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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,158 --> 00:00:33,576 Oh. [chuckles] 2 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,129 [chuckles] 3 00:00:57,683 --> 00:00:59,059 Ah. 4 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:05,983 [watch ticking] 5 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,499 Kim Do-gyeom. 6 00:01:23,459 --> 00:01:24,627 Today, you… 7 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:26,670 you're a dead man. 8 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:32,968 - [officer grunts] - [grunts, screams] 9 00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:35,721 [officer] Okay, that's enough. Let go. Let go of the knife. 10 00:01:35,805 --> 00:01:36,889 - Let go of the knife. - [panting] 11 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:39,433 - Let it go. Let go, let go. - [assailant] Okay, I'm letting go. 12 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:40,810 [officer] All right, calm down. 13 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:42,186 - [grunts] Let go of me! - [crowd gasps] 14 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:43,103 [officer] Stay calm. 15 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:44,688 - Please, stop resisting. - This is so unfair! 16 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:10,798 {\an8}[assailant crying] 17 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,801 [crying continues] 18 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:21,684 SEO YEON-SEO, AGE 29 MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN 19 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:22,893 {\an8}JOB: NUTRITIONIST 20 00:02:22,977 --> 00:02:24,645 {\an8}MOTTO: "EAT WHAT IS GIVEN" 21 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:28,357 [sobbing] Today is our one-year anniversary, 22 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:30,484 and he feeds another girl steak. 23 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:33,946 It was so hard to make a reservation at that restaurant. 24 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:42,329 [groans] That jerk had the audacity to wear the watch I got for him. 25 00:02:44,123 --> 00:02:46,250 Still, how can you walk around with a kitchen knife? 26 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,168 What is that? Is that blood? 27 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:49,378 [sniffles] 28 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:50,546 Beets. 29 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,715 [sobs] It's beet juice. 30 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:54,091 Wait, wait, wait. What? 31 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:57,011 Now, calm down and explain what happened. 32 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:58,470 - Breath in and out. - [inhales deeply] 33 00:02:58,554 --> 00:02:59,930 In. Out. 34 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:01,473 [exhales deeply] 35 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:05,060 Beets. 36 00:03:05,144 --> 00:03:07,813 [officer 2 beatboxes] 37 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:16,488 [clears throat] 38 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:20,326 - Well, she asked for a beat, so… - Not that kind of "beat" though! 39 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:23,078 I meant "beet," a red radish, a type of root veggie. 40 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:24,914 Beet contains a red pigment called betaine, 41 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:28,500 an antioxidant that slows cell damage and may prevent cancer and inflammation. 42 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:30,961 Oh, right. You said you were a nutritionist. 43 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:33,839 Oh, but why were you slicing beets on your anniversary? 44 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:39,053 My employer has a serious sausage issue. 45 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:40,012 Huh? 46 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:45,267 My employer won't freaking have the sausages I cook. 47 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:51,815 Sausages are typically composed of a high percentage of pork, 48 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,525 along with a variety of other ingredients 49 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:56,528 such as eggs, onions, and Cheongyang chili pepper. 50 00:03:56,612 --> 00:04:00,741 These components are carefully packed into a casing to create the final product. 51 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:02,743 But beets, kabocha squash… 52 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:03,953 Wait, what was that called? 53 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:06,205 Well, anyway, 54 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:10,292 since I've been working for this bastard of a boss with such bizarre taste buds, 55 00:04:10,376 --> 00:04:11,752 I've tried everything. 56 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:13,963 But the result has been… 57 00:04:14,046 --> 00:04:15,339 [boss] Again. 58 00:04:16,215 --> 00:04:17,216 Again. 59 00:04:18,384 --> 00:04:19,426 Again. 60 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:21,261 Again! 61 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,180 Again! 62 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:25,224 Again! 63 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,769 [whines] 64 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:33,857 Every single day, that jerk wants sausages for lunch 65 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:37,528 until I can recreate the taste of the sausage that he had as a kid. 66 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:38,946 - Every day? - Yeah. 67 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,823 But still, who puts beets in sausages? 68 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:41,865 [groans] 69 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,911 What? What should I do? I don't eat sausages in any form. 70 00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:49,081 I've explored every possibility for a boss whose face I've never seen, 71 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:51,166 and yet he continues to insist that it's not right. 72 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,376 Oh. 73 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:55,879 That bastard is to blame for the infidelity of my boyfriend. 74 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,674 Son of a bitch who's obsessed with sausages. 75 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,217 [dog whines] 76 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,012 [sobbing] 77 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:04,763 - I think she's losing it. - Yeah. 78 00:05:04,847 --> 00:05:07,016 - [typing] - [laughing] 79 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:10,894 [whines, sobbing] 80 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,980 [crying continues] 81 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:14,898 THE NEXT DAY 82 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,651 - [employee 1] What is it this time? - What kind of sausage is this? 83 00:05:17,735 --> 00:05:19,653 - [employee 3] It has beets in it. - Ugh. 84 00:05:19,737 --> 00:05:21,238 - Beets? Geez. - Ugh. 85 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:24,283 Ugh. Why do the sausages always look like this? 86 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,206 Hey, Kim Do-gyeom! 