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Man, why don't you call Antonio?

You've been telling me all trip long
to forget him, and now I should call him?

Yes, just to get us out of here.
Then you can happily tell him to get lost.

So, do you know now
who you're going to call?

- You're so annoying.
- Watch your mouth. I am fed up already.

What do you mean to do?
Lock me up?

I'm already in jail.
You can do nothing!

That's what you think.

Calm down.
Stop provoking him.

I'm running out of patience. Either you call
now or the three will be here until Monday.

The proper way to say it
is 'the three of you'.

Fuck off, and you of the three
will stay here until Monday.

- He got mixed up.
- Right. Officer, wait a second, please.

- I got his restaurant's business card.
- Again?

You have donuts?
You always do on TV.

- That's the American police, the fat ones.
- I'm hungry.

- Another little push?
- I can't wait to get out of here.

OK.

- Could you please bring me my purse?
- Sure, like the nice little hotel this is.

Fuck it, Alcala.

We have fucking cancer!

9 MONTHS BEFORE

THE WISH LIST

So much love! You're the one
that gives most love of all.

That's it now, that's it.

- Hey, how is Pinta doing?
- She didn't eat anything yet.

- And she won't let me touch her.
- Oh, my God.

- She didn't eat anything at all?
- Nothing at all.

We'll have to do something
or nobody will take her.

A second half still remained to break off
a 3-century long incommunication.

We ran out.
And I won't take the pill anymore.

That's fine.

- I'll go to the drugstore myself right now.
- Sit down!

Just now you couldn't be bothered to get
bread and now you'll run to the drugstore?

Not having bread and being a father
are really different issues, honey.

Antonio, what's up?

You don't want a child or what?
I do.

- My biological clock is clocking out.
- I know, honey.

- I just need more time.
- How much time?

- Two years.
- Two years?

- You have two months.
- How did we go from 2 years to 2 months?

- You want to make it two weeks?
- No, no, no! OK, OK. Two months.

Two months then.
Don't be upset.

Guys, I told you before.

De Niro for De Niro,
Pacino for Pacino.

Will I have to tell you again?

They're good people, love.
Be patient.

Honey!

- Look what I got!
- Don't yell!

- What's that?
- I got a present for you.

You will be amazed. It's my way
of saying sorry for earlier.

I love presents.

Come on, open it.
You'll see!

- What the fuck is this, Antonio?
- 36 boxes of contraceptive pills. What now?

I say I want to be a mother and your answer
is 3 years worth of pills?

- Are you stupid?
- Don't be like that.

I had to visit 4 different drugstores.
I looked like a character from Narcos.

- I shouldn't be like this?
- What's wrong?

You know what?
I'm leaving you!

It's over! I don't ever want
to see your fucking face again!

- Please...
- He really is stupid. Stupid.

- What happened?
- Men. That's what happened.

- When did you get a dog?
- Today.

- Pinta, meet Mar. Mar, meet Pinta.
- What about De Niro and Pacino?

They haven't talked yet, but I think
they're happy with their sister.

- I'm glad. You got wine?
- Yes.

- Open a bottle. I'll leave this in my room.
- OK.

I wish it were true, But I know
you will go back to Antonio tomorrow.

No, no. It's over for real.
I'm sick and tired.

It's not like any other time before, no.
And let me tell you something.

If I ever want to go back, if I ever
want to call him up, you can just hit me.

OK. I will punch you in your face.

I am sick of little boys. I want real men.
Men who will accept a commitment.

- Men who are not afraid.
- Baby, there are no real men. Some men...

Some men, I don't know, who'll look at you,
will want you...

They will kiss you with a look.
Well, they do not exist.

Now there are only
bodybuilders with tattoos, hipsters...

Falling in love is impossible.
That's just the way it is.

- This talk is really cheering me up.
- Girl, I'm sorry.

Give me more wine.
I have 5 years worth of man to forget.

Let's go, wine.

- Let's see.
- What's wrong?

Nothing is wrong.

Well, I need you to touch
one of my boobs.

- Touch one of your boobs?
- I'm not joking.

- I'm not that desperate. Are you?
- You're a moron. No, I'm not.

For real, I need you
to touch my right boob.

Please, Mar. Feel it.
Let's see if you find anything.

What? You can feel I, right?

- It might be a deposit of fat.
- Yes, it might be.

I hope so.

- OK, now.
- What now?

- You can let go of my boob now.
- Sorry.

- Did you like it?
- It will do to wank once.

It's your first time?

- Sorry, you were saying?
- Yes, is this your first time?

Yes, it is my first time.

You can ask me anything you need to know.
My name is Carmen.

Eva. Nice to meet you, Carmen.
Thank you so much.

Welcome, of course. Here we are all
fighting the same battle.

- It's not the first time for you, right?
- No.

I've been fighting this motherfucker
for some 25 years now.

But I'm winning because I'm still here,
fucking around and stronger than ever.

I imagine you'd like to know
how chemo will affect your body.

I would, yes. I hear all sorts of different
things, but I don't know what will happen.

I'll sum it up for you. You will throw
it all up and you will go bald.

But don't you worry. The vomiting will stop
and your hair will grow again.

Some days you won't be able to move
because you will be too tired.

You live alone?

With Mar, my best friend.

So much better, because Mar
will help in those days.

But eventually, the hardest effects
of chemo will pass too.

It's my third time here.
Stage 4 carcinoma.

- 3 times through this already?
- Yeah.

I got the same thing in stage 2, I think.

How was your surgery?

OK. So said the doctor.

The tumor was removed,
and also the surrounding tissue.

Mine was OK too.
So don't feel down, man.

We will be like always in a jiffy.

You have to fight that motherfucker.

- Thank you, Carmen.
- You're welcome.

Look, there's Paco.

- Paco, meet Eva, my chemo buddy.
- Nice to meet you, Paco.

- This is Mar.
- You're Carmen, I guess.

