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( music playing )

( vocalizes )

( beeping )

( man speaks native language )

( men speaking
native language )

( horse neighs )

( vocalizes )

( vocalizes )

Ah, Mr. Muggins.

So nice of you
to drop in.

In exactly
three minutes,

this missile
will launch and detonate

as the world leaders
are meeting for their
peace summit, huh?

( sinister laughter )

Huh?

Aah!

( growls )

Ohh.

Waah!

- ( kisses )
- Ugh!

Aah!

( vocalizes )

Thanks, Minkey.

You set the charge.
I'll get the detonator.

All right.

Come on. Let's go.

( yelling )

( yelling )

Ow!

Minkey, come on.

( all speaking
native language )

Come on! Let's move!

( vocalizes )

Which way?

Whoa! Too close.

You know, I think
it's time that I leave
the spy business.

( vocalizes )

I've got a daughter
I have to raise.

Well, don't worry, pal.
You've saved my behind
more than once.

I'll make sure that you
end up in a place
that's safe,

a place that you like,
where you fit in.

Mike. Minkey.

It's okay, Edith.
Mission accomplished.

- We're coming back.
- ( men cheer )

( blows )

( winces )

Amelia,
breakfast is ready.

Coming!

Good morning, Dad.

Good morning,
darling girl.

- What do you think?
- Perfect.

Jeez. You know,
I could never understand

how you and your mother
could eat burnt toast.

Look at this.
Minkey made
the front page.

The circus must be in town.
I should take you
to meet him.

Right, Dad.
Minkey the chimpanzee,

that was your spy partner.

Dad, I stopped
believing those stories
when I was eight.

Those stories are true.

You're an insurance salesman,
remember?

Right. Right.
How could I forget?

So, are you excited
about tonight?

- ( toast pops up )
- I guess.

A little nervous,
though.

Amelia, you should be
nothing but proud
of yourself.

It's a very big award.

Couldn't have built it
without you.

I think you could've
done it all on your own.

I know. It's just that
I'm going to be meeting
Dr. Amour today.

She's like the most amazing
person in the world.

And to top it off,
Dr. Farley's going
to be there, too.

- Mm-hmm.
- It's crazy.

Two of the most famous
scientists in the world

are gonna be there,
and I'll get to meet them.

Well, I'm excited.

Love you.

Hey.

I love you more.

( chuckles )

Hey, guys.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Wasn't sure if
you were gonna be
at school today.

It's not
till tonight.

Are you excited?

More scared.

We're all coming.

You guys
don't have to.

Are you kidding?

You're the only kid
to ever win

the National Scientific
Achievement Award.

We're coming.

Yeah, Amelia,
we're coming.

Cool.

- ...hard drive?
- No, I haven't.

( circus music playing )

Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,

I shall introduce you
to the stars of our show.

Are you all ready?

( spectators cheering )

Our lovely leading lady,

big in size and heart,

Betty the Human
Bowling Ball.

All right!

( gibberish )

( laughter )

( titters )

The strongest man alive,

Melmar The Magnificent!

Who will win this challenge,

man or machine?

( laughs )

Here's Lightning!

Don't blink.
You'll miss him.

( clowns jabbering )

Yahoo!

Next is Fly,

a trapeze performer
like no other.

And last, but not least...

( beeping )

...the star of our show...

...the one and only...

Huh?

...the phenomenal...

...the amazing...

...Minkey!

( cheering )

( grunts )

Minkey!

And hup! Yeah.

That was great.

- Heh heh.
- ( wire creaks )

- ( gasps )
- ( gasps )

- Oh, no.
- ( Fly yelling )

- Yeah!
- ( cheering )

All: Yeah!

Yeah.

That's our Minkey.

Liquid levels
in propellant chamber.

Check.

Open propellant valve.

( gas hisses )

Check.

Oh, blowback.

And the National Scientific
Achievement Foundation

has been providing scholarships
ever since.

Pleasure to meet you,
Dr. Farley, Dr. Amour.

Greetings.

