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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,000 Released @BIT-HDTV.com 2 00:00:38,155 --> 00:00:43,368 Mr. Rachid Abdoul Mohamed Benassem, 3 00:00:43,368 --> 00:00:51,084 Do you agree to marry Ms Isabelle Susanne Marie Verneuil ? 4 00:00:51,084 --> 00:00:55,964 Yes. - Ms. Isabelle Susanne Marie Verneuil 5 00:00:56,089 --> 00:01:02,637 Do you agree to marry Mr. Rachid Abdoul Mohamed? 6 00:01:02,637 --> 00:01:04,723 Yes. 7 00:01:04,639 --> 00:01:09,728 In the name of the law I now pronounce you man and wife. 8 00:01:15,192 --> 00:01:17,444 ONE YEAR LATER 9 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:19,529 STILL at the city hall of Chinon 10 00:01:19,529 --> 00:01:23,158 Ms. Odile Huguette Marie Verneuil 11 00:01:23,158 --> 00:01:25,786 Do you agree to marry 12 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:30,957 Mr. David Maurice Isaac Bénichou ? 13 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:35,128 Yes. - Then I now pronounce you man and wife. 14 00:01:42,886 --> 00:01:45,472 ONE YEAR LATER 15 00:01:42,886 --> 00:01:46,223 STILL at the city hall of Chinon 16 00:01:46,723 --> 00:01:50,894 Mademoiselle Ségolène Chantal Marie Verneuil 17 00:01:50,894 --> 00:01:54,564 do you agree to marry 18 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:57,317 Mr. Chao Pierre Paul Ling? 19 00:01:57,317 --> 00:02:02,906 Yes. -Then I now pronounce you man and wife. 20 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:07,828 Smile everyone! 21 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:10,580 I see two who do not smile! 22 00:02:14,251 --> 00:02:16,837 Perfect. Don't move! 23 00:02:20,924 --> 00:02:26,012 "What did we do to God?" (Serial bad weddings) 24 00:02:26,263 --> 00:02:29,099 Paris, six months later... 25 00:02:29,099 --> 00:02:34,104 It's going to be a bloodbath! - No they got the best Rabbi. 26 00:02:34,271 --> 00:02:39,860 He'll cut my grandson's penis! - Please Claude... 27 00:02:40,110 --> 00:02:44,197 Make an effort! I would prefer to be in Chinon right now too! 28 00:02:44,781 --> 00:02:47,492 I'm not sure I can watch it! 29 00:02:47,492 --> 00:02:52,706 I watched an awful documentary on TV about female genital mutilations in Mali and I... 30 00:02:53,123 --> 00:02:56,543 Hello everybody. - Hello Marie, hello Claude. 31 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:59,212 How was your trip? - Good thank you. 32 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:06,553 I look like a tank! - No you look radiant. Sublime! 33 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:11,391 Did you chose a name? - No we haven't decided yet. 34 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:15,812 We're hesitating between Antoine, Lucas or ... - Mahmoud. 35 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:18,648 Mahmoud? 36 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:23,653 Yeah I like Mahmoud. What about you? 37 00:03:23,653 --> 00:03:29,076 All of them are nice... I probably prefer Lucas and Antoine tho... 38 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:32,662 Me too... Mahmoud it's not an easy name... 39 00:03:32,662 --> 00:03:35,415 It sounds like mammoth! 40 00:03:39,836 --> 00:03:43,340 Great atmosphere... 41 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:47,260 You're silly! - He almost had a heart attack! 42 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:50,514 I swear I have not converted to Judaism! 43 00:03:50,514 --> 00:03:53,183 I hope you didn't! - Why don't you baptize him? 44 00:03:53,183 --> 00:03:56,353 Benjamin may like to be Catholic later! 45 00:03:56,353 --> 00:04:01,858 Mom, for the last time.... circumcision doesn't makes him a Jew. And it is hygienic! 46 00:04:01,858 --> 00:04:05,612 so you avoid infections. - Mine is still intact and I'm totally healthy. 47 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:09,116 Claude please! - Hello dear father and mother in-law! 48 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:11,034 Good luck.... 49 00:04:11,034 --> 00:04:13,954 Listen Chao, stop calling me like that! It makes me nervous. 50 00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:18,458 I'm sorry I won't do it again. - Hi honey.. 51 00:04:16,873 --> 00:04:18,542 Hey Marie. - Hey Chao. 52 00:04:18,542 --> 00:04:21,211 When do you go back to Chinon? - Tomorrow night. 53 00:04:21,211 --> 00:04:23,880 Let's have a family lunch tomorrow! 54 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,466 Great idea! I will cook a specialty from my country. 55 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:28,635 A steamed Dim Zum! 56 00:04:32,055 --> 00:04:34,891 It was a joke... - It is going to start!!! 57 00:04:34,891 --> 00:04:38,228 Circumcision... - No need to rush... 58 00:04:38,228 --> 00:04:42,399 Those lame jokes... - This Thai accent was so stupid... 59 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:44,735 Ah ok ... 60 00:05:04,463 --> 00:05:07,591 Ugh! Poor little baby! It's really horrible. 61 00:05:16,975 --> 00:05:20,187 Weird taste....This champagne must be kosher. 62 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:27,110 It's itching ! Finish your glass I want to shower in the hotel! 63 00:05:29,112 --> 00:05:33,450 Claude, Marie! That's for you! 64 00:05:33,450 --> 00:05:36,870 Thanks David, what is it? - Benjamin's foreskin! 65 00:05:37,954 --> 00:05:41,083 That's a great honor for you you know... 66 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:46,630 I guess...What should we do with it? - Traditionally you bury the foreskin in the family yard. 67 00:05:46,630 --> 00:05:50,550 We don't have one so you can bury it in your yard. 68 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:53,637 If it is so important why did you cut it off? 69 00:05:55,305 --> 00:05:59,810 My husband was joking, give me this foreskin! - Thanks Marie! 70 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:04,064 It will go under the apple tree. 71 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:19,246 You do not like it Marie? - Yes Chao it is quite tasty. 72 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:22,666 Just a little bit dry. - That's the least you can say... 73 00:06:22,666 --> 00:06:24,751 What meat is it? - Ostrich. 74 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:29,339 Ostrich? - Usually I cook with pork it's less dry but... 75 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:32,509 Yes of course... 76 00:06:32,509 --> 00:06:36,096 I don't eat pork but I am not an Islamist ! 77 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:39,266 Look! I drink wine. - But I was not worried... 78 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:43,270 So do I. No pork ! You know.. It's a millenary tradition. 79 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:47,941 Well I'm from Auvergne but I'm not going to eat Aligot every day! 80 00:06:49,192 --> 00:06:51,361 What nonsense Daddy ! 81 00:06:51,361 --> 00:06:54,531 C'mon I was just joking! I teased them only. 82 00:06:54,531 --> 00:06:57,701 Ah ah ah! Very funny Claude! 83 00:07:00,370 --> 00:07:03,123 What a kiss ass... 84 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:06,877 Oh Benjamin is awake! - Can I see him? Sure Mom. 85 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:11,214 Girls, do you still eat pig? 86 00:07:11,214 --> 00:07:13,550 Don't worry, I'm still a good little Frenchwoman. 87 00:07:13,550 --> 00:07:20,474 Rabbit! Rabbit! How cute! Always smiling! He doesn't look traumatized at least. 88 00:07:20,891 --> 00:07:23,727 Of course Marie, it was painless. Painless? 89 00:07:23,727 --> 00:07:26,646 His foreskin was cut! It wasn't really sweet! 90 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:30,650 Sorry David but.. I think it's almost barbaric! 91 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:35,572 Claude, after 8 days the nervous system of the child is not mature yet. 92 00:07:35,572 --> 00:07:40,160 That's why we, Jews, do it at this age. Unlike the Muslims! They do it at 6 years old!! 93 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:44,498 What are you assuming David? That Muslims are barbarians? 94 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:49,252 No he just said the earlier the better. - But this tone was not necessary! 95 00:07:49,252 --> 00:07:52,005 Sorry Isabelle. But he must have suffered like hell ! 96 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:55,509 Imagine! They cut your fucking dick at 6 years old !! 97 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:02,933 Seriously Rachid, it was painful right? - Not at all! It's a good memory! 98 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:07,187 I would do it again tomorrow. - What an hypocrite ! 99 00:08:07,604 --> 00:08:11,358 Stop the Jews/Arabs fights ! Cant' you make peace one day? 100 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:14,444 That's not your business. Let us argue! 101 00:08:14,444 --> 00:08:17,280 Absolutely Rachid. We communicate at least. 102 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:20,784 Unlike Chinese people! You never know what they think! - What do you mean? 103 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:28,542 Chinese are deceitful? - No I'm just saying Chinese make no effort to approach others! Right? 104 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,628 Joker. 105 00:08:31,628 --> 00:08:34,715 No idea. Except Chao I don't know any Chinese guys. 106 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:38,385 I agree with David. Neither a smile nor a hello. 107 00:08:38,468 --> 00:08:41,471 Since the Chinese bought all the tobacco shops I'm almost done with smoking! 108 00:08:41,471 --> 00:08:44,057 At least Arab shopkeepers have commercial skills! 109 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:49,730 No commercial skills really? Chinese took over the Sentier to Jews and Belleville to Arabs neighborhoods! 110 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:53,567 They're good! Admit it David! 111 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:56,903 Jews gone bankrupt because of the Chinese! 112 00:08:59,823 --> 00:09:01,742 Shall we talk about something else? 113 00:09:02,826 --> 00:09:06,163 Are you going on holiday? - No because I need to prepare my exposition. 114 00:09:06,163 --> 00:09:09,666 Darling your paintings look more and more happy ... 115 00:09:13,170 --> 00:09:17,758 C'mon Claude, you know she is hyper emotional. - Hey I can hear you Mom! 116 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:22,429 I'm not hyper emotional I'm just sensitive. - I know honey I know... 117 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:26,016 Mom, what did you do last night? - We have eaten in Montmartre 118 00:09:26,016 --> 00:09:29,770 In a small local bistro! - Great! Give me the address. 119 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:35,400 Of course... - Great? We were lost in Barbès on our way back... Very local too! 120 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:39,821 What do you mean by local? - Rachid don't be angry... 121 00:09:39,821 --> 00:09:43,950 ...but for people from the countryside like us, Barbès is a shock ! 122 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:48,538 Luckily I had my passport because I felt like I was in Bab El Oued ! 123 00:09:48,538 --> 00:09:53,627 You can't say that Dad! - But it's a fact! There was no Frenchman in the streets! 124 00:09:53,877 --> 00:09:56,463 How did you know they were not French? Did you ask their ID ? 125 00:09:56,463 --> 00:10:00,050 What's this tone Rachid? Can't we argue quietly? 