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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:14,000 MUSIC 2 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:40,250 BLANK_AUDIO 3 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,625 BLANK_AUDIO 4 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:24,000 BLANK_AUDIO 5 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:51,250 BLANK_AUDIO 6 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:22,750 BLANK_AUDIO 7 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,166 BLANK_AUDIO 8 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:18,833 BLANK_AUDIO 9 00:04:18,916 --> 00:04:24,208 BLANK_AUDIO 10 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,291 BLANK_AUDIO 11 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:43,666 BLANK_AUDIO 12 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:05,125 BLANK_AUDIO 13 00:05:05,208 --> 00:05:14,083 BLANK_AUDIO 14 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:35,666 BLANK_AUDIO 15 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:37,083 BLANK_AUDIO BLANK_AUDIO 16 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:57,333 Happy birthday, thank you. 17 00:05:59,583 --> 00:05:59,958 Happy birthday. 18 00:06:00,041 --> 00:06:00,833 Oh, thank you. 19 00:06:01,583 --> 00:06:02,250 Happy birthday. 20 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:03,291 Thank you. 21 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:08,458 BLANK_AUDIO 22 00:06:19,416 --> 00:06:21,916 BLANK_AUDIO 23 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:26,750 I don't care if every fucking young girl 24 00:06:26,833 --> 00:06:27,875 in this fucking town 25 00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:29,500 in the next few weeks. 26 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:32,458 Look, I made it simple. 27 00:06:33,208 --> 00:06:34,666 We need her young. 28 00:06:35,041 --> 00:06:36,708 We need her hot. 29 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:38,375 We need her now. 30 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:41,708 How the old bitch has been able to stick 31 00:06:41,791 --> 00:06:42,916 around for this long. 32 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,625 That's the fucking mystery to me. 33 00:06:46,458 --> 00:06:48,458 Oh, Oscar winner, my ass. 34 00:06:49,291 --> 00:06:50,833 When was that back in the 30s? 35 00:06:50,916 --> 00:06:52,708 What, for King Kong? 36 00:06:54,291 --> 00:06:55,375 LAUGHTER 37 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,375 No, I don't give a 38 00:06:58,458 --> 00:07:00,666 fuck what we promised her. 39 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:02,708 This is network TV, 40 00:07:03,083 --> 00:07:04,166 not a fucking charity. 41 00:07:05,833 --> 00:07:07,375 Find me somebody new. 42 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:08,791 Now. 43 00:07:10,375 --> 00:07:10,500 BLANK_AUDIO 44 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Hey, did you know that a woman's 45 00:07:13,083 --> 00:07:14,083 fertility starts to 46 00:07:14,166 --> 00:07:15,791 decrease by the age of 25? 47 00:07:16,833 --> 00:07:17,375 How old is Jennifer? 48 00:07:18,416 --> 00:07:19,875 You better get busy. 49 00:07:20,583 --> 00:07:22,625 LAUGHTER 50 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:27,416 BLANK_AUDIO 51 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:48,666 BLANK_AUDIO 52 00:07:57,458 --> 00:07:58,458 It's like when you see 53 00:07:58,541 --> 00:08:00,041 someone fart on screen. 54 00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:05,958 People just love that. 55 00:08:06,041 --> 00:08:10,333 I mean, that's just the way it is. 56 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:11,500 So you know what I mean? 57 00:08:12,041 --> 00:08:13,291 People are just people. 58 00:08:13,666 --> 00:08:17,375 And I have to give people what they want. 59 00:08:17,458 --> 00:08:19,208 That's what keeps the shareholders happy. 60 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:23,208 And people always ask for something new. 61 00:08:24,125 --> 00:08:26,625 Renewal is inevitable. 62 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:33,000 And at 50, well, it stops. 63 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,250 What stops? 64 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:36,583 What? 65 00:08:38,291 --> 00:08:38,875 What stops? 66 00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:44,583 Um, you know, the um... 67 00:08:47,541 --> 00:08:48,291 The um... 68 00:08:49,541 --> 00:08:52,208 The um... 69 00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:53,083 Oh, George! 70 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:55,333 Oh, oh! 71 00:08:55,666 --> 00:08:56,708 I'm sorry, I gotta run. 72 00:08:57,083 --> 00:08:57,291 Harvey! 73 00:08:58,208 --> 00:08:58,250 SCREAMS 74 00:08:58,291 --> 00:09:00,750 George, those ratings are insane! 75 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,416 You're a genius! 76 00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:05,583 Oh, what a mess. You're a genius. 77 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,166 That's why you'd be drinking. 78 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:09,500 Oh, that's hilarious. 79 00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:16,000 MUSIC 80 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:37,958 MUSIC 81 00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:48,833 MUSIC 82 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,958 Well, it's your lucky day, Miss Sparkle, 83 00:10:01,208 --> 00:10:01,750 because we have 84 00:10:01,833 --> 00:10:03,166 X-rayed you from head to toe, 85 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:03,958 and you don't have so 86 00:10:04,041 --> 00:10:04,958 much as a crap molar. 87 00:10:05,041 --> 00:10:07,708 So, you are good to go. 88 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:11,000 Uh, vaccination, okay? 89 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:12,750 Not going on a vacation. 90 00:10:14,416 --> 00:10:15,416 By the way, I just want to 91 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:18,083 say, my wife is a huge fan. 92 00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:23,125 Um, blood type... 93 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:25,125 Oh, hey, it's your birthday. 94 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:26,375 Happy birthday. 95 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,625 SOBBING 96 00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:38,666 Oh, uh, that's an emergency, I'm sorry. 