87 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:33,625 [clatters] 88 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:34,877 What did you just… 89 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:39,089 [exclaims, distorted] 90 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:42,468 [employees exclaim] 91 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:44,178 - Has she lost her mind? - What is wrong with her? 92 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:45,637 What the hell are you doing? 93 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:48,640 Perhaps I'm supplying you with a lot of kindness. 94 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:51,977 Well, thank you very much. 95 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:53,812 Wait a minute. 96 00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:59,276 I would be interested in discussing the boss's meals with you, Mr. Kim. 97 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:02,738 I have to go, so walk with me and I'll listen. 98 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:06,617 KIM DO-GYEOM 99 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,452 [automated voice] The doors are closing. 100 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,871 Go on. The food will get cold. 101 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:14,500 I'm not sure where to begin to be honest. 102 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:15,501 Let's break up. 103 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:20,881 I'm serious, Yeon-seo. Let's break up. 104 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,050 [clicks tongue] 105 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,260 Oh, I was going to say the same thing. 106 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:27,638 But I deserve to know why. 107 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,223 Is it because of that woman? 108 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:33,352 Yesterday, I saw you with another woman at the restaurant that I had reserved for us. 109 00:06:33,936 --> 00:06:34,770 Ah. 110 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,939 Yeah, the food there was pretty amazing. 111 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:38,649 Thanks a lot. 112 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:41,693 It must've been hard to make a reservation there. 113 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:49,493 Fine, I missed our anniversary, sure, which made you feel miserable. 114 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,245 But it was because I was working late. 115 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:52,454 Even so, cheating on me-- 116 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:54,748 You think people cheat because they're miserable? 117 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:58,836 They cheat when they get bored. 118 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,004 What? 119 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:04,716 Yeon-seo, you do know the employees don't eat your sausages? 120 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:08,470 People get sick of eating the same thing for a few weeks, 121 00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:10,180 but I endured it for a whole year. 122 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,100 [chuckles] You don't mean that, do you? 123 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:16,019 This is over. I've had enough. 124 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,187 Kim Do-gyeom, you… 125 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:18,522 [scanner beeps] 126 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,023 [automated voice] The doors are opening. 127 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:29,158 Thank you for your hard work, Miss Seo. 128 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:51,096 He's sick of me? I'm boring? 129 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,640 How about a little excitement? 130 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:55,767 Why don't I just bite you, huh? 131 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:58,353 [imitating dog] 132 00:07:58,437 --> 00:08:00,022 [dog barks in distance] 133 00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:01,940 [patron] Again. 134 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,489 My apologies. 135 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:14,912 I'll make you another. 136 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:17,873 [Yeon-seo] "Again"? 137 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:20,584 What? 138 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:25,589 There's another bastard that sounds just like my boss? [scoffs] 139 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:27,090 Do it again. 140 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,842 - [boss] Do it again. - [sucks teeth] 141 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:31,803 - [huffs] - [dog growling] 142 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:33,472 - [boss] Again. - [patron] Again. 143 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:36,016 - [boss] Again! - [patron] Again. 144 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:37,100 Huh? 145 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,644 - [patron] Again. - [boss] Again! 146 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,270 [dog growling] 147 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:54,952 [swallows] 148 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,012 You there. 149 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:17,766 You, "Again". 150 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,066 Um, are you calling me? 151 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,067 Yeah. 152 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:31,989 Do I know you? 153 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,282 Does it matter? 154 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:37,202 I just… I just have something to ask you. 155 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:45,085 Listen, why don't you just stuff your face with whatever is put in front of you? 156 00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:46,712 [scoffs] 157 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,047 Stuff my face? 158 00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:51,300 The taste that takes you back to your childhood, 159 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:54,469 evoking a sense of nostalgia and leaving an indelible impression. 160 00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:55,762 Why is any of that relevant? 161 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,056 Here's the thing. 162 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:01,351 Did you know that I dedicated months of hard work, 163 00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:04,855 sacrificing time with my boyfriend, 164 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:07,607 just so I can make sausages I don't even like 165 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:09,776 in search of a flavor I've never even tasted? 166 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,280 On top of that, I saw him with another woman. 167 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,909 If it weren't for the bastard who's so obsessed with sausages, 168 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:19,703 I could've been a better girlfriend. 