Surprise dictation.

Girls,

never marry or have a boyfriend. Full stop.

The best you can do is

to remain single, comma,

to enjoy life, comma,

to freeze your eggs,

and to be strong independent women because
we don't need men to be happy. Full stop.

Prof, you may be a bit old,
but you can still find love.

A bit old, you say?

A giant D minus, smart-ass.

What about your parents?

- My mom passed when I was 20.
- I'm so sorry.

My dad went to Argentina 4 years earlier,
and I never saw him again.

So, my only family is Mar.

Don't you worry, I won't leave you alone.
And we will fight this fucker together.

- Your worst chemo was the first one?
- Yeah.

We didn't have as much information.
And the mortality rate was high.

I was so scared I thought
I'd never be 30.

So I made a list. 3 things
I'd like to do if I survived.

- What were those 3 things?
- Taking my kids to EuroDisney,

sailing down the Nile with my Paco,
and...

- And changing someone's life.
- You got to do all 3 things?

- Yes. Well, 2 out of 3.
- Which one was left?

I'll tell when you bring your list. 3 things
you'd like to do when we beat this fucker.

I bet there's something you always
wanted to do but never dared.

- An unfulfilled wish...
- Yeah.

Now you have work for the next day.
Making the list and shaving your head.

- Me, shaving my head?
- Your hair already started to fall off.

- Just a bit.
- It will get worse fast. So shave it off.

Or else one day your hair will be
on your pillow. And that's truly nasty.

- Carmen is right. I have to shave it off.
- Yes, absolutely.

You think it will become me?

- Natalie looked fine.
- Which one? Natalie Portman?

Right, but she's one of the prettiest
women in the world.

You're cute too, and I see you
more like Charlize.

Why don't we go to a beauty parlor?

No, dear. It's not like asking
to have the ends cut off.

This I have to do on my own.

That's that then. Two cats losing hair
is more than enough already.

I'm so bad at this.
I have no clue.

Learning how to surf, sleeping in
the desert and crashing a wedding.

I love it. A very good list.
Just one detail. Any particular desert?

Any desert in Morocco. That way I can
also visit Asilah. I'm told it's beautiful.

It is, you will see. The one thing
I didn't do was changing someone's life.

But that's part of my job.
I'm a stylist.

You should drop by my store
and I'll do a full make over.

Count on it. You're always
full of surprises.

- I wish we could fulfill our lists together.
- You wish?

Right after our last chemo session,
before we know the results,

we are going on a trip
to complete our lists.

How can we possibly go on a trip
without even knowing the results?

Exactly because of that. Nothing is worse
than staying at home waiting for the results.

- Thinking all the time you may die.
- You have good points,

- but it's a bit crazy.
- I'll do logistics. I have experience.

But, before you give me more excuses,
ask yourself one question.

If death is so eternal
and life is so brief,

why would I stop doing the things
I want which make me happy? Why?

- That smile means we're going on a trip?
- That smile means you always persuade me.

- Can Mar come along?
- Of course.

So tell her to start her list and start
packing, because we are going on a trip.

To feel alive and eat as much life
as we can in a week.

As Quevedo said, yesterday is gone,
tomorrow is not here yet and today is going.

But no cell phones. Here we talk face to
face, and we look into each other's eyes.

- Fuck my phone. We look at each other.
- That's the way I like it.

And you too.
Mar, read your list for us.

OK.

Sleeping in a jail cell, driving an SUV
on the seashore and fucking a Dane.

Why a Dane? A Swede
or a Norwegian won't do?

No, it has to be a Dane.

Since I visited Copenhagen with Antonio
I fell in love with them. They're so hot.

Even the ugly ones are hot.

That trip was really cool.
I had a great time.

- Carmen, please, stop a second.
- You're not feeling well?

I'm great. I just need to stop a moment.

OK, I'll stop here.

- What are you doing? Are you nuts?
- I'm hitting you, honey.

- You were thinking of Antonio.
- I wasn't.

Really?

Maybe I was, just a bit.

Look, he calls me to say goodbye,
then he says he wants to get back together.

- Now he wants to give me another chance.
- But you left him.

Right, but he was never a smart one.

You want to be a mother since high school.
Antonio never wanted to be a father.

If you go back to him,
you know what's what. He's a dick.

And a bastard. And an idiot.
And a moron.

Carmen, you don't know him.

Look, a guy cannot be a good person
that gives 36 boxes of contraceptive pills

to a woman that wants to be a mother.

Not for you, not for anybody. I'll rest
now. I'm hurting from slapping you.

Chemo gets you exhausted and takes
your strength. It's normal she's tired.

- You're sure she's fine?
- Yes.

Before this trip I binge-watched
films about cancer.

I am a bit obsessed.

- What films did you watch?
- Terms of Endearment, 4th Floor, 50/50,

- Notting Hill and Pretty Woman.
- Those two are not about cancer.

They're about the worst cancer of all.
Love.

Those movies are just lies. And Julia
Roberts is just a slut. I hate her.

That is your problem.
Idealising love and men.

You're single. Enjoy yourself.
Forget Julia Roberts and fuck a Dane.

I'm at 80, the speed limit.
What does this idiot want?

- What is wrong with you?
- I knew it. It had to be a woman.

- Asshole.
- It had to be a woman?

Fuck your life, you shit baldy!

Where's the turbo speed?
Nobody can fuck wth me.

- What if it's a Dane?
- Then I'll think about it.

- Friend.
-Yes?

Wait for me out front, with the engine
running and the back door open. Don't ask.

- What are you going to do?
- I said don't ask.

- Look where the fuck you're going. Look!
- I'm so sorry.

Well, it had to be a woman.

Power for women! Me too!
Long live my pussy!

- Long live her pussy?
- Run! Start the engine!

I should have added
kissing a stranger to my list.

Then add it. Go on.
We're here to do what we want.

So, eat the mouth of the first guy that
turns you on. Or even the second one.

