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[theme music]
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(male narrator) Superman!
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Wonder Woman!
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Batman and Robin!
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Aquaman!
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Black Vulcan!
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Samurai!
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Apache Chief!
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El Dorado!
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Together they form the world's greatest force
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dedicated to truth, peace and justice for all mankind.
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These are the "Super Friends!"
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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(male narrator) As an unknown craft nears the planet Earth
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the Justice League satellite's early warning system..
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[beeping]
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...alerts the Super Friends.
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Censors are picking up a UFO in Sector 07.
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Robin and I have patrol shift, Superman. We'll take care of it.
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[machine beeping]
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vroom
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(male narrator) Moments later, as Batman and Robin
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speed toward the mysterious intruder..
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[beeping]
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Censors show alien craft dead ahead, Batman.
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Should be making visual contact any..
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Great Gotham! I've never seen anything like it.
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(alien #1) 'Look! A tiny spaceship.'
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- Should we zap it? - Yeah, let's zap 'em.
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Nah, that's no fun. We did that with the last ships we saw.
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I know. Let's go out and play with them.
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I just hope whoever's in there is friendly.
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Hailing frequency ready, Batman.
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Wait. Someone's coming out.
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Holy space juveniles! They're children!
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[laughing]
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Look! They're tiny.
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I wonder where they come from.
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Orlo, catch!
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They must think we're some sort of play thing.
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[chuckling] Got it.
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[air hissing]
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Air seals have ruptured, Batman!
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We're losing pressure.
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You broke it.
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It's not my fault.
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You threw it too hard.
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Stop arguing, Zenny.
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We don't need this stupid thing, anyway.
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There are probably a lot more just like it
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on that planet over there.
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whoosh
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[devices beeping]
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It's no good, Batman.
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The fuel cells are dead
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and the radio's burned out.
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We're drifting back toward Earth's atmosphere.
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We'll burn up like a meteor.
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Great Scott! Batman and Robin are in trouble!
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This is a job for Superman!
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vroom
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[devices beeping]
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[air hissing]
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Only three seconds left before we break apart.
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swoosh
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Another few seconds and you two would've looked
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like a Fourth-of-July firework.
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Thanks for the rescue, Superman.
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But we've got another problem to handle.
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Three problems is more like it.
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(male narrator) Meanwhile, on the opposite end of Metropolis..
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Hey! Slowpoke! Ain't you ever heard of a gas pedal?
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[dramatic music]
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thud
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[crowd screaming]
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Space craters! What a place!
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(Orlo) 'We could play here forever!'
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I never saw anything like this in the galactic toy store.
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[people screaming]
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thud
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Vroom, vroom, vroom!
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My, what lovely dolls!
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[people screaming]
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Hello, you cute little creatures.
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I have pets back home just your size.
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Hey, Zenny, bet I can climb this building faster than you!
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[music continues]
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[screaming]
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Hey, guys, look at me!
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It looks like your alien space children have found Metropolis.
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And they're treating it as if it were a playground.
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We'd better get out of here before
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it becomes a playground of doom.
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Vroom! Beep-beep. Beep-beep.
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[dramatic music]
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[rattling]
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whirr
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vroom
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screech
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Batman, there's one of them now.
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Now to crash them.
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Quick, Robin, fire the Bat-cables.
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click
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Hey, what's goin' on?
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It's you!
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Yes, and I'm afraid we're going to have to
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put an end to your little games.
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(Zenny) 'Oh, no, you won't!'
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whistle
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♪ First real space track in my hand ♪
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♪ Grab another space track yes I can ♪♪
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(male narrator) Meanwhile, a small plane approaches
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unaware of the impending danger.
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Down there's the baseball stadium
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and there's the Hall of Justice.
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Jeff, look!
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(Jeff) I don't believe what I see!
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vroom
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Zenny, look what I just caught.
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I wonder if it stings.
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I don't sting, but I've been known to at times.
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I'll be back for you later.
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Hey! Nobody takes my toys away!
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Thanks, Superman.
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Okay, little man.
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Here comes the shooter.
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You'll lose all your marbles if you play with me.
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[pulsating]
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Great Scott! It's a kryptonite marble.
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Superman's in trouble.
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We've got to find a way to stop these space children.
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And I think I just figured out how to do it.
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Follow me, Robin.
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[marble pulsating]
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(male narrator) With little time to spare, the Bat-rocket
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streaks up into deep space on a mysterious mission..
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...returning a short time later.
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We'll give you just one more chance to clean up
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the mess you've made and leave us in peace.
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Ha! You'll give us the chance?
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We'll give you a chance..
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...to hide before we come and get you.
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Don't say we didn't warn you.
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Okay, they're all yours.
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[beeping]
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[zapping]
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(all) Mother! Father!
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Haven't I told you, you must never play
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outside the galactic boundary?