126 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:04,304 Do you call that a debate? Since the beginnings your comments are controversial ! 127 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,807 Controversial? - Yes like on the verge ! 128 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,935 On the verge of being racist! - Racist? Me? 129 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:12,479 But I am Republican and Gaullist like my father ! 130 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:15,732 Calm down Claude. - I'm calm but I can't accept to be called a racist! 131 00:10:16,024 --> 00:10:20,028 Of my four daughters I offered 3 to sons of immigrants ! 132 00:10:20,237 --> 00:10:23,490 And you? What did you do for France? 133 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:28,328 So first you didn't "offer" us! Second, General De Gaulle is dead! Three, calm down! 134 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:32,874 Marie we go home to Chinon now! - But Claude ... 135 00:10:32,874 --> 00:10:36,128 Please stay for the dessert. - No thanks I do not like lychees ! 136 00:10:39,423 --> 00:10:41,842 There is no lychee ... 137 00:10:42,259 --> 00:10:44,928 These people are so irritable! 138 00:10:45,137 --> 00:10:47,931 It was like a LICRA (Anti Racism) meeting, not a lunch! 139 00:10:47,931 --> 00:10:50,350 They aren't really nice... - I can't see them! 140 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:55,522 Chao what a kiss ass! His laugh! Sounds like a chick that is going to be killed. 141 00:10:55,772 --> 00:10:59,192 I have a hard time with David. Odile deserved better. 142 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:03,864 Much better! Such an intelligent girl. He is just a loser living at her expense. 143 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:07,617 I thought Jews were good for business. Apparently not all of them... 144 00:11:07,617 --> 00:11:12,247 The most difficult is Rachid. - He's the worst! So irritable! 145 00:11:12,247 --> 00:11:15,042 We have really won the Jackpot darling... 146 00:11:17,127 --> 00:11:19,129 My damned Norman cake ! 147 00:11:21,131 --> 00:11:23,467 I'm ashamed. - Me too. 148 00:11:23,467 --> 00:11:27,721 Do not take it too seriously. You know dad... He needs to be provocative... 149 00:11:27,804 --> 00:11:31,308 Try to understand him, a countryman in Barbès! It's like "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" ! 150 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:35,771 Really? What if he had called the 13th district Beijing ? 151 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:40,067 There are only Chinese people there, it's a fact ! But if he had called all Arabs thieves... 152 00:11:40,108 --> 00:11:42,110 Thieves? - Darling... 153 00:11:41,985 --> 00:11:47,074 Hey I don't think that...I tried to think like a racist guy. - You stop ! Don't do it again ok? 154 00:11:47,365 --> 00:11:51,036 What if I say Asian have small dicks ? - What? - Enough ! 155 00:11:51,161 --> 00:11:54,498 How can you be so foolish? 156 00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:00,253 She really needs to find a guy ! 157 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:04,841 Let's forget it! Chao made a delicious Normandy Tart! Want some? 158 00:12:05,342 --> 00:12:09,346 No thanks we have to go... - Us too. Benjamin is tired. 159 00:12:15,852 --> 00:12:22,025 Why did you park like this? - I didn't... This car probably pushed mine into yours... 160 00:12:22,025 --> 00:12:26,613 Are you fucking kidding me? This car was already here! We're stuck ! 161 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:31,034 What a fucking dumb ass! - Are you calling me a dumb ass for this? You're the dumb ass! 162 00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:35,288 Enough kids! - Come back for dessert! My cake is delicious 163 00:12:35,706 --> 00:12:40,210 If it's as dry as your ostrich you can shove it! - What? 164 00:12:40,210 --> 00:12:45,298 - David stop being so vulgar! - It's his fault! He ruined the atmosphere with his references about pork! 165 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,968 Why didn't you cook noodles fucking jackass? 166 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,971 Now it's going to be bad... 167 00:12:52,556 --> 00:12:56,143 David you know what? Forget our appointment with my bank. 168 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:59,312 You can go fuck yourself with your vintage phone project! 169 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:03,400 Do you think I need you? I have more contacts in banks than you'll ever have. You're a joke! 170 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:09,322 Hey get with the present. Times have changed! Jews in finance? It's over! Now it's the Chinese! 171 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:13,994 We are taking over! We're about to buy everything! Deauville, the Kippa and even Israel! 172 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:18,915 I swear on my Grandmother's grave I'm going to punch you in the face! - Come my Falafel! 173 00:13:18,915 --> 00:13:21,334 Five years of Krav Maga you'll feel it! 174 00:13:22,085 --> 00:13:25,672 Aren't you going to do something? - If I do something I'd destroy both of them! - Really... 175 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:33,346 Are you fucking crazy? - I just defended myself! 176 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:40,270 Hey! I'm not a Tibetan! - Throat attack, that's typical Chinese... 177 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:58,705 Hey my little Clovis here we come. Mom and Dad are home! 178 00:14:00,457 --> 00:14:03,460 You're hungry. We are too. 179 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:08,131 We ate really bad Chinese food. - It was awful indeed.. 180 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,301 It tasted like rubber. 181 00:14:14,638 --> 00:14:18,558 Bury a foreskin what nonsense! This belongs in a dump! 182 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:22,062 They gave us one assignment.It is religious it's sacred. 183 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,815 Religious sacred... 184 00:14:24,815 --> 00:14:27,818 Where's the box? 185 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,740 Disgusting ! - Put it back in the box! 186 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,909 Ugh! I can't touch it! 187 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,994 Clovis stay away! 188 00:14:38,328 --> 00:14:40,997 This idiot just ate the foreskin! 189 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,420 He loved it... 190 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:54,928 Well let's go... - Don't think about it ! 191 00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:59,850 Besides Clovis, you and I no one will ever know. 192 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:06,106 No traces! Voila! Hop! 193 00:15:08,191 --> 00:15:11,695 We did what they asked. 194 00:15:11,695 --> 00:15:14,364 I'm going to have a whisky now. A little whisky. 195 00:15:19,453 --> 00:15:22,122 "Chinon eighteen months later" 196 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:25,792 Everything is all right Ms Verneuil. You have arteries of a 20 years old lady! 197 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:31,882 It's not possible! I don't eat, I sleep all time. I must have something. 198 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,301 It's in your head. 199 00:15:34,468 --> 00:15:36,803 You have all the symptoms of depression. 200 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,889 I think you should see a specialist. 201 00:15:38,889 --> 00:15:40,974 A specialist? 202 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,893 You mean a psychologist? 203 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:53,570 Father? Oh God... not her! 204 00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:56,490 I dedicated my whole life to my daughters, 205 00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:59,743 I sacrified everything to make them happy. 206 00:15:59,743 --> 00:16:03,663 For what? For not seeing them no more. I barely know my grandchildren... 207 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:08,919 Life is complicated enough so if you add cultural, 208 00:16:08,919 --> 00:16:11,004 religious and education problems it's... 209 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:17,427 We talked about it already Ms Verneuil. It's normal, it's globalization! You'll adapt ! 210 00:16:17,427 --> 00:16:21,765 Look, my bishop is Malagasy... It wasn't easy at first but now everything's great! 211 00:16:21,765 --> 00:16:25,102 I know Doctor... I mean Father ! 212 00:16:25,102 --> 00:16:29,272 I feel bad to think this way. But I wanted to marry them in this church. 213 00:16:29,272 --> 00:16:33,360 It's here where I get married, where my parents get married too! 214 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,278 Where my aunt Geneviève made her Communion... 215 00:16:35,278 --> 00:16:37,364 273 Euros? This is overpriced! 216 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:40,033 What? Sorry? _ Nothing... 217 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:43,620 I was thinking to your last one Laure right? Right. 218 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:48,625 She'll may be marry a Catholic! Keep the faith! Amen Father! 219 00:16:57,801 --> 00:17:01,054 What are you doing? Don't disturb me please! 220 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:06,309 I'm writing a speech about the wedding contract modification for the Community of Acquisition 221 00:17:06,309 --> 00:17:12,399 It's a really important contribution that I want to do before the annual Notaries Meeting. 222 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:16,236 Ok, no need to be rude. Not today. 223 00:17:16,486 --> 00:17:19,656 I saw the Doctor and - And? 224 00:17:19,656 --> 00:17:22,743 I have a depression. - Whew! I was worried it was serious. 225 00:17:22,743 --> 00:17:26,079 But depression can really be serious! 226 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,832 Of course ! I'm sorry Darling ! 227 00:17:28,832 --> 00:17:35,839 I miss my daughters you know! - Yes, yes.... I know 228 00:17:35,839 --> 00:17:39,009 What about invite them for Christmas? 229 00:17:39,009 --> 00:17:41,094 Who? 230 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:44,514 Our daughters, their husbands, their children. I need to see them. 231 00:17:44,514 --> 00:17:47,517 But do you remember what happened last time? 232 00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:52,939 It was a little bit our fault too with our negative stereotypes... 233 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:56,526 Before asking them to understand us we should make a step toward them! - What? 234 00:17:56,526 --> 00:18:01,198 Listen Darling I'm sorry but we already tried so many time. 235 00:18:01,198 --> 00:18:05,702 These efforts are probably a cause of your depression! 236 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,371 Do you think so? 237 00:18:08,038 --> 00:18:12,000 Kosher market is growing! Organic market too! 238 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,086 Both together is going to be a success! 239 00:18:14,544 --> 00:18:16,171 It's going to make a plop. 240 00:18:16,171 --> 00:18:17,547 Plop? - Plop! 241 00:18:18,215 --> 00:18:23,804 There are about 600,000 Jews in France. Among them 20% eat Kasher... 242 00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:28,392 More... Ok let's say 30%, it makes 180,000 243 00:18:28,392 --> 00:18:32,979 10% of them maximum eat organic, right? Not even 20,000 potential clients! 