And you go fuck a Dane.
There must be a lot of Danes in here.

You know what? The first Dane I see,
I'll screw him.

Really? I'm going to the toilet.
I'll be right back.

I wanted to say something I think
I never said to you.

- You're scaring me.
- I wanted to say thank you.

Thank you for making me laugh when
I really didn't want to. Thank you.

- You silly, I love you so much.
- I am very lucky.

- I'm not here just because I love you.
- No?

I did it because you're my landlady
and I need a place to live.

You're so shameless.

- I can't believe it.
- My friends are dying to meet you.

Mar, here's a Dane.

- That was fast.
- Hi, Mar. I am Magnus.

Hi, Magnus. I be Eva.

- Can we talk for a second?
- Sure thing.

- So you're just all talk?
- No. But he's the ugliest guy in Denmark.

You got some nerve. You said, I quote,
'The first Dane I see, I'll screw him.'

- That's a Dane, even if you won't look.
- But he's wearing a tikki.

- That's because of the wind.
- Are you sure he's a Dane?

- Ask him yourself, go.
- Let's see, Magnum.

Do you have British blood, by any chance?
That would explain a lot.

No, I be 100% Danish. I don't get why nuts
lady brought me here. I was getting beer.

She got the wrong Dane. Now
you can go get your beer.

See you, Mary.

Who is Mary? Spanish girls
are crazy pussies.

That one.

Please, he must be 15.

Then that one.

- He must be 100.
- 100 just in his waist.

- You're picky with all of them.
- True, you can't be so choosy.

Sorry, I just want someone normal, my age.

Here comes one your age.
And he's not bad at all.

Can I change Dane for black in my list?

- Either you kiss him or I will.
- Or me, because his back looks even better.

- No, I will. Shall I go?
- Come on!

- Excuse me!
- Yes?

- Go ahead.
- The Palmar?

- The Palmar?
- Yes.

It's some 60 kilometers away,
in the way to Cadiz.

- It's kind of far.
- That way, right?

Yes, that way. But far away.

- Do you know the time?
- Yes, it's 10 to...

Is this possible?

Girls, come on, hurry it up.

- You'll be late for class.
- This feels so good.

Here.

What is this wonder?

You want to surf surrounded by hot guys
with your bald head completely burned?

- No.
- Wear it now, the Sun is getting hot now.

- It's gorgeous, I love it.
- I want my cap too.

No, sorry, swimming caps
only for ladies with bald heads.

- You're bullying me a bit.
- We're the ones with cancer.

What a pair. Take mine.
But I want it back after class.

- It's beautiful.
- I love my cap!

- Let's get out of here, man.
- Right, let's go.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Who is Eva?
- That's me.

I am Eva

- I am Manu.
- Nice to meet you.

- I am Mar. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

- Did you ever surf?
- No.

We're virgins.
Surf virgins.

About the other thing,
we are actually very experienced.

- Particularly Eva.
- None when it comes to surfing.

OK.
It's good to know.

I'll get the gear. I'll be right back.
Don't move.

- OK, we'll be waiting here.
- Do wait for me.

Really, man?
This is some coincidence.

No, this is fate telling you you you should
screw your surf teacher 3 times in a row.

-3?
- When you go black... You never come back.

Did you get waxed?

Girls, welcome
to your first surfing class.

Before the warm-up... My mother
bought this neoprene suit for me.

- Here's your cap.
- That's the way I like it.

- How was surfing like?
- Fuck surf. I need a beer.

- Excuse me! Beer!
- Where is Eva?

She's really good at surfing, and good at
the teacher, you won't believe who it is.

- Who is it?
- The black guy from yesterday!

- This is fate making a signal, right?
- And the good kind of signal too.

What are you looking at?

How long has it been since
the last time you had a mammography?

- I never had one.
- That is so wrong, Mar.

Best cure for cancer is early discovery.

I see nothing wrong at first sight.
But a doctor should check it.

The moment we get back, I'll get you
an appointment with the gynecologist.

What is it? You never saw a woman
touching another woman's boobs?

- It's actually my first time.
- And? Do you like them?

- They're cute.
- And they feel soft when you touch them.

I'm told that a lot. Take your hand off
now, girl. I'm getting turned on.

That will pass when he gets old.

- Well, I can't find anything.
- That's your beer.

I actually kind of liked it.

- The school is yours?
- Yes. I've had it for 3 years now.

I also have a clothes shop in Seville.
I am always traveling back and forth.

- You're doing great then.
- Well, I am always working.

I can't complain, though.

And you're a veterinarian.
Not bad either.

No, not bad at all.
I can't complain myself.

-15 to 11.
- I didn't ask what time it was.

No? Oh, right, sorry. You're right.

- You asked for it last night.
- Who, me?

You're mistaken.

Are you sure?

OK, it was me.
But I can explain it.

It's something weird,
but I can explain.

Well, then you can give me that weird
explanation tonight over dinner.

- You don't waste any time.
- I don't.

Life is too short
to waste our time.

- So, dinner together?
- If we do have dinner,

I'd have to tell you something.

- You have a girlfriend.
- Nope.

- A boyfriend?
- No.

- What then?
- Cancer. I'm bald.

Hence the swimming cap.

- You can still have dinner, right?
- Sure.

- What's the matter then?
- Nothing's the matter.

If nothing's the mater,
then we'll go have dinner.

It'll have to be a few days from now.
I am leaving for Morocco tomorrow.

It's a long story and really weird too.
I'll tell you when I get back.

The long weird story will
make the wait worth it?

I think so.
It's worth a lot.

What's up, honey? We are already
at the camping lot, washing dishes now.

The girls are happy,
fulfilling their wishes.

OK. I'll give you
my report later.

Eva, what's wrong?
Why the long face?

I just remembered my father.

- Your father?
- I already told you about him.

He abandoned us
right when my mom fell ill.