Hello there.

Bonjour.
Comment ca va?

Yo.

What up?

( groans )

Excuse me.

Are you the young lady
with the oxygen iodide
chemical laser drill

- that we're awarding tonight?
- Professor Farley!

Ah, ah, ah. ( chuckles )
Dr. Farley.

Oh, yes. Dr. Farley.
A pleasure to meet you.

It's my pleasure,
Miss Muggins.

Is Dr. Amour backstage
as well?

No. Dr. Amour won't be
joining us tonight.

Oh. Well, you know,

your work in plasma physics
and in magnetic fusion--

it's just, well,
it's really an honor
to meet you.

I know.
Is your family here
tonight?

Yeah. My dad
should be here soon.

Well, I'm gonna need
his signature

if you're gonna go to
the think tank tomorrow.

Yeah, um, here.
He did already.

And now I feel
very privileged

to introduce
our honored guest.

Here to present
the National Scientific
Achievement Award tonight,

Dr. Robert Farley.

Excuse me.

Man: Well done, Doctor!

And now, for her
revolutionary design

of an oxygen iodide
chemical laser drill,

the award is given
to Miss Amelia Muggins.

( applause )

- Woman: Way to go!
- My daughter.

Yeah, Amelia. Whoo!

And now, Miss Muggins,
would you be kind enough

to give us
a demonstration

and explanation of your
groundbreaking device?

Sure.

This is
my favorite part.

Man: Oh, yes.

This is a chemical
oxygen iodide laser drill.

The chemical laser
drills into the ground

by eating through it

and turning
the rock and soil

into a gas compound
largely composed of oxygen,

basically into O2,
breathable air.

We could pretty much put an end
to conventional drilling.

Because of its chemical nature,

this drill has the ability

to go a lot further
and a lot deeper

than any other drill
in existence.

It's also
environmentally friendly.

May I ask a question?

Will the physics
of your prototype
translate perfectly

to an industrial
application 100 times
its present size?

It would be
very expensive to build
in real life,

but, yes, it should work
just as I described.

Oh, I can't wait to see it
in action one day.

And now, it is my honor

to present the National
Scientific Achievement Award

to Miss Amelia Muggins.

Yeah!

Oh, I love you.

Fantastic.
Terrific, honey.

Miss Muggins.

Oh, Dr. Farley.

Mr. Muggins,
I presume?

Yes.

Dr. Farley, it is
a pleasure to meet you.

You know, I am
so proud that Amelia
has won this award.

It is such an honor.

Well, she's accomplished
what most MIT graduates

have been attempting
for 10 years.

Well, look at the time.

I really must be going.

Miss Muggins, my limo
will be at your house
at 7:00 A.M. sharp.

Right. And thank you
for having her along
on this think tank.

She has been talking
about this all week,

and she is so excited
to be spending

a whole day
with Dr. Amour.
( laughs )

A-And also you.

- Dad. Dad.
- Great to meet you.

- Come on. Let's go.
- Really nice.

It's my pleasure.

( distorted ) She is
so excited about spending
the whole day with Dr. Amour.

A-And also--

( clear )
and also you.

Got it.

Hey.

What a day, huh?

You know,
your mother would've been
so proud of you today.

I wish
I remembered her better.

Oh, she was just like you.

She was beautiful,
and she was smart,

and she was funny.

Kind of like Dr. Amour?

Yeah,
just like that, I bet.

I really wanted
to meet her today.

Well, you'll meet her
tomorrow at the think tank.

Yeah.

You better get some sleep.

You got
a big day tomorrow.

Good night.

- Hey, Dad.
- Hiya, sweetie.

Hey, look.

Look who made
the front page.

Wow.

- That's my girl.
- ( doorbell rings )

Gotta hurry.

Miss Muggins, there you are.
Let's go. We got
a tight schedule.

Mr. Muggins,
good day to you.

Oh, Amelia, listen.
Have fun. Be good.

I love you, okay?
And I'll see you tonight.

Amelia, I have
a surprise for you.