244 00:18:35,649 --> 00:18:39,986 Your business is a micro market. You should rather apply for a microcredit... 245 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:46,076 Bravo! - Do you eat Kasher by the way? No... 246 00:18:46,076 --> 00:18:50,997 Neither your Mom? - She died 6 months ago... - Ah! She won't eat at all ! 247 00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:53,667 Sorry... - Leave! 248 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,879 Motherfucker! 249 00:18:59,589 --> 00:19:02,551 Yes Darling? _ How was your appointment? 250 00:19:02,551 --> 00:19:05,929 Bad as usual... - Don't give up! BioMizvah is a great concept! 251 00:19:07,264 --> 00:19:09,516 Just 2 seconds Monsieur Berger... 252 00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:13,103 I have a good news! We go on vacation for Christmas! - We're going to ski ? 253 00:19:13,103 --> 00:19:16,898 No, we'll go to Chinon with the family. - Is this a good news ? 254 00:19:16,898 --> 00:19:19,109 Jacky Chan and Arafat will be there too? 255 00:19:19,109 --> 00:19:22,279 Well! Have a good day see you later love. 256 00:19:22,279 --> 00:19:24,364 Here I come Monsieur Berger! 257 00:19:26,450 --> 00:19:29,661 Hey there is no proof I had Hashish. I'm innocent! 258 00:19:29,661 --> 00:19:33,582 No proof, but you're not innocent yet! So let me defend you and stay quiet... 259 00:19:33,582 --> 00:19:37,461 Ok brother. - Oh! I'm not your bro, I'm your lawyer! 260 00:19:37,753 --> 00:19:41,339 Lawyer? I eat those avocados (French homonym for lawyer) 261 00:19:41,923 --> 00:19:44,384 Allo Darling? 262 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:47,137 Still in Bobigny... - How's it going? 263 00:19:47,429 --> 00:19:49,681 -Pfff ... Another brainless hooded guy. 264 00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:53,477 What? Christmas with your parents? 265 00:19:56,146 --> 00:19:58,315 Oh fuck! Hold on... 266 00:19:58,482 --> 00:20:01,318 Is this being quiet? 267 00:20:02,152 --> 00:20:05,989 Hey what are you doing bro? Fuck off... 268 00:20:05,989 --> 00:20:09,409 Excuse me Darling, I was with the brainless dude. 269 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,578 So who's coming for Christmas? 270 00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:14,331 Bruce Lee and Popeck? 271 00:20:14,498 --> 00:20:18,668 Gaddafi and Enrico Macias will be there? - It's not funny, my Mom is depressed... 272 00:20:18,668 --> 00:20:20,504 Oh sorry... 273 00:20:20,504 --> 00:20:25,425 Girls have you heard? You'll meet your aunts and uncles! 274 00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:31,348 Sorry Mom I was busy, couldn't call you back... 275 00:20:31,348 --> 00:20:34,059 Yes I know, I got Odile's text... 276 00:20:34,059 --> 00:20:37,354 Of course I'll come it's a great idea! 277 00:20:37,354 --> 00:20:42,359 Have a good night and kiss Dad for me. 278 00:20:44,986 --> 00:20:49,950 It was my Mom... - I know... - She wants all the family for Christmas. 279 00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:54,121 Am I invited? 280 00:20:54,121 --> 00:20:58,125 Well... soon! Probably next Christmas. 281 00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:01,878 So a Chinese, a Jew, an Arab it's ok but not a Back? 282 00:21:01,878 --> 00:21:05,215 It's like "Marriage for Everyone" except for Africans? - Idiot... 283 00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:09,052 You know, I didn't meet your family yet too! 284 00:21:09,052 --> 00:21:12,472 Oh... There is no problem on my side! They just live for away, otherwise.... 285 00:21:12,889 --> 00:21:15,475 My parents are very tolerant! 286 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:19,146 You know, in Africa doors are open! Everybody can come! 287 00:21:19,146 --> 00:21:22,983 No White, no Black but Human first! - I'm sorry Charles... 288 00:21:22,983 --> 00:21:27,404 The problem is that you come after the 3 others... - Yeah... 289 00:21:27,404 --> 00:21:32,075 Be patient, I need to prepare them to this shock. - Am I the shock? 290 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:40,083 Yes you are! You're my shock! My chocolate! 291 00:21:41,168 --> 00:21:45,172 My little yogurt! 292 00:21:45,172 --> 00:21:47,424 Get ride of your clothes! 293 00:21:49,009 --> 00:21:53,180 Josianne! I'm going to Tours for grocery. - Ok Madame! 294 00:22:00,187 --> 00:22:02,939 Hello Madame. - Hello Sir. - What would you like? 295 00:22:02,939 --> 00:22:05,776 A turkey please. 296 00:22:06,068 --> 00:22:08,695 Excuse me, it's Halal right? 297 00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:11,615 Yes Madame, everything is Halal here! 298 00:22:12,282 --> 00:22:15,619 "Even the old rich women convert to Islam..." 299 00:22:15,619 --> 00:22:18,830 "This country is really fucked up!" 300 00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:24,461 Let me escort you to the door. 301 00:22:24,461 --> 00:22:27,547 Thanks a lot Madame. Shabbat Shalom! 302 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:30,550 Thank you! Shalabat Shalom to you! - Thanks... 303 00:22:34,137 --> 00:22:37,808 Hello! I would like to talk with the cook. 304 00:22:37,808 --> 00:22:44,231 Sanitary Control? -Oh no... I just need a tip for a recipe! 305 00:22:49,319 --> 00:22:53,990 Good evening Darling. - Good evening! I'm cooking a soup. 306 00:22:54,658 --> 00:22:58,161 Darling, I met the Dupuy-Jambard family this afternoon. 307 00:22:58,161 --> 00:23:01,832 Their son Xavier is at Chinon for Christmas. I thought he was in Washington DC... 308 00:23:01,832 --> 00:23:04,418 Yes but he comes back here for Christmas. 309 00:23:04,418 --> 00:23:06,670 Why are you talking about him? - Guess... 310 00:23:06,670 --> 00:23:10,674 Well, Laure and Xavier it could work! Xavier Dupuy-Jambard? 311 00:23:10,674 --> 00:23:13,093 He's so ugly ! 312 00:23:13,093 --> 00:23:17,264 You don't know what you want! He's from Touraine he's Catholic and from a good family! 313 00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:22,102 And not that ugly! He has character this is what matters for a man ! 314 00:23:22,227 --> 00:23:24,396 Xavier Dupuy-Jambard... 315 00:23:25,856 --> 00:23:28,859 Hurry up you'll miss your plane! 316 00:23:33,447 --> 00:23:35,532 Oh I forgot... 317 00:23:38,118 --> 00:23:43,540 Mademoiselle Laure Verneuil would you like to marry me, Charles Koffi the first? 318 00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:45,292 Are you serious? 319 00:23:45,292 --> 00:23:49,463 Yes! I don't want to be the illegal of the family no more! 320 00:23:50,297 --> 00:23:51,965 I accept! 321 00:23:56,470 --> 00:23:59,056 I have to go. - I love you! 322 00:23:59,139 --> 00:24:04,478 Hey you have no choice it's official now! You have to tell your family! 323 00:24:04,478 --> 00:24:07,147 Merry Christmas Darling! 324 00:24:11,318 --> 00:24:14,988 I'm just asking you not to talk about Tobbacco shops! Ok ok... 325 00:24:15,322 --> 00:24:22,579 If someone says something stereotypical about Jews, like they're over represented in the media or dentists, ignore them ok? 326 00:24:22,579 --> 00:24:24,664 Ok, but... 327 00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:27,584 ...the first who provoke me about Israel, I'll fuck him up! 328 00:24:27,584 --> 00:24:32,756 Can't you stop with all these "fuck"? Fuck, Motherfuckers, On my grandfather's grave... 329 00:24:32,756 --> 00:24:39,596 This is vulgar! Do you understand? This is shocking for my parents! - What can I say? "Jesus Christ" ? 330 00:24:40,430 --> 00:24:49,606 Rachid... let's be short, if someone associates immigration and crimes, please don't react! Don't say anything ok? 331 00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:54,111 So you're asking me to be a coward, right? - No! Just be cool and relax! 332 00:24:54,111 --> 00:25:00,283 Be smart. Is this possible? - It's green... 333 00:25:01,034 --> 00:25:05,205 What if someone joke about Chinese? What shall I do? - Well, you smile... 334 00:25:05,455 --> 00:25:10,043 So I play the Chinese actually, right? - Exactly... 335 00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:16,717 Claude, avoid all sensitive topics ok? Israel, the Dalaï Lama, the burqa... 336 00:25:16,717 --> 00:25:23,056 Yes, yes, yes... - Above all, not a word about the French Football Team! - Yes, yes... 337 00:25:28,311 --> 00:25:32,649 Voilà! As if it was its normal place! 338 00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:36,319 Ah! The first guests! - I bet 20 Euros it's the Chinese... 339 00:25:36,653 --> 00:25:39,322 Don't start please! Put on your tie. 340 00:25:39,322 --> 00:25:43,160 Oh C'mon! We're not welcoming Queen Elizabeth! 341 00:25:46,663 --> 00:25:51,585 I won! You owe me 20 Euros Darling! 342 00:26:16,193 --> 00:26:19,613 Charles! 343 00:26:22,616 --> 00:26:26,036 3 hours late! Last time with Royal Air Maroc! 344 00:26:26,036 --> 00:26:29,373 My baby! - How are you Mom? Sup sister? 345 00:26:29,373 --> 00:26:33,377 How're you Dad? - So you're living with Catherine Deneuve? 346 00:26:33,794 --> 00:26:36,046 What a snitch! 347 00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:41,718 You promised to invite me to Paris! I'm still waiting for the ticket! My bags have been packed since 1920! 348 00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:48,225 I was going to tell you! Her name is Laure. 349 00:26:48,392 --> 00:26:52,562 We've been living together for one year. - One year and half! - One year and half? 350 00:26:52,813 --> 00:26:56,149 So you're going to get married? - Yes... 351 00:26:56,566 --> 00:27:02,322 So first you stopped your studies to become a joke and now you're going to marry a White! 352 00:27:02,322 --> 00:27:06,993 But Dad.... - And cut your hair! I can't see them! 353 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,923 It's highlighting the room! 354 00:27:19,923 --> 00:27:23,844 Eugénie darling! Give me! 355 00:27:26,513 --> 00:27:29,683 Awe! They are so cute! 356 00:27:30,016 --> 00:27:33,353 Thank you. Who drew this? 357 00:27:33,854 --> 00:27:37,941 They look like aunt Geneviève. How funny... 358 00:27:37,941 --> 00:27:41,445 Yes darling! Like aunt Geneviève. 359 00:27:41,945 --> 00:27:45,532 No Rudy, this is not a camel. It's a goat. 360 00:27:45,782 --> 00:27:49,953 Hey kids! it's nice right? It's called a Nativity Scene. 361 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:54,624 Here this is the donkey. Hee Haw.. 362 00:27:54,791 --> 00:27:58,628 Here is the cow. Moooo... 363 00:27:59,129 --> 00:28:01,882 And here... 364 00:28:01,882 --> 00:28:06,470 It's Jesus. He's God's son! 365 00:28:07,888 --> 00:28:10,057 See you later. 366 00:28:10,390 --> 00:28:15,479 Your Grandma made Jesus more important than he actually is... He's just a prophet. 367 00:28:16,313 --> 00:28:20,400 Uncle Davis's right. He's just a prophet! 368 00:28:21,151 --> 00:28:24,571 I don't feel it. Claude! You promised me! 369 00:28:28,408 --> 00:28:34,915 As you're here, in this home where our daughters grew up I want to apologize. 370 00:28:34,915 --> 00:28:40,170 I'm deeply sorry if my words hurt you last time. Even if I didn't mean to be mean... 371 00:28:40,337 --> 00:28:44,841 No problem! This is an old story. Ah thank you! It's a relief! 372 00:28:44,841 --> 00:28:50,347 Because as a Gaullist I was really sad that you could think I was racist! 373 00:28:50,347 --> 00:28:54,768 Sorry Claude, I didn't control my words... Everybody has a hidden racist side... 374 00:28:56,269 --> 00:29:03,443 I want you to know that we have nothing against Jews, Arabs or Chinese. 375 00:29:03,443 --> 00:29:06,780 Because you're French like us! - Absolutely! 