I learned just the other day
that he has a restaurant in Asilah.

So, you said sleeping
in the desert just to see him?

I think so. But seeing him would be like
forgiving him, and he doesn't deserve it.

And then, I also think
I wouldn't be able to.

Eva, come on, it's your father.

Yes, it's my father, a man who abandoned
her daughter 20 years ago. That's my dad.

Right. I think the best thing you can do
is listening to your heart.

You want to see him? Do.
You don't want to? Then don't.

But, if your first intention was
to see him, there must be a reason.

- You think so?
- Yeah.

I just dropped a piece of crap
that looks like a baguette.

- That's disgusting.
- You are so vulgar.

I don't know. I was born like this.
But it's quarantined for real. Don't go in.

What a chic place Paco booked for us.
The glasses look like bath tubs.

Good evening. Welcome to Hispal Veget,
I'm Tony,

your guide in this extrasensory
trip through all 5 senses.

Fine, Tony. But, would you get
some bread for us? I'm starving.

- We don't have bread.
- What's that mean?

Mar, it's not a night club. It's a 1 Michelin
star place. Sorry, she doesn't go out much.

That's a lie. I do go out a lot.
But I don't go to places like this.

There is always a first time.
Will you have some wine?

- Yes, thank you.
- Lots of it. What's the house wine?

- We don't have house wine.
- Come on, Tony. No bread and no wine?

- What kind of shithole is this?
- Excuse her. I'm sorry.

Bring the wine list.

Great. We have a large wine list
and a Golden Nose sommelier.

- He'll find the perfect match.
- Thank you so much.

- Man, behave yourself.
- What's wrong? I like to dunk bread in wine.

Call me weird.

This pork is so good.

- The portions are really light.
- It's a tasting menu.

- Well, you ever did a runner?
- No, never.

- But I always wanted to do it once.
- Really?

Your wish is my command, because
I took your cards and cash.

- And I didn't even bring my wallet.
- What?

That can't be true.

- You're nuts.
- We came to get crazy and live to the max.

- I love how crazy you are.
- Thank you.

I don't find my cousin's crazy
as amusing.

- Everything OK?
- Yes, very. Everything was delicious.

- Didn't you say there was no bread?
- There isn't. I bring this from home.

- I love dunking bread.
- I love it wet too.

I mean the bread.
Not the other thing.

I'll leave you to dunking your...
bread, not the other thing. Well...

Man, he's crazy about you.

- Of course, I'm very hot.
- He's not bad himself.

He isn't, right?
But our love is impossible.

- Once we do a runner.
- Again?

- What does it say, Eva? I can't see.
- 388 Euro.

This is very simple.

You stand up and you leave.

- There's nothing else to it.
- Sure there is.

- How was everything?
- Really tasty.

- So you liked my tasting menu?
- Yes, it was very good.

- You are the chef?
- No, I'm the owner.

But I give the chef his inspiration.
And the Michelin star is mine.

So the chef thinks he cooks the food
and you stick it to us for 388 Euro.

- Will you pay now?
- No, not yet.

How come?

We're discussing the tip for the chef.
He's the one that cooks. The inspiration,

you cannot eat.

I thought of bringing
some shots on the house.

- So kind of you.
- But we just ran out.

That was so rude.

The moron is in the kitchen. So we stand
up slowly now, like nothing is wrong.

- If someone asks, we're going for a smoke.
- OK.

- OK?
- OK.

Slowly.
Very slowly.

What's the worst thing
that could happen?

RUNNER!

Tony!
Tony!

Run, run!

- What's wrong, boss?
- They didn't pay!

- I'm going, I'm going!
- Catch them!

- Hey, stop there!
- Go, go! Tell my parents I love them.

OK, OK. I give up.
I am the criminal mastermind.

- Why are you laughing? That's a fine?
- No, I won't call the police.

That's my phone number. In case you want
to know places with bread and house wine.

- Thank you so much.
- Welcome.

- But you'd come along for the dunking?
- Yes, I'd love to have bread wet with you.

That's the idea. That's why I followed
you and I gave you my number.

- Wait. I do want you to come.
- You do? Great then.

We'll go then.
Give me a call.

- By the way, I'm Mar.
- Right, that was good thinking. I'm Tony.

- That was silly.
- Sure.

Now I'll tell my boss I didn't catch you.
I twisted my ankle.

- I twisted my ankle.
- It looks like you're rapping.

- I twisted my ankle's rap.
- Right. Well.

Right.

No, just a few weeks.
I told you the other day.

- Let me.
- Wait a second.

- What are you doing?
- I said no Antonio! No more!

- Are you done?
- Yes.

I wasn't talking to Antonio.
That was my brother.

My little muffin?
How is he doing?

I don't know. I was about to ask when
some idiot tossed my cell down the hill.

It was broken already.

Look at the bright side. Now you won't
be tempted to call bald Antonio.

I don't want to call him.
I want you to get me a new cell phone.

- I'll get it when we go back.
- I want the 1 thousand Euro iPhone!

- Or 2 thousand.
- In pearl white.

- Pearl white.
- And the headset.

- You're some pearl.
- Shut it or go get my phone back!

- Girls, I'll go change the scarves.
- Don't be late!

- Michous.
- You pronounce it mechouis.

- But you have to make an order in advance.
- There he comes.

- So, from Spain?
- Yes, and very hungry. Any advice?

I would start with harira, a tasty soup.
Then pastela.

And a vegetable tagine
for the end. Vey good.

It all sounds tasty.
I'm persuaded.

Your face sounds so familiar.
I don't know why. I don't know.

I don't know, child. I don't know.

What's up, Ignacio?

Fuck me.

- Dad, won't you say Hi to your daughter?
- Yes, yes.

You're older.

That's normal. When you leave your home,
the ones that stay grow up.

- How are you?
- Fine. I've been better, but I'm fine.

Now I'm great, having dinner
with two close friends.

I'll be right back.