97 00:10:38,916 --> 00:10:40,791 I, uh, had to have a... 98 00:10:41,916 --> 00:10:42,125 SOBBING 99 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:42,583 Bye. 100 00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:51,208 One moment. 101 00:10:53,041 --> 00:10:54,916 It's just one last exam to perform. 102 00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:57,041 I thought he said I was good to go. 103 00:10:58,916 --> 00:11:00,708 MUSIC 104 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:14,541 MUSIC 105 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:19,791 Is there a problem? 106 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:21,000 No, it's perfect. 107 00:11:21,875 --> 00:11:22,750 You're a good candidate. 108 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,333 I mean, are you good to go? 109 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,875 I wish you the best. 110 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:41,916 MUSIC 111 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:07,125 MUSIC 112 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:09,541 Lizzie? 113 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,708 Lizzie Sparkle? 114 00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:15,333 Oh my God, I can't believe it. 115 00:12:17,958 --> 00:12:18,125 Fred! 116 00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:21,750 Fred, from 10th grade homeroom! 117 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,833 Oh, Fred, of course. 118 00:12:27,416 --> 00:12:28,541 You haven't changed a bit. 119 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,958 You're still the most beautiful girl in 120 00:12:32,041 --> 00:12:33,000 the whole wide world. 121 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:34,958 You know, I followed your career. 122 00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:35,833 What a success. 123 00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:38,583 I mean, wow, wow, wow. 124 00:12:39,666 --> 00:12:39,875 Wow. 125 00:12:40,791 --> 00:12:43,583 Hey, why don't we go out maybe for a 126 00:12:43,666 --> 00:12:44,541 drink sometime now that 127 00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:46,541 we're, you know, reconnected? 128 00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:46,958 Um... 129 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,916 Oh, of course, I'm stupid. 130 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:50,750 You're super busy. 131 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:51,291 But you know what? 132 00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:53,708 Why don't you give me your card? 133 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,166 I mean, you never help. 134 00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:56,875 Um, sure, what I... 135 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:58,458 This will do. 136 00:12:58,875 --> 00:12:59,083 Oh. 137 00:12:59,541 --> 00:13:01,000 Don't look at my cholesterol levels. 138 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:01,958 They're a disaster. 139 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,333 Oh, God. 140 00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:06,958 What is that? 141 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:10,708 There. 142 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,666 Now you've got it. 143 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:05,833 music 144 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,458 Have you ever dreamt of a 145 00:14:09,541 --> 00:14:11,000 better version of yourself? 146 00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:14,791 Younger. 147 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:16,666 More beautiful. 148 00:14:17,916 --> 00:14:18,708 More perfect. 149 00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:23,375 One single injection unlocks your DNA, 150 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:25,625 starting a new cellular 151 00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:26,958 division that will release 152 00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:29,208 another version of yourself. 153 00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:33,250 This is the substance. 154 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,000 You are the matrix. 155 00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:38,208 Everything comes from you. 156 00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:40,916 And everything is you. 157 00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:43,166 This is simply a 158 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,500 better version of yourself. 159 00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:46,458 You just have to share. 160 00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:49,375 One week for one and 161 00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:50,625 one week for the other. 162 00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:53,833 A perfect balance of seven days each. 163 00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:55,958 The one and only thing not to forget. 164 00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:59,000 You are one. 165 00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:01,333 You can't escape from yourself. 166 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:29,000 music music 167 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000 music 168 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,000 music 169 00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:57,708 music 170 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:08,958 music 171 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:25,666 Yes. 172 00:17:26,791 --> 00:17:27,000 Hello. 173 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,083 I'd like to order. 174 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:35,291 Address. 175 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,583 1057 Beverly Canyon. 176 00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:42,791 Write this down. 177 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,916 35 North Byron Alley. 178 00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:47,750 35 North. 