169 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,663 And he wouldn't have gotten bored. 170 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:27,252 So, instead of looking for what you ate as a child, try some other-- 171 00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:28,587 I never get bored. 172 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:38,472 Whether it's the flavors I love or the women I fall for, 173 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:40,891 I don't get bored. 174 00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:44,811 Ever. 175 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,111 [gasps] 176 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:03,830 [door shuts] 177 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,875 - [lock beeps] - [both breathing heavily] 178 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,187 Sure you won't regret this? I rarely do this with drunk women. 179 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:32,442 I rarely do this with men whose names I don't know either. 180 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:35,529 Let's call it an all-day training. 181 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:02,597 [scoffs] 182 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,099 200,000 won? 183 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,241 [chuckles] 184 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:23,535 TEMPORARY ID CARD 185 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:27,247 Lunatic. You're such an absolute lunatic. 186 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:32,210 Did you contract rabies because that two-timing scoundrel did you wrong? 187 00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:33,837 But why? Seriously, why? 188 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,380 [cart rolling] 189 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,092 [sighs] 190 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,052 [sucks teeth] 191 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:42,637 [huffs] 192 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:48,101 TO THE CEO'S OFFICE 193 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:49,186 The CEO? 194 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:53,231 Why? Am I really in the doghouse? 195 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,318 Because of sausages? 196 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,277 CEO'S OFFICE 197 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,363 Instead of making the ex-boyfriend regret dumping me and all… 198 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:03,408 [sighs] 199 00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:06,244 [clearing throat] 200 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,709 Well, he's not in. 201 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,796 {\an8}SECRETARY KIM DO-GYEOM 202 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,007 Where did he go? 203 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,259 - [boss] Come in. - [gasps] 204 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,098 [door opens] 205 00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:31,520 [Yeon-seo clears throat] 206 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:35,732 {\an8}[boss] Miss Seo Yeon-seo? 207 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:36,858 Yes, Mr. Kang. 208 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:51,998 I'm Kang Ha-jun. 209 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,501 [Yeon-seo] I am so screwed… 210 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:02,300 Judging by the look on your face, I guess you really didn't know. 211 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:07,764 {\an8}Of course, you wouldn't have spoken to me that way if you'd known. 212 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,140 {\an8}Not to your boss… 213 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:12,394 who pays you. 214 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:15,647 [chuckles] 215 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,904 Was it only worth 200,000 won? 216 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,198 Was it? 217 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,910 I, um… 200,000 won? 218 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,496 I'm not sure I know what you mean. 219 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:33,873 [scoffs] 220 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:37,502 Hmm. So, you don't remember? 221 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,922 - That's boring. - What did you just say? 222 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,007 [chuckles] 223 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,135 I said, you might get fired for that. 224 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,052 [scoffs] 225 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,933 Well, since you're going to fire me, let me give you a word of advice. 226 00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,893 Okay, fine. I'm all ears. 227 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:58,106 Bite the bullet, and gobble up the food and drinks that people make for you, 228 00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,983 you picky pain in the neck. 229 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:03,945 And give me back 180,000 won. 230 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,072 Oh. 231 00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,283 You want change? 232 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:11,828 It wasn't worth 200,000 won. At best, 20,000 won. 233 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:13,330 [sighs] 234 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,248 [chuckles] 235 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,253 [Yeon-seo] I'm screwed. 236 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,297 So screwed. 237 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:25,133 All because of this goddamned sausage. 238 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,430 [sighs] And because of that goddamned CEO. 239 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:32,932 But why is that jerk here? 240 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,644 [gasps] Am I really getting fired? 241 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,979 I still have monthly payments left for the watch I bought 242 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:39,731 for that scumbag, Kim Do-gyeom. 243 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,651 - [sighs] - [Do-gyeom] Starting today, 244 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:45,403 Mr. Kang will have breakfast with his fellow employees. 245 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:55,580 Starting today, Mr. Kang will have lunch with his fellow employees. 246 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,045 Starting today, Mr. Kang will have dinner-- 247 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,547 Are you going to eat three meals a day with your fellow employees? 248 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,424 Yes, will that be an issue? 249 00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:09,427 Sorry, but sausages aren't on the menu for dinner, Mr. Kang. 250 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:10,637 Hmm. 251 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,348 I'll gobble up any food you make then. 252 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:17,560 It really doesn't matter if I don't get to eat sausage, right? 