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Subtitled by: Sam Luo

In the moment when I say the number 3...

...you will enter the state of deep relaxation

All the stresses and worries of the day...

...will fall away, and you will feel complete relaxed

As you fall towards the states of tremendous well being

Deeper and deeper...

One...

Deeper...

Two...

Deeper...

Three...

Good Morning, Melville.

Hey, here you go

HOW TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE IN 10 DAYS

What did you want to be when you grow up?

- When you were a boy, I mean - Rich?

- Well, I say this mission is accomplished - What do you want?

What do I want was anybody want

Happiness, love, world peace...

...it is the 6 million dollar question, isn't it?

- You want 6 million dollars - No.

But these things take time, it's all tight up...

Shut up

- Please, don't kill me

I am not going to

You gonna disappear.

You change your name, you take nothing with you...

...you tell no one and you'll never, this important bit...

...you never, ever come back

- I heard Brazil is nice - Very nice

If you offend any of these conditions...

- ...I will find you - Thank you

Don't thank me, just do it

No, really, thank you I haven't clear for a week

What are you doing here? Bjorn, This is my job

Your ass is mine now, Milo.

When management hears about this I have your head on the plate

What make your mind? if my head is my ass you want

A bit of both

Why not do now then?

I don't want people accusing me acting unprofessionally

I wait for the paperworks

When I have this, no one was able to say, not even Leo

I was waiting for this since I was in Amsterdam.

Hi, my name is Milo...

...I am 33

Hi, my name is Milo...

...I am 33

I like... go into restaurants..

I like into cinema... I like clapping

...reading, writing, Shit.

My name is Milo... I am a professional hitman

And I have been it too long

What I am looking for?

Someone to...someone to share of things, with

A life without secrets A new beginning I suppose

If it's possible

I have no idea, what I am looking for

I know when I find it

- Hello

I don't think I can go through with this

What are you doing Leo, with my...

Have you seen what happens to people when they retired?

Leo, we've been through this

I don't see this end, I see this new begin

Life step has to taking

What have you been doing for last 20 years

I was...quiet when we met

Did you say that you're sitting what I am now?

And where is that?

I am in my future

I am in the Autumn Sun Retirement Village

With Stanley.

Anyway...

You are in deep trouble, Milo

I feel the same

Are you having a nervous breakdown?

Leo... can we... talking about it some other time?

It's not...it's not really convenient right now

You have to acknowledge you have a problem before you can fix it, Milo.

In the mean time, get out of town...

...use the biscuit tin

Go to my place in the country...

Melville!

And there went out another horse ...

... and the power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth

and they should kill one and another

And I heard the voice in the mid of 4 beasts says...

...a measure of a wheat for a penny 3 measures of the barley for a penny

...and see that hurt not the oil and the wine

And I looked and behold the pale horse...

and him who sat on him was death...

and hell followed with him

You got that?

How are you feeling?

Come on Lucky, off the bed

- Who are you? - I am gonna ask you the same question

- Where am I - In my house

- How did I get here - My car

Can I get my arm now?

A ship's been exploded, did they normally do that?

The question is what were you doing up there?

- Why is that question? - Ship don't do themselves up

You think I did that? I got better things to do with my time

- Is that right? - Yes

Yes, it is

Where do you think you're going?

Thank you for your assistant I don't want take any more of your time

You are not going anywhere

I am sorry

Not until I know for sure it wasn't you

- You're serious? - Deadly

Just look me in the eyes saying it wasn't you then you free to go

Did you always guest like this?

Not guest, you are suspect

Go on, how hard it can be to look someone in the eyes and tell the truth

It wasn't me

That wasn't too hard, was it?

- You can go now - Thank you

- I give you a lift you like - That won't be necessary

I know, come on

It's Glock 17.

It made almost entirely of plastic

Making it's...

Un...de...tec...table by metal detectors

for this reason alone, it is the hand gun of choice for professional assassin.

for professional assassins

Thanks again

Take this, pain killers

It's for dogs, so if you get nervous, call Craig Anposton, where aware of

Welcome to Gwynfyd.