179 00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:51,000 phone ringing 180 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:08,291 coughing 181 00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:11,125 coughing 182 00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:15,166 water running 183 00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:21,000 music 184 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:31,458 water running 185 00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:38,666 coughing 186 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,333 water running 187 00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:46,250 music 188 00:18:53,000 --> 00:19:04,375 water running 189 00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:08,250 music 190 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:36,458 music 191 00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:39,250 music 192 00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,875 dog barking 193 00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:47,041 music 194 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 music 195 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:37,458 music 196 00:20:37,541 --> 00:20:39,958 coughing 197 00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:42,958 music 198 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:47,708 coughing music 199 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:58,958 coughing 200 00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:01,000 music music 201 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:55,958 music 202 00:21:56,041 --> 00:22:10,458 music music 203 00:22:10,541 --> 00:22:14,875 music music 204 00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:18,625 music 205 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:18,958 music 206 00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:36,875 music 207 00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:51,666 music 208 00:23:43,458 --> 00:23:44,875 You are the matrix. 209 00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:47,041 Everything comes from 210 00:23:47,125 --> 00:23:50,208 you, and everything is you. 211 00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:53,875 This is simply a 212 00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:55,125 better version of yourself. 213 00:34:13,625 --> 00:34:13,833 Hello. 214 00:36:57,458 --> 00:36:57,583 Thanks. 215 00:36:58,375 --> 00:36:59,791 We'll let you know by next week. 216 00:36:59,875 --> 00:37:00,583 Thank you so much. 217 00:37:01,083 --> 00:37:02,333 I'm just dying to get the part. 218 00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:09,250 Great dancer. 219 00:37:10,458 --> 00:37:11,458 Hmm, too bad her 220 00:37:11,541 --> 00:37:12,625 boobs aren't in the middle 221 00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:14,000 of her instead of the nose. 222 00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:17,791 Next! 223 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:34,125 Looks like everything sure is in the 224 00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:35,625 right place this time. 225 00:37:36,541 --> 00:37:38,708 Please say your name, age, measurements. 226 00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:55,500 I'm Sue. 227 00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:01,375 I'm Sue. 228 00:38:03,041 --> 00:38:07,000 Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue. 229 00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:14,458 Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue. 230 00:38:14,541 --> 00:38:15,708 Where is she? 231 00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:17,833 Where is she? 232 00:38:31,375 --> 00:38:35,250 What a gorgeous little angel. 233 00:38:45,875 --> 00:38:46,541 You're hired. 234 00:38:47,833 --> 00:38:51,958 We want a show that's just like you. 235 00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:53,541 Beautiful and happy. 236 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,500 People want to be happy. 237 00:38:57,291 --> 00:38:58,250 We air in two weeks, 238 00:38:58,333 --> 00:38:59,458 so let's get to work. 239 00:38:59,541 --> 00:39:00,416 I'm gonna let you organize 240 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:01,750 the rest with my assistant. 241 00:39:06,333 --> 00:39:06,666 Isabella? 242 00:39:08,791 --> 00:39:10,333 Is-is-isis. 243 00:39:10,416 --> 00:39:11,458 Who has time to say that? 244 00:39:12,458 --> 00:39:13,333 We're gonna make you Cindy. 245 00:39:14,041 --> 00:39:15,750 It's shorter, it's better. 246 00:39:17,416 --> 00:39:18,166 So, I'm gonna let you 247 00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:19,750 organize everything else with Cindy. 248 00:39:20,916 --> 00:39:23,083 Oh, um, before you go, 249 00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:24,541 I just have to mention 250 00:39:24,625 --> 00:39:27,166 a small scheduling issue. 251 00:39:28,375 --> 00:39:32,125 I have to be out of town every other week 252 00:39:32,208 --> 00:39:34,583 to take care of my 253 00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:37,208 mother, who's very sick. 254 00:39:45,708 --> 00:39:48,208 I want you for this 255 00:39:48,291 --> 00:39:50,041 show, and we will work around 256 00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:53,083 any mother, brother, fucking sick, 257 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:55,416 puppy you need to take care of. 258 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:56,208 Hmm? 259 00:39:57,333 --> 00:39:57,500 Hmm. 260 00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:03,458 Gorgeous, with a pure heart. 261 00:40:04,291 --> 00:40:06,041 People are gonna love that. 262 00:40:28,625 --> 00:40:31,208 Perfect. 263 00:41:02,208 --> 00:41:06,291 So you jump out, touch your elbows, 264 00:41:07,250 --> 00:41:10,083 head down, contract. 265 00:41:13,708 --> 00:41:16,666 And five, six, seven, eight, elbows. 266 00:44:48,916 --> 00:44:53,500 Where have you been? 267 00:44:54,791 --> 00:44:55,416 I've all been wanting 268 00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:56,666 to have a drink with you 269 00:44:56,750 --> 00:44:57,708 for your departure. 270 00:44:58,375 --> 00:45:02,208 Anyway, we all chipped in 271 00:45:02,291 --> 00:45:05,458 and we got you just a little 272 00:45:05,541 --> 00:45:07,083 something to keep you busy. 273 00:45:08,875 --> 00:45:09,166 It's French. 274 00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:11,458 My wife, she's for her spire. 275 00:45:11,541 --> 00:45:12,458 Oh, I don't want my wife. 276 00:45:14,125 --> 00:45:15,541 Oops, I gotta run. 277 00:45:16,250 --> 00:45:19,500 But it's always great to see you. 278 00:46:46,833 --> 00:46:49,083 The antelope and the deer moving about 279 00:46:50,416 --> 00:46:51,500 are going through the text. 280 00:47:43,833 --> 00:47:45,833 The antelope with remotes. 281 00:47:46,375 --> 00:47:47,541 I cannot believe the 282 00:47:47,625 --> 00:47:50,166 incredible price for $49.98. 