253 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,105 Hmm? 254 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:25,527 I hope you enjoy your meal, Mr. Kang. 255 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,531 It feels different seeing you at work, 256 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,617 Miss Seo Yeon-seo. 257 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,620 - What? - How do you know Yeon-seo… 258 00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,831 I mean, how do you know Miss Seo, Sir? 259 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:42,168 Oh. We took an all-day training course together. 260 00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,879 With, you know, Yeon-seo. 261 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,466 "All-day training"? 262 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,344 Oh, Mr. Kim. I left my phone in my office. 263 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:53,430 Yes, sir. 264 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,021 [chuckles] 265 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:07,110 I assume you're suggesting that I should resign. I won't cave though. 266 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:10,405 Before you fire me, I promise to get you sick of the food here. 267 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,698 Did you forget what I told you? 268 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,033 I won't get sick of it. 269 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,453 I'm going to make the exact same meal every time-- 270 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,996 I told you, 271 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:22,917 I never grow bored of the women I fall for. 272 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,763 [Yeon-seo breathing heavily] 273 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:39,267 [sighs] 274 00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:41,060 Hold on, Mr. Kang. 275 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,481 Did you say there was an issue 276 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,648 with the food? 277 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,567 I think I need to reduce the budget. 278 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:51,362 It is excessively nutritious. 279 00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:53,490 [grunts] Not an option. 280 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,534 You know how hard it was to meet the budget? 281 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,329 Then why does this keep happening? 282 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:08,421 This is because of the cafeteria food? 283 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,131 Since I started eating at the cafeteria, 284 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:12,217 it's weird how this keeps happening at random. 285 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,302 So why else? 286 00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:15,678 Did you put something in my food? 287 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,350 I don't play around with food. 288 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:23,895 [Ha-jun grunts] 289 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,814 But I play around with other things. 290 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,656 OFFICE MATCHMAKING 291 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,324 WEB NOVEL REALTIME 292 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,117 SPICE UP OUR LOVE 293 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,163 [Hui-seong] Oh, damn it, she's stopping it here? 294 00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,249 You naughty girl, are you an author? 295 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,709 [gasps] Ha-fox is such a heartthrob! 296 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,170 Gonna hold my breath until the conclusion is published! 297 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,589 Very naughty, writer! I love your story so much! 298 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:54,634 "The Cocoapage's Best Male Lead Character goes to Kang Ha-jun! 299 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,970 The award for the Best Writer goes to Yeon Bo-ra!" 300 00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,890 Hui-seong. Why are you suddenly reading comments? 301 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,058 Yeon Bo-ra. 302 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,687 Spice Up Our Love has so many more fans. 303 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,689 You're the best. You know that, right? 304 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,526 Did Big Sis tell you… 305 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,992 that I sued one of my trolls? 306 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:20,994 [Hui-seong sighs] 307 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:22,996 Don't let it get to you. 308 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,209 He's certainly 309 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,253 - a loner who never leaves his house. - [snorts] 310 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,713 [both chuckle] 311 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,924 Avoid leniency and settlements at all costs. You're rich, right? 312 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,759 - I'm very rich. - [chuckles] 313 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:37,969 Come on, let's scroll. 314 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,221 Mmm. 315 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,557 EPISODE 92 GB GROUP CEO'S SECRETARIAL OFFICE 316 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,642 [typing] 317 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,232 [headphones beep] 318 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,235 [sighs] 319 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,739 [classical music plays] 320 00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:00,658 FOLLOWING THE GREEN… 321 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,036 …AND RED SAUSAGES, THIS TIME… 322 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,126 THE SECRETARIAL OFFICE OF THE CEO 323 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,552 …TO MAKE A MESS OF YEON-SEO WHO GOT ALL DRESSED UP… 324 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:21,054 BUT SHE TURNED ON THE SWITCH 325 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,680 SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE HAD PRESSED… 326 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:29,312 THE END 327 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,899 Done! 328 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,025 [sighs] 329 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,195 [sighs] 330 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:39,989 [phone rings] 331 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,783 COCOAPAGE EDITOR 332 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,497 Yes, Editor. I understand. 333 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,082 Okay. 334 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,002 [call ends] 335 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,975 {\an8}LETTER OF APOLOGY BOK GYU-HYUN, OCTOBER 11, 1991 336 00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:21,739 Miss Yeon. 337 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:29,664 What do you think you're doing? 