What I am looking for?

Someone to share things, with

Oh... Milo.

Hello, nice hat

Boy, she's a beauty isn't she

- Will you on the mot? - Alright...

...Give long shanks so I can kick it

Start with what you learnt from Edmond Society

- Long shanks - Edwards the 1st, King of England, 1272 to 1307

I can see you are not historical gentlemen - I am afraid not

It's you, isn't it?

What's me?

I thought so

I think, I think you might made some sort of mistake

Oh, no, no, not at all, not at all we've being expecting you

- Yeah? - Yes, I know it

- You're the baker - The baker?

The baker... Yes of course I...

I know, I tell you what, I know at the moment you walked through that door there

There's all the fresh bread about you

You know, pies, cakes, wondful

I often thought myself, there's no noble craft than baking bread

Well, after all, will it be... load the humble loaf

Of course

Bryn Morgan

Bring you legitimate liquids

- Milo. - Milo...

Never trust the one just give you full name?

- Milo Shakespeare. - Shakespeare.

"The smell of blood still.

"All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand"

Oh, Macbeth

- Any relation? - to Macbeth?

- Shakespeare. - Not that I know of

It was pity, great mind, wonderful writer

As they say Never trust baldness

Rhys... get your ass up here now.

This is Milo, Milo Shakespeare No relation

Rhys Edwards, I own a "chop chip" "ship shop""shop chip""ship shi"

What do you call it

"Cod Almighty"

I own "Cod Almighty"

Freshest fish in the valley... or fish cakes

or any fish...related...products, really

What a pleasure to meet you, Rhys.

Nothing better than the smell of fish fish is that brilliant

except the smell of fresh bread of course

- What I can do for you, Milo - I was just looking for a telephone

I can't stay here forever they think I am the baker, Leo.

Why don't you tell me there's bakery here for Chris sake

I would thought it's obvious from the photo

What photo

With the rest of information

- There was no photo, Leo - That's strange

Does it matter if there is a bakery?

Eh.. it just might

What's the name of the plastic surgeon?

The one did Victor after Sao Paulo fiasco?

Forget the plastic surgery, Milo I am working on it

As we speak in fact

But it could take some time

- Just sit tight - Hello..

...Hello

Thanks for the drink, Henry.

Be lucky

Cod Almighty

- He is not the baker - Who's not the baker?

The baker!

The baker is not a baker

It's a cover

- I see - I don't know why he is here yet

...I'm guessing it's a big job

Could be a sleeper

Yes, someone who goes in months, years before the job

Establish themselves in the community

Thereby, you know, avoid suspicious when the day comes

- What day is that? - for the hit

The hit?

He is a hitman

- You're fired - Eh?

I cannot take a dangerous, delusional employee to serve my customer

You put them on fish

Take my advice, stay off the drugs

This you your answer to everything

He is a hitman, I am telling you

The bakery is a front

Well, my commander will be very interested in this

- Your commander? - Mum hum.

Of the alien mother ship I came from, see

This shop is just a front

And I am really an alien, come here...

...to study the brain activity of imbeciles.

That's why I employed you, Eggs.

I can prove it. Guest what I get in my trousers?

Oh, God, Eggs, don't, please...

Bloody hell

- Is it what I am thinking is? - Yes

Is it.. is it real?

Eggs, give it to me

Smells good

one of my patients

You win some and you lose some

- So you work here too? - Just on the evenings

Life on the fast lane, lady

Life is hard

Great

Yes, it is great Which lane you are driving?

Well...slow lane, mostly

Sometimes on a crazy lane, I wonder...

...it is middle lane

So, Milo... What are you running away from

What do you mean?

You don't know place like Gwynfyd, unless you running from something

Well, I want to change

- From what? - From what I was doing

- What is that? - That's baking of course

But you still a baker

Yeah, but I am in a different place now

Do you have to stop ask questions?

Once they were answered Does that bother you?

So, why are you here Are you running from something?

What make you think I'm not from here?

- Are you? - No.