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Yes, but, uh..
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Zenny, you're the oldest.
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You should have known better.
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(male #1) 'Now apologize to the Super Friends'
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'and clean up this mess.'
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(all) We're sorry.
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Try to forgive them, Super Friends.
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I promise you, I will teach them greater responsibility.
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I'll feel a lot better when those kids
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have outgrown their toys.
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I know what you mean, Superman.
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But look at the bright side
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'at least they didn't leave muddy footprints'
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'all over the city.'
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[theme music]
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(male narrator) On their weekly journey through the solar system
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the Wonder Twins are at the helm
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of the Justice League patrol craft.
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Jupiter sector all clear, Zan.
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We'll be entering Saturn sector in a few seconds.
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Weekend patrol duty isn't exactly
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the most thrilling assignment in the universe.
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Why couldn't we run into some space pirates
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or maybe a lost planet or--
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[babbling]
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Forget it, Zan.
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Trying to keep Gleek off the ceiling
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is about as exciting as it's gonna get.
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vroom
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boing boing boing
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What on Exxor was that?
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I don't know, looked like a comet.
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vroom
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There it was again.
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Whatever it is, I think it's after us.
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It's our sworn duty to check it out.
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Regardless of the danger.
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vroom vroom
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[babbling]
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On second thought, I think we ought to
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high-tail it out of here.
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We may not have time, Zan.
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Look!
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vroom
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[screaming]
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[Gleek babbles]
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Those weren't comets, they're spaceships.
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Not quite, pointy ears. They're space rods.
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And we're the Space Racers.
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Fastest rocket jockeys this side of Pluto.
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Yeah, we were light draggin'
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when you slowpokes winded into our space.
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Your space? This is a public sector.
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Protected by the Justice League Inter-planetary Federation.
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That's right, and we're the space patrol.
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The speed limit's 55,000 miles per hour in this sector.
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I'm afraid I'm gonna have to write you a ticket.
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Oops! It must've ripped.
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Come on, Wonder Brother, let's teach these
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smart alecs to respect the law.
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- Wonder Twin powers, activate! - Wonder Twin powers, activate!
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Form of a giant squid.
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Form of an ice anchor!
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You're not so fast without your space rod, are you?
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[grunts]
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Lightning, let's beam out.
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I'm with you, Fax.
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You'll wish you signed that ticket
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once we get you back to the Hall of Justice.
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[pulsating]
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Hey, you can't do that!
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Zan, I'm dematerializing.
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(both) Wonder Twin powers, deactivate!
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zap
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Jayna? She's gone!
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Come on, guys, let's burn some space.
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You better give up before you get into anymore trouble.
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It's too late now, sister.
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We're goin' into light speed.
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vroom
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Hang on, Gleek. We're goin' after 'em.
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[babbles]
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vroom
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(male narrator) Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice..
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The satellite scanners indicate three crafts
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violating light speed in Saturn sector.
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And one of them is the Wonder Twins' patrol ship.
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We'd better check it out, Flash.
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Right, I could use a little faster-than-light exercise.
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(male narrator) As Flash and Wonder Woman steel off towards Saturn
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Zan follows the Space Racers
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towards the planet's giant rings.
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Better slow down, Fax.
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Relax, we're gonna lose that flake of a brother
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of yours any second now.
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Lightning, let's race that creep around the rings.
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Right!
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Boy! Five times the speed of light and climbing.
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[babbles]
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[vrooming]
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We're through with this load of ore.
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Let's get it back to the ship.
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What in Jupiter is that!
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I don't know, but they're comin' this way.
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Oh, no, it's a mining ship.
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If we hit it, we're finished.
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vroom
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Oh, no!
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swoosh
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[screaming] Help!
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Those space miners are drifting towards
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Saturn's deadly atmosphere.
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If my timing is exact
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I should be able to lasso them.
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Welcome aboard, fellas.
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swoosh
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Well, I may not drive a space truck
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but I get here a heck of a lot faster than the Auto Club.
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Now this is what I call surfing.
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I can't control it and we're heading straight for Saturn.
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This is a job for the Wonder Twins.
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zap
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We've got to save Jayna, Gleek.
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zap
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[babbles]
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Oh! I guess we don't.
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Come on, Wonder Brother, we've got work to do.
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- Wonder Twin powers, activate! - Wonder Twin powers, activate!
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Shape of an Exxorian space hawk.
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screech
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Form of an ice hook.
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[screeches]
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(Zan) A little lower, Jayna.
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(Jayna) Looks like we hooked ourselves a whopper, Zan!
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(male narrator) Later, at the Hall of Justice..
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We're sorry, Super Friends.
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Next time we visit your solar system
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we'll obey the laws.
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I'm glad you see it our way now.
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Even I run within the speed limit.
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Instead of taking your rocket licenses away
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we're going to give you four weekends of community service.