283 00:49:34,416 --> 00:49:36,083 God dammit, they have the phone 284 00:49:36,291 --> 00:49:38,125 and it's such a great night. 285 00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:39,375 Open up. 286 00:49:40,625 --> 00:49:43,000 We gotta open up. 287 00:49:44,875 --> 00:49:46,750 And uh, sorry. 288 00:49:48,208 --> 00:49:49,250 I thought that Ms. Sparkle. 289 00:49:49,666 --> 00:49:50,333 She moved out. 290 00:49:50,958 --> 00:49:51,625 I'm the new tenant. 291 00:49:53,916 --> 00:49:54,083 Sue. 292 00:49:56,125 --> 00:49:56,333 Oliver. 293 00:49:57,083 --> 00:49:57,583 Oliver. 294 00:49:59,625 --> 00:49:59,875 Oliver. 295 00:49:59,958 --> 00:50:02,083 You wanted to complain about something? 296 00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:03,750 Oliver? 297 00:50:05,333 --> 00:50:05,583 What? 298 00:50:06,541 --> 00:50:06,916 No. 299 00:50:08,333 --> 00:50:09,625 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 300 00:50:10,166 --> 00:50:11,083 I think it's like 301 00:50:11,166 --> 00:50:12,375 awesome when there's stuff 302 00:50:12,458 --> 00:50:12,958 going on in the 303 00:50:13,041 --> 00:50:13,958 building, you know what I mean? 304 00:50:16,291 --> 00:50:18,208 Um, I'm actually, 305 00:50:19,875 --> 00:50:21,916 quite handy if you ever need, 306 00:50:23,916 --> 00:50:26,000 need me to be of aid in any way. 307 00:50:26,916 --> 00:50:28,083 I got a sack of tools 308 00:50:28,166 --> 00:50:30,875 and I got a big hammer. 309 00:50:34,166 --> 00:50:34,958 You know what I mean. 310 00:50:36,666 --> 00:50:39,958 Anyways, I live right here, 311 00:50:40,041 --> 00:50:41,708 so you know where to find me. 312 00:50:41,833 --> 00:50:42,291 Anytime. 313 00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:44,500 Day or night. 314 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:45,750 Later. 315 00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:42,083 Hi everybody. 316 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,583 I'm Sue and it's time to pump it up. 317 00:52:46,958 --> 00:52:47,416 Are you ready? 318 00:52:48,166 --> 00:52:48,666 Let's go. 319 00:54:01,500 --> 00:54:19,541 Thank you so much everybody. 320 00:54:20,916 --> 00:54:21,833 I'll see you next week. 321 00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:26,500 And in the meantime, 322 00:54:27,458 --> 00:54:29,375 take care of yourself. 323 00:54:36,458 --> 00:54:36,916 courtesy! 324 00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:44,166 Wonderful, wonderful. 325 00:56:02,833 --> 00:56:05,958 I won't be out late, so just wait for me. 326 00:56:12,166 --> 00:56:13,083 Don't eat too fast. 327 00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:27,083 Are you all right? 328 00:58:31,875 --> 00:58:32,791 Yes, I'll be right back. 329 00:59:10,125 --> 00:59:10,750 Are you all right? 330 00:59:53,958 --> 00:59:57,750 What did you do? 331 00:59:58,375 --> 00:59:59,208 You've seen me the more 332 00:59:59,291 --> 01:00:00,416 beautiful than before. 333 01:00:40,208 --> 01:00:40,833 No. 334 01:02:34,916 --> 01:02:35,125 Yes. 335 01:02:36,458 --> 01:02:37,291 Yes, hi. 336 01:02:38,250 --> 01:02:39,708 This is Elizabeth Sparkle. 337 01:02:43,375 --> 01:02:46,958 I'm 503. 338 01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:48,958 Yes. 339 01:02:50,666 --> 01:02:51,666 Yes, hi. 340 01:02:52,875 --> 01:02:54,375 There's been a slight 341 01:02:54,458 --> 01:02:56,583 misuse of the substance. 342 01:02:57,333 --> 01:03:03,041 A few extra hours were accidentally used 343 01:03:03,958 --> 01:03:05,458 causing an alteration. 344 01:03:09,166 --> 01:03:09,875 So I'm just looking for 345 01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:11,166 the procedure to reverse it. 346 01:03:11,583 --> 01:03:13,000 What has been used on one 347 01:03:13,083 --> 01:03:15,291 side is lost on the other side. 348 01:03:15,833 --> 01:03:16,791 There's no going back. 349 01:03:23,250 --> 01:03:26,750 No, I don't know what she was thinking. 350 01:03:27,333 --> 01:03:29,458 And obviously she was drunk. 351 01:03:29,875 --> 01:03:32,125 Remember there is no she and you. 352 01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:33,333 You are one. 353 01:03:34,458 --> 01:03:35,000 Respect the balance 354 01:03:35,375 --> 01:03:36,083 and you won't have 355 01:03:36,166 --> 01:03:37,375 any more inconveniences. 356 01:04:16,833 --> 01:04:17,583 Don't you know 357 01:04:20,541 --> 01:04:21,416 Don't you know 358 01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:23,916 You got to pump it up 359 01:04:24,250 --> 01:04:25,083 Don't you know 360 01:04:27,875 --> 01:04:28,833 Don't you know 361 01:04:29,750 --> 01:04:31,333 You got to pump it up 362 01:04:32,666 --> 01:04:33,291 You got to pump it up 363 01:04:37,083 --> 01:04:39,333 You got to pump it up 364 01:04:44,208 --> 01:04:47,500 You got to pump it up 365 01:04:49,916 --> 01:04:53,875 You got to pump it up 366 01:05:16,291 --> 01:05:16,500 Sue! 367 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:18,166 Sue? 368 01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:21,000 I just saw you on TV. 369 01:05:22,125 --> 01:05:23,250 Holy moly. 370 01:05:25,166 --> 01:05:26,708 Makes me want to join your class. 371 01:05:27,458 --> 01:05:27,875 Hey, you don't give 372 01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:29,000 private lessons, do you? 373 01:05:31,833 --> 01:05:34,541 Hey, what about a 374 01:05:34,625 --> 01:05:36,666 drink at my place tonight? 375 01:05:38,833 --> 01:05:39,958 Come on, don't be shy. 376 01:05:40,833 --> 01:05:42,083 I see you standing behind 377 01:05:42,166 --> 01:05:43,625 the door there, gorgeous. 378 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,458 All right, take your 379 01:05:48,541 --> 01:05:50,416 time, but it's a date. 380 01:05:51,916 --> 01:05:53,250 You know, pump it up 381 01:05:53,791 --> 01:05:55,166 You got to pump it up 382 01:05:55,708 --> 01:05:57,166 You know, pump it up 383 01:05:57,583 --> 01:05:58,958 You got to pump it up 384 01:06:37,125 --> 01:06:37,291 Sue. 385 01:07:23,666 --> 01:07:24,416 What can I get you? 386 01:07:28,916 --> 01:07:30,000 Moka Latte. 387 01:07:39,041 --> 01:07:40,916 It's long, isn't it? 388 01:07:43,208 --> 01:07:43,958 Excuse me? 389 01:07:48,208 --> 01:07:49,333 Seven days. 390 01:08:17,541 --> 01:08:21,375 Did you follow me here? 391 01:08:22,583 --> 01:08:25,541 I was just curious to find out 392 01:08:25,625 --> 01:08:27,458 how things were going for you. 393 01:08:28,666 --> 01:08:30,125 Each time you feel a little 394 01:08:30,208 --> 01:08:34,500 more lonely, don't you think? 395 01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:37,875 I don't know what you were talking about. 