So

- Have you always been a baker? - Not always

Is it true that the vet just don't like people

...is that why you came here to be with animals?

I have quite a few animals when I lived in the city

Why do you choose Gwynfyd?

I heard there was shortage of bake goods.

- Is that right? - That's right.

So, when can I first taste the fresh bread?

Oh, you know, soon

Don't leave it too long when people start to talk

- About what? - About a baker doesn't bake

- Will you be bake donuts? - Donuts?

There's jam in the middle

There's nothing better than biting jamful donut

when the jam squirt all over your chin

Don't you think?

- How is your head? - I will live.

Good to hear it.

Enjoy your meal

Do some baking, are you?

Woo, I think it passed to you, doesn't it?

Shop some spoon, they often are useful

Spoons, can be very useful.

But this time, the female often set...

...such extend, that the weak male can be fatally crushed

[How to make Fertilizer bomb]

What can I get you?

Oh... that's priceless

It's look good with others

You, go too far...

Oh.. I go all the way, boy

You ask your wife

if you know where she is

I will see you in the grave, Robert Richards.

I will see you there first, Allen Thomas.

It's Glock 17. 9 mm.

A favorite with hitman

It was made almost entirely out of plastic

It can be dismantled

for transportation through airports...

...although the air was high security

- This must go no further, Bryn - No, no, of course not

- What's the baker doing with the gun?

He is not a baker

- Rhys. - Yes, dear.

I want a word with you.

- Well, I am a bit busy... - Now!

Of course

I will be right back.

Maybe, he's just here on holiday

While he is opening a bakery?

Is he on a baking holiday?

Yeah, god, whoever did a baking holiday?

Luckily, he is just a baker with weapon enthusiast

Well, you'll never know

We think, he is a sleeper

Are you gone completely mad?

I am but mad north-north-west

when the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw. ...

- What bloody are you talking about? - Hamlet

- I am talking about Shakespeare. - That's real then...

- What - Shakespeare.

- That's it... - For god's sake, I'm talking about the baker

- Yes, yes, the baker - There must be secret

I know, I know, there's nothing I can talk

in another way gets around this place?

I was only gone for 10 minutes

It's enough

Do you think he is a sleeper, Rhys?

He is here to establish a cover

until the big day comes

When he has to... assassinate someone

Assassinate

Well, who precisely around here qualify for that term?

Could be anyone of us

Who knows who is paying for his kills

Sounds, not to ask for whom the bell tolls.

- It tolls for the end - For me? What did I do?

No, no.. not you specifically it's not... I mean more generally...

...you know...

The presidential election is coming up

I don't think the president of local...

...golf club becomes a potential target, Simon

It is the oldest cover in the book

like mafia guys own pizza restaurants

Except when someone comes in...

...and order a meat feast he's not asking for the pizza

if you know what I mean

It's so hot. you go to the bakery...

...ask for chocolate span, before we know it...

...your neighbor's pushing up daisies

Or... wife

Or.. Todd.

Oh.. anyone at all

the baker...

...is his code name probably it's brilliant!

What is he doing here

Whatever the reason...

...professional assassin in our midst

The baker

- You work in the "chip shop" - Afternoons

Two jobs? not many people could handle that

I can

And a secret identity if I have to

Checking on the competition?

Something like that

Nothing to worry about, they are terrible

So, what people do here in evenings

When they're sitting on the hot-chot, you know, for fun

Ahh.. for fun! you know, the usual?

The usual?

You know, playing scrabble...

...Dining, soccers, appetizing the video collection

The usual.

Occasionally on dates

Great, with the other... village people?

He wants to know if she's gonna date to him

but he doesn't know how to ask

She isn't sure if that is such a good idea

I mean, you know ... Whatever

How about sometime this week Could that suitable to do think?

I suppose so.

Great, check you diary and get back to him

He can't wait

5.35 pounds, please

Thanks

- Guess I'll let you know - Great

Who says the romance was dead?

Good morning, How can I help you?

Bread, Certainly

White, brown, grand grain?

A donut? of course

Anything else I can help you with?