I've been working
on a top-secret project.

Really?

Yeah. I built
a full-scale model
of your drill.

We're gonna use it
to extract

the greatest energy
known to man

- from the Earth's core.
- Wow.

Yeah.

Did you and Dr. Amour
build it together?

Yeah. Sure, sure.

Wow. I'm really excited
to meet her.

Well, you'll meet her
soon enough.

Actually, she's
working on the drill
as we speak.

- Where is it?
- In Japan.

That's where
we're going now.

Japan?

I think
I should call my dad.

Oh, please.
Miss Muggins,

your father knows
all about this.

He wanted
to surprise you.

In fact, I've got him
on a satellite feed
right now.

Hiya, honey. Japan.
Hey, that's cool.

I didn't wanna ruin
the surprise.

Listen, have fun.
I'll talk to you soon.

You're a big girl now,
so you'll be fine.

Okay. But, Da--

bye.

Dr. Amour is really
looking forward
to meeting you.

Miss Muggins,

this hydrogen-propelled
watercraft is gonna

take us to Tokyo faster
than any airplane
ever could.

Wow.

You run along.
I'll be there
in a second.

I told you she'd
be putty in our hands.

She never has to know
anything is wrong.

What'd you expect?
She's just a kid.

Now you stay behind.

Make sure that
doofus father of hers
gets the package.

Then keep an eye on him.

That shouldn't be
too difficult.

Don't harm him, Hugo.
Just watch him.

Don't harm him.
You understand?

Completely.

( whistles a tune )

Yo, yo.
Morning, Edith.

Hi, Phil.

See you tomorrow.

Who's this from?

I don't know.

Mr. Muggins,

I've taken Amelia
out of the country,

so you will not be
able to reach her.

She'll be helping me
with a top-secret project.

Do not call the police,

for I promise I shall
have her returned unharmed

in approximately one week.

If you do contact anyone,

you will never see
your daughter again.

- Huh?
- That is all.

Woman: This message
will self-destruct in 5,

4, 3, 2, 1.

Edith,
looks like we're back
in the spy business,

and we have
our most important
mission ever,

saving Amelia.

Hey, it's Edith.
Mike's come out
of retirement,

so I could really
use some help
setting up here.

Keep it going, people.
Bring it in. Bring it in.

One last thing.
You gotta look the part.

( coughs )

Hey, old friend.

( grunts )

Ow.

( grunts )

Oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh.

Listen, partner,
I, uh--I need your help.

It's my daughter Amelia.

She's been kidnapped.

I think
we've gotta go back

in the spy business
to get her back.

So what do you say?

They're coming.
Oh, they're coming.
Oh, they're coming.

Minkey, is that you?

( grunts affirmatively )

We heard everything.
Can we help?

Sure. I guess
we can use all
the help we can get.

( all laugh )

Boys, get the cycle.

Mink?

This is exciting.

- Yee...
- Hoo!

Oh, Minkey.

( vocalizes )

Oh, these are
Minkey's friends.

They volunteered
to help us.

- ( laughs )
- ( laughs )

Now, I didn't have much time,

but I managed to wrangle up
some new gadgets

from some
of our old contacts.

This is the standard-issue
Agency lazer pen.

It will eat through
all known metals.

And those are
the newest glasses
on the spy market.

They have several
viewing options,

and if I do
say so myself,

they look really groovy
on you, too.

- ( snorts )
- ( vocalizes )

Yes, and that is the new
electro paintball gun.

- Ooh.
- Whoo.

- ( crackles )
- Whoa.

It also shoots a dart

attached
to a 1,000-pound-test line.

This is what we know so far,

that Amelia
was taken by Dr. Farley,

a world-renowned scientist.

Nobody seems to know
his whereabouts.

This is Dr. Amour.

She was supposed to be along
at the think tank today
with Dr. Farley and Amelia,

but as it turns out,
she was not.

She is vacationing
somewhere in Jamaica.

Jamaica it is,
then, Minkey.

- ( fabric creaks )
- Ooh.