I thought you needed a little push.

Asilah is pretty, right?

Beautiful.

When are you leaving?

Dad, why didn't you go
to the burial?

Why?

I was 20. I needed you.
It wasn't easy.

- I was in Argentina and...
- And what?

What is it with Argentina?

There are no phones
in Argentina?

There are no planes?

I tried to call you many times.

I didn't know what to say.

You didn't know either how to tell me
you came here, to Asilah.

A friend of yours told me.

Right.

Never mind. You don't need to explain.
I've been alone all my life. I'm fine.

- It's different now.
- Different now?

Why is it different now?

Because I have the same disease
that killed my mother?

I've been fighting cancer
for months now, father.

I had surgery. I had chemo.
I am bald now.

I threw up.
And here I am.

In Asilah.

If next week I'm told it is
grown again, I'll keep on fighting.

Hand in hand with Mar and Carmen.
They are my real family.

Then why are you here?

I don't know.

I don't know, dad.

- How did you find his restaurant?
- Paco helped me.

It was easy anyway. Not that many
Ignacios who own a restaurant in Asilah.

- That's why you changed the scarves.
- Right.

This wasn't a good idea at all.

- Give me the keys to the van. I'm going.
- What happened?

Nothing. I'm just going to the van.
Give me the keys.

- No, honey, you can't drive like this.
- Give me the keys.

- Don't ask. And give me the fucking keys!
- Let's all calm down a bit.

Carmen, I ask you to say nothing else.
You've done more than enough.

Let me pay and we go then. OK?
Give me my bag.

- We're not paying. Fuck his father.
- The bag. One runner a week is enough.

No! Fuck it, wait for me.

Ignacio, she wants to fix things, but
she doesn't know how. Give her time.

That's also what I want.

- But maybe this can't be fixed.
- Everything can be fixed.

Plus, you have something going for you.
You're her father, she has no other family.

- I wasn't a good father.
- It's never too late.

She came all the way down here
because she needs you more than ever.

Give her time.

Thank you.

What's wrong with it?

- It still has gas left?
- But of course it has gas!

Man, you can't stop!
Not now!

What the fuck is wrong
with this fucking van?

- Eva, are you OK?
- Yeah.

No, I am not! I'm not OK!
I'm not OK, my friend.

This is bullshit!
What are we doing here?

What are we doing here?

Tell me what we're doing. The trip,
the van and my father. My father...

I should be home with my pets,
waiting to be told

the results of the cancer
I have in my body, my friend.

I have cancer, for fuck's sakes!

I don't want to die, my friend.

I don't want to die, my friend!
I don't want to die!

I don't want to die.

- Fuck, you scared us!
- Get up!

- Police, get up!
- Didn't you want to go to jail?

Not here.

- That van is yours?
- Yes.

Why there? Don't you know forbidden
to leave van in the road?

Yes, but it broke down,
and we have no cell reception.

We're stranded.

That's not my problem.
I'll give you fine and take the van away.

- You can't do that.
- I can do that. I police. You not.

- Look at that.
- But you pay 500 €, I forget other thing.

- Look at that.
- Excuse me?

- You're blackmailing us?
- Yes, blackmail. Now 600 Euro.

- Hey, it was 500.
- Now 700.

- You take van and go.
- We're not paying a cent. This is illegal.

- Fine. I take van.
- No, you're not taking the van.

No, let him take it, let him.

Now, if these two die here,
you're the culprit.

- What die? Why die?
- It's because of this.

They have cancer.
And this was their farewell trip.

Hugging life one last time. But thanks to
you we'll just die of thirst in the desert.

- You really have cancer?
- Man, they have quite a bit of cancer.

- But you don't care. You're a bad person.
- I am not bad person. I want money for...

Know I'll help.

He knows engines.
We'll fix van and go.

Come on.

Ladies, I...

I want to apologise for earlier. Asking
for money is not good. I am so sorry.

You fixed our van, Said.
So, we forgive you.

Thank you so much.
And now, where you go?

No clue. We were thinking of renting
am SUV to drive on the seashore.

Your car is an SUV, right?

Yes, but it's police car.
It can't be.

What a shame. One of her last wishes
was to see me driving an SUV on the sand.

Yes, it was. Of course.
I really wanted to see it.

- But... If it can't be, it can't be.
- Poor little thing.

On top of having cancer, she won't see me
driving an SUV on the beach sand.

- She was so looking forward to it.
- Right.

- What about a little jump?
- Slowly, please.

- Easy now.
- Everything is OK.

This is my house.

- It's so beautiful, Said.
- All the land up to the tree, my house.

- You have sheep.
- And a rooster.

- A donkey too?
- My wife, Nazilla.

- Nice to meet you.
- And that's my daughter, Amira.

Amira? That's such a beautiful name.

It means princess,
because she is my princess.

Amira, I am Eva. Glad to meet you.

She's gorgeous.
I love your hair.

God, please, this is so good!

- Wonderful.
- It's delicious.

Said, thank your wife, please,
for the scarves. She looks gorgeous.

- Thank you.
- Said, let me ask you something.

- It may be none of my business.
- Don't worry.

I'm just curious. What exactly
is that thing on Amira's face?

What's the word?
Warts.

They started to grow like one year ago.
But Moroccan HS says they won't treat

because it's not life threatening.

I have to go to private doctor,
but very expensive.

But I'll get the money. Because kids
laugh at her in school.

And she doesn't want to go to school. But
she has to study to be independent woman.

- Of course.
- Right. That's why you asked us for money?

- To cure Amira?
- Yes, but I ask for forgiveness again.

- My wife make cakes for you.
- Thank you so much.

- We got something too.
- Right, yes.

- Here we have 2100 Dirham and 790 Euro.
- No!

Yes. It's all our cash, but it should
be enough for Amira's surgery.

- The kid needs surgery now.
- Tomorrow.

I cannot take. It's lot
of money. I cannot.