God, what are you thinking of?

- Hey, do you have the chip shipped? - Yes, I'm about to

I wonder how much he charges.

Whom do you want him

Hypothetically is what I meant

A samurai never sell them cheaply.

Samurai?

Yeah, samurai, assassin, hitman

problem solver, cleaner...

- terminator, liquidator, mutilator... - You don't get the picture

Annihilator

Exterminator.

Think of any work to do yet?

Or you just going to stare at your glass board like a gold fish?

Bring them some fish for you tea

I haven't got times to go to shop today

Yes, dear.

Fine you... some job is probably cheaper than others

I hope he does apple tart.

An apple tart might be just the thing to stoke my Evan's fire

Take bloody blow torch to spart anything in my Dylan

Uhh... His buns certainly look nice

Assistant wanted

Assistant wanted

I am your man

You better come in

Excuse me dear, I just have to...

...go out for a minute

Hello, is anybody there

Ahh... Mr. Rhys.

Please, please I huh...

- ...I want to talk to you with something - Yes?

Is it good moment?

Well, actually...

It is rather a...delegate mater

It's my wife, She's..

... how can I put this

She squeezes life out of me

Right, I have to...

It's just sometimes, I huh..

...you know I want to do the same to her but I can't...

...do it

The thing is I am weak

I don't mean physically, though it might be a problem

It's a mental thing.

I thought you might be able to ...

... do something for me.

You know.

...bake her a cake

- Bake her a cake? - heh.

You want be bake your wife a cake?

What kind of cake?

Chocolate?

Of course I can bake her a cake.

Really?

Cake is what I do.

So it's true

You are the "baker"

Yes, I am

Is there a... small amount of payment?

No, no, consider this as a sample of my work

An introductive effort if you like

Oh, thank you. I can't tell you how much it means to me

You save me from...

...thank you, thank you

Maybe we just have to look out for each other

Oh, you're right

So, right

Please, no, no.

Rhys!

You see my magazine?

Have you be smoking?

You are Stanger everyday

You really are poor excuse for the man, aren't you

Not a day goes past that I don't wish to listened to my sister.

I'll be off, dear

Have a nice day

So, hum... Eggs.

It's an unusual name

Is it you're found in a chicken farm or...

No.. because it's wank

When can I get start some real work

the longest journey begins from first step

Right

The path to enlightment...

...is lit with their bodies

What?

Wax on... Wax off

My love

...gone forever

- I am so sorry - Thank you

I will offer a song that will forever remind us of Martha

A song that was a personal favorite of hers

A song that she would play over and over and over on our juke-box

Looking good, boss?

You don't think the tie is to formal or...

Tire is a symbol of potency

I think I am ready

Have you got date then?

A date with destiny

I am sure you're not go dead

- Aim - Aim?

It's Bob Richard, right?

Oh.. great!

I am really happy for you.

- Well, wish me luck then - You don't need luck, you are the man

Can I help you?

I'd like a pickled egg.

Ah, very good choice

Finest pickled egg in the valley

If I say so myself

I am looking for someone

And I believe he might have come this way

- If you can help me - I can certainly try

What is the gloves for?

Is it a tie in your pocket just please to see me?

It's a tie, but I'm pleased to see you

Come in

Wow, what are they

Donuts

Of course, they are, how silly am I. now that you say, it's obvious

Well

- Really? - Really

It's really...

...different.

Rhiannon

There is something I need to tell you.

What is it?

I am not a baker

I mean, I just start baking very recently

Really

I feel like I've be doing for my whole life

Well, at least, I should have been...

...all these.. yes

When I bake, I am free.

Being free is important

you've got... a little bit of jam ...on your...

Where?

Just, en...

Where is it, if I got them?

No, it's, it's more...

What's the problem, do you like it

No, I like it I love it

Rhiannon, please

- What is that? - Not what, who

Eggs, what are you doing here?

I only did it, I only bloody did it

One of you know,

Did what, Eggs?

Who saw you make so much mass

Eggs, what are you talking about?

You're talking to me?

