS MAYBE
JUST INSIDE A LITTLE JAR *
365
00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:17,901
* IT'S A GREAT BIG
UNIVERSE *
366
00:20:17,901 --> 00:20:19,300
* AND WE'RE ALL
REALLY PUNY *
367
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,767
* WE'RE JUST
TINY, LITTLE SPECKS *
368
00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:22,367
* ABOUT THE SIZE
OF MICKEY ROONEY *
369
00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:23,901
* THOUGH WE DON'T KNOW
HOW IT GOT HERE *
370
00:20:23,901 --> 00:20:25,234
* WE'RE AN IMPORTANT
PART HERE *
371
00:20:25,234 --> 00:20:27,767
* IT'S A BIG UNIVERSE *
372
00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:37,601
* AND IT'S OURS **
373
00:20:57,868 --> 00:21:01,968
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
374
00:21:01,968 --> 00:21:04,734
* WE ARE THE VERY MODELS
OF CARTOON INDIVIDUALS **
375
00:21:04,734 --> 00:21:07,601
CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION,
A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P.
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00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:10,767
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