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Picking up orbiting space junk.
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And speaking of junk, we can start
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by getting rid of this piece.
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[babbling]
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swoosh
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Now that's what I call a star-spangled Gleek.
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[babbling]
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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(male narrator) At this very moment
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in the depths of infinite space
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a strange alien being searches the stars
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for a most unusual prey.
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(male #1) Holorus sector, nothing.
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Draga sector, one skinny snick-map.
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Markab sector, nothing.
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Ah! This galaxy is infested by weaklings.
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I need creatures that are strong, powerful, superior!
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(male #2) We're strong.
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[growling]
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We'll fight you.
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Shut up, you'll need every ounce of your energy
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once we get back to the playing field.
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All I need is two more recruits
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and we'll be ready for the games.
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(male narrator) Meanwhile, in a nearby sector of the galaxy..
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[roaring]
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[crunching]
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[growling]
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It's chewed through the bulkhead.
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We've got to get the passengers to the life pods.
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swish swish swish
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I've got to rescue that life pod
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before that meddle-munching monster devours it.
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[dramatic music]
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If you don't like this hotel, you're gonna
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have to deal with the complaint department..
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...Superman!
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Well, no cavities. I'll fix that.
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pow
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swish swish swish
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(alien #1) Spiraling galaxies!
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Those two Earth beings are just what I've been looking for.
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I must have them!
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(male #3) You've saved the hotel, Super Friends.
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What can we do to repay you?
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Just have yourselves a nice holiday.
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That's the best payment we could get.
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zap
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Superman!
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One down, one to go.
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[rattling]
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I'll give you ten seconds to release her
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or they'll be picking up the pieces of this ship
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in every corner of the galaxy.
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This one's stronger than all the others combined.
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(computer) Computer analysis indicate alien being from Planet Krypton.
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Kryptonite stung ray will immobilize.
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One kryptonite stung blast, coming up.
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zap
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Great Scott! I can't move.
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[dramatic music]
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(male narrator) Later, as the strange spacecraft
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heads for its unknown destination..
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[growls]
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Those two don't look very strong to me.
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Where are we being taken?
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To the stadium.
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What stadium? For what purpose?
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We've been recruited to play spaceball.
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What on Earth is spaceball?
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[laughs]
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You'll find out.
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(male narrator) Light years away, in a distant galaxy..
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[pulsating]
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You can't keep us penned up like this.
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It's against inter-galactic law.
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pow
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Shut up, alien, or I'll feed you another
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blast of my kryptonite ray.
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Excellent. Excellent.
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These beings should do just fine.
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They are strong, aren't they?
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If I don't win the price money on this game, I'm ruined.
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Don't worry, Jag, they're strong.
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Maybe, but have you seen Grove's team?
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[creatures growling]
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(male announcer) 'Ladies and gentlemen, inter-galactic spaceball'
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'is about to begin.'
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'The Milkyway Monsters versus The Beta Destroyers.'
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The rules are simple, 13 points are scored
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when a ball is taken into an opposing team's goal zone.
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What about the other rules? Fouls? Penalties?
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There are no other rules.
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Anything is fair.
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[laughs]
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And play to win, the losing team
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will be baked alive.
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Um, make first play.
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This game shouldn't be any problem.
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There's no rule that says I can't fly.
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Seventeen, hutt, hutt!
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[growls]
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See you in the end zone.
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Hey! This creature is strong as I am.
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[laughing] Stronger!
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[creatures cheering]
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(male announcer) 'The Beta Destroyers have made their first score.'
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'It's 13 to nothing.'
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I thought you said these aliens were tough.
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[dramatic music]
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Time for an interception.
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[creature screeching]
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Think I'll try the old super-blitz.
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Now for a short punt.
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[cheering]
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Way to go, Monsters!
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Listen you guys, the losing team gets wiped out, right?
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But with a little team work, there's a way for us all to win.
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- You game? - Maybe.
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Here's the plan.
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(male announcer) 'With only three seconds left in the game'
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'the score is tied at 91 to 91.'
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'The spaceballs and the monsters one yard line.'
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Okay, you guys, it's time
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for the Justice League roll-out play.
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Ready, Superman!
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The one from Krypton is leading a mutiny. Stop him!
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thwack
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Security alert! All guards to the field!
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[dramatic music]
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No one will escape.
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I'll vaporize them all before they get
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another two feet.
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Somebody ought to teach you some good sportsmanship.
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Hurry! We've got to stop them.
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Looks like it's time for a super-tackle.
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Afraid the only games you'll be playing for a while
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will be in the exercise yard at galactic prison.
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Thank you for helping to free us, Super Friends.
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And thank you, we couldn't have done it without your help.
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With a little team work, even a game like spaceball
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can be turned into a Superbowl!
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[instrumental music]
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[theme music]
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