338 00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:31,666 Do you think by handwriting an apology 339 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:34,293 that I'll just forgive you for sending me a death wish? 340 00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:35,670 A death wish? You think that… 341 00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:39,132 [sighs] 342 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:40,883 My comments weren't that malicious. 343 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:42,760 They weren't? 344 00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:45,221 So you meant for them to make me feel like shit, 345 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,348 but not enough to make me slit my wrists? 346 00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:49,475 And now I get to feel like garbage, exactly as you intended, 347 00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:50,893 but I also have to forgive you? 348 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,105 Don't send me any more letters. 349 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:59,402 Because I will never forgive you or settle. 350 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,196 Do whatever you want. 351 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,203 I don't need you to forgive me or settle. 352 00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:10,788 But still, my apology, 353 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:13,416 I meant every word. 354 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,960 I truly regret what I've done 355 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:18,087 and genuinely want to apologize. 356 00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:19,630 "Genuinely"? 357 00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,507 What can I do to make you believe me? 358 00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:23,009 If there's a way, whatever it is, 359 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,844 - I'll do it right now. - Then die. 360 00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:27,013 Wh-What? 361 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,473 I said kill yourself. 362 00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:30,558 That's going way too far. 363 00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:33,186 You wrote that to me more times than I can count. 364 00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:35,855 Your comments made me wonder if I deserved to die 365 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:37,398 more times than I can count. 366 00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:41,652 So, now you think about it. 367 00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:44,155 Whether or not you deserve to die. 368 00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:16,604 [truck honking] 369 00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:26,155 [honking continues] 370 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,162 [gasps] 371 00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:41,671 [honking continues] 372 00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:46,384 [honking distorts, stops] 373 00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:57,145 [breathing heavily] 374 00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:11,659 [doctor] Miss Seo Yeon-seo. 375 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,786 Are you awake, Miss Seo Yeon-seo? 376 00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:14,871 Miss Seo Yeon-seo? 377 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,623 Do you see this light? Do you see it? 378 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:20,459 Now, follow the light with your eyes, if you can. 379 00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:24,881 [Ja-yeon, mumbling] Aren't you the manager at that convenience store? 380 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,340 Where am I? 381 00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:29,886 [doctor] You're at the hospital. You passed out and lost consciousness. 382 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,138 [Ja-yeon sighs] 383 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:34,849 So I passed out. I'm not dead. 384 00:24:34,932 --> 00:24:36,893 Thank God you didn't die, Miss Seo Yeon-seo. 385 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:40,062 'Cause in that case, Mr. Kang would've killed me too. 386 00:24:41,189 --> 00:24:44,567 [Ja-yeon] But why do you keep calling me "Seo Yeon-seo?" 387 00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:48,696 How do you know Seo Yeon-seo? 388 00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,949 Because I'm looking at Seo Yeon-seo right now. 389 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:56,037 You're looking at Seo Yeon-seo? 390 00:24:56,621 --> 00:24:58,873 Last time, I saw you with Mr. Kang. 391 00:24:58,956 --> 00:25:01,000 Oh. [chuckles] 392 00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:05,129 You're a fan of Spice Up Our Love. 393 00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:08,216 Thank you, Mr. Manager. 394 00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:10,635 I'm not a manager. I'm the director of this hospital. 395 00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:14,555 You might still feel dizzy. You should rest here for a while. 396 00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:17,725 Doctor Kim, give her a thiamine injection and glucose. 397 00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:19,602 Give those to her. 398 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:30,863 This room looks very expensive. 399 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:34,367 Don't they have shared rooms? 400 00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:40,539 [gasps] 401 00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:43,459 [screams] 402 00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,836 What happened to my hair? 403 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:54,011 How long was I unconscious for? 404 00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:56,681 How many months? 405 00:25:57,682 --> 00:25:58,891 What year is it right now? 406 00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:01,060 My phone. 407 00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:07,316 Whose clothes are these? 408 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,283 Seo Yeon-seo? 409 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:19,328 [doctor] Miss Seo Yeon-seo. Are you conscious, Miss Seo Yeon-seo? 410 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:20,579 Miss Seo Yeon-seo. 411 00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:22,790 Because I'm looking at Seo Yeon-seo right now. 412 00:26:23,374 --> 00:26:24,375 [gasps] 413 00:26:30,548 --> 00:26:32,258 [breathing shakily] 414 00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:42,768 [exclaims] 415 00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:48,607 - Have you seen the anonymous online forum? - Yes. 416 00:26:48,691 --> 00:26:51,610 That's her. She did all sorts of things to seduce Mr. Kang. 417 00:26:51,694 --> 00:26:52,945 PATIENT ROOMS OF VIP SEO **** SEO 418 00:26:53,029 --> 00:26:54,613 Oh, that's why she's in the VIP suite. 