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(male narrator) Superman!

Wonder Woman!

Batman and Robin!

Aquaman!

Black Vulcan!

Samurai!

Apache Chief!

El Dorado!

Together they form the world's greatest force

dedicated to truth, peace and justice for all mankind.

These are the "Super Friends!"

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

(male narrator) At the world renowned Lucas Institute

a genetic research team

is about to make an unexpected discovery.

These tests cats are looking quite healthy, Kathleen.

I think our project is going to be a big success.

'All we have to do is isolate the gene'

'that's responsible for the cat's night vision '

'and we should be able to greatly improve human vision.'

[Kathleen gasps] Professor Stevens, I think I found it.

We've got to implant this gene

in one of the test cats immediately.

meow

Nice kitty. I'm not going to hurt.

[screeches]

Ow!

Kathleen, are you alright?

Yes, but I knocked over the gene culture.

I gotta wash my hands off.

I, I feel dizzy.

I think we'd better get you over to the infirmary.

[screeches]

No!

Oh, I've been scratched!

[screeches]

[snarling]

Holy tornadoes, Batman!

Why would anyone wanna destroy the research laboratory?

Could be political protesters.

I doubt it.

It looks more like a wild animal did this.

Whatever did do it, amigo, was horrible enough

to turn these gentle kittens into frightened animals.

Professor Stevens and Dr. Kennedy

have been missing for hours.

'If you ask me I'd say it's definitely foul play.'

Judging by the clues it looks more like cats-play.

(male narrator) Later, on the other end of the city..

Who's there?

[screeches]

Alright, whoever you are, freeze!

meow

This one will make a nice addition to pack!

I think we found them, Robin.

Holy felines, Batman!

They've turned into cats!

Easy now.

We've come to help you.

The only way you can help me, Batman

is to become Cat-man.

hiss

crash

These cat-people have quicker reflexes

than I expected.

But not quicker than El Dorado.

hiss

It's not polite to scratch me, amigo.

The Bat-net is the most humane way to catch a cat.

If anyone's going to get caught it's going to be you, rat-man.

[screeches]

Not if I can help it.

Gotcha!

And I've got you now.

I feel dizzy.

meow

Great Gotham!

She turned Robin into a cat!

That's right, Batman, and I'm going to get you next.

Robin! Robin, no!

Batman needs help pronto.

(male narrator) Using his holographic vision

El Dorado creates a three dimensional image

of a pact of wild dogs.

[barking]

[meowing]

- Thanks, El Dorado. - Por nada, Batman.

There's only one way to help Robin and the others.

Come on!

(male narrator) Later, within his incredible Bat-cave

Batman uses his knowledge of molecular biology

to search for an antidote to the mysterious cat gene.

With any luck this should turn

Robin and the others back to normal.

Now all we have to do is find them.

(male narrator) Meanwhile, at the Gotham Zoo..

[growling]

Now, to free our fellow felines.

[snarling]

Okay, Leo, dinner time.

'Calm down, Leo. It's me, your buddy Norman.'

Hello?

Get me the Super Friends quickly!

(male narrator) Meanwhile, as Batman searches for the sinister cat-people..

beep beep

Batman. I'll contact El Dorado and be right there.

(male narrator) Moments later as El Dorado arrives at the Gotham Zoo..

Looks like I got here before Batman.

Better see if I can find that zoo keeper.

[snarling]

[speaking in foreign language]

Next time look before you leap.

And next time you should take your own advice, El Dorado.

I just hope this works.

[snarling]

The antidote!

(Kathleen) Not this time, Batman.

I-I'm turning into a cat.

El Dorado, hurry!

Great Golden Horus!

I've got to get the antidote.

Ah, no one will get this now.

[trumpeting]

I've got to act.

[speaking in foreign language]

thump

[screeches]

puff

[screeches]

puff

Thank you, Super Friends.

If it weren't for you

our research would've turned into a disaster.

I just hope you've learned to be more careful

with your experiments.

(Norman) 'Super Friends, help!'

[growling]

Be careful! He's a man-eater.

Leo?

He's no man eater.

But he loves a good streak.

roar

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

(male narrator) In the mountains outside Metropolis..

Go get it, Moosie!

[growling]

Good boy.

Here goes a long one.

[growling]

Oh, no! A grizzly bear!

[barking]

Moosie, run!

Oh!

[barking]

Come on, Moosie! We're almost at the highway!

[growling]

(male narrator) Later, high above the forested slopes

the Wonder Twins scan the area on their daily patrol.

Well, that about does it, Zan.

We must have covered 100 square miles.

Take us in for lunch, Jayna.

This may sound strange coming from an eagle

but I could really go for some fried chicken right now.

Uh-oh! The lunch will have to wait.

I think I've spotted something.

(Wonder Twins) Wonder Twin Powers, deactivate!

[gibberish]

Zan, look!

'He must've fallen and hit his head.'

Wonder Twins calling Metropolis air rescue.

(male narrator) Back in the city

at the Metropolis Medical Center..

How are you feeling, Grant?

Fine.

Hey, where's Moosie?

I'm afraid he's run away, son.

On the other hand aside from a few scratches

you're in perfect health.

I, I can't walk.

I thought there was only a few minor cuts.

I can't explain it. The X-ray showed nothing.

(male narrator) Later, in the Batcave..

Any moment now we'll have a complete

computer scan of your body, Grant.

If the Batcomputer can't detect the problem nothing will.

It's no use, Batman.

I'll never walk again. I know it.

(AI) 'Circulatory and skeletal scans complete.'

'No signs of physical damage.'

The Batcomputer never lies, Grant.

There's nothing physically wrong with you.

Yeah? Tell it to my legs.

- You can't just give up, Grant. - That's right.