376 00:29:06,947 --> 00:29:12,285 Well honestly at first, you weren't the dream sons-in-law! 377 00:29:14,287 --> 00:29:17,708 I hope I didn't hurt you.... - No, no... 378 00:29:18,208 --> 00:29:21,795 It would be the same for my Dad if all of my sisters were married with men from Auvergne! 379 00:29:22,045 --> 00:29:26,466 Personally my Mom had a hard time accepting Odile! - Indeed.... 380 00:29:26,466 --> 00:29:31,722 Not my parents! They were so happy! Except when I told them she was an artist.... 381 00:29:32,889 --> 00:29:38,061 The most important is to make our daughters happy. If they're happy we'll be happy too! 382 00:29:38,061 --> 00:29:42,482 The 3 of you are welcome in the Verneuil family. 383 00:29:42,482 --> 00:29:49,156 Thanks. Let's make a toast for the family! To the family! 384 00:29:49,740 --> 00:29:55,996 What's wrong darling? - Sorry but... it's snowing... 385 00:29:57,998 --> 00:30:03,503 Yes so what? - It's the magic of Christmas! 386 00:30:03,503 --> 00:30:05,839 Yes... 387 00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:09,843 To the magic of Christmas! - To the magic of Christmas! 388 00:30:13,297 --> 00:30:16,300 How was I? - You were perfect! 389 00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:20,221 Sure it was not too much? - No, it was good. 390 00:30:23,891 --> 00:30:27,645 Three turkeys? Isn't it too much? - Well there are 9 of us. 391 00:30:27,645 --> 00:30:32,984 It's a gift for my sons in law! This one is Kosher, this one Halal, 392 00:30:32,984 --> 00:30:36,821 this one was Laqué (roasted) by a Chinese cook. 393 00:30:36,821 --> 00:30:40,241 It's so nice, but I don't eat exclusively Halal. 394 00:30:40,241 --> 00:30:44,161 Neither do I, I don't eat exclusively Kosher! - And I don't eat Laqué exclusively.... 395 00:30:46,497 --> 00:30:50,501 Marie it's delicious! This roasted turkey could be a success in China! 396 00:30:50,501 --> 00:30:52,336 Thanks. 397 00:30:53,087 --> 00:30:56,424 David, can I try your Kosher turkey please? Sure... 398 00:31:00,177 --> 00:31:03,097 It's good. Want to try some Halal turkey? 399 00:31:03,097 --> 00:31:06,267 No! Of course not! 400 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:16,027 Ah ah! I was joking. Let me try it! 401 00:31:16,027 --> 00:31:21,198 Ah ah! Very funny David! Marie and I love the Jewish sense of humor! 402 00:31:21,198 --> 00:31:25,286 We both are fan of Louis De Funès. - Louis De Funès wasn't Jew... 403 00:31:25,286 --> 00:31:28,956 Of course he was! In his Rabbi Jacob role! 404 00:31:29,790 --> 00:31:32,126 Yes, right, right... 405 00:31:32,126 --> 00:31:36,631 What about the Chinese sense of humor Chao? How's it? - It doesn't exist... 406 00:31:36,631 --> 00:31:41,135 How so? - It doesn't exist, Chinese don't laugh. 407 00:31:42,637 --> 00:31:46,724 It was a joke Claude! 408 00:31:49,477 --> 00:31:56,067 This is a local drink and I can tell you, this is not Kosher! 409 00:31:56,817 --> 00:32:01,239 When shall we open the gifts? Tonight or tomorrow? - Tomorrow as usual! 410 00:32:01,239 --> 00:32:06,994 Tonight is the Midnight Mass! - Of course... the Mass, impossible to miss it! 411 00:32:06,994 --> 00:32:10,665 Don't make fun of me... 412 00:32:11,332 --> 00:32:16,754 How are they doing? - Very good, thanks to alcohol ! 413 00:32:17,505 --> 00:32:22,009 You know Mom I was skeptical at first. But it's a great idea to be together! - Really? Do you like it? 414 00:32:22,093 --> 00:32:25,346 Yes! It's so nice! 415 00:32:30,184 --> 00:32:33,854 Oh... You have some concerns. - No, no... 416 00:32:33,854 --> 00:32:37,858 Not at all ! I'm good ! 417 00:32:37,858 --> 00:32:40,027 I'm suffocating! 418 00:32:40,611 --> 00:32:46,284 Each time I watch a football game of France, when I hear the Marseillaise anthem I have chills! 419 00:32:46,284 --> 00:32:49,370 Really? - Me too, I have goosebumps! 420 00:32:49,370 --> 00:32:52,790 Same for me! Even if I hate football ! - Are you kidding me? 421 00:32:52,790 --> 00:32:57,295 Do you know La Marseillaise lyrics? Because generally players of foreign descent.... 422 00:32:57,295 --> 00:33:00,464 "Allons enfants de la patrie..." 423 00:33:00,464 --> 00:33:04,135 ".. le jour de gloire est arrivé! 424 00:33:04,719 --> 00:33:08,139 "Contre nous de la tyrannie" 425 00:33:08,472 --> 00:33:12,059 "L'étendard sanglant est levé" 426 00:33:12,476 --> 00:33:15,896 "L'étendard sanglant est levé!" 427 00:33:15,896 --> 00:33:19,400 "Entendez-vous dans vos campagnes" 428 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:23,237 "Mugir ces féroces soldats?" 429 00:33:23,237 --> 00:33:27,325 "Qui viennent jusque dans vos bras" 430 00:33:27,491 --> 00:33:31,162 "Egorger vos fils vos compagnes!" 431 00:33:31,746 --> 00:33:35,166 "Aux armes citoyens!" 432 00:33:35,166 --> 00:33:38,836 "Formez vos bataillons!" 433 00:33:38,836 --> 00:33:42,840 "Marchons marchons" 434 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:46,510 "Qu'un sang impur" 435 00:33:46,844 --> 00:33:50,765 "Abreuve nos sillons!" 436 00:33:52,183 --> 00:33:54,852 I had goosebumps. 437 00:33:55,770 --> 00:33:58,522 You know David if you want you can come to my bank 438 00:33:58,522 --> 00:34:01,192 so I look at you vintage phone project... 439 00:34:01,192 --> 00:34:06,280 No, I gave up! I've been looking for investors for 3 years now... This project was a real shit! 440 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:10,368 I'm on something else now! Something great: 441 00:34:10,952 --> 00:34:15,873 Organic Kosher! - Why does the snowman have slanted eyes? It's not Buddha! 442 00:34:15,873 --> 00:34:18,209 Does he have slanted eyes? 443 00:34:18,209 --> 00:34:22,964 Yes they are... A Chinese snowman it doesn't exist! - If you do this... 444 00:34:24,966 --> 00:34:27,635 I give him a kippa! 445 00:34:27,635 --> 00:34:30,638 So I'll give him a beard! 446 00:34:33,808 --> 00:34:36,644 Snow ball fight ? - Seriously? 447 00:34:36,644 --> 00:34:40,064 With an Arab? Aren't you scared? 448 00:34:40,564 --> 00:34:43,901 No guys it's cold... - Let's go! 449 00:34:46,153 --> 00:34:49,574 Come! Come! - Him first! 450 00:34:50,741 --> 00:34:53,327 Come! Come! 451 00:34:53,828 --> 00:34:56,664 Allah Akbar! 452 00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:04,672 It's fine Rachid! It reminds him his youth! Right Claude? - Yes it's really fun... 453 00:35:05,423 --> 00:35:09,677 Chao we're going to the Mass. - Ok I'm coming! 454 00:35:16,434 --> 00:35:18,853 Don't worry it's nothing. Are you going to the church? 455 00:35:18,853 --> 00:35:22,273 Of course! I'm open minded! - What a Chinese! 456 00:35:22,273 --> 00:35:25,443 First class kiss ass ! 457 00:35:34,118 --> 00:35:38,164 Look who's coming! United Color of Benetton family! 458 00:35:38,164 --> 00:35:43,127 I'm so glad all of you came. - Well it's so important for you Catholic! 459 00:35:43,127 --> 00:35:48,215 We're so glad to share it with all the family. - Exactly and our religions are cousins ! 460 00:35:48,215 --> 00:35:52,136 Exactly Rachid! - and they call me kiss ass.... 461 00:35:52,136 --> 00:35:57,058 Claude! Claude! 462 00:35:57,391 --> 00:36:02,063 Oh hey Jean-Jérôme! Hey Clotilde! 463 00:36:02,063 --> 00:36:05,983 "Jean-Jérôme" pffff... - Can we meet your sons in law ? 464 00:36:05,983 --> 00:36:10,821 We weren't invited to their weddings... - Later Jean-Jé ! 465 00:36:10,821 --> 00:36:14,909 We need to find a place quickly. Go go go! 466 00:36:15,493 --> 00:36:19,497 Charles be careful with White people especially the Frenchmen! 467 00:36:19,497 --> 00:36:23,417 Frenchmen are bad and stupid. 468 00:36:23,417 --> 00:36:26,837 I know what I'm talking about! When I was in the French Army... 469 00:36:26,837 --> 00:36:29,799 ... I was oppressed all the time! 470 00:36:29,799 --> 00:36:33,844 If I wasn't Black I would be a General now ! 471 00:36:33,844 --> 00:36:37,848 Stop this! It's not White people! It's your bad temper! 472 00:36:37,848 --> 00:36:43,437 Yellow Black Red ! You were never able to communicate with your superiors! 473 00:36:43,437 --> 00:36:45,856 Faster! We're going to miss the Mass! 474 00:36:45,856 --> 00:36:51,654 Do you know that in France they have a dessert called Tête de Nègre ! (Negro Face) 475 00:36:51,654 --> 00:36:55,032 No Dad this name doesn't exist anymore! It was banned ! 476 00:36:55,032 --> 00:36:58,452 I'm pretty sure it still exists! They love it ! 477 00:36:58,452 --> 00:37:02,623 I know a cake called "Le congolais" (the Congolese) Leave us alone with your cakes ! 478 00:37:19,724 --> 00:37:25,146 "Through long ages of the past 479 00:37:25,146 --> 00:37:29,901 Now the time has come at last!" 480 00:37:29,901 --> 00:37:33,654 "He is born the holy Child" 481 00:37:33,654 --> 00:37:38,618 "Sing we all of the Savior mild." 482 00:37:38,618 --> 00:37:43,080 "O how lovely O how pure" 483 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:47,335 "Is this perfect Child of heaven" 484 00:37:47,585 --> 00:37:52,423 "O how lovely O how pure" 485 00:37:52,423 --> 00:37:56,260 "Gracious gift to humankind!" 486 00:38:03,935 --> 00:38:09,690 I'm really happy because a divided family would be too sad! 487 00:38:09,690 --> 00:38:13,110 Don't worry darling Mom is all right. 488 00:38:22,286 --> 00:38:25,498 Who can it be? - No idea. 489 00:38:25,873 --> 00:38:29,627 Can you open Laure please? - Yes. 490 00:38:35,424 --> 00:38:40,388 Xavier Dupuy-Jambard? - Merry Christmas Laure! 491 00:38:41,305 --> 00:38:45,977 What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in Washington? - No I came back for Christmas. 492 00:38:45,977 --> 00:38:48,437 Claude! Look who's here! 493 00:38:49,146 --> 00:38:52,108 Oh Xavier! What a good news! 494 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:56,237 He's so ugly ! - Xavier you look so fresh ! 495 00:38:56,237 --> 00:39:01,409 This is the fresh air of America! Did you know Xavier worked in a bank in Washington? 496 00:39:01,409 --> 00:39:06,831 For a pension.. - Better than a bank! People like you are leading the world! 497 00:39:06,998 --> 00:39:11,168 Come in! Green or Black tea? - Black. 498 00:39:11,168 --> 00:39:13,921 Very nice to visit us! 499 00:39:17,425 --> 00:39:20,595 So Laure what are you doing for a living? - I work for LCI News. 500 00:39:20,928 --> 00:39:23,848 Not surprised ! - Why? 501 00:39:23,848 --> 00:39:27,059 Because all the LCI's reporters are gorgeous. 502 00:39:28,453 --> 00:39:31,831 I work for the legal service. - Ah... 503 00:39:36,961 --> 00:39:41,132 Who are these people there? - What people? 504 00:39:41,633 --> 00:39:43,843 Are they your gardeners? 505 00:39:43,843 --> 00:39:47,972 How did you make them work on December 25th? 506 00:39:47,972 --> 00:39:52,185 Actually those are our sons in law. - Ah... 507 00:39:52,185 --> 00:39:56,356 I'm sorry ! It's stupid I thought they... 508 00:39:58,316 --> 00:40:03,404 So you work in the legal service? - Yes, I just told you that... 509 00:40:03,404 --> 00:40:06,157 I've heard... 510 00:40:08,868 --> 00:40:11,412 I can't see ! - Look again! 511 00:40:13,414 --> 00:40:17,836 I can see your name now! Charles Koffi! My big brother! 512 00:40:19,420 --> 00:40:24,259 Oh what did you think? I play Pontagnac! The first role! - I hope you won't play the turkey role! 513 00:40:24,259 --> 00:40:27,512 Don't make us look bad! 514 00:40:33,768 --> 00:40:37,856 Charles your Dad wants to talk to you. - Why? I did nothing wrong... 515 00:40:37,856 --> 00:40:44,028 I had a meeting with your Mom and she agreed with me as usual! 516 00:40:46,906 --> 00:40:52,287 Charles we accept the wedding ! - Thanks Dad... 517 00:40:52,287 --> 00:40:55,707 But there are 3 conditions! First... 518 00:40:55,707 --> 00:40:59,794 the wedding will happen in France early July. - Why early July? 519 00:40:59,794 --> 00:41:03,464 Because we've already planned to go to France at this time. I've already payed the plane tickets! 520 00:41:03,464 --> 00:41:06,259 I come too ! -You... Shut your mouth ! 