419 00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:02,705 [sighs] 420 00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:19,764 Seo Yeon-seo. 421 00:27:21,057 --> 00:27:22,391 I'm Seo Yeon-seo? 422 00:27:24,435 --> 00:27:25,519 [sighs] 423 00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:26,937 It's just a dream. 424 00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:30,107 If I just go home, go to bed, and wake up… 425 00:27:30,191 --> 00:27:31,025 [door opens] 426 00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:38,741 Online troll? 427 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:44,330 What are you doing here? Director Oh said you needed rest, Miss Seo. 428 00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:47,124 You took me to the emergency room, didn't you? 429 00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:48,209 Yes. 430 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:50,044 It's all your fault… I mean… 431 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,922 Wasn't it because of you that I passed out? 432 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:55,591 You could say that. 433 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,551 It happened because of me. 434 00:27:58,135 --> 00:27:59,512 [sighs] Thank goodness. 435 00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:01,972 I had it all wrong. 436 00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:03,766 You looked fine, but I had 437 00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:06,435 no idea how overwhelmed you were until you passed out, 438 00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:08,229 Miss Seo Yeon-seo. 439 00:28:10,648 --> 00:28:11,649 Pardon? 440 00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:14,527 Pardon? Miss Seo Yeon-seo? 441 00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:17,696 Those Internet forum posts were all removed by my people. 442 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:20,157 I'm sorry, Miss Seo Yeon-seo. 443 00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:24,787 I'm Seo Yeon-seo? 444 00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:26,539 So… 445 00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:31,293 um… am I really in the story of Spice Up Our Love? 446 00:28:32,461 --> 00:28:33,546 Mr. Kang Ha-jun. 447 00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:35,965 Director Oh, what's up? 448 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:39,885 What? 449 00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:42,513 What did just he call you? 450 00:28:42,596 --> 00:28:45,015 What's wrong, Miss Seo Yeon-seo? 451 00:28:45,099 --> 00:28:49,311 Whether it's the flavors I love or the women I fall for… 452 00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:55,734 I never get bored. 453 00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:58,654 - Ever. [echoes] - [gasps] 454 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,322 You sure you won't regret this? 455 00:29:01,991 --> 00:29:03,909 I usually don't do this with drunk women. 456 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:05,661 [screams] 457 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,204 Miss Seo Yeon-seo, what's going on? 458 00:29:07,288 --> 00:29:10,124 You're really the CEO of GB Electric. 459 00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:13,252 I'm Mr. Kang. 460 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:16,547 KANG HA-JUN, AGE 33 THE MOST HANDSOME MAN 461 00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:17,631 {\an8}CEO OF GB ELECTRIC 462 00:29:17,715 --> 00:29:18,966 {\an8}MOTTO "I NEVER GET BORED" 463 00:29:23,304 --> 00:29:26,599 Miss Seo Yeon-seo, it's too early to leave the hospital. Go back in and-- 464 00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:28,851 [grunts, breathes heavily] 465 00:29:29,477 --> 00:29:31,353 Miss Seo Yeon-seo! Miss Seo Yeon-seo! 466 00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:33,522 Miss Seo Yeon-seo! 467 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:36,192 [panting] No way. No way. 468 00:29:38,486 --> 00:29:39,528 Miss Seo Yeon-seo! 469 00:29:40,029 --> 00:29:41,030 [whimpers] 470 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:43,699 Miss Seo Yeon-seo! 471 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,743 Wait for me! 472 00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:50,039 - Miss Seo Yeon-seo. - [whimpers] 473 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,045 [panting] 474 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:57,171 Miss Seo Yeon-seo! 475 00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:05,429 [Ja-yeon] The online troll is Kang Ha-jun? For real? 476 00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:14,271 SONG JOONG-KI'S COFFEE OF CHOICE 477 00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:18,108 Huh? 478 00:30:18,192 --> 00:30:19,652 Why is he Song Joong-ki? 479 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,324 [gasps] 480 00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:36,710 {\an8}Huh? Cha Eun-woo? 481 00:30:36,794 --> 00:30:37,795 {\an8}"TRUE MALE BEAUTY" 482 00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:39,338 {\an8}Why do they all look like the online troll? 483 00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:40,256 {\an8}SMOOTH SUGAR 484 00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:42,132 {\an8}This makes no sense. [groans] 485 00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:46,637 How does this make any sense? 486 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,974 It doesn't make any sense. Why are they all that online troll, huh? 487 00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:52,434 How can he be my Ha-jun? 488 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:58,190 How can he be Ha-jun? 489 00:31:03,237 --> 00:31:05,239 [Ja-yeon] Uh? This place… 490 00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:06,532 [gasps] 491 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:15,291 - [automated voice] Transfer passenger. - Hmm? 492 00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:18,002 Why are they all getting back on? 493 00:31:18,085 --> 00:31:19,336 What is this? 494 00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:21,714 What's going on? 495 00:31:34,310 --> 00:31:36,437 [automated voice] Transfer passenger. 496 00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:38,564 - Oh… - Transfer passenger. 497 00:31:40,316 --> 00:31:41,692 [whispers] Sir, I need help. 498 00:31:49,158 --> 00:31:49,992 Oh? 499 00:31:50,868 --> 00:31:52,870 You went from a doctor to a bus driver. 500 00:31:54,872 --> 00:32:00,127 Whatever. This bus, why does it only stop in front of the hospital? 501 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:01,670 That's where we are in this chapter. 502 00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:04,798 What do you mean, "this chapter"? 503 00:32:05,549 --> 00:32:08,302 There's a critical scene coming up. 504 00:32:08,886 --> 00:32:11,347 "A critical scene"? 505 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:18,562 - [classical music plays] - [typing] 506 00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:22,941 What does that mean? 507 00:32:26,403 --> 00:32:29,323 [typing continues] 508 00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:34,328 What? This is… 509 00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:37,164 This is from Spice Up Our Love. 510 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,124 Why is this… 511 00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:40,417 HA-JUN LOOKED AT YEON-SEO… 512 00:32:40,501 --> 00:32:41,502 SHE KNEW WHAT HE WAS FEELING… 513 00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:42,419 [gasps] 514 00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:52,680 [Ja-yeon screaming] 515 00:32:52,763 --> 00:32:55,557 Stop it! Stop it! [groans] 516 00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:56,975 I said, stop it! 517 00:32:57,685 --> 00:33:00,604 What's happening? Why don't I have any control over myself? 