Miss Edith, I know we's
got important work to do,

but before we start,

can you tell us
how Minkey became a spy?

Okay. Here.
Quickly, I'll tell you.

Mike was working
for the Agency,

a secret underground
spy network.

The Agency was experimenting
with a new program

called Project Spymate,

which was training primates
to become agents.

( karate yell )

The plan was
to combine human agents

with the power and agility
of a higher primate

to create
an unstoppable team.

( snorts )

The Agency tried
to train several chimps,

but one stood out
from the rest.

Ready? 3, 2, 1.

He would become
a secret weapon

with phenomenal physical
and mental abilities.

- ( stopwatch beeps )
- ( vocalizes )

But for some reason,
the Agency got cold feet,

and Minkey
ended up in storage

with the rest
of the discarded inventions.

Mike was assigned the job
of disposing of Minkey.

The Agency
wanted to make sure

Minkey didn't get into
the hands of the Russians.

The KGB had intelligence
on this phenomenal chimp

and were trying to nab him.

( all gasp )

I get man!
You get monkey.

( speaking Russian )

( yells in Russian )

( growls )

Nyet, nyet, nyet, nyet.

Thanks.

And...

after Minkey
saved Mike's life that day,

the Agency let him keep him
as his partner.

Until they retired together,

they were the most
successful agents
in the business.

and that's when Minkey
came and joined you all
in the circus.

( cheers )

Now, we had better
get to work.

♪ Yes, I am,
yes, I am, yes, I am ♪

♪ Yes, I am, know I am ♪

( sings in Jamaican patois )

♪ Yes, I am ♪

( sings in Jamaican patois )

♪ Yes, I am,
when the deejay play dub ♪

♪ Everyone move forward ♪

♪ Forward ♪

♪ Go on, man,
I buy a shot ♪

♪ And then
the deejay say... ♪

- ( growls )
- ( knuckles crack )

Hi. I need some information
about one of your guests,

Dr. Claudette Amour.

Sorry, mon.
Info about the guests is
strictly confidential.

It's a...

very important matter.

( gasps )

I'm starting
to feel the love.

Bingo!

Just seen her
sashaying by,

heading towards
the beach, mon.

All right. That's great.

Minkey, we've gotta go
to the beach.

Minkey?

( groans )

Is this where Dr. Amour is?

( stammers )
Dr. Amour went up to
the drill site already,

so you'll meet her
soon enough.

I'm sorry
to disturb you,
Dr. Amour.

My name's Mike Muggins.

Uh, merci.

My daughter's
been kidnapped,

and I need to talk you
about your partner,
Dr. Farley.

( French accent )
Oh, I'm so sorry,

but Dr. Farley is
not my partner anymore.

He's not?

No, Mr. Muggins.

Dr. Farley and I
had a serious disagreement,

and we no longer
work together.

Her name's Amelia.

- Amelia Muggins?
- Yes.

Oh, mon Dieu.
This cannot be.

He has
gone through with it.

Dr. Farley, I figured out
why the father's in Jamaica.

( birds tweeting )

Hugo? Hugo?

Darn it.

I lost him.

Dr. Amour and I were hoping

that you could
look at our calculations,
give us your opinion.

You want my opinion?

Well, sure.

I mean, you're the one
who invented the drill, right?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

So, we're experiencing
some technical difficulty,

and we were hoping
that you could help us

figure out where
we've gone wrong.

The project was to rid Japan
and even the world

of its dependence on oil.

We were going to drill
into a volcano

and tap into
the Earth's core energy.

I soon realized
it was much too dangerous,

and I tried
to convince Dr. Farley,

but he would not listen.

( vocalizes )

Sure,
I'll take a photo.

What has Amelia
got to do with it?

Something must not be
functioning properly

with Amelia's drill,

and they need her
to figure it out.

( groans )

( Jamaican accent )
Hey, Sleeping Beauty.

Wake up, mon.

Huh?

It's time to get down

to the rhythm
of the islands.