521 00:41:06,259 --> 00:41:10,722 Second! They pay for the wedding ! 522 00:41:11,222 --> 00:41:15,101 Indeed! The White man looted Africa! He has to give back! 523 00:41:15,101 --> 00:41:21,232 Third, if I hear some racist comments about Black! 524 00:41:21,816 --> 00:41:25,236 I'll hit them! 525 00:41:25,236 --> 00:41:28,740 You'll hit them? - Exactly! I'll hit them! 526 00:41:28,740 --> 00:41:33,745 Wait, you're not going to hit anyone! Her parents are very tolerant, it will be fine! 527 00:41:33,745 --> 00:41:37,749 Their other sisters married each of them a Chinese, a Jew and an Arab. 528 00:41:38,917 --> 00:41:43,004 What kind of family is that? Are they Communists? 529 00:41:47,967 --> 00:41:52,847 They're nice actually. - Yes but I woudn't spend my vacations with them... 530 00:41:52,847 --> 00:41:57,602 Well we're probably going to spend all our holidays with them. - Indeed... 531 00:42:03,274 --> 00:42:08,446 What are you doing here? You'll miss your train.. - I need to talk to you! 532 00:42:11,282 --> 00:42:15,453 I'm going to get married! - Already? 533 00:42:15,453 --> 00:42:20,208 Why "already"? - I knew it! Xavier and you! 534 00:42:20,208 --> 00:42:23,711 No it's not Xavier! Forget Xavier now! 535 00:42:24,921 --> 00:42:29,968 What's the lucky man's name? - Charles... - Like Charles de Gaulle? 536 00:42:29,968 --> 00:42:32,637 Well, yes... - Catholic please.. 537 00:42:32,637 --> 00:42:36,558 Sorry? - Is he Catholic? - Yes he is! 538 00:42:36,558 --> 00:42:41,396 Are you going to get married in the church? - Probably... his family is very religious. 539 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:47,151 But I need to warn you about something... 540 00:42:47,151 --> 00:42:52,031 Well he's ... he's... 541 00:42:52,907 --> 00:42:56,077 Yes? - He's a comedian! 542 00:42:56,077 --> 00:43:01,082 It's totally fine! We don't care! 543 00:43:01,082 --> 00:43:04,335 Exactly! A job is a job. 544 00:43:04,335 --> 00:43:08,715 Can I kiss you? - Sure Mom! 545 00:43:10,258 --> 00:43:14,095 We'll make it early July! It's our wedding's date. 546 00:43:14,095 --> 00:43:19,100 Great date! - I need to reserve the church now! There are many weddings in July! 547 00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:24,772 Hold on... You didn't even meet him! - Oh right, we need to meet him! 548 00:43:24,772 --> 00:43:28,943 When are we going to meet your Charles? - Soon... 549 00:43:28,943 --> 00:43:34,782 He's on a tour for his show in a foreign country. When he'll be back, we'll meet! 550 00:43:34,782 --> 00:43:38,870 That's great! We're so glad. Let's celebrate! Oh Charles! 551 00:43:44,459 --> 00:43:50,632 "No problem with my parents. We'll get married in July." 552 00:43:56,679 --> 00:44:01,893 "Great date. I love you." 553 00:44:02,644 --> 00:44:07,482 One out of four. We can consider ourself lucky! 554 00:44:07,690 --> 00:44:11,861 You're right! Even if our in-laws are nice, it's such a relief! 555 00:44:11,861 --> 00:44:15,573 I knew it! I knew that my little Laure wouldn't disappoint us. 556 00:44:15,573 --> 00:44:19,077 She was always different. She's strong! 557 00:44:19,077 --> 00:44:24,874 but also fragile and intelligent. She understands people! 558 00:44:24,874 --> 00:44:30,588 Yes that's right. - Ah my little daughter! 559 00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:57,592 It's this place. How's my tie? Anything in my nose? 560 00:45:57,592 --> 00:46:03,515 No you're perfect love. - Thanks. - My parents will love you! 561 00:46:04,265 --> 00:46:09,354 10 minutes late. At least he's not Chinese ! 562 00:46:12,357 --> 00:46:15,109 Thanks God! 563 00:46:18,446 --> 00:46:21,699 Table on the left... 564 00:46:21,699 --> 00:46:25,703 Who's this? The valet? 565 00:46:25,703 --> 00:46:30,291 No he's not the valet. It's him, it's Charles! 566 00:46:30,291 --> 00:46:35,046 Did you tell them I was Black? They look surprised... 567 00:46:35,046 --> 00:46:40,969 No I didn't. I forgot... - You don't forget this kind of thing! Look at your Dad! He's going to have a heart attack! 568 00:46:42,804 --> 00:46:48,309 Hello Papa! hello Maman! This is Charles! 569 00:46:49,561 --> 00:46:52,564 You could have told me your parents were White! 570 00:46:53,815 --> 00:46:59,988 It was a joke! - Ha of course! You're a comedian... 571 00:46:59,988 --> 00:47:03,241 ...a funny comedian! - Definitively we attract jokes... 572 00:47:03,241 --> 00:47:06,911 Our 3 others in-laws like jokes too. - Nice! We're going to like each other! 573 00:47:06,911 --> 00:47:11,499 Do you know them? - No but Laure told me. It's extraordinary what's happening to your family! 574 00:47:11,499 --> 00:47:16,921 Yes... - With you we have all the rainbow's colors! 575 00:47:18,089 --> 00:47:23,511 Luckily you don't have a 5th daughter! - Why? - Because she would have married a Gypsy! 576 00:47:25,597 --> 00:47:28,349 A Gypsy Hehe! 577 00:47:30,018 --> 00:47:34,856 I like it! It's very funny! - Very good joke! 578 00:47:41,279 --> 00:47:46,034 Except for his hair, he's nice. - Yes and well educated. 579 00:47:46,284 --> 00:47:51,289 He has a good sense of humor. - Yes and he's handsome! 580 00:47:51,956 --> 00:47:57,045 Exactly! He's elegant... tall... athletic... 581 00:47:57,045 --> 00:47:59,881 Laure is very beautiful too. 582 00:47:59,881 --> 00:48:03,384 We'll have great mixed grand children. 583 00:48:06,721 --> 00:48:11,059 This wedding is too much! I can't do it! 584 00:48:11,059 --> 00:48:14,729 What did we do to God, Claude? - I don't know! 585 00:48:14,729 --> 00:48:18,483 I'm lost darling! I'm in the Schwartz, in the dark! 586 00:48:20,735 --> 00:48:24,322 We're in the black, totally... 587 00:48:41,506 --> 00:48:45,009 Claude what are you doing? 588 00:48:45,009 --> 00:48:49,764 Well it's obvious! I'm cutting some wood! - So early? - So what? I need to relax! 589 00:48:53,017 --> 00:48:58,857 We didn't educate them well that's it! - It's your fault! Let them study in Paris! 590 00:48:58,857 --> 00:49:04,028 Remember I was against it! - So this is my fault? 591 00:49:04,028 --> 00:49:08,199 Well sometimes you were a little bit lax with them. 592 00:49:08,199 --> 00:49:14,873 What? Oh yes I was less strict than you with religion! "Love each other"... Look the consequences! 593 00:49:16,374 --> 00:49:20,378 I'm going to cut the long branches! - Go cut them! 594 00:49:22,964 --> 00:49:26,634 Exactly what I said! Bad education! 595 00:49:26,634 --> 00:49:29,888 Hop! Back home. 596 00:49:34,976 --> 00:49:38,563 Are you all right? - Yes! Leave me alone! 597 00:49:38,563 --> 00:49:42,150 Are you sure? - Stop monitoring me all day! 598 00:49:42,150 --> 00:49:46,321 Oh my God Ségolène! - It's not a big lost! 599 00:49:46,988 --> 00:49:51,242 Excuse me Darling but it hurts so badly! 600 00:49:52,243 --> 00:49:56,664 African weddings are big. You know when it starts not when it stops... 601 00:49:56,664 --> 00:49:59,751 This one will be too much for my parents. 602 00:49:59,751 --> 00:50:03,338 Lucie! Don't hit your sister's head with a rake! 603 00:50:04,506 --> 00:50:09,677 They're use to mixed wedding though. - Yes but the repetitiveness of it may be too much for them! 604 00:50:09,677 --> 00:50:13,181 As they say in Africa "One more chop the tree will fall!" 605 00:50:13,181 --> 00:50:15,850 Here she comes. 606 00:50:17,185 --> 00:50:21,189 Did you want to see me? - You're so secretive ! You're getting married? 607 00:50:21,523 --> 00:50:26,277 Why are we the last to know? - I was going to tell you... I was busy! 608 00:50:27,612 --> 00:50:32,450 Wait.. why do you look so sad? What's your problem? The fact he's Black? 609 00:50:32,450 --> 00:50:38,289 Laure C'mon! Don't play the racist card! Not with us! 610 00:50:38,289 --> 00:50:40,875 Mom is deeply depressed! You're going to kill her! 611 00:50:40,875 --> 00:50:45,129 Am I dreaming? You were secretive too! Why should I give up? 612 00:50:45,129 --> 00:50:48,383 We're just asking you to think twice before getting married. 613 00:50:48,383 --> 00:50:52,220 You're their last hope to get the perfect son-in-law... According to their standards... 614 00:50:52,220 --> 00:50:56,140 Really? At least mine is Catholic! 615 00:51:01,729 --> 00:51:04,566 He wants to cut all our trees! 616 00:51:04,566 --> 00:51:07,819 He said they made him anxious. - Tress made him anxious? 617 00:51:07,819 --> 00:51:12,991 Isabelle, talk to him! I already tried! I'm going to sleep... 618 00:51:12,991 --> 00:51:18,746 Mom! It's only 17h00! - Already.... it's fast. 619 00:51:25,336 --> 00:51:29,591 With a chain saw! -He's cutting everything like in the Amazon Forest! 620 00:51:29,591 --> 00:51:33,428 Mom is still in bed? - Still... she doesn't even go to the church. 621 00:51:33,428 --> 00:51:36,848 This is really serious! The only time she missed a Mass it was when I was born! 622 00:51:36,848 --> 00:51:40,101 She refused to take care of Benjamin for our trip for Venice! 623 00:51:40,101 --> 00:51:44,689 Well let's be honest. This Black is a threat for our family ! 624 00:51:44,689 --> 00:51:48,943 True... - Just when we finally found an harmony between us! 625 00:51:48,943 --> 00:51:53,031 It makes me think of the movie "Saving Private Ryan". 3 brothers dead on the battlefield, 626 00:51:53,031 --> 00:51:56,284 the army saves the 4th to bring him back in his family. 627 00:51:56,284 --> 00:51:59,454 Here you have 3 Frenchwomen, pure French, married with immigrants' sons, 628 00:51:59,787 --> 00:52:02,957 You've to stop the 4th to do the same thing. - Did you just compare our marriage with a war? 629 00:52:02,957 --> 00:52:08,129 It was just an image... 3 Metics (immigrants) and now a Black, for your parents it's Fukushima! 630 00:52:09,297 --> 00:52:15,553 "Sweet France Dear country of my childhood" 631 00:52:15,553 --> 00:52:19,224 "Cradled in tender carefreeness 632 00:52:19,974 --> 00:52:23,561 I have kept you in my heart!" 633 00:52:25,647 --> 00:52:27,815 "My village 634 00:52:28,399 --> 00:52:32,320 with the bell tower and with noble houses" 635 00:52:32,987 --> 00:52:35,907 Yesterday I had a dream probably related with my problems 636 00:52:37,158 --> 00:52:39,160 I listen... 637 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:44,582 I walked with 2 Black child in a stroller and... 638 00:52:46,084 --> 00:52:49,838 I was ashamed ! - What else? 639 00:52:51,714 --> 00:52:57,637 I wasn't ashamed of my Black grandchild. I was ashamed people could think I was Gabon's embassy's nanny! 640 00:52:58,263 --> 00:53:01,850 Do you think I'm racist? - And you, what do you think? 641 00:53:08,457 --> 00:53:11,877 I've an idea! We need to trap Charles ! 642 00:53:13,044 --> 00:53:15,130 He must have a weakness! 643 00:53:15,297 --> 00:53:18,550 I do know my Black cousins they're sex addict! Women are their Achilles' heel! 644 00:53:18,550 --> 00:53:23,221 What a cliché! Not all Black men are sex addict! - Go in a Caribbean Club and you'll see by yourself! 645 00:53:23,221 --> 00:53:25,807 First he's not Caribbean he's African. It's totally different ! 646 00:53:25,807 --> 00:53:29,728 Let's first check if it's not a fake marriage. African do a lot of fake marriage to get citizenship! 647 00:53:29,728 --> 00:53:33,064 Because the Chinese don't? - Yes they do.... but he's Black, not Yellow... 648 00:53:33,482 --> 00:53:37,152 Luckily! I don't want a 2nd Chinese in the family! 649 00:53:37,068 --> 00:53:41,156 Same for me! I don't want a 2nd Arab in the family! Especially a Moroccan! 650 00:53:41,156 --> 00:53:44,743 I understand, if he was Ashkenazi ... 651 00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:48,163 ... I would kill him! 652 00:53:52,584 --> 00:53:56,838 "Sir enough! Get out! - No Madame I love you!" 653 00:53:56,838 --> 00:54:00,342 "I had a crush on you the first time I saw you!" 654 00:54:00,342 --> 00:54:03,595 "I follow you for 8 days didn't you notice? - No .." 