396 01:08:40,458 --> 01:08:40,833 I'm fine. 397 01:08:42,916 --> 01:08:43,666 Everything's fine. 398 01:08:44,666 --> 01:08:47,666 It gets harder each time to remember 399 01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:51,458 that you still deserve to exist. 400 01:08:55,041 --> 01:08:55,916 That this part of 401 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:59,375 yourself is still worth something 402 01:08:59,458 --> 01:09:03,833 that you still matter. 403 01:09:08,541 --> 01:09:10,500 Has she started yet? 404 01:09:12,166 --> 01:09:14,416 Eating away at you? 405 01:09:32,458 --> 01:09:32,666 Fuck! 406 01:09:33,291 --> 01:09:33,916 Watch out! 407 01:09:43,250 --> 01:09:43,416 What? 408 01:09:54,916 --> 01:09:55,125 Hey! 409 01:09:55,916 --> 01:09:56,250 Move! 410 01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:29,208 You're still the most beautiful girl 411 01:10:29,291 --> 01:10:30,666 in the whole wide world. 412 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:41,083 Hello? 413 01:10:42,250 --> 01:10:43,083 Hi, Fred. 414 01:10:43,875 --> 01:10:44,625 It's Lizzie. 415 01:10:48,291 --> 01:10:48,541 Hello? 416 01:10:49,958 --> 01:10:51,166 Sorry, I mean, I'm a chalk. 417 01:10:52,458 --> 01:10:52,583 Oh. 418 01:10:52,958 --> 01:10:53,250 Wow. 419 01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:54,666 Wow, wow. 420 01:10:55,375 --> 01:10:56,541 I thought I'd never 421 01:10:56,625 --> 01:10:57,666 hear from you again after-- 422 01:10:57,750 --> 01:10:59,666 Oh gosh, no, no, not at all. 423 01:10:59,875 --> 01:11:00,791 I just, I've just 424 01:11:00,875 --> 01:11:02,916 been really busy lately. 425 01:11:03,791 --> 01:11:07,083 So listen, I was thinking that 426 01:11:09,291 --> 01:11:10,208 maybe we could get 427 01:11:10,291 --> 01:11:12,000 together and grab a drink. 428 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:18,583 Are you still there? 429 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:21,458 Sorry, I'm in shock. 430 01:11:21,541 --> 01:11:22,041 I'm in shock again. 431 01:11:23,541 --> 01:11:27,500 I could book Luigi's at eight. 432 01:11:28,833 --> 01:11:29,875 Eight in Luigi's? 433 01:11:30,125 --> 01:11:30,458 It is. 434 01:11:31,125 --> 01:11:34,083 I will see you tonight. 435 01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:35,916 Bye. 436 01:11:36,541 --> 01:11:37,875 Okay, bye. 437 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:43,333 Hi everybody. 438 01:16:43,791 --> 01:16:44,041 Hi. 439 01:16:45,083 --> 01:16:46,291 Okay, here we go everyone. 440 01:16:46,541 --> 01:16:47,291 Clear the set please. 441 01:16:47,666 --> 01:16:49,041 First positions, thank you. 442 01:16:49,375 --> 01:16:49,916 Roll cameras. 443 01:16:50,875 --> 01:16:54,166 And in three, two, one. 444 01:16:57,833 --> 01:16:59,875 Squat, squat, squat. 445 01:17:01,541 --> 01:17:02,416 Circle those hips. 446 01:17:03,583 --> 01:17:04,250 Circle those hips. 447 01:17:05,541 --> 01:17:07,500 Contract, contract, contract, 448 01:17:08,041 --> 01:17:10,208 contract, contract, contract. 449 01:17:10,583 --> 01:17:12,291 Contract, between your legs. 450 01:17:18,875 --> 01:17:19,041 Cut. 451 01:17:23,791 --> 01:17:27,916 I'm sorry, I thought I, thought I, I, 452 01:17:29,166 --> 01:17:29,833 I just got distracted. 453 01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:32,166 Not a problem, let's 454 01:17:32,250 --> 01:17:33,000 get right back to it. 455 01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:34,250 Back to one please. 456 01:17:37,708 --> 01:17:39,041 Sorry, it's the control room now. 457 01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:40,541 The director said he saw something 458 01:17:40,625 --> 01:17:41,708 bizarre on the monitor. 459 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,250 Bring up the replay on camera two. 460 01:17:43,666 --> 01:17:44,166 Camera two. 461 01:17:55,875 --> 01:17:56,125 Forward. 462 01:18:03,125 --> 01:18:04,208 Can I have my dressing gown? 463 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:05,416 Sorry, it's in your dressing room. 464 01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:06,416 But I go and get it. 465 01:18:07,541 --> 01:18:08,583 Let's just take this frame by frame. 466 01:18:20,750 --> 01:18:24,625 I need five minutes. 467 01:20:23,541 --> 01:20:23,791 Yes. 468 01:20:23,875 --> 01:20:25,375 This balance is not working. 469 01:20:25,958 --> 01:20:28,041 I barely have any time to enjoy myself 470 01:20:28,250 --> 01:20:31,000 while she wastes seven days 471 01:20:31,166 --> 01:20:32,625 stuffing her face in front of the TV. 472 01:20:32,958 --> 01:20:34,916 Remember there is no she and you. 473 01:20:38,291 --> 01:20:40,166 I love everybody. 474 01:20:45,375 --> 01:20:45,708 What's happening? 475 01:20:45,916 --> 01:20:46,375 Where is everybody? 476 01:20:47,125 --> 01:20:47,875 The TV's been canceled. 477 01:20:49,791 --> 01:20:50,458 What, why? 478 01:20:50,541 --> 01:20:50,750 Sue. 479 01:20:52,208 --> 01:20:52,875 Harvey wants to see you 480 01:20:52,958 --> 01:20:53,583 in his office immediately. 481 01:20:55,250 --> 01:20:55,500 Okay. 482 01:20:56,791 --> 01:20:57,500 I'll go change him. 483 01:20:57,583 --> 01:20:58,708 No, he said now. 484 01:21:16,916 --> 01:21:17,833 I'll get right to the bond. 485 01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:21,083 We can't keep you on the morning show. 486 01:21:22,833 --> 01:21:23,375 But why? 487 01:21:23,541 --> 01:21:24,791 I just started. 488 01:21:26,041 --> 01:21:27,583 Ratings are through the roof. 489 01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:30,333 We started at 42. 490 01:21:31,500 --> 01:21:32,666 Now we're up to like-- 491 01:21:33,833 --> 01:21:34,208 216. 492 01:21:35,041 --> 01:21:36,208 It's phenomenal. 493 01:21:36,583 --> 01:21:39,916 People love you. 494 01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:41,791 They adore you. 495 01:21:42,208 --> 01:21:44,958 They want more and more and more of you. 496 01:21:45,625 --> 01:21:46,458 That is why we have 497 01:21:46,541 --> 01:21:48,583 decided that we want you 498 01:21:48,666 --> 01:21:52,708 to host the New Year's Eve show. 499 01:21:53,791 --> 01:21:54,958 You mean the-- 500 01:21:55,041 --> 01:21:56,583 The network's biggest show. 501 01:21:57,083 --> 01:21:58,916 50 million viewers live. 502 01:21:59,416 --> 01:22:01,416 You can't go higher than that. 503 01:22:03,916 --> 01:22:04,583 That's gonna be intense. 504 01:22:04,666 --> 01:22:09,833 We only have a few more. So are you in? 505 01:22:19,791 --> 01:22:22,000 If you don't open the 506 01:22:22,083 --> 01:22:23,333 door and opportunity knocks, 507 01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:24,250 you won't get another chance. 