- ( drumbeats )
- ( gasps )

( Caribbean music playing )

Eh?

Eeh? Uhh?

You got no chance,

'cause this chimp
can dance.

- Ya ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ( grunts )

I call this one
the cha-cha chimpanzee.

Bug about,
move the hand,
move the hand,

body, body, body.

Shake the little
chimpy butt.

Ooh.

( chuckling )

( kissing )

Uh-oh.

Blecch.

One peace, one love

and plenty banana.

Irie, mon.

If Farley gets the drill
running before we find it,

he will likely force
the Earth's core to open,

causing a massive explosion.

It could wipe Japan
off the face of the Earth.

There you are.

Dr. Amour, this is
my partner Minkey.

Minkey,
this is Dr. Amour.

( kiss )

Enchanté.

( growls and purrs )

Minkey, we've gotta
get to Japan now.

Mr. Muggins,
you will need my help.

I've got it.
I've got it.

Mike. Mike.

- Mike.
- Go for us.

I've got
great news.

I've located
Dr. Farley's

North American
residence.

I'm sending the...

circus gang
on a recon.

I'm calling it
"Operation Road Trip."

That is great news,
Edith.

We've got
some information, too.

We're here with Dr. Amour,
and it seems pretty likely

that Farley has taken
Amelia to Japan.

Japan.

We're on the next plane
to Tokyo.

( groaning )

Eh?

I'm gonna get
that chimp.

Miss Muggins,
how's it coming?

I'm trying to isolate
the differences

between the prototype
and the larger drill.

So far,
nothing's popped up.

Well, I have to go
attend a board meeting,

and then
I'll check back in.

Maybe something
will have popped up by then.

Oh, Dr. Farley,

I was kind of
wondering if I could
talk to my dad

after we're
done working.

Of course. Sure.

- Let's go.
- Yes, sir.

I so love to be a spy!

Fly The Spy!

( laughs )

Hello? Miss Edith?

We are approaching
our final destination!

Hiya, honey.
I hear you wanted to talk
to me before bed.

Yeah. I just wanted
to say good night.

It's not much fun here.

Oh, that's too bad,

but it's
an important project,
remember.

Yeah.

Just there aren't
any other kids around,

and I still
haven't met Dr. Amour.

Well, just suck it up.

You'll be home soon
once you find out

how to fix that drill.

I'm proud of you.

Okay.

We'll see you soon.

Love you.

( both speaking Japanese )

( speaking Japanese )

( all speaking Japanese )

This looks
like the spot, boys.

Let's do it.

( spits )

What was that?

Whoo-hoo!

- ( whistles )
- Let's get him.

( impish laughter )

( giggling )

Yeah, okay.

( groaning )

Fly.

Gentlemen, okay, okay,

I realize that
we're three months
behind schedule.

- The thing is--
- Enough excuses.

We have spent 600 million
on this project.

Perhaps Dr. Amour
was right.

This project should
have been canceled.

( gulps )

Is the drill
operational yet?

( cell phone rings )

If you'll excuse me
for just one moment.

Dr. Farley, it's me.

I have bad news.

They're in Tokyo,

her father, the monkey,
and Dr. Amour.

Dr. Amour?

It gets better.

I've done some research.

The monkey has a name,

Minkey the monkey.

He was part of a top-secret
Spymate project.

The monkey and the father
are ex-spies.

All right, Hugo,
you listen to me.

I want you
to watch them
carefully.

I'll have the girl
out of Tokyo
by the morning.

Done.

( neck pops )

As I was saying,
the drill is operational

and will begin working
by the end of the week.

Good work, Dr. Farley.

And now, if you'll
excuse me, gentlemen,

I-I have a great deal
of work to do.

Where are the guards?

They're still
searching for me
in the woods

a mile yonder.
Hee hee!

Betty:
Come on.

Lightning:
Okay, let's split up.

Betty and Fly,
check upstairs.

Melmar and I
will check down here.

Okay.

( grunts )

Don't mind if I do.

( yelps )

Oh.