655 00:54:03,595 --> 00:54:07,265 - Lie! A woman always notice these kind of things! -What an emptiness! " 656 00:54:07,265 --> 00:54:10,102 So weird to see a Black in a Feydeau theater. 657 00:54:10,102 --> 00:54:12,270 It's modern. 658 00:54:12,521 --> 00:54:18,610 Why a Black would be modern? - I don't really know... I was 5 years old the last time I was in a theater! 659 00:54:20,028 --> 00:54:22,531 Look at the Chinese! 660 00:54:26,618 --> 00:54:29,121 Fucking kids! - Hush! 661 00:54:30,789 --> 00:54:33,875 Rachid calm down! - Sorry... 662 00:54:34,376 --> 00:54:36,878 Forget it ! 663 00:54:37,546 --> 00:54:40,048 Watch! I'm sure he fucks with the ginger girl! 664 00:54:40,549 --> 00:54:42,551 "Love first!" 665 00:54:44,302 --> 00:54:48,390 Look how close they are! - They're just comedians, they play ! - It's more than a play, look ! 666 00:54:48,390 --> 00:54:52,978 "Do you swear to keep your words" - "Yes" 667 00:54:52,978 --> 00:54:54,646 "Oh joyce!" 668 00:54:55,564 --> 00:54:57,566 I need to take a shit! 669 00:54:59,151 --> 00:55:03,238 What is he doing? It's been one hour! - He's having sex with the ginger ! 670 00:55:04,072 --> 00:55:10,328 I'm proud of you! You played very well. Charles Koffi ! 671 00:55:10,328 --> 00:55:16,251 The ginger girl wasn't enough! He needs more! These Black dudes are Sex Machines for real! 672 00:55:16,251 --> 00:55:19,004 Follow me! We trapped the cousin! 673 00:55:19,004 --> 00:55:23,258 I love Paris so much it's so beautiful! - Oh so beautiful! 674 00:55:36,021 --> 00:55:40,942 Haters gonna hate! Ha Ha! - You speak too much Viviane! Let's go to bed! 675 00:55:40,942 --> 00:55:45,197 He's totally trapped now! Take pictures! 676 00:55:59,294 --> 00:56:03,715 I'm sorry for you Laurette. I know it's not easy to admit! 677 00:56:04,132 --> 00:56:08,470 I warned you about Black guys! - You're totally crazy! It's his sister! 678 00:56:11,473 --> 00:56:16,394 This is his sister? - Yes, his sister Vivianne, she's in Paris for one week! 679 00:56:16,394 --> 00:56:19,731 Ha ha! Sorry... - It's not funny. 680 00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,986 His sister! 681 00:56:25,487 --> 00:56:30,242 Mom and Dad are becoming like zombies and you want to break my couple! 682 00:56:30,242 --> 00:56:33,161 I'm going to crack! 683 00:56:33,829 --> 00:56:37,999 I'm cracking now! 684 00:56:40,001 --> 00:56:44,756 Sorry we'll help you to make the best wedding of the Verneuil family! 685 00:56:45,674 --> 00:56:50,846 This morning, walking on the Loire River side I saw a small field mouse. - Continue... 686 00:56:50,846 --> 00:56:58,103 As a child I use to hate field mouses. It's cute and inoffensive tho... - Continue.... 687 00:56:58,103 --> 00:57:07,279 My fear of the Other, of the Unknown may come from my irrational fear of field mouses! 688 00:57:07,279 --> 00:57:12,367 The field mouses becoming the foreign people! Is it possible? 689 00:57:12,784 --> 00:57:14,870 What do you think about it? 690 00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,539 Field mouses? - Indeed... 691 00:57:17,539 --> 00:57:22,627 So your racism comes from the field mouses' fear? - Not racism! Fear of the Unknown! 692 00:57:22,627 --> 00:57:25,797 So different... - This shrink is great! 693 00:57:25,797 --> 00:57:29,801 He doesn't talk a lot and I progress so much! 694 00:57:29,801 --> 00:57:34,556 Indeed.. You call our sons-in-laws rats and you think feeling better! - Not rats! Field mouses, it's more cute! 695 00:57:34,639 --> 00:57:39,060 It's still a kind of rat! Stop all this non sense ! 696 00:57:39,060 --> 00:57:41,897 Stop spitting on these photos! 697 00:57:44,483 --> 00:57:49,821 Hey I read you Bio Mitzvah Project. I like it! - Really? 698 00:57:49,821 --> 00:57:55,327 It could work? - Yes but 600,000 Jews, this market is too small. 699 00:57:55,327 --> 00:57:59,998 You should make some Organic Halal ! - Are you crazy? I can't do it my Mom will kill me! 700 00:57:59,998 --> 00:58:04,336 5 Millions of Muslim in France, think about it ! 701 00:58:07,272 --> 00:58:10,025 Ah! This is the lover! 702 00:58:10,025 --> 00:58:13,695 Hello! 703 00:58:15,864 --> 00:58:22,371 The paparazzi! - Hello - Hello Charles... - Happy Sunday! 704 00:58:22,371 --> 00:58:26,792 So you don't want any Black in the family? 705 00:58:26,792 --> 00:58:29,378 Give me this for the fridge. - I come with you... 706 00:58:30,796 --> 00:58:34,883 You know the family situation. It's not about racism... - Yes a little bit I think ! 707 00:58:34,883 --> 00:58:39,555 Give up Rachid... we're not excusable. - Sorry Charles, we're real assholes.... 708 00:58:39,555 --> 00:58:43,892 It's ok I understand. You don't want to share the pie with your brother of color! 709 00:58:43,892 --> 00:58:45,644 No C'mon! 710 00:58:45,728 --> 00:58:48,897 Are we the pie? - No sweetheart, it was an image... 711 00:58:48,897 --> 00:58:53,485 So who's who? Let me guess.... Easy! You're Chao - Yes! 712 00:58:53,485 --> 00:58:56,071 Look this face ha! 713 00:58:56,822 --> 00:58:59,241 Now it's harder ! 714 00:58:59,241 --> 00:59:03,662 Nothing resembles anything more than 2 Semitics! 715 00:59:05,414 --> 00:59:08,333 Hummm David and Rachid! - You're right! 716 00:59:09,334 --> 00:59:13,088 Welcome in the family man! - Thanks. 717 00:59:24,850 --> 00:59:29,188 Are you going to fish again? - Yes. - Charles and Laure are waiting for us! 718 00:59:29,188 --> 00:59:33,025 Do it without me! Am I really necessary? 719 00:59:33,025 --> 00:59:36,612 Claude it's important for your daughter and for us! 720 00:59:36,612 --> 00:59:40,365 What's wrong with you? Are you happy with this marriage? - Yes! 721 00:59:40,365 --> 00:59:45,621 It's 2013! World has changed you need to be tolerant! Open to other people ! 722 00:59:45,621 --> 00:59:49,708 You're scary Marie! Really scary! 723 00:59:52,211 --> 00:59:56,298 Ah! Your parents! - Wait! I need to tell you something... 724 00:59:56,632 --> 01:00:02,388 I kinda exaggerated the tolerant side of Africa, you know "open door", "colorblind"... - What do you mean? 725 01:00:04,556 --> 01:00:09,061 My Dad is like yours! But in a Black version! Let's go! 726 01:00:10,479 --> 01:00:14,149 Hello! - Hello Madame, hello Monsieur. 727 01:00:14,149 --> 01:00:17,486 Hey Laure! What's up? - What's up Vivianne? 728 01:00:17,486 --> 01:00:19,405 You go back there! 729 01:00:19,405 --> 01:00:22,574 Where are your parents? The meeting was planned for 18h00 730 01:00:22,574 --> 01:00:25,828 Ah! They're here! Sit down please. 731 01:00:33,252 --> 01:00:37,756 Hello! We're delighted to finally meet you Mr and Ms Koffi 732 01:00:37,756 --> 01:00:41,844 We're delighted too! Right André? 733 01:00:42,553 --> 01:00:46,306 What about the wedding menu? Do you agree with a traditional meal? 734 01:00:46,390 --> 01:00:50,227 What do you mean by traditional? - French traditional! We're in France! 735 01:00:50,352 --> 01:00:53,272 Why not an African traditional meal? - Sorry? 736 01:00:53,272 --> 01:00:59,611 Let's do a mixed meal! African appetizer and French main course! - Mixed like our couple! 737 01:00:59,611 --> 01:01:04,533 Ok but I want an African main course because they isn't enough food in White's cuisine! 738 01:01:04,533 --> 01:01:11,874 Well you probably don't know the Cassoulet Sir! - I know Cassoulet very well ! 739 01:01:11,874 --> 01:01:15,210 And I insist! It's not enough food for me! 740 01:01:15,210 --> 01:01:19,298 No offense Claude... but we eat so much in African weddings! 741 01:01:19,298 --> 01:01:22,885 And you'll need to feed all our cousins! 742 01:01:22,885 --> 01:01:25,804 What cousins? How many of them? 743 01:01:25,804 --> 01:01:33,395 The ones from France, the ones from Abidjan... the Traoré from Germany, the Coulibaly from Italy about 400 people! 744 01:01:33,395 --> 01:01:37,232 Dad we don't need to invite all of them! - Are you ashamed of your family? 745 01:01:37,232 --> 01:01:40,486 No but I don't even know the Traoré ! - Who are these Coulibaly ? 746 01:01:41,236 --> 01:01:44,406 You... shut your mouth! 747 01:01:44,823 --> 01:01:50,829 For us, Monsieur, family is important! - It's important for us too, what do you think? 748 01:01:50,829 --> 01:01:56,502 It will be hard to welcome 400 people and there are few hotels around... 749 01:01:56,502 --> 01:02:02,841 My son told me you have a big home right? - Do you think it's a castel? Like the Chateau de Chambord? 750 01:02:02,841 --> 01:02:07,262 It's not possible! - Except if we put tents in our yard. 751 01:02:07,262 --> 01:02:10,349 Why not some African huts! - Dad please... 752 01:02:10,349 --> 01:02:17,022 For Rachid's wedding we put some tents in the yard. It was a lot of people and it was great! 753 01:02:17,022 --> 01:02:23,028 Rachid? Those people are Bedouin! They are use to it! Here in Abidjan we live in permanent houses! 754 01:02:25,864 --> 01:02:29,451 What about budget and finance? - We'll see that later! 755 01:02:29,451 --> 01:02:35,207 No! I want to see it now! - What? You don't trust us? 756 01:02:36,208 --> 01:02:41,547 Enough Dad... Let's talk about something else! - Good idea! What about music and dance? 757 01:02:41,964 --> 01:02:49,138 I hope you like Coupé-Décalé ! - Unfortunately I don't know what is it.... 758 01:02:51,056 --> 01:02:59,481 Coupé Décalé! Coupé Décalé ... 759 01:03:00,649 --> 01:03:05,571 What is he doing? - It's his own dance I guess.... 760 01:03:09,825 --> 01:03:11,577 Great... 761 01:03:14,455 --> 01:03:18,792 Idi Amin Dada comes with 400 guests and he doesn't want to pay anything? - He said we'll see that later. 762 01:03:18,876 --> 01:03:21,378 Later? I know this scam... 763 01:03:21,086 --> 01:03:24,006 How's he going to pay? With CFA Franc? 764 01:03:24,006 --> 01:03:28,677 I warn you! No negotiation on finances! It's a question of principles! 765 01:03:29,511 --> 01:03:34,016 Where are you going? - To sleep in the sofa, I had enough with your racist comments! 766 01:03:36,435 --> 01:03:40,939 Go play with your field mouses old crazy woman! - I've heard you! Fascist! 767 01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:44,610 Catholic leftist! 768 01:03:48,113 --> 01:03:51,700 I didn't like how patronizing was this White man! 769 01:03:51,700 --> 01:03:55,454 Did you see how suspicious he was when we talked about money? 770 01:03:55,454 --> 01:04:01,293 Listen! If you break this marriage I'll do the strike! (Sex boycott) 771 01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:05,881 The strike?... - The strike! 772 01:04:09,435 --> 01:04:15,691 I know my Dad, he'll try to destroy this wedding. - Mine too... 773 01:04:15,691 --> 01:04:19,195 We should have made the Civil Union only... 774 01:04:21,363 --> 01:04:30,122 What about a white rose alley with colored hoops? 775 01:04:30,122 --> 01:04:36,462 Do whatever you want Gérald. I want this wedding to be the best day of her life! - It will be! 776 01:04:42,485 --> 01:04:47,824 What's going on Josianne? - I prepare your room for the guests. 777 01:04:48,157 --> 01:04:56,666 What are you doing with our room? - The Koffi would have done the same for us in Africa! 778 01:04:56,666 --> 01:05:01,087 My bed my daughter what's next? My credit card? 779 01:05:10,179 --> 01:05:12,932 God! He's wearing a boubou! - So what? 780 01:05:12,932 --> 01:05:17,186 He usually wears a Western suit. He just wants to provocate your Dad! - No relax... 781 01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:23,443 Air France! Never again! - What a monster! - He didn't even say hello! 782 01:05:23,443 --> 01:05:25,862 What happened to him? - He made a scandal in the plane! 783 01:05:25,862 --> 01:05:31,617 They refused to outclass him. - He had a Business Class ticket? - No! They outclassed him by mistake one day, so now he wants it every time ! 784 01:05:32,368 --> 01:05:34,787 Your Dad is awful! 