Yes, you can,
and you accept.

So that Amira can smile
on her way to school.

Make her study, go to college.
Get a degree.

She has to be independent.
She shouldn't depend on any man.

Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Thanks to you.

- I am a fan of your trip's philosophy.
- Thank you so much.

Also a fan of your list.
But mostly your way of facing your...

- Your disease.
- Man, call it by name. It's cancer.

- But it's...
- I get it. It's not easy.

But the best way to face it
is to call it by its name. Cancer.

- Cancer.
- Cancer. Again. Cancer.

- Cancer.
- See it's not bad for you?

The truth is I admire your strength
and energy. I don't know that I could...

Sure you could. There are two ways.
Either you face it and keep it company,

or you face it and it takes you away.

So I chose to face it
and keep it company.

And enjoy my due every minute.
Whatever life offers me.

- I'll tell you one thing.
- Go ahead.

The present to you from life,
you will love.

- How are you doing?
- Really well. Happy.

Welcome to the cutest
and cheapest spa in the world.

- Those are rocks?
- Everything is not what it seems.

These rocks you bathe in mud
and then you rub them on your body.

- I think I got it.
- Back there? Great, let's do it.

- You can rub this on the face too?
- Sure, but watch out for the mou...

- War, war!
- You motherfucker!

What are you doing?

Big eyes, stop reading
and have a drink with me.

Who do you think you are?
Come on, give me my book back.

Pretty and with a temper.
Just the way I like them.

- Are you alone?
- I'm married, so don't bother.

Well, if you don't tell
your hubby there is no harm.

Look, the first time I was diagnosed
with cancer, my husband told our kids.

And he looked after them
as he washed my vomit away.

And he would take me in his arms
to bed when I couldn't move.

Back then I told myself that true love
is watching the person you love die.

And now I wonder,
who will watch you die?

I definitely won't. So, next time
you call my husband hubby,

I'll tear your head clean off.

- Look how fresh.
- We need tuna and... clams.

That smells so good.

- Just a minute, just a minute.
- What's wrong?

- The art! It's ready now? You sure?
- It is now.

- It's all delicious.
- I am actually a cook.

I work the season as a waiter to save
some money for a restaurant of my own.

Let's hope so. Hurry up,
because you are good at this.

Eva, what's wrong,
why the silence?

Nothing's wrong. I'm thinking of my mom.
She cooked this dish often when I was a kid.

My dad called it
spaghetti with music.

That's a great name,
spaghetti with music.

Why don't you use it
for your restaurant?

I will when I set it up.
I want no copyright lawsuits later.

Since we're talking restaurants, I'd like
to buy you all a farewell dinner tomorrow.

- But we're paying, Mar.
- You kill a dog...

Tony, tell me what the best place
here in Tarifa is

to eat local fish and vegetables.

I like Casa Huelchi a lot,
but I can't go, I have a wedding.

I'm not getting married, don't look
at me like that. I'll be working.

Good evening.
We are cousins to the bride.

- Your tables are 5 and 2.
-OK, so 5 and 2.

- Hi. Good evening. How are you doing?
- Hello.

The bride and groom looked gorgeous.
You're doing fine?

- I am fine.
- That's what matters.

- You?
- I'm doing great.

- You seem a little nervous.
- I am the only black man.

- Chill, we'll be fine.
- OK.

- Look at that hot guy over there.
- Wow.

- He's coming our way.
- Right.

He's sitting next to you.

- Hello

- My name is Karl.
-I am Mar.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

I'm Carmen, glad to meet you.
And, where are you from, Karl?

I'm Danish.

I'm so sorry.
So very sorry.

- Don't worry. Relax.
- I swallowed the wrong way.

I'm fine.

It's always the same. In every wedding
they want to sneak some people in.

You know what? I'll charge
150 Euro per person. Smart-asses.

I'm the one with a Michelin star.
I laugh at Roca, Cresta and Adrian.

It's Adria.

It is, is it? Shut up
and go back to work.

What are you doing?

- I wanted to thank you.
- What for?

Well, for being here with me.

I loved everything that happened
the last few days.

But your present was
the one I loved most.

- More than sleeping in the desert?
- Not really more.

It was different. Really, it connected me
with beautiful things.

You made me remember
why I chose to be a veterinarian.

- Really?
- Yeah. You want the story?

- Please.
- Do you know...?

- These two are not familiar at all.
- I don't, no.

Remembering important things. For instance,
when I was 7 my parents took me to a ranch.

I'm sorry for interrupting, but
I think the bride is on to us.

- Which way is she coming? This way?
- Yes, that way.

- Then we're going this way.
- Runner.

You take the bottle.
Take the bottle.

- Fate is always random.
- Why?

Because you wanted a Dane, so fate
brought the cutest Dane in the universe.

But now you like Tony, and
you're not so eager to fuck a Dane.

Am I right?

- What's this?
- I made it myself.

That gravy is delicious and this bread
is quite fresh, so I made it.

I baked it and added some cereal.
You know...

I'm so sorry.
He's strong.

I'm going.
We're really busy.

By the way,
you look beautiful.

- Who is this?
- A friend, Tony.

- Why did he bring you bread?
- Well...

Mar?

- You're not Ton!
- I can be whoever you want me to be.

- Valentin, take this to table 8.
- OK, OK.

That kiss was for me?

- Let's go.
- I have to keep working.

- We're gonna have sex.
- Let's go then.

Stop looking for her. She's with Tony.
You got nothing to do.

I don't get why she left with him.
I'm more handsome and romantic.

- So, conceited and romantic?
- I am known as the Danish Romeo.

- But Romeo wasn't romantic.
- The most romantic literary character.

No way, you're wrong.
I'll tell you why.

You know why Romeo would go
to Juliet's balcony every night?

It wasn't because he was in love.
He wanted to get laid.

But Romeo was smart. He knew if he went
and said, 'Juliet, let me get inside you',

he would get nothing. That's why
he used rhymes and poems.