Hmm.

( gasps )

( imitates birdcall )

Ah. Mm-mm-mm.

( snores )

( watch beeps )

Go for Mike.

The photo that
Minkey sent

of the guy who's
been trailing you,

his name
is Hugo Dulton.

Search shows
he's ex-Agency.

I'm posting the photo
for you on the network now.

Thanks, Edith.
Good work.

Where is Melmar?

Hold it right there!

What are you up to?

Melmar.

Huh?

( birds tweeting )

Nice work, Betty.

( giggles )

( door closes )

Minkey? Where's Minkey?

( whistles )

( vocalizes )

( grunts )

- ( bystanders yelp )
- ( growls )

- ( squeals )
- No, no, no, no!

( speaking Japanese )

( speaking Japanese )

Hugo: Yai!

( speaking Japanese )

( yells )

( laughter )

( grunts )

Whaah!

Taxi. 1075 Yento Street.

( watch beeps )

Mike, I've got an update.

Operation Road Trip
was a huge success.

We've got Farley's
Tokyo address.

It's Pyramid Enterprises
at 1075 Yento Street.

Amelia, we have to hurry.
The helicopter's on its way.

You can finish your work
at the mountain base.

Helicopter? Cool.

Are we gonna see
Dr. Amour now?

Yeah, yeah.
You'll meet her
soon enough.

( dishes crash )

( gasps, groans )

What are you doing?

( muffled grunting )

Sorry, buddy.
No hard feelings, huh?

( muffled sobs )

There you are.

( speaking Japanese )

I have a delivery
for Dr. Farley.

- Dr. Farley?
- Farley.

( speaking Japanese )

Wrong floor. You must
go back down to lobby.

- ( speaks Japanese )
- Sorry. My mistake.

Go on in,
Miss Muggins.

Cool! I've never been
in a helicopter before.

Oh, good, good.

Isn't this
your lucky day?

What happened to you?

It's that darn monkey.
He's highly trained.

Look, I pay you
a lot of money
for your expertise.

I think you can
handle one little
Pan troglodyte.

- Huh?
- Chimpanzee, knucklehead.

I can't believe
you let them get this far.

Now you take care
of the father.

We're gonna need him
as an insurance policy.

( pilot speaks Japanese )

Good work, partner.

( speaks Japanese )

We found them,
but they got away
in a helicopter.

Oh, I'm sorry.

The only good news is
that Minkey went with them.

- I think he's with Amelia.
- ( watch beeps )

Edith, they've
left Tokyo with Amelia.

Minkey's gone
with them.

Hmm.

He seems to be headed

toward Northern Japan's
mountain range.

Open the files
I sent you.

They'll show you
where in the mountains
he's headed.

Great work, Edith,
and thanks.

I hope we find them.

I've got it.

That's at Mount Yarigatake.

Yarigatake.

Thanks.

This is where
you'll be working.

Hello. I'm Amelia.

Ah, so sorry.
Must keep working.

And this
is your workstation.

Nice, huh?
Okay, follow me.

And this is where
you're gonna be staying

for the next
couple of days.

Sir, there is something
you need to see.

Miss Muggins,
if you'll excuse me.

Why don't you
start working?

Sure.

Play it back.

Hold on. Hold on.
Enhance that image.

I wanna see who that is.

It must be
that Pan troglodyte.

Will somebody get rid
of that flying monkey?

No sign
of anyone here. Over.

My apologies,
Miss Muggins.

Oh, that's okay.
Is Dr. Amour here yet?

No!

No. No.

No, I have-- no.

I have knowing
that you wanna
meet Dr. Amour,

and I know
strongly that--

that she's
at the mountain
and the drill site.

Okay.

Look to your north.

I see it.

I hope that's
where Amelia is.

I have brought you
some food.

I am Kiro-sensei.

Minkey-san, I know
why you have come here.

You have come
to save the girl,

but you will also be
saving all of Japan.

( sighs )

We have been
expecting you.

( coos )

Yeah!

Dr. Farley,
I figured out
the problem.