I can't see anyone else around here

I'd better get him back

It is my responsible

Eggs...

Come on, come on

I think he should be alright there

- I think so - Thank you for your help

I'd better get going

Oh Milo, what have you done.

What have you done

Feel embarrassed now, Milo?

Eggs... Eggs...

You are drunk, go back to your caravan

Go back to caravan? There's no going back anywhere for Eggs.

Forward me onto the next victim

What do you mean about "Next Victim"?

- What? - I think I killed Bob.

I killed Bob, I killed Bob I killed Bob

Tell me what happened

Well, he was in the kitchen

Cocking or something

...I went down to rare window the on in the garden...

...so no one could see me, right?

Like a ninja.

I just pull out the gun and shot him?

Shot him? Why?

I had a date with destiny

What do you have quarrel with him, Love is painful

Eh?

Did he try to make you do things you don't want to do?

It's alright, you can tell me.

What?

Come on, Eggs, why did you shoot Bob in his garden?

I know, I know

I should got inside to do it..

...I lost my gut, ok?

I couldn't do it face to face

Not professional like you

What did you say?

I just want to get out of this village

Live a exiting life... Kill important people

Be a himan, like you

It was horrible.

His chest just into explode

Eggs, I am a baker

You are THE BAKER

Here... you'd better have this back

Eggs, why did you kill Bob?

He was first in the list

What list?

This list

I just wanted to be like you

Who else knows?

- Everyone - I see

Well, except a few

Rhiannon doesn't know obviously Actually she'd have...

That's alright, thanks Eggs

- And the list? - Clients.

- Do you want cake? - No.

- Bread? - No.

Is there anybody in this village who doesn't want someone dead

Possibly Mr. Pritchard.

You didn't know?

Well... let's say it then

Oh, no...

Rhiannon, please...

- What do you want? - I want to talk to you

I've nothing to say with you

I can explain

You can explain? Come on then

Everyone... has got few skeleton in their closet

That suppose to be a figure of speech

You lied to me, what else you want to say?

I didn't lie to you I just didn't tell you everything

I treat the fact of you used to be a professional assassin...

...is more than a detail in your past, wouldn't you?

What have I got wrong?

Just talk to me now, Milo And telling the truth

That's what I asked, It's not too hard, is it?

- Have I got wrong? - No.

I really thought you are different.

Rhiannon, give me a chance.

A man can change, I am not the person anymore

I am a baker now

You know what? I don't want to hear it

Goodbye, Milo.

Have a nice life

Actually, I don't even care what kind of life have to...

...have with someone else

I was very happy on a hard shoulder

Rhiannon, please. I can't justify what I did, or...

...what I used to be

All I know is what the future could be...

...and it... could be great

No, it could have been great, Milo.

It could be

Don't leave here

- I don't expect you understand this - I do!

Time for the gunman to ride into the sunset

All alone, no one to worry about you.

No ties to any community

...no one to morn you when you finally meet your match

Take me with you

I know I am not capable for the killing part...

...but you about to need assistants

Someone to book your jobs

Take your shirt to dry cleaners

Wipe, clean the crime scene

It's attempting offer

But I have to pass

A blond man with rubber glove, he...

...he did things, it was horrible.

but that was not the worst part

What can be worst than...

I know, the worst...

Gentlemen and lady

Bob?

Bob...You are alive?

He is alive, you're...

Gorgeous, I know. Don't widget yourself...

Come on, I am saying the worst part is...

- But how? - Must someone have it, Eggs.

Last night...

Please, it's important

Get off

Bob, what happened?

Happened last night?

Bloody puree was everywhere

What the hell do you...

Quiet!

He's got Rhiannon.

- Where is he? - At the castle.

It's you he wants.

Then it's me he'll get

Why does he want him? He is a baker

No, he is THE baker

You know what?

He is right, I am just a baker

And I did really think you were ordering cakes.

I just want to start again

I though this is big place to do it

I thought you were good people

Please don't go around blow people's wife

Why do you think I've something to do with Martha's death?