508 01:22:26,333 --> 01:22:27,708 You of all people know this. 509 01:22:40,916 --> 01:22:41,875 Just one more day and 510 01:22:41,958 --> 01:22:43,000 then I have a whole week off. 511 01:22:43,250 --> 01:22:43,708 We can switch. 512 01:23:02,083 --> 01:23:03,375 We're doing the cover of Vogue. 513 01:23:05,291 --> 01:23:06,166 Just one more day, okay? 514 01:23:57,416 --> 01:24:17,791 Yes. She didn't respect the balance. 515 01:24:18,416 --> 01:24:19,583 She's stealing more 516 01:24:19,666 --> 01:24:20,916 and more time from me, 517 01:24:21,208 --> 01:24:22,875 completely without 518 01:24:22,958 --> 01:24:24,541 consideration of the consequences. 519 01:24:25,083 --> 01:24:26,541 She's a selfish bitch. 520 01:24:26,875 --> 01:24:27,750 Would you like to stop? 521 01:24:30,916 --> 01:24:31,250 Stop. 522 01:24:31,875 --> 01:24:32,833 You are the Matrix. 523 01:24:33,625 --> 01:24:34,875 If you are not satisfied, 524 01:24:35,125 --> 01:24:36,791 you can put an end to the experience 525 01:24:37,041 --> 01:24:37,833 and go back to being 526 01:24:37,916 --> 01:24:39,458 just you on your own. 527 01:24:40,208 --> 01:24:41,166 Would you like to stop? 528 01:24:44,375 --> 01:24:46,500 Will it go back to the way it was before? 529 01:24:46,916 --> 01:24:47,458 What has been 530 01:24:47,541 --> 01:24:49,000 transferred won't come back, 531 01:24:49,208 --> 01:24:50,708 but you can stop the experience. 532 01:24:50,916 --> 01:24:52,750 As of now, would you like to stop? 533 01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:55,791 To go back to being just you on your own? 534 01:24:58,916 --> 01:24:59,166 No. 535 01:25:01,958 --> 01:25:03,000 No, no, no. 536 01:25:03,875 --> 01:25:04,666 I can't stop. 537 01:25:06,833 --> 01:25:07,333 She just-- 538 01:25:07,666 --> 01:25:08,416 I did it. 539 01:25:09,750 --> 01:25:10,208 I did it. 540 01:25:10,291 --> 01:25:12,625 I did it. I did it. 541 01:25:15,958 --> 01:25:18,125 The balance just needs to be respected. 542 01:25:18,500 --> 01:25:19,208 So respected. 543 01:25:23,458 --> 01:25:24,625 Stop it, stop it, stop 544 01:25:24,708 --> 01:25:26,291 it, stop it, stop it. 545 01:25:35,666 --> 01:25:36,625 You are the Matrix. 546 01:25:37,916 --> 01:25:38,041 Well, 547 01:25:38,125 --> 01:25:40,375 congratulations, you've won $25,000. 548 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:42,500 We're standing on our final chance 549 01:25:42,583 --> 01:25:43,875 and it's your second question 550 01:25:43,958 --> 01:25:45,333 in our big question 551 01:25:45,416 --> 01:25:48,458 round and play for $250,000. 552 01:25:51,791 --> 01:25:53,458 And you'll have just 45 553 01:25:53,541 --> 01:25:55,041 seconds to come up to get 554 01:25:55,166 --> 01:25:57,458 the correct answer that you can't-- 555 01:26:50,125 --> 01:26:55,708 Just a little something to keep you busy. 556 01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:09,125 Fuck. 557 01:27:24,875 --> 01:27:25,083 Boss. 558 01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:38,833 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, she is here. 559 01:27:39,250 --> 01:27:42,666 The superstar of the moment, Sue. 560 01:27:42,833 --> 01:27:43,333 Are you ready? 561 01:27:43,708 --> 01:27:45,333 Let's welcome her, Sue. 562 01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:50,666 You popped up nowhere on 563 01:27:50,750 --> 01:27:52,375 our screens like a tornado. 564 01:27:53,083 --> 01:27:54,500 I don't think anybody was 565 01:27:54,583 --> 01:27:56,166 really prepared for this world. 566 01:28:03,791 --> 01:28:07,000 It all started with the morning show 567 01:28:07,250 --> 01:28:09,708 and rumor has it that you are 568 01:28:09,791 --> 01:28:11,916 up for Tom Grant's next movie. 569 01:28:14,291 --> 01:28:15,708 Wait, just a moment. 570 01:28:16,125 --> 01:28:18,833 I'm being told that you are going to host 571 01:28:18,916 --> 01:28:20,416 the New Year's Eve show. 572 01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:21,208 Can you confirm this? 573 01:28:22,208 --> 01:28:22,958 Yes, that's right. 574 01:28:23,750 --> 01:28:24,500 Yes, that's right. 575 01:28:27,500 --> 01:28:30,000 Oh my God, that is huge news. 576 01:28:33,458 --> 01:28:34,791 Tell us a little bit about yourself. 577 01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:35,666 Where are you from? 578 01:28:35,916 --> 01:28:37,000 How did you get discovered? 579 01:28:37,666 --> 01:28:40,541 I want, we want to know everything. 580 01:28:42,625 --> 01:28:45,833 Well, I mean, there's 581 01:28:45,916 --> 01:28:47,791 really not very much to tell. 582 01:28:48,750 --> 01:28:50,750 I'm just a girl from a 583 01:28:50,833 --> 01:28:53,166 very small town in Indiana. 584 01:28:53,750 --> 01:28:55,208 I'm sure that you've never heard of it. 585 01:28:55,625 --> 01:28:57,500 In fact, it's not even a town. 586 01:28:57,833 --> 01:28:58,750 I'm not sure you could 587 01:28:58,833 --> 01:29:00,166 really even call it a village. 588 01:29:00,250 --> 01:29:02,791 It's a farm, perhaps? 589 01:29:10,333 --> 01:29:11,875 But ever since I can remember, 590 01:29:12,083 --> 01:29:13,625 it has always been my 591 01:29:13,708 --> 01:29:15,000 dream to be on screen. 592 01:29:15,791 --> 01:29:17,583 This is my dream. 593 01:29:17,666 --> 01:29:18,583 As a child, I used to 594 01:29:18,666 --> 01:29:20,083 put on shows for my family. 595 01:29:20,708 --> 01:29:21,541 Mm, your family. 596 01:29:22,500 --> 01:29:23,375 How sweet. 597 01:29:26,291 --> 01:29:30,250 So, everyone is aware that 598 01:29:30,333 --> 01:29:33,000 you replaced Elizabeth Sparkle. 599 01:29:34,375 --> 01:29:37,500 And no doubt about it, you stepped in, 600 01:29:37,750 --> 01:29:39,125 you turned up the volume, 601 01:29:39,333 --> 01:29:41,208 and you rocked their world. 602 01:29:41,833 --> 01:29:42,916 Were you a fan of her show? 603 01:29:47,875 --> 01:29:52,791 Um, well, well, I can't, uh, 604 01:29:54,458 --> 01:29:55,291 I can't really say that I 605 01:29:55,375 --> 01:29:57,958 actually watched her show. 606 01:29:58,833 --> 01:30:01,041 You do know that we're not exactly from 607 01:30:01,125 --> 01:30:02,083 the same generation. 608 01:30:03,416 --> 01:30:05,083 And you have to admit, it 609 01:30:05,166 --> 01:30:06,333 was a bit old-fashioned. 610 01:30:09,625 --> 01:30:10,833 Jurassic Fitness, really. 611 01:30:12,375 --> 01:30:14,291 Jurassic Fitness, it needed a change. 612 01:30:16,583 --> 01:30:18,083 I'll fucking show you. 613 01:30:19,458 --> 01:30:20,166 You really wanna see 614 01:30:20,250 --> 01:30:21,375 some Jurassic Fitness? 615 01:30:24,708 --> 01:30:25,541 You want it? 616 01:30:26,833 --> 01:30:28,166 Come on, come get your 617 01:30:28,250 --> 01:30:30,000 fucking Jurassic Fitness! 