Oh, that's fantastic.
What is it?

Well, it's not
very scientific,

and I should probably
show you and Dr. Amour
together.

Will you forget about
Dr. Amour? Just tell me.

Can I speak
with my dad?

Um...

Is that a yes?

Yeah. Yeah.
I'll-- I'll arrange it.

Dr. Amour:
Oh, no!

( laughs )

Mike Muggins.

Not much of an Agency spy,
are you?

And, Ms. Amour,
so nice to see you again.

Now is the time to prepare you
for the battle ahead

by helping you
find the power within you.

This will be
the challenge of your life.

( shouts in Japanese )

( all respond in Japanese )

( all repeat response )

( repeating response )

( speaks Japanese )
Enough.

All: Ooh...

Hmm.

Ohh.

Ah, yes.

Ohh!

Ahh.

Heh.

I guess if I had to look
on the bright side, he's--

he's leading us to Amelia.

She's lucky to have
a father like you,
Mr. Muggins.

We've lost all contact
with Mike.

That's not good, right?

What's the plan?

Well, Minkey has
asked for an airdrop
of supplies.

Spymate, this is Condor.

We are over
the drop site. Over.

Okay, Condor,
drop the egg.

Hiya, honey. I hear you
wanted to speak with me?

Something weird
is going on here.

Miss Mug--

Amelia, you've always had
an active imagination.

Just fix the drill
so you can come home, honey.

- Oh, Dad?
- Yeah?

Sorry I complained
about the burnt toast
the other morning.

Aw, don't worry, sweetie.

We all hate
to eat burnt toast.

Now get back to work,
and make us all proud.

"We all hate
to eat burnt toast"?

( sighs )
This is so weird.

Stupid kid.

( Mike's voice )
Hello, Amelia.

We all hate
to eat burnt toast.

( normal voice )
I've got to get out of here.

( television playing
Japanese program )

( announcer
speaking Japanese )

( speaking Japanese )

( yelps )

( alarm blaring )

( speaking Japanese )

( alarm blaring faintly )

( Japanese over P.A. )

( alarm stops )

Miss Muggins,
how nice of you
to rejoin us.

( chants in Japanese )

So, Minkey-san,
it is time.

We shall all leave
at sunrise.

( men chant in Japanese )

Now, Minkey-san,

from here,
you must go alone

up the treacherous north face
of this mountain.

That way,
you can go undetected.

When you reach the peak,
we believe there is an opening.

No one
would expect anyone

to make this climb
in this weather.

Even a ninja
would not make this attempt.

( grunts )

( speaks Japanese )

- Where are we going?
- To the drill site.

It's at the bottom of
one of the largest craters
in Japan, a volcano.

You fix the drill,
I'll let you go home.

Wow, you really did make it!

Yeah. Now let's talk
about how you got
the drill to work.

Not until
I talk to my dad,
my real dad.

Fine. I'll even let you
see him in person.

Bet you didn't expect that,
Miss Smarty-Pants, eh?

Come on. Let's go.

Dad!

Oh, Amelia,
are you all right?

Dr. Amour?

Mm-hmm.

What's going on?

Amelia, Dr. Farley
is going to use your drill

to bore into a volcano,

but this will cause
a massive explosion.

Massive explosion.
Oh, come on.

Never gonna happen.

I'm about to capture
the greatest energy
known to man.

and the world
will discover

who the greatest
scientist

of the millennium
really is.

The names
Albert Einstein

and Robert Farley
will be spoken

in the same sentence.

Massive explosion.
Oh, puh-lease.

Amelia, hundreds of millions
of people could be killed.

But, Dad,
that's not what I
invented it for.

- I know.
- It's supposed
to help people.

It could help many people
if it was used properly.

All right,
enough of this.

Miss Muggins,
if you ever wanna see
your father alive again,

you'll show me
how to make this drill

work properly.
Now let's go.

( speaking Japanese )

All right, Miss Muggins,
what's it gonna be?

And don't you forget,

I, too,
am a scientific genius.