He wasn't romantic.
He was just horny.

- I'll tell you then, right?
- Please.

When I was a kid, we spent a weekend
at some friends of theirs'.

One night, a mare went into labor.

My father took my hand
and we ran to see the birth.

I was utterly in shock.
Imagine.

I didn't understand anything
but I thought it was a miracle.

That was magic. And I asked my father who
the man was that was helping the animal.

And he said it was a veterinarian,
a doctor for animals.

And I said with a serious face,

'Dad, now I know when I grow up
I want to be an oterinarian'.

What a surprise!

Isn't this the lady who doesn't pay
her bills in restaurants? How are we doing?

- Who is this? You know him?
- No, first time I ever see him.

- You think I'm an idiot?
- You don't really look very smart.

So, you are a thief
and also a smart-ass?

That's fine, really fine.

Good evening. Could you send
a patrol to the Maestranza estate?

Robbery. Yes.
Thank you so much.

What, no more jokes?

Look, I don't like police. I go.

Bye, hero.

- Wait, wait!
- Everything OK?

Wait, I need to know about you
or I will feel like a slut.

- You have siblings?
- Two, Alma and Alvaro. I'm the youngest.

Feeling less slutty?

No, no. I still feel like a slut.

- What's your family name?
- Rasmussen Ramon.

- As a kid I was called weirrd.
- What is Rasmussen?

- It's my family name.
- Why is it foreign?

I am a bit of a foreigner. My father
is Danish and my mother is from Malaga.

Wait a minute!
Are you saying you're Danish?

A bit. I was born in Copenhagen, but
I was already in Fuengirola when I was 5.

- You speak Danish?
- Yes, not a lot, but I can get by.

- Say something in Danish.
- What do you want me to say?

I've never been this horny ever before.

No, you say it!

Say it again.

That will do.

And back then
we were a real family.

You made me remember
a sweet moment.

So, thank you so much.
All of this is because of your surprise.

Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Thanks to you.

Hey, get out of my wedding! You crashed
my wedding and I want you gone right now.

What do you mean by crashing?
We are friends of Andrés'.

That's a lie. My husband
has no black friends.

So, out of my wedding.

Look here. You're right, it's your wedding,
but you have no right to be bloody racist.

In my own wedding I am bloody racist
and anything else I feel like being.

So, get down from there
or I'm calling the police!

No, no, no. We're not coming down.
Call anybody, you bloody racist.

- Calm down, Eva. It's not worth it.
- Right, honey. Listen to the nigger.

- What? Look here, you...
- Now I'll be coming down!

I'm gonna erase your face!

- The police are taking their time.
- Now you're in a hurry to get arrested?

- Me, I am not getting arrested.
- You're not?

Because doing a runner
is your word against mine.

- I have witnesses.
- Jehova's withesses?

No. Tony, who's coming
this way right now.

- Tony, didn't this lady, and this one...?
- How are you doing?

Didn't they do a runner
in my restaurant the other day?

No, for me it's the first time...

- It's the first time I ever see her.
- No, Tony, not that way.

- Don't fuck with me or ['ll fire you.
- Then fire me, but I never saw her before.

Then get the fuck out.
Officers, over here.

I made the call.

Now we'll all have a laugh. And,
what is it with the wigs? Are they a gift?

Why? You need one?

Good evening.
What's the problem?

Good evening. These two ladies were in my
restaurant the other day and did a runner.

They owe me 388 Euro.

- 388 Euro?
- Yes, sir.

- That's really expensive.
- It makes sense they did a runner.

- I would have done the same thing.
- Me too.

- Time of death, 12...
- Will you stop it? I'm asking you, please.

- I don't find it funny.
- Maybe a bit funny?

- Please, what have we done?
- She just has a wound and a little bleeding.

So, she will go on living as a racist.

- What do we do?
- That's my question.

- Fuck it!
- God damn!

Out of my wedding!

It's the first time I see him.

And I am honestly a bit tired of being
accused of something I didn't do.

Right, because I work at the restaurant
and I never saw her before.

Bunch of damn liars!

Calm down, sir. Easy now, OK?
Keep calm.

And this is the one that was missing.
She did a runner too.

I'm sorry but,
who are you?

What's going on here?
You three are in on it or what?

My partner already asked you to calm down,
so lower your voice and stop yelling,

- or I'll get my club and...
- Stand down, Serrano. Stand down.

- The bride was on to us.
- And the runner guy. He called the police.

And Tony is Danish.
We just had sex. I am so in love.

Bitch, I still haven't been kissed
like I was supposed to be kissed.

With a look.
But we have to go now.

- Father, father!
- What's wrong? Why is the police here?

Those people crashed my wedding. The one in
yellow hit me with a bottle and the nigger.

- Who made you bleed? The nigger?
- Hey!

- That was an accident.
- Your cousin's cunt was an accident, hon.

Please, arrest her for assault and everyone
for crashing the wedding. The nigger first.

- We may still have a fight, huh?
- Everyone calm down.

- Don't you see she's just a poor racist?
- That again? I'd never invite a nigger.

- Please, proceed.
- Silence, please! Let's do this in order.

I can't arrest anyone for the runner. You
got no proof, the waiter says it's untrue.

I can do nothing for crashing the wedding.
But I can arrest her for assault.

But, officer, I told you
it was an accident.

We'll see about that,
but you have to come with me.

- No, no. If you arrest her, arrest me too.
- I can't arrest you. You did nothing.

- Now you can?
- Sure. Now I can.

Serrano, you take the brunette and I'll
take the pisser. Don't step on the pee.

Officer, arrest me. It's true we did
a runner in his shithole of a restaurant.

- Arrest me.
- See? I was right.

You can't take her away.
I won't leave you alone.

Smurf, pig, dick!

And me too, you deformed ball-licking goat
fucking son of a bitch. Will you arrest us?