518 00:33:00,688 --> 00:33:03,148 No, no. This can't be happening! 519 00:33:04,108 --> 00:33:05,067 [groans] 520 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:09,321 Don't allow those malicious comments to have an effect on you, 521 00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:11,323 - Miss Seo Yeon-seo. - [Ja-yeon scoffs] 522 00:33:11,407 --> 00:33:13,492 You're one of the people who hurt me. 523 00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:14,702 Forget the rumors. 524 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:18,706 I'm the one who fell for you first. We both know that. 525 00:33:18,789 --> 00:33:19,748 [Ja-yeon gags] 526 00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:22,960 I like you, Miss Seo Yeon-seo. 527 00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:24,795 [Ja-yeon retching] 528 00:33:24,878 --> 00:33:29,925 Not everything is a lie on the online forum, believe it or not. 529 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,385 [Ja-yeon] Wait, this dialogue… 530 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:33,470 Miss Seo Yeon-seo. 531 00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:35,514 For instance, when they say… 532 00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:37,391 [Ja-yeon] …about the kiss scene that I wrote. 533 00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:38,726 "Seo Yeon-seo's body"… 534 00:33:38,809 --> 00:33:40,978 [Ja-yeon] Ew, Seo Yeon-seo. Shut up. 535 00:33:41,061 --> 00:33:42,396 I said, shut up! 536 00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:45,274 - "…turns Mr. Kang on." - [Ja-yeon groans] 537 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:46,191 CRAZY! 538 00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:52,030 [Ja-yeon] Don't do it. Don't do it, please! [gasps] 539 00:33:52,614 --> 00:33:54,491 [wailing] 540 00:33:57,536 --> 00:33:59,455 No, no, no! Ew! 541 00:33:59,997 --> 00:34:02,875 [groans, whimpering] 542 00:34:08,297 --> 00:34:10,340 Ah. [groaning] 543 00:34:10,424 --> 00:34:11,592 [muffled] No, wait! [groans] 544 00:34:11,675 --> 00:34:12,885 - [grunts] - [gasps] 545 00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:13,969 [Ha-jun groans] 546 00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:18,474 Miss Seo Yeon-seo. 547 00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:20,350 Miss Seo Yeon-seo! 548 00:34:24,021 --> 00:34:25,647 [gagging] 549 00:34:29,193 --> 00:34:33,489 Killing that troll wouldn't be satisfying enough. But a kiss, really? 550 00:34:34,615 --> 00:34:35,616 [gags] 551 00:34:38,869 --> 00:34:40,370 [bus driver] That's where we are in this chapter. 552 00:34:40,454 --> 00:34:43,081 There's a critical scene coming up. 553 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:49,379 [Ja-yeon] So critical scenes will happen, no matter what. 554 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:54,009 And I have no control over my body? 555 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:55,761 [spits] 556 00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:00,891 Sure, those scenes drive the stories of a mature-content web novel. 557 00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:04,728 But why can't I resist it, even though I'm the writer? 558 00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:08,565 Wait, um… 559 00:35:09,149 --> 00:35:11,735 So for the upcoming scene, Yeon-seo… 560 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:15,489 is discharged from the hospital. 561 00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:19,034 Then, at the end… 562 00:35:45,602 --> 00:35:46,478 [sighs] 563 00:35:46,562 --> 00:35:47,938 I'm screwed. 564 00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:53,777 - [nurse] Did you see Mr. Kang's face? - Didn't you hear? 565 00:35:53,861 --> 00:35:55,320 He fought with his girlfriend. 566 00:35:55,404 --> 00:35:56,738 [Ha-jun sighs] 567 00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:01,243 Miss Seo Yeon-seo. 568 00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:07,749 Miss Seo Yeon-seo, are you here? 569 00:36:08,417 --> 00:36:09,501 Miss Seo Yeon-seo! 570 00:36:11,003 --> 00:36:13,463 The patient is female, 5'7", she weighs-- 571 00:36:13,547 --> 00:36:15,632 Director Oh. Her weight? 572 00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:19,303 A bit rude? 573 00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:20,762 [sighs] 574 00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:22,681 Miss Seo Yeon-seo has long, straight hair, 575 00:36:22,764 --> 00:36:25,142 and you'll see that she's the world's cutest, loveliest-- 576 00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:26,310 And unstable woman. 577 00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:28,145 We have to find her quickly, sir. 578 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:34,443 [sighs] Miss Seo Yeon-seo, why do you keep disappearing? 579 00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,528 I can't keep you locked up. 580 00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:39,656 Yes. Of course, you can. 581 00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:43,660 So that she can't vanish. 582 00:37:00,427 --> 00:37:02,429 [panting] 583 00:37:04,348 --> 00:37:05,432 [Ha-jun] Miss Seo Yeon-seo. 584 00:37:06,683 --> 00:37:07,684 [whimpers] 585 00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:12,147 [screaming] 586 00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:14,733 - Miss Seo Yeon-seo. - Stay away! 587 00:37:14,816 --> 00:37:16,234 Miss Seo Yeon-seo! 588 00:37:16,318 --> 00:37:19,112 - Miss Seo Yeon-seo, wait! - I said, stay away! 589 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:37,047 [gasps] 590 00:37:38,882 --> 00:37:40,008 [gasps] 591 00:37:41,093 --> 00:37:43,011 So, Miss Seo Yeon-seo. 592 00:37:43,095 --> 00:37:45,639 [groans, cries] 593 00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:47,683 [panting] 594 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:48,934 Miss Seo Yeon-seo! 595 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:50,978 [groans] Wow. 596 00:37:52,229 --> 00:37:54,690 Not fair, you have a scooter! 597 00:37:57,234 --> 00:37:59,069 I mean, if I'm the writer, 598 00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:01,405 am I not the god who created this universe? 599 00:38:01,488 --> 00:38:03,740 But still, I can't do anything I want. 600 00:38:06,118 --> 00:38:07,577 [gasps] 601 00:38:07,661 --> 00:38:09,037 I'm no god at all. 602 00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:11,665 [sighs] I'm just stuck in a scene! 603 00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:13,709 - [intercom chimes] - [Ha-jun clears throat] 604 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,502 [on PA] Miss Seo Yeon-seo, are you listening? 605 00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:18,755 - This is Kang Ha-jun. - Kang Ha-jun. 606 00:38:18,839 --> 00:38:22,718 Playing hide-and-seek has been fun, but you need to rest now so come back. 607 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:25,554 Miss Seo Yeon-seo in the women's bathroom on the fourth floor. 