You got one minute
to tell me how you got

this drill to work,
or your father's toast.

I-it's because
of the sympathetic resonance

caused by a blowback
from the catalytic chamber.

I see.

All right,
what's your solution?

Well, I use
my elastic hair band

to dampen out
the vibrations,

constricting
the flow of chemicals

so the drill
won't overheat.

I told you
it wasn't very scientific.

This better work.

Come here.

We have to recreate

the modulus
of elasticity
of this hair band

with 100 times
the force.

You got 30 minutes.

( speaks Japanese )

Miss Muggins,
you stay right here,
and watch.

( yells )

( speaking Japanese )

- Oh!
- Ah!

( scoffs )

I hope, for your sake,
this works.

At last, your invention
will make me

the greatest scientist
of the millennium.

Hugo, we've got it.
You can dispose
of her father...

...and the
soon-to-be-late
great scientist.

Consider it done.

Au revoir.

Time to take a walk.

Not without
my daughter.

Oh, "Not without
my daughter." ( laughs )

Come on, daddy-o.
Let's go.

( Minkey vocalizes )

Very funny, Muggins.

( gags )

Mike:
Minkey, help untie us.

Oh, no,
they started the drill.

Come on.

( both speaking Japanese )

( camera shutter clicking )

( man speaks Japanese )

Hmm.

Let's see if I'm still
in Farley's system.

Farley.

Dr. Amour?

Oh, Farley...

I realized what
a horrible mistake
I made when I left.

I really want to be
a part of this,

and I am so excited
to see that it has
finally come to life.

But-- but I thought
that you...

No.

How'd you get in?

W-where's her spy dad?

I got rid of him.

I just used him
to get back here.

I needed to come and
tell you how sorry I was.

I think you're
the greatest scientist
of all time.

3, 2, 1.

Huh?

All right, Mr. Spy Man.
That'll be quite enough
of that.

Nobody messes
with my daughter.

- ( alarm blaring )
- ( workers yelling )

Amelia, quick,
shut off the drill.

( alarm stops )

Here we go, partner.
You watch my back.
I'll watch yours.

- ( electricity crackling )
- ( grunting )

Thought you could
use some kick-butt
assistance.

Let's rock 'n' roll.

- It's not working.
- We can't stop it.

What?

( karate yell )

I've got it.
The elastic band,

it was just
a temporary solution.

We can cause it
to overheat and explode

before the laser
reaches the core.

Exactly.

( groans )

( yells )

( grunts )

That should do it.

Let's get out
before it blows.

( alarm sounding )

Come on, Minkey.
We gotta hurry.

Wait!

Get back here!

Get back! Cowards!

The drill will work!

( beep )

That was close.

( vocalizes )

Oh, no! Avalanche!

Go! Go!

Yah!

( yells )

Look.

( laughter )

Cool!

Bravo! Bravo!

( laughter )

Yeah! Yes.

Oh, Amelia.

Oh, I'm so happy
you made it. I love you.

Mike, Minkey, hello.

- ( watch beeps )
- Whoa.

I say again,
can anyone read me?

Mike? Minkey?

Edith, we're okay.

We're coming home.

( cheering )

Oh, good. Ha ha!

I can finally change.

( laughter )

( sighs )

Ah, Master Minkey-san,

thank you
very, very much.

( grunts )

Oh, Minkey,

I want you
to meet my daughter.

- This is Amelia.
- ( vocalizes )

Dad, we already met.

Right.

Dr. Amour.

No, no, no.
Please, call me
Claudette, eh?

- Claudette. Wow.
- Mm-hmm.

I guess I owe you
another one, pal.

You really are a spy.

Yes, I really am.

( watch beeps )

Spymate,
do you read me?

Spymate, this is
the President.

I hear you're
out of retirement.

That's great news.

Your country needs you
for a top-secret mission.

Air Force One
is standing by
in Tokyo for you.

What do
you say, Minkey?
Are you in?

( grunts approvingly )

( instrumental playing )