- I, I, I... - What do you play?

Whatever happened, I had nothing to do with it

Didn't you?

You know...

There's list of orders...

...for cakes

The details percisely who want what kind of cake...

...and for whom

Everyone deserve second chance.

Milo

What happened to you all?

How do you get like this?

If it was anyone out there. Milo will do something about it

You know why?

Because he is our friend

Eggs is right, Milo is our friend

He's one of us

If we can't tell put up of our own...

...what's hope of anyone of us?

I've learned something for our baker

Apart from obvious not he get someone to killed

...that's everybody deserves...

...second chance

Milo, he deserves second chance

Come on.

What do you say

Why do we...

Why do we do something together for once?

Why don't we show some Gwynfyd spirits

We got kick some ass!

Let's go and rescure our baker!

Well, it's nearly the next.

Let her go, Bjorn!

Oh, the baker is here

She's nothing to do with this

But she is

What you gonna do, boy

Bake a cake?

I'm not coming back, Bjorn.

See, you can run out and tell the company

Ah, yes, the company

But they asked me to do something for you

What was it...Errn...

Something about taking care of you

That's thoughtful

This isn't for the company, Milo.

This is for me

What do you mean it is for you?

Do you know long I waited for you on that bridge in Amsterdam

in the pouring rain

Watching the boats pass through the channels.

Hours

I thought that I finally find something good

Something real

I find this crazy worls makes some kind of sense

It just I thought was

Dark, cruel...

Absurd

Bjorn, we've been through this

I think you're a interesting guy with alot of really fine instincts...

...but what you want is not possible for so many reasons

I was in Amsterdam, but not really sure..

Forget it

It's all under the bridge now

Under that lonely, lonely bridge

She means nothing to me

I was just had fun

Oh, lucky girl

Oscar Wilde once said "We always kill ones we loved...

that's right... "by so many things"

Wait

Let's do this properly

Milo.. you never sees to amaze me...

...this time, I feel you've, but more than enough you can chew.

I want to make this painless and fair...

...Oscar Wilde once said "We alway play fairly...

"when you holding the winning cards"

Milo!

I will miss you, Milo.

He's got a gun

Release the baker

Very boring, Milo.

Tell you little friends just stay out of this

It's nothing to do with them

Yes, it has

He's our baker

You take him out, you take us all out

I just want to live a normal life, Bjorn.

Doing...something I love

Possibly with someone I love

Is it too many to ask?

I don't think so

I don't think you think so either.

You call this normal

It's closest to normal life I can get

You love her

Maybe she loves you you might be happy together

Well, again...

...there's chance that she break your heart

And you'll feel what I felt

and that will be worse that death

You know what?

I want you take that chance

What's the hold-up? Everyone is waiting

You're getting there

Come on

I will be right there

You've been busy?

Leo, what are you doing here?

I might ask you the same question

Make yourself quieter, how would I know

I would say you should blend in but this goes bit far, don't you think?

How's your retirement?

Retirment is never going to do with me, Milo.

I need some work to make my hands dirty

So you instigated to take of a bit

Hostile, of course.

And I'm pleased to say, it was completely successful

New management team, with me on the top

- You can come back - Thanks

But, no thanks

It's entirely safe

Any employee loyal to the old management have been removed

So, there is no reason for you to stay here any longer, isn't it?

Actually there is, Leo.

They need a baker

What are you trying to tell me

You're going to be a baker?

I'm saying that I already am a baker, Leo.

So, unless it's a baker that the company needs...

...I don't think I'll be of any use to you

Milo, please tell me you're joking

Milo!

I suppose this is the punchline

I've seen many good men go like this

Very disastrous

And this?

Well, I'll give a fair price

You are serious

Milo.

Hey, sorry, I just...

- Are you alright? - Yeah, fine

Fine, I was just getting some...

You know, when I remember the...

Nervous

- Is that so? - Not at all

Good

Rhiannon...

This is...

This is what?

This is happiest day in my life

I can't hold them much longer

I now anounce... what do you call it?

Shakespeare's Cake Officially... open

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