- I think you're mixing countries.
- Son of a bitch.

- Shut up or I'm gonna beat you silly.
- We'll beat the shit out of you, I'm fed up.

- Look.
- What?

- I just realised we completed all 3 lists.
- No.

- One is still incomplete.
- No.

We did it all.

You changed Amira's life
and I fucked a Dane.

I drove in the seashore,
I'm spending the night in a jail cell.

Eva learned how to surf,
we crashed a wedding.

And she slept in the desert.
7 out of 7.

No. There is still one left for Eva.

Hello?

Father, it's me.

Good morning, ladies.
You're free to go.

Prison is so comfortable.
I slept incredibly good.

Thank you, Alcala.

Alcala, can I go say bye
to Tony, just a moment?

No, I wanna go home
and sleep. Let's go.

Tony! I'll wait for you,
as long as it takes.

One day or 5 years.

Let's hope it's not 5 years.

- You wanna be locked up again?
- No, no, no. I'm going.

- And you! Call her.
- Yes, tell me.

She says when you look at her
and kiss her with your eyes...

- Call her, she's crazy about you.
- Let's get going, fuck it.

I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming.

Oppressor.
You're an oppressor.

- Free Tibet!
- What is that Free Tibet thing?

I don't know.

- What's that?
- I love you, in Danish.

Father, I thought carefully
before I called you.

And I'd like to start over with you.

Me too.

If we start over,
we're starting from scratch.

That's fine.
It's fine.

I need my freedom, my time,
my space, my things.

Of course, your space,
your time, your freedom, of course.

What do you do?
What's your job?

I'm a veterinarian.

- Sorry, I think you mean an oterinarian.
- An oterinarian.

- You like what you do?
- So much.

By the way, you know what happened
with Manu and Tony?

Yes. They can't be set free before
they give testimony in front of a judge.

- That'll be Monday morning.
- Pity.

I won't be able to say good-bye.

- You're leaving today?
- Yes.

We have to return the van
tomorrow, and Tuesday...

we get the results.
Let's see what happens.

Eva, if you want to say no,
just say so.

But I'd like it if you called me
when you get the results.

Sure thing, father.

Thanks, honey.
Thank you so much.

Thanks to you.

How come you started
doing runners at your age?

I don't know, father.
That was all Mar.

She's still as crazy, right?

I think she is even more so now.

- Now we're really done with the list.
- Yes.

Now we are.

Let's go.

Let's go.

I'm scared, my friend.

- You're not alone.
- I know.

I'm right here.

I need to tell you something.

If I die...
Listen to me.

If I die, I need you to keep
Al Pacino and De Niro.

- And Pinta too, please.
- Yeah.

My socks you can wear,
and only you.

Eva, that's gross.

Al Pacino loves cured ham.
De Niro likes pastrami.

He's more like me.

And it's very important to take Pinta out
at least 45 minutes every day, to run...

Come rain or... She has
to go out no mater what.

- Cured ham, pastrami and 45 minutes.
- Yes.

But you'll do it all yourself
because you're gonna be fine.

Have I told you
I love you so much, my friend?

I love you too.

Thank you.

Thank you.

- Let's go.
- Let's go.

My love. Mom is coming now.

I love you.

Come on.

What are you guys doing here, father?

I thought if I wasn't here today
with you, I'd regret it all my life.

And I already had
to regret a lot of things.

Do you mind?

Of course not.

Plus, I brought these two
along for you.

Thank you, father.

Thank you.

- How was jail?
- It was tough.

But I had time to think
about my life and...

- I want to move to Seville.
- Because of me?

Right, because of you.

Say it in Danish.

It makes me so horny.

Hello. So?
Ready for good news?

- Yes.
- Fine.

Let's go in.
Carmen is waiting for us.

Let's go.

I got a tattoo in prison.

You don't mind
if everybody's in here, do you, doctor?

- No, of course not.
- Then let's get started.

It's best to cut to the chase.

Fine.

Let's see.
Who goes first?

I do. I have more experience.

Let's see.

Well, you're clean, Carmen.

No trace of cancer cells.

The treatment worked much better
than we expected. Congratulations.

But we still need to do
tests regularly.

Yes, anything you want!

Now keep the good news coming, doctor.
Tell us Eva is well, please.

Well, let's see.

In your case, the treatment didn't work.
You need surgery in your other breast...

2 YEARS LATER

- To the race. For the victory.
- But you have to run for real.

Yes, you do too.

I'll give you a few words, and you have
to create compound words with them.

We welcome you all to this new edition
of woman's pink race.

The countdown starts now.

I need to stop!
I just saw a breakfast place!

Cut the crap, come on,
and keep running.

I'm getting a stitch.
I need churros and ham.

Sure. Nothing else?
Keep running.

I hate running.
Running is for cowards.

- And for bad matadors.
- That's true.

Come on, girls. What's wrong?
Fat butts, huh?

- I preferred her bald, with less energy.
- Me too.

Since you got well,
you're a pain in the ass.

You two are the pain in the ass.
Come on, 5 kilometers left.

5 kilometers?
I'm dying!

Breathe in, breathe out.

What I need now is
something to drink.

Tony told me he got a great
new white wine in his restaurant.

- Why don't we go try it out tonight?
- Sure, we can all go together.

- But I won't drink white wine.
- What?

No.

- No, my friend, no.
- I'm getting a Dane of my own!

- Pretty woman is going to be a mom!
- For real?

Stop it, stop it.
Everything makes me cry right now.

Let me tell you something.
If it's a girl, I'll name her Carmen.

Because of you I am pregnant
and you are madly in love.

- Do you realise?
- What?

I just realised
she changed all of our lives.

- Who did?
- You did.

You got a full bingo
with your last wish.

Yes, I am really the shit.
I mean, fulfilling wishes.

- You are indeed the shit.
- You all are the shit.

To our fighters

Part of this film's box office will be given
to the fight and research against cancer.