There's always hope no matter what the odds.

You don't have to try to make me feel better.

I get the picture.

Grant, watch out for that ramp!

screech

Nice shot, Batman.

Thanks for nothing.

I don't need your help.

I've got a friend who might be able to help you.

Let's have a look at those legs of yours.

I don't see anything wrong either.

But I do have a treatment that should cheer you up.

Oh, yeah? What?

A tour of Metropolis at 5,000 feet.

Well, how do you like the view?

It's okay.

beep beep

This is Superman. Go ahead.

(Zan) 'Superman, you've got to get back to the Hall Of Justice.'

'We're being attacked by a..'

Hold tight, Grant.

Superman, look!

screech

zap

bang

We've gotta act quickly before that robot

turns the Hall Of Justice into a junk yard.

One Exxor change coming up.

(Wonder Twins) Wonder Twin Powers, activate!

Form of a giraffe!

Shape of an ice-wrench.

Alright, Zan, let's take him apart.

[yelling]

Now don't get any computerized idea.

zap

I'll be right back.

That's far enough, you mechanical misfit!

Not a very good shot, are you?

swoosh

That should keep you snug until I send in the dismantlers.

There, that didn't take long, did it?

Superman, look out!

screech

Great Scott! Kryptonite.

screech

Get up, Superman. Get up!

Get rid of Kryptonite.

I can't. I can't!

You can, you can do it, Grant.

[dramatic music]

screech

thud

Thanks again, Grant.

For saving my life.

You were right all along, Super Friends.

My problem wasn't in my legs, it was in my mind.

I guess I figured if I couldn't walk with Moosie anymore

then I just wouldn't walk.

Now you know just how powerful your decisions are.

I sure do.

So long, Super Friends.

- Goodbye. - Take care, Grant.

Yes, sir, it's amazing just how powerful the mind really is.

A little green paint, an old robot

and a young boy walks again.

[instrumental music]

(male narrator) In a distant sector of the galaxy

a strange cube shaped planet

moves in a square orbit around its sun.

This is Bizarro World.

Where everything is a confused imitation of Earth.

And the entire population

is made of imperfect duplicates of Superman and Louis Lane.

Yesterday's news! Don't read all about it!

How much for paper?

It's free.

Me no want. Too expensive.

(male narrator) Meanwhile, at Bizarro number one's

secret headquarters..

[chuckles] Me finished with special video game.

Now, time to trap Super Friends for all at once.

(male narrator) Light years away at the Hall Of Justice..

(AI) 'Warning! Warning!'

'Justice League's satellite scanners indicate'

'unknown energy beam approaching Hall Of Justice.'

Where is it coming from?

(AI) 'Sensors show source as Bizarro World.'

Sounds like Bizarro must be upto

another one of his crazy schemes.

zap

It appears to be an ordinary video game.

(Superman) 'Nothing Bizarro does is ordinary.'

Careful it could be a trap.

It is a trap for Super Friends!

zap

Superman!

[chuckles] Not worry, Wonder Woman.

You keep him company.

I'm dissolving.

Got to act fast.

zap

You too late, Samurai.

Bizarro, let us out.

Super Friends never get out.

You Video Victims now.

It's incredible. We're trapped in a video universe.

I wonder what sort of game Bizarro intends to play?

Great Scott! I think I know.

Of course, we're in an asteroid belt.

Hurry, we've got to get outta here.

smash smash smash

pew pew pew

Me zap Super Friends with photon torpedoes.

pew pew pew

Great rising suns!

Look, it is a video starship!

pew pew pew

bang

We've been hit!

Me hit you again.

Now, score big!

pew pew pew

That next shot will destroy the other ship.

I've got to stop it.

[groans]

Superman!

[chuckles] Now, all we have to do

hit Wonder Woman and Samurai.

Get free game.

pew pew pew

- We are losing power. - We have run out of fuel.

And that photon torpedo is headed right toward us.

We have got once chance.

[speaking in foreign language]

(male narrator) Using his ancient powers of illusion

Samurai transforms into a fiery pillar.

[screams] Machine on fire!

pew pew

[speaking in foreign language]

That was a hot trick, Samurai.

Bizarro released the controls

just before that photon torpedo hit us.

We had better try to find Superman.

[gasps] There no flame!

Samurai trick Bizarro!

Me play new game for kicks.

We've been electronically transported into another game.

Great Gods of Olympus! Look!

I shouldn't have any trouble putting it out of commission.

Me sneak up behind Superman, now.

I've lost it.

Superman, look out!

Alright, big mouth

I guess I'm going to have to teach you not to bite.

Ha! Superman not count on Kryptonite button.

No! Kryptonite.

[screams]

- Superman! - He is gone!

Ten thousand points for Superman.

Now me get Wonder Woman.

Hurry, our only chance is to outrun it.

Me got you trapped now.

My magic lasso is unbreakable.

It maybe able to stop that giant ball.

snap snap

A dead end!

Me got you now, Samurai.

This must be the computer relay for the game controls.

There is still a chance.

[speaking in foreign language]

(male narrator) Once again summoning his ancient powers

Samurai transforms into a swirling whirlwind.

Where he go?

(male narrator) Moving inside the micro chip..

[crackling]

(male narrator) ...Samurai reroutes the speeding electronic messages..

...commanding the computer to play a different game.

Him break Bizarro game.

No!

Me changing into electronic Bizarro.

zap

[speaking in foreign language]

Nice work, Samurai.

I never knew you were so skilled in electronics.

A good samurai not only knows the ancient customs of Japan

he knows the modern customs as well.

Super Friends, help Bizarro.

Me trapped in game.

We'll let you out, Bizarro.

As soon as we take your game back to Bizarro World.

In the meantime, anyone got a quarter?