785 01:05:34,787 --> 01:05:37,790 How did you spend 35 years with him Mom? 786 01:05:38,708 --> 01:05:42,295 So beautiful! Come kiss me my daughter! 787 01:05:47,133 --> 01:05:50,219 If I hear a racist comment I'll hit him! 788 01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:55,057 Papa be cool please! - I'm not Uncle Ben! 789 01:05:57,727 --> 01:06:04,484 A little appetizer before dinner. - Thanks Ms Verneuil. - Madeleine, call me Marie! 790 01:06:05,318 --> 01:06:11,741 Our bedroom is ready for you. It's the best one. - So nice! - We're the same family! 791 01:06:11,741 --> 01:06:13,910 Well Not yet! 792 01:06:16,078 --> 01:06:21,000 I hope your room is not too humid. Humidity makes me sick! 793 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:29,342 Oh yes! It's very humid! It's almost moldy! But you can find an hotel in the south, weather is drier there... 794 01:06:31,844 --> 01:06:40,436 About the banquet, our cook can make a French appetizer and an Ivoirian main course! 795 01:06:40,436 --> 01:06:45,358 Great! We'll eat Attiéké poisson braisé with Gnamakoudji juice! - What?... 796 01:06:45,358 --> 01:06:47,777 Gnamakoudji juice... 797 01:06:48,778 --> 01:06:51,614 Finally we'll be less than expected... 798 01:06:51,614 --> 01:06:54,450 How much? - About 10 ... 799 01:06:54,450 --> 01:06:59,122 They all cancelled their trip. - But we already gave a deposit.... 800 01:06:59,122 --> 01:07:03,126 Didn't you take a cancellation insurance? - Certainly not ! 801 01:07:03,543 --> 01:07:08,548 You should have... African man is unpredictable. 802 01:07:10,967 --> 01:07:14,887 Do you like it? - Yes but it's small... 803 01:07:16,973 --> 01:07:20,893 I would like this Bible text for the Mass. To read together. 804 01:07:28,317 --> 01:07:31,404 It's my favorite part! 805 01:07:31,988 --> 01:07:36,159 Hello Mrs. Verneuil! - Hello Father! - Already here? - Yes, we're busy... 806 01:07:36,492 --> 01:07:40,079 I'm under pressure: the first religious wedding of a Verneuil daughter! 807 01:07:40,079 --> 01:07:43,916 You look radiant it's nice! - Thanks. 808 01:07:43,916 --> 01:07:49,672 This is Mrs. Koffi. - Hello Ms Koffi! - Hello Father, I'm Charles' Mother. 809 01:07:49,672 --> 01:07:52,592 Charles? - The groom. - The groom? 810 01:07:53,509 --> 01:07:56,929 Laure's groom? - Yes. 811 01:08:01,184 --> 01:08:05,438 Why is he laughing like this? - What's happening? - Nothing, sorry. 812 01:08:09,025 --> 01:08:10,777 I'll be right back. 813 01:08:13,529 --> 01:08:16,199 He's always happy... 814 01:08:33,466 --> 01:08:37,720 I'm killing you! 9-2 ! - My racquet sucks! - We've the same racquet! 815 01:08:40,139 --> 01:08:43,392 Rachid? Can I ask you something? - Later, we're playing! 816 01:08:43,392 --> 01:08:46,646 Calm down man! It's not the Olympic Games... 817 01:08:46,813 --> 01:08:49,982 I want to start a business in the Halal market. - Halal? You? 818 01:08:50,650 --> 01:08:56,239 With Chao's bank help. But upscale Halal! "High level" ! 819 01:08:56,239 --> 01:08:59,575 100% organic! - Its name: "The OrgArab" ! 820 01:08:59,575 --> 01:09:04,497 OrgArab? - Organic + Arab = OrgArab! I found the name by myself! 821 01:09:04,497 --> 01:09:06,749 This name is so messed up! 822 01:09:06,749 --> 01:09:11,337 I told you it was messed up! - Do you think so too? - I couldn't imagine more messed up! 823 01:09:11,337 --> 01:09:13,840 The idea is good though but... 824 01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:17,176 a Jew and a Chinese trying to steal the Muslim's business... 825 01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:23,182 It can be dangerous for you guys! You'll need a good laywer... Arab laywer! 826 01:09:25,351 --> 01:09:28,604 Shall we hire him? - Yes! 827 01:09:29,689 --> 01:09:32,692 Thanks guys! I hate being a lawyer in Bobigny! 828 01:09:32,692 --> 01:09:36,112 Well... Poor France! 829 01:09:38,197 --> 01:09:43,119 We met each other in a court of law. She pleaded against me and she won... 830 01:09:44,704 --> 01:09:47,707 I lost my trial but I won my wife! 831 01:09:49,292 --> 01:09:53,629 What about you Chao? - Well... randomly, 832 01:09:53,629 --> 01:10:00,386 ... in my office. - I was always in the red and he was very comprehensive with me! 833 01:10:01,721 --> 01:10:05,057 Do you have sex with your clients? 834 01:10:08,144 --> 01:10:11,314 No I marry them! 835 01:10:11,814 --> 01:10:15,401 What about you two? - In the theater.... 836 01:10:15,401 --> 01:10:20,323 Enough for me! I'm going to sleep. 837 01:10:24,994 --> 01:10:27,413 Communists! 838 01:10:29,499 --> 01:10:33,836 I'm leaving too! - Dad please... 839 01:10:47,683 --> 01:10:53,022 You don't sleep? - No I can't stop thinking about Bokassa sleeping in my bed! 840 01:10:54,023 --> 01:10:57,527 Just ask! No need to be violent! 841 01:10:57,527 --> 01:11:00,279 Why did you give them our bedroom? 842 01:11:00,279 --> 01:11:02,615 "Thursday July 3th. 2 days before the marriage" 843 01:11:07,372 --> 01:11:11,000 Mom where is my self-portrait? Did you sell it? 844 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:16,005 No... But you're right... where's this nice painting? 845 01:11:16,005 --> 01:11:19,759 You should ask your Dad where's the painting. 846 01:11:19,759 --> 01:11:22,387 I'm sure you sold it! 847 01:11:23,096 --> 01:11:28,226 I feel dizzy... I'm hot... 848 01:11:28,226 --> 01:11:32,897 Odile! Isabelle! Come take care of your sister! My class is starting... 849 01:11:36,860 --> 01:11:38,862 They sold it! 850 01:11:38,862 --> 01:11:42,198 There are 3 butcheries in the area. 851 01:11:43,408 --> 01:11:47,412 Papa why did you sell the Ségolène's painting? 852 01:11:47,412 --> 01:11:51,040 One moment please... - She's mad now. 853 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:56,671 Use your brain! Who would buy an ugly painting like this? It fell when I moved it to the attic! 854 01:11:56,671 --> 01:12:03,761 It was always in the attic except when Ségolène came to visit. - That's smart! 855 01:12:04,095 --> 01:12:10,018 Well sorry, these people are visiting. Roof and plumbing were renovated in 2007. 856 01:12:10,018 --> 01:12:13,772 Papa! what's happening? - Please, continue the visit without me.. 857 01:12:14,939 --> 01:12:21,196 Are you selling the home? - Yes! But don't worry your Mom will get her part of the money. 858 01:12:22,655 --> 01:12:26,075 I'm going to travel around the world! 859 01:12:26,075 --> 01:12:31,206 It's now or I'll get too old! What's wrong? You gave me this idea actually! 860 01:12:31,206 --> 01:12:36,085 I want some exoticism too ! With some luck I'll find a sexy wife. 861 01:12:36,711 --> 01:12:42,342 Tahitian.. Papuan.. Eskimo! Everything's possible in our family! 862 01:12:42,342 --> 01:12:45,887 Are you going to leave Mom? - Yes but she'll adapt! 863 01:12:45,887 --> 01:12:49,641 We don't have the same values anyway. 864 01:12:50,475 --> 01:12:55,480 Listen! Difference of values... Zumba! - Mom likes Zumba? 865 01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:58,399 Indeed she likes Zumba... 866 01:12:59,859 --> 01:13:04,989 Come! - Zumba all day! It's breaking my ears! 867 01:13:29,597 --> 01:13:34,686 My shrink asked me to practice some sports! 868 01:13:34,686 --> 01:13:38,231 I love Zumba! - Me too! 869 01:13:39,149 --> 01:13:41,901 Did you know Dad was selling the home to do a trip around the world? 870 01:13:41,985 --> 01:13:44,904 Good riddance! 871 01:13:50,743 --> 01:13:54,080 The 2 grumblers shouldn't be together... - Certainly not! 872 01:13:56,499 --> 01:14:01,045 Are you ok Ségolène? - Yes I'm good... 873 01:14:03,131 --> 01:14:07,552 They all want coffee? - Yes and tea for Mom and Madeleine. 874 01:14:08,052 --> 01:14:13,266 What a dinner! - It was terrible, I'm so sad. 875 01:14:13,892 --> 01:14:20,774 We need to talk with Laure and Ségolène. - No, Ségo is not ready and Laure will feel guilty. 876 01:14:20,774 --> 01:14:25,361 No Laure is strong! It's not her fault if our parents are divorcing! 877 01:14:40,376 --> 01:14:42,879 Not tonight! I don't want... 878 01:14:42,879 --> 01:14:47,467 What a beginning... Not even married and we stop having sex! - It's not funny! 879 01:14:47,967 --> 01:14:49,886 Good night. 880 01:14:51,221 --> 01:14:53,181 Good night. 881 01:14:54,557 --> 01:14:56,559 "Friday July 4th. One day before wedding" 882 01:15:04,067 --> 01:15:08,446 I've had a good Jewish friend! - Really? 883 01:15:08,446 --> 01:15:12,992 His name was Levy! A dentist. He made all my teeth crowns. 884 01:15:13,868 --> 01:15:18,540 Look the quality! - Wow... It's nice... 885 01:15:19,082 --> 01:15:22,919 Mr Verneuil! - What? - I want to talk face to face. 886 01:15:22,919 --> 01:15:27,006 I can't Mr Koffi. I've an appointment... - It's important! 887 01:15:27,006 --> 01:15:31,761 Ok, I listen... - I said, face to face... 888 01:15:42,271 --> 01:15:44,356 Shit! 889 01:15:45,524 --> 01:15:49,361 We're going to get closer to each other in the future. 890 01:15:49,361 --> 01:15:53,449 I want to make things clear Mr Verneuil ! 891 01:15:53,449 --> 01:15:56,994 I disapprove the marriage! - What a surprise! 892 01:15:56,994 --> 01:16:01,582 I'm not racist! But I want my son to marry a Black woman! 893 01:16:01,582 --> 01:16:04,293 An African! An Ivoirian! 894 01:16:04,293 --> 01:16:09,381 I'm not racist too but I want my daughter to marry a White, European and French man! 895 01:16:09,923 --> 01:16:13,135 Really? Do you disapprove this marriage too? - Of course I disapprove! 896 01:16:13,135 --> 01:16:18,640 I thought you were a Communist ! - What? A communist! I'm a Gaullist! 897 01:16:19,308 --> 01:16:24,897 Awwww I'm Gaullist too! Except his African policies... What a disaster! 898 01:16:24,897 --> 01:16:29,401 Humm.. African leaders took advantage of the situation pretty well! 899 01:16:29,401 --> 01:16:32,529 Funny! Why is it always White men's fault ? 900 01:16:32,529 --> 01:16:38,452 Because, Sir, you looted Africa and you are still looting today! 901 01:16:38,452 --> 01:16:42,956 We've nothing left! Not even the cocoa! - Yes, yes... What about the wedding? 902 01:16:42,956 --> 01:16:47,127 You were supposed to pay half of it. Where's my money? 903 01:16:48,378 --> 01:16:52,883 So little! We were talking geopolitics and important things! 904 01:16:52,883 --> 01:16:57,221 I'm tired of your damned financial concerns! - What? I'm tired of you too! 905 01:16:57,221 --> 01:17:01,850 Because of you I slept in the attic! - Be careful! Watch your tone! 906 01:17:01,850 --> 01:17:04,978 Otherwise.... - Otherwise what? 907 01:17:08,190 --> 01:17:10,484 Help me! 908 01:17:10,484 --> 01:17:12,986 It's a Northern Pike! 909 01:17:15,489 --> 01:17:17,783 It's a beast! A beast! 910 01:17:17,783 --> 01:17:21,328 He's getting tired! 911 01:17:22,496 --> 01:17:25,833 Wow! Kate Middleton should take example on you! 912 01:17:28,418 --> 01:17:32,172 Are you ok? - Sure... Parents are divorcing because of me! 913 01:17:37,386 --> 01:17:42,307 Ségo it's not your fault! - We're all responsible! 914 01:17:45,853 --> 01:17:50,858 She's having a sad moment... - It was the same for my wedding Darling! 915 01:17:50,858 --> 01:17:53,986 Sad to leave parent's home right? 916 01:17:56,488 --> 01:17:59,074 What's wrong Ségolène? 917 01:17:59,408 --> 01:18:04,413 Oh... It's just your normal mood! I'm busy I need to go! 918 01:18:05,873 --> 01:18:09,418 Did you see your Dad by the way? - No... 919 01:18:12,838 --> 01:18:15,257 Nice catch! 920 01:18:15,883 --> 01:18:18,677 It's heavy! 921 01:18:18,677 --> 01:18:21,805 Argh! I thought he was dead! 922 01:18:21,805 --> 01:18:25,559 I didn't hit him hard enough! 923 01:18:27,561 --> 01:18:35,360 Are you going to be all right? - I was in the Marine! A little French fish won't put me down! 924 01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:39,323 So what were we talking about? - The marriage... 