608 00:38:27,556 --> 00:38:28,557 [sighs] 609 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:32,394 How can I find a way out of this situation? 610 00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:38,275 FALLING HAZARD 611 00:38:38,358 --> 00:38:40,027 "You are this world's lead character. 612 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:45,615 {\an8}When the lead character dies, this world ends too." 613 00:38:45,699 --> 00:38:46,783 [crowd clamoring] 614 00:38:46,867 --> 00:38:49,286 - [bystander 1] Wait, wait! - [bystander 2] Oh, no. It's dangerous! 615 00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:50,829 Don't do it! Come back down, miss! 616 00:38:51,455 --> 00:38:53,832 - [bystander 3] Don't do it! Please don't! - [clamoring continues] 617 00:38:59,379 --> 00:39:00,797 [Ha-jun] Excuse me. Excuse me. 618 00:39:02,466 --> 00:39:04,176 Don't do it, Miss Seo Yeon-seo! 619 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:08,263 Director Oh, arrange an ambulance and a helicopter. Now! 620 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:09,431 Okay. 621 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:12,726 [helicopter whirring] 622 00:39:14,061 --> 00:39:17,147 [Ja-yeon] When the lead character dies, the story ends. 623 00:39:18,398 --> 00:39:22,319 If I die as Seo Yeon-seo, I'll go back to being Nam Ja-yeon. 624 00:39:22,819 --> 00:39:23,904 Seo Yeon-seo! 625 00:39:26,907 --> 00:39:31,369 You fraud! Go back to being an online troll! 626 00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:34,247 How dare you play my Ha-jun? 627 00:39:34,748 --> 00:39:36,917 - [yells] - [crowd gasps] 628 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,461 Oh, I could've died. [gasps] 629 00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:41,797 - Oh, wait. I need to die. - [sirens approaching] 630 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,007 - [panting] - [helicopter whirring continues] 631 00:39:56,353 --> 00:39:59,189 Nam Ja-yeon, you can do it. 632 00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:00,357 [inhales] 633 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,441 One. 634 00:40:03,026 --> 00:40:04,027 Two. 635 00:40:06,696 --> 00:40:07,781 Three! 636 00:40:09,199 --> 00:40:10,200 Yeon-seo! 637 00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:12,160 [crowd exclaims] 638 00:40:19,251 --> 00:40:20,502 [Ha-jun grunts] 639 00:40:22,129 --> 00:40:23,338 [Ja-yeon] Huh? 640 00:40:24,548 --> 00:40:25,549 What? 641 00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:28,552 Get away! Get away! 642 00:40:29,219 --> 00:40:31,346 No! 643 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:32,639 No… 644 00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:34,224 [gasps] 645 00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:49,364 [Ha-jun strains] 646 00:40:54,828 --> 00:40:57,330 [panting] 647 00:41:03,378 --> 00:41:05,755 Damn you, male lead character. 648 00:41:11,928 --> 00:41:13,388 - [sighs] - [groans] 649 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,473 [crowd cheering] 650 00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:18,351 [bystander 4] That was amazing! 651 00:41:22,439 --> 00:41:23,607 [cheering continues] 652 00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:26,359 [bystander 5] You're the best, man! You're so awesome! 653 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:30,071 [Ja-yeon] Am I possessed? 654 00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:32,157 I wake up as the female lead in my own story. 655 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,117 First, every critical scene will happen. 656 00:41:34,201 --> 00:41:37,245 Second, when the sound of typing and music cues the start of the scene, 657 00:41:37,329 --> 00:41:39,247 the story takes control of Nam Ja-yeon. 658 00:41:39,331 --> 00:41:41,917 Third, the lead character never dies. [gasps] 659 00:41:43,126 --> 00:41:44,753 If I'm somewhat immortal, 660 00:41:45,712 --> 00:41:50,634 that means that online troll will also be unable to die because of plot armor. 661 00:41:50,717 --> 00:41:54,304 So I'm left with no choice but to play out the final scene with that pesky troll? 662 00:41:56,723 --> 00:41:58,016 This is the worst. 663 00:41:58,099 --> 00:42:00,310 [groans] The absolute worst. 664 00:42:00,393 --> 00:42:01,728 - [sighs] - [knocks on door] 665 00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:02,812 [gasps] 666 00:42:03,605 --> 00:42:06,274 - [classical music plays] - [typing] 667 00:42:07,817 --> 00:42:09,319 [Ja-yeon] No! 668 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:14,699 {\an8}WITH SEDUCTIVE EYES… 669 00:42:14,783 --> 00:42:16,201 TONIGHT… THE FEEL OF OIL… 670 00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:17,661 …AND A SPECIAL DATE NIGHT… 671 00:42:17,744 --> 00:42:18,870 YEON-SEO SMILED IN SATISFACTION… 672 00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:29,631 [sighs] The story has taken control of me again. 673 00:42:30,632 --> 00:42:32,175 No, I don't want you. 674 00:42:32,259 --> 00:42:34,094 Stay away. 675 00:42:34,177 --> 00:42:35,553 What the hell? 676 00:42:35,637 --> 00:42:37,806 Why am I looking at him like that? 677 00:42:41,017 --> 00:42:43,603 [bird chirping, in Korean] Peep show. 678 00:42:45,313 --> 00:42:47,732 Peep show. 679 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:51,611 Peep show. 680 00:42:52,112 --> 00:42:53,113 Peep show. 681 00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:07,711 [in English] What? 682 00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:10,171 Didn't this scene end with an oil massage? 683 00:43:11,715 --> 00:43:13,925 I have no memory of it. 684 00:43:14,467 --> 00:43:16,094 I can skip the last scene, for sure. 685 00:43:17,178 --> 00:43:18,179 Hold on. 686 00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:21,308 If I don't do the last scene… 687 00:43:25,729 --> 00:43:27,856 doesn't that mean I can't get out of this? 688 00:43:30,358 --> 00:43:32,402 I BECAME THE FEMALE LEAD WHEN I OPENED MY EYES 689 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,363 - [sighs] - [phone buzzes] 690 00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:40,785 DISSOCIATIVE DISORDER 691 00:43:40,869 --> 00:43:42,329 [inhales sharply] 692 00:43:42,412 --> 00:43:43,413 I knew it. 693 00:43:47,584 --> 00:43:48,543 [clears throat] 694 00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:54,299 - Just woke up? - When I write modern romance stories… 695 00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:55,508 MR: MODERN ROMANCE 696 00:43:55,592 --> 00:43:57,510 Would you like coffee, or perhaps… 697 00:43:58,511 --> 00:44:00,764 …they always have a happy ending. 698 00:44:03,016 --> 00:44:04,309 [Ha-jun sighs] 699 00:44:05,477 --> 00:44:07,354 …wanna go out for breakfast? 700 00:44:08,897 --> 00:44:11,608 If I reach the end of this scene… 701 00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:13,693 If you don't wanna go out… 702 00:44:15,737 --> 00:44:17,489 …maybe I can end this. 703 00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:21,034 Kang Ha-jun. 704 00:44:29,042 --> 00:44:30,502 How about we do 705 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:32,879 the ending scene after all? 706 00:44:45,308 --> 00:44:46,810 "The ending scene"? 707 00:45:03,827 --> 00:45:04,828 [person clears throat] 708 00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:13,878 [sighs] 709 00:45:15,797 --> 00:45:16,840 [gasps] 710 00:45:16,923 --> 00:45:18,633 Yeo… Yeo Ha-jun? 711 00:45:19,759 --> 00:45:22,262 Why would my first love appear in this scene? 712 00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:36,234 {\an8}Ripped and synced by WEISSACHsubs 50468

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