618 01:30:38,833 --> 01:30:41,375 But my mother was a huge fan of hers. 619 01:30:43,500 --> 01:30:46,916 So, every morning, rain or shine, 620 01:30:48,208 --> 01:30:49,916 Sparkle, your life, was on TV. 621 01:30:50,458 --> 01:30:51,791 So, in a way, I grew up with her. 622 01:30:52,750 --> 01:30:54,000 Whether I liked it or not. 623 01:30:55,500 --> 01:30:56,458 I guess that's why you could say 624 01:30:56,541 --> 01:30:58,000 we have some sort of connection. 625 01:30:58,375 --> 01:30:59,666 Some sort of connection. 626 01:31:00,208 --> 01:31:02,833 You wouldn't exist without me. 627 01:31:12,958 --> 01:31:14,000 Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. 628 01:31:14,250 --> 01:31:15,791 It is time, ladies and 629 01:31:15,875 --> 01:31:18,250 gentlemen, for our final question. 630 01:31:18,708 --> 01:31:20,833 The question that we ask each 631 01:31:20,916 --> 01:31:24,083 and every one of our guests. 632 01:31:24,291 --> 01:31:24,458 Okay. 633 01:31:25,333 --> 01:31:27,666 Would you share one of your 634 01:31:27,750 --> 01:31:29,958 little beauty secrets with us? 635 01:31:31,875 --> 01:31:33,041 Just one little trick of yours 636 01:31:33,125 --> 01:31:34,125 that helps you look 637 01:31:34,208 --> 01:31:36,083 so incredibly stunning. 638 01:31:36,166 --> 01:31:36,916 I mean, look at you. 639 01:31:37,125 --> 01:31:37,791 I don't know. 640 01:31:38,375 --> 01:31:39,041 Say it! 641 01:31:39,958 --> 01:31:40,833 Say it! 642 01:31:42,208 --> 01:31:42,750 Let me think. 643 01:31:43,083 --> 01:31:43,583 Say it! 644 01:31:44,041 --> 01:31:45,208 Tell them who your 645 01:31:45,291 --> 01:31:46,791 little beauty secret is! 646 01:31:46,916 --> 01:31:48,041 I guess, I would just 647 01:31:48,125 --> 01:31:49,291 show them right here. 648 01:31:49,625 --> 01:31:50,958 Here's your little beauty secret. 649 01:31:51,416 --> 01:31:52,958 I guess I just try to be myself. 650 01:31:53,375 --> 01:31:54,541 To be sincere and 651 01:31:54,625 --> 01:31:56,541 grateful for all that I have. 652 01:31:57,208 --> 01:31:58,041 And to always remember 653 01:31:58,125 --> 01:31:59,208 to leave with my heart. 654 01:31:59,458 --> 01:32:01,416 Oh, I'm here at the sweetheart center. 655 01:32:07,500 --> 01:32:15,750 I just, oh, I try to be myself. 656 01:32:18,291 --> 01:32:18,541 Stop it! 657 01:32:20,125 --> 01:32:20,666 Stop it. 658 01:32:21,458 --> 01:32:22,708 You're taking it from me. 659 01:32:23,500 --> 01:32:24,750 That's your little secret. 660 01:32:26,541 --> 01:32:26,875 Stop it! 661 01:32:41,833 --> 01:32:44,500 You have to control yourself! 662 01:33:04,541 --> 01:33:07,166 I can't go back, I forgot. 663 01:33:13,416 --> 01:33:13,916 Oh, shit. 664 01:33:16,083 --> 01:33:18,333 Gross old rat. 665 01:33:19,375 --> 01:33:19,875 Stop it! 666 01:34:34,208 --> 01:34:34,750 Coming to bed? 667 01:34:43,958 --> 01:34:46,125 Yes, I'll be right there. 668 01:35:51,500 --> 01:35:51,708 Yes. 669 01:35:52,000 --> 01:35:53,625 Hi, hi, this is emergency. 670 01:35:53,958 --> 01:35:56,125 There's no more stabilizer fluid. 671 01:35:58,833 --> 01:35:59,041 Hello? 672 01:36:01,291 --> 01:36:02,291 It's fucking 503. 673 01:36:02,916 --> 01:36:03,166 Yes. 674 01:36:03,708 --> 01:36:03,958 Fuck! 675 01:36:04,916 --> 01:36:06,041 I'm telling you, this is urgent. 676 01:36:06,291 --> 01:36:07,416 There's no more stabilizer fluid. 677 01:36:07,833 --> 01:36:09,125 It means you've reached the end. 678 01:36:12,125 --> 01:36:12,833 What do you mean the end? 679 01:36:13,208 --> 01:36:14,375 You've drained it all out. 680 01:36:15,083 --> 01:36:16,375 If you want more, you must 681 01:36:16,458 --> 01:36:17,541 let the fluid regenerate. 682 01:36:19,083 --> 01:36:20,000 Tell me how to do it. 683 01:36:20,083 --> 01:36:22,291 I need to stabilize myself right now. 684 01:36:22,875 --> 01:36:23,958 You simply have to switch. 685 01:36:27,458 --> 01:36:28,125 Excuse me? 686 01:36:28,500 --> 01:36:29,833 The switch reboots the 687 01:36:29,916 --> 01:36:31,125 fluid secretion process 688 01:36:31,333 --> 01:36:32,458 so you can continue to 689 01:36:32,541 --> 01:36:33,416 enjoy the experience. 690 01:36:33,875 --> 01:36:35,625 No, no, no, no, no. 691 01:36:36,208 --> 01:36:37,583 I can't switch, I can't. 692 01:36:38,625 --> 01:36:39,333 Especially not now. 693 01:36:39,625 --> 01:36:41,000 There is no other option. 694 01:37:08,333 --> 01:37:08,541 Sue? 695 01:37:21,625 --> 01:37:21,791 Babe? 696 01:37:25,833 --> 01:37:26,041 Sue? 697 01:37:27,458 --> 01:37:27,833 You all right? 698 01:37:32,000 --> 01:37:35,166 Should I start out tomorrow? 699 01:37:41,250 --> 01:37:41,666 Babe? 700 01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:46,875 Babe? 701 01:37:55,375 --> 01:37:56,166 Sue? 702 01:37:57,416 --> 01:37:58,125 Is something wrong? 703 01:38:01,916 --> 01:38:03,875 You look cranky because 704 01:38:03,958 --> 01:38:04,666 you're related business. 705 01:38:10,125 --> 01:38:10,750 Sue, open the door. 706 01:38:11,875 --> 01:38:13,291 Come on, Sue. 707 01:38:14,375 --> 01:38:15,708 Sue, funny, I need to take a picture. 708 01:38:17,541 --> 01:38:18,500 Sue, open the door. 709 01:38:19,500 --> 01:38:21,208 Open the door, Sue, come on. 710 01:38:40,291 --> 01:38:40,458 Come on. 711 01:38:51,625 --> 01:38:51,791 Guys! 712 01:38:53,500 --> 01:38:54,291 What the fuck? 713 01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:57,250 The fuck out! 714 01:38:57,708 --> 01:38:59,875 Who's this? Who the fuck is that? 715 01:38:59,958 --> 01:39:01,250 Leave me alone! 716 01:39:04,291 --> 01:39:11,500 What the fuck? 717 01:39:53,500 --> 01:39:59,708 Doorbell 718 01:40:04,500 --> 01:40:05,500 Yes? 719 01:40:08,500 --> 01:40:10,208 It's 503. 720 01:40:12,208 --> 01:40:13,416 I want to stop. 721 01:40:13,958 --> 01:40:15,708 Are you sure? Once you 722 01:40:15,791 --> 01:40:17,125 stop, you can't go back. 723 01:40:17,750 --> 01:40:20,458 I want to stop! I want to fucking stop! 724 01:40:20,541 --> 01:40:22,958 I want to stop! 725 01:40:24,208 --> 01:40:24,500 We'll deliver. 726 01:40:51,166 --> 01:40:58,916 Panting 727 01:40:59,000 --> 01:41:11,750 Speaking in foreign language 728 01:41:20,541 --> 01:41:22,500 Screaming 729 01:41:50,791 --> 01:41:52,500 Screaming 730 01:42:20,500 --> 01:42:31,833 Screaming 731 01:42:35,333 --> 01:42:35,833 Are you sure? 732 01:42:38,666 --> 01:42:40,500 Once you stop, you can't go back. 733 01:42:41,375 --> 01:42:43,458 You will simply remain on your own. 734 01:42:44,625 --> 01:42:46,500 Just on your own. 735 01:42:47,500 --> 01:42:50,750 Just on your own. 736 01:42:52,500 --> 01:43:21,625 Shut the fuck up! Breathing heavily 737 01:43:21,708 --> 01:43:26,500 Music 738 01:43:46,958 --> 01:43:49,875 Screaming 739 01:43:56,500 --> 01:43:56,541 Okay. 740 01:43:58,500 --> 01:44:01,250 I can't do this. 741 01:44:03,708 --> 01:44:06,166 I need you. 742 01:44:07,500 --> 01:44:09,583 I need myself. 