925 01:18:39,865 --> 01:18:43,410 I disapprove ! Disapprove totally ! 926 01:18:43,702 --> 01:18:50,167 What shall we do Mr. Koffi? Priest kidnapping? - I've actually thought about it! 927 01:18:50,167 --> 01:18:52,169 Me too... 928 01:18:53,921 --> 01:18:59,218 So? Not enough food in White people's meal? - Mmmm! Very good... for an appetizer! 929 01:19:03,096 --> 01:19:04,890 Another one! 930 01:19:08,227 --> 01:19:13,440 Madeleine did you see my husband? - No, I'm looking for mine too. 931 01:19:13,816 --> 01:19:18,862 They're fishing. - Fishing? But there is a lot of work to do! 932 01:19:19,154 --> 01:19:22,491 Ah men... Men are lazy! 933 01:19:24,076 --> 01:19:28,038 We shall call them. - Don't worry! - I don't feel it... 934 01:19:30,041 --> 01:19:33,670 You know what? Diversity doesn't work! It's scientifically proven! 935 01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:37,340 Scientifically? - Demonstration: 936 01:19:41,094 --> 01:19:44,848 Oil ... Water... 937 01:19:47,475 --> 01:19:50,186 I'm mixing it... 938 01:19:51,020 --> 01:19:54,649 You see it doesn't mix! This is the proof! 939 01:19:54,649 --> 01:19:56,943 Nice demonstration... 940 01:19:58,528 --> 01:20:02,699 What about Chapucino? - What? - I mean Cappuccino! 941 01:20:03,408 --> 01:20:06,870 Milk and coffee can mix very well! 942 01:20:08,079 --> 01:20:11,749 It's true. My demonstration was stupid. 943 01:20:12,917 --> 01:20:16,129 Let me pay another Calvados ! 944 01:20:16,546 --> 01:20:19,549 Hell no! It's my wife! 945 01:20:20,508 --> 01:20:23,136 Mine too! Damn.. 946 01:20:23,636 --> 01:20:25,430 Hey! One Calvados! 947 01:20:25,638 --> 01:20:29,893 Mail box... - We're going to find them. Where does he fish ? 948 01:20:29,893 --> 01:20:32,812 In this little pond where I taught you swimming. 949 01:20:34,689 --> 01:20:38,151 We're having a good time! Why don't they leave us alone! 950 01:20:38,151 --> 01:20:40,236 One Calvados bottle! 951 01:20:43,782 --> 01:20:47,952 Are you sure it's here? - Of course! I spend all my childhood here! 952 01:20:47,952 --> 01:20:50,246 Oh relax! 953 01:20:54,417 --> 01:20:57,003 Bye, thank you. 954 01:20:57,754 --> 01:21:02,300 Gérard! It fits very well! Ha ha! - Take the menu for your wife. 955 01:21:02,300 --> 01:21:06,471 You're going to marry an Ivoirian lady now! Yes... sure... 956 01:21:11,392 --> 01:21:15,688 André do you want a dessert? -Yes, I know which one! 957 01:21:16,397 --> 01:21:21,820 Hello Monsieur! I would like a Tête de Nègre! (Negro Face) - Excuse me? 958 01:21:21,820 --> 01:21:24,656 One Tête de nègre! Are you deaf ? 959 01:21:24,656 --> 01:21:27,450 Koffi! Is it what you're looking for? 960 01:21:28,701 --> 01:21:33,498 René! Call the police these 2 crazy guys want to make trouble! 961 01:21:33,832 --> 01:21:38,920 Yes! I recognize it! It's a Tête de Nègre! - It's full of Tête de Nègre! 962 01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:42,590 No Sir! It's the same recipe but we call it Chocolate Meringue now. 963 01:21:42,590 --> 01:21:45,176 Chocolate Meringue?... 964 01:21:46,344 --> 01:21:52,684 I know you changed the name because I'm here! I know you still call it Tête de Nègre with your clients! - Not at all! 965 01:21:52,892 --> 01:21:57,480 Let's check it then! Ok Claude? - We've all day! 966 01:21:59,065 --> 01:22:02,902 Tête de nègre! - No, Chocolate Meringue. "Choco Face" eventually... 967 01:22:03,445 --> 01:22:06,364 Choco Face.... 968 01:22:10,076 --> 01:22:14,581 Dad's handkerchief! - Are you sure? - Yes! Look there are his name initials! 969 01:22:15,206 --> 01:22:19,711 I hope my Dad didn't beat him. - What? Do you think he could beat him? 970 01:22:20,336 --> 01:22:23,631 He's a savage! - Savage? Watch your tongue! 971 01:22:23,631 --> 01:22:28,553 Don't play the susceptible guy please! -I wouldn't be surprised if your Dad made a racist comment! 972 01:22:29,721 --> 01:22:32,640 Name initials on a handkerchief! That's really a White man thing! 973 01:22:35,101 --> 01:22:37,437 Leave me alone! 974 01:22:37,437 --> 01:22:39,939 You're making a mistake I'm a notary! 975 01:22:40,774 --> 01:22:44,110 I'm working with Creuset notary studies! - Never heard about it! 976 01:22:44,736 --> 01:22:48,072 You'll regret it! Watch out! My boubou! 977 01:22:53,787 --> 01:22:56,998 I found Dad's handkerchief! - What happened? 978 01:22:56,998 --> 01:22:59,542 Give me this Marie! I'm a lawyer! 979 01:23:00,376 --> 01:23:04,547 It seems to be blood. I'll call local hospitals and police stations! 980 01:23:05,048 --> 01:23:08,384 ... and morgues! - Not yet Ségolène... 981 01:23:10,261 --> 01:23:14,641 André, do you have a lot of immigrants in Côte d'Ivoire ? 982 01:23:14,849 --> 01:23:19,562 Too much! There are Lebanese, Arabs, Chinese... 983 01:23:20,063 --> 01:23:22,482 At least you don't have any Black immigrants! 984 01:23:28,822 --> 01:23:31,407 Excellent! 985 01:23:31,407 --> 01:23:35,203 Why are you laughing? - His joke was awesome! 986 01:23:35,203 --> 01:23:37,997 Relax André! You laugh too. 987 01:23:37,997 --> 01:23:42,794 You can laugh at everything but not with everyone! - Don't point the finger at me! 988 01:23:43,128 --> 01:23:46,965 Watch your tone Albino! - Get back Kirikou ! 989 01:23:46,965 --> 01:23:48,842 André! 990 01:23:49,801 --> 01:23:51,761 Claude... 991 01:23:54,055 --> 01:24:00,019 Exactly... Indeed... Thanks a lot. Bye. 992 01:24:01,062 --> 01:24:03,565 They found them! 993 01:24:04,399 --> 01:24:07,318 They're at Chinon's jail. - For what reason? 994 01:24:07,318 --> 01:24:10,447 Public drunkenness! Insulting public servant! - What! 995 01:24:10,447 --> 01:24:14,826 It can be serious... - Mom! We're going to be deported from France! 996 01:24:15,326 --> 01:24:19,080 Our wedding ceremony is screwed up! They got what they wanted! 997 01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:35,680 Let me talk ok? 998 01:24:36,598 --> 01:24:40,769 I'm sorry Claude. It's the fault of this idiot of Abino! 999 01:24:40,769 --> 01:24:43,188 I'm not a fucking Albino! My Dad's blond! 1000 01:24:43,188 --> 01:24:49,444 Seriously Claude isn't he albino? - I don't give a shit! My nose is broken! 1001 01:24:50,361 --> 01:24:56,618 Finally! They're coming for us! My son-in-law is a lawyer! 1002 01:24:56,618 --> 01:24:58,703 I don't understand ... 1003 01:24:58,703 --> 01:25:03,917 Who are you for Mr Verneuil? - His son-in-law! 1004 01:25:04,876 --> 01:25:07,587 What about you? - His son in law. 1005 01:25:09,047 --> 01:25:12,383 His son-in-law too I guess... - Yes officer. 1006 01:25:16,846 --> 01:25:20,099 If you say you're his son-in-law I'll blow a fuse! - Almost... 1007 01:25:20,099 --> 01:25:23,103 Almost? - I'm Mr. Koffi's son. 1008 01:25:23,103 --> 01:25:27,690 Tomorrow I'll marry Mr Verneuil's daughter. So I'm almost his son-in-law. 1009 01:25:29,234 --> 01:25:33,530 Get out of here! Get the fuck out ! 1010 01:25:38,326 --> 01:25:41,746 I never said he was as good as Robert Badinter! (famous lawyer) 1011 01:25:56,052 --> 01:26:01,057 Everything's fine. Hopefully they'll be freed just before the wedding ceremony! - Hopefully? 1012 01:26:02,100 --> 01:26:04,310 Hopefully... 1013 01:26:11,901 --> 01:26:14,195 What are you doing? 1014 01:26:14,737 --> 01:26:17,115 I come back to Paris. 1015 01:26:17,949 --> 01:26:20,660 I want to cancel everything. It cannot work! - Are you kidding me? 1016 01:26:20,785 --> 01:26:24,497 Is it because we had an argument earlier? - Not at all! - So what? 1017 01:26:24,622 --> 01:26:29,210 Our families can't be friends! -We love each other, it what's matter! 1018 01:26:29,210 --> 01:26:32,547 We'll suffer of this situation in the future! 1019 01:26:33,173 --> 01:26:36,509 Charles my parents want to divorce! 1020 01:26:37,552 --> 01:26:44,142 It's going too far! - Could you tell to our future child that their grandparents divorced because of us? 1021 01:26:45,059 --> 01:26:48,730 No I couldn't... 1022 01:27:01,659 --> 01:27:05,163 Don't be mad at me! I'm sorry. 1023 01:27:07,916 --> 01:27:10,710 "Saturday July 5th. Wedding day" 1024 01:27:15,840 --> 01:27:20,011 Let's do some fish quenelles! It's delicious! 1025 01:27:22,388 --> 01:27:28,019 You're so welcoming... What's wrong? Someone's dead? - We need to talk! - We need to talk! 1026 01:27:28,853 --> 01:27:33,316 Give us a break! We're hungry! - Shut your mouth! 1027 01:27:33,775 --> 01:27:40,865 Listen guys! You have to bring back Laure and Charles for 11am in the church! 1028 01:27:40,865 --> 01:27:42,951 Otherwise don't even come back here! 1029 01:27:42,951 --> 01:27:45,453 Right Madeleine? - Exactly! 1030 01:27:45,453 --> 01:27:48,039 What happened? 1031 01:28:04,931 --> 01:28:07,725 Where's my daughter? - In the train... 1032 01:28:10,270 --> 01:28:13,690 Incapable of keeping his wife! Good-for-nothing ! 1033 01:28:36,754 --> 01:28:41,009 Laure! How can you be so irrational! 1034 01:28:41,009 --> 01:28:45,180 I prefer to cancel the wedding rather than watching both of you fighting in the church ! 1035 01:28:45,180 --> 01:28:48,308 What're you talking about? We're the best friends of the world! Right André ? 1036 01:28:48,308 --> 01:28:50,310 We love each other! 1037 01:28:50,310 --> 01:28:54,063 You're always fighting! I found your handkerchief full of blood! - It's nothing! 1038 01:28:54,063 --> 01:28:57,192 It was a Blood Pact! Like brothers! 1039 01:28:57,192 --> 01:29:02,989 Blood Pact with your nose Dad? It's too late anyway, it's a direct train to Paris! 1040 01:29:06,242 --> 01:29:09,913 Oh la la ! Please! 1041 01:29:10,205 --> 01:29:13,958 He is having malaise! Stop the train! 1042 01:29:13,958 --> 01:29:18,963 He is the Burundi Finance Minister! Hurry up! 1043 01:29:20,548 --> 01:29:24,302 Burundi? - It's working! 1044 01:29:52,872 --> 01:29:56,835 Don't be worried! She'll come! Beautiful ladies are always late! 1045 01:29:56,835 --> 01:30:00,338 Actually I don't know ha! That's what people told me! 1046 01:31:12,619 --> 01:31:19,083 As a soldier I'll make a clear and concise speech! 1047 01:31:19,626 --> 01:31:21,586 I didn't want him to talk... 1048 01:31:21,586 --> 01:31:25,131 Today is a big day for my family. 1049 01:31:25,131 --> 01:31:27,425 It's a relief ! 1050 01:31:27,425 --> 01:31:33,890 My elder son is finally taken! With a gorgeous lady! 1051 01:31:34,432 --> 01:31:38,603 To be honest I was starting to be worried! 1052 01:31:38,603 --> 01:31:46,194 Especially since he missed his Baccalauréat.. and started a joke of a job ! 1053 01:31:49,322 --> 01:31:54,327 Son! I'm teasing you! I'm proud of you! 1054 01:31:56,329 --> 01:32:00,166 I'm also proud of my French family in law! 1055 01:32:00,583 --> 01:32:04,045 Claude! - Thanks André. 1056 01:32:09,342 --> 01:32:13,513 Thanks! I'm also very happy for this wedding. 1057 01:32:14,264 --> 01:32:18,017 To be honest I'm kind of jealous! 1058 01:32:18,017 --> 01:32:23,022 Charles and Laure are young, beautiful and intelligent! 1059 01:32:23,022 --> 01:32:26,651 You're going to do a great honey moon! It's unfair ! 1060 01:32:26,651 --> 01:32:31,156 So I had an idea... Marie? 1061 01:32:31,156 --> 01:32:34,993 Do you want to do another honey moon with me? 1062 01:32:37,912 --> 01:32:40,957 Yes! - Perfect! 1063 01:32:40,957 --> 01:32:43,126 We'll go all over the world! 1064 01:32:43,126 --> 01:32:46,254 We'll visit Chao's family in Beijing, ... 1065 01:32:46,254 --> 01:32:49,174 Rachid's family in Algiers! ... 1066 01:32:49,174 --> 01:32:53,761 David's one in Tel-Aviv! And Finally we'll visit Abidjan! 1067 01:32:53,761 --> 01:32:58,558 Where I'll collect my money André! - I'll give you a money transfer! 1068 01:32:58,558 --> 01:33:00,226 Thanks. 1069 01:33:00,351 --> 01:33:04,522 Just married! 1070 01:33:35,470 --> 01:33:47,148 (Coupé-décalé music) 1071 01:33:49,234 --> 01:33:54,239 Traduction: Monsieur Dieu 91494

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