743 01:44:11,833 --> 01:44:18,791 You gotta get ready. It's our big night. 744 01:44:20,041 --> 01:44:22,291 Come on. They're gonna love you so much. 745 01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:24,333 Come on. 746 01:44:25,791 --> 01:44:26,708 Come on. 747 01:44:27,916 --> 01:44:29,833 You're the only lovable part 748 01:44:29,916 --> 01:44:31,666 of me. You have to come back. 749 01:44:32,250 --> 01:44:34,125 You have to come back. Come back. 750 01:44:41,166 --> 01:44:49,166 Panting 751 01:44:49,500 --> 01:44:51,000 Okay. Okay. 752 01:44:53,208 --> 01:44:55,208 Grunting 753 01:44:55,291 --> 01:44:55,916 Come on. 754 01:44:58,333 --> 01:45:01,708 Come on. 755 01:45:03,541 --> 01:45:08,708 Grunting 756 01:45:08,791 --> 01:45:09,500 Come on. 757 01:45:14,708 --> 01:45:17,666 Grunting 758 01:45:17,750 --> 01:45:24,083 Gasping 759 01:45:24,166 --> 01:45:27,583 Grunting 760 01:45:27,666 --> 01:45:30,916 Gasping 761 01:45:34,416 --> 01:45:42,625 Grunting 762 01:45:42,708 --> 01:45:45,500 Gasping 763 01:45:52,833 --> 01:46:04,166 Grunting 764 01:46:04,250 --> 01:46:04,625 Screaming 765 01:46:04,708 --> 01:46:11,750 Grunting 766 01:46:11,833 --> 01:46:12,458 Grunting 767 01:46:12,541 --> 01:46:14,416 Grunting 768 01:46:17,541 --> 01:46:23,541 Grunting 769 01:46:23,625 --> 01:46:25,708 Grunting 770 01:46:25,791 --> 01:46:27,791 Grunting 771 01:46:27,875 --> 01:46:30,166 Grunting 772 01:46:30,250 --> 01:46:34,916 Screaming 773 01:46:35,000 --> 01:46:38,291 Music 774 01:46:38,375 --> 01:46:41,208 Screaming 775 01:46:41,291 --> 01:46:43,416 Grunting 776 01:46:43,541 --> 01:46:53,125 workout rumbling 777 01:46:53,208 --> 01:46:54,791 minimumy revenues 778 01:46:54,875 --> 01:46:59,958 rolls dice 779 01:47:54,791 --> 01:47:56,250 Oh, don't! 780 01:51:12,583 --> 01:51:13,500 You guys know what happened, makeup? 781 01:51:13,916 --> 01:51:15,458 Here, we gotta get you the pinning room. 782 01:51:16,541 --> 01:51:18,000 We have one final test on 783 01:51:18,083 --> 01:51:19,166 stage, lighting a sound. 784 01:51:19,250 --> 01:51:20,500 We have it in, I'll type it for the show. 785 01:51:20,666 --> 01:51:21,166 You got it? 786 01:51:21,500 --> 01:51:21,958 You good? 787 01:51:22,291 --> 01:51:22,791 Okay, let's go. 788 01:51:31,500 --> 01:51:32,500 Grab it. 789 01:51:32,791 --> 01:51:33,208 One more. 790 01:51:43,875 --> 01:51:44,708 There you go. 791 01:51:52,583 --> 01:51:53,041 You good? 792 01:51:54,166 --> 01:51:55,166 You gonna dance, lads? 793 01:52:00,208 --> 01:52:01,750 I'm gonna be right back, sorry. 794 01:53:25,500 --> 01:53:30,041 They need to see you on 795 01:53:30,125 --> 01:53:30,958 stage with the satellites. 796 01:53:55,625 --> 01:53:56,833 Have you ever dreamt 797 01:53:58,291 --> 01:53:59,750 of a better version of yourself? 798 01:54:01,500 --> 01:54:04,166 More beautiful, more perfect. 799 01:54:05,000 --> 01:54:05,208 Tim? 800 01:54:07,833 --> 01:54:09,208 Yes, let me meet you there. 801 01:54:09,750 --> 01:54:11,125 Okay, so I'll wait for you on stage. 802 01:54:28,250 --> 01:54:28,458 Sue? 803 01:54:32,666 --> 01:54:34,708 Let me introduce you to the shareholders. 804 01:54:35,041 --> 01:54:37,708 They have been dying to meet you. 805 01:54:39,666 --> 01:54:44,875 Is everything okay? 806 01:54:50,500 --> 01:54:51,291 So smile. 807 01:54:59,416 --> 01:55:01,500 That's what we want tonight. 808 01:55:02,500 --> 01:55:06,083 Pretty girls should always smile. 809 01:55:20,750 --> 01:55:22,666 Bathers, blathers, blathers. 810 01:56:14,666 --> 01:56:15,875 Hey, you ready for tonight? 811 01:57:05,833 --> 01:57:06,208 Would you be the 812 01:57:06,291 --> 01:57:07,125 better version of myself? 813 01:57:07,583 --> 01:57:08,583 Please give me a better 814 01:57:08,666 --> 01:57:10,166 version of myself, please. 815 01:57:16,750 --> 01:57:16,833 Please. 816 01:57:19,666 --> 01:57:20,458 Come on. 817 01:58:01,625 --> 01:58:04,291 Jesus. 818 01:59:15,625 --> 01:59:17,791 Looks like everything sure is in the 819 01:59:17,875 --> 01:59:19,250 right place this time. 820 01:59:21,416 --> 01:59:23,500 Please say your name, age, measurements. 821 02:02:21,416 --> 02:02:24,416 Pretty girls should always smile. 822 02:02:59,791 --> 02:03:01,208 At last, we're starting to worry. 823 02:03:01,375 --> 02:03:02,208 Hurry up, you're up in five. 824 02:03:21,791 --> 02:03:23,541 There she is, so beautiful. 825 02:03:25,250 --> 02:03:26,000 We love you. 826 02:03:28,000 --> 02:03:29,333 This is where you belong. 827 02:03:29,875 --> 02:03:31,125 You always belong here. 828 02:03:31,208 --> 02:03:32,500 We can't do it without you. 829 02:03:33,000 --> 02:03:34,750 We'll never do it without you. 830 02:03:35,291 --> 02:03:36,666 Who would you replace them all? 831 02:03:36,916 --> 02:03:37,333 Oh. 832 02:04:05,166 --> 02:04:06,125 Girls, come on, let's go. 833 02:04:06,208 --> 02:04:06,916 Let's go, what are we waiting for? 834 02:04:07,375 --> 02:04:08,166 Okay, come on, everybody, 835 02:04:08,583 --> 02:04:09,875 let's go, let's go, let's go. 836 02:04:13,541 --> 02:04:15,625 You will not be disappointed. 837 02:04:17,000 --> 02:04:18,666 She's my most beautiful creation. 838 02:04:18,916 --> 02:04:20,583 I have shaped her for success. 839 02:04:26,875 --> 02:04:32,791 Five, four, three, two, one. 840 02:07:28,333 --> 02:07:29,000 The monster! 841 02:07:38,125 --> 02:07:39,000 Shoot the monster! 842 02:07:40,791 --> 02:07:41,791 It's a freak! 843 02:07:42,750 --> 02:07:43,791 The monster! 844 02:07:46,416 --> 02:07:47,375 Don't be a bird. 845 02:07:47,583 --> 02:07:48,125 Monster! 846 02:07:48,500 --> 02:07:49,958 You're stupid. 847 02:07:50,500 --> 02:07:51,333 It's real. 848 02:07:52,375 --> 02:07:55,125 I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit. 849 02:08:00,416 --> 02:08:00,583 Freak! 850 02:08:13,958 --> 02:08:16,958 Freak, monster, monster! 851 02:08:21,583 --> 02:08:22,500 It's me. 852 02:08:24,958 --> 02:08:25,708 It's me. 853 02:08:35,875 --> 02:08:36,750 I'm just kidding. 854 02:09:31,791 --> 02:09:32,916 Too bad her boobs aren't 855 02:09:33,000 --> 02:09:33,958 in the middle of her face 856 02:09:34,125 --> 02:09:35,333 instead of that nose. 857 02:09:37,416 --> 02:09:37,583 Hmm. 858 02:09:39,375 --> 02:09:39,500 Next! 859 02:09:46,083 --> 02:09:48,916 Pretty girls should always smile. 860 02:09:54,666 --> 02:09:55,291 I have 50. 861 02:09:56,291 --> 02:09:56,833 It stops. 862 02:12:58,333 --> 02:12:58,875 I love you. 863 02:12:59,708 --> 02:13:01,500 I love you. 864 02:13:04,